# ![@NormalIslandNws Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:26/cr:twitter::3025939600.png) @NormalIslandNws Normal Island News

Normal Island News posts on X about breaking, israel, in the, prime minister the most. They currently have [-------] followers and [---] posts still getting attention that total [------] engagements in the last [--] hours.

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[breaking](/topic/breaking) #2381, [israel](/topic/israel) #2355, [in the](/topic/in-the) 5.76%, [prime minister](/topic/prime-minister) 5.04%, [police](/topic/police) 4.32%, [staff](/topic/staff) 3.6%, [to the](/topic/to-the) 3.6%, [iran](/topic/iran) #3515, [epstein files](/topic/epstein-files) 2.16%, [health](/topic/health) 2.16%

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### Top Social Posts
Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours

"My grandfather in Iran before the [----] revolution 😭"  
[X Link](https://x.com/NormalIslandNws/status/2012495447546372320)  2026-01-17T12:01Z 164.5K followers, 196.9K engagements


"BREAKING: Winner of Nobel Peace Prize calls for US to bomb Cuba and Nicaragua now that it's done bombing her country ♥"  
[X Link](https://x.com/NormalIslandNws/status/2013960839787618404)  2026-01-21T13:04Z 165K followers, 476.3K engagements


"BREAKING: Iran has obtained video evidence that the US is using chemical weapons against peaceful protesters in Minneapolis 👀"  
[X Link](https://x.com/NormalIslandNws/status/2015443926254047317)  2026-01-25T15:17Z 163.6K followers, 2M engagements


"I'm on that Upscrolled thingy now. Join me over there and tell me who I should follow x Check out my profile: https://share.upscrolled.com/en/user/8a77c5c5-f985-4a20-941f-357cb4ffab15/ https://share.upscrolled.com/en/user/8a77c5c5-f985-4a20-941f-357cb4ffab15/"  
[X Link](https://x.com/NormalIslandNws/status/2017185175252201938)  2026-01-30T10:36Z 164.5K followers, 24.7K engagements


"BREAKING: The people who demand we point out the religion and nationality of Asian and Muslim grooming gangs are not referring to the religion and ethnicity of the Epstein paedophile ring for some reason🤔"  
[X Link](https://x.com/NormalIslandNws/status/2018373376775983535)  2026-02-02T17:18Z 165K followers, 168.2K engagements


"BREAKING: The goyim who don't have healthcare are thrilled to hear they are sending another $7 billion of weapons to Israel ♥"  
[X Link](https://x.com/NormalIslandNws/status/2018455274072199526)  2026-02-02T22:43Z 165K followers, 86.1K engagements


"BREAKING: The goyim have now reclaimed the goyim slur. Only goyim are allowed to refer to each other as goyim. If a non-goyim uses the goyim slur it means they are an Epstein islander 👀"  
[X Link](https://x.com/NormalIslandNws/status/2018670336414503198)  2026-02-03T12:58Z 165.1K followers, 270K engagements


"Paedophilia is only bad when brown people do it ♥ Grooming gangs in the UK are [----] times worse than anything I've seen about Epstein or the Epstein island. Grooming gangs in the UK are [----] times worse than anything I've seen about Epstein or the Epstein island"  
[X Link](https://x.com/NormalIslandNws/status/2018671262609076593)  2026-02-03T13:01Z 165K followers, 114K engagements


"@RichardBurgon begins with Is and ends with rael x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/NormalIslandNws/status/2018726663287095579)  2026-02-03T16:41Z 165K followers, [----] engagements


"BREAKING: The government is furious that a jury let off the Filton [--] because some idiot forgot to get rid of jury trials in time for a stitch up. What's the country coming to when we can't even jail innocent people for terrorism 🤬"  
[X Link](https://x.com/NormalIslandNws/status/2019129855435304963)  2026-02-04T19:24Z 165K followers, 23.4K engagements


"oh no how sad Palantir just lost $40 billion in market cap. https://t.co/m1K5blki42 Palantir just lost $40 billion in market cap. https://t.co/m1K5blki42"  
[X Link](https://x.com/NormalIslandNws/status/2019213377248112852)  2026-02-05T00:55Z 165K followers, 15.3K engagements


"Look I know Epstein was a Zionist who hung out with pro-Israel fanatics and let a senior Israeli spy live with him for weeks at a time and was best friends with Israel's lawyer and called you all "goyim" but this somehow proves he was a Russian spy okay"  
[X Link](https://x.com/NormalIslandNws/status/2019340311743590475)  2026-02-05T09:20Z 165K followers, 41.8K engagements


"Today has been a tough day for me. I'm still coming to terms with the fact the politician they called "Prince of Darkness" tuned out to be a wrong 'un. I did not see that coming 😭"  
[X Link](https://x.com/NormalIslandNws/status/2019476880412250220)  2026-02-05T18:23Z 164.8K followers, 15.9K engagements


"Aw he's moving back in with Jeffrey 😍 BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨 Peter Mandelson reportedly planning retirement in Israel. https://t.co/Lqz0yTFYLH BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨 Peter Mandelson reportedly planning retirement in Israel. https://t.co/Lqz0yTFYLH"  
[X Link](https://x.com/NormalIslandNws/status/2019502541407457733)  2026-02-05T20:05Z 164.9K followers, 35.1K engagements


"First "Russian spy" in history to need Peter Mandelson's help getting a Russian visa 👀"  
[X Link](https://x.com/NormalIslandNws/status/2019504543147475396)  2026-02-05T20:12Z 165K followers, 85.2K engagements


