# ![@MonkeysMarch Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:26/cr:twitter::784462578.png) @MonkeysMarch Julio, Marc's Imaginary Pet Monkey

Julio, Marc's Imaginary Pet Monkey posts on X about bed, social media, addicted to, costco the most. They currently have [-----] followers and [---] posts still getting attention that total [-----] engagements in the last [--] hours.

### Engagements: [-----] [#](/creator/twitter::784462578/interactions)
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- [--] Week [------] +642%
- [--] Month [------] +218%
- [--] Months [-------] +80%
- [--] Year [-------] -47%

### Mentions: [--] [#](/creator/twitter::784462578/posts_active)
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### Followers: [-----] [#](/creator/twitter::784462578/followers)
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- [--] Week [-----] +0.05%
- [--] Month [-----] +0.23%
- [--] Months [-----] +3.10%
- [--] Year [-----] +7.10%

### CreatorRank: [---------] [#](/creator/twitter::784462578/influencer_rank)
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### Social Influence

**Social category influence**
[stocks](/list/stocks)  3% [social networks](/list/social-networks)  1% [technology brands](/list/technology-brands)  1% [celebrities](/list/celebrities)  1% [finance](/list/finance)  1% [travel destinations](/list/travel-destinations)  1%

**Social topic influence**
[bed](/topic/bed) 2%, [social media](/topic/social-media) 2%, [addicted to](/topic/addicted-to) 1%, [costco](/topic/costco) 1%, [the only](/topic/the-only) 1%, [all the](/topic/all-the) 1%, [me in](/topic/me-in) 1%, [one day](/topic/one-day) 1%, [cross](/topic/cross) 1%, [finish](/topic/finish) 1%

**Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by**
[@shiningenigma](/creator/undefined) [@protectchild70](/creator/undefined) [@420iloveweed](/creator/undefined) [@shining_enigma](/creator/undefined) [@lynnvaine](/creator/undefined) [@tuapreemie](/creator/undefined) [@funnyaries0418](/creator/undefined) [@kuhlsawyer](/creator/undefined) [@wednesday0525](/creator/undefined) [@coysbwizjet](/creator/undefined) [@doufsaid](/creator/undefined) [@joelgarry](/creator/undefined) [@leon_walder](/creator/undefined)

**Top assets mentioned**
[Costco Wholesale Corporation (COST)](/topic/costco) [CVS Health Corp (CVS)](/topic/cvs) [Home Depot, Inc. (HD)](/topic/$hd)
### Top Social Posts
Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours

"We're all so addicted to our phones until it actually rings"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/2021569230546534432)  2026-02-11T12:57Z [----] followers, 14.5K engagements


