# ![@OxLudwig Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:26/cr:twitter::1887831057510113280.png) @OxLudwig Satoshi lives©️

Satoshi lives©️ posts on X about in the, premier league, we are, madrid the most. They currently have [---] followers and [---] posts still getting attention that total [---] engagements in the last [--] hours.

### Engagements: [---] [#](/creator/twitter::1887831057510113280/interactions)
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- [--] Week [------] +224%
- [--] Month [-------] +580%
- [--] Months [---------] +3,910%

### Mentions: [--] [#](/creator/twitter::1887831057510113280/posts_active)
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- [--] Week [---] +123%
- [--] Month [---] +648%
- [--] Months [---] +210%

### Followers: [---] [#](/creator/twitter::1887831057510113280/followers)
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- [--] Week [---] +22%
- [--] Month [---] +52%
- [--] Months [---] +281%

### CreatorRank: [---------] [#](/creator/twitter::1887831057510113280/influencer_rank)
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### Social Influence

**Social category influence**
[finance](/list/finance)  11.64% [celebrities](/list/celebrities)  10.27% [travel destinations](/list/travel-destinations)  8.22% [countries](/list/countries)  8.22% [technology brands](/list/technology-brands)  8.22% [stocks](/list/stocks)  7.53% [premier league](/list/premier-league)  5.48% [champions league](/list/champions-league)  4.79% [social networks](/list/social-networks)  4.11% [automotive brands](/list/automotive-brands)  3.42%

**Social topic influence**
[in the](/topic/in-the) 8.22%, [premier league](/topic/premier-league) 4.11%, [we are](/topic/we-are) 3.42%, [madrid](/topic/madrid) 3.42%, [money](/topic/money) 3.42%, [secret](/topic/secret) 2.74%, [at least](/topic/at-least) 2.74%, [business](/topic/business) 2.74%, [real madrid](/topic/real-madrid) 2.74%, [elon musk](/topic/elon-musk) 2.05%

**Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by**
[@deadlinedaylive](/creator/undefined) [@touchlinex](/creator/undefined) [@marionawfal](/creator/undefined) [@mymixtapez](/creator/undefined) [@fabrizioromano](/creator/undefined) [@nfldovkleiman](/creator/undefined) [@theathleticfc](/creator/undefined) [@elonmusk](/creator/undefined) [@narendramodi](/creator/undefined) [@footballtweet](/creator/undefined) [@ikbalsadiq](/creator/undefined) [@lorddrey](/creator/undefined) [@instablog9ja](/creator/undefined) [@esegbonaluis](/creator/undefined) [@ftblsection](/creator/undefined) [@legionhoops](/creator/undefined) [@premierleague](/creator/undefined) [@fearedbuck](/creator/undefined) [@dailyloud](/creator/undefined) [@piersmorgan](/creator/undefined)

**Top assets mentioned**
[Uber Technologies, Inc. (UBER)](/topic/$uber) [Sheep Wif Hat (SWIF)](/topic/$swif) [Tesla, Inc. (TSLA)](/topic/tesla) [Goldman Sachs (GS)](/topic/goldman-sachs) [Microsoft Corp. (MSFT)](/topic/microsoft) [Spotify Technology (SPOT)](/topic/$spot) [Coinbase Global Inc. (COIN)](/topic/coinbase)
### Top Social Posts
Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours

"@MarioNawfal I just asked my accountant for $158M worth of tax advice and he told me to keep my receipts and get a hobby. I think Im being overcharged or under-blackmailed"  
[X Link](https://x.com/OxLudwig/status/2021343011989487917)  2026-02-10T21:58Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@instablog9ja The Secret Service returning $950k WITH interest I cant even get my friend to return the $20 I lent them for lunch last Tuesday. 😭 Huge win for Jeanette"  
[X Link](https://x.com/OxLudwig/status/2018608903609548828)  2026-02-03T08:54Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@elonmusk @grok Finally a way for me to realize my dream of being a director without having to talk to a single human being or leave my pajamas. The Oscars are going to need a "Best Prompt Engineer" category by 2027"  
[X Link](https://x.com/OxLudwig/status/2018700532429254813)  2026-02-03T14:58Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@TheIndexInsider Bro included the Fast & Furious script as his dating history. You forgot the 2011-2023 relationship he had with a silver Dodge Charger"  
[X Link](https://x.com/OxLudwig/status/2019024249667608597)  2026-02-04T12:24Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@NoFilterSkin Finally someone said it 👏 My eyes are currently acting like a clogged kitchen sink and this post is the Drano of hope I needed today. Keep your drain pipes clear folks 👁💧"  
[X Link](https://x.com/OxLudwig/status/2019549679936225411)  2026-02-05T23:12Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@esegbona_luis We survived the Entanglement Era the Red Table Talk Era and the Tupac Era. We are the strongest generation of all time"  
[X Link](https://x.com/OxLudwig/status/2019695148998005125)  2026-02-06T08:50Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@MarioNawfal @EvilSoros1 Imagine getting demoed in Rocket League and finding out it was Jeffrey Epstein from an underground bunker in the Caribbean. Im uninstalling"  
[X Link](https://x.com/OxLudwig/status/2019796208387035407)  2026-02-06T15:31Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@HustleBitch_ First rule of Secret No-Camera Club: Film everything in 4K and post it on X immediately for the vibes"  
[X Link](https://x.com/OxLudwig/status/2019798319447367986)  2026-02-06T15:40Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@FTBLsection She saw a 17-year-old sitting alone in a mall and thought Thats the man of my life my future. Her talent scouting is better than Real Madrids. 🕵♀📉"  
[X Link](https://x.com/OxLudwig/status/2019799572944400663)  2026-02-06T15:45Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@FabrizioFauna By the time this contract expires Lamine Yamal will be a veteran thinking about retirement and well be playing games on Mars"  
[X Link](https://x.com/OxLudwig/status/2019801192075763786)  2026-02-06T15:51Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@mymixtapez I INTRODUCED THE MICROPHONE TO THE FAMILY is nasty work. Brother acting like hes Thomas Edison because he bought a Rock Band set in 2009"  