"People are giving Keir Starmer a hard time over his appointment of Peter Mandelson but I don't think he is given enough credit for his other decisions such as putting Peter Thiel in charge of our NHS data"  
[X Link](https://x.com/NormalIslandNws/status/2019509552044208340)  2026-02-05T20:32Z 164.9K followers, 31.8K engagements


"Here is the proof Epstein was a Russian asset: - his girlfriend was the daughter of a Mossad agent - one of his best friends was Israel's lawyer - another of his best friends was a former Israeli prime minister - he met with the current Israeli prime minister - a senior Israeli spy would stay at his house for weeks at a time - a friend invited him to bring his girls to Israel - he fled to Israel when he was charged with sex crimes against a minor - he was pictured wearing an IDF shirt - he was funded by pro-Israel fanatics - he worked for the Rothschilds - he donated to pro-Israel student"  
[X Link](https://x.com/NormalIslandNws/status/2019708272693895552)  2026-02-06T09:42Z 164.1K followers, [---] engagements


"http://x.com/i/article/2019733925992468480 http://x.com/i/article/2019733925992468480"  
[X Link](https://x.com/NormalIslandNws/status/2019745405685116935)  2026-02-06T12:10Z 165K followers, 36.4K engagements


"BREAKING: Everyone is now pretending they didn't know they were being controlled by the Epstein paedophile ring ♥ EXCL: Gordon Brown says he deeply regrets bringing Peter Mandelson into his government and that revelations about Jeffrey Epsteins influence on UK politics had caused him revulsion. Writing in the Guardian the former PM said the news that Mandelson was passing information to EXCL: Gordon Brown says he deeply regrets bringing Peter Mandelson into his government and that revelations about Jeffrey Epsteins influence on UK politics had caused him revulsion. Writing in the Guardian the"  
[X Link](https://x.com/NormalIslandNws/status/2019890793700380861)  2026-02-06T21:47Z 165K followers, 34.1K engagements


"Out of all of the people I know who've hired a member of a paedophile ring and sent weapons to people committing genocide Starmer is truly among the best of them ♥ BREAKING: Gordon Brown defends Keir Starmer "I can look in his eyes and see he is a man of integrity. "He wants to do the right things. Perhaps he has been too slow to do the right things. But he must do the right things now. "Lets judge what he does" BREAKING: Gordon Brown defends Keir Starmer "I can look in his eyes and see he is a man of integrity. "He wants to do the right things. Perhaps he has been too slow to do the right"  
[X Link](https://x.com/NormalIslandNws/status/2020089722815832419)  2026-02-07T10:58Z 165K followers, 31.8K engagements


"@MrBazz Are you seriously disputing that Ghislaine Maxwell died tomorrow"  
[X Link](https://x.com/NormalIslandNws/status/2020178892192092165)  2026-02-07T16:52Z 165.1K followers, 621.8K engagements


"How don't people understand this is satire How https://t.co/GL4B8TGk5W https://t.co/GL4B8TGk5W"  
[X Link](https://x.com/NormalIslandNws/status/2020268883715014659)  2026-02-07T22:50Z 165K followers, 160.9K engagements


"http://x.com/i/article/2020472523108872192 http://x.com/i/article/2020472523108872192"  
[X Link](https://x.com/NormalIslandNws/status/2020487478587556077)  2026-02-08T13:18Z 165K followers, 18.7K engagements


"@jakepaul ICE is the police now"  
[X Link](https://x.com/NormalIslandNws/status/2020498248155443253)  2026-02-08T14:01Z 165K followers, [----] engagements


"oh no how sad BREAKING: Morgan McSweeney quits as Keir Starmer's chief of staff amid fall-out from the Mandelson scandal BREAKING: Morgan McSweeney quits as Keir Starmer's chief of staff amid fall-out from the Mandelson scandal"  
[X Link](https://x.com/NormalIslandNws/status/2020503966308831347)  2026-02-08T14:24Z 165K followers, 17.5K engagements


"BREAKING: The man who recruited Peter Mandelson has resigned after the appointment of the Prince of Darkness somehow went badly wrong. In defence of Morgan McSweeney absolutely anyone could have seen this coming"  
[X Link](https://x.com/NormalIslandNws/status/2020505025248694706)  2026-02-08T14:28Z 165K followers, 14K engagements


"Oh shit the conspiracy theorists deserve another apology 👀 NEW: Newly released Epstein documents reveal FBI agent purposely removed hard drive from jail video recording system intentionally erasing all prison footage during the time of Epsteins death. NEW: Newly released Epstein documents reveal FBI agent purposely removed hard drive from jail video recording system intentionally erasing all prison footage during the time of Epsteins death"  
[X Link](https://x.com/NormalIslandNws/status/2020955991362371934)  2026-02-09T20:20Z 165K followers, 47.2K engagements


"BREAKING: The DOJ has explained it had to redact 95% of the [--] million mentions of Trump in the Epstein files in order to protect the identities of his I mean Epstein's victims 👀 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2021329907205243324 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2021329907205243324"  
[X Link](https://x.com/NormalIslandNws/status/2021329907205243324)  2026-02-10T21:06Z 165K followers, [----] engagements


"I'm pretty sure the Epstein files are a massive hoax to distract you from aliens. I see no other explanation here. https://x.com/spaceandtech_/status/2021226134801617011 🚨 US Congressman claims Trump sanctioned entry to UFO facilities holding non-human bodies. https://t.co/brRZmglI9X https://x.com/spaceandtech_/status/2021226134801617011 🚨 US Congressman claims Trump sanctioned entry to UFO facilities holding non-human bodies. https://t.co/brRZmglI9X"  
[X Link](https://x.com/NormalIslandNws/status/2021505340890808646)  2026-02-11T08:43Z 165K followers, [----] engagements


