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# ![@MisterAlbie Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:26/cr:twitter::21755789.png) @MisterAlbie Bane

Bane posts on X about kenya, nairobi, twitter, kwanza the most. They currently have [------] followers and [---] posts still getting attention that total [-------] engagements in the last [--] hours.

### Engagements: [-------] [#](/creator/twitter::21755789/interactions)
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### Mentions: [--] [#](/creator/twitter::21755789/posts_active)
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### Social Influence

**Social category influence**
[countries](/list/countries)  16.87% [technology brands](/list/technology-brands)  7.83% [social networks](/list/social-networks)  6.63% [travel destinations](/list/travel-destinations)  5.42% [currencies](/list/currencies)  #2081 [finance](/list/finance)  3.01% [celebrities](/list/celebrities)  1.81% [stocks](/list/stocks)  1.2% [champions league](/list/champions-league)  1.2% [automotive brands](/list/automotive-brands)  1.2%

**Social topic influence**
[kenya](/topic/kenya) #253, [nairobi](/topic/nairobi) 4.82%, [twitter](/topic/twitter) 4.82%, [kwanza](/topic/kwanza) #22, [baba](/topic/baba) 3.01%, [raila](/topic/raila) 2.41%, [babu](/topic/babu) 1.2%, [ai](/topic/ai) 1.2%, [white](/topic/white) #1073, [social](/topic/social) #688

**Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by**
[@k2grind](/creator/undefined) [@grok](/creator/undefined) [@mutindah](/creator/undefined) [@kadendiwachosi](/creator/undefined) [@idiskey](/creator/undefined) [@jamtoka](/creator/undefined) [@ojodomo2003](/creator/undefined) [@mrwhite777](/creator/undefined) [@gitts](/creator/undefined) [@bettkmax](/creator/undefined) [@teyakev](/creator/undefined) [@badmanfreke](/creator/undefined) [@esqdalmasj](/creator/undefined) [@edwinsifuna](/creator/undefined) [@afstaseed](/creator/undefined) [@lindahmbaisi](/creator/undefined) [@yacoubadiallo1](/creator/undefined) [@andreaswais](/creator/undefined) [@istaseedtesting](/creator/undefined) [@nsarrwanda](/creator/undefined)

**Top assets mentioned**
[Frontline Ltd. (FRO)](/topic/$fro) [Uber Technologies, Inc. (UBER)](/topic/$uber) [PSYOP (PSYOP)](/topic/$psyop)
### Top Social Posts
Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours

"The Russian guy: Sex goes with feelingsyou can't have sex with a person you don't love Sex goes with feelingsyou can't have sex with a person you don't love"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MisterAlbie/status/2022295438783640061)  2026-02-13T13:02Z 36K followers, 29.5K engagements


"Kenya Kwanza and ODM who want Sifuna out will be shitting bricks after watching this. Standing ovation"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MisterAlbie/status/2022738426559373670)  2026-02-14T18:23Z 36K followers, 13.2K engagements


"Kenyan international footballer Collins Sichenje moves from Serbian SuperLiga side FK Vojvodina to Charlton Athletic"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MisterAlbie/status/2018678278714712347)  2026-02-03T13:29Z 36K followers, [---] engagements


"Kenyans are masters in giving nicknames. All our presidents have 3-4 different nicknames Naming Nigeria "Abegistan" is wild. I still haven't recovered. I'll never recover. Naming Nigeria "Abegistan" is wild. I still haven't recovered. I'll never recover"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MisterAlbie/status/2019429197865971905)  2026-02-05T15:13Z 36K followers, 45.9K engagements


"This government is full of hypersexualized individuals On stage beneficiaries of KSH.160M Nyota Empowerment fund that President William Ruto has disbursed in Kilifi today. Before [----] we will see all manner of things. https://t.co/L7j63SGTGm On stage beneficiaries of KSH.160M Nyota Empowerment fund that President William Ruto has disbursed in Kilifi today. Before [----] we will see all manner of things. https://t.co/L7j63SGTGm"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MisterAlbie/status/2019438892278309105)  2026-02-05T15:52Z 36K followers, 16.2K engagements


"Gaucho anararua kurarua I've seen enough widows to know that only broke widows suffer the loss of their husbands. I love Ida's new glow. ๐Ÿ˜ https://t.co/pPIEuVnmXz I've seen enough widows to know that only broke widows suffer the loss of their husbands. I love Ida's new glow. ๐Ÿ˜ https://t.co/pPIEuVnmXz"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MisterAlbie/status/2019443623465455906)  2026-02-05T16:10Z 36K followers, [----] engagements


"These are the true Baba followers not those other leeches and ticks who were out for their own selfish interests Edwin Sifuna James Orengo & Babu Owino launch Linda Mwananchi tour https://t.co/PcZzC3SknT Edwin Sifuna James Orengo & Babu Owino launch Linda Mwananchi tour https://t.co/PcZzC3SknT"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MisterAlbie/status/2019447164313666043)  2026-02-05T16:24Z 36K followers, 15.9K engagements


"Jason Stratham or Vin Diesel Which actor comes to your mind https://t.co/AuDsJlaCkN Which actor comes to your mind https://t.co/AuDsJlaCkN"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MisterAlbie/status/2019520215131013466)  2026-02-05T21:15Z 36K followers, [---] engagements


"Kenyans are being used as meat fodder by the Russians in the frontline invasions. This government has actively sent citizens to their deaths in the name of international jobs"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MisterAlbie/status/2019734732561592469)  2026-02-06T11:27Z 36K followers, [----] engagements


"Stage managed. Stage managed. Games of Urban If not so the security team should go home today. https://t.co/4C9IuSMSdr Stage managed. Games of Urban If not so the security team should go home today. https://t.co/4C9IuSMSdr"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MisterAlbie/status/2019770044545175831)  2026-02-06T13:47Z 36K followers, [----] engagements


"@KadendiWachosi @BettKMax @TeyaKev Betts question is if murder can be settled out of court"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MisterAlbie/status/2020099402040287472)  2026-02-07T11:36Z 36K followers, [--] engagements


"Candace Owens loved Charlie Kirk more than the wife will ever do ๐Ÿšจ Candace Owens says Charlie Kirk could astral project and would effect lights he would pass "Charlie and I spoke a lot about his third eye. We spoke about the street lamps that would go off when he would run. We spoke about the fact that we could both astral project." https://t.co/k8gfv7ge8G ๐Ÿšจ Candace Owens says Charlie Kirk could astral project and would effect lights he would pass "Charlie and I spoke a lot about his third eye. We spoke about the street lamps that would go off when he would run. We spoke about the fact that"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MisterAlbie/status/2020122362641854790)  2026-02-07T13:07Z 36K followers, [---] engagements


"Morocco is the Israel of Africa. Always wanting to be treated special while committing all manner of atrocitoes then gaslighting people when called out So Morocco Didnt Just Start This Today ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿพโ™‚ https://t.co/RGJjSyhM1K So Morocco Didnt Just Start This Today ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿพโ™‚ https://t.co/RGJjSyhM1K"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MisterAlbie/status/2020199212843962544)  2026-02-07T18:13Z 36K followers, [----] engagements


"Whats the end goal for these two Siku hizi anaita Kanyari Daddy https://t.co/2BT99hYJbR Siku hizi anaita Kanyari Daddy https://t.co/2BT99hYJbR"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MisterAlbie/status/2020805725363003449)  2026-02-09T10:23Z 36K followers, 25.3K engagements


"Says the person working for the Kenya Kwanza government ๐Ÿ˜† Sifuna will not remain in ODM because he is conflicted - John Mbadi https://t.co/lveaL7DhK6 Sifuna will not remain in ODM because he is conflicted - John Mbadi https://t.co/lveaL7DhK6"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MisterAlbie/status/2020872443666002420)  2026-02-09T14:48Z 36K followers, [----] engagements


"Anyone who has the link to the videos Ronald Karauri has committed political suicide. So sad. Ronald Karauri has committed political suicide. So sad"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MisterAlbie/status/2020952704881697146)  2026-02-09T20:07Z 36K followers, 23.3K engagements


"Look how easy life becomes for everyone when public officers do what they were hired to do. After the declaration by Coast Regional Police Commander Ali Nuno the Panga Boys have vanished from the streets of Mombasa. https://t.co/hrj06PHpsk After the declaration by Coast Regional Police Commander Ali Nuno the Panga Boys have vanished from the streets of Mombasa. https://t.co/hrj06PHpsk"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MisterAlbie/status/2020954135697437140)  2026-02-09T20:13Z 36K followers, 16.7K engagements


"From the screenshots I have seen flying around the legal fraternity in Nairobi is Kenyas Epstein files. Very very nasty stuff"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MisterAlbie/status/2021153752653123739)  2026-02-10T09:26Z 36K followers, [----] engagements


"We want those TZ socialites The Ronald Karauri saga is a tough one. A wife working hard as a pilot only for her husband to cheat with a Tanzanian socialite who has the audacity to post pics in their matrimonial bedroom wearing Ronalds undies. What do men really want The Ronald Karauri saga is a tough one. A wife working hard as a pilot only for her husband to cheat with a Tanzanian socialite who has the audacity to post pics in their matrimonial bedroom wearing Ronalds undies. What do men really want"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MisterAlbie/status/2021225532902318529)  2026-02-10T14:11Z 36K followers, [----] engagements


"@BadmanFreke @grok is this factual"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MisterAlbie/status/2021305643970236562)  2026-02-10T19:29Z 36K followers, 10.9K engagements


"Is it too late to be a lawyer @Esq_Dalmas_J Counsel ๐Ÿ˜‚ https://t.co/Cvz6ZiE6Yb @Esq_Dalmas_J Counsel ๐Ÿ˜‚ https://t.co/Cvz6ZiE6Yb"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MisterAlbie/status/2021309686176256217)  2026-02-10T19:45Z 36K followers, [----] engagements


"Nairobi County [----] Governor - Senator - Edwin Sifuna โœ… Woman Rep - Crystal Asige โœ…"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MisterAlbie/status/2021620277969666341)  2026-02-11T16:20Z 36K followers, [----] engagements


"Its like this government did learn from Rigathis impeachment. When an opponent is in a system you can manage them inside the confines of that system. Now @edwinsifuna is a free man. No one to stop him"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MisterAlbie/status/2021621954227437867)  2026-02-11T16:26Z 36K followers, [----] engagements


"@AFSTA_Seed @LindahMbaisi @YacoubaDIALLO1 @andreas_wais @ISTAseedtesting @NSAR_Rwanda @SeedFed @kenyaseedltd @STAKenya @dukierm @rutgergroot @PatNanteza Congratulations"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MisterAlbie/status/2021901471155941706)  2026-02-12T10:57Z 36K followers, [--] engagements


"The only thing that works on Twitter without fail is Algorithms ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MisterAlbie/status/2021960859208307163)  2026-02-12T14:53Z 36K followers, [----] engagements


"This is what South African guys said about them too. I simply dont think its possible for a kenyan man and a Nigerian woman to have a long lasting relationship. The cultural societal gap is just too wide. I interacted with one pale kilimani. The provocative tonethe loudness to a point a casual conversation looks like shes I simply dont think its possible for a kenyan man and a Nigerian woman to have a long lasting relationship. The cultural societal gap is just too wide. I interacted with one pale kilimani. The provocative tonethe loudness to a point a casual conversation looks like shes"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MisterAlbie/status/2022052742563594259)  2026-02-12T20:58Z 36K followers, [----] engagements


"No more vetting plus opening of the border. Do the math. Kenya-Somalia border which was closed [--] years ago will be formally reopened in April this year President William Ruto says; follows resolution of the National Security Council. https://t.co/IKKVdcgn16 Kenya-Somalia border which was closed [--] years ago will be formally reopened in April this year President William Ruto says; follows resolution of the National Security Council. https://t.co/IKKVdcgn16"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MisterAlbie/status/2022056318614602039)  2026-02-12T21:12Z 36K followers, [---] engagements


"@idiskey Especially trafficking and privacy laws"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MisterAlbie/status/2022328222516716015)  2026-02-13T15:13Z 36K followers, [--] engagements


"Foreigners rating our women as easy from their interactions on dating apps ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿฝโ™‚ That Russian guy has just reminded me of this dude. Your wimin are the Filipinos of Africa. Wamama wa Women Action mama mboga baddies. jamaa anageuza wote kama mbavu za Kikopey. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ https://t.co/1MV8Whmp7T That Russian guy has just reminded me of this dude. Your wimin are the Filipinos of Africa. Wamama wa Women Action mama mboga baddies. jamaa anageuza wote kama mbavu za Kikopey. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ https://t.co/1MV8Whmp7T"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MisterAlbie/status/2022337996620759129)  2026-02-13T15:52Z 36K followers, [----] engagements


"@K2grind @JosephVic0 @ShaffieWeru https://x.com/kamau_k7/status/1717224540156096831 Shaffie Weru was cancelled and fired by KISS FM because he told ladies that they should not go out with a man without knowing his clear intentions after a meet up. He also said ladies should be held accountable if they decide to go out with a man they dont know and something https://x.com/kamau_k7/status/1717224540156096831 Shaffie Weru was cancelled and fired by KISS FM because he told ladies that they should not go out with a man without knowing his clear intentions after a meet up. He also said ladies"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MisterAlbie/status/2022340932905967974)  2026-02-13T16:03Z 36K followers, [---] engagements


"Man. You can see the disdain in her eyes. The things they say she did she does look like it. You see that look the eyes yes the eyes. The end is so near. Very near. Such a pity https://t.co/SXGG31aPJP You see that look the eyes yes the eyes. The end is so near. Very near. Such a pity https://t.co/SXGG31aPJP"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MisterAlbie/status/2022766627813560414)  2026-02-14T20:15Z 36K followers, 103.7K engagements


"@Gabriel_gunner2 night shift tuko ready"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MisterAlbie/status/2022798969265344768)  2026-02-14T22:23Z 36K followers, [----] engagements


"That Russian guy hitting on Kenyan chicks then laying them has a [--] percent conversion rate. Madness"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MisterAlbie/status/2022256979947798541)  2026-02-13T10:30Z 36K followers, 27.1K engagements