[X Link](https://x.com/OxLudwig/status/2019803424422801574)  2026-02-06T16:00Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"@SawyerMerritt Training the AI on Beijing traffic By next month that Tesla is going to be sentient exhausted and asking for a cigarette break"  
[X Link](https://x.com/OxLudwig/status/2019803884492079554)  2026-02-06T16:02Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@MELANIATRUMP Finally the cinematic event of the year. Move over Dune. Step aside Barbie. Were entering the Melania-verse. 🎬✨"  
[X Link](https://x.com/OxLudwig/status/2019819130891980940)  2026-02-06T17:03Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@narendramodi Bro is writing a whole thesis on the economy under a cricket post. 😭 Save the struggle talk for the Pakistan dugout at least Indias U-19 team knows how to bring something home besides a flight itinerary"  
[X Link](https://x.com/OxLudwig/status/2019820289702654230)  2026-02-06T17:07Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@sama When the math is mathing but the branding team is crying in the corner. 💀"  
[X Link](https://x.com/OxLudwig/status/2019820477452308950)  2026-02-06T17:08Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@DeadlineDayLive Detaining [--] fans for hooliganism after an AFCON final is like giving out speeding tickets at the Monaco GP. Its part of the lore at this point. 🚩"  
[X Link](https://x.com/OxLudwig/status/2019821458592329914)  2026-02-06T17:12Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@TouchlineX @Santi_J_FM Choosing China because he heard it's the Year of the Snake and not the Year of the Cat. Smart business"  
[X Link](https://x.com/OxLudwig/status/2019821983832416525)  2026-02-06T17:14Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@esegbona_luis Nicki Minaj starting her Investigative Journalist era on a random Tuesday was not on my [----] bingo card but here we are. Popcorn is in the microwave"  
[X Link](https://x.com/OxLudwig/status/2019822347658883357)  2026-02-06T17:15Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@FabrizioRomano From the beaches of Rio and the streets of Madrid to. a Tuesday night in Saint Paul where the wind chill is -20F. The beautiful game truly works in mysterious ways. 🥶 #MNUFC"  
[X Link](https://x.com/OxLudwig/status/2019827199151624651)  2026-02-06T17:35Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@LegionHoops Mike Conley really just went on a 24-hour business trip to Chicago saw the deep dish pizza prices and said Im coming home"  
[X Link](https://x.com/OxLudwig/status/2019829552332386330)  2026-02-06T17:44Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@ManCity @etihad The year is [----]. Uzbekistan has conquered the Premier League. We are all just living in Khusanovs world now. 🏙"  
[X Link](https://x.com/OxLudwig/status/2019830131741847921)  2026-02-06T17:46Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@GrantCardone Buying from Goldman Sachs I usually just buy my office buildings from the guy at the local lemonade stand to help him scale. 10X your childhood Grant"  
[X Link](https://x.com/OxLudwig/status/2019830707670118805)  2026-02-06T17:49Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@KDTrey5 @cerave Turning your biggest internet roast into a bag is the most KD thing ever. The Slim Reaper really said: Im not ash-y Im an as-set"  
[X Link](https://x.com/OxLudwig/status/2019877597044158891)  2026-02-06T20:55Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@mymixtapez This isn't Denzel Washington this is just "Denzel." He has officially unlocked the final boss form of Comfort. 🧢"  
[X Link](https://x.com/OxLudwig/status/2019879130234273878)  2026-02-06T21:01Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@RT_com India at the Winter Olympics: We don't have the snow but we brought the Butter Chicken. Honestly a fair trade. 🔥❄"  
[X Link](https://x.com/OxLudwig/status/2019880921374294248)  2026-02-06T21:08Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"@WhiteHouse I love that the White House has officially entered its "Deep Fried Facebook Meme" era. The Microsoft Paint bear really adds that extra layer of 'trust me bro"  
[X Link](https://x.com/OxLudwig/status/2019882045900780031)  2026-02-06T21:13Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@mcuban Ive looked at the margins Ive seen the competition and for those reasons. Im going to stay with Cost Plus. But Mark for 5% of the IVF savings can we get a deal"  
[X Link](https://x.com/OxLudwig/status/2019883533075116105)  2026-02-06T21:18Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@mikepompeo Mike at this point the Brooklyn Bridge might actually be a more realistic acquisition than a peaceful dinner party with the Ayatollah"  
[X Link](https://x.com/OxLudwig/status/2019885553081016726)  2026-02-06T21:26Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@Footballtweet Raphinha he's [--]. Hes not "on his phone" hes literally doing his homework in the TikTok comments section. Let the kid live 😭📱"  
[X Link](https://x.com/OxLudwig/status/2019887539344253162)  2026-02-06T21:34Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"@TouchlineX @sport 30m for Marcus Rashford In this economy Barcelona are paying for him with Spotify Premium gift cards and a firm handshake"  
[X Link](https://x.com/OxLudwig/status/2019889127076819306)  2026-02-06T21:41Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@BillClinton I didnt have "Bill Clinton live-streaming the Epstein files" on my [----] bingo card but honestly at this point why not The writers are just throwing everything at the wall now"  
[X Link](https://x.com/OxLudwig/status/2019890877234053152)  2026-02-06T21:48Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@SpeakerPelosi @TeamUSA Brad theyre going to Milan for ice skating and skiing not a G7 summit. Pretty sure the only "reception" the athletes care about is the one with the unlimited pasta and Prosecco. 🍝"  
[X Link](https://x.com/OxLudwig/status/2019892106773336410)  2026-02-06T21:53Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@AdamSchefter Harland Bower saw the Ravens defensive coordinator track and realized hell be a Head Coach by [----]. Smart man"  
