#  @PeepScript Peep Show Script Peep Show Script posts on X about in the, god, have the, this is the most. They currently have [------] followers and [---] posts still getting attention that total [-----] engagements in the last [--] hours. ### Engagements: [-----] [#](/creator/twitter::1131098843536396288/interactions)  - [--] Week [------] +4.60% - [--] Month [-------] +256% - [--] Months [-------] +19% - [--] Year [-------] -28% ### Mentions: [--] [#](/creator/twitter::1131098843536396288/posts_active)  - [--] Months [--] no change - [--] Year [---] -9.20% ### Followers: [------] [#](/creator/twitter::1131098843536396288/followers)  - [--] Week [------] +0.03% - [--] Month [------] -0.09% - [--] Months [------] +0.29% - [--] Year [------] +4.80% ### CreatorRank: [---------] [#](/creator/twitter::1131098843536396288/influencer_rank)  ### Social Influence **Social category influence** [stocks](/list/stocks) 2.61% [travel destinations](/list/travel-destinations) 1.74% [countries](/list/countries) 1.74% [technology brands](/list/technology-brands) 0.87% **Social topic influence** [in the](/topic/in-the) 5.22%, [god](/topic/god) 4.35%, [have the](/topic/have-the) 2.61%, [this is](/topic/this-is) 2.61%, [just a](/topic/just-a) 2.61%, [all the](/topic/all-the) 2.61%, [can i](/topic/can-i) 1.74%, [mark](/topic/mark) 1.74%, [barcelona](/topic/barcelona) #2897, [hold](/topic/hold) 1.74% **Top assets mentioned** [Alphabet Inc Class A (GOOGL)](/topic/$googl) ### Top Social Posts Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours "Mark: I know. (Yes your jurisdiction over my face is hereby rescinded. Shit. But can I really break it to her Should I I mean she's lovely she's attractive. She does irritate me but everyone irritates me.)" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/2022803346176770297) 2026-02-14T22:41Z 19.9K followers, [---] engagements "Mark is just finishing shaving off his beard" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/2020538169800745157) 2026-02-08T16:40Z 19.9K followers, [---] engagements "Mark: (Goodbye beard hello familiar stupid face.)" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/2020560821701538225) 2026-02-08T18:10Z 19.9K followers, [----] engagements "Mark: Er yeah yeah. I think so. But it got me thinking about Sophie and the wedding and how I probably don't properly love her" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/2020606122852245685) 2026-02-08T21:10Z 19.9K followers, [---] engagements "Mark: Yes. I think. I think I'm gonna call it off Jez" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/2020651423797584158) 2026-02-09T00:10Z 19.9K followers, [---] engagements "Jeremy: Wow. That's. I'm impressed Mark. (Could go for a high five. Probably not the most appropriate time.) So is that why the beard" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/2020674080668635477) 2026-02-09T01:40Z 19.9K followers, [---] engagements "Mark: Well I had to pretend that even to myself. I mean what sort of man would grow an unwanted beard to order" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/2020742034416369864) 2026-02-09T06:10Z 19.9K followers, [---] engagements "Mark: I don't know it's difficult. I mean ideally it would be somewhere with nice surroundings" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/2020787335369986175) 2026-02-09T09:10Z 19.9K followers, [---] engagements "Mark: No just. practising. I was showing Jeremy some techniques" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/2021013845335044201) 2026-02-10T00:10Z 19.9K followers, [----] engagements "Penny: I'm sure Jeremy's got plenty of his own techniques. I just wanted to check you were back OK Mark and say how lovely it is to have you both here. Night" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/2021036501119713538) 2026-02-10T01:40Z 19.9K followers, [----] engagements "Penny closes the door Mark turns to Jeremy" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/2021059152261361977) 2026-02-10T03:10Z 19.9K followers, [---] engagements "Mark: Please no. Please tell me no" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/2021081813393748074) 2026-02-10T04:40Z 19.9K followers, [---] engagements "Mark: That the smutty smile. Jeremy please tell me that nothing's going on there" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/2021149764121764153) 2026-02-10T09:10Z 19.9K followers, [---] engagements "Mark: Let's just say that nothing is going on there" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/2021195064936906841) 2026-02-10T12:10Z 19.9K followers, [---] engagements "Mark: She's not out of Hollyoaks Jeremy She probably had a ration book Oh you're a piece of work aren't you I'm down in the pub putting the hours in with the dad and you're back at the house banging the mum That is not a good impression" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/2021285669184688214) 2026-02-10T18:10Z 19.9K followers, [----] engagements "Jeremy and Mark are out walking with Ian who is doing some metal detecting" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/2021376275604984094) 2026-02-11T00:10Z 19.9K followers, [---] engagements "Jeremy: So come on Mark why haven't you told her yet" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/2021444226974662882) 2026-02-11T04:40Z 19.9K followers, [---] engagements "Mark: Shh can he hear" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/2021466877482971155) 2026-02-11T06:10Z 19.9K followers, [---] engagements "Mark: I don't know maybe. I mean she's so nice. So what if I don't really love her. Charles didn't really love Diana and they were all right. Sort of" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/2021580193169646059) 2026-02-11T13:40Z 19.9K followers, [----] engagements "Mark: What no" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/2021625494869815546) 2026-02-11T16:40Z 19.9K followers, [---] engagements "Ian: Stop it Mark. I heard every word. And for the record Jeremy I may be a homophobe but I'm no badger baiter" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/2021738748430459014) 2026-02-12T00:10Z 19.9K followers, [----] engagements "Jeremy Mark and Ian sit in Ian's barn drinking whiskey" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/2021761399177760834) 2026-02-12T01:40Z 19.9K followers, [---] engagements "Ian: It's full of crap no-one has any use for. Maybe