"If its true about that Njugush story Kenyan celebrity coupling hukuwa na mashida mingi sana"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MisterAlbie/status/2022655103216554460)  2026-02-14T12:52Z 36K followers, 36.8K engagements


"AI was a tech fad that will soon fade out. AI as tech will be with us forever but I dont see us getting anything perfect. AI wiLL RePlAcE eVeRy WhItE cOllAr JoB https://t.co/rZEZKJKJUX AI wiLL RePlAcE eVeRy WhItE cOllAr JoB https://t.co/rZEZKJKJUX"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MisterAlbie/status/2022819719753941255)  2026-02-14T23:46Z 36K followers, [---] engagements


"RT @TerryGiant97: Interesting. when it's a woman receiving unwanted nudes suddenly context matters boundaries matter discomfort matters"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MisterAlbie/status/2022845164486529416)  2026-02-15T01:27Z 36K followers, [---] engagements


".@FauzKhalid is definitely going to get a heart attack. After ass kissing a lot of UDA asses they still did him dirty. Regional cargo to be cleared at Naivasha ICD to decongest Mombasa port https://t.co/p0TNMOrTOD Regional cargo to be cleared at Naivasha ICD to decongest Mombasa port https://t.co/p0TNMOrTOD"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MisterAlbie/status/2019730947005141454)  2026-02-06T11:12Z 36K followers, [----] engagements


"This lady with her partner in crime killed an Uber driver and social media has already identified her. The camera that recorded them was infrared so her face was very unrecognizable. Fear social media @WhyUfikelate She has to be found nd pay for what she did with her friends ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก https://t.co/NLjMYwg1IZ @WhyUfikelate She has to be found nd pay for what she did with her friends ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก https://t.co/NLjMYwg1IZ"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MisterAlbie/status/2022247435138121877)  2026-02-13T09:52Z 36K followers, [----] engagements


"Living a clean open life is very underated. I have not seen anyone threatening to spill any dirt on Omwami. Ma baddies wa pale tiktok wameamua kuni kit for Sunday ๐Ÿฆพ๐Ÿฆพ๐Ÿฆพ๐Ÿฆพ Thanks for the love and support bwana. God bless. #TupataneKite https://t.co/CyLSRp1gls Ma baddies wa pale tiktok wameamua kuni kit for Sunday ๐Ÿฆพ๐Ÿฆพ๐Ÿฆพ๐Ÿฆพ Thanks for the love and support bwana. God bless. #TupataneKite https://t.co/CyLSRp1gls"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MisterAlbie/status/2022257907316711820)  2026-02-13T10:33Z 36K followers, 74.8K engagements


"Men have never pretended to have standards that are nonexistent. Ata wanaume niko sure wakikua approached na a white lady hapa kenya.watanaswa wengi sana๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ Ata wanaume niko sure wakikua approached na a white lady hapa kenya.watanaswa wengi sana๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MisterAlbie/status/2022379201542717869)  2026-02-13T18:35Z 36K followers, 56.9K engagements


"@JalangoMwenyewe bro utawezana na hii kweli Kenya Kwanza and ODM who want Sifuna out will be shitting bricks after watching this. Standing ovation. https://t.co/DmZEyiwbND Kenya Kwanza and ODM who want Sifuna out will be shitting bricks after watching this. Standing ovation. https://t.co/DmZEyiwbND"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MisterAlbie/status/2022753183576035743)  2026-02-14T19:21Z 36K followers, [----] engagements


"Juventus red card. Inter will be [--] points clear"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MisterAlbie/status/2022771341087097315)  2026-02-14T20:34Z 36K followers, [---] engagements


"Can he just say Sudi Murkomen and Farouk Nairobi Governor Johnson Sakaja has sensationally accused powerful figures within and closely linked to the national government of attempting to wrest control of key Nairobi city county functions in what he claims is a calculated move to benefit from the countys vast https://t.co/CsP3WpL96U Nairobi Governor Johnson Sakaja has sensationally accused powerful figures within and closely linked to the national government of attempting to wrest control of key Nairobi city county functions in what he claims is a calculated move to benefit from the countys"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MisterAlbie/status/2022781473854525693)  2026-02-14T21:14Z 36K followers, [----] engagements


"I have never been a fan of Kibe and his content but he did call it. Uzuri ya wanaume they always see these things coming. Its up to you to heed the advice or ignore it. This is what Andrew Kibe advised Njugush about mum Celestine exactly [--] years ago to avoid kugongewa and now it has passed.After Russian fear women. https://t.co/5Q7heeNzMM This is what Andrew Kibe advised Njugush about mum Celestine exactly [--] years ago to avoid kugongewa and now it has passed.After Russian fear women. https://t.co/5Q7heeNzMM"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MisterAlbie/status/2022798294057906331)  2026-02-14T22:21Z 36K followers, [----] engagements


"Thank me later. Ngoma yako ya kutest sub woofer nayo Ni gani Ngoma yako ya kutest sub woofer nayo Ni gani"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MisterAlbie/status/2022803492994216208)  2026-02-14T22:41Z 36K followers, [---] engagements


"RT @__olanrewaju__: I hate the fact that I'm beginning to understand why women weren't allowed to talk back then"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MisterAlbie/status/2022839327080808825)  2026-02-15T01:04Z 36K followers, [----] engagements


"So where does this put adoption As I said the only time I will ever buy an EV is when they outlaw ICE. Otherwise EV are just a cash cow for governments The Kenya Roads Board has proposed a distance-based levy on electric vehicles. EV owners may be required to install a tracking gadget to charge them based on kilometres driven. The Kenya Roads Board has proposed a distance-based levy on electric vehicles. EV owners may be required to install a tracking gadget to charge them based on kilometres driven"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MisterAlbie/status/2022951384581386646)  2026-02-15T08:29Z 36K followers, [---] engagements


"Not even if the had protected sex Peoples wives are in this mess and the most concerning this is their privacyMy God how dumb can yall be The privacy of women is being violated and all you care about is how *checks notes* "cheap they are". Really The privacy of women is being violated and all you care about is how *checks notes* "cheap they are". Really"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MisterAlbie/status/2022437258960470296)  2026-02-13T22:26Z 36K followers, [----] engagements


"Are there documented issues for this @JaMtoka @mutindah Honda Vezels are very fast cars when not having transmission issues - have we concluded whether their transmissions are extremely unreliable or its more of Kenyanness happening to them Honda Vezels are very fast cars when not having transmission issues - have we concluded whether their transmissions are extremely unreliable or its more of Kenyanness happening to them"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MisterAlbie/status/2021261789200060588)  2026-02-10T16:35Z 36K followers, [---] engagements


"Hii ni kuabisha bibi mbele ya umati bana. Unless you are openly contesting the paternity of your kids Morara Kebaso states that his wife never gives him a reason to doubt her but he verifies everything explaining that he conducted DNA tests for all his children. https://t.co/IroWdXpri9 Morara Kebaso states that his wife never gives him a reason to doubt her but he verifies everything explaining that he conducted DNA tests for all his children. https://t.co/IroWdXpri9"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MisterAlbie/status/2022279125449232444)  2026-02-13T11:58Z 36K followers, [---] engagements


"Guys if anyone asks those videos are from Zambia"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MisterAlbie/status/2022283400527118611)  2026-02-13T12:15Z 36K followers, [---] engagements


"Yani anapita na wasichana wa Astrology na chakras. Maa ya gai The Russian guy videos in kenya part [--] Mpaka akakula Tweep ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ ghaaaai guess the kenyan tweep https://t.co/9MeNYYCToa The Russian guy videos in kenya part [--] Mpaka akakula Tweep ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ ghaaaai guess the kenyan tweep https://t.co/9MeNYYCToa"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MisterAlbie/status/2022388244286181657)  2026-02-13T19:11Z 36K followers, [----] engagements


"The problem of using AI photos. Why is there a zebra crossing next to a pedestrian bridge Zebra crossing iko hapo kwa nini Tumia. Wacha ku risk bure tumia #SafeWalking #UsalamaBarbarani https://t.co/mshI7yNEs3 Zebra crossing iko hapo kwa nini Tumia. Wacha ku risk bure tumia #SafeWalking #UsalamaBarbarani https://t.co/mshI7yNEs3"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MisterAlbie/status/2019721930472108306)  2026-02-06T10:36Z 36K followers, 83.4K engagements


"@Ojodomo2003 Its not funny at all"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MisterAlbie/status/2022674745368678776)  2026-02-14T14:10Z 36K followers, [--] engagements


"RT @JoshRainerGold: Theres no such thing as mens hockey. If a woman was good enough she could play with the men. Womens hockey is a spec"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MisterAlbie/status/2022758789066219810)  2026-02-14T19:44Z 36K followers, [---] engagements


"RT @EcEssie: You want them to defend prostitution ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MisterAlbie/status/2022797881229373825)  2026-02-14T22:19Z 36K followers, [---] engagements


"RT @Hakeem_Onitolo: Leaving a man for not offering the same thing yall claim only benefits men is crazy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MisterAlbie/status/2022818979136291268)  2026-02-14T23:43Z 36K followers, [----] engagements


"Next game bet: Dortmund win and over [---]. FT: 0-0 We know you guys SIX IN A ROW ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ“ˆ https://t.co/XdlQHMUQJL SIX IN A ROW ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ“ˆ https://t.co/XdlQHMUQJL"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MisterAlbie/status/2022954020177125757)  2026-02-15T08:39Z 36K followers, [---] engagements


"This Russian dude even went to Pastor Kanyaris church to pick women. Zero shame ๐Ÿ˜†"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MisterAlbie/status/2022270992945443257)  2026-02-13T11:25Z 36K followers, 49.5K engagements


"But when we say Not all men yall never listen ๐Ÿ˜† A few viral videos by one Russian man have convinced some men that all Kenyan ladies are "cheap." Yet millions of respectable women went to work school church and home today without cameras on them. Social media amplifies extremes not the silent majority. A few viral videos by one Russian man have convinced some men that all Kenyan ladies are "cheap." Yet millions of respectable women went to work school church and home today without cameras on them. Social media amplifies extremes not the silent majority"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MisterAlbie/status/2022438852007174360)  2026-02-13T22:32Z 36K followers, 86.1K engagements


"Guys on twitter brag sleeping with cheap sex workers bana. Hawajai jifanya special ๐Ÿ˜† Ata wanaume niko sure wakikua approached na a white lady hapa kenya.watanaswa wengi sana๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ Ata wanaume niko sure wakikua approached na a white lady hapa kenya.watanaswa wengi sana๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MisterAlbie/status/2022583246312157639)  2026-02-14T08:06Z 36K followers, 27.3K engagements


"Is that a sample cup GTI or GLC type of evening https://t.co/nd5g91gg5H GTI or GLC type of evening https://t.co/nd5g91gg5H"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MisterAlbie/status/2022656722779938876)  2026-02-14T12:58Z 36K followers, 17K engagements


"You know. I love my car too much Me whenever I am in my car appreciating the greatness of German engineering. https://t.co/pj1kmMIEn2 Me whenever I am in my car appreciating the greatness of German engineering. https://t.co/pj1kmMIEn2"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MisterAlbie/status/2022782549454414094)  2026-02-14T21:18Z 36K followers, [---] engagements


"Why do you like Sports betting"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MisterAlbie/status/2022786914034528380)  2026-02-14T21:35Z 36K followers, [---] engagements


"I also believe its not always some topic they start rather its opportunity they pick up on and fan flames. Which doesnt work because we all know #RutoMustGo Going forward ukiona [---] bloggers wanachangia story jua ni PsyOp. Yule anko wa chai is starting to sound like a Dead Cat strategy agent. Going forward ukiona [---] bloggers wanachangia story jua ni PsyOp. Yule anko wa chai is starting to sound like a Dead Cat strategy agent"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MisterAlbie/status/2023007115053568190)  2026-02-15T12:10Z 36K followers, [---] engagements


"If you forget to shop on Saturdays huku utakaa njaa on Sundays unless you order fast food"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MisterAlbie/status/2023041717625298991)  2026-02-15T14:28Z 36K followers, [----] engagements


"Kwanza hapo I see ndio heaviest ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ Mkienda team building uwekwe kwa group tofauti unapata text "So you can agree to be put in a different group to avoid spending time with me. ๐Ÿ’” Juu tayari ulishapata kitu ulikuwa unataka. I see." ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚ Mkienda team building uwekwe kwa group tofauti unapata text "So you can agree to be put in a different group to avoid spending time with me. ๐Ÿ’” Juu tayari ulishapata kitu ulikuwa unataka. I see." ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MisterAlbie/status/1970144410764779824)  2025-09-22T15:13Z 35.4K followers, [----] engagements


"The red flags in this thread is about a guy who doesnt beg and who just wanted a physical thing without attachments ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ Confession: This is a story of how I became a driver and errand girl for someones son in this building. To give context Ill start from how we met till how he ruined me. https://t.co/3oRogap45h Confession: This is a story of how I became a driver and errand girl for someones son in this building. To give context Ill start from how we met till how he ruined me. https://t.co/3oRogap45h"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MisterAlbie/status/1970554909801029704)  2025-09-23T18:24Z 35.3K followers, [----] engagements


"Or so I heard Ati Kianda school you can't secure a slot without a dad Ati Kianda school you can't secure a slot without a dad"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MisterAlbie/status/1970760600465662378)  2025-09-24T08:01Z 35.3K followers, [----] engagements


"You would be shocked on what she is blending. Its a process that produces a lot of cream. My next door neighbor has a new blender ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ Every hour or two naskia tu ndrrrrrrr hata saa tano ya usiku My next door neighbor has a new blender ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ Every hour or two naskia tu ndrrrrrrr hata saa tano ya usiku"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MisterAlbie/status/1970787820320276880)  2025-09-24T09:50Z 35.3K followers, [----] engagements


"Yani Ababu just dropped his project like that Azziad Nasenyas apartment in Kileleshwa is being auctioned after failing to repay a 25M mortgage. #azziad Fans think she should just go back to dancing on TikTok for politicians "wakiona hii hawawezi jenga hosi na shule." ๐Ÿ˜‚ JOIN BNN PREMIUM https://t.co/6F6lmBatbf https://t.co/Kfl63M65iJ Azziad Nasenyas apartment in Kileleshwa is being auctioned after failing to repay a 25M mortgage. #azziad Fans think she should just go back to dancing on TikTok for politicians "wakiona hii hawawezi jenga hosi na shule." ๐Ÿ˜‚ JOIN BNN PREMIUM"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MisterAlbie/status/1970872315811655949)  2025-09-24T15:25Z 35.3K followers, [----] engagements