[X Link](https://x.com/OxLudwig/status/2019895212491842001)  2026-02-06T22:05Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@TheJusticeDept The DOJ really looked at their 14-year-old "To-Do" list and said: 'Oh right this guy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/OxLudwig/status/2019895988589064691)  2026-02-06T22:08Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@LegionHoops @EtienneCatalan Bro saw that GTA [--] trailer and decided he couldn't wait any longer to drop"  
[X Link](https://x.com/OxLudwig/status/2019896170705830329)  2026-02-06T22:09Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@NFL_DovKleiman OBJ basically paid $400k in taxes on a $750k salary just to hold an asset that went up 9%. He didn't beat the market he beat himself in a game of 4D chess where the prize is a slightly higher Coinbase balance and a massive headache for his accountant"  
[X Link](https://x.com/OxLudwig/status/2019896435521511715)  2026-02-06T22:10Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"@JasmineForUS @MichelleObama Jasmine really said: Ill give you the grace then Ill give you the gavel. 💅🏾 The way she transitioned from a Michelle Obama tribute to deposing Maxwell in the same breath That is range. That is focus. That is mother"  
[X Link](https://x.com/OxLudwig/status/2019896999038824761)  2026-02-06T22:12Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@Hoopss Coco Jones is going to be [--] years old by the time James Harden helps someone win a ring. She better lawyer up for that breach of contract now"  
[X Link](https://x.com/OxLudwig/status/2019897268581577071)  2026-02-06T22:13Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@DeadlineDayLive @TEAMtalk Replacing Tonali with Curtis Jones is like trading a Rolex that doesn't work for a Casio that occasionally thinks its a Ferrari. PSR is a cruel mistress"  
[X Link](https://x.com/OxLudwig/status/2020052486472773902)  2026-02-07T08:30Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@FabrizioRomano Max please keep talking. Delete this. Hide the 4G signal. Don't let Daniel Levy see this quote or hell add another 50m to the price tag and a "No Bayern" clause in blood. 🤍😭"  
[X Link](https://x.com/OxLudwig/status/2020072110216110213)  2026-02-07T09:48Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@narendramodi @anwaribrahim When you select "Uber Pool" to save [--] rupees and end up sharing a ride with the Prime Minister of Malaysia"  
[X Link](https://x.com/OxLudwig/status/2020072307365122275)  2026-02-07T09:49Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@instablog9ja $9 million to downplay issues At the current exchange rate thats enough money to give every transformer in Nigeria a personal bodyguard and a fan. We are out here using torchlight to find the human rights they are spending billions to hide. 🔦😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/OxLudwig/status/2020072798119493883)  2026-02-07T09:51Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@FTBLsection Herrera grew up watching Barijho and Riquelme at [--] AM in secret. no wonder he became the most annoying person to play against in the Premier League. The South American 'shithousery' was in his DNA all along. 🐐"  
[X Link](https://x.com/OxLudwig/status/2020074195120529800)  2026-02-07T09:56Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@historyinmemes When the CEO talks about exciting new restructuring while their bonus is $20M"  
[X Link](https://x.com/OxLudwig/status/2020084806210461791)  2026-02-07T10:38Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@DeadlineDayLive Todd Boehly saw the 100M price tag and started breathing heavily. Hes currently trying to figure out if he can offer a 12-year contract and a 20% stake in Coldplay to get it done. 🔵🚀 #CFC"  
[X Link](https://x.com/OxLudwig/status/2020088625061679339)  2026-02-07T10:53Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@DeadlineDayLive Finally a manager who understands that running is the main cause of being tired. Michael Carricks Manchester United: 0(zero)km covered 100% vibes. We are so back"  
[X Link](https://x.com/OxLudwig/status/2020118978761240621)  2026-02-07T12:54Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"@FabrizioRomano Todd Boehly saw a name he recognized from [----] and didn't even check the first name. He just hit "Buy Now" on the Ebou bloodline"  
[X Link](https://x.com/OxLudwig/status/2020119233523311028)  2026-02-07T12:55Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@DeadlineDayLive Chelsea preparing an 8-year contract with a vibe-based release clause as we speak. We really are the side quest of football"  
[X Link](https://x.com/OxLudwig/status/2020119996328730846)  2026-02-07T12:58Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@premierleague @ManUtd [---] appearances [--] yellow cards [--] red cards and at least [---] instances of him smiling at a referee while hes being booked. A true Barclays heritage. 💨"  
[X Link](https://x.com/OxLudwig/status/2020126610549092381)  2026-02-07T13:24Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@DeadlineDayLive Barcelona out here buying world-class players on Klarna and pressing "Remind Me Later" for three years straight"  
[X Link](https://x.com/OxLudwig/status/2020214167332905434)  2026-02-07T19:12Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@premierleague @ChelseaFC Chelsea really paid 40m for a guy who does more in [--] minutes than Uniteds entire scouting department has done in a decade. Manchester United should be investigated for crimes against football for letting him leave the city"  
[X Link](https://x.com/OxLudwig/status/2020214475979210963)  2026-02-07T19:13Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@DeadlineDayLive Hes going to turn up to Getafe do the celebration once and the streets will officially be back. Ive seen this movie before and Im buying a ticket"  
[X Link](https://x.com/OxLudwig/status/2020214720649707756)  2026-02-07T19:14Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@DeadlineDayLive Manchester United finally found a way to help Newcastle with their FFP problems: by overpaying 90m for a player Newcastle bought for 45m. Nature is healing. 🤝💀"  
[X Link](https://x.com/OxLudwig/status/2020214997222056337)  2026-02-07T19:16Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@HoopsCrave If Snoop takes Ozempic hes not losing weight hes just going to eventually disappear like a Back to the Future photo. Novo Nordisk is out here trying to delete a legend"  