that's why I feel so at home here. Ha. Mark if you don't love Sophie you shouldn't marry her" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/2021806700173328549) 2026-02-12T04:40Z 19.9K followers, [---] engagements "Mark: Yes that's what I've actually been thinking. That's what I'm gonna tell her. (The good-impression thermometer is reaching absolute zero.) For what it's worth I'm sorry" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/2021829350715224543) 2026-02-12T06:10Z 19.9K followers, [---] engagements "Mark: Well thank you" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/2021874658107084962) 2026-02-12T09:10Z 19.9K followers, [---] engagements "Mark: Er well maybe we should just-" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/2022123815203971385) 2026-02-13T01:41Z 19.9K followers, [---] engagements "Ian has decided to do something about Dan and has brought Mark and Jez along to Dan's barn" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/2022169116287676838) 2026-02-13T04:41Z 19.9K followers, [---] engagements "Mark: Or you could just post something negative on the internet or blank him in the Post Office That would send out a pretty horrible message" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/2022214417262256549) 2026-02-13T07:41Z 19.9K followers, [---] engagements "Mark: Oh that. When I was shaving I sort of slipped and I tried evening it out but it just got smaller and smaller until I looked like an evil overlord so I just lost it" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/2022758045189554248) 2026-02-14T19:41Z 19.9K followers, [---] engagements "Mark: I know (Who cares if I don't know if I properly love her She could have the flat in Barcelona I can live in the Ardennes. We'd hardly see each other.)" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/2023097812322316418) 2026-02-15T18:11Z 19.9K followers, [---] engagements "Penny: Just some Blair resignation jam" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/2019949234493980805) 2026-02-07T01:40Z 19.9K followers, [----] engagements "Ian: Come on Mark you've got to grasp the nettle mate. I really don't want you to leave it too late" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/2023369621219205527) 2026-02-16T12:11Z 19.9K followers, [---] engagements "It is the morning of Sophie's birthday and Ian Penny Sophie Jamie Mark and Jez are out for a walk" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/2022599492319445120) 2026-02-14T09:11Z 19.9K followers, [---] engagements "Mark: Like scrumping for apples" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/2022508890168979734) 2026-02-14T03:11Z 19.9K followers, [---] engagements "Penny: Try the Diana Memorial strawberry" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/2020221046352232768) 2026-02-07T19:40Z 19.9K followers, [----] engagements "Mark: (Oh God I'm a firestarter. A twisted firestarter.)" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/2022576841865810020) 2026-02-14T07:41Z 19.9K followers, [---] engagements "Penny: It's yours and Mark's. To do whatever you want with" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/2023007210285027772) 2026-02-15T12:11Z 19.9K followers, [---] engagements "Mark: Happy birthday. I hope it'll be a memorable day. (Of course it's gonna be memorable. The day she's humiliated and broken in front of her family.)" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/2022712744474972614) 2026-02-14T16:41Z 19.9K followers, [---] engagements "Mark: (Oh my God. Nana probably needs the roof and brickwork looked at but apart from that this is premium real estate. Quick sale then a cottage in the Ardennes. Or a flat in Barcelona.)" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/2023052511230181747) 2026-02-15T15:11Z 19.9K followers, [----] engagements "Mark: Happy birthday" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/2023346970731929905) 2026-02-16T10:41Z 19.9K followers, [---] engagements "Mark: God no not because of Nana's cottage. Of course not there are a lot of factors" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/2023437572936962471) 2026-02-16T16:41Z 19.9K followers, [---] engagements "Mark: Four naan Jeremy Four That's insane" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1945615797419721103) 2025-07-16T22:45Z 19.9K followers, 119.3K engagements "Jeremy: Come on He got married didn't he Leave him alone" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1377688547092803588) 2021-04-01T18:25Z 19.9K followers, [---] engagements "Super Hans: You should just get a van. With a van it's like you've got an MBA. But you've also got a fucking van yeah You're not just a man any more. You are a man with a van. You get a van Jez we could be men with ven" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1406136934343319552) 2021-06-19T06:29Z 19.9K followers, [---] engagements "Super Hans: 'Course I have. The twins. The fuckin' twins I'm always on about them. I bloody love them two. Here I've got 'em on me phone. Oh hold on have I Ah I'll never forgive Orange if they've wiped the twins Oh that is that is shitty. Where are the bloody twins" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1433510669064749061) 2021-09-02T19:22Z 19.9K followers, [----] engagements "Super Hans: You got any olives I've gone fucking mental for olives" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1447903498914385922) 2021-10-12T12:34Z 19.9K followers, [----] engagements "Jeremy: I think the truth is basically I've been bored ever since 9/11" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1482152440245985280) 2022-01-15T00:47Z 19.9K followers, [---] engagements "Super Hans: Well if it's just to wet the whistle" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1499513768040181760) 2022-03-03T22:35Z 19.9K followers, [---] engagements "Super Hans: Singing Oh I just wanna fuck and suck. Fuck and suck. Fuck and suck. Everyone I just wanna fuck and suck. All the whole night through. I love cocaine I love cocaine" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1499589985892282368) 2022-03-04T03:38Z 19.9K followers, [---] engagements "Super Hans: Tell you what that crack is really moreish" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1568605706026188805) 2022-09-10T14:21Z 19.9K followers, [----] engagements "Mark: Four naan Jeremy Four That's