"@Karey_mwari It wasnt good at all. She made long term decisions on short term gains"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MisterAlbie/status/1970920861915021557)  2025-09-24T18:38Z 35.4K followers, [--] engagements


"๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜† I tried thinking of doing my masters elsewhere after my undergrad nikashindwa First time in USIU and my goodness kwani sii tulisomea wapi ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ Heh This is one beautiful university. First time in USIU and my goodness kwani sii tulisomea wapi ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ Heh This is one beautiful university"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MisterAlbie/status/1971112336149934421)  2025-09-25T07:19Z 35.3K followers, [----] engagements


"Could it have been sold legally and the proceeds go to a worthy public cause Unlike things like hard drugs or animal artifacts sandalwood has a legit business value SH7.8 MILLION SANDALWOOD CONSIGNMENT DESTROYED IN MARALAL The Senior Principal Magistrates Court in Maralal has directed the destruction of sandalwood valued at approximately Sh7.8 million. The haul weighing [---] tonnes was seized on September [--] [----] at Ntunyu Village in https://t.co/yryB9xtOVL SH7.8 MILLION SANDALWOOD CONSIGNMENT DESTROYED IN MARALAL The Senior Principal Magistrates Court in Maralal has directed the destruction"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MisterAlbie/status/1971253498185646444)  2025-09-25T16:40Z 35.3K followers, [----] engagements


"@EGX67891 Exactly. In the U.S. thats what they do with criminals proceeds that are not illegal things"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MisterAlbie/status/1971257906411770058)  2025-09-25T16:58Z 35.4K followers, [---] engagements


"Mama Calabash is awfully quiet. Hakuna podcast on this I am truly happy for Rama. Denying the father to your children access to his own blood is WICKED. I am truly happy for Rama. Denying the father to your children access to his own blood is WICKED"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MisterAlbie/status/1971288598189412404)  2025-09-25T19:00Z 35.3K followers, [---] engagements


"Damn. There is insecurity and being jealous and then there is this. Huyu even [--] hours wouldnt last with her Good Morning @pmuoge Avoid with a [--] foot pole https://t.co/IIBsnSdgWI Good Morning @pmuoge Avoid with a [--] foot pole https://t.co/IIBsnSdgWI"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MisterAlbie/status/1971478981498302791)  2025-09-26T07:36Z 35.4K followers, [----] engagements


"@K2grind Yap. In hygienic spaces"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MisterAlbie/status/1971900822696198528)  2025-09-27T11:32Z 35.3K followers, [---] engagements


"The fuck ๐Ÿคฎ Kisumu Woman Representative Ruth Odinga wows the crowd with her dancing skills. She is eyeing the Kisumu gubernatorial seat in [----]. https://t.co/OOXuCJ6T46 Kisumu Woman Representative Ruth Odinga wows the crowd with her dancing skills. She is eyeing the Kisumu gubernatorial seat in [----]. https://t.co/OOXuCJ6T46"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MisterAlbie/status/1971915063901761965)  2025-09-27T12:29Z 35.3K followers, [----] engagements


"Why is Bruno a penalty taker btw"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MisterAlbie/status/1971924670539808955)  2025-09-27T13:07Z 35.4K followers, [----] engagements


"Kwani hii ni mali ya that Grand Camel if you are a keen KOX you can join the dots. https://t.co/8h9VQ2BnQj if you are a keen KOX you can join the dots. https://t.co/8h9VQ2BnQj"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MisterAlbie/status/1972513060599513551)  2025-09-29T04:05Z 35.3K followers, [----] engagements


"@fndaga Sana ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MisterAlbie/status/1972571572377698609)  2025-09-29T07:58Z 35.4K followers, [---] engagements


"Hata kama we wanted her in Nairobi this is what people paid to see this @spmbuzz Tems.๐Ÿ”ฅ https://t.co/AJTn5Z1OHU @spmbuzz Tems.๐Ÿ”ฅ https://t.co/AJTn5Z1OHU"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MisterAlbie/status/1972697257997652335)  2025-09-29T16:17Z 35.4K followers, [----] engagements


"Why is Gold rising this fast out of the blues BREAKING: Gold price hits new record high now trading at $3842 an ounce. BREAKING: Gold price hits new record high now trading at $3842 an ounce"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MisterAlbie/status/1972897390115057839)  2025-09-30T05:32Z 35.4K followers, [---] engagements


"After refusing to pay Tony the [--] million and fleeing the country this mama went underground and the way she was vocal on Twitter This aged well. https://t.co/WAHY2Ypx6d This aged well. https://t.co/WAHY2Ypx6d"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MisterAlbie/status/1972982529838973281)  2025-09-30T11:11Z 35.4K followers, 35.4K engagements


"Mogo car loans ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MisterAlbie/status/1973017527560331645)  2025-09-30T13:30Z 35.4K followers, [----] engagements


"What do you mean kuniibiaaaa Tena Unless you are a special kind of retard why would you bet with Betika again REPOST @betikaKe wanataka kuniibiaaaa Tena why did they remove the Everton game They have lost a customer forever NOW๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿฟ https://t.co/ZUBsPvjnXB REPOST @betikaKe wanataka kuniibiaaaa Tena why did they remove the Everton game They have lost a customer forever NOW๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿฟ https://t.co/ZUBsPvjnXB"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MisterAlbie/status/1973047955486638293)  2025-09-30T15:31Z 35.3K followers, [----] engagements


"Banter ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ You'll never walk alone but sometimes you walk out without points ๐Ÿคทโ™‚ #UCL https://t.co/oFsyQ2xfSv You'll never walk alone but sometimes you walk out without points ๐Ÿคทโ™‚ #UCL https://t.co/oFsyQ2xfSv"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MisterAlbie/status/1973278858012139703)  2025-10-01T06:48Z 35.3K followers, [---] engagements


"Trade in bs iPhone [--] Pro Max Top of the day 16Pro Max 1tb https://t.co/4evcQNXSAY Top of the day 16Pro Max 1tb https://t.co/4evcQNXSAY"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MisterAlbie/status/1973336023003439341)  2025-10-01T10:35Z 35.3K followers, [----] engagements


"You have become one of the best fishermen I have ever come across. Elite skills man. I need to get serious about this wife thing fr. Hata si uvuvi nahitaji mchumba mwandani as they call it. I need to get serious about this wife thing fr. Hata si uvuvi nahitaji mchumba mwandani as they call it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MisterAlbie/status/1973376786693234806)  2025-10-01T13:17Z 35.3K followers, 12.5K engagements


"Barbs ni doe Why are you shocked by Kenyans being barbs Some of you huwa na some parasocial relationships with your fellow big wigs hapa ๐Ÿ˜‚ mnatetea watu hamjui Why are you shocked by Kenyans being barbs Some of you huwa na some parasocial relationships with your fellow big wigs hapa ๐Ÿ˜‚ mnatetea watu hamjui"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MisterAlbie/status/1974160391354859979)  2025-10-03T17:11Z 35.3K followers, [----] engagements


"They have started ๐Ÿ˜‚ Government waives Sh1000 national ID replacement fee until after [----] polls move to ensure no Kenyan is denied chance to register as a voter President Ruto says. https://t.co/elVVt4vUVG Government waives Sh1000 national ID replacement fee until after [----] polls move to ensure no Kenyan is denied chance to register as a voter President Ruto says. https://t.co/elVVt4vUVG"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MisterAlbie/status/1974512634511704309)  2025-10-04T16:31Z 35.4K followers, [----] engagements


"Nani hao wanataka kusema ati the Baba death scare has influenced this Earlier today I tendered my resignation from the position of the Vice Chairperson of the @compensationke. I will continue to agitate for Justice for all Victims and pursue all key deliverables I had set out to attain. https://t.co/I0QhfRNpP1 Earlier today I tendered my resignation from the position of the Vice Chairperson of the @compensationke. I will continue to agitate for Justice for all Victims and pursue all key deliverables I had set out to attain. https://t.co/I0QhfRNpP1"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MisterAlbie/status/1975206917481156963)  2025-10-06T14:30Z 35.4K followers, [----] engagements


"@MwendaKev ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ for real for real"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MisterAlbie/status/1975234777809592812)  2025-10-06T16:20Z 35.4K followers, [---] engagements


"What happened to Mercy Taurus"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MisterAlbie/status/1975436690933359113)  2025-10-07T05:43Z 35.4K followers, [----] engagements


"The only other wild celebration in Kenya that would top this guys demise is Hussein Machozis death. Pray for Raila ODM MP appeals https://t.co/H1Ws7ssKIg https://t.co/W10h44nWhZ Pray for Raila ODM MP appeals https://t.co/H1Ws7ssKIg https://t.co/W10h44nWhZ"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MisterAlbie/status/1975549091070562798)  2025-10-07T13:09Z 35.4K followers, 121.3K engagements


"These are the wonders of the modern world I have never understood how KMTC students be looking so beautiful but when you go to hospitals you never find them ๐Ÿ’€. I have never understood how KMTC students be looking so beautiful but when you go to hospitals you never find them ๐Ÿ’€"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MisterAlbie/status/1975553859356664312)  2025-10-07T13:28Z 35.4K followers, [---] engagements


"@Mr90Plus But inakuwanga ushenzi man. Sijui Obama made me sacrifice my dreams sijui If you did something for someone and all went well why do you feel the need to keep reminding the world"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MisterAlbie/status/1975610608335847916)  2025-10-07T17:14Z 35.4K followers, [----] engagements


"@3TuskerBeers Every fucking time. Will Smith yeye alizoea"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MisterAlbie/status/1975790228062543891)  2025-10-08T05:07Z 35.4K followers, [----] engagements


"Robert Burale has started suing people. What did Alex Mwakideu do to him ๐Ÿ˜†"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MisterAlbie/status/1976190519601496113)  2025-10-09T07:38Z 35.4K followers, 348.1K engagements


"How would Ruto have stopped a project that was 75% complete (give or take) and funded by AfDB not the government Are you mad Dear Kikuyus this is the KenolMarua dual carriageway serving Kirinyaga Nyeri and Muranga counties. The project was initiated by Uhuru Kenyatta but is being completed by President Ruto. Remember if Ruto were bad he would have stopped this road and theres nothing you could https://t.co/vyA5ptHXH1 Dear Kikuyus this is the KenolMarua dual carriageway serving Kirinyaga Nyeri and Muranga counties. The project was initiated by Uhuru Kenyatta but is being completed by President"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MisterAlbie/status/1976193791783731456)  2025-10-09T07:51Z 35.4K followers, 30.4K engagements


"@Elvis_Localman What has sold it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MisterAlbie/status/1976414317265420433)  2025-10-09T22:27Z 35.4K followers, [--] engagements


"He accused her over some past case which she was the judge and he was a party RT @Mwirigi What's SK doing at Martha Koomes hearing"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MisterAlbie/status/197643186179551232)  2012-05-02T11:06Z 33K followers, [--] engagements


"Dating a single mum is not for the faint hearted. It requires sacrifice Weuh https://t.co/ofOu9Zek0N https://t.co/ofOu9Zek0N"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MisterAlbie/status/1976939743524130879)  2025-10-11T09:15Z 35.4K followers, [----] engagements


"@K2grind @mutindah @grok what car is this"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MisterAlbie/status/1977311001134747652)  2025-10-12T09:50Z 35.4K followers, [--] engagements


"After devolution this argument became moot. There is no reason that any region of Kenya should be largely underdeveloped right now. This argument then goes to Nyeri v Kirinyaga Kirinyaga v Muranga then Muranga v Nyandarua and then Central v Rift valley Nairobi v Western coast v nyanza eastern V North eastern all without redress of the resource inequities Kenya has suffered over time. This argument then goes to Nyeri v Kirinyaga Kirinyaga v Muranga then Muranga v Nyandarua and then Central v Rift valley Nairobi v Western coast v nyanza eastern V North eastern all without redress of the"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MisterAlbie/status/1977320430861258964)  2025-10-12T10:28Z 35.4K followers, [----] engagements


"@wuodosur @HusamSensei I am asking you post devolution how have these counties not developed Imagine [--] years later still blaming historical injustices like its only particular regions suffered from them. Did you know Central Kenya remained undeveloped for [--] years of Moi"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MisterAlbie/status/1977328901010723053)  2025-10-12T11:02Z 35.4K followers, [--] engagements


"When I say investing why do you assume that I meant there was nothing there Today if I steal money and invest in South Africa does that mean there was nothing in South Africa. Uko na ujinga sana hata wewe. Politicians are stealing money and investing in Dubai. Does that mean there is nothing in Dubai"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MisterAlbie/status/1977333289196159434)  2025-10-12T11:19Z 35.4K followers, [---] engagements


"So China has the U.S by the balls by leveraging on their rare earth minerals. Trump trade war with China is backfiring on him"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MisterAlbie/status/1977344108893979015)  2025-10-12T12:02Z 35.4K followers, [----] engagements


"101 on why rare earth minerals are important to the U.S and how China has them by the throat Many people actually do not have the full picture of this rare earth crisis. Here it is: [--]. Rare earth is not rare but only China has the refining ability especially the ability to refine heavy rare earths. Even rare earths from the United States need to be transported to Many people actually do not have the full picture of this rare earth crisis. Here it is: [--]. Rare earth is not rare but only China has the refining ability especially the ability to refine heavy rare earths. Even rare earths from the"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MisterAlbie/status/1977344805265981677)  2025-10-12T12:05Z 35.4K followers, [---] engagements


"Nairobi River has to be one of the most cleaned rivers in Africa. No [--] years pass without it being cleaned President Ruto says government partnering City Hall and private sector to restore order clean Nairobi River fix roads and light up estates; says Nairobi city must reflect Kenya's image. https://t.co/veXyCqcQi5 President Ruto says government partnering City Hall and private sector to restore order clean Nairobi River fix roads and light up estates; says Nairobi city must reflect Kenya's image. https://t.co/veXyCqcQi5"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MisterAlbie/status/1977348970054635822)  2025-10-12T12:21Z 35.4K followers, [---] engagements