"Huge congratulations to Labour on finding the only person in the country as unlikeable as Starmer to stand against him ♥ EXCL: Allies of Wes Streeting say he still wants to replace Keir Starmer and is willing to stand against him as soon as after Gorton byelection later this month. This despite health secretary publicly saying PM needs to be given a chance and a one-on-one clear the air EXCL: Allies of Wes Streeting say he still wants to replace Keir Starmer and is willing to stand against him as soon as after Gorton byelection later this month. This despite health secretary publicly saying"  
[X Link](https://x.com/NormalIslandNws/status/2021546805465587938)  2026-02-11T11:28Z 165K followers, 11.2K engagements


"@LucyTCWife I also make up stories for clicks We are so alike but I'm a parody account and you're not ♥"  
[X Link](https://x.com/NormalIslandNws/status/2021571864108101704)  2026-02-11T13:07Z 165K followers, [----] engagements


"Hey @X why you not letting me post these words"  
[X Link](https://x.com/NormalIslandNws/status/2021706892578361796)  2026-02-11T22:04Z 165K followers, 16.7K engagements


"Ghislaine Maxwell has tragically taken her own life tomorrow night hours before she was scheduled to testify to congress about the Epstein files. It is understood Maxwell committed suicide due to http://x.com/i/article/2020191889400512512 http://x.com/i/article/2020191889400512512"  
[X Link](https://x.com/NormalIslandNws/status/2020202329274831110)  2026-02-07T18:25Z 165.1K followers, 7.3M engagements


"BREAKING: The US has finally declared that Venezuela is liberated after it shipped oil to Israel. All human rights violations in Venezuela have come to an end and we will never here about them again ♥"  
[X Link](https://x.com/NormalIslandNws/status/2021301427306471862)  2026-02-10T19:13Z 165.1K followers, 14.7K engagements


"http://x.com/i/article/2022252401667846144 http://x.com/i/article/2022252401667846144"  
[X Link](https://x.com/NormalIslandNws/status/2022256108815908956)  2026-02-13T10:26Z 165.1K followers, 35.1K engagements


"No one could have predicted the product of two cousins would become such a deviant. It came as a great shock to Queen Elizabeth who hadnt really known a paedophile since her cousin Lord Mountbatten died in [----]. https://www.normalisland.co.uk/p/queen-elizabeth-loaned-7-million https://www.normalisland.co.uk/p/queen-elizabeth-loaned-7-million"  
[X Link](https://x.com/NormalIslandNws/status/2022471898320506916)  2026-02-14T00:44Z 165.1K followers, 21.8K engagements


"The UKs favourite pint-sized fascist Tommy Robinson has announced that he now self-identifies as a refugee. Although Little Tommy is biologically patriotic and grew up fiercely opposing refugees http://x.com/i/article/2022674278705930240 http://x.com/i/article/2022674278705930240"  
[X Link](https://x.com/NormalIslandNws/status/2022677719763316954)  2026-02-14T14:22Z 165.1K followers, 35.3K engagements


"BREAKING: In accordance with US law Pam Bondi must now investigate paedophiles as the Dow Jones has dropped below [-----] 👀"  
[X Link](https://x.com/NormalIslandNws/status/2022030437863108831)  2026-02-12T19:29Z 165.1K followers, 33.9K engagements


"Our favourite pint-sized fascist Tommy Robinson has announced that he now self-identifies as a refugee. Although Little Tommy is biologically patriotic and grew up fiercely opposing refugees he had a change of heart after feeling unsafe in Luton. https://www.normalisland.co.uk/p/little-tommy-robinson-is-now-a-refugee https://www.normalisland.co.uk/p/little-tommy-robinson-is-now-a-refugee"  
[X Link](https://x.com/NormalIslandNws/status/2022725502814031927)  2026-02-14T17:31Z 165.1K followers, [----] engagements


"Epstein: Everything I do is for the benefit of Israel and I hate goyim. MSM: Clearly this man was a Russian spy. I can't think of any other explanation"  
[X Link](https://x.com/NormalIslandNws/status/2018735399829667848)  2026-02-03T17:16Z 165K followers, 477.5K engagements


"@Windylb63 It was reported on the BBC tomorrow night x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/NormalIslandNws/status/2020190247800435070)  2026-02-07T17:37Z 165.1K followers, 339.2K engagements


"BREAKING: Israel did not like the outcome in the Elbit Systems case and has ordered a retrial"  
[X Link](https://x.com/NormalIslandNws/status/2020457746403897786)  2026-02-08T11:20Z 165.1K followers, 33.1K engagements


"BREAKING: It has emerged that Prince Andrew gave confidential Asia trade info to Jeffrey Epstein while Andrew was trade envoy and Epstein was a convicted paedophile. Isn't that lovely ♥"  
[X Link](https://x.com/NormalIslandNws/status/2020955601774444734)  2026-02-09T20:18Z 165.1K followers, 11K engagements


"BREAKING: The Epstein paedophile ring is about to tell the US president which war it expects the goyim to die in next 👀 https://x.com/nicksortor/status/2021372233591988659 🚨 JUST IN: Israeli PM Benjamin Netanyahu has arrived in Washington DC for his meeting at the White House with President Trump Netanyahu is in a large Secret Service motorcade and security is INCREDIBLY tight with I-695W being totally shut down and two helicopters overhead. https://t.co/j5I4PGaj6e https://x.com/nicksortor/status/2021372233591988659 🚨 JUST IN: Israeli PM Benjamin Netanyahu has arrived in Washington DC for"  
[X Link](https://x.com/NormalIslandNws/status/2021500517134840172)  2026-02-11T08:24Z 165.1K followers, 16K engagements


