#  @MachumaOfficial Mukunda WekwaKatsande🇿🇼 Mukunda WekwaKatsande🇿🇼 posts on X about level, if you, money, social media the most. They currently have [-----] followers and [---] posts still getting attention that total [-----] engagements in the last [--] hours. ### Engagements: [-----] [#](/creator/twitter::1318536783345442816/interactions)  - [--] Month [-----] +338% - [--] Months [------] +696% - [--] Year [------] -3.20% ### Mentions: [--] [#](/creator/twitter::1318536783345442816/posts_active)  - [--] Month [--] +133% - [--] Months [--] +214% - [--] Year [--] +43% ### Followers: [-----] [#](/creator/twitter::1318536783345442816/followers)  - [--] Month [-----] +0.16% - [--] Months [-----] +3.20% - [--] Year [-----] +2.70% ### CreatorRank: [-------] [#](/creator/twitter::1318536783345442816/influencer_rank)  ### Social Influence **Social category influence** [technology brands](/list/technology-brands) 6% [social networks](/list/social-networks) 5% [finance](/list/finance) 4% [celebrities](/list/celebrities) 4% [musicians](/list/musicians) 3% [products](/list/products) 2% [currencies](/list/currencies) 1% [stocks](/list/stocks) 1% [automotive brands](/list/automotive-brands) 1% [countries](/list/countries) 1% **Social topic influence** [level](/topic/level) 5%, [if you](/topic/if-you) 4%, [money](/topic/money) 4%, [social media](/topic/social-media) 2%, [future](/topic/future) 2%, [twitter](/topic/twitter) 2%, [nicki minaj](/topic/nicki-minaj) 2%, [iphone](/topic/iphone) 2%, [books](/topic/books) 2%, [the most](/topic/the-most) 2% **Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by** [@ubuhlee](/creator/undefined) [@makakaseni](/creator/undefined) [@that_ugly_1](/creator/undefined) [@nkoscoduprie](/creator/undefined) [@nigelgaffa](/creator/undefined) [@thatugly1](/creator/undefined) [@babanyenyedzi](/creator/undefined) [@teemhazo](/creator/undefined) [@mwendaz](/creator/undefined) [@lissabeeating](/creator/undefined) [@martinmtandi](/creator/undefined) [@ironfistbattlet](/creator/undefined) [@zvinahrjordan](/creator/undefined) [@vigie](/creator/undefined) [@bmajeki25](/creator/undefined) [@michaeljermain](/creator/undefined) [@tekkalekker](/creator/undefined) [@faraimazhindu](/creator/undefined) [@millionairebay](/creator/undefined) [@ajuzah](/creator/undefined) **Top assets mentioned** [Grande Group Ltd (GRAN)](/topic/grande) ### Top Social Posts Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours "If you remove your earpods and listen closely wakamira mutown you can hear the sounds of fornication happening today. 😭" [X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/2022618377164919077) 2026-02-14T10:26Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "I really hate the "social media is evil mantra" because what it really is is a double edged sword-it can be good or bad depending on whose hands it is in. There are families surviving off SM revenue but sure let's shut it down because a few dumbasses can't think for themselves Social media needs to crash for like a year so society can recalibrate Social media needs to crash for like a year so society can recalibrate" [X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/2020778012984463866) 2026-02-09T08:33Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "Rich woman poor woman still woman 😭😭 Cardi B and Stefon Diggs unfollow each other on Instagram after the Patriots Super Bowl loss sparking breakup speculation. https://t.co/slavJsvEKi Cardi B and Stefon Diggs unfollow each other on Instagram after the Patriots Super Bowl loss sparking breakup speculation. https://t.co/slavJsvEKi" [X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/2021516608116756637) 2026-02-11T09:28Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "We're not invested in this election just for impressions that is daft. We're expectant because it's our future in question. Our parents have emptied their kraals just so we can be in university. Forgive us if we want a gvt that's functional we're our father's only hope😭" [X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1695117559480140072) 2023-08-25T16:54Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "@That_Ugly_1 Nhasi hedu" [X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/2022632835618844855) 2026-02-14T11:23Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "My mind when I'm walking in town: Fat Mukudya here mudzimba umu Gojas baby girl Gerwa iwe Type yangu Avawo ava I can't wait to have a car My boyfriend would love this Hamusati mauona mulundukwa Wig haichaite iyi I need something to eat Yuhwiiii ndaneta 😂😂😂" [X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1959284477332533573) 2025-08-23T15:59Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "@NkoscoDuprie Ibvapano😂" [X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1960991638739653114) 2025-08-28T09:03Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "As a girl in your 20s if you want to see real shege date chisekuru chiri Kuma 30s chaunganidza mari yepfuma. Ukanonoka kudaira call text inopinda"Saka this is how you'll behave ndakurora" I was peeing ffs. Ukuze Gaffa pa Twitter family meeting hanzy anotamba nevarume online 😭🙌 Women date so aggressively when they are ready to settle down. Women date so aggressively when they are ready to