"@Rael_l_ Is it usually so hard to just keep quiet ukishindwa Like if you cant prove your point its not a matter of life and death"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MisterAlbie/status/1977349327203815923)  2025-10-12T12:23Z 35.4K followers, [--] engagements


"Kalenjins have been in power for more than that. Rift valley should be like going to South Africa if we are to use your flawed logic This is bullshitI have traversed across the country and this is my take: Mt Kenya has those roads because of Kikuyu privilege not because they have sijui better MPs or a punishing electorate. The reason why Mt kenya has had those roads is because they have had [--] presidents a This is bullshitI have traversed across the country and this is my take: Mt Kenya has those roads because of Kikuyu privilege not because they have sijui better MPs or a punishing"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MisterAlbie/status/1977362748305494406)  2025-10-12T13:16Z 35.4K followers, 13K engagements


"@MrWhite_777 Even if [--] percent of the national budget is devolved the same development patterns will still exist. Counties are not mismanaging their budgets because they were given little money. Development is also a mindset thing"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MisterAlbie/status/1977366680943657099)  2025-10-12T13:32Z 35.4K followers, [--] engagements


"@MrWhite_777 This is from the elephant. Stop using historical injustices as the scapegoat for lack of development https://www.theelephant.info/analysis/2023/02/24/devolution-has-not-delivered-for-the-people-of-north-eastern-kenya/ https://www.theelephant.info/analysis/2023/02/24/devolution-has-not-delivered-for-the-people-of-north-eastern-kenya/"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MisterAlbie/status/1977368048605483519)  2025-10-12T13:37Z 35.4K followers, [--] engagements


"Btw I really fear Twitter DCI. Thats why I avoid posting photos here. Yani Mosiria alichukua mtu from the streets then akambeba na gari yake ๐Ÿ˜‚ Someone confirm https://t.co/zRKcmT2ODb Someone confirm https://t.co/zRKcmT2ODb"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MisterAlbie/status/1977372195627184274)  2025-10-12T13:54Z 35.4K followers, 164.2K engagements


"@MudrykCFC15 To make it worse is that they have been planning for this since the first trade war with Trump"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MisterAlbie/status/1977392329263595754)  2025-10-12T15:14Z 35.4K followers, [--] engagements


"@Mkenya_Halisi And edible oils scandal"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MisterAlbie/status/1977643830569767388)  2025-10-13T07:53Z 35.4K followers, [---] engagements


"Hehe if this was the case then Kagundo Road should have been a superhighway by now Not to be that guy but Central Kenya development has more to do with its proximity to the capital citys development network than effectiveness of voters in not allowing 2nd terms. If a politician knows theyll get voted out for not performing they just plan for 5yrs of looting Not to be that guy but Central Kenya development has more to do with its proximity to the capital citys development network than effectiveness of voters in not allowing 2nd terms. If a politician knows theyll get voted out for not"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MisterAlbie/status/1977752255005614175)  2025-10-13T15:04Z 35.4K followers, [----] engagements


"Kenya is just one twisted country. We have become morally bankrupt that even the people we used to hold in high regards are even worse than us. Catholic nun in police custody on suspicion of killing fellow nun in Meru https://t.co/7Y0rIYyRQy Catholic nun in police custody on suspicion of killing fellow nun in Meru https://t.co/7Y0rIYyRQy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MisterAlbie/status/1977784849328210349)  2025-10-13T17:13Z 35.4K followers, [---] engagements


"One thing I will always give it to Daktari is that his children go through the countrys education system. If ever there was a perfect candidate for the ministry of education it would be him. Wasted opportunity. Engine Kukaste Khalwale finally came home after graduation from Kirinyaga University with Bachelor of Science in Computer Science. The family is happy. Congratulations son. https://t.co/BwZO9nqDCf Engine Kukaste Khalwale finally came home after graduation from Kirinyaga University with Bachelor of Science in Computer Science. The family is happy. Congratulations son."  
[X Link](https://x.com/MisterAlbie/status/1977995277312106692)  2025-10-14T07:09Z 35.5K followers, 153.3K engagements


"@Mathenge_UX Exactly. I remember him saying it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MisterAlbie/status/1977998596411994470)  2025-10-14T07:23Z 35.4K followers, [----] engagements


"Which dermatologist in Nairobi do you swear by"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MisterAlbie/status/1978085490210312513)  2025-10-14T13:08Z 35.4K followers, [----] engagements


"Hows Raila doing"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MisterAlbie/status/1978330982794027333)  2025-10-15T05:23Z 35.4K followers, [----] engagements


"If Raila had won Martha Karua would currently be the President of Kenya"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MisterAlbie/status/1978360974060012016)  2025-10-15T07:23Z 35.4K followers, [----] engagements


"ODM has got two choices continue its dalliance with Kenya Kwanza thugs and be buried into oblivion when the winds of change finally blow over or separate get their house in order and be part of the change thats coming"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MisterAlbie/status/1978362345249202418)  2025-10-15T07:28Z 35.4K followers, 29.7K engagements


"I really fear Kenyans on Twitter because the HATE WATCH is one of the best you will ever see. HERE COMES THE DAY https://t.co/5WcMM6LRrH HERE COMES THE DAY https://t.co/5WcMM6LRrH"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MisterAlbie/status/1978372423431999991)  2025-10-15T08:08Z 35.4K followers, 12.9K engagements


"We will never ever forget them our lifetime. The real Freedom Fighters To all the young Kenyans we lost during the struggle May Your Souls Rest In Eternal Peace ๐Ÿ•Š https://t.co/xUAmJBy4d5 To all the young Kenyans we lost during the struggle May Your Souls Rest In Eternal Peace ๐Ÿ•Š https://t.co/xUAmJBy4d5"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MisterAlbie/status/1978378578040340677)  2025-10-15T08:33Z 35.5K followers, 37.8K engagements


"@SirSK017 @SenHamidaK Hata huyu ati mental health. Trash"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MisterAlbie/status/1978392155761655914)  2025-10-15T09:27Z 35.4K followers, [---] engagements


"Sifuna and Babu are not fighting for anything. They have established themselves beyond Baba Junet Mbadi Kajwang(Mathare) Ruth OdingaElachi Aladwa are cooked politically. Babu and Sifuna will have to fight for their survival either by being the victims or the victora Junet Mbadi Kajwang(Mathare) Ruth OdingaElachi Aladwa are cooked politically. Babu and Sifuna will have to fight for their survival either by being the victims or the victora"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MisterAlbie/status/1978465499273891911)  2025-10-15T14:18Z 35.4K followers, [----] engagements


"A Kenyan delegation has gone to India to see Railas body being put in an Airforce plane. Rt Hon RAILA s (RIP) coffin and remains at Kochi International Airport body will be flown by India Airforce Special plane in a few few hours to Nairobi - kenya . https://t.co/ZrIZJXxH5X Rt Hon RAILA s (RIP) coffin and remains at Kochi International Airport body will be flown by India Airforce Special plane in a few few hours to Nairobi - kenya . https://t.co/ZrIZJXxH5X"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MisterAlbie/status/1978509122396987829)  2025-10-15T17:11Z 35.4K followers, 29.5K engagements


"Didnt I see someone complain that Kenya artists are losing it because they havent produced a song about Raila like the way TZ musicians did for Maghufuli Now this one is being roasted BYE BYE ๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿ•Š๐Ÿ’” A SPECIAL TRIBUTE SONG TO RAILA AMOLLO ODINGA ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ BYE BYE BABA OFFICIAL VIDEO PREMIERS TOMORROW AT [--] A.M ON BAHATI KENYA YOUTUBE CHANNEL ๐Ÿ™ REST IN POWER ๐Ÿ•Š๐Ÿ•Š๐Ÿ•Š https://t.co/3E1JJgsfgb BYE BYE ๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿ•Š๐Ÿ’” A SPECIAL TRIBUTE SONG TO RAILA AMOLLO ODINGA ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ BYE BYE BABA OFFICIAL VIDEO PREMIERS TOMORROW AT [--] A.M ON BAHATI KENYA YOUTUBE CHANNEL ๐Ÿ™ REST IN POWER ๐Ÿ•Š๐Ÿ•Š๐Ÿ•Š https://t.co/3E1JJgsfgb"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MisterAlbie/status/1978579478293938203)  2025-10-15T21:51Z 35.4K followers, [--] engagements


"How is this unprecedented when Protestors previously breached the airport BREAKING: Kenyas Chief of Defence Forces General Kahariri urging mourners and supporters who breached airport security to vacate the area. A serious and unprecedented breach in the countrys history. BREAKING: Kenyas Chief of Defence Forces General Kahariri urging mourners and supporters who breached airport security to vacate the area. A serious and unprecedented breach in the countrys history"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MisterAlbie/status/1978727953526599918)  2025-10-16T07:41Z 35.4K followers, [----] engagements


"These politicians tears are knowing a world after Raila is gone will be hard for them Mombasa Governor sheds tears at JKIA https://t.co/K3NHwkNG3V Mombasa Governor sheds tears at JKIA https://t.co/K3NHwkNG3V"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MisterAlbie/status/1978746573262577952)  2025-10-16T08:55Z 35.4K followers, [----] engagements


"I dont think Kenya has ever and will ever have a person loved on this magnitude and who elicits such passion and love from people like @RailaOdinga. Today was testament enough"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MisterAlbie/status/1978849061059830073)  2025-10-16T15:42Z 35.5K followers, [----] engagements


"Kuna some twitter hunnies who are pushing this Luo hate narrative so hard"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MisterAlbie/status/1978849988076544357)  2025-10-16T15:46Z 35.5K followers, [---] engagements


"The person in that stretcher is not Raila ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿฝโ™‚๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿฝโ™‚ Raila Odinga was in bad state when he arrived at the hospital https://t.co/GcUjiT5xY9 Raila Odinga was in bad state when he arrived at the hospital https://t.co/GcUjiT5xY9"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MisterAlbie/status/1978867320081576138)  2025-10-16T16:55Z 35.4K followers, [----] engagements


"@rcnjuguna People are posting random videos"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MisterAlbie/status/1978868692449407340)  2025-10-16T17:00Z 35.5K followers, [---] engagements


"Twitter DCI mlijua huyu ni nani I stood before your casket Baba not in sorrow alone but in gratitude for a life that changed ours forever. Rest well my mentor. ๐Ÿ•Š https://t.co/T2niVtjtls I stood before your casket Baba not in sorrow alone but in gratitude for a life that changed ours forever. Rest well my mentor. ๐Ÿ•Š https://t.co/T2niVtjtls"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MisterAlbie/status/1978913968958701866)  2025-10-16T20:00Z 35.5K followers, 13.8K engagements


"Haiya Gufy Dox is gay Sunday wadhichopo kawaol https://t.co/fXMvejVLYf Sunday wadhichopo kawaol https://t.co/fXMvejVLYf"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MisterAlbie/status/1978917822601269502)  2025-10-16T20:15Z 35.5K followers, [----] engagements


"@vonsigliere He spent a lot of time baba"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MisterAlbie/status/1978918112398299281)  2025-10-16T20:16Z 35.4K followers, [---] engagements


"Some innocent people who were mourning Raila today died because the government you support cant restrain itself. But you still had to find a way to make it about Gachagua. Mr Bacteria @rigathi. Kenyans waited for you at Kasarani today but we gathered you were still overwhelmed by grief. But not to worry the funeral committee is pleased to inform you that we shall have another public viewing at the Nyayo Stadium after mass tomorrow. Don't come Mr Bacteria @rigathi. Kenyans waited for you at Kasarani today but we gathered you were still overwhelmed by grief. But not to worry the funeral"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MisterAlbie/status/1978919821786939594)  2025-10-16T20:23Z 35.5K followers, 11.7K engagements


"Nah. He will never have that aura @MisterAlbie Run for President and get elected twice and you will feel the same. @MisterAlbie Run for President and get elected twice and you will feel the same"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MisterAlbie/status/1979117393851937255)  2025-10-17T09:28Z 35.5K followers, [----] engagements


"Punish Mount Kenya for what Mko na narrative za ushenzi sana People will rally behind Ruto just to punish Mount Kenya Mark this tweet People will rally behind Ruto just to punish Mount Kenya Mark this tweet"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MisterAlbie/status/1979131797695803678)  2025-10-17T10:26Z 35.5K followers, [---] engagements


"@Teirrah_HM @MainNeli_ I am all ears ๐Ÿ‘‚๐Ÿ‘‚"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MisterAlbie/status/1979142276409422281)  2025-10-17T11:07Z 35.4K followers, [---] engagements


"Interest on personal loans. RT @PesaTalk: @MisterAlbie interest rate on what exactly Loans Mortgages"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MisterAlbie/status/233455125543415810)  2012-08-09T06:50Z 31.9K followers, [--] engagements


"Who is talking about 'Eleanor' RT @dunn_can @TheycallmeBiggy @MeisterShalis @TheDragNet Lambo Av. & Shelby GT500. Just coz its a Shelby"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MisterAlbie/status/268264020488888320)  2012-11-13T08:08Z 34.6K followers, [--] engagements


"I'm at Kasarani Police Station http://t.co/laPfNEZ3 http://4sq.com/Syxfrv http://4sq.com/Syxfrv"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MisterAlbie/status/275125682579836930)  2012-12-02T06:34Z 31.9K followers, [--] engagements


"Yani your running mate could not vote for you Ma DVD has been shafted from all angles its not the wife politics running mate"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MisterAlbie/status/309937117260292096)  2013-03-08T08:02Z 32K followers, [--] engagements


"Hehe ni Friday fever Dee. And am paid RT @caroledee: Gah this is so unlike you. Kumbe unajua swa "@MisterAlbie: Ikibamba sana sema raaah"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MisterAlbie/status/337979525130489857)  2013-05-24T17:12Z 31.9K followers, [--] engagements


"*Muthuru RT @JoeWMuchiri: *Thuruare. @VanessaPollyM: I woke up in a new bugatti"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MisterAlbie/status/348519002760433664)  2013-06-22T19:13Z 31.9K followers, [--] engagements