insane" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1570107566440472578) 2022-09-14T17:49Z 19.9K followers, [----] engagements "Super Hans: What we really need to do is create a powerful sense of dread. Holds down on one key on the keyboard. See the longer the note the more dread" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1570459316959977472) 2022-09-15T17:07Z 19.9K followers, [----] engagements "Super Hans: Oh right so now we're working it's not OK for me to smoke my crack" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1570520608458346499) 2022-09-15T21:11Z 19.9K followers, [---] engagements "Super Hans: The secret ingredient is crime" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1577670701766647810) 2022-10-05T14:43Z 19.9K followers, [----] engagements "Mark glares back at Jeremy unamused" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1578465624249901057) 2022-10-07T19:21Z 19.9K followers, [---] engagements "Mark: Hitler promised not to invade Czechoslovakia Jeremy. Welcome to the real world" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1585511678099202048) 2022-10-27T06:00Z 19.9K followers, [----] engagements "Jeremy: Super Hans has taken four grams of coke to relax him for his speech" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1589177271071506433) 2022-11-06T08:46Z 19.9K followers, [---] engagements "Super Hans: It'll freak 'em out. What the fuck's a washing machine doing in a pub Jesus I need a drink yeah And boom they'll have to have one of our organic scrumpies" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1597515613861281792) 2022-11-29T08:59Z 19.9K followers, [---] engagements "Johnson: Is that normal pooing you're doing" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1604445693908860928) 2022-12-18T11:57Z 19.9K followers, 41.6K engagements "Super Hans: Exactly. Opens a can of lager and hands it to Jez There you go chief have a suck on that sauce bottle" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1613439926413967360) 2023-01-12T07:37Z 19.9K followers, 38.2K engagements "Super Hans: Don't say crack Jez yeah Please not now. Cos you saying crack makes me think about crack and I love crack so can you not say crack" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1613594001961107458) 2023-01-12T17:49Z 19.9K followers, 30.7K engagements "Alan: Tonight should be a free-fire ideas zone. Watch a DVD eat some pizza fuck each other. I'm serious fuck a chicken if that's what it takes. Watch a chicken fucking a horse. What you think the guys who invented Google sat around watching Trumpton" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1622900808281952258) 2023-02-07T10:11Z 19.9K followers, 44.7K engagements "Mark: (Tube up his nose tube up his nose. He's a man with a tube up his nose.)" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1623267748821274624) 2023-02-08T10:29Z 19.9K followers, 37.3K engagements "Alan Johnson answers the door" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1623833972701556737) 2023-02-09T23:59Z 19.9K followers, 48.2K engagements "Mark: (God I'm running away. This is brilliant. Maybe I'll go to a KFC and have a whole bargain bucket. Or I could join Al Qaeda. Maybe I'll marry my lap dancer. I do think in a weird way we had a connection. Fuck the Blockbusters fine I'm going clear)" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1626528666954891264) 2023-02-17T10:27Z 19.9K followers, 43.9K engagements "Mark: Hey is that a kingfisher" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1637585952720683016) 2023-03-19T22:44Z 19.9K followers, 59.6K engagements "Mark: Oh naughty you've combined metric and imperial. You might get an interdenominational you know from mixing the two measurement systems a hangover of that kind" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1638430751824781312) 2023-03-22T06:41Z 19.9K followers, 75.4K engagements "Mark: Oh feta That's a sheep's cheese isn't it" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1653463660059062273) 2023-05-02T18:17Z 19.9K followers, 46.5K engagements "Mark: A sausage has gone Oh my God Jeremy a sausage is missing Is this what it's come to I've got to carry my food around with me now to stop you from- right well I'm sorry you've driven me to this" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1656118626041184258) 2023-05-10T02:07Z 19.9K followers, 66.8K engagements "Super Hans: It's a pisser though isn't it Cancer. They should find a fucking cure" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1660107732781879297) 2023-05-21T02:18Z 19.9K followers, 48.4K engagements "Jeremy: Mummy coffee. Fucky hurry-uppy" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1660537215921922049) 2023-05-22T06:44Z 19.9K followers, 41.7K engagements "Super Hans: Jez can you tell me yeah as a mate someone that knows me really well is the bottom half of me on fire" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1662267622900088837) 2023-05-27T01:20Z 19.9K followers, 44.6K engagements "Super Hans: You should just get a van. With a van it's like you've got an MBA. But you've also got a fucking van yeah You're not just a man any more. You are a man with a van. You get a van Jez we could be men with ven" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1674003144605331456) 2023-06-28T10:33Z 19.9K followers, 51K engagements "Mark: Hi guys. Party of four. Let me show you to a table. I'll grab you some menus but first can I get some nachos margaritas or something soft for the little guys to kick you hombres off" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1776922134977106274) 2024-04-07T10:37Z 19.9K followers, 32.7K engagements "Super Hans: The twins. I'm always going on about me twins aren't I" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1785697510037618817) 2024-05-01T15:47Z 19.9K followers, 26.6K engagements "Super Hans: 'Course I have. The twins. The fuckin' twins I'm always on about them. I bloody love them two. Here I've got 'em on me phone. Oh hold on have I Ah I'll never forgive Orange if they've wiped the twins Oh that is that is shitty. Where are the bloody twins" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1785727768438661174) 2024-05-01T17:47Z 19.9K followers, 67.6K engagements "Super Hans: Yeah they turned fnf zwei years ago. So what pair of eight-ers I reckon. I bloody love them two" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1785803397490221326) 2024-05-01T22:48Z 19.9K followers, 24.5K engagements "Jeremy: And you're off it all Crack as well But you love crack it's your favourite" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1799346786722525648) 2024-06-08T07:44Z 19.9K followers, 26.1K engagements "Super Hans: You got any olives I've gone fucking mental for olives" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1799603909427708340) 2024-06-09T00:46Z 19.9K followers, 35.9K engagements "Gail enters the kitchen and sees Mark attempting to piss in the jalapeo sauce" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1800934099722351086) 2024-06-12T16:52Z 19.9K followers, 34.6K engagements "Super Hans: I've accidentally run to Windsor" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1801206189826380137) 2024-06-13T10:53Z 19.9K followers, 35.9K engagements "Super Hans: Crack" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1802838193525424278) 2024-06-17T22:58Z 19.9K followers, 36.6K engagements "Mark: Where's the turkey Jeremy" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1809400473570484519) 2024-07-06T01:34Z 19.9K followers, 40.9K engagements "Mark: You what No turkey You fucking idiot Jeremy you total fucking idiot That was your job you fucking moron You cretin You're a fuckhead That's what you are a fucking shit head" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1809460986044178895) 2024-07-06T05:34Z 19.9K followers, 51K engagements "Jeremy: It was a joke Mark I was joking. It was a Christmas joke" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1809476130665107703) 2024-07-06T06:35Z 19.9K followers, 21.9K engagements "Alan: Johnson. Alan Johnson" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1814781928798617865) 2024-07-20T21:58Z 19.9K followers, 29K engagements "Dobby: Maybe I've been bored since 9/11" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1832337774612984006) 2024-09-07T08:39Z 19.9K followers, 146K engagements "Mark: My name is Mark Corrigan and I am an honourable man" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1840679754757767240) 2024-09-30T09:07Z 19.9K followers, 27.9K engagements "Super Hans: Fuck off I heard of The Strokes before you" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1848235392794808687) 2024-10-21T05:30Z 19.9K followers, 28.4K engagements "Mark: (I simply must get rid of him.)" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1891932747351921118) 2025-02-18T19:28Z 19.9K followers, 32.3K engagements "END OF EPISODE" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1891955399743483950) 2025-02-18T20:58Z 19.9K followers, 17.1K engagements "We go again" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1892001622743470379) 2025-02-19T00:01Z 19.9K followers, 10.5K engagements "Boy: Oi mate can I have some of your Coke" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1892520119558984080) 2025-02-20T10:22Z 19.9K followers, 31.5K engagements "Super Hans: To bartender Pint of Guinness please no logo on the foam" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1894827869618008576) 2025-02-26T19:12Z 19.9K followers, 33.7K engagements "Jez pulls a face at Barbara while Mark isnt looking" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1904646599826952537) 2025-03-25T21:28Z 19.9K followers, 59.9K engagements "Johnson: So Mr Corrigan we've examined your loan application and I just have one question for you - Are you a pathetic worthless punk" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1912397751918252040) 2025-04-16T06:48Z 19.9K followers, 24.4K engagements "Mark: I've been feeling a little low lately but. smokes a cigarette" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1925892158730412196) 2025-05-23T12:30Z 19.9K followers, 42.2K engagements "Super Hans: Tell you what that crack is really moreish" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1943346707544084959) 2025-07-10T16:28Z 19.9K followers, 35.6K engagements "Gog: I want a kebab" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1944075505398899021) 2025-07-12T16:44Z 19.9K followers, 26.9K engagements "Jeremy: Uh sorry excuse me I ordered three pilau rice and three peshwari naans" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1945547839691456552) 2025-07-16T18:15Z 19.9K followers, 33.9K engagements "Jeremy: It's not all right. Bring us three pilau rice and four peshwari naans please. I've shared enough rice with you Mark. I'm in the big league now" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1945593143958589446) 2025-07-16T21:15Z 19.9K followers, 28K engagements "Mark: sees that during a piece on anti-social behaviour the local news is showing footage of him drinking outside the mini golf park That's- that's- that's our picnic You can't see the kettle chips" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1952571661854683595) 2025-08-05T03:25Z 19.9K followers, 22.6K engagements "Super Hans: The secret ingredient is crime" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1956648882848342289) 2025-08-16T09:27Z 19.9K followers, 27.5K engagements "Mark: Hitler promised not to invade Czechoslovakia Jeremy. Welcome to the real world" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1968811200336044322) 2025-09-18T22:55Z 19.9K followers, 24.7K engagements "Ian: Everybody behind me keep your guns low" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/2018680784064754125) 2026-02-03T13:39Z 19.9K followers, [---] engagements "Jeremy: I think the truth is basically I've been bored ever since 9/11" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1832262255938814091) 2024-09-07T03:38Z 19.9K followers, 53.8K engagements "Super Hans: Singing Oh I just wanna fuck and suck. Fuck and suck. Fuck and suck. Everyone I just wanna fuck and suck. All the whole night through. I love cocaine I love cocaine" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1848069276512469084) 2024-10-20T18:30Z 19.9K followers, 28K engagements "Super Hans: To bartender Pint of Guinness please no logo on the foam" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1534171900372570113) 2022-06-07T13:54Z 19.9K followers, [----] engagements "Super Hans: The big beat manifesto goes "Big beats are the best get high all the time."" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1652157345928040448) 2023-04-29T03:46Z 19.9K followers, 73.1K engagements "Super Hans: Singing I am in loco parentis. I am the last remaining contestant on The Apprentice. I am the home-trained dentist. Aya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1795096177240658252) 2024-05-27T14:14Z 19.9K followers, 43.7K engagements "Jeremy: Mark Are you stirring your coffee very quietly without chinking the side so I can't hear and you don't have to make one for me" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1825145469191794897) 2024-08-18T12:19Z 19.9K followers, 46.5K engagements "Mark: (Oh my fucking life. It's Alan Johnson.)" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1913711534221529422) 2025-04-19T21:49Z 19.9K followers, 22.2K engagements "Johnson: You know what I'm hearing Mark "Poor me Poor me. Pour me another drink."" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1955267166351073307) 2025-08-12T13:56Z 19.9K followers, 34.7K engagements "Mark glares back at Jeremy unamused" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1957917356241395951) 2025-08-19T21:27Z 19.9K followers, 39.5K engagements "Mark: (This is OK this is just a moment that will haunt me forever.)" [X Link](https://x.com/PeepScript/status/1962991236152783000) 2025-09-02T21:29Z 19.9K followers, 128.9K engagements Limited data mode. Full metrics available with subscription: lunarcrush.com/pricing
@PeepScript Peep Show ScriptPeep Show Script posts on X about in the, god, have the, this is the most. They currently have [------] followers and [---] posts still getting attention that total [-----] engagements in the last [--] hours.
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Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours
"Mark: I know. (Yes your jurisdiction over my face is hereby rescinded. Shit. But can I really break it to her Should I I mean she's lovely she's attractive. She does irritate me but everyone irritates me.)"
X Link 2026-02-14T22:41Z 19.9K followers, [---] engagements
"Mark is just finishing shaving off his beard"
X Link 2026-02-08T16:40Z 19.9K followers, [---] engagements
"Mark: (Goodbye beard hello familiar stupid face.)"
X Link 2026-02-08T18:10Z 19.9K followers, [----] engagements
"Mark: Er yeah yeah. I think so. But it got me thinking about Sophie and the wedding and how I probably don't properly love her"
X Link 2026-02-08T21:10Z 19.9K followers, [---] engagements
"Mark: Yes. I think. I think I'm gonna call it off Jez"
X Link 2026-02-09T00:10Z 19.9K followers, [---] engagements
"Jeremy: Wow. That's. I'm impressed Mark. (Could go for a high five. Probably not the most appropriate time.) So is that why the beard"
X Link 2026-02-09T01:40Z 19.9K followers, [---] engagements
"Mark: Well I had to pretend that even to myself. I mean what sort of man would grow an unwanted beard to order"
X Link 2026-02-09T06:10Z 19.9K followers, [---] engagements
"Mark: I don't know it's difficult. I mean ideally it would be somewhere with nice surroundings"
X Link 2026-02-09T09:10Z 19.9K followers, [---] engagements
"Mark: No just. practising. I was showing Jeremy some techniques"
X Link 2026-02-10T00:10Z 19.9K followers, [----] engagements
"Penny: I'm sure Jeremy's got plenty of his own techniques. I just wanted to check you were back OK Mark and say how lovely it is to have you both here. Night"
X Link 2026-02-10T01:40Z 19.9K followers, [----] engagements
"Penny closes the door Mark turns to Jeremy"
X Link 2026-02-10T03:10Z 19.9K followers, [---] engagements
"Mark: Please no. Please tell me no"
X Link 2026-02-10T04:40Z 19.9K followers, [---] engagements
"Mark: That the smutty smile. Jeremy please tell me that nothing's going on there"
X Link 2026-02-10T09:10Z 19.9K followers, [---] engagements
"Mark: Let's just say that nothing is going on there"
X Link 2026-02-10T12:10Z 19.9K followers, [---] engagements
"Mark: She's not out of Hollyoaks Jeremy She probably had a ration book Oh you're a piece of work aren't you I'm down in the pub putting the hours in with the dad and you're back at the house banging the mum That is not a good impression"
X Link 2026-02-10T18:10Z 19.9K followers, [----] engagements
"Jeremy and Mark are out walking with Ian who is doing some metal detecting"
X Link 2026-02-11T00:10Z 19.9K followers, [---] engagements
"Jeremy: So come on Mark why haven't you told her yet"
X Link 2026-02-11T04:40Z 19.9K followers, [---] engagements
"Mark: Shh can he hear"
X Link 2026-02-11T06:10Z 19.9K followers, [---] engagements
"Mark: I don't know maybe. I mean she's so nice. So what if I don't really love her. Charles didn't really love Diana and they were all right. Sort of"
X Link 2026-02-11T13:40Z 19.9K followers, [----] engagements
"Mark: What no"
X Link 2026-02-11T16:40Z 19.9K followers, [---] engagements
"Ian: Stop it Mark. I heard every word. And for the record Jeremy I may be a homophobe but I'm no badger baiter"
X Link 2026-02-12T00:10Z 19.9K followers, [----] engagements
"Jeremy Mark and Ian sit in Ian's barn drinking whiskey"
X Link 2026-02-12T01:40Z 19.9K followers, [---] engagements
"Ian: It's full of crap no-one has any use for. Maybe that's why I feel so at home here. Ha. Mark if you don't love Sophie you shouldn't marry her"
X Link 2026-02-12T04:40Z 19.9K followers, [---] engagements
"Mark: Yes that's what I've actually been thinking. That's what I'm gonna tell her. (The good-impression thermometer is reaching absolute zero.) For what it's worth I'm sorry"
X Link 2026-02-12T06:10Z 19.9K followers, [---] engagements
"Mark: Well thank you"
X Link 2026-02-12T09:10Z 19.9K followers, [---] engagements
"Mark: Er well maybe we should just-"
X Link 2026-02-13T01:41Z 19.9K followers, [---] engagements
"Ian has decided to do something about Dan and has brought Mark and Jez along to Dan's barn"
X Link 2026-02-13T04:41Z 19.9K followers, [---] engagements
"Mark: Or you could just post something negative on the internet or blank him in the Post Office That would send out a pretty horrible message"
X Link 2026-02-13T07:41Z 19.9K followers, [---] engagements
"Mark: Oh that. When I was shaving I sort of slipped and I tried evening it out but it just got smaller and smaller until I looked like an evil overlord so I just lost it"
X Link 2026-02-14T19:41Z 19.9K followers, [---] engagements
"Mark: I know (Who cares if I don't know if I properly love her She could have the flat in Barcelona I can live in the Ardennes. We'd hardly see each other.)"