"BREAKING: The CIA has scheduled Les Wexner and Sultan Ahmed bin Sulayem for emergency suicides 👀"  
[X Link](https://x.com/NormalIslandNws/status/2021552855023550759)  2026-02-11T11:52Z 165.1K followers, [----] engagements


"She is worried about getting heckled in prison BREAKING: Pam Bondi is reportedly worried she will be heckled everywhere she goes for the rest of her life. BREAKING: Pam Bondi is reportedly worried she will be heckled everywhere she goes for the rest of her life"  
[X Link](https://x.com/NormalIslandNws/status/2021724796573134851)  2026-02-11T23:15Z 165.1K followers, 15.5K engagements


"No one could have predicted the product of two cousins would become such a deviant. It came as a great shock to Queen Elizabeth who hadnt really known a paedophile since her cousin Lord Mountbatten died in [----]. https://www.normalisland.co.uk/p/queen-elizabeth-loaned-7-million https://www.normalisland.co.uk/p/queen-elizabeth-loaned-7-million"  
[X Link](https://x.com/NormalIslandNws/status/2022470239460692202)  2026-02-14T00:37Z 165.1K followers, [---] engagements


"Hey Americans that Pam Bondi woman seems like a calm and rational person Thank goodness you have her as your attorney general ❤"  
[X Link](https://x.com/NormalIslandNws/status/2021663222294884615)  2026-02-11T19:10Z 165.1K followers, 35.5K engagements


"BREAKING: If you were concerned that Sir Keir Starmer has U-turned on all his pledges supported a genocide and taken us to the brink of World War III please console yourself with the fact he is now partnering with Blackrock the most evil corporation on earth x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/NormalIslandNws/status/1859962007774187682)  2024-11-22T14:07Z 165.1K followers, 25.1K engagements


"BREAKING: Ghislaine Maxwell is set to testify before Congress on Monday so an emergency suicide has been scheduled for Sunday night"  
[X Link](https://x.com/NormalIslandNws/status/2019801176443621624)  2026-02-06T15:51Z 165.1K followers, 1.9M engagements


"RIP Ghislaine Maxwell [--] Dec [--] - [--] Feb [--] Cause of death: suicided hours before giving evidence. No suspicious circumstances"  
[X Link](https://x.com/NormalIslandNws/status/2020083689464689101)  2026-02-07T10:34Z 165.1K followers, 11M engagements


"Huge day at the Olympics as Israel picks up gold in the starving children massacring civilians and playing the innocent victim categories ♥"  
[X Link](https://x.com/NormalIslandNws/status/2020639139956224280)  2026-02-08T23:21Z 165.1K followers, 71.4K engagements


"http://x.com/i/article/2021511331031982080 http://x.com/i/article/2021511331031982080"  
[X Link](https://x.com/NormalIslandNws/status/2021513522325155927)  2026-02-11T09:15Z 165.1K followers, [----] engagements


"This is the kind of freedom Farage wants for the UK ♥ BREAKING: Argentines will work like slaves Mileis Government Legalizes 12-Hour Workdays in Argentina https://t.co/5mUyY1nqas BREAKING: Argentines will work like slaves Mileis Government Legalizes 12-Hour Workdays in Argentina https://t.co/5mUyY1nqas"  
[X Link](https://x.com/NormalIslandNws/status/2021986876249583856)  2026-02-12T16:36Z 165.1K followers, 140.6K engagements


"People are being unfair to the Queen. I mean who hasn't loaned their son millions of pounds of tax payer money so they could pay off their rape victim and later murder her"  
[X Link](https://x.com/NormalIslandNws/status/2022029648968761540)  2026-02-12T19:26Z 165.1K followers, 27K engagements


"It truly is the great mystery of our time why the PM who broke every manifesto pledge lies daily stands for nothing sucks up to corporations bows to Trump hangs out with paedos and commits war crimes might be so unpopular. I a sensible journalist will never understand. Why is Keir Starmer *so* unpopular Even some his critics are perplexed. But @peterwalker99 has the answers. https://t.co/4kN2jBd7LT Why is Keir Starmer *so* unpopular Even some his critics are perplexed. But @peterwalker99 has the answers. https://t.co/4kN2jBd7LT"  
[X Link](https://x.com/NormalIslandNws/status/2022222671459881270)  2026-02-13T08:13Z 165.1K followers, 40.1K engagements


"BREAKING: Yvette Cooper absolutely furious to hear that she can no longer treat retired vicars and blind people in wheelchairs as terrorists after the ban on Palestine Action was overturned 🤬"  
[X Link](https://x.com/NormalIslandNws/status/2022258013302575251)  2026-02-13T10:34Z 165.1K followers, 46.9K engagements


"BREAKING: The people who did this to Gaza are deeply concerned that Iran might have broken international humanitarian law"  
[X Link](https://x.com/NormalIslandNws/status/2010689634292859227)  2026-01-12T12:25Z 165.1K followers, 2.9M engagements


"Here is the proof Epstein was a Russian asset: - his girlfriend was the daughter of a Mossad agent - one of his best friends was Israel's lawyer - another of his best friends was a former Israeli prime minister - he met with the current Israeli prime minister - a senior Israeli spy would stay at his house for weeks at a time - a friend invited him to bring his girls to Israel - he fled to Israel when he was charged with sex crimes against a minor - he was pictured wearing an IDF shirt - he was funded by pro-Israel fanatics - he worked for the Rothschilds - he donated to pro-Israel student"  
[X Link](https://x.com/NormalIslandNws/status/2019708633018183738)  2026-02-06T09:43Z 165.1K followers, 2.1M engagements


