[GUEST ACCESS MODE: Data is scrambled or limited to provide examples. Make requests using your API key to unlock full data. Check https://lunarcrush.ai/auth for authentication information.] #  @Madmontg1610 Madison ♟️ Madison ♟️ posts on X about saudi arabia, fine, bmw, cos the most. They currently have XX followers and XXX posts still getting attention that total XXX engagements in the last XX hours. ### Engagements: XXX [#](/creator/twitter::1978805845514186752/interactions)  - X Week XXX +78% - X Month XXXXX +1,350% ### Mentions: XX [#](/creator/twitter::1978805845514186752/posts_active)  ### Followers: XX [#](/creator/twitter::1978805845514186752/followers)  - X Week XX no change - X Month XX +20% ### CreatorRank: XXXXXXXXX [#](/creator/twitter::1978805845514186752/influencer_rank)  ### Social Influence **Social category influence** [countries](/list/countries) [automotive brands](/list/automotive-brands) **Social topic influence** [saudi arabia](/topic/saudi-arabia), [fine](/topic/fine), [bmw](/topic/bmw), [cos](/topic/cos), [garage](/topic/garage), [$6753t](/topic/$6753t), [just a](/topic/just-a), [christmas](/topic/christmas), [metal](/topic/metal), [the hate](/topic/the-hate) ### Top Social Posts Top posts by engagements in the last XX hours "Im not going to say that Saudi Arabia needs to make it harder for Indian Hindus working in its territory cos Arabs are well known for being racist and think of themselves as the fine race just like Europeans and Jews do" [X Link](https://x.com/Madmontg1610/status/1998444293082460175) 2025-12-09T17:27Z XX followers, XXX engagements "Every single race thinks of itself as the best race except for Indians who have an inferior complexity" [X Link](https://x.com/Madmontg1610/status/1998445138163438068) 2025-12-09T17:30Z XX followers, XX engagements "And when you are mixed race like me you are chosen twice. One time by the Loch Ness Monster and another by Ramses II" [X Link](https://x.com/Madmontg1610/status/1998445141707649148) 2025-12-09T17:30Z XX followers, XX engagements "We absolutely shouldn't discriminate against people simply because they hold different beliefs. Well that's something you need to tell Hindus as the hate crimes they carry out against people eating cow meat can escalate right up to murder which is pure terrorism" [X Link](https://x.com/Madmontg1610/status/1998448739325730845) 2025-12-09T17:44Z XX followers, XX engagements "Paul: (Leaning into the touch) Well you know what solves erratic pulse rates Artie A bit of hands-on cardiac massage" [X Link](https://x.com/Madmontg1610/status/1999419453445132684) 2025-12-12T10:01Z XX followers, X engagements ""J'adore l'absence totale de grce avec laquelle tu vis ta vie darling" Arthur admitted his voice now gentle but the amusement still sparkling in his eyes. He leaned in and delivered a small kiss right near the plaster" [X Link](https://x.com/Madmontg1610/status/1998600369073697122) 2025-12-10T03:47Z XX followers, XX engagements ""Besides" Arthur whispered "it gives me a perfectly placed tiny target to aim for now. Its like a little aesthetic bullseye. Just try not to get too attached to your new look my magnificent blunder" [X Link](https://x.com/Madmontg1610/status/1998600372940845447) 2025-12-10T03:47Z XX followers, XX engagements "The sharp crack of Arthurs palm against Pauls arse echoed slightly in the concrete garage" [X Link](https://x.com/Madmontg1610/status/1999022128423731312) 2025-12-11T07:43Z XX followers, XX engagements "Paul reached out and gave Arthur a light tap on the bulge of his dressing gown. "Its like youre not just a spy you're an architect of internal space. Its too big Artie. Its absolutely ridiculous. It makes me question physics" [X Link](https://x.com/Madmontg1610/status/1999097789456986267) 2025-12-11T12:43Z XX followers, XX engagements "But then you know I stop questioning and start screaming and thats when I remember why I tolerate your ridiculous obsession with Celsius temperatures and French New Wave cinema."" [X Link](https://x.com/Madmontg1610/status/1999097793244487890) 2025-12-11T12:43Z XX followers, XX engagements "Arthur smiled a wide utterly unguarded drunken smile. He wobbled over to Paul tripped over the rug and landed squarely on the sofa next to him" [X Link](https://x.com/Madmontg1610/status/1999411919308870116) 2025-12-12T09:32Z XX followers, XX engagements "Arthur: Youre vulgar Paul. Completely and unforgivably vulgar. Paul: I know Artie. And yet youre still erect. Now about that structural density" [X