settle down" [X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1961371512944169363) 2025-08-29T10:13Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "@baba_nyenyedzi The fact that a rich man subscribes to something doesn't make that something universal to everyone else. Let people have their own thoughts preferences and choices outside of rich people's 🙌" [X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1970129154658930893) 2025-09-22T14:12Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "@TeeMhazo You're a student. You need to work to be assessed Everyone is saying no salary You end up just accepting to get back to school" [X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1970739236694564942) 2025-09-24T06:37Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "@_Mwendaz Id be worse too. No money to make no parents & siblings to take care of. Just me and my wildest desires backed up by embezzled funds Id be unstoppable🙌" [X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1974081499541708860) 2025-10-03T11:58Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "I'm 50kg resting on a 1.53m frame. Motikwadzisa😭 But musenga bere wanga usina kumboshata But musenga bere wanga usina kumboshata" [X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1974836793716396510) 2025-10-05T13:59Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "@NkoscoDuprie @lissabeeating Haugone kuhwandisa ma message echihule wozogona kundirova LMAO 😂" [X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1977305846749999536) 2025-10-12T09:30Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "My all time favorite female rappers in order of GOATness(subject to additions if any new sounds tickle my fancy) Nicki Minaj Lauryn hill Young MA Rhapsody Iggy Azalea Doja Cat Missy Elliott Bia (new album hot btw) Gigi Lamayne Foxy Brown" [X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1978340662014550391) 2025-10-15T06:02Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "@MartinMtandi @IronFistBattleT What I'm saying is you can make money get capital etc but if you have much responsibility from your family and more from your spouse's family it might delay you as compared to your agemate who makes the same minus the many responsibilities from a poor family" [X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1981675326821507206) 2025-10-24T10:53Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "@_ubuhlee But are titties sucked at home No. Uyabona manje" [X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1981971335816294893) 2025-10-25T06:29Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "Gombwe:ChiExtraGafa Futi" [X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1982335459196883128) 2025-10-26T06:36Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "@Zvinahr_jordan Apa the work load is hell. Uchidriver ka picanto futi" [X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1983581036161224826) 2025-10-29T17:05Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "Hi. Ndakahora nezuro ku attachment kwangu. Hi😊. Just wanted to show you my cute dress ☺ https://t.co/M3QM1hLOyo Hi😊. Just wanted to show you my cute dress ☺ https://t.co/M3QM1hLOyo" [X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1984685602827284540) 2025-11-01T18:14Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "@_ubuhlee People and superficial problems. It's deeper than who should pay for the first date 🤷" [X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1984871333063274774) 2025-11-02T06:32Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "There's adulting. Then there's going to work whilst still in school plus being recently married with a young baby. Unotaura nendimi chete even usingaende ku ZAOGA😭😭😭🥵" [X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1985204050191679514) 2025-11-03T04:35Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "The most toxic girl you know listens to one of or all of these artists: Kehlani SZA Summer Walker Ariana Grande Shenseea Renee Rapp Jhene Aiko" [X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1986297271093190686) 2025-11-06T04:59Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "I used to be very excited when I noticed a spelling or grammatical error in a book I was reading. Now it just makes me sad😔" [X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1987410452389748906) 2025-11-09T06:42Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "@__Vigie Yes. He has [--] or [--] other wives. I'm not quite sure but yes they're married" [X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1987557478314217761) 2025-11-09T16:26Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "There is life beyond politics and the parliament. The North (read us) will remember 🫶 @BMajeki25 Fuck you @BMajeki25 Fuck you" [X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1988120148214247572) 2025-11-11T05:42Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "As a country what exactly did we do correct to deserve the talent that is Alick Macheso" [X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1988156342885117977) 2025-11-11T08:06Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "@michaeljermain Macheso is him An unparalleled and unprecedented once in a lifetime