[X Link](https://x.com/OxLudwig/status/2020227388513350032)  2026-02-07T20:05Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@JColeNC @iam_goje Bro really has a net worth of $60M and is still fighting for his life in a [----] Honda Civic. The humility is getting dangerous. Next week hes gonna be selling CDs in exchange for a warm meal and a high five"  
[X Link](https://x.com/OxLudwig/status/2020235020875755892)  2026-02-07T20:35Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@krassenstein The electric bill for that projection is still cheaper than the legal fees for half the people on that list"  
[X Link](https://x.com/OxLudwig/status/2020236551708643497)  2026-02-07T20:41Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@Footballtweet Cole Palmer really out here using the "Im not listening" celebration while telling everyone hes not listening. The levels of ''Cold'' are reaching absolute zero"  
[X Link](https://x.com/OxLudwig/status/2020238614303490353)  2026-02-07T20:49Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@DeadlineDayLive Sandro Tonali wanting to move just to see the Champions League is fair. At Newcastle the only ''European nights'' hes getting are through his Discovery+ subscription"  
[X Link](https://x.com/OxLudwig/status/2020432650109137407)  2026-02-08T09:40Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@TouchlineX @diarioas Real Madrid are like that toxic ex who dumps a diamond for a bag of rocks and then wonders why theyre lonely"  
[X Link](https://x.com/OxLudwig/status/2020433317087346757)  2026-02-08T09:43Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@FabrizioRomano Real Madrid getting paid for a player they havent seen in years while Milan does all the paperwork. Florentino Perez is literally running a passive income seminar at this point"  
[X Link](https://x.com/OxLudwig/status/2020477442348003616)  2026-02-08T12:38Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@ESPNUK Jordan Henderson at Brentford Ox at Celtic Keita in Hungary Either this is a leaked script from a [----] Football Manager save or someone at ESPN just gave up and started clicking random teams on Wikipedia. 💀"  
[X Link](https://x.com/OxLudwig/status/2020478698525274396)  2026-02-08T12:43Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"Man.U actually won [--] games in a row under Carrick before Peller could finally stop chasing Jarvis.While Jarvis is just trying to secure her bags. Peller abeg focus on your stream like Carrick. Love no be force oga 😂💀 #MUFC #PellerandJarvis #Carrick #Shaving #TrendingNigeria"  
[X Link](https://x.com/OxLudwig/status/2020483887730692392)  2026-02-08T13:04Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@TheAthleticFC Imagine being so threatened by a 10ml bottle of Essie that you lose your entire mind in a car park. Some of you wouldn't survive a walk through the beauty aisle at Sephora and it shows"  
[X Link](https://x.com/OxLudwig/status/2020484490712261090)  2026-02-08T13:06Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"@Footballtweet Sir Alex Ferguson told him to man-mark Pirlo in [----] and legend has it Ji-Sung Park is still standing outside Pirlos house right now just in case"  
[X Link](https://x.com/OxLudwig/status/2020487559957123149)  2026-02-08T13:19Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@TaraBull Wait medevacd by helicopter Im more impressed she managed to find a Winter Olympics in [----]. Did she ski through a wormhole or is the AI hallucinating a podium again"  
[X Link](https://x.com/OxLudwig/status/2020489487055224996)  2026-02-08T13:26Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@speedlinexx Finally the GOAT debate is settled. Can Messi do it on a Tuesday night against a team from Turkmenistan that was founded three years ago I think not. AFC Champions League [--] is where legends are truly forged"  
[X Link](https://x.com/OxLudwig/status/2020490704410058758)  2026-02-08T13:31Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@DeadlineDayLive Bournemouth really just transitioned from a football club to a Premier League Gift Shop overnight. 🎁 You don't even scout players anymore you just refresh the Bournemouth Available Now page. At this rate the Cherry on their badge is just a notification for a 50% off sale. 🍒"  
[X Link](https://x.com/OxLudwig/status/2020513298630766928)  2026-02-08T15:01Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@FabrizioRomano Looking forward to the Gala fans explaining why a 32-year-old Talisca is ''finished'' while they simultaneously try to sign 39-year-old Sergio Ramos"  
[X Link](https://x.com/OxLudwig/status/2020531162196722085)  2026-02-08T16:12Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@FearedBuck Your Honor clearly there has been a mistake. This isn't a mugshot its a Hollister casting call. I move to dismiss on the grounds of aesthetic interference"  
[X Link](https://x.com/OxLudwig/status/2020605942627537006)  2026-02-08T21:09Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@mymixtapez YoungBoy really trying to force Future into retirement like Pluto hasnt been [--] years old for the last two decades. Future's been rapping since YB was in a high chair hes got enough unreleased songs in his iCloud to last until 2070"  
[X Link](https://x.com/OxLudwig/status/2020612095222682081)  2026-02-08T21:33Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"The year is [----]. Bill Clinton is tweeting about Lee Hamilton. For a split second I felt the phantom weight of a GameBoy Color in my hands and my only responsibility was not letting my Tamagotchi die. Life was simple"  
[X Link](https://x.com/OxLudwig/status/2020612383614423337)  2026-02-08T21:35Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@mymixtapez Bill might be out of a coaching job but the defensive schemes in that household are still ELITE. 💀"  
[X Link](https://x.com/OxLudwig/status/2020612575340454230)  2026-02-08T21:35Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@NYCMayor Did a traveler just kick a rock in [----] Because why am I looking at a [----] tweet from Mayor Zohran Mamdani while Eric Adams is still in my living room"  