"http://x.com/i/article/2020986903734980609 http://x.com/i/article/2020986903734980609"  
[X Link](https://x.com/NormalIslandNws/status/2020992215078543653)  2026-02-09T22:44Z 165.1K followers, 103K engagements


""I kicked Corbyn out and brought in paedos like Peter Mandelson changing the Labour party for the better and becoming the least popular PM ever. I'm very smart."♥"  
[X Link](https://x.com/NormalIslandNws/status/2021584238655475778)  2026-02-11T13:56Z 165.1K followers, 25.1K engagements


"BREAKING: Netanyahu has given Trump his orders JUST IN - Pentagon orders second aircraft carrier strike group to prepare to deploy to the Middle East likely the USS George H.W. Bush as the U.S. military prepares for another attack on Iran WSJ https://t.co/kOMzYTe2Eq JUST IN - Pentagon orders second aircraft carrier strike group to prepare to deploy to the Middle East likely the USS George H.W. Bush as the U.S. military prepares for another attack on Iran WSJ https://t.co/kOMzYTe2Eq"  
[X Link](https://x.com/NormalIslandNws/status/2021695186330407258)  2026-02-11T21:17Z 165.1K followers, 47.8K engagements


"Don't worry Cuba the American paedophiles who are starving you want to liberate you by choosing your leader♥"  
[X Link](https://x.com/NormalIslandNws/status/2021987266139451664)  2026-02-12T16:38Z 165.1K followers, [----] engagements


"BREAKING: Tommy Robinson is now a refugee 👀"  
[X Link](https://x.com/NormalIslandNws/status/2022638323831882156)  2026-02-14T11:45Z 165.1K followers, 40.1K engagements


"http://x.com/i/article/2023000635935703040 http://x.com/i/article/2023000635935703040"  
[X Link](https://x.com/NormalIslandNws/status/2023018021766279380)  2026-02-15T12:54Z 165.1K followers, [----] engagements


"BREAKING: Turns out Rishi Sunak didn't bugger off to California for a holiday after all. Well he did stay at his holiday home but you'll be reassured to know that while he was there he was negotiating the takeover of the NHS by the worst health service in the developed world x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/NormalIslandNws/status/1471945106290880519)  2021-12-17T20:47Z 165.1K followers, 23.8K engagements


"BREAKING: The Met Police are now handing evidence of a *crime* to Sue Gray for investigation instead of investigating the crime themselves. I give up how the fuck do I even parody this x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1485390231683706881)  2022-01-23T23:13Z 165.1K followers, 24.8K engagements


"BREAKING: Everything bad that they told us would happen under Jeremy Corbyn is happening under Boris Johnson"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1489220549180108807)  2022-02-03T12:53Z 165.1K followers, 46.1K engagements


"BREAKING: Turns out the UK government imposes harsher sanctions on Universal Credit claimants than it does on Russian oligarchs x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/NormalIslandNws/status/1499053298732646409)  2022-03-02T16:05Z 165.1K followers, 27.6K engagements


"BREAKING: Rishi Sunak has explained that just because his wife's home is in the UK and their children go to school in the UK and his job is in the UK does not mean his wife is a resident in the UK. Hope this clarifies things x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1512042914926534656)  2022-04-07T12:21Z 165.1K followers, 28.1K engagements


"BREAKING: Neil Parish the MP who was watching porn in parliament went on GB News earlier this week and discussed the unnamed MP who was watching porn in parliament. God I give up How the fuck do I even parody this shit"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1520073863257862144)  2022-04-29T16:13Z 165.1K followers, 32.8K engagements


"BREAKING: Rishi Sunak has made a powerful speech explaining how as prime minister he would undo all of the damage caused by Rishi Sunak as chancellor x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/NormalIslandNws/status/1546182944523538432)  2022-07-10T17:21Z 165.1K followers, 37.5K engagements


"BREAKING: Nadine Dorries & Boris Johnson went on a bender then attended PMQs when they were still pissed & Nadine Dorries spent the entire time yelling "You're boring" at Sir Keir Starmer. You're probably thinking this is a joke but it really happened x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1549087144723025921)  2022-07-18T17:42Z 165.1K followers, 31.1K engagements


"BREAKING: Rishi Sunak plans to scrap university courses that don't improve earning potential presumably meaning we will have to make do without any new teachers or nurses x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1556190287118073856)  2022-08-07T08:07Z 165.1K followers, 24.5K engagements


"BREAKING: If you need cheering up the latest opinion poll predicts the Tories would lose [---] seats at the next general election x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1560743117275422721)  2022-08-19T21:38Z 165.1K followers, 24K engagements


""The servant must clear my desk for me. I can't be expected to move things.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1568571047892459523)  2022-09-10T12:04Z 165.1K followers, 385.4K engagements


"BREAKING: You will be pleased to know hospitals are cancelling appointments for cancer patients on the day of the Queen's funeral as a "mark of respect" and no this one is not satire either. This island is getting a little too sinister for my liking"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1569379190637486087)  2022-09-12T17:35Z 165.1K followers, 269.2K engagements


"BREAKING: The royal family are said to be deeply touched that foodbanks have been closed to commemorate the Queen ❤"  
[X Link](https://x.com/NormalIslandNws/status/1569663634858561536)  2022-09-13T12:25Z 165.1K followers, 27.2K engagements


"BREAKING: Conservatives are absolutely livid because Harry held his wife Meghan's hand but they're not mad that Mike held Zara's hand and nobody can figure out why 🤔"  
[X Link](https://x.com/NormalIslandNws/status/1570117365257453572)  2022-09-14T18:28Z 165.1K followers, 22.4K engagements