talent" [X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1988179786406244693) 2025-11-11T09:39Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "@Tekkalekker It's not reasonable that he got kids killed instead of growing back his hair using the same power 😭" [X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1988808931330945159) 2025-11-13T03:19Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "@FaraiMazhindu What happens when one commits a crime using his voice Defraud or scam people I think he is in the right" [X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1988945774546415768) 2025-11-13T12:23Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "@makakaseni @Millionairebay She was cooked for that Damn all I saw on that podcast was mad chemistry 😂😂🤦" [X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1989248398684483736) 2025-11-14T08:25Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "Econet should come up with a way to make us move money from Ecocash to OneMoney account. That way I can buy data rakachipa rinogara and risinganetse network re Netone straight nemari yeku Ecocash" [X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1990364872820072714) 2025-11-17T10:22Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "In some cases parents are complicit in their daughters' whoring. How do you see your [--] year old daughter with a mint iphone [--] & instead of asking her where she got it(beat her thoroughly) you pose for pictures Where do you think she got it How 🤦" [X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1993584568033853543) 2025-11-26T07:36Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "@ajuzah Im very old 😂" [X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1993874159986987090) 2025-11-27T02:46Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "@_ubuhlee @Mutsvangwa4 Very few people can be monogamous so far in Zim it's only me and my cousins 😌" [X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1996880175854928104) 2025-12-05T09:51Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "@ragnar_alwyn As a matter of principle adult adults (not you uncles) should only post verses or business otherwise zvana zvokuita ita😭" [X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1999101378476552536) 2025-12-11T12:58Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "TikTok videos take conspiracy theories to a whole new level. Pane agenda yavanoti Mother Mhamha Michelle Obama is a man & Mark Zuckerberg is a reptile allegedly. One two three videos and you'll start doubting reality 😭🤦" [X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/2004780713850405331) 2025-12-27T05:05Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "@makakaseni Ranhanha wedu" [X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/2011379761998934194) 2026-01-14T10:07Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "My favorite act of masochism is finishing up a terrible book just because I already started it and can't have unfinished books to my name despite the horror of such poor plotlines & themes😭" [X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/2011797333453807973) 2026-01-15T13:47Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "@MudiwaHood I don't agree with Everything he has to say. But some of his words and teachings are pure wisdom not only for relationships but for career friendships educationself growth etc" [X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1399366321066889216) 2021-05-31T14:05Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "Someone said Christian girls are attracted to toxic non believing guys. The truth is Christian guys don't make it any easier. Everyday he is talking about visions teaching you about speaking in tongues on dates and speaking of helldemons and the devil. PLEASE😂😂" [X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1506320851351842816) 2022-03-22T17:24Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "Wanted for a serious relationship is a young alpha male aged between 26-35 fluent in Shona English and sarcasm. Must have zero record of simping and zero photoshoot pictures. Being tall and 7pm dark is an added advantage. Please note boyfriend allowance will be provided. DM CV" [X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1671853654221922313) 2023-06-22T12:12Z [----] followers, 20.1K engagements "I badly want to participate in this Eastgate Mall debate but I stay in Mutoko and the only notable building we have is Muchi Hyper. What do I know Plus ndakaita Literature ku A Level 😭😂😂" [X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1674375235930411010) 2023-06-29T11:12Z [----] followers, 10.1K engagements "Prayer should never be treated as an emergency exit but a lifestyle. A life of prayer is a life of fellowship with Christ. If you only pray when you're in trouble then you're in deep trouble. Good morning 🌞" [X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1677821411497238529) 2023-07-08T23:26Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "Growing up in poverty permanently damages you .I once broke up with a guy who genuinely loved me because he went out of his way to make sure I had everything I needed from stuff like data to even wanting to change my phone. I was so convinced I was selling my soul. Nhamo