"I've never dealt with cold hard cash. Mine has always been butt warm"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/2022653506700873764)  2026-02-14T12:45Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"At this age the only clubs I'll be going to are Sam's BJ's or Costco"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/2023018113776955611)  2026-02-15T12:54Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Life hack: never get out of bed. Nothing can ever hurt you from the comfort of your own bed"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/2020120085453574585)  2026-02-07T12:58Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Imagine how many people would be on disability if stupidity were painful"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/2020480002005868756)  2026-02-08T12:49Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@Shining_Enigma 🤗❤😘"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/2023048234977878259)  2026-02-15T14:54Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@Shining_Enigma 🤣🤣❤😘🤗"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/2023192293231268110)  2026-02-16T00:26Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"I think one day all the shit I post on social media will be held against me in a court of law"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/2015027102874042748)  2026-01-24T11:41Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"I run a daily marathon where my thoughts race frantically but never cross the finish line"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/2023428706052792591)  2026-02-16T16:06Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Shoutout to those who use wit and humor instead of being a whiner on the internet"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1932767917214740656)  2025-06-11T11:52Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Make sure you bury my coffin near a bathroom because death is long and I'm sure I'll still have to get up and pee"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1938932911723434466)  2025-06-28T12:10Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@Shining_Enigma 🙏🏽❤"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1938949600506687866)  2025-06-28T13:16Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@Shining_Enigma Happy weekend love. ❤😘🤗"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1938950928763133955)  2025-06-28T13:21Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@Shining_Enigma Good morning love. I hope you have a wonderful day. ❤😘🤗"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1940419188935553466)  2025-07-02T14:36Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@Shining_Enigma 🤣🤣"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1944019230082416670)  2025-07-12T13:01Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@Shining_Enigma 😘😘"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1944019275112759632)  2025-07-12T13:01Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@Shining_Enigma ❤😘🤗"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1944046640110694434)  2025-07-12T14:50Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"If I could have one superpower it would be to lose weight while watching other people exercise"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1945449967667060933)  2025-07-16T11:46Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"You know how a dog tilts his head and looks confused when he hears a strange sound Yeah that's how I feel when some people are talking"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1946532175794327871)  2025-07-19T11:26Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@Shining_Enigma Doing well love. I hope you're having an amazing weekend. ❤😘🤗"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1949097838886916458)  2025-07-26T13:21Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@Shining_Enigma 😘😘😘"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1949127676939124859)  2025-07-26T15:20Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@Shining_Enigma ❤😘🤗"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1949568812350840879)  2025-07-27T20:33Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@Shining_Enigma 😘😘😘"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1950838311318061212)  2025-07-31T08:37Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"You know you've hit rock bottom when your imaginary friends won't even play with you anymore"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1955272062311813515)  2025-08-12T14:16Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@Shining_Enigma ❤😘🤗"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1955274045894586753)  2025-08-12T14:23Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@Shining_Enigma Good morning love. I hope you have a wonderful day. ❤😘🤗"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1955594140302918054)  2025-08-13T11:35Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@Shining_Enigma Good morning love. I hope you have a wonderful day. ❤😘🤗"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1955998994556993826)  2025-08-14T14:24Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@Shining_Enigma 😘😘😘"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1957047435508793556)  2025-08-17T11:50Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"All my favorite activities involve a mattress"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1959577899993854183)  2025-08-24T11:25Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"If you leave me a voicemail I'm going to assume your question was rhetorical"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1960324746341384220)  2025-08-26T12:53Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"I can't really relate to someone unless they have at least three psychiatric disorders"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1961071301352620235)  2025-08-28T14:20Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"I just told my neighbor that I am a Jehova's Witness so that I don't have to participate in their stupid birthday parties . I hope the Lord forgives me for lying"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1961757759549882373)  2025-08-30T11:47Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Not to brag but I don't need to use a snapchat filter in order to look completely ridiculous in a photo"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1963606147266421118)  2025-09-04T14:12Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@Shining_Enigma Hi love. I hope you're having an amazing weekend. ❤😘🤗"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1964509767994659339)  2025-09-07T02:03Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"My autobiography is just going to be a bunch of CVS prescription receipts stapled together"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1967592231218639178)  2025-09-15T14:11Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"The best things in life are free but they are harder to get than the worst things in life which are also free and in much greater supply"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1967955668549456095)  2025-09-16T14:16Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@Shining_Enigma Hello love thinking about you. I hope you have a beautiful day. ❤😘🤗"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1968264843615756531)  2025-09-17T10:44Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@Shining_Enigma 😘😘😘"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1968344211566330332)  2025-09-17T16:00Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"I read that the average power nap is [--] minutes. That's perfect. I can fit three of them into an hour"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1970489735727477187)  2025-09-23T14:05Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Shhhh . . . quiet Someone who doesnt have their life together is giving advice"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1970834683207504248)  2025-09-24T12:56Z [----] followers, 20.2K engagements


"I wonder how many sad country songs could be written about my life"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1974455310778839200)  2025-10-04T12:43Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"I wasn't licking the window I was trying to taste the rainbow"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1991884441065861566)  2025-11-21T15:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Morgan Freeman narrating my life . . ."He's still sleeping.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1891120866416562211)  2025-02-16T13:42Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"I don't just hold a grudge; I love it pet it feed it and take it for long walks on the beach"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1894735134794129736)  2025-02-26T13:03Z [----] followers, 34K engagements


"Sometimes there's just not enough duct tape to keep her quiet"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1953787663867089180)  2025-08-08T11:57Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"I don't need anymore meds what I need is less people interaction"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1976295608412496012)  2025-10-09T14:36Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"There's a fine line between myth and reality and booze blurs it nicely"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1977337287467049366)  2025-10-12T11:35Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"I know exactly when to keep my mouth shut. It doesn't mean I will but I definitely know"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1978095630271578324)  2025-10-14T13:48Z [----] followers, 14.2K engagements


"I feel closer to the voices in my head than a lot of flesh and blood humans"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1978425300376604948)  2025-10-15T11:38Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Luckily my cars alignment is good. This allows hands free driving so i can air drum"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1978825543312138436)  2025-10-16T14:09Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Wallets will never be practical until they can hold candy bars"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1979187127498776667)  2025-10-17T14:05Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Social media is a soap opera but without the commercials or the good looking people"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1979516286544621620)  2025-10-18T11:53Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"That "sexual situations" warning at the beginning of a show can sure let you down"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1979878818400837959)  2025-10-19T11:54Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"My neighbor said I always look busy so I guess whatever I'm doing is working"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1980276131354833101)  2025-10-20T14:13Z [----] followers, 10.9K engagements