"By the way if you are interested in farming do a lot of due diligence and don't believe so much what you read on Seeds of Gold lol"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MisterAlbie/status/583359721178021888)  2015-04-01T20:06Z 31.9K followers, [--] engagements


"Burundi being ignored by the AU like Rwanda was ignored by UN in [--]. #BurundiIsAfricaToo"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MisterAlbie/status/593640465611653120)  2015-04-30T04:58Z 31.9K followers, [--] engagements


"EAC President Whatsapp Group. Kikwete: Online Uhuru: Online Kagame: Online Museveni: Online Nkurunziza: Left the group #Burundi"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MisterAlbie/status/598476648204398593)  2015-05-13T13:15Z 31.9K followers, [---] engagements


"I love dawn and dusk photos. https://instagram.com/p/x0hbVhJwpn/ https://instagram.com/p/x0hbVhJwpn/"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MisterAlbie/status/606384354500190208)  2015-06-04T08:57Z 31.9K followers, [--] engagements


""Jose Mourinho" is a trademark registered by Chelsea football club under European Union Intellectual Property Office ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MisterAlbie/status/735434118272585728)  2016-05-25T11:35Z 31.9K followers, [--] engagements


"No difference between mainstream media and bloggers. #Presspass"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MisterAlbie/status/744973511316246528)  2016-06-20T19:21Z 31.9K followers, [--] engagements


"Have you watched "Dear Prime Minister" https://x.com/VinieO/status/776478860900696069 British humor is the best. Hands down. I love these people. How can any one not love them https://x.com/VinieO/status/776478860900696069 British humor is the best. Hands down. I love these people. How can any one not love them"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MisterAlbie/status/776676355480154113)  2016-09-16T06:57Z 31.9K followers, [--] engagements


"The things you hear these cabinet secretaries say. it's shocking they went to any school. https://x.com/Mosmog/status/824155500107460608 Treasury CS says proper remuneration of doctors in the public sector will cripple private hospitals who does he work for #HealthOnTrial https://x.com/Mosmog/status/824155500107460608 Treasury CS says proper remuneration of doctors in the public sector will cripple private hospitals who does he work for #HealthOnTrial"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MisterAlbie/status/824183105229651969)  2017-01-25T09:12Z 31.9K followers, [--] engagements


"That Burna Boy is why I am selective of the live shows I go to"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MisterAlbie/status/848766661385736192)  2017-04-03T05:18Z 31.9K followers, [--] engagements


"@ItsBuddhaBlaze Check this Twitter account @WatchesOut. You will salivate"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MisterAlbie/status/854325131249942528)  2017-04-18T13:25Z 31.9K followers, [--] engagements


"Can we still reelect two guys who were accused of crimes against humanity Ask yourself before voting for Uhuru and Ruto https://x.com/PaulKiarie_/status/892731693307658241 https://x.com/PaulKiarie_/status/892731693307658241"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MisterAlbie/status/893088644688379905)  2017-08-03T12:38Z 31.9K followers, [--] engagements


"Many TechLEs will want to deLElop one.RT @vanderwangwe it will be deLEloped RT @gitweeta: Someone should delelop a local content app"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MisterAlbie/status/90136992284815360)  2011-07-10T19:15Z 34.9K followers, [--] engagements


"Batshuayi for Morata and Zappacosta for Victor Moses"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MisterAlbie/status/909419130561888261)  2017-09-17T14:09Z 32K followers, [--] engagements


"RT @BorowitzReport: BREAKING: Dominique Strauss-Kahn Named Head of World Sperm Bank"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MisterAlbie/status/92655853513089027)  2011-07-17T18:04Z 32.5K followers, [--] engagements

Limited data mode. Full metrics available with subscription: lunarcrush.com/pricing

@MisterAlbie Avatar @MisterAlbie Bane

Bane posts on X about kenya, nairobi, twitter, kwanza the most. They currently have [------] followers and [---] posts still getting attention that total [-------] engagements in the last [--] hours.

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  • [--] Week [--] +113%
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Social Influence

Social category influence countries 16.87% technology brands 7.83% social networks 6.63% travel destinations 5.42% currencies #2081 finance 3.01% celebrities 1.81% stocks 1.2% champions league 1.2% automotive brands 1.2%

Social topic influence kenya #253, nairobi 4.82%, twitter 4.82%, kwanza #22, baba 3.01%, raila 2.41%, babu 1.2%, ai 1.2%, white #1073, social #688

Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by @k2grind @grok @mutindah @kadendiwachosi @idiskey @jamtoka @ojodomo2003 @mrwhite777 @gitts @bettkmax @teyakev @badmanfreke @esqdalmasj @edwinsifuna @afstaseed @lindahmbaisi @yacoubadiallo1 @andreaswais @istaseedtesting @nsarrwanda

Top assets mentioned Frontline Ltd. (FRO) Uber Technologies, Inc. (UBER) PSYOP (PSYOP)

Top Social Posts

Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours

"The Russian guy: Sex goes with feelingsyou can't have sex with a person you don't love Sex goes with feelingsyou can't have sex with a person you don't love"
X Link 2026-02-13T13:02Z 36K followers, 29.5K engagements

"Kenya Kwanza and ODM who want Sifuna out will be shitting bricks after watching this. Standing ovation"
X Link 2026-02-14T18:23Z 36K followers, 13.2K engagements

"Kenyan international footballer Collins Sichenje moves from Serbian SuperLiga side FK Vojvodina to Charlton Athletic"
X Link 2026-02-03T13:29Z 36K followers, [---] engagements

"Kenyans are masters in giving nicknames. All our presidents have 3-4 different nicknames Naming Nigeria "Abegistan" is wild. I still haven't recovered. I'll never recover. Naming Nigeria "Abegistan" is wild. I still haven't recovered. I'll never recover"
X Link 2026-02-05T15:13Z 36K followers, 45.9K engagements

"This government is full of hypersexualized individuals On stage beneficiaries of KSH.160M Nyota Empowerment fund that President William Ruto has disbursed in Kilifi today. Before [----] we will see all manner of things. https://t.co/L7j63SGTGm On stage beneficiaries of KSH.160M Nyota Empowerment fund that President William Ruto has disbursed in Kilifi today. Before [----] we will see all manner of things. https://t.co/L7j63SGTGm"
X Link 2026-02-05T15:52Z 36K followers, 16.2K engagements

"Gaucho anararua kurarua I've seen enough widows to know that only broke widows suffer the loss of their husbands. I love Ida's new glow. ๐Ÿ˜ https://t.co/pPIEuVnmXz I've seen enough widows to know that only broke widows suffer the loss of their husbands. I love Ida's new glow. ๐Ÿ˜ https://t.co/pPIEuVnmXz"
X Link 2026-02-05T16:10Z 36K followers, [----] engagements

"These are the true Baba followers not those other leeches and ticks who were out for their own selfish interests Edwin Sifuna James Orengo & Babu Owino launch Linda Mwananchi tour https://t.co/PcZzC3SknT Edwin Sifuna James Orengo & Babu Owino launch Linda Mwananchi tour https://t.co/PcZzC3SknT"
X Link 2026-02-05T16:24Z 36K followers, 15.9K engagements

"Jason Stratham or Vin Diesel Which actor comes to your mind https://t.co/AuDsJlaCkN Which actor comes to your mind https://t.co/AuDsJlaCkN"
X Link 2026-02-05T21:15Z 36K followers, [---] engagements

"Kenyans are being used as meat fodder by the Russians in the frontline invasions. This government has actively sent citizens to their deaths in the name of international jobs"
X Link 2026-02-06T11:27Z 36K followers, [----] engagements

"Stage managed. Stage managed. Games of Urban If not so the security team should go home today. https://t.co/4C9IuSMSdr Stage managed. Games of Urban If not so the security team should go home today. https://t.co/4C9IuSMSdr"
X Link 2026-02-06T13:47Z 36K followers, [----] engagements

"@KadendiWachosi @BettKMax @TeyaKev Betts question is if murder can be settled out of court"
X Link 2026-02-07T11:36Z 36K followers, [--] engagements

"Candace Owens loved Charlie Kirk more than the wife will ever do ๐Ÿšจ Candace Owens says Charlie Kirk could astral project and would effect lights he would pass "Charlie and I spoke a lot about his third eye. We spoke about the street lamps that would go off when he would run. We spoke about the fact that we could both astral project." https://t.co/k8gfv7ge8G ๐Ÿšจ Candace Owens says Charlie Kirk could astral project and would effect lights he would pass "Charlie and I spoke a lot about his third eye. We spoke about the street lamps that would go off when he would run. We spoke about the fact that"
X Link 2026-02-07T13:07Z 36K followers, [---] engagements

"Morocco is the Israel of Africa. Always wanting to be treated special while committing all manner of atrocitoes then gaslighting people when called out So Morocco Didnt Just Start This Today ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿพโ™‚ https://t.co/RGJjSyhM1K So Morocco Didnt Just Start This Today ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿพโ™‚ https://t.co/RGJjSyhM1K"
X Link 2026-02-07T18:13Z 36K followers, [----] engagements

"Whats the end goal for these two Siku hizi anaita Kanyari Daddy https://t.co/2BT99hYJbR Siku hizi anaita Kanyari Daddy https://t.co/2BT99hYJbR"
X Link 2026-02-09T10:23Z 36K followers, 25.3K engagements

"Says the person working for the Kenya Kwanza government ๐Ÿ˜† Sifuna will not remain in ODM because he is conflicted - John Mbadi https://t.co/lveaL7DhK6 Sifuna will not remain in ODM because he is conflicted - John Mbadi https://t.co/lveaL7DhK6"
X Link 2026-02-09T14:48Z 36K followers, [----] engagements

"Anyone who has the link to the videos Ronald Karauri has committed political suicide. So sad. Ronald Karauri has committed political suicide. So sad"
X Link 2026-02-09T20:07Z 36K followers, 23.3K engagements

"Look how easy life becomes for everyone when public officers do what they were hired to do. After the declaration by Coast Regional Police Commander Ali Nuno the Panga Boys have vanished from the streets of Mombasa. https://t.co/hrj06PHpsk After the declaration by Coast Regional Police Commander Ali Nuno the Panga Boys have vanished from the streets of Mombasa. https://t.co/hrj06PHpsk"
X Link 2026-02-09T20:13Z 36K followers, 16.7K engagements

"From the screenshots I have seen flying around the legal fraternity in Nairobi is Kenyas Epstein files. Very very nasty stuff"
X Link 2026-02-10T09:26Z 36K followers, [----] engagements

"We want those TZ socialites The Ronald Karauri saga is a tough one. A wife working hard as a pilot only for her husband to cheat with a Tanzanian socialite who has the audacity to post pics in their matrimonial bedroom wearing Ronalds undies. What do men really want The Ronald Karauri saga is a tough one. A wife working hard as a pilot only for her husband to cheat with a Tanzanian socialite who has the audacity to post pics in their matrimonial bedroom wearing Ronalds undies. What do men really want"
X Link 2026-02-10T14:11Z 36K followers, [----] engagements

"@BadmanFreke @grok is this factual"
X Link 2026-02-10T19:29Z 36K followers, 10.9K engagements

"Is it too late to be a lawyer @Esq_Dalmas_J Counsel ๐Ÿ˜‚ https://t.co/Cvz6ZiE6Yb @Esq_Dalmas_J Counsel ๐Ÿ˜‚ https://t.co/Cvz6ZiE6Yb"
X Link 2026-02-10T19:45Z 36K followers, [----] engagements

"Nairobi County [----] Governor - Senator - Edwin Sifuna โœ… Woman Rep - Crystal Asige โœ…"
X Link 2026-02-11T16:20Z 36K followers, [----] engagements

"Its like this government did learn from Rigathis impeachment. When an opponent is in a system you can manage them inside the confines of that system. Now @edwinsifuna is a free man. No one to stop him"
X Link 2026-02-11T16:26Z 36K followers, [----] engagements

"@AFSTA_Seed @LindahMbaisi @YacoubaDIALLO1 @andreas_wais @ISTAseedtesting @NSAR_Rwanda @SeedFed @kenyaseedltd @STAKenya @dukierm @rutgergroot @PatNanteza Congratulations"
X Link 2026-02-12T10:57Z 36K followers, [--] engagements

"The only thing that works on Twitter without fail is Algorithms ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚"
X Link 2026-02-12T14:53Z 36K followers, [----] engagements

"This is what South African guys said about them too. I simply dont think its possible for a kenyan man and a Nigerian woman to have a long lasting relationship. The cultural societal gap is just too wide. I interacted with one pale kilimani. The provocative tonethe loudness to a point a casual conversation looks like shes I simply dont think its possible for a kenyan man and a Nigerian woman to have a long lasting relationship. The cultural societal gap is just too wide. I interacted with one pale kilimani. The provocative tonethe loudness to a point a casual conversation looks like shes"
X Link 2026-02-12T20:58Z 36K followers, [----] engagements

"No more vetting plus opening of the border. Do the math. Kenya-Somalia border which was closed [--] years ago will be formally reopened in April this year President William Ruto says; follows resolution of the National Security Council. https://t.co/IKKVdcgn16 Kenya-Somalia border which was closed [--] years ago will be formally reopened in April this year President William Ruto says; follows resolution of the National Security Council. https://t.co/IKKVdcgn16"
X Link 2026-02-12T21:12Z 36K followers, [---] engagements

"@idiskey Especially trafficking and privacy laws"
X Link 2026-02-13T15:13Z 36K followers, [--] engagements

"Foreigners rating our women as easy from their interactions on dating apps ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿฝโ™‚ That Russian guy has just reminded me of this dude. Your wimin are the Filipinos of Africa. Wamama wa Women Action mama mboga baddies. jamaa anageuza wote kama mbavu za Kikopey. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ https://t.co/1MV8Whmp7T That Russian guy has just reminded me of this dude. Your wimin are the Filipinos of Africa. Wamama wa Women Action mama mboga baddies. jamaa anageuza wote kama mbavu za Kikopey. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ https://t.co/1MV8Whmp7T"
X Link 2026-02-13T15:52Z 36K followers, [----] engagements