so🙌" [X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1681248635571273729) 2023-07-18T10:24Z [----] followers, 11.6K engagements "My elder sister who just completed her Engineering degree at NUST sent me her transcript which showed the many distinctions she has and the First Class category of her degree. Hanzy now that ndapedza Degree rine basa I'm coming for Law ndikuridze ikoko futi. Vanhu vema sciences🙌" [X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1682671732388241409) 2023-07-22T08:39Z [----] followers, 29K engagements "I used to think praying was a platform to beg God into giving me whatever I wanted never considering my prayers' alignment with his will. I was always frustrated as a result. But now I understand that prayer is more than just begging it's also fellowship with the Father 🙏" [X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1685160040460681216) 2023-07-29T05:27Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "I have this super romantic message that's been brewing in my mind all day. Too scared if I send it to this one ndozonzi ndakaperera. If I die I die😬🥹" [X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1685331592187613184) 2023-07-29T16:48Z [----] followers, 10.2K engagements "@nickmangwana You really think Kikky Badass can influence tired exhausted desperate Zimbabweans She can't even influence us to listen to her trash music talk less of political preference. Anyway mupei henyu mari music industry isn't pay that much as it is" [X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1692773694412570991) 2023-08-19T05:41Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "Nyangwe ukatoti "beautiful Queen babe Advocate sweetheart girl mwaa mwaa" handisi kuzovhura DM yako iwe uchihyper ZANU PF on the Timeline. Tsek😤" [X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1693117769670422634) 2023-08-20T04:28Z [----] followers, 23K engagements "Someone said to me "panozopera [--] years twumakumbo twawakaisa pa Avi apo twunenge twapera nenzara". Saka vanhu hamutye handiti😂😂😂" [X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1695984016019595590) 2023-08-28T02:17Z [----] followers, 15.8K engagements "@antomukuwa Lessons derived: [--]. When things are going well make the most out of it [--]. Never stop growing level yourself up academically or otherwise [--]. Opportunity without discipline is futile your indiscipline can shatter what you built when you had opportunity. Thank you" [X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1698374930943885363) 2023-09-03T16:38Z [----] followers, 27.6K engagements "Mukomana akandibvunza kuti who are your favorite musicians ndinozongoti hangu Tamy Moyo and Nicki Minaj to sound slay asi zviri zvekunakidza Silent killer na Hwindi president vanogona havo😭😩😂" [X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1702283334863241636) 2023-09-14T11:29Z [----] followers, 22.2K engagements "Zim math is having a salary in RTGS that equates to less than USD $250 but still managing to send one kid to university two to boarding high schools and one to a private preschool; buying blood pressure medication for the grannies and having change to pay rent for the side chick What is Zim math What is Zim math" [X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1706908362179248320) 2023-09-27T05:47Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "@kikkybadass Mukuputa glue yema frontal ka mainini😂🫴" [X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1713081924275540330) 2023-10-14T06:38Z [----] followers, 40.2K engagements "There's a man in Mtoko who won that Ok grand challenge 4x4 car. Local mbinga proposed to give him a stand in a low density area that already had a [--] bedroom cottage + Toyota Wish in exchange for the big car. He refused sold the car and spent half kwaPapa🤡. He's broke now😭😭😭" [X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1731191128123179454) 2023-12-03T05:58Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "Weight gaining tips Anyone🤲 Ndadiwa futi nekamu A level. Kanga kachitonditi baby girl 😩😭" [X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1774139574840631313) 2024-03-30T18:20Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "@tapiwa_chiriga It's just communication. Just a minute to text "ndichambopinda mu town to do abcd.". It's not abuse or anything just a healthy relationship with communication. Ko ukafa ikoko toita sei wanga usina kutaura tisingazive kwauri 😐" [X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1877265997050105858) 2025-01-09T08:07Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "I was mukombi going home & the driver started driving like we have extra lives. I removed my headphones breathed in & out & said "fast & furious ndeyeiko naiwo ma hospital edu asina paracetamol iwawo". Silence. More silence. Then everyone erupts in support vchipopota. Unity 😌" [X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1976661335770599775) 2025-10-10T14:49Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "For every like this post gets I'll mention a book I read & loved" [X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1977615585447198989) 2025-10-13T06:01Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "Do you remember pamakatsamwira varume vamusina for buying you a stove