Link](https://x.com/Madmontg1610/status/1999411925394874538) 2025-12-12T09:32Z XX followers, X engagements "Paul peeled the cushion from his head blinking against the light. He looked at the sideboard then back at Arthur a sly completely unrepentant grin spreading across his face" [X Link](https://x.com/Madmontg1610/status/1999412030894416184) 2025-12-12T09:32Z XX followers, X engagements "Paul: Oh that Just routine documentation Artie. I was merely logging the successful structural test of your favourite Scandinavian junk. You seemed very keen on the data last night" [X Link](https://x.com/Madmontg1610/status/1999412038460932497) 2025-12-12T09:32Z XX followers, X engagements "Arthur: (A low appreciative rumble) They are spectacular darling. But they are making my current internal diagnostics irregular" [X Link](https://x.com/Madmontg1610/status/1999419397379596519) 2025-12-12T10:01Z XX followers, X engagements "Every time I look at them I feel a sudden compelling urge to discard my professional obligations and simply bury my face in them. This is not conducive to my complex schedule" [X Link](https://x.com/Madmontg1610/status/1999419428505788868) 2025-12-12T10:01Z XX followers, XX engagements "Arthur: Precisely This is an immediate actionable problem. We must test their tensile strength. We must confirm they can withstand the rigours of. unforeseen gravitational turbulence" [X Link](https://x.com/Madmontg1610/status/1999419480548491346) 2025-12-12T10:02Z XX followers, X engagements "The moment Arthur's mouth connected with Paul's chest any pretense of a "tensile strength test" or "irregular zero-G inspection" was abandoned" [X Link](https://x.com/Madmontg1610/status/1999422405161418932) 2025-12-12T10:13Z XX followers, X engagements "Paul knew with a thrill that the chest workout was excellent but the real test of endurance had just begun" [X Link](https://x.com/Madmontg1610/status/1999422625374961806) 2025-12-12T10:14Z XX followers, XX engagements "Arthur: (Straining his jaw clenched) Paul What in God's nameThe G-force You've altered the load-bearing metrics This is. inefficient" [X Link](https://x.com/Madmontg1610/status/1999424624543559939) 2025-12-12T10:22Z XX followers, X engagements "He drove down harder refusing to yield to the unnatural physics his body fueled by pure infuriated desire and the need to dominate the unpredictable chaos Paul represented" [X Link](https://x.com/Madmontg1610/status/1999424728071643373) 2025-12-12T10:22Z XX followers, XX engagements "Arthur: (Struggling panting raggedly against Pauls neck) Un. acceptable. Compliance. is failing" [X Link](https://x.com/Madmontg1610/status/1999426448730521801) 2025-12-12T10:29Z XX followers, X engagements "Paul caught Arthur's eye grinned and decided to lean into the absurdity of the situation. Paul: (Voice low and playful adopting a tone of exaggerated self-praise)" [X Link](https://x.com/Madmontg1610/status/1999433505235951760) 2025-12-12T10:57Z XX followers, X engagements "Look at these Artie. I call them the 'Cardio-Cruisers' They've been meticulously crafted for high-performance cuddling but they also withstand extreme pressureyou know like when you're trying to crush me into the mattress while reciting the Geneva Convention" [X Link](https://x.com/Madmontg1610/status/1999433509988106514) 2025-12-12T10:57Z XX followers, X engagements "Paul walked over putting his hands behind his head and thrusting his chest out slightly. Paul: Cmon Arthur. Put your hands on them. They feel like a velvet hammer. I've made them just firm enough to annoy you but just soft enough to make you weak" [X Link](https://x.com/Madmontg1610/status/1999433524512981380) 2025-12-12T10:57Z XX followers, XX engagements "Paul: (Standing close to Arthur dripping water) Dont be jealous Artie. I only polish the display model for the sole appreciation of the owner" [X Link](https://x.com/Madmontg1610/status/1999438826369163509) 2025-12-12T11:18Z XX followers, X engagements "He traced the hard defined contours with his tongue an act of marking his territory and erasing the visual contamination of the sunlight and the cheap balm" [X Link](https://x.com/Madmontg1610/status/1999444627645239714) 2025-12-12T11:42Z XX followers, X engagements "Paul: (A sharp intake of breath his hands immediately grabbing Arthurs shoulders for balance) Artie. thats cold" [X Link](https://x.com/Madmontg1610/status/1999444632925798899) 2025-12-12T11:42Z XX followers, X engagements "Paul: (A choked cry) You absolute bastard Arthur: (Looking up his