"BREAKING: Now that Israel has killed the leader of Hamas out in the open it turns out they didn't have to blow up every hospital in Gaza after all x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1846955578540638699)  2024-10-17T16:44Z 165.1K followers, 2.5M engagements


"@imotola08 Aw you named your colony after an ancient kingdom That's so cute I'm thinking of starting a new Babylon in Iraq x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1935747534460207110)  2025-06-19T17:12Z 165.1K followers, 279.9K engagements


"BREAKING: You will be astonished to hear the quarantine hotel for Heathrow which reportedly charges people 5x over the odds for crappy food is owned by a Tory donor x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/NormalIslandNws/status/1468001971282010115)  2021-12-06T23:38Z 165.1K followers, 31.3K engagements


"BREAKING: Boris Johnson Jacob Rees-Mogg and Iain Duncan Smith are currently projected to lose their seats at the next general election. Have a nice evening x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/NormalIslandNws/status/1488627788705898496)  2022-02-01T21:38Z 165.1K followers, 21.4K engagements


"BREAKING: Carrie Johnson has explained she was able to afford her [-----] wallpaper after giving up her Netflix subscription x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/NormalIslandNws/status/1491483010054733827)  2022-02-09T18:43Z 165.1K followers, 20.4K engagements


"BREAKING: Turns out Dido Harding and Mike Coupe cost Britain [--] times more money than the Iraq war. I'm struggling to comprehend how this was even possible x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/NormalIslandNws/status/1493613951573278721)  2022-02-15T15:51Z 165.1K followers, 24.4K engagements


"BREAKING: Members of the government who decided the public should be fined [-----] for illegal parties have been fined [--] for their own illegal parties. Don't you love British justice x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/NormalIslandNws/status/1509971216257458182)  2022-04-01T19:09Z 165.1K followers, 41.9K engagements


"BREAKING: If you are upset with your national insurance going up you will be relieved that Chancellor Rishi Sunak's billionaire wife has avoided paying tax through her non-dom status. Isn't it lovely how rich people have a get out clause and you don't x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/NormalIslandNws/status/1511765986197880834)  2022-04-06T18:01Z 165.1K followers, 25.3K engagements


"BREAKING: Boris Johnson says we should keep wives out of politics but it's definitely okay to invite them to work meetings in the garden x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/NormalIslandNws/status/1512519828850069507)  2022-04-08T19:56Z 165.1K followers, 24.3K engagements


"BREAKING: Boris Johnson is looking at a second [--] fine for attending his aide's leaving do. Meanwhile people who only broke the law that he introduced once were fined [-----]. That's one hell of a double standard x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/NormalIslandNws/status/1514349408028086289)  2022-04-13T21:06Z 165.1K followers, 42.2K engagements


"BREAKING: The British people who are shocked that 42% of French people voted for a fascist seem to have forgotten that 43% of British people voted for the Tories x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/NormalIslandNws/status/1518321114723852297)  2022-04-24T20:08Z 165.1K followers, 22.4K engagements


"BREAKING: The UK can afford [--] limousines to drive a [--] million hat [--] miles so that an unelected man can tell us we won't be helping our hungriest citizens during a cost of living crisis x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/NormalIslandNws/status/1524025549923962881)  2022-05-10T13:56Z 165.1K followers, 22.3K engagements


"BREAKING: 94% of Express readers say they haven't got the Brexit they voted for which is funny because they got exactly the Brexit the rest of us told them they would get and they didn't listen x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/NormalIslandNws/status/1526684888543506432)  2022-05-17T22:03Z 165.1K followers, 27.6K engagements


"BREAKING: The economy is doing so well that UNICEF will feed children in the UK for the first time in history x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/NormalIslandNws/status/1528424044688809986)  2022-05-22T17:14Z 165.1K followers, 24.8K engagements


"BREAKING: The Met Police are unable to explain how journalists found more partygate evidence in [--] hours than they did in [--] whole months. It's almost like their inadequacy was deliberate x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/NormalIslandNws/status/1529077997101367296)  2022-05-24T12:32Z 165.1K followers, 22.9K engagements


"BREAKING: The Metropolitan Police have explained that senior staff didn't get fined for attending the same parties as junior staff because the senior staff refused to fill in the questionnaire. I'm not even making this up it's really what they said x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/NormalIslandNws/status/1529557629588099074)  2022-05-25T20:18Z 165.1K followers, 34.6K engagements


"BREAKING: You will be thrilled to hear that people with 2nd homes like politicians will be getting the [---] energy grant twice. Rich people will be getting twice as much as you x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/NormalIslandNws/status/1530239263845007362)  2022-05-27T17:27Z 165.1K followers, 22.7K engagements


"BREAKING: North Korea just held a [--] day party which cost a billion in which celebs cheered a massive hologram of Kim Jong Un & everyone forced smiles & pretended to love him while N. Korean children went without food & necessities. So glad I live in a normal country like the UK x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/NormalIslandNws/status/1533496137193234432)  2022-06-05T17:09Z 165.1K followers, 27.4K engagements


"BREAKING: Boris Johnson has won the vote of confidence meaning the Tory Party decided there was no possible way they could improve upon the worst prime minister in living memory 😳"  
[X Link](https://x.com/NormalIslandNws/status/1533902276519149572)  2022-06-06T20:02Z 165.1K followers, 21.8K engagements


"BREAKING: Priti Patel has explained that spending [------] on deportation to Rwanda was definitely the most cost effective way of processing [--] refugees who would've otherwise received a [-----] a month refugee allowance in the UK x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/NormalIslandNws/status/1536648647479287808)  2022-06-14T09:56Z 165.1K followers, 23.2K engagements