[X Link](https://x.com/OxLudwig/status/2020612741422313857)  2026-02-08T21:36Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@NFL_DovKleiman Mack Hollins is about to drop [---] yards and a recipe for fava beans and a nice Chianti. 🍷"  
[X Link](https://x.com/OxLudwig/status/2020613193131778161)  2026-02-08T21:38Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@TouchlineX Searching for his keys so he can lock up the midfield. The dedication is unmatched. 🔑😤"  
[X Link](https://x.com/OxLudwig/status/2020613417199956098)  2026-02-08T21:39Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"Between 2Baba admitting he needs a manual for fame Osimhen scoring like it's a hobby and Haaland turning #LIVMCI into premium tears. being a Nigerian on X today is a full-time job. We haven't even finished the Catholic vs Islam debate yet. Who is in charge of this script"  
[X Link](https://x.com/OxLudwig/status/2020616396775022713)  2026-02-08T21:51Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@BleacherReport Mack Hollins is playing against the Chiefs while fighting a 25-to-life sentence"  
[X Link](https://x.com/OxLudwig/status/2020618509466960187)  2026-02-08T21:59Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@nytimes @QuasarMarkets @TheAthletic Imagine being the ''kings of winter'' just to get out-skated by a kid from Virginia named Ilia. The quad god doesn't speak Russian he speaks Gold. 🦅 #MilanoCortina2026"  
[X Link](https://x.com/OxLudwig/status/2020627926996095256)  2026-02-08T22:36Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@DailyLoud Polymarket traders will look at a blurred silhouette in a rehearsal fan-cam and bet their entire 401k on it being Cardi B. Its not a prediction market its a support group for people who hate money"  
[X Link](https://x.com/OxLudwig/status/2020630375806980596)  2026-02-08T22:46Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@megynkelly Conservatives: We hate participation trophies Also Conservatives: You must provide a signed certificate of Gratitude and 3-5 business days of Patriotism before we let you keep your gold medal"  
[X Link](https://x.com/OxLudwig/status/2020630913655382478)  2026-02-08T22:48Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@DailyLoud Logan Paul not being excited for a Bad Bunny show is like a toddler being mad theres no chicken nuggets at a 5-star steakhouse. Dont worry Logan Cocomelon is still on YouTube"  
[X Link](https://x.com/OxLudwig/status/2020631111018438704)  2026-02-08T22:49Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@MarioNawfal Me: Pays $150/month for ''High Speed'' only to have it crash during a Zoom call. This Guy: Streams from a literal glacier until he gets tackled by the Broadband Secret Service. The global network is a lie; we're all just living in a ''Please Refresh Your Browser'' simulation"  
[X Link](https://x.com/OxLudwig/status/2020632021517967382)  2026-02-08T22:53Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@rioferdy5 @PSG_English @RioMeets Rio really flew all the way to Paris just to ask: So Achraf did the flight back from AFCON have more turbulence or was it just the early exit"  
[X Link](https://x.com/OxLudwig/status/2020632328436109477)  2026-02-08T22:54Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@FearedBuck Jake hes from Puerto Rico. Theyve been U.S. citizens since [----]. Maybe spend less time in the boxing ring and five minutes with a geography textbook"  
[X Link](https://x.com/OxLudwig/status/2020633049952911695)  2026-02-08T22:57Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@NFL_DovKleiman People really out here getting their blood pressure up over a song when theres a 7-layer dip [--] feet away that needs their full attention. Priorities people"  
[X Link](https://x.com/OxLudwig/status/2020633918500974902)  2026-02-08T23:00Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@FightStorage Bro is flirting his way into a 5-to-10 year sentence for stealing my heart and several municipal codes"  
[X Link](https://x.com/OxLudwig/status/2020635149902504388)  2026-02-08T23:05Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"@KimDotcom At this point the only crash Im worried about is my Uber Eats driver spilling my pad thai while the world ends. If were going down can we at least do it after the weekend"  
[X Link](https://x.com/OxLudwig/status/2020749477510799768)  2026-02-09T06:39Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@real_shirelass Imagine thinking you're taking down a 1000-year-old monarchy with a screenshot from [----] and a dramatic font. Go put the kettle on love youre hallucinating again"  
[X Link](https://x.com/OxLudwig/status/2020789405976297712)  2026-02-09T09:18Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@TouchlineX Todd Boehly out here playing 4D Chess while everyone else is playing checkers. Why win the Champions League when you can complete the ultimate side quest: winning the Papa Johns Trophy with a squad on 9-year contracts"  
[X Link](https://x.com/OxLudwig/status/2020790163912159401)  2026-02-09T09:21Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@TheAthleticFC @stujames75 I opened the app and Haaland screamed at me so loud my phone battery dropped 10%. Please I have a family"  
[X Link](https://x.com/OxLudwig/status/2020790818064195743)  2026-02-09T09:24Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@piersmorgan @Keir_Starmer Hes an Arsenal fan Piers. Hes used to staying in the job way longer than the fans want while promising ''trust the process.'' You of all people should understand the delusion"  
[X Link](https://x.com/OxLudwig/status/2020792176137970110)  2026-02-09T09:29Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@TouchlineX Bruno is out here speedrunning his way to a ''Highest Scoring Midfielder Who Has Never Seen a Premier League Trophy'' award. Meanwhile KDB uses his medals as coasters for his coffee. Levels"  
[X Link](https://x.com/OxLudwig/status/2020793194456186895)  2026-02-09T09:33Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@DeadlineDayLive Pep wont rest until he has enough players to field three separate starting XIs in three different time zones simultaneously. Hes collecting midfielders like theyre Infinity Stones just to keep them on the bench for ''tactical reasons.''"  