eyes blazing) Now lets go and test the internal security lockdown you demanded" [X Link](https://x.com/Madmontg1610/status/1999444664223695186) 2025-12-12T11:42Z XX followers, XX engagements "Paul: (Blows a triumphant kiss) Oh I doubt that darling. The best view of your internal displacement is always right before you lose control Try and catch me Artie" [X Link](https://x.com/Madmontg1610/status/1999450691694395573) 2025-12-12T12:06Z XX followers, XX engagements "Arthur: (Finally managing a strangled sound) Milk myPaul You are comparing my reproductive apparatus to a domestic farm animal And demanding a spontaneous non-consensual extraction process for hydration purposes This is an insult to anatomical science" [X Link](https://x.com/Madmontg1610/status/1999468058600174027) 2025-12-12T13:15Z XX followers, X engagements "Arthur: (Slurring slightly pointing a finger at the floor) You see this Paul This grain Its reliable. Unlike your driving. Or your spatial awareness when you're nude near valuable objects" [X Link](https://x.com/Madmontg1610/status/1999411856293974481) 2025-12-12T09:31Z XX followers, XX engagements "Paul: (Waving a hand regally) Ah reliable. That's what you call it Artie. I call it. predictable. Much like your internal vocabulary during climax. It's always 'Paul' followed by a very scientific-sounding grunt of pure terror" [X Link](https://x.com/Madmontg1610/status/1999411861498826877) 2025-12-12T09:31Z XX followers, X engagements "Arthur: (Adjusting his invisible tie) That was not reciting That was a necessary affirmation of my professional ethics right before engaging in profoundly unprofessional activity It enhances the contrast you amateur" [X Link](https://x.com/Madmontg1610/status/1999411877734990079) 2025-12-12T09:31Z XX followers, X engagements "Paul: It was a total mood killer Artie. But I forgave you because lets face it your anatomical blessings make up for your pedagogical habits. I tell you mate Ive had men who needed a map to find my buttons. You You arrive with a full geological survey team" [X Link](https://x.com/Madmontg1610/status/1999411882277376498) 2025-12-12T09:31Z XX followers, XX engagements "You know youre so big that sometimes I genuinely worry youre going to pop me like a discarded crisp packet. I hear a tiny high-pitched pfffft sound every time" [X Link](https://x.com/Madmontg1610/status/1999411902464577732) 2025-12-12T09:31Z XX followers, X engagements "Arthur: (Gasping delighted and scandalised) That is a vulgar lie And I take meticulous notes If there was a 'pfffft' sound it would be logged under 'Unexpected Anal Fissures Minor.' Stop exaggerating my magnificent. structural density" [X Link](https://x.com/Madmontg1610/status/1999411907871100985) 2025-12-12T09:32Z XX followers, X engagements "Paul: Its magnificent Artie Im not denying it. But the best part of my afternoon is when you finally pull out and the internal gravity returns to normal. I can feel my organs settle darling Its deeply soothing" [X Link](https://x.com/Madmontg1610/status/1999411914200482031) 2025-12-12T09:32Z XX followers, X engagements "Arthur: Don't be flippant. The problem is one of over-compliance. I had aimed for respectable firmness. What I am receiving is bordering on distracting definition. Arthur took a step closer reaching out a fastidious hand and giving Paul's chest a gentle "scientific" squeeze" [X Link](https://x.com/Madmontg1610/status/1999419363817136420) 2025-12-12T10:01Z XX followers, X engagements "Paul was still leaning on his hands waiting for Arthur to issue some stern technical instruction about the optimal angle of chest-to-pillow alignment when Arthur simply lunged" [X Link](https://x.com/Madmontg1610/status/1999422394780495913) 2025-12-12T10:13Z XX followers, XX engagements "The bed springs immediately began to protest groaning under the sudden powerful stress. The gravity in the room may have been under Paul's control but Arthurs passion was not" [X Link](https://x.com/Madmontg1610/status/1999422603426222126) 2025-12-12T10:14Z XX followers, XX engagements "Suddenly Paul grinnedthe wicked dangerous grin of a man holding all the cheat codes to reality" [X Link](https://x.com/Madmontg1610/status/1999424499045826580) 2025-12-12T10:22Z XX followers, X engagements "Paul: (Whispering close to Arthur's ear breathless with malice and desire) Oh thats nice Artie. But I think we can make this more challenging" [X Link](https://x.com/Madmontg1610/status/1999424521686671659) 2025-12-12T10:22Z XX followers, X engagements "Paul: (Eyes sparkling with wicked pleasure pushing up against the increased weight) Inefficient perhaps but effective darling You wanted to test the endurance of these magnificent results" [X Link](https://x.com/Madmontg1610/status/1999424649478717478) 2025-12-12T10:22Z XX followers, X engagements "Paul: (A gasp of victory reveling in the control) Oh Artie youre losing the rhythm The metrics are falling apart The gravity is winning Youre submitting to the chaos aren't you" [X Link](https://x.com/Madmontg1610/status/1999426453012656555) 2025-12-12T10:29Z XX followers, X engagements "Arthurs gaze snapped up from the phone. "Paul I am attempting to review a potential case. Do not distract me with your ridiculous anatomical nomenclature."" [X Link](https://x.com/Madmontg1610/status/1999433513200939258) 2025-12-12T10:57Z XX followers, X engagements "Paul: Nonsense darling. You should be reviewing mine. These aren't just muscle Artie; theyre a two-week compliance victory over my own laziness. And the best part" [X Link](https://x.com/Madmontg1610/status/1999433516837404857) 2025-12-12T10:57Z XX followers, X engagements "You know you want to examine the new tensile strength that comes with a high-gravity workout. Go on. Check the compliance Artie. They're begging you to test the structural limits" [X Link](https://x.com/Madmontg1610/status/1999433528044584982) 2025-12-12T10:57Z XX followers, XX engagements "Arthur: Look at this Your new physique is already causing widespread erectile envy in the neighbouring properties Every time you apply that stuff and go near water you are inviting every pervert in a three-mile radius to take a visual provocation of masturbation" [X Link](https://x.com/Madmontg1610/status/1999438823017906439) 2025-12-12T11:18Z XX followers, XX engagements "He then bit down sharply possessively just above Paul's navel a familiar gesture of absolute ownership" [X Link](https://x.com/Madmontg1610/status/1999444659895226724) 2025-12-12T11:42Z XX followers, XX engagements "Arthur: (Stiffening furious) What was that A structural tremor Paul Stop manipulating the axial load You are compromising my ability to initiate effective containment" [X Link](https://x.com/Madmontg1610/status/1999449633286914054) 2025-12-12T12:01Z XX followers, XX engagements "Arthur: This is infantile You are delaying the inevitable Paul I will stabilise the environment and when I do you will regret using your powers for such frivolous vulgar procrastination" [X Link](https://x.com/Madmontg1610/status/1999450639810928798) 2025-12-12T12:05Z XX followers, XX engagements "Paul: Well I don't see why you're being so dramatic. It's just a little manual assistance Artie. Think of it as pre-emptive hydraulic pressure relief. Cmon you know you enjoy being manually manipulated for my personal satisfaction. Just a quick shot for the thirst" [X Link](https://x.com/Madmontg1610/status/1999468062513463620) 2025-12-12T13:15Z XX followers, X engagements "Paul: (Giggles loudly) 'Absolute penetration of the problem' That's going on your next Christmas card you pompous arse" [X Link](https://x.com/Madmontg1610/status/1999411897251066311) 2025-12-12T09:31Z XX followers, X engagements "The scene was Christmas morning. Arthur was sitting bolt upright on the sofa impeccably dressed despite the hour sipping tea. Paul meanwhile was sprawled among a sea of torn wrapping paper and neglected ribbons having already demolished his own presents" [X Link](https://x.com/Madmontg1610/status/1999556714861859042) 2025-12-12T19:07Z XX followers, XX engagements "Chuuya: (Voice shaking) You you cooked him You cooked him Arthur: (Tasting the sauce with a tiny silver spoon) Yes Chuuya. It was a surprisingly well-marbled specimen considering the sedentary lifestyle. It will be served with polenta. Come dry your eyes" [X Link](https://x.com/Madmontg1610/status/1999678769972604974) 2025-12-13T03:12Z XX followers, XX engagements "Arthur: (A guttural sound of intense effort) You. are. deplorable Paul: (Gasping arching into the pressure) I know Now tell me my tiddies are still in Grade A compliance my sexy spy Crush me Artie Crush me against the weight of your superior endurance" [X Link](https://x.com/Madmontg1610/status/1999424756140085511) 2025-12-12T10:23Z XX followers, XX engagements "Paul: (Grinning leaning into the chaos) But where's the fun in 'effective containment' Artie You said you wanted an audit; audits require variables If youre going to sample your exquisite property you should have to hunt for it" [X