"BREAKING: The government who spent [------] on a flight that never took off are telling the working class they're only hungry because they can't budget properly x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/NormalIslandNws/status/1537485068456935424)  2022-06-16T17:19Z 165.1K followers, 22.2K engagements


"BREAKING: In [----] Boris Johnson tried to make his mistress Carrie Johnson (then Symonds) his chief of staff and pay her [------] a year while his wife of [--] years and mother to four of his many children Marina Wheeler developed cervical cancer. What a guy 😍"  
[X Link](https://x.com/NormalIslandNws/status/1538166467925004480)  2022-06-18T14:27Z 165.1K followers, 29K engagements


"BREAKING: Looks like the prime minister nuked all the newspaper stories about Carrie's 100k job with a super-injunction. This looks an awful lot like "woke leftie cancel culture" to me. Can't believe the prime minister isn't so keen on free speech x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/NormalIslandNws/status/1538434619296600064)  2022-06-19T08:12Z 165.1K followers, 25.5K engagements


"BREAKING: Man who wanted someone else to buy him a [------] tree house advises rail workers to live within their means x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/NormalIslandNws/status/1540684262814502913)  2022-06-25T13:12Z 165.1K followers, 23.4K engagements


"BREAKING: The police have explained they will ignore law breaking in Downing Street but arrest people for protesting law breaking in Downing Street x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/NormalIslandNws/status/1541758184804814849)  2022-06-28T12:19Z 165.1K followers, 24K engagements


"BREAKING: The BBC has reported that a woman protesting in Hong Kong could receive up to [--] years in prison. I bet you're glad you live in a western democracy like the UK where the punishment for peaceful protest is only [--] years in prison x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/NormalIslandNws/status/1542112262189727746)  2022-06-29T11:46Z 165.1K followers, 22.3K engagements


"BREAKING: Jacob Rees-Mogg has explained that although his faith compels him to be anti-abortion that faith is not strong enough to stop him profiting from abortion pills x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/NormalIslandNws/status/1542212327226867713)  2022-06-29T18:24Z 165.1K followers, 21.7K engagements


"BREAKING: The royal family is getting a "30 million bonus" from you the tax payer in a year when they've paid off a rape victim and everyone else is facing a cost of living crisis. Isn't that fucking lovely x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/NormalIslandNws/status/1542521357925109760)  2022-06-30T14:52Z 165.1K followers, 24.6K engagements


"BREAKING: Rishi Sunak has explained only he can rebuild the economy that was destroyed by Rishi Sunak x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/NormalIslandNws/status/1545516347194589186)  2022-07-08T21:13Z 165.1K followers, 21.9K engagements


"BREAKING: Sajid Javid and Rishi Sunak have both vowed to reduce corporation tax from 25% to 15% if they become prime minister which by a bizarre coincidence is exactly what their wealthy corporate donors want them to do x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/NormalIslandNws/status/1545899006022352897)  2022-07-09T22:33Z 165.1K followers, 25.7K engagements


"BREAKING: Suella Braverman says: "There are too many people in this country who are of working age who are of good health and who are choosing to rely on benefits" such as Tory MPs like Suella Braverman who claimed [---------] in expenses last year x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/NormalIslandNws/status/1546581032006287362)  2022-07-11T19:43Z 165.1K followers, 42.4K engagements


"BREAKING: Rishi Sunak has vowed to tackle the inflation caused by Rishi Sunak and lower the taxes set by Rishi Sunak x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/NormalIslandNws/status/1546816819553570816)  2022-07-12T11:20Z 165.1K followers, 54.3K engagements


"BREAKING: Rishi Sunak vows to ditch EU laws that are "holding Britain back" by which he means all the laws that are stopping you from being exploited in the workplace. Isn't this exciting x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/NormalIslandNws/status/1548631753962708992)  2022-07-17T11:32Z 165.1K followers, 22.4K engagements


"If we need three prime ministers to have three attempts at getting Brexit done it's probably because Brexit was a shit idea x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/NormalIslandNws/status/1548807133097066496)  2022-07-17T23:09Z 165.1K followers, 21.9K engagements


"BREAKING: Rishi Sunak and Liz Truss have both insisted they are the only candidate who can repair the economic damage caused by Rishi Sunak and Liz Truss x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/NormalIslandNws/status/1549806901839421440)  2022-07-20T17:22Z 165.1K followers, 22K engagements


"BREAKING: There has been a huge mistake at the BBC. Someone put Mick Lynch live on air and he's made us look like massive dickheads again x https://x.com/MccarthyFintan/status/1550323715589783552/video/1 https://x.com/MccarthyFintan/status/1550323715589783552/video/1"  
[X Link](https://x.com/NormalIslandNws/status/1550446734010159104)  2022-07-22T11:44Z 165.1K followers, 23.6K engagements


"BREAKING: British travellers are upset to discover there's now a hard border with France because Brexit was supposed to stop foreign people coming in from Europe not British going into Europe. We were supposed to have special privilege x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/NormalIslandNws/status/1550472398151057410)  2022-07-22T13:26Z 165.1K followers, 28K engagements


"BREAKING: Liz Truss has ordered France to "fix travel chaos". She doesn't seem to understand France has taken control of its borders and is trying to keep the undesirable foreigners out x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/NormalIslandNws/status/1550780960152735744)  2022-07-23T09:52Z 165.1K followers, 20.8K engagements