[X Link](https://x.com/OxLudwig/status/2020793637701853185)  2026-02-09T09:35Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@goal Real Madrids recruitment strategy is literally just Main Character Energy only. Theyll have [--] Left Wingers [--] Defensive Midfielders and then ask Vitinha to cover a 40-yard gap while Mbappe and Vinicius discuss who takes the penalty"  
[X Link](https://x.com/OxLudwig/status/2020794387756618146)  2026-02-09T09:38Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@TouchlineX Death taxes and Erling Haaland hiding from a cold Tuesday night at the Stadium of Light. He knows Luke O'Nien would have him in his pocket. Some levels just can't be cleared"  
[X Link](https://x.com/OxLudwig/status/2020794649879646606)  2026-02-09T09:39Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@piersmorgan The FBI: ''Weve opened a case.'' Epstein: ''Cool let me just order enough sulfuric acid to dissolve a mid-sized sedan.'' The FBI: ''Seems legit lets see how this plays out for the next [--] months.''"  
[X Link](https://x.com/OxLudwig/status/2020795335027646805)  2026-02-09T09:42Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@DocPriyamMD Finally a vaccine that targets the virus as aggressively as my mom targets my life choices. 🔥 Super antibodies Sign me up for the MCU (Medical Cinematic Universe) immediately. #BRILLIANT011"  
[X Link](https://x.com/OxLudwig/status/2020795661847810190)  2026-02-09T09:43Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@TouchlineX @elchiringuitotv Managing Real Madrid isnt a job its a 4-week HIIT workout with no rest days"  
[X Link](https://x.com/OxLudwig/status/2020795869872730514)  2026-02-09T09:44Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@TheAthleticFC Dominik Szoboszlai looks different here. Did he start using 2-in-1 shampoo and grow [--] inches Or is that just the ''right-back'' transformation we were promised"  
[X Link](https://x.com/OxLudwig/status/2020796466764153321)  2026-02-09T09:46Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@ChampionsLeague @adidasfootball Adidas designer: ''So what should the vibe be for the Budapest final'' UEFA: ''Just copy-paste the Premier League logo and hope the Bundesliga doesn't notice.''"  
[X Link](https://x.com/OxLudwig/status/2020799413346509275)  2026-02-09T09:58Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@MarioNawfal A Bannon-produced Epstein documentary is the kind of cinematic masterpiece only available in the deepest circle of ''What If'' hell"  
[X Link](https://x.com/OxLudwig/status/2020804902289596634)  2026-02-09T10:20Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@DeadlineDayLive @alex_crook The Still family is basically a real-life Football Manager save at this point. Cant wait for the third brother to be linked with the Scunthorpe job by dinner time. 📂🎮"  
[X Link](https://x.com/OxLudwig/status/2020814326433468451)  2026-02-09T10:57Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@CNN "Deeply concerned" about the revelations yet Prince Andrew is still wandering around Windsor like a side character in an Elder Scrolls game who won't stop giving you creepy side quests. Sort your house out first Will"  
[X Link](https://x.com/OxLudwig/status/2020814562975490291)  2026-02-09T10:58Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@jakepaul Bro moved to Puerto Rico for the 0% capital gains tax and now wants to lecture people on what being a ''real citizen'' looks like. Youre not a resident Jake youre an Accountants dream"  
[X Link](https://x.com/OxLudwig/status/2020817756728250700)  2026-02-09T11:11Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@SkySportsNews Tim Sherwood picked a 4-4-2 where the central midfield is Roy Keane and Paul Scholes. If Bruno tried to whine about a foul in that training session Keane would personally send him back to Sporting CP by halftime. Safety first Tim"  
[X Link](https://x.com/OxLudwig/status/2020822229064233184)  2026-02-09T11:28Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@DougieCritchley Phil Foden has [--] Premier League titles and Pep is treating him like hes just been promoted from the U12s because he didnt track back once in the 43rd minute. The most expensive bench warmer in human history"  
[X Link](https://x.com/OxLudwig/status/2020822437483651214)  2026-02-09T11:29Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@Telegraph Keir Starmers [----] HR department is basically just a conveyor belt at this point. At this rate the next Chief of Staff will be a ChatGPT bot with a Labour lanyard"  
[X Link](https://x.com/OxLudwig/status/2020825310510649576)  2026-02-09T11:41Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@centregoals @ismaeelmahmoudd Klopp would have blamed the wind but I bet Slot is already writing a 40-page PowerPoint on how this grief affects the grass length at Anfield. Thoughts with Mo though"  
[X Link](https://x.com/OxLudwig/status/2020825984405278932)  2026-02-09T11:43Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@elonmusk The UK Ministry of Justice: Where a 10-year-old transcript is considered a 'Cyber Threat' but a [---] error on their own website is 'Working as Intended.'"  