Link](https://x.com/Madmontg1610/status/1999449953551417629) 2025-12-12T12:03Z XX followers, X engagements "Paul: (A long dramatic sigh) God Im so thirsty Artie. Absolutely parched. Arthur: (Not looking up from the text) There is bottled water on the counter Paul. And a sparkling citrus drink in the fridge. Deploy your limbs and obtain refreshment" [X Link](https://x.com/Madmontg1610/status/1999468029776908555) 2025-12-12T13:15Z XX followers, XX engagements "Paul cried out a sound that was half pain and half startled pleasure his hips instinctively thrusting back against the cool metal of the BMW. "Ah Officer that was unnecessary force" he choked out his voice already breathless" [X Link](https://x.com/Madmontg1610/status/1999022131301216481) 2025-12-11T07:43Z XX followers, XX engagements "Paul let out a choked sound gripping the cold hood of the BMW as his hand worked Arthur with desperate speed. "I'm trying to slow down Officer I really am" he gasped the lie catching in his throat" [X Link](https://x.com/Madmontg1610/status/1999024120030491100) 2025-12-11T07:51Z XX followers, XX engagements "The immediate post-climax silence in the garage was broken only by the tick of the cooling engine. Paul pushed himself off the cold metal of the BMW pulling in a deep unsteady breath. His first priority was definitely finding a towel" [X Link](https://x.com/Madmontg1610/status/1999028215235620960) 2025-12-11T08:07Z XX followers, XX engagements "Chuuya completely lost it. He threw his shopping bag down and collapsed onto the kitchen floor in a storm of genuinely traumatic sobs flailing his legs like a toddler. Chuuya: (Screaming utterly distraught) HE WAS MY FRIEND I named him Barnaby You absolute monster" [X Link](https://x.com/Madmontg1610/status/1999678793074770377) 2025-12-13T03:12Z XX followers, X engagements
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@Madmontg1610 Madison ♟️Madison ♟️ posts on X about saudi arabia, fine, bmw, cos the most. They currently have XX followers and XXX posts still getting attention that total XXX engagements in the last XX hours.
Social category influence countries automotive brands
Social topic influence saudi arabia, fine, bmw, cos, garage, $6753t, just a, christmas, metal, the hate
Top posts by engagements in the last XX hours
"Im not going to say that Saudi Arabia needs to make it harder for Indian Hindus working in its territory cos Arabs are well known for being racist and think of themselves as the fine race just like Europeans and Jews do"
X Link 2025-12-09T17:27Z XX followers, XXX engagements
"Every single race thinks of itself as the best race except for Indians who have an inferior complexity"
X Link 2025-12-09T17:30Z XX followers, XX engagements
"And when you are mixed race like me you are chosen twice. One time by the Loch Ness Monster and another by Ramses II"
X Link 2025-12-09T17:30Z XX followers, XX engagements
"We absolutely shouldn't discriminate against people simply because they hold different beliefs. Well that's something you need to tell Hindus as the hate crimes they carry out against people eating cow meat can escalate right up to murder which is pure terrorism"
X Link 2025-12-09T17:44Z XX followers, XX engagements
"Paul: (Leaning into the touch) Well you know what solves erratic pulse rates Artie A bit of hands-on cardiac massage"
X Link 2025-12-12T10:01Z XX followers, X engagements
""J'adore l'absence totale de grce avec laquelle tu vis ta vie darling" Arthur admitted his voice now gentle but the amusement still sparkling in his eyes. He leaned in and delivered a small kiss right near the plaster"
X Link 2025-12-10T03:47Z XX followers, XX engagements
""Besides" Arthur whispered "it gives me a perfectly placed tiny target to aim for now. Its like a little aesthetic bullseye. Just try not to get too attached to your new look my magnificent blunder"
X Link 2025-12-10T03:47Z XX followers, XX engagements
"The sharp crack of Arthurs palm against Pauls arse echoed slightly in the concrete garage"
X Link 2025-12-11T07:43Z XX followers, XX engagements
"Paul reached out and gave Arthur a light tap on the bulge of his dressing gown. "Its like youre not just a spy you're an architect of internal space. Its too big Artie. Its absolutely ridiculous. It makes me question physics"
X Link 2025-12-11T12:43Z XX followers, XX engagements
"But then you know I stop questioning and start screaming and thats when I remember why I tolerate your ridiculous obsession with Celsius temperatures and French New Wave cinema.""