After that lovely gentleman had bought his lady a stove Makapopota wena😂" [X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1979179330992275599) 2025-10-17T13:34Z [----] followers, 11K engagements "People in Masvingo if you vote for ZANU PF because you have been having ZESA since that rally imma start believing all the rumors about how mavhitori are dumb and so forth😫💀" [X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1668258167086522369) 2023-06-12T14:05Z [----] followers, 18.1K engagements "Top Zim shameless hustlers (All about secure the bag😂): [--]. Prof Madhuku [--]. Holy Ten [--]. DJ Towers [--]. Tytan Add yours" [X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1689564452486574080) 2023-08-10T09:08Z [----] followers, 18.3K engagements "@MrHandsome_ZA ❤" [X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1410217710252929026) 2021-06-30T12:44Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "@MrHandsomeSA @Anele22855925 ❤" [X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1425912553759285248) 2021-08-12T20:10Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "@Yvie_Bae ❤" [X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1463896630541922317) 2021-11-25T15:45Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "@Axecure_sneaker ❤" [X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1476791813801455635) 2021-12-31T05:46Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "System Tazvida was in a league of his own🤌🤌" [X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1565407103556231170) 2022-09-01T18:31Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "People tweeting anything that's not about Winky D or the album dai mambomira kutitambisira data😤" [X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1610302960675991553) 2023-01-03T15:51Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "Shungu dzine vabereki vedu dzekuti tibudirire dzinodadisa. May our parents be alive when we start to massively win. May they be around to see us become whom they have always thought we're capable of becoming 🙏" [X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1644175017553395713) 2023-04-07T03:07Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "My boyfriend is so funny. Never a dull or serious moment with him. I pity the woman who will get married to that clown 😭😂" [X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1676808160764362752) 2023-07-06T04:19Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "Do you know how many people have the same degree/diploma/ certificate that you have To be distinct in this highly competitive economy a qualification alone does not suffice. Learn a new skill. Learn a third language develop your leadership qualities network with people etc" [X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1680499688925982720) 2023-07-16T08:48Z [----] followers, 36.1K engagements "I hate how that Zimbabwean flag Jersey is being used like some sort of ZANU PF uniform. The flag is for Zimbabweans not a political party Also meeting yekuita Holy Ten Leader of the youth yakaitwepi" [X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1688870088164720641) 2023-08-08T11:09Z [----] followers, 17.8K engagements "Black men are only picky with black women; short curvy hour glass shape flawless skin this that etc but when it comes to white women they just pick any living and breathing organism 😂😂😂" [X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1690284099603197954) 2023-08-12T08:48Z [----] followers, 25.7K engagements "Kugara kumusha during election period is the pits 🚮. It's 5am I'm trying to sleep and someone is walking shouting at the top of their voice "Ngatisanganei pamuhacha vabereki mota dziripo tiende kumusangano". Bro stfu😤" [X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1690980390310207489) 2023-08-14T06:55Z [----] followers, 14.2K engagements "I think as young Africans we've been wrongly ingrained that a wedding has to be big flamboyant and flashy. On the contrary I think it's wiser to have a small reception with few friends and family and save money for the new marital life. Again this is just a personal take" [X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1691161917471981568) 2023-08-14T18:56Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "Was having a conversation with my old friend on WhatsApp and she said ndanzwa mbiri yako yekutaura zvePolitics KuTwitter ucharohwa. It's heartbreaking that ZANU PF has ingrained into a whole generation that politics is a no go area. That's why many youths are reluctant to vote💔" [X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1691301427753127936) 2023-08-15T04:10Z [----] followers, 21.3K engagements "Since Twitter is now paying pakutomboda kuvhura home. Mazi dizzy takes chaiwo. Kutombodenha Alpha chaiko wozoti sorry hako ku DM 😂😂👍" [X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1693157797016301947) 2023-08-20T07:07Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "Voting works Voting works Voting works Voting works Voting works Voting works Voting works Voting works Voting works End of Tweet" [X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1693960746818765019) 2023-08-22T12:18Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "Zimbabweans we have already mastered the