"@tua_preemie 🤣🤣"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1980309892184637643)  2025-10-20T16:27Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"I love vegetables when they're deep fried and covered by a cheeseburger"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1980638751379567067)  2025-10-21T14:14Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"I once had hopes and dreams now I have bills and yard work"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1980960259825959259)  2025-10-22T11:31Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Misery doesn't love company misery loves unlimited pizza buffets"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1981368102731313422)  2025-10-23T14:32Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@funnyaries0418 😍"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1981369849709547901)  2025-10-23T14:39Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@protectchild70 @420iloveweed 🤣🤣"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1981518150043934836)  2025-10-24T00:28Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@420iloveweed @protectchild70 🤣🤣"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1981546990493454789)  2025-10-24T02:23Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Relationships nowadays are complicated . . . one man one woman . . . one hoe and one ex trying to fuck shit up . . . and one "friend" secretly hoping it ends"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1981725073875632396)  2025-10-24T14:10Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Based on usefulness a scapegoat is my favorite animal"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1982038603359502572)  2025-10-25T10:56Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"My gravestone is going to read . . . he finally got the long nap he wanted"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1985725472643141633)  2025-11-04T15:07Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Imagine falling in love with someone and then finding out they don't like pepperoni pizza"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1987135345821946334)  2025-11-08T12:29Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"No matter how often I shuffle it my playlist is stuck on songs and memories I want to forget"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1987899776965247206)  2025-11-10T15:06Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"My superpower is giving you the middle finger using my eyes only"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1988258972453773438)  2025-11-11T14:54Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"I do really good on my diet for like [--] or [--] hours and then I wake up"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1988583970595119143)  2025-11-12T12:25Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"It's a good sign that you're getting old when any loud noise irritates you"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1988987818371412099)  2025-11-13T15:10Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Nowadays the only time I get asked for sex is on an application form"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1989673576912257418)  2025-11-15T12:35Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Not riding your shopping cart to your car is the first sign of depression"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1990040071463108741)  2025-11-16T12:51Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"The reason us guys post pictures of our cars is because we don't have cleavage"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1990435885200908386)  2025-11-17T15:04Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"The phrase "may God have mercy on your soul" is my favorite phrase about people with no sense of humor"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1990801615507599457)  2025-11-18T15:17Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"If I could make money by taking naps I'd already be a millionaire"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1991116846154891502)  2025-11-19T12:10Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"If only I could go back to the days when having fun ruled out over being tired . . "  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1991540360498327705)  2025-11-20T16:13Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"The difference between the old me & the new me is the new me is getting old"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1992201969759289578)  2025-11-22T12:02Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"I've completed the equivalent of a two hour workout by trying to scratch my back"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1992563508370919787)  2025-11-23T11:58Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Tired and cranky isn't just a feeling. It's a lifestyle"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1992973738829025577)  2025-11-24T15:09Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"I prefer the voices in my head to the voices in my ears"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1993658414908744136)  2025-11-26T12:29Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"My reading glasses help hide the stress and anxiety around my eyes"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1994053526557724691)  2025-11-27T14:39Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"I stopped in Home Depot for weed killer but then this guy asked me if I worked there. I sold him a patio set for a cash discount"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1994749791239029112)  2025-11-29T12:46Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"I'm pretty charming provided you're into men who are serial killers"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1995109192718286924)  2025-11-30T12:34Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Sometimes when I get on the road I just want to drive forever or until I see palm trees"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1999140230775832645)  2025-12-11T15:32Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Music clears the static noise from my cluttered mind"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/2000184781913411793)  2025-12-14T12:43Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Sometimes only bacon and sarcasm can keep me from sobbing"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/2001679609490801018)  2025-12-18T15:43Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"There's no life problem that a good "Fuck this shit" can't solve"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/2002328086650691595)  2025-12-20T10:39Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"The only monster under my bed I can't be friends with is Cookie Monster for obvious reasons"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/2002751642488504504)  2025-12-21T14:42Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"You can't take it with you when you go so leave no love left unspoken and no ice cream in the fridge"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/2003841227540832687)  2025-12-24T14:52Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"My mating call is the sound of a pizza box being opened"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/2005298519054197167)  2025-12-28T15:23Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"If you break into a sweat worrying about what others think nothing changes other than you'll stink"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/2005695921292722588)  2025-12-29T17:42Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"There's only one thing standing in the way of my dreams . . . the law"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/2006741996719976774)  2026-01-01T14:59Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"I just need [--] real life friends and I can finally give up this social media gig"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/2007072722682368454)  2026-01-02T12:53Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"I wish they had a transition shirt size between L and XL . . .but I suppose I will just eat more pizza and go with the XL"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/2008191783638057464)  2026-01-05T15:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"My phone just changed "Hahaha" to "Havana." So apparently my phone thinks I'm Ricky Ricardo"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/2012503246909108338)  2026-01-17T12:32Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Hate it when someone rings my doorbell because then I have to drop everything I'm doing to be quiet and pretend I'm not home"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/2012885255024226313)  2026-01-18T13:50Z [----] followers, 29.3K engagements


"All great days should begin with morning sex pancakes coffee and bacon . . . sadly I only got one those this morning"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/2013651925162430897)  2026-01-20T16:36Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"The grass may be greener on the other side but the beach is far better than the grass any day"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/2014376544089604562)  2026-01-22T16:36Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Pity there is no photoshop or filters for "ugly on the inside" people"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1966143567212204116)  2025-09-11T14:15Z [----] followers, 16.7K engagements


"Some people are like parrots they don't think on their own they just repeat everything other people say . don't be a parrot"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/2015811422429606365)  2026-01-26T15:37Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"I'm a social vegan I don't like meet"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1374059318723678209)  2021-03-22T18:04Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

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