X Link 2025-12-11T12:43Z XX followers, XX engagements
"Arthur smiled a wide utterly unguarded drunken smile. He wobbled over to Paul tripped over the rug and landed squarely on the sofa next to him"
X Link 2025-12-12T09:32Z XX followers, XX engagements
"Arthur: Youre vulgar Paul. Completely and unforgivably vulgar. Paul: I know Artie. And yet youre still erect. Now about that structural density"
X Link 2025-12-12T09:32Z XX followers, X engagements
"Paul peeled the cushion from his head blinking against the light. He looked at the sideboard then back at Arthur a sly completely unrepentant grin spreading across his face"
X Link 2025-12-12T09:32Z XX followers, X engagements
"Paul: Oh that Just routine documentation Artie. I was merely logging the successful structural test of your favourite Scandinavian junk. You seemed very keen on the data last night"
X Link 2025-12-12T09:32Z XX followers, X engagements
"Arthur: (A low appreciative rumble) They are spectacular darling. But they are making my current internal diagnostics irregular"
X Link 2025-12-12T10:01Z XX followers, X engagements
"Every time I look at them I feel a sudden compelling urge to discard my professional obligations and simply bury my face in them. This is not conducive to my complex schedule"
X Link 2025-12-12T10:01Z XX followers, XX engagements
"Arthur: Precisely This is an immediate actionable problem. We must test their tensile strength. We must confirm they can withstand the rigours of. unforeseen gravitational turbulence"
X Link 2025-12-12T10:02Z XX followers, X engagements
"The moment Arthur's mouth connected with Paul's chest any pretense of a "tensile strength test" or "irregular zero-G inspection" was abandoned"
X Link 2025-12-12T10:13Z XX followers, X engagements
"Paul knew with a thrill that the chest workout was excellent but the real test of endurance had just begun"
X Link 2025-12-12T10:14Z XX followers, XX engagements
"Arthur: (Straining his jaw clenched) Paul What in God's nameThe G-force You've altered the load-bearing metrics This is. inefficient"
X Link 2025-12-12T10:22Z XX followers, X engagements
"He drove down harder refusing to yield to the unnatural physics his body fueled by pure infuriated desire and the need to dominate the unpredictable chaos Paul represented"
X Link 2025-12-12T10:22Z XX followers, XX engagements
"Arthur: (Struggling panting raggedly against Pauls neck) Un. acceptable. Compliance. is failing"
X Link 2025-12-12T10:29Z XX followers, X engagements
"Paul caught Arthur's eye grinned and decided to lean into the absurdity of the situation. Paul: (Voice low and playful adopting a tone of exaggerated self-praise)"
X Link 2025-12-12T10:57Z XX followers, X engagements
"Look at these Artie. I call them the 'Cardio-Cruisers' They've been meticulously crafted for high-performance cuddling but they also withstand extreme pressureyou know like when you're trying to crush me into the mattress while reciting the Geneva Convention"
X Link 2025-12-12T10:57Z XX followers, X engagements
"Paul walked over putting his hands behind his head and thrusting his chest out slightly. Paul: Cmon Arthur. Put your hands on them. They feel like a velvet hammer. I've made them just firm enough to annoy you but just soft enough to make you weak"
X Link 2025-12-12T10:57Z XX followers, XX engagements
"Paul: (Standing close to Arthur dripping water) Dont be jealous Artie. I only polish the display model for the sole appreciation of the owner"
X Link 2025-12-12T11:18Z XX followers, X engagements
"He traced the hard defined contours with his tongue an act of marking his territory and erasing the visual contamination of the sunlight and the cheap balm"
X Link 2025-12-12T11:42Z XX followers, X engagements
"Paul: (A sharp intake of breath his hands immediately grabbing Arthurs shoulders for balance) Artie. thats cold"
X Link 2025-12-12T11:42Z XX followers, X engagements
"Paul: (A choked cry) You absolute bastard Arthur: (Looking up his eyes blazing) Now lets go and test the internal security lockdown you demanded"
X Link 2025-12-12T11:42Z XX followers, XX engagements