X Link 2026-02-15T18:11Z 19.9K followers, [---] engagements
"Penny: Just some Blair resignation jam"
X Link 2026-02-07T01:40Z 19.9K followers, [----] engagements
"Ian: Come on Mark you've got to grasp the nettle mate. I really don't want you to leave it too late"
X Link 2026-02-16T12:11Z 19.9K followers, [---] engagements
"It is the morning of Sophie's birthday and Ian Penny Sophie Jamie Mark and Jez are out for a walk"
X Link 2026-02-14T09:11Z 19.9K followers, [---] engagements
"Mark: Like scrumping for apples"
X Link 2026-02-14T03:11Z 19.9K followers, [---] engagements
"Penny: Try the Diana Memorial strawberry"
X Link 2026-02-07T19:40Z 19.9K followers, [----] engagements
"Mark: (Oh God I'm a firestarter. A twisted firestarter.)"
X Link 2026-02-14T07:41Z 19.9K followers, [---] engagements
"Penny: It's yours and Mark's. To do whatever you want with"
X Link 2026-02-15T12:11Z 19.9K followers, [---] engagements
"Mark: Happy birthday. I hope it'll be a memorable day. (Of course it's gonna be memorable. The day she's humiliated and broken in front of her family.)"
X Link 2026-02-14T16:41Z 19.9K followers, [---] engagements
"Mark: (Oh my God. Nana probably needs the roof and brickwork looked at but apart from that this is premium real estate. Quick sale then a cottage in the Ardennes. Or a flat in Barcelona.)"
X Link 2026-02-15T15:11Z 19.9K followers, [----] engagements
"Mark: Happy birthday"
X Link 2026-02-16T10:41Z 19.9K followers, [---] engagements
"Mark: God no not because of Nana's cottage. Of course not there are a lot of factors"
X Link 2026-02-16T16:41Z 19.9K followers, [---] engagements
"Mark: Four naan Jeremy Four That's insane"
X Link 2025-07-16T22:45Z 19.9K followers, 119.3K engagements
"Jeremy: Come on He got married didn't he Leave him alone"
X Link 2021-04-01T18:25Z 19.9K followers, [---] engagements
"Super Hans: You should just get a van. With a van it's like you've got an MBA. But you've also got a fucking van yeah You're not just a man any more. You are a man with a van. You get a van Jez we could be men with ven"
X Link 2021-06-19T06:29Z 19.9K followers, [---] engagements
"Super Hans: 'Course I have. The twins. The fuckin' twins I'm always on about them. I bloody love them two. Here I've got 'em on me phone. Oh hold on have I Ah I'll never forgive Orange if they've wiped the twins Oh that is that is shitty. Where are the bloody twins"
X Link 2021-09-02T19:22Z 19.9K followers, [----] engagements
"Super Hans: You got any olives I've gone fucking mental for olives"
X Link 2021-10-12T12:34Z 19.9K followers, [----] engagements
"Jeremy: I think the truth is basically I've been bored ever since 9/11"
X Link 2022-01-15T00:47Z 19.9K followers, [---] engagements
"Super Hans: Well if it's just to wet the whistle"
X Link 2022-03-03T22:35Z 19.9K followers, [---] engagements
"Super Hans: Singing Oh I just wanna fuck and suck. Fuck and suck. Fuck and suck. Everyone I just wanna fuck and suck. All the whole night through. I love cocaine I love cocaine"
X Link 2022-03-04T03:38Z 19.9K followers, [---] engagements
"Super Hans: Tell you what that crack is really moreish"
X Link 2022-09-10T14:21Z 19.9K followers, [----] engagements
"Mark: Four naan Jeremy Four That's insane"
X Link 2022-09-14T17:49Z 19.9K followers, [----] engagements
"Super Hans: What we really need to do is create a powerful sense of dread. Holds down on one key on the keyboard. See the longer the note the more dread"
X Link 2022-09-15T17:07Z 19.9K followers, [----] engagements
"Super Hans: Oh right so now we're working it's not OK for me to smoke my crack"
X Link 2022-09-15T21:11Z 19.9K followers, [---] engagements
"Super Hans: The secret ingredient is crime"
X Link 2022-10-05T14:43Z 19.9K followers, [----] engagements
"Mark glares back at Jeremy unamused"
X Link 2022-10-07T19:21Z 19.9K followers, [---] engagements
"Mark: Hitler promised not to invade Czechoslovakia Jeremy. Welcome to the real world"
X Link 2022-10-27T06:00Z 19.9K followers, [----] engagements
"Jeremy: Super Hans has taken four grams of coke to relax him for his speech"
X Link 2022-11-06T08:46Z 19.9K followers, [---] engagements
"Super Hans: It'll freak 'em out. What the fuck's a washing machine doing in a pub Jesus I need a drink yeah And boom they'll have to have one of our organic scrumpies"
X Link 2022-11-29T08:59Z 19.9K followers, [---] engagements
"Johnson: Is that normal pooing you're doing"
X Link 2022-12-18T11:57Z 19.9K followers, 41.6K engagements
"Super Hans: Exactly. Opens a can of lager and hands it to Jez There you go chief have a suck on that sauce bottle"
X Link 2023-01-12T07:37Z 19.9K followers, 38.2K engagements
"Super Hans: Don't say crack Jez yeah Please not now. Cos you saying crack makes me think about crack and I love crack so can you not say crack"