"@K2grind @JosephVic0 @ShaffieWeru https://x.com/kamau_k7/status/1717224540156096831 Shaffie Weru was cancelled and fired by KISS FM because he told ladies that they should not go out with a man without knowing his clear intentions after a meet up. He also said ladies should be held accountable if they decide to go out with a man they dont know and something https://x.com/kamau_k7/status/1717224540156096831 Shaffie Weru was cancelled and fired by KISS FM because he told ladies that they should not go out with a man without knowing his clear intentions after a meet up. He also said ladies"
X Link 2026-02-13T16:03Z 36K followers, [---] engagements

"Man. You can see the disdain in her eyes. The things they say she did she does look like it. You see that look the eyes yes the eyes. The end is so near. Very near. Such a pity https://t.co/SXGG31aPJP You see that look the eyes yes the eyes. The end is so near. Very near. Such a pity https://t.co/SXGG31aPJP"
X Link 2026-02-14T20:15Z 36K followers, 103.7K engagements

"@Gabriel_gunner2 night shift tuko ready"
X Link 2026-02-14T22:23Z 36K followers, [----] engagements

"That Russian guy hitting on Kenyan chicks then laying them has a [--] percent conversion rate. Madness"
X Link 2026-02-13T10:30Z 36K followers, 27.1K engagements

"If its true about that Njugush story Kenyan celebrity coupling hukuwa na mashida mingi sana"
X Link 2026-02-14T12:52Z 36K followers, 36.8K engagements

"AI was a tech fad that will soon fade out. AI as tech will be with us forever but I dont see us getting anything perfect. AI wiLL RePlAcE eVeRy WhItE cOllAr JoB https://t.co/rZEZKJKJUX AI wiLL RePlAcE eVeRy WhItE cOllAr JoB https://t.co/rZEZKJKJUX"
X Link 2026-02-14T23:46Z 36K followers, [---] engagements

"RT @TerryGiant97: Interesting. when it's a woman receiving unwanted nudes suddenly context matters boundaries matter discomfort matters"
X Link 2026-02-15T01:27Z 36K followers, [---] engagements

".@FauzKhalid is definitely going to get a heart attack. After ass kissing a lot of UDA asses they still did him dirty. Regional cargo to be cleared at Naivasha ICD to decongest Mombasa port https://t.co/p0TNMOrTOD Regional cargo to be cleared at Naivasha ICD to decongest Mombasa port https://t.co/p0TNMOrTOD"
X Link 2026-02-06T11:12Z 36K followers, [----] engagements

"This lady with her partner in crime killed an Uber driver and social media has already identified her. The camera that recorded them was infrared so her face was very unrecognizable. Fear social media @WhyUfikelate She has to be found nd pay for what she did with her friends ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก https://t.co/NLjMYwg1IZ @WhyUfikelate She has to be found nd pay for what she did with her friends ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก https://t.co/NLjMYwg1IZ"
X Link 2026-02-13T09:52Z 36K followers, [----] engagements

"Living a clean open life is very underated. I have not seen anyone threatening to spill any dirt on Omwami. Ma baddies wa pale tiktok wameamua kuni kit for Sunday ๐Ÿฆพ๐Ÿฆพ๐Ÿฆพ๐Ÿฆพ Thanks for the love and support bwana. God bless. #TupataneKite https://t.co/CyLSRp1gls Ma baddies wa pale tiktok wameamua kuni kit for Sunday ๐Ÿฆพ๐Ÿฆพ๐Ÿฆพ๐Ÿฆพ Thanks for the love and support bwana. God bless. #TupataneKite https://t.co/CyLSRp1gls"
X Link 2026-02-13T10:33Z 36K followers, 74.8K engagements

"Men have never pretended to have standards that are nonexistent. Ata wanaume niko sure wakikua approached na a white lady hapa kenya.watanaswa wengi sana๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ Ata wanaume niko sure wakikua approached na a white lady hapa kenya.watanaswa wengi sana๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ"
X Link 2026-02-13T18:35Z 36K followers, 56.9K engagements

"@JalangoMwenyewe bro utawezana na hii kweli Kenya Kwanza and ODM who want Sifuna out will be shitting bricks after watching this. Standing ovation. https://t.co/DmZEyiwbND Kenya Kwanza and ODM who want Sifuna out will be shitting bricks after watching this. Standing ovation. https://t.co/DmZEyiwbND"
X Link 2026-02-14T19:21Z 36K followers, [----] engagements

"Juventus red card. Inter will be [--] points clear"
X Link 2026-02-14T20:34Z 36K followers, [---] engagements

"Can he just say Sudi Murkomen and Farouk Nairobi Governor Johnson Sakaja has sensationally accused powerful figures within and closely linked to the national government of attempting to wrest control of key Nairobi city county functions in what he claims is a calculated move to benefit from the countys vast https://t.co/CsP3WpL96U Nairobi Governor Johnson Sakaja has sensationally accused powerful figures within and closely linked to the national government of attempting to wrest control of key Nairobi city county functions in what he claims is a calculated move to benefit from the countys"
X Link 2026-02-14T21:14Z 36K followers, [----] engagements

"I have never been a fan of Kibe and his content but he did call it. Uzuri ya wanaume they always see these things coming. Its up to you to heed the advice or ignore it. This is what Andrew Kibe advised Njugush about mum Celestine exactly [--] years ago to avoid kugongewa and now it has passed.After Russian fear women. https://t.co/5Q7heeNzMM This is what Andrew Kibe advised Njugush about mum Celestine exactly [--] years ago to avoid kugongewa and now it has passed.After Russian fear women. https://t.co/5Q7heeNzMM"
X Link 2026-02-14T22:21Z 36K followers, [----] engagements

"Thank me later. Ngoma yako ya kutest sub woofer nayo Ni gani Ngoma yako ya kutest sub woofer nayo Ni gani"
X Link 2026-02-14T22:41Z 36K followers, [---] engagements

"RT @olanrewaju: I hate the fact that I'm beginning to understand why women weren't allowed to talk back then"
X Link 2026-02-15T01:04Z 36K followers, [----] engagements

"So where does this put adoption As I said the only time I will ever buy an EV is when they outlaw ICE. Otherwise EV are just a cash cow for governments The Kenya Roads Board has proposed a distance-based levy on electric vehicles. EV owners may be required to install a tracking gadget to charge them based on kilometres driven. The Kenya Roads Board has proposed a distance-based levy on electric vehicles. EV owners may be required to install a tracking gadget to charge them based on kilometres driven"
X Link 2026-02-15T08:29Z 36K followers, [---] engagements

"Not even if the had protected sex Peoples wives are in this mess and the most concerning this is their privacyMy God how dumb can yall be The privacy of women is being violated and all you care about is how checks notes "cheap they are". Really The privacy of women is being violated and all you care about is how checks notes "cheap they are". Really"
X Link 2026-02-13T22:26Z 36K followers, [----] engagements

"Are there documented issues for this @JaMtoka @mutindah Honda Vezels are very fast cars when not having transmission issues - have we concluded whether their transmissions are extremely unreliable or its more of Kenyanness happening to them Honda Vezels are very fast cars when not having transmission issues - have we concluded whether their transmissions are extremely unreliable or its more of Kenyanness happening to them"
X Link 2026-02-10T16:35Z 36K followers, [---] engagements

"Hii ni kuabisha bibi mbele ya umati bana. Unless you are openly contesting the paternity of your kids Morara Kebaso states that his wife never gives him a reason to doubt her but he verifies everything explaining that he conducted DNA tests for all his children. https://t.co/IroWdXpri9 Morara Kebaso states that his wife never gives him a reason to doubt her but he verifies everything explaining that he conducted DNA tests for all his children. https://t.co/IroWdXpri9"
X Link 2026-02-13T11:58Z 36K followers, [---] engagements

"Guys if anyone asks those videos are from Zambia"
X Link 2026-02-13T12:15Z 36K followers, [---] engagements

"Yani anapita na wasichana wa Astrology na chakras. Maa ya gai The Russian guy videos in kenya part [--] Mpaka akakula Tweep ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ ghaaaai guess the kenyan tweep https://t.co/9MeNYYCToa The Russian guy videos in kenya part [--] Mpaka akakula Tweep ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ ghaaaai guess the kenyan tweep https://t.co/9MeNYYCToa"
X Link 2026-02-13T19:11Z 36K followers, [----] engagements

"The problem of using AI photos. Why is there a zebra crossing next to a pedestrian bridge Zebra crossing iko hapo kwa nini Tumia. Wacha ku risk bure tumia #SafeWalking #UsalamaBarbarani https://t.co/mshI7yNEs3 Zebra crossing iko hapo kwa nini Tumia. Wacha ku risk bure tumia #SafeWalking #UsalamaBarbarani https://t.co/mshI7yNEs3"
X Link 2026-02-06T10:36Z 36K followers, 83.4K engagements

"@Ojodomo2003 Its not funny at all"
X Link 2026-02-14T14:10Z 36K followers, [--] engagements

"RT @JoshRainerGold: Theres no such thing as mens hockey. If a woman was good enough she could play with the men. Womens hockey is a spec"
X Link 2026-02-14T19:44Z 36K followers, [---] engagements

"RT @EcEssie: You want them to defend prostitution ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ"
X Link 2026-02-14T22:19Z 36K followers, [---] engagements

"RT @Hakeem_Onitolo: Leaving a man for not offering the same thing yall claim only benefits men is crazy"
X Link 2026-02-14T23:43Z 36K followers, [----] engagements

"Next game bet: Dortmund win and over [---]. FT: 0-0 We know you guys SIX IN A ROW ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ“ˆ https://t.co/XdlQHMUQJL SIX IN A ROW ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ“ˆ https://t.co/XdlQHMUQJL"
X Link 2026-02-15T08:39Z 36K followers, [---] engagements

"This Russian dude even went to Pastor Kanyaris church to pick women. Zero shame ๐Ÿ˜†"
X Link 2026-02-13T11:25Z 36K followers, 49.5K engagements

"But when we say Not all men yall never listen ๐Ÿ˜† A few viral videos by one Russian man have convinced some men that all Kenyan ladies are "cheap." Yet millions of respectable women went to work school church and home today without cameras on them. Social media amplifies extremes not the silent majority. A few viral videos by one Russian man have convinced some men that all Kenyan ladies are "cheap." Yet millions of respectable women went to work school church and home today without cameras on them. Social media amplifies extremes not the silent majority"
X Link 2026-02-13T22:32Z 36K followers, 86.1K engagements

"Guys on twitter brag sleeping with cheap sex workers bana. Hawajai jifanya special ๐Ÿ˜† Ata wanaume niko sure wakikua approached na a white lady hapa kenya.watanaswa wengi sana๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ Ata wanaume niko sure wakikua approached na a white lady hapa kenya.watanaswa wengi sana๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ"
X Link 2026-02-14T08:06Z 36K followers, 27.3K engagements

"Is that a sample cup GTI or GLC type of evening https://t.co/nd5g91gg5H GTI or GLC type of evening https://t.co/nd5g91gg5H"
X Link 2026-02-14T12:58Z 36K followers, 17K engagements

"You know. I love my car too much Me whenever I am in my car appreciating the greatness of German engineering. https://t.co/pj1kmMIEn2 Me whenever I am in my car appreciating the greatness of German engineering. https://t.co/pj1kmMIEn2"
X Link 2026-02-14T21:18Z 36K followers, [---] engagements

"Why do you like Sports betting"
X Link 2026-02-14T21:35Z 36K followers, [---] engagements

"I also believe its not always some topic they start rather its opportunity they pick up on and fan flames. Which doesnt work because we all know #RutoMustGo Going forward ukiona [---] bloggers wanachangia story jua ni PsyOp. Yule anko wa chai is starting to sound like a Dead Cat strategy agent. Going forward ukiona [---] bloggers wanachangia story jua ni PsyOp. Yule anko wa chai is starting to sound like a Dead Cat strategy agent"
X Link 2026-02-15T12:10Z 36K followers, [---] engagements

"If you forget to shop on Saturdays huku utakaa njaa on Sundays unless you order fast food"
X Link 2026-02-15T14:28Z 36K followers, [----] engagements

"Kwanza hapo I see ndio heaviest ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ Mkienda team building uwekwe kwa group tofauti unapata text "So you can agree to be put in a different group to avoid spending time with me. ๐Ÿ’” Juu tayari ulishapata kitu ulikuwa unataka. I see." ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚ Mkienda team building uwekwe kwa group tofauti unapata text "So you can agree to be put in a different group to avoid spending time with me. ๐Ÿ’” Juu tayari ulishapata kitu ulikuwa unataka. I see." ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚"
X Link 2025-09-22T15:13Z 35.4K followers, [----] engagements

"The red flags in this thread is about a guy who doesnt beg and who just wanted a physical thing without attachments ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ Confession: This is a story of how I became a driver and errand girl for someones son in this building. To give context Ill start from how we met till how he ruined me. https://t.co/3oRogap45h Confession: This is a story of how I became a driver and errand girl for someones son in this building. To give context Ill start from how we met till how he ruined me. https://t.co/3oRogap45h"
X Link 2025-09-23T18:24Z 35.3K followers, [----] engagements

"Or so I heard Ati Kianda school you can't secure a slot without a dad Ati Kianda school you can't secure a slot without a dad"
X Link 2025-09-24T08:01Z 35.3K followers, [----] engagements

"You would be shocked on what she is blending. Its a process that produces a lot of cream. My next door neighbor has a new blender ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ Every hour or two naskia tu ndrrrrrrr hata saa tano ya usiku My next door neighbor has a new blender ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ Every hour or two naskia tu ndrrrrrrr hata saa tano ya usiku"
X Link 2025-09-24T09:50Z 35.3K followers, [----] engagements

"Yani Ababu just dropped his project like that Azziad Nasenyas apartment in Kileleshwa is being auctioned after failing to repay a 25M mortgage. #azziad Fans think she should just go back to dancing on TikTok for politicians "wakiona hii hawawezi jenga hosi na shule." ๐Ÿ˜‚ JOIN BNN PREMIUM https://t.co/6F6lmBatbf https://t.co/Kfl63M65iJ Azziad Nasenyas apartment in Kileleshwa is being auctioned after failing to repay a 25M mortgage. #azziad Fans think she should just go back to dancing on TikTok for politicians "wakiona hii hawawezi jenga hosi na shule." ๐Ÿ˜‚ JOIN BNN PREMIUM"
X Link 2025-09-24T15:25Z 35.3K followers, [----] engagements