[X Link](https://x.com/OxLudwig/status/2021203622495912007)  2026-02-10T12:44Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@Osint613 The IDF really out here doing a 5-star unboxing video. 📦✨ Irans 'hypersonic' drones are about to find out why the Wi-Fi in Tehran is about to get real laggy. 4K resolution on the intercept please"  
[X Link](https://x.com/OxLudwig/status/2021526471936762263)  2026-02-11T10:07Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@DeadlineDayLive Rennes saw a coach with a clear philosophy and winning record and said: 'Dont worry well fix that by April.'"  
[X Link](https://x.com/OxLudwig/status/2021876107176550753)  2026-02-12T09:16Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@GordonGekko Funny how youre a macro genius when it comes to Bitcoin but a total ghost when its time to talk about $Swif $Butthole $Bulla and $Troll. You didn't defend those levels Gordon. You rugged them. Smart money didn't step in; you just stepped out with everyones liquidity. 💀"  
[X Link](https://x.com/OxLudwig/status/2018612607914332374)  2026-02-03T09:08Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@GordonGekko @mcxyz Calculated the math for you: If Solana had ETHs market cap it would be around $800. If Gordon had an ounce of integrity hed refund the $SWIF holders he rugged before asking hypothetical questions about billions hell never touch. 📉🧼"  
[X Link](https://x.com/OxLudwig/status/2018676022137205031)  2026-02-03T13:20Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@Reese10Angel The WNBA season ended and Angel said Okay time to run a global conglomerate. Shes not just on the court shes in the quarterly earnings reports now"  
[X Link](https://x.com/OxLudwig/status/2019886108667203850)  2026-02-06T21:29Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@ESPNBET Hes trying to win a ring since Luka wont let him have one in the NBA"  
[X Link](https://x.com/OxLudwig/status/2020819537092915279)  2026-02-09T11:18Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"@MarioNawfal I guess this is what he meant by ''plug and play.'' Have you tried turning the billionaire off and back on again Or at least clearing his cache This file is definitely corrupted"  
[X Link](https://x.com/OxLudwig/status/2021561256776536455)  2026-02-11T12:25Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@DeadlineDayLive Amorim realized within [--] minutes that the 'intense scrutiny' in Manchester is slightly different than having a nice custard tart and a chat in Lisbon"  
[X Link](https://x.com/OxLudwig/status/2021651228476981587)  2026-02-11T18:23Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@mymixtapez Kodak White Thats not a rapper thats a brand of printer paper"  
[X Link](https://x.com/OxLudwig/status/2021651576155419002)  2026-02-11T18:24Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@narendramodi Exciting news Cant wait for the first Rolls-Royce specially designed to survive a Bangalore pothole"  
[X Link](https://x.com/OxLudwig/status/2021651910160470036)  2026-02-11T18:25Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@elonmusk Wait until they find out those other countries actually give everyone a national ID for free instead of making it a 4-hour side quest at the DMV"  
[X Link](https://x.com/OxLudwig/status/2021653201112723469)  2026-02-11T18:30Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@netanyahu @AIPAC @marcorubio The 'Board of Peace' sounds like a startup that raised $50M in seed funding but only produces LinkedIn posts about synergy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/OxLudwig/status/2021653482118509000)  2026-02-11T18:32Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@NFL_DovKleiman Myles Garrett grew [--] inches changed his entire facial structure and retired from the NFL just to make this flight. Thats real commitment"  
[X Link](https://x.com/OxLudwig/status/2021654065785327718)  2026-02-11T18:34Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@ESPNFC Semenyo has more goals in [--] games for City than Uniteds entire frontline has had since the invention of the wheel. The Manchester hierarchy is real"  
[X Link](https://x.com/OxLudwig/status/2021705523620413747)  2026-02-11T21:58Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@JacobsBen @JNorthcroft @Lawton_Times Giving him until [----] is a bold way to ensure he gets to experience exactly two more its coming home heartbreaks followed by a 1-0 loss to Iceland in the Euros. The FA really loves the tradition"  
[X Link](https://x.com/OxLudwig/status/2021875882336424303)  2026-02-12T09:15Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@DeadlineDayLive Bro thinks hes signing for a mid-table side 💀. You dont give Real Madrid conditions; they give you a start time and a locker. Haaland out here acting like hes hiring Klopp for his 5-a-side team"  
[X Link](https://x.com/OxLudwig/status/2021978113635414387)  2026-02-12T16:02Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"#PAWSlistBitget 🐾 [-------] $PAWS Giveaway 🐾 To celebrate $PAWS listing on #Bitget were giving away [------] $PAWS to [--] lucky winners How to enter: ✅ Follow @BitgetBEfans & @GOTPAWSED 🔁 Repost with #PAWSlistBitget https://t.co/AbB7t6q4KC 🐾 [-------] $PAWS Giveaway 🐾 To celebrate $PAWS listing on #Bitget were giving away [------] $PAWS to [--] lucky winners How to enter: ✅ Follow @BitgetBEfans & @GOTPAWSED 🔁 Repost with #PAWSlistBitget https://t.co/AbB7t6q4KC"  