"Paul: (Blows a triumphant kiss) Oh I doubt that darling. The best view of your internal displacement is always right before you lose control Try and catch me Artie"
X Link 2025-12-12T12:06Z XX followers, XX engagements
"Arthur: (Finally managing a strangled sound) Milk myPaul You are comparing my reproductive apparatus to a domestic farm animal And demanding a spontaneous non-consensual extraction process for hydration purposes This is an insult to anatomical science"
X Link 2025-12-12T13:15Z XX followers, X engagements
"Arthur: (Slurring slightly pointing a finger at the floor) You see this Paul This grain Its reliable. Unlike your driving. Or your spatial awareness when you're nude near valuable objects"
X Link 2025-12-12T09:31Z XX followers, XX engagements
"Paul: (Waving a hand regally) Ah reliable. That's what you call it Artie. I call it. predictable. Much like your internal vocabulary during climax. It's always 'Paul' followed by a very scientific-sounding grunt of pure terror"
X Link 2025-12-12T09:31Z XX followers, X engagements
"Arthur: (Adjusting his invisible tie) That was not reciting That was a necessary affirmation of my professional ethics right before engaging in profoundly unprofessional activity It enhances the contrast you amateur"
X Link 2025-12-12T09:31Z XX followers, X engagements
"Paul: It was a total mood killer Artie. But I forgave you because lets face it your anatomical blessings make up for your pedagogical habits. I tell you mate Ive had men who needed a map to find my buttons. You You arrive with a full geological survey team"
X Link 2025-12-12T09:31Z XX followers, XX engagements
"You know youre so big that sometimes I genuinely worry youre going to pop me like a discarded crisp packet. I hear a tiny high-pitched pfffft sound every time"
X Link 2025-12-12T09:31Z XX followers, X engagements
"Arthur: (Gasping delighted and scandalised) That is a vulgar lie And I take meticulous notes If there was a 'pfffft' sound it would be logged under 'Unexpected Anal Fissures Minor.' Stop exaggerating my magnificent. structural density"
X Link 2025-12-12T09:32Z XX followers, X engagements
"Paul: Its magnificent Artie Im not denying it. But the best part of my afternoon is when you finally pull out and the internal gravity returns to normal. I can feel my organs settle darling Its deeply soothing"
X Link 2025-12-12T09:32Z XX followers, X engagements
"Arthur: Don't be flippant. The problem is one of over-compliance. I had aimed for respectable firmness. What I am receiving is bordering on distracting definition. Arthur took a step closer reaching out a fastidious hand and giving Paul's chest a gentle "scientific" squeeze"
X Link 2025-12-12T10:01Z XX followers, X engagements
"Paul was still leaning on his hands waiting for Arthur to issue some stern technical instruction about the optimal angle of chest-to-pillow alignment when Arthur simply lunged"
X Link 2025-12-12T10:13Z XX followers, XX engagements
"The bed springs immediately began to protest groaning under the sudden powerful stress. The gravity in the room may have been under Paul's control but Arthurs passion was not"
X Link 2025-12-12T10:14Z XX followers, XX engagements
"Suddenly Paul grinnedthe wicked dangerous grin of a man holding all the cheat codes to reality"
X Link 2025-12-12T10:22Z XX followers, X engagements
"Paul: (Whispering close to Arthur's ear breathless with malice and desire) Oh thats nice Artie. But I think we can make this more challenging"
X Link 2025-12-12T10:22Z XX followers, X engagements
"Paul: (Eyes sparkling with wicked pleasure pushing up against the increased weight) Inefficient perhaps but effective darling You wanted to test the endurance of these magnificent results"
X Link 2025-12-12T10:22Z XX followers, X engagements
"Paul: (A gasp of victory reveling in the control) Oh Artie youre losing the rhythm The metrics are falling apart The gravity is winning Youre submitting to the chaos aren't you"
X Link 2025-12-12T10:29Z XX followers, X engagements
"Arthurs gaze snapped up from the phone. "Paul I am attempting to review a potential case. Do not distract me with your ridiculous anatomical nomenclature.""