X Link 2023-01-12T17:49Z 19.9K followers, 30.7K engagements
"Alan: Tonight should be a free-fire ideas zone. Watch a DVD eat some pizza fuck each other. I'm serious fuck a chicken if that's what it takes. Watch a chicken fucking a horse. What you think the guys who invented Google sat around watching Trumpton"
X Link 2023-02-07T10:11Z 19.9K followers, 44.7K engagements
"Mark: (Tube up his nose tube up his nose. He's a man with a tube up his nose.)"
X Link 2023-02-08T10:29Z 19.9K followers, 37.3K engagements
"Alan Johnson answers the door"
X Link 2023-02-09T23:59Z 19.9K followers, 48.2K engagements
"Mark: (God I'm running away. This is brilliant. Maybe I'll go to a KFC and have a whole bargain bucket. Or I could join Al Qaeda. Maybe I'll marry my lap dancer. I do think in a weird way we had a connection. Fuck the Blockbusters fine I'm going clear)"
X Link 2023-02-17T10:27Z 19.9K followers, 43.9K engagements
"Mark: Hey is that a kingfisher"
X Link 2023-03-19T22:44Z 19.9K followers, 59.6K engagements
"Mark: Oh naughty you've combined metric and imperial. You might get an interdenominational you know from mixing the two measurement systems a hangover of that kind"
X Link 2023-03-22T06:41Z 19.9K followers, 75.4K engagements
"Mark: Oh feta That's a sheep's cheese isn't it"
X Link 2023-05-02T18:17Z 19.9K followers, 46.5K engagements
"Mark: A sausage has gone Oh my God Jeremy a sausage is missing Is this what it's come to I've got to carry my food around with me now to stop you from- right well I'm sorry you've driven me to this"
X Link 2023-05-10T02:07Z 19.9K followers, 66.8K engagements
"Super Hans: It's a pisser though isn't it Cancer. They should find a fucking cure"
X Link 2023-05-21T02:18Z 19.9K followers, 48.4K engagements
"Jeremy: Mummy coffee. Fucky hurry-uppy"
X Link 2023-05-22T06:44Z 19.9K followers, 41.7K engagements
"Super Hans: Jez can you tell me yeah as a mate someone that knows me really well is the bottom half of me on fire"
X Link 2023-05-27T01:20Z 19.9K followers, 44.6K engagements
"Super Hans: You should just get a van. With a van it's like you've got an MBA. But you've also got a fucking van yeah You're not just a man any more. You are a man with a van. You get a van Jez we could be men with ven"
X Link 2023-06-28T10:33Z 19.9K followers, 51K engagements
"Mark: Hi guys. Party of four. Let me show you to a table. I'll grab you some menus but first can I get some nachos margaritas or something soft for the little guys to kick you hombres off"
X Link 2024-04-07T10:37Z 19.9K followers, 32.7K engagements
"Super Hans: The twins. I'm always going on about me twins aren't I"
X Link 2024-05-01T15:47Z 19.9K followers, 26.6K engagements
"Super Hans: 'Course I have. The twins. The fuckin' twins I'm always on about them. I bloody love them two. Here I've got 'em on me phone. Oh hold on have I Ah I'll never forgive Orange if they've wiped the twins Oh that is that is shitty. Where are the bloody twins"
X Link 2024-05-01T17:47Z 19.9K followers, 67.6K engagements
"Super Hans: Yeah they turned fnf zwei years ago. So what pair of eight-ers I reckon. I bloody love them two"
X Link 2024-05-01T22:48Z 19.9K followers, 24.5K engagements
"Jeremy: And you're off it all Crack as well But you love crack it's your favourite"
X Link 2024-06-08T07:44Z 19.9K followers, 26.1K engagements
"Super Hans: You got any olives I've gone fucking mental for olives"
X Link 2024-06-09T00:46Z 19.9K followers, 35.9K engagements
"Gail enters the kitchen and sees Mark attempting to piss in the jalapeo sauce"
X Link 2024-06-12T16:52Z 19.9K followers, 34.6K engagements
"Super Hans: I've accidentally run to Windsor"
X Link 2024-06-13T10:53Z 19.9K followers, 35.9K engagements
"Super Hans: Crack"
X Link 2024-06-17T22:58Z 19.9K followers, 36.6K engagements
"Mark: Where's the turkey Jeremy"
X Link 2024-07-06T01:34Z 19.9K followers, 40.9K engagements
"Mark: You what No turkey You fucking idiot Jeremy you total fucking idiot That was your job you fucking moron You cretin You're a fuckhead That's what you are a fucking shit head"
X Link 2024-07-06T05:34Z 19.9K followers, 51K engagements
"Jeremy: It was a joke Mark I was joking. It was a Christmas joke"
X Link 2024-07-06T06:35Z 19.9K followers, 21.9K engagements
"Alan: Johnson. Alan Johnson"
X Link 2024-07-20T21:58Z 19.9K followers, 29K engagements
"Dobby: Maybe I've been bored since 9/11"
X Link 2024-09-07T08:39Z 19.9K followers, 146K engagements
"Mark: My name is Mark Corrigan and I am an honourable man"
X Link 2024-09-30T09:07Z 19.9K followers, 27.9K engagements
"Super Hans: Fuck off I heard of The Strokes before you"
X Link 2024-10-21T05:30Z 19.9K followers, 28.4K engagements
"Mark: (I simply must get rid of him.)"