"@Karey_mwari It wasnt good at all. She made long term decisions on short term gains"
X Link 2025-09-24T18:38Z 35.4K followers, [--] engagements

"๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜† I tried thinking of doing my masters elsewhere after my undergrad nikashindwa First time in USIU and my goodness kwani sii tulisomea wapi ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ Heh This is one beautiful university. First time in USIU and my goodness kwani sii tulisomea wapi ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ Heh This is one beautiful university"
X Link 2025-09-25T07:19Z 35.3K followers, [----] engagements

"Could it have been sold legally and the proceeds go to a worthy public cause Unlike things like hard drugs or animal artifacts sandalwood has a legit business value SH7.8 MILLION SANDALWOOD CONSIGNMENT DESTROYED IN MARALAL The Senior Principal Magistrates Court in Maralal has directed the destruction of sandalwood valued at approximately Sh7.8 million. The haul weighing [---] tonnes was seized on September [--] [----] at Ntunyu Village in https://t.co/yryB9xtOVL SH7.8 MILLION SANDALWOOD CONSIGNMENT DESTROYED IN MARALAL The Senior Principal Magistrates Court in Maralal has directed the destruction"
X Link 2025-09-25T16:40Z 35.3K followers, [----] engagements

"@EGX67891 Exactly. In the U.S. thats what they do with criminals proceeds that are not illegal things"
X Link 2025-09-25T16:58Z 35.4K followers, [---] engagements

"Mama Calabash is awfully quiet. Hakuna podcast on this I am truly happy for Rama. Denying the father to your children access to his own blood is WICKED. I am truly happy for Rama. Denying the father to your children access to his own blood is WICKED"
X Link 2025-09-25T19:00Z 35.3K followers, [---] engagements

"Damn. There is insecurity and being jealous and then there is this. Huyu even [--] hours wouldnt last with her Good Morning @pmuoge Avoid with a [--] foot pole https://t.co/IIBsnSdgWI Good Morning @pmuoge Avoid with a [--] foot pole https://t.co/IIBsnSdgWI"
X Link 2025-09-26T07:36Z 35.4K followers, [----] engagements

"@K2grind Yap. In hygienic spaces"
X Link 2025-09-27T11:32Z 35.3K followers, [---] engagements

"The fuck ๐Ÿคฎ Kisumu Woman Representative Ruth Odinga wows the crowd with her dancing skills. She is eyeing the Kisumu gubernatorial seat in [----]. https://t.co/OOXuCJ6T46 Kisumu Woman Representative Ruth Odinga wows the crowd with her dancing skills. She is eyeing the Kisumu gubernatorial seat in [----]. https://t.co/OOXuCJ6T46"
X Link 2025-09-27T12:29Z 35.3K followers, [----] engagements

"Why is Bruno a penalty taker btw"
X Link 2025-09-27T13:07Z 35.4K followers, [----] engagements

"Kwani hii ni mali ya that Grand Camel if you are a keen KOX you can join the dots. https://t.co/8h9VQ2BnQj if you are a keen KOX you can join the dots. https://t.co/8h9VQ2BnQj"
X Link 2025-09-29T04:05Z 35.3K followers, [----] engagements

"@fndaga Sana ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ"
X Link 2025-09-29T07:58Z 35.4K followers, [---] engagements

"Hata kama we wanted her in Nairobi this is what people paid to see this @spmbuzz Tems.๐Ÿ”ฅ https://t.co/AJTn5Z1OHU @spmbuzz Tems.๐Ÿ”ฅ https://t.co/AJTn5Z1OHU"
X Link 2025-09-29T16:17Z 35.4K followers, [----] engagements

"Why is Gold rising this fast out of the blues BREAKING: Gold price hits new record high now trading at $3842 an ounce. BREAKING: Gold price hits new record high now trading at $3842 an ounce"
X Link 2025-09-30T05:32Z 35.4K followers, [---] engagements

"After refusing to pay Tony the [--] million and fleeing the country this mama went underground and the way she was vocal on Twitter This aged well. https://t.co/WAHY2Ypx6d This aged well. https://t.co/WAHY2Ypx6d"
X Link 2025-09-30T11:11Z 35.4K followers, 35.4K engagements

"Mogo car loans ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†"
X Link 2025-09-30T13:30Z 35.4K followers, [----] engagements

"What do you mean kuniibiaaaa Tena Unless you are a special kind of retard why would you bet with Betika again REPOST @betikaKe wanataka kuniibiaaaa Tena why did they remove the Everton game They have lost a customer forever NOW๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿฟ https://t.co/ZUBsPvjnXB REPOST @betikaKe wanataka kuniibiaaaa Tena why did they remove the Everton game They have lost a customer forever NOW๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿฟ https://t.co/ZUBsPvjnXB"
X Link 2025-09-30T15:31Z 35.3K followers, [----] engagements

"Banter ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ You'll never walk alone but sometimes you walk out without points ๐Ÿคทโ™‚ #UCL https://t.co/oFsyQ2xfSv You'll never walk alone but sometimes you walk out without points ๐Ÿคทโ™‚ #UCL https://t.co/oFsyQ2xfSv"
X Link 2025-10-01T06:48Z 35.3K followers, [---] engagements

"Trade in bs iPhone [--] Pro Max Top of the day 16Pro Max 1tb https://t.co/4evcQNXSAY Top of the day 16Pro Max 1tb https://t.co/4evcQNXSAY"
X Link 2025-10-01T10:35Z 35.3K followers, [----] engagements

"You have become one of the best fishermen I have ever come across. Elite skills man. I need to get serious about this wife thing fr. Hata si uvuvi nahitaji mchumba mwandani as they call it. I need to get serious about this wife thing fr. Hata si uvuvi nahitaji mchumba mwandani as they call it"
X Link 2025-10-01T13:17Z 35.3K followers, 12.5K engagements

"Barbs ni doe Why are you shocked by Kenyans being barbs Some of you huwa na some parasocial relationships with your fellow big wigs hapa ๐Ÿ˜‚ mnatetea watu hamjui Why are you shocked by Kenyans being barbs Some of you huwa na some parasocial relationships with your fellow big wigs hapa ๐Ÿ˜‚ mnatetea watu hamjui"
X Link 2025-10-03T17:11Z 35.3K followers, [----] engagements

"They have started ๐Ÿ˜‚ Government waives Sh1000 national ID replacement fee until after [----] polls move to ensure no Kenyan is denied chance to register as a voter President Ruto says. https://t.co/elVVt4vUVG Government waives Sh1000 national ID replacement fee until after [----] polls move to ensure no Kenyan is denied chance to register as a voter President Ruto says. https://t.co/elVVt4vUVG"
X Link 2025-10-04T16:31Z 35.4K followers, [----] engagements

"Nani hao wanataka kusema ati the Baba death scare has influenced this Earlier today I tendered my resignation from the position of the Vice Chairperson of the @compensationke. I will continue to agitate for Justice for all Victims and pursue all key deliverables I had set out to attain. https://t.co/I0QhfRNpP1 Earlier today I tendered my resignation from the position of the Vice Chairperson of the @compensationke. I will continue to agitate for Justice for all Victims and pursue all key deliverables I had set out to attain. https://t.co/I0QhfRNpP1"
X Link 2025-10-06T14:30Z 35.4K followers, [----] engagements

"@MwendaKev ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ for real for real"
X Link 2025-10-06T16:20Z 35.4K followers, [---] engagements

"What happened to Mercy Taurus"
X Link 2025-10-07T05:43Z 35.4K followers, [----] engagements

"The only other wild celebration in Kenya that would top this guys demise is Hussein Machozis death. Pray for Raila ODM MP appeals https://t.co/H1Ws7ssKIg https://t.co/W10h44nWhZ Pray for Raila ODM MP appeals https://t.co/H1Ws7ssKIg https://t.co/W10h44nWhZ"
X Link 2025-10-07T13:09Z 35.4K followers, 121.3K engagements

"These are the wonders of the modern world I have never understood how KMTC students be looking so beautiful but when you go to hospitals you never find them ๐Ÿ’€. I have never understood how KMTC students be looking so beautiful but when you go to hospitals you never find them ๐Ÿ’€"
X Link 2025-10-07T13:28Z 35.4K followers, [---] engagements

"@Mr90Plus But inakuwanga ushenzi man. Sijui Obama made me sacrifice my dreams sijui If you did something for someone and all went well why do you feel the need to keep reminding the world"
X Link 2025-10-07T17:14Z 35.4K followers, [----] engagements

"@3TuskerBeers Every fucking time. Will Smith yeye alizoea"
X Link 2025-10-08T05:07Z 35.4K followers, [----] engagements

"Robert Burale has started suing people. What did Alex Mwakideu do to him ๐Ÿ˜†"
X Link 2025-10-09T07:38Z 35.4K followers, 348.1K engagements

"How would Ruto have stopped a project that was 75% complete (give or take) and funded by AfDB not the government Are you mad Dear Kikuyus this is the KenolMarua dual carriageway serving Kirinyaga Nyeri and Muranga counties. The project was initiated by Uhuru Kenyatta but is being completed by President Ruto. Remember if Ruto were bad he would have stopped this road and theres nothing you could https://t.co/vyA5ptHXH1 Dear Kikuyus this is the KenolMarua dual carriageway serving Kirinyaga Nyeri and Muranga counties. The project was initiated by Uhuru Kenyatta but is being completed by President"
X Link 2025-10-09T07:51Z 35.4K followers, 30.4K engagements

"@Elvis_Localman What has sold it"
X Link 2025-10-09T22:27Z 35.4K followers, [--] engagements

"He accused her over some past case which she was the judge and he was a party RT @Mwirigi What's SK doing at Martha Koomes hearing"
X Link 2012-05-02T11:06Z 33K followers, [--] engagements

"Dating a single mum is not for the faint hearted. It requires sacrifice Weuh https://t.co/ofOu9Zek0N https://t.co/ofOu9Zek0N"
X Link 2025-10-11T09:15Z 35.4K followers, [----] engagements

"@K2grind @mutindah @grok what car is this"
X Link 2025-10-12T09:50Z 35.4K followers, [--] engagements

"After devolution this argument became moot. There is no reason that any region of Kenya should be largely underdeveloped right now. This argument then goes to Nyeri v Kirinyaga Kirinyaga v Muranga then Muranga v Nyandarua and then Central v Rift valley Nairobi v Western coast v nyanza eastern V North eastern all without redress of the resource inequities Kenya has suffered over time. This argument then goes to Nyeri v Kirinyaga Kirinyaga v Muranga then Muranga v Nyandarua and then Central v Rift valley Nairobi v Western coast v nyanza eastern V North eastern all without redress of the"
X Link 2025-10-12T10:28Z 35.4K followers, [----] engagements

"@wuodosur @HusamSensei I am asking you post devolution how have these counties not developed Imagine [--] years later still blaming historical injustices like its only particular regions suffered from them. Did you know Central Kenya remained undeveloped for [--] years of Moi"
X Link 2025-10-12T11:02Z 35.4K followers, [--] engagements

"When I say investing why do you assume that I meant there was nothing there Today if I steal money and invest in South Africa does that mean there was nothing in South Africa. Uko na ujinga sana hata wewe. Politicians are stealing money and investing in Dubai. Does that mean there is nothing in Dubai"
X Link 2025-10-12T11:19Z 35.4K followers, [---] engagements

"So China has the U.S by the balls by leveraging on their rare earth minerals. Trump trade war with China is backfiring on him"
X Link 2025-10-12T12:02Z 35.4K followers, [----] engagements

"101 on why rare earth minerals are important to the U.S and how China has them by the throat Many people actually do not have the full picture of this rare earth crisis. Here it is: [--]. Rare earth is not rare but only China has the refining ability especially the ability to refine heavy rare earths. Even rare earths from the United States need to be transported to Many people actually do not have the full picture of this rare earth crisis. Here it is: [--]. Rare earth is not rare but only China has the refining ability especially the ability to refine heavy rare earths. Even rare earths from the"
X Link 2025-10-12T12:05Z 35.4K followers, [---] engagements

"Nairobi River has to be one of the most cleaned rivers in Africa. No [--] years pass without it being cleaned President Ruto says government partnering City Hall and private sector to restore order clean Nairobi River fix roads and light up estates; says Nairobi city must reflect Kenya's image. https://t.co/veXyCqcQi5 President Ruto says government partnering City Hall and private sector to restore order clean Nairobi River fix roads and light up estates; says Nairobi city must reflect Kenya's image. https://t.co/veXyCqcQi5"
X Link 2025-10-12T12:21Z 35.4K followers, [---] engagements

"@Rael_l_ Is it usually so hard to just keep quiet ukishindwa Like if you cant prove your point its not a matter of life and death"
X Link 2025-10-12T12:23Z 35.4K followers, [--] engagements

"Kalenjins have been in power for more than that. Rift valley should be like going to South Africa if we are to use your flawed logic This is bullshitI have traversed across the country and this is my take: Mt Kenya has those roads because of Kikuyu privilege not because they have sijui better MPs or a punishing electorate. The reason why Mt kenya has had those roads is because they have had [--] presidents a This is bullshitI have traversed across the country and this is my take: Mt Kenya has those roads because of Kikuyu privilege not because they have sijui better MPs or a punishing"
X Link 2025-10-12T13:16Z 35.4K followers, 13K engagements

"@MrWhite_777 Even if [--] percent of the national budget is devolved the same development patterns will still exist. Counties are not mismanaging their budgets because they were given little money. Development is also a mindset thing"
X Link 2025-10-12T13:32Z 35.4K followers, [--] engagements

"@MrWhite_777 This is from the elephant. Stop using historical injustices as the scapegoat for lack of development https://www.theelephant.info/analysis/2023/02/24/devolution-has-not-delivered-for-the-people-of-north-eastern-kenya/ https://www.theelephant.info/analysis/2023/02/24/devolution-has-not-delivered-for-the-people-of-north-eastern-kenya/"
X Link 2025-10-12T13:37Z 35.4K followers, [--] engagements