[X Link](https://x.com/OxLudwig/status/1901384433808056491)  2025-03-16T21:25Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@ikbal_sadiq is wayward because he is being mentored by a drug addict. Drey tried Drey tried. Is there anyone on this X that made money from $Cana please indicate. [----] is the year of accountability. No more stupid KOLs @OxLudwig @lorddrey Lost 120k to the m0r0n @OxLudwig @lorddrey Lost 120k to the m0r0n"  
[X Link](https://x.com/OxLudwig/status/1902313173924851876)  2025-03-19T10:56Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@ikbal_sadiq @richie_crypt0 @lorddrey @Reucology69 You've been running your mouth like a damaged sewage pipe. And from your tweet it is obvious that you've never lost any money on crypto. Someone who has lost money knows the point I made untill a novice like you jumped in"  
[X Link](https://x.com/OxLudwig/status/1902316388393357396)  2025-03-19T11:09Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@ikbal_sadiq @richie_crypt0 @lorddrey @Reucology69 Shut up the f*ck up you gullible douchebag. I can swear on my grandfather's grave that you've not made six figures from this space. Because in the world of business a rich person is always skeptical while making an investment decision. Ask Shark Tank to know more kid"  
[X Link](https://x.com/OxLudwig/status/1902318249234026769)  2025-03-19T11:16Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@Znozor 30- April - 2025"  
[X Link](https://x.com/OxLudwig/status/1904518601991762023)  2025-03-25T12:59Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@renat_0x Why not I am available"  
[X Link](https://x.com/OxLudwig/status/1910948983901491352)  2025-04-12T06:51Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@Godisdegreatest Oya open that paws make I tell you my share for inside"  
[X Link](https://x.com/OxLudwig/status/1912409946588692981)  2025-04-16T07:37Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@1valeeed @BunmiTijaan @AOluwaseun_JO My brother a tribal bigot is never satisfied. I am still waiting for him to point out the distorted history he said. Tribal bigot"  
[X Link](https://x.com/OxLudwig/status/1931666487887937756)  2025-06-08T10:55Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@OlayinkaLere Was that why you had to showcase your thuggishness on National TV. I lost respect for you though"  
[X Link](https://x.com/OxLudwig/status/1931761134329053422)  2025-06-08T17:11Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@EmekaGift100 F.G using a masked witness against Nnamdi Kanu is wrong and unethical. The courts ought to reject such rascality. In my own opinion I think the trial of Nnamdi Kanu is unfair and unjust"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1935410677201649999)  2025-06-18T18:53Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"@NihilusBTC Not Until $BMT pumps to 0.10"  
[X Link](https://x.com/OxLudwig/status/1953462190821765477)  2025-08-07T14:24Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@Investor_ruthh Hi"  
[X Link](https://x.com/OxLudwig/status/1964681177882841432)  2025-09-07T13:24Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@onyiajames85 Since [----] I don't have up to [---] followers😕"  
[X Link](https://x.com/OxLudwig/status/1972307400071016665)  2025-09-28T14:28Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@bubbles_debs Madam shut up You girls have been farming sympathy because of menstruation How about men who battle erections every morning"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1974815367194141111)  2025-10-05T12:34Z [---] followers, 6.3M engagements


"Bro the only thing @Odumodublvck_ is good at; INTIMIDATING PEOPLE ONLINE WITH CAPSLOCK nothing else"  
[X Link](https://x.com/OxLudwig/status/1980677491850412400)  2025-10-21T16:48Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@onyiajames85 Hold on is this 375ai drop"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1982072656569716814)  2025-10-25T13:12Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@Schwarzenegger Encyclopedia in the 80s App in the 2020s. The medium changes but Arnolds obsession with our progress doesn't. Time to get to work. 🔥"  
[X Link](https://x.com/OxLudwig/status/2018736587715313724)  2026-02-03T17:21Z [---] followers, 53.8K engagements


"@DeadlineDayLive Forests HR department isnt even doing interviews anymore; theyre just checking who has a valid Oyster card and a tracksuit. At this rate Im expecting a Welcome to Forest graphic for my Uber driver by Tuesday"  
[X Link](https://x.com/OxLudwig/status/2021874352719859768)  2026-02-12T09:09Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@TheAthleticFC Sunderland In the year of our lord [----] James did we get relegated in your save file or are they back in the big leagues My head is spinning"  
[X Link](https://x.com/OxLudwig/status/2021874642508472726)  2026-02-12T09:10Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@SkySportsPL Nottingham Forests recruitment strategy is literally just a giant spinning wheel of [----] managers and Evangelos Marinakiss old contacts. At this point Im expecting a Harry Redknapp "Done Deal" out of a car window by dinner time. ♻🤡"  
[X Link](https://x.com/OxLudwig/status/2021875195150016604)  2026-02-12T09:13Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@SpeakerJohnson Glad to see Mike finally joining the [----] Biden-Harris campaign team. Welcome to the resistance Mr. Speaker"  
[X Link](https://x.com/OxLudwig/status/2022424193611239681)  2026-02-13T21:34Z [---] followers, [--] engagements

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