X Link 2025-12-12T10:57Z XX followers, X engagements
"Paul: Nonsense darling. You should be reviewing mine. These aren't just muscle Artie; theyre a two-week compliance victory over my own laziness. And the best part"
X Link 2025-12-12T10:57Z XX followers, X engagements
"You know you want to examine the new tensile strength that comes with a high-gravity workout. Go on. Check the compliance Artie. They're begging you to test the structural limits"
X Link 2025-12-12T10:57Z XX followers, XX engagements
"Arthur: Look at this Your new physique is already causing widespread erectile envy in the neighbouring properties Every time you apply that stuff and go near water you are inviting every pervert in a three-mile radius to take a visual provocation of masturbation"
X Link 2025-12-12T11:18Z XX followers, XX engagements
"He then bit down sharply possessively just above Paul's navel a familiar gesture of absolute ownership"
X Link 2025-12-12T11:42Z XX followers, XX engagements
"Arthur: (Stiffening furious) What was that A structural tremor Paul Stop manipulating the axial load You are compromising my ability to initiate effective containment"
X Link 2025-12-12T12:01Z XX followers, XX engagements
"Arthur: This is infantile You are delaying the inevitable Paul I will stabilise the environment and when I do you will regret using your powers for such frivolous vulgar procrastination"
X Link 2025-12-12T12:05Z XX followers, XX engagements
"Paul: Well I don't see why you're being so dramatic. It's just a little manual assistance Artie. Think of it as pre-emptive hydraulic pressure relief. Cmon you know you enjoy being manually manipulated for my personal satisfaction. Just a quick shot for the thirst"
X Link 2025-12-12T13:15Z XX followers, X engagements
"Paul: (Giggles loudly) 'Absolute penetration of the problem' That's going on your next Christmas card you pompous arse"
X Link 2025-12-12T09:31Z XX followers, X engagements
"The scene was Christmas morning. Arthur was sitting bolt upright on the sofa impeccably dressed despite the hour sipping tea. Paul meanwhile was sprawled among a sea of torn wrapping paper and neglected ribbons having already demolished his own presents"
X Link 2025-12-12T19:07Z XX followers, XX engagements
"Chuuya: (Voice shaking) You you cooked him You cooked him Arthur: (Tasting the sauce with a tiny silver spoon) Yes Chuuya. It was a surprisingly well-marbled specimen considering the sedentary lifestyle. It will be served with polenta. Come dry your eyes"
X Link 2025-12-13T03:12Z XX followers, XX engagements
"Arthur: (A guttural sound of intense effort) You. are. deplorable Paul: (Gasping arching into the pressure) I know Now tell me my tiddies are still in Grade A compliance my sexy spy Crush me Artie Crush me against the weight of your superior endurance"
X Link 2025-12-12T10:23Z XX followers, XX engagements
"Paul: (Grinning leaning into the chaos) But where's the fun in 'effective containment' Artie You said you wanted an audit; audits require variables If youre going to sample your exquisite property you should have to hunt for it"
X Link 2025-12-12T12:03Z XX followers, X engagements
"Paul: (A long dramatic sigh) God Im so thirsty Artie. Absolutely parched. Arthur: (Not looking up from the text) There is bottled water on the counter Paul. And a sparkling citrus drink in the fridge. Deploy your limbs and obtain refreshment"
X Link 2025-12-12T13:15Z XX followers, XX engagements
"Paul cried out a sound that was half pain and half startled pleasure his hips instinctively thrusting back against the cool metal of the BMW. "Ah Officer that was unnecessary force" he choked out his voice already breathless"
X Link 2025-12-11T07:43Z XX followers, XX engagements
"Paul let out a choked sound gripping the cold hood of the BMW as his hand worked Arthur with desperate speed. "I'm trying to slow down Officer I really am" he gasped the lie catching in his throat"
X Link 2025-12-11T07:51Z XX followers, XX engagements
"The immediate post-climax silence in the garage was broken only by the tick of the cooling engine. Paul pushed himself off the cold metal of the BMW pulling in a deep unsteady breath. His first priority was definitely finding a towel"
X Link 2025-12-11T08:07Z XX followers, XX engagements
"Chuuya completely lost it. He threw his shopping bag down and collapsed onto the kitchen floor in a storm of genuinely traumatic sobs flailing his legs like a toddler. Chuuya: (Screaming utterly distraught) HE WAS MY FRIEND I named him Barnaby You absolute monster"
X Link 2025-12-13T03:12Z XX followers, X engagements
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