X Link 2025-02-18T19:28Z 19.9K followers, 32.3K engagements
"END OF EPISODE"
X Link 2025-02-18T20:58Z 19.9K followers, 17.1K engagements
"We go again"
X Link 2025-02-19T00:01Z 19.9K followers, 10.5K engagements
"Boy: Oi mate can I have some of your Coke"
X Link 2025-02-20T10:22Z 19.9K followers, 31.5K engagements
"Super Hans: To bartender Pint of Guinness please no logo on the foam"
X Link 2025-02-26T19:12Z 19.9K followers, 33.7K engagements
"Jez pulls a face at Barbara while Mark isnt looking"
X Link 2025-03-25T21:28Z 19.9K followers, 59.9K engagements
"Johnson: So Mr Corrigan we've examined your loan application and I just have one question for you - Are you a pathetic worthless punk"
X Link 2025-04-16T06:48Z 19.9K followers, 24.4K engagements
"Mark: I've been feeling a little low lately but. smokes a cigarette"
X Link 2025-05-23T12:30Z 19.9K followers, 42.2K engagements
"Super Hans: Tell you what that crack is really moreish"
X Link 2025-07-10T16:28Z 19.9K followers, 35.6K engagements
"Gog: I want a kebab"
X Link 2025-07-12T16:44Z 19.9K followers, 26.9K engagements
"Jeremy: Uh sorry excuse me I ordered three pilau rice and three peshwari naans"
X Link 2025-07-16T18:15Z 19.9K followers, 33.9K engagements
"Jeremy: It's not all right. Bring us three pilau rice and four peshwari naans please. I've shared enough rice with you Mark. I'm in the big league now"
X Link 2025-07-16T21:15Z 19.9K followers, 28K engagements
"Mark: sees that during a piece on anti-social behaviour the local news is showing footage of him drinking outside the mini golf park That's- that's- that's our picnic You can't see the kettle chips"
X Link 2025-08-05T03:25Z 19.9K followers, 22.6K engagements
"Super Hans: The secret ingredient is crime"
X Link 2025-08-16T09:27Z 19.9K followers, 27.5K engagements
"Mark: Hitler promised not to invade Czechoslovakia Jeremy. Welcome to the real world"
X Link 2025-09-18T22:55Z 19.9K followers, 24.7K engagements
"Ian: Everybody behind me keep your guns low"
X Link 2026-02-03T13:39Z 19.9K followers, [---] engagements
"Jeremy: I think the truth is basically I've been bored ever since 9/11"
X Link 2024-09-07T03:38Z 19.9K followers, 53.8K engagements
"Super Hans: Singing Oh I just wanna fuck and suck. Fuck and suck. Fuck and suck. Everyone I just wanna fuck and suck. All the whole night through. I love cocaine I love cocaine"
X Link 2024-10-20T18:30Z 19.9K followers, 28K engagements
"Super Hans: To bartender Pint of Guinness please no logo on the foam"
X Link 2022-06-07T13:54Z 19.9K followers, [----] engagements
"Super Hans: The big beat manifesto goes "Big beats are the best get high all the time.""
X Link 2023-04-29T03:46Z 19.9K followers, 73.1K engagements
"Super Hans: Singing I am in loco parentis. I am the last remaining contestant on The Apprentice. I am the home-trained dentist. Aya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya"
X Link 2024-05-27T14:14Z 19.9K followers, 43.7K engagements
"Jeremy: Mark Are you stirring your coffee very quietly without chinking the side so I can't hear and you don't have to make one for me"
X Link 2024-08-18T12:19Z 19.9K followers, 46.5K engagements
"Mark: (Oh my fucking life. It's Alan Johnson.)"
X Link 2025-04-19T21:49Z 19.9K followers, 22.2K engagements
"Johnson: You know what I'm hearing Mark "Poor me Poor me. Pour me another drink.""
X Link 2025-08-12T13:56Z 19.9K followers, 34.7K engagements
"Mark glares back at Jeremy unamused"
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