"Btw I really fear Twitter DCI. Thats why I avoid posting photos here. Yani Mosiria alichukua mtu from the streets then akambeba na gari yake ๐Ÿ˜‚ Someone confirm https://t.co/zRKcmT2ODb Someone confirm https://t.co/zRKcmT2ODb"
X Link 2025-10-12T13:54Z 35.4K followers, 164.2K engagements

"@MudrykCFC15 To make it worse is that they have been planning for this since the first trade war with Trump"
X Link 2025-10-12T15:14Z 35.4K followers, [--] engagements

"@Mkenya_Halisi And edible oils scandal"
X Link 2025-10-13T07:53Z 35.4K followers, [---] engagements

"Hehe if this was the case then Kagundo Road should have been a superhighway by now Not to be that guy but Central Kenya development has more to do with its proximity to the capital citys development network than effectiveness of voters in not allowing 2nd terms. If a politician knows theyll get voted out for not performing they just plan for 5yrs of looting Not to be that guy but Central Kenya development has more to do with its proximity to the capital citys development network than effectiveness of voters in not allowing 2nd terms. If a politician knows theyll get voted out for not"
X Link 2025-10-13T15:04Z 35.4K followers, [----] engagements

"Kenya is just one twisted country. We have become morally bankrupt that even the people we used to hold in high regards are even worse than us. Catholic nun in police custody on suspicion of killing fellow nun in Meru https://t.co/7Y0rIYyRQy Catholic nun in police custody on suspicion of killing fellow nun in Meru https://t.co/7Y0rIYyRQy"
X Link 2025-10-13T17:13Z 35.4K followers, [---] engagements

"One thing I will always give it to Daktari is that his children go through the countrys education system. If ever there was a perfect candidate for the ministry of education it would be him. Wasted opportunity. Engine Kukaste Khalwale finally came home after graduation from Kirinyaga University with Bachelor of Science in Computer Science. The family is happy. Congratulations son. https://t.co/BwZO9nqDCf Engine Kukaste Khalwale finally came home after graduation from Kirinyaga University with Bachelor of Science in Computer Science. The family is happy. Congratulations son."
X Link 2025-10-14T07:09Z 35.5K followers, 153.3K engagements

"@Mathenge_UX Exactly. I remember him saying it"
X Link 2025-10-14T07:23Z 35.4K followers, [----] engagements

"Which dermatologist in Nairobi do you swear by"
X Link 2025-10-14T13:08Z 35.4K followers, [----] engagements

"Hows Raila doing"
X Link 2025-10-15T05:23Z 35.4K followers, [----] engagements

"If Raila had won Martha Karua would currently be the President of Kenya"
X Link 2025-10-15T07:23Z 35.4K followers, [----] engagements

"ODM has got two choices continue its dalliance with Kenya Kwanza thugs and be buried into oblivion when the winds of change finally blow over or separate get their house in order and be part of the change thats coming"
X Link 2025-10-15T07:28Z 35.4K followers, 29.7K engagements

"I really fear Kenyans on Twitter because the HATE WATCH is one of the best you will ever see. HERE COMES THE DAY https://t.co/5WcMM6LRrH HERE COMES THE DAY https://t.co/5WcMM6LRrH"
X Link 2025-10-15T08:08Z 35.4K followers, 12.9K engagements

"We will never ever forget them our lifetime. The real Freedom Fighters To all the young Kenyans we lost during the struggle May Your Souls Rest In Eternal Peace ๐Ÿ•Š https://t.co/xUAmJBy4d5 To all the young Kenyans we lost during the struggle May Your Souls Rest In Eternal Peace ๐Ÿ•Š https://t.co/xUAmJBy4d5"
X Link 2025-10-15T08:33Z 35.5K followers, 37.8K engagements

"@SirSK017 @SenHamidaK Hata huyu ati mental health. Trash"
X Link 2025-10-15T09:27Z 35.4K followers, [---] engagements

"Sifuna and Babu are not fighting for anything. They have established themselves beyond Baba Junet Mbadi Kajwang(Mathare) Ruth OdingaElachi Aladwa are cooked politically. Babu and Sifuna will have to fight for their survival either by being the victims or the victora Junet Mbadi Kajwang(Mathare) Ruth OdingaElachi Aladwa are cooked politically. Babu and Sifuna will have to fight for their survival either by being the victims or the victora"
X Link 2025-10-15T14:18Z 35.4K followers, [----] engagements

"A Kenyan delegation has gone to India to see Railas body being put in an Airforce plane. Rt Hon RAILA s (RIP) coffin and remains at Kochi International Airport body will be flown by India Airforce Special plane in a few few hours to Nairobi - kenya . https://t.co/ZrIZJXxH5X Rt Hon RAILA s (RIP) coffin and remains at Kochi International Airport body will be flown by India Airforce Special plane in a few few hours to Nairobi - kenya . https://t.co/ZrIZJXxH5X"
X Link 2025-10-15T17:11Z 35.4K followers, 29.5K engagements

"Didnt I see someone complain that Kenya artists are losing it because they havent produced a song about Raila like the way TZ musicians did for Maghufuli Now this one is being roasted BYE BYE ๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿ•Š๐Ÿ’” A SPECIAL TRIBUTE SONG TO RAILA AMOLLO ODINGA ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ BYE BYE BABA OFFICIAL VIDEO PREMIERS TOMORROW AT [--] A.M ON BAHATI KENYA YOUTUBE CHANNEL ๐Ÿ™ REST IN POWER ๐Ÿ•Š๐Ÿ•Š๐Ÿ•Š https://t.co/3E1JJgsfgb BYE BYE ๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿ•Š๐Ÿ’” A SPECIAL TRIBUTE SONG TO RAILA AMOLLO ODINGA ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ BYE BYE BABA OFFICIAL VIDEO PREMIERS TOMORROW AT [--] A.M ON BAHATI KENYA YOUTUBE CHANNEL ๐Ÿ™ REST IN POWER ๐Ÿ•Š๐Ÿ•Š๐Ÿ•Š https://t.co/3E1JJgsfgb"
X Link 2025-10-15T21:51Z 35.4K followers, [--] engagements

"How is this unprecedented when Protestors previously breached the airport BREAKING: Kenyas Chief of Defence Forces General Kahariri urging mourners and supporters who breached airport security to vacate the area. A serious and unprecedented breach in the countrys history. BREAKING: Kenyas Chief of Defence Forces General Kahariri urging mourners and supporters who breached airport security to vacate the area. A serious and unprecedented breach in the countrys history"
X Link 2025-10-16T07:41Z 35.4K followers, [----] engagements

"These politicians tears are knowing a world after Raila is gone will be hard for them Mombasa Governor sheds tears at JKIA https://t.co/K3NHwkNG3V Mombasa Governor sheds tears at JKIA https://t.co/K3NHwkNG3V"
X Link 2025-10-16T08:55Z 35.4K followers, [----] engagements

"I dont think Kenya has ever and will ever have a person loved on this magnitude and who elicits such passion and love from people like @RailaOdinga. Today was testament enough"
X Link 2025-10-16T15:42Z 35.5K followers, [----] engagements

"Kuna some twitter hunnies who are pushing this Luo hate narrative so hard"
X Link 2025-10-16T15:46Z 35.5K followers, [---] engagements

"The person in that stretcher is not Raila ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿฝโ™‚๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿฝโ™‚ Raila Odinga was in bad state when he arrived at the hospital https://t.co/GcUjiT5xY9 Raila Odinga was in bad state when he arrived at the hospital https://t.co/GcUjiT5xY9"
X Link 2025-10-16T16:55Z 35.4K followers, [----] engagements

"@rcnjuguna People are posting random videos"
X Link 2025-10-16T17:00Z 35.5K followers, [---] engagements

"Twitter DCI mlijua huyu ni nani I stood before your casket Baba not in sorrow alone but in gratitude for a life that changed ours forever. Rest well my mentor. ๐Ÿ•Š https://t.co/T2niVtjtls I stood before your casket Baba not in sorrow alone but in gratitude for a life that changed ours forever. Rest well my mentor. ๐Ÿ•Š https://t.co/T2niVtjtls"
X Link 2025-10-16T20:00Z 35.5K followers, 13.8K engagements

"Haiya Gufy Dox is gay Sunday wadhichopo kawaol https://t.co/fXMvejVLYf Sunday wadhichopo kawaol https://t.co/fXMvejVLYf"
X Link 2025-10-16T20:15Z 35.5K followers, [----] engagements

"@vonsigliere He spent a lot of time baba"
X Link 2025-10-16T20:16Z 35.4K followers, [---] engagements

"Some innocent people who were mourning Raila today died because the government you support cant restrain itself. But you still had to find a way to make it about Gachagua. Mr Bacteria @rigathi. Kenyans waited for you at Kasarani today but we gathered you were still overwhelmed by grief. But not to worry the funeral committee is pleased to inform you that we shall have another public viewing at the Nyayo Stadium after mass tomorrow. Don't come Mr Bacteria @rigathi. Kenyans waited for you at Kasarani today but we gathered you were still overwhelmed by grief. But not to worry the funeral"
X Link 2025-10-16T20:23Z 35.5K followers, 11.7K engagements

"Nah. He will never have that aura @MisterAlbie Run for President and get elected twice and you will feel the same. @MisterAlbie Run for President and get elected twice and you will feel the same"
X Link 2025-10-17T09:28Z 35.5K followers, [----] engagements

"Punish Mount Kenya for what Mko na narrative za ushenzi sana People will rally behind Ruto just to punish Mount Kenya Mark this tweet People will rally behind Ruto just to punish Mount Kenya Mark this tweet"
X Link 2025-10-17T10:26Z 35.5K followers, [---] engagements

"@Teirrah_HM @MainNeli_ I am all ears ๐Ÿ‘‚๐Ÿ‘‚"
X Link 2025-10-17T11:07Z 35.4K followers, [---] engagements

"Interest on personal loans. RT @PesaTalk: @MisterAlbie interest rate on what exactly Loans Mortgages"
X Link 2012-08-09T06:50Z 31.9K followers, [--] engagements

"Who is talking about 'Eleanor' RT @dunn_can @TheycallmeBiggy @MeisterShalis @TheDragNet Lambo Av. & Shelby GT500. Just coz its a Shelby"
X Link 2012-11-13T08:08Z 34.6K followers, [--] engagements

"I'm at Kasarani Police Station http://t.co/laPfNEZ3 http://4sq.com/Syxfrv http://4sq.com/Syxfrv"
X Link 2012-12-02T06:34Z 31.9K followers, [--] engagements

"Yani your running mate could not vote for you Ma DVD has been shafted from all angles its not the wife politics running mate"
X Link 2013-03-08T08:02Z 32K followers, [--] engagements

"Hehe ni Friday fever Dee. And am paid RT @caroledee: Gah this is so unlike you. Kumbe unajua swa "@MisterAlbie: Ikibamba sana sema raaah"
X Link 2013-05-24T17:12Z 31.9K followers, [--] engagements

"*Muthuru RT @JoeWMuchiri: *Thuruare. @VanessaPollyM: I woke up in a new bugatti"
X Link 2013-06-22T19:13Z 31.9K followers, [--] engagements

"By the way if you are interested in farming do a lot of due diligence and don't believe so much what you read on Seeds of Gold lol"
X Link 2015-04-01T20:06Z 31.9K followers, [--] engagements

"Burundi being ignored by the AU like Rwanda was ignored by UN in [--]. #BurundiIsAfricaToo"
X Link 2015-04-30T04:58Z 31.9K followers, [--] engagements

"EAC President Whatsapp Group. Kikwete: Online Uhuru: Online Kagame: Online Museveni: Online Nkurunziza: Left the group #Burundi"
X Link 2015-05-13T13:15Z 31.9K followers, [---] engagements

"I love dawn and dusk photos. https://instagram.com/p/x0hbVhJwpn/ https://instagram.com/p/x0hbVhJwpn/"
X Link 2015-06-04T08:57Z 31.9K followers, [--] engagements

""Jose Mourinho" is a trademark registered by Chelsea football club under European Union Intellectual Property Office ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚"
X Link 2016-05-25T11:35Z 31.9K followers, [--] engagements

"No difference between mainstream media and bloggers. #Presspass"
X Link 2016-06-20T19:21Z 31.9K followers, [--] engagements

"Have you watched "Dear Prime Minister" https://x.com/VinieO/status/776478860900696069 British humor is the best. Hands down. I love these people. How can any one not love them https://x.com/VinieO/status/776478860900696069 British humor is the best. Hands down. I love these people. How can any one not love them"
X Link 2016-09-16T06:57Z 31.9K followers, [--] engagements

"The things you hear these cabinet secretaries say. it's shocking they went to any school. https://x.com/Mosmog/status/824155500107460608 Treasury CS says proper remuneration of doctors in the public sector will cripple private hospitals who does he work for #HealthOnTrial https://x.com/Mosmog/status/824155500107460608 Treasury CS says proper remuneration of doctors in the public sector will cripple private hospitals who does he work for #HealthOnTrial"
X Link 2017-01-25T09:12Z 31.9K followers, [--] engagements

"That Burna Boy is why I am selective of the live shows I go to"
X Link 2017-04-03T05:18Z 31.9K followers, [--] engagements

"@ItsBuddhaBlaze Check this Twitter account @WatchesOut. You will salivate"
X Link 2017-04-18T13:25Z 31.9K followers, [--] engagements

"Can we still reelect two guys who were accused of crimes against humanity Ask yourself before voting for Uhuru and Ruto https://x.com/PaulKiarie_/status/892731693307658241 https://x.com/PaulKiarie_/status/892731693307658241"
X Link 2017-08-03T12:38Z 31.9K followers, [--] engagements

"Many TechLEs will want to deLElop one.RT @vanderwangwe it will be deLEloped RT @gitweeta: Someone should delelop a local content app"
X Link 2011-07-10T19:15Z 34.9K followers, [--] engagements

"Batshuayi for Morata and Zappacosta for Victor Moses"
X Link 2017-09-17T14:09Z 32K followers, [--] engagements

"RT @BorowitzReport: BREAKING: Dominique Strauss-Kahn Named Head of World Sperm Bank"
X Link 2011-07-17T18:04Z 32.5K followers, [--] engagements

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