"BREAKING: Liz Truss was so angry that Rishi Sunak increased taxes that she voted for those tax increases herself a total of [--] times x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/NormalIslandNws/status/1551868662151364608)  2022-07-26T09:54Z 165.1K followers, 20.9K engagements


"BREAKING: Apparently lots of people are upset that Scousers refused to sing a "national anthem" about God saving a woman who paid off her son's rape victim with your money x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/NormalIslandNws/status/1553425756960817153)  2022-07-30T17:02Z 165.1K followers, 24K engagements


"It's amazing how the Metropolitan Police can arrest a woman for heading to a peaceful protest so much quicker than they can arrest Tory MPs who commit sexual assault isn't it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/NormalIslandNws/status/1553522322035953666)  2022-07-30T23:25Z 165.1K followers, 25.8K engagements


"BREAKING: The High Court has ruled the government acted unlawfully by letting Dido Harding run Test and Trace. Dido was given a budget of [--] billion to run a system which was a catastrophic failure but you can rest assured absolutely nothing will happen x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/NormalIslandNws/status/1553856125719691264)  2022-07-31T21:32Z 165.1K followers, 23.1K engagements


"BREAKING: You will be devastated to hear Michael Gove has been trapped in an airport for [--] hours due to Brexit-related delays x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/NormalIslandNws/status/1559242554759122945)  2022-08-15T18:16Z 165.1K followers, 21K engagements


"BREAKING: Mick Lynch has absolutely bodied another journalist x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/NormalIslandNws/status/1560993418251231232)  2022-08-20T14:13Z 165.1K followers, 29.2K engagements


"BREAKING: Tory MPs have explained they are now outraged by the sewage discharges they voted for because the public have found out and it's making them look bad x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/NormalIslandNws/status/1561363287312302081)  2022-08-21T14:43Z 165.1K followers, 35.5K engagements


"BREAKING: Staff at The Daily Express (which frequently warns of the dangers of "militant unions") are set to go on strike over low pay. This is really funny isn't it x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/NormalIslandNws/status/1561612440374317057)  2022-08-22T07:13Z 165.1K followers, 24.1K engagements


"BREAKING: You will be astonished to hear MedPro the company run by a Tory peer that was awarded a [---] million PPE contract in the VIP lane despite having no PPE experience has gone bust for unpaid taxes and is getting investigated for potential fraud x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/NormalIslandNws/status/1565459239128244226)  2022-09-01T21:59Z 165.1K followers, 36.4K engagements


"BREAKING: The United Kingdom has a new Worst Prime Minister Ever x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/NormalIslandNws/status/1566752689333092352)  2022-09-05T11:38Z 165.1K followers, 23.8K engagements


"BREAKING: Priti Patel has explained she was not sacked. She actually stepped down voluntarily so she could take a job at a Dalmation farm working for a coat manufacturer x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/NormalIslandNws/status/1566846762400288771)  2022-09-05T17:52Z 165.1K followers, 27K engagements


"BREAKING: Suella Braverman is set to move quickly to withdraw the UK from the ECHR. This is because the evil she has planned is totally illegal under European and international law. Are you afraid yet x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/NormalIslandNws/status/1567403180723519488)  2022-09-07T06:43Z 165.1K followers, 22.6K engagements


"BREAKING: Turns out Twitter royalists are still angrier at Harry and Meghan than they are at the actual paedophile in the family. Make it make sense x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/NormalIslandNws/status/1568526389145468931)  2022-09-10T09:06Z 165.1K followers, 31.4K engagements


"BREAKING: The British media have explained they're extremely angry at Meghan Markle for turning up. They have also confirmed they would've been absolutely disgusted if she'd stayed home x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/NormalIslandNws/status/1569002907625787393)  2022-09-11T16:40Z 165.1K followers, 49.2K engagements


"BREAKING: It is now a public order offense to hold up a sign saying "Not my king" and no this is not satire. This is all getting rather frightening isn't it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/NormalIslandNws/status/1569363037626195970)  2022-09-12T16:31Z 165.1K followers, 36.3K engagements


"BREAKING: The royal family has confirmed democracy has been suspended indefinitely as a tribute to the Queen x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/NormalIslandNws/status/1569706721123397633)  2022-09-13T15:17Z 165.1K followers, 21.5K engagements


"BREAKING: Turns out King Charles gave his staff redundancy notices during a church service for the queen. You might not be allowed to make political statements at the moment but the rich are still allowed to make you unemployed x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/NormalIslandNws/status/1569744048088547330)  2022-09-13T17:45Z 165.1K followers, 35.8K engagements


"BREAKING: Prince Harry is not allowed to wear his military uniform to the funeral because he married Meghan Markle but you will be pleased to know Prince Andrew can still wear his uniform because he's only a nonce x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/NormalIslandNws/status/1569785292302995456)  2022-09-13T20:29Z 165.1K followers, 122.4K engagements


"BREAKING: Royalists have explained King Charles is allowed to snarl at his servants because his mother died but Prince Harry is not allowed to hold his wife's hand because his grandmother died x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/NormalIslandNws/status/1570686003823906816)  2022-09-16T08:08Z 165.1K followers, 44.6K engagements


"BREAKING: King Charles has uninvited Harry and Meghan to a state reception on Sunday at Buckingham Palace just in case you were in any doubt what a dreadful father he is x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/NormalIslandNws/status/1570900800830074880)  2022-09-16T22:21Z 165.1K followers, 25.6K engagements


"BREAKING: The queue to see the Queen is now the second longest queue in the world. The only queue that's longer is the queue for people to get NHS treatment that was cancelled for the funeral x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/NormalIslandNws/status/1571119801933910016)  2022-09-17T12:52Z 165.1K followers, 62.5K engagements

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