art of enduring long queues courtesy of ZUPCO Banks etc. If you can stand & wait for a bus you can as well stand and wait until you actually vote. Let's endure🙏" [X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1694567646216208883) 2023-08-24T04:29Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "Handinyatsonzwisise hangu mashandiro aMwari nor do I have the moral ground to question him but ZANU ikachingwinha by their usual tricks mukuru wedenga anenge atikanganwa. We're desperate 😭😭" [X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1695477906875580673) 2023-08-26T16:46Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "Coming here to gloat that CCC lost they had no plan strategy ambiguity was a flop using an iphone yawakawana washandurwa all night by a man old enough to be your Father is daft. Chamisa & crew are already established individuals. You're the one who will suffer. Twupenzi 🚮" [X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1695667346973524451) 2023-08-27T05:19Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "The day my President officially assumes his office I'll spend a month cooking Nick Mangwana here everyday na 2pm. So help me God🙏" [X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1696347895249666559) 2023-08-29T02:23Z [----] followers, 10.2K engagements "I am grateful to my parents for raising me in a church environment and a God fearing home. Dai pasina kakutya Mwari ikako ndingadai ndichivhura hombe after hombe. I know myself and what I'm capable of😩😂" [X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1697460648416837757) 2023-09-01T04:05Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "Busy praying for a good wife and you see me liking and retweeting your posts. What are you waiting for More hints Come get your wife Shewe☺" [X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1699057143767523816) 2023-09-05T13:49Z [----] followers, 23K engagements "Went to this school looking for a Form [--] place for my sister. When I entered the Headmaster's office he was irritated and said "young lady come with your parents pano mwana haatsvage nzvimbo yake ega". First of all tsek secondly I'm a 2nd year varsity student kugeza chete😤😤" [X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1699344508725444953) 2023-09-06T08:51Z [----] followers, 33.8K engagements "Social media has given a false sense of grandiosity. Having many followers means nothing. You could die today and your online followers wouldn't even know. That being said don't embarrass yourself & family trying to please people here who don't even care about you. Be sane" [X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1701070325843120318) 2023-09-11T03:09Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "In all my years of visiting public offices be it schools companies etc one thing has remained constant. Dealing with men is much easier than women. Even if you're paying for the services women still act like they're doing you a favor iye ari pabasa. Pathetic behavior🚮" [X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1701160106400903526) 2023-09-11T09:05Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "People blaming Nelson Chamisa for "doing nothing" whilst hiding behind their keyboards are the same people who wouldn't dare risk their lives if it meant challenging ZANU PF. Unoda kuitirwa nemumwe murume That man is brave and better than all the wannabe political analysts here" [X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1701442066113335538) 2023-09-12T03:46Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "That woman that just chopped off someone's body part because he was flirting/cheating is about to rot in jail. Ladies & gentlemen whenever dealing with cheating partners always remember munhu unotsvaga mumwe but can't say the same about freedom reputation or health. Be sane" [X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1701799543539396824) 2023-09-13T03:26Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "Nevane ma [--] points at A level are busy bashing Honorable Adv Mahere for her A level results which are impressive by the way. Ko kungonyarara😂" [X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1701913037500793104) 2023-09-13T10:57Z [----] followers, 26.2K engagements "@_MakdShelby I believe in rooranai vematongo. I'd never settle for someone who's political ideology differs from mine. In Short ndirikuti ndipeiwo number dza Ostallos 🙏" [X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1702354447999901951) 2023-09-14T16:11Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "The things that truly make me happy are either illegal unaffordable or already married 😩😭" [X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1702533828806340801) 2023-09-15T04:04Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "Have you noticed that in this supposed generational battle between the 90s and 2000s the 90s are the most provoking. Busy saying "ama 2k won't relate ama 2k this & that". Chembere dzepi dzinodenha kudaro 🚮😩" [X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1702739464047518094) 2023-09-15T17:41Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "I never admit that I love you. I just send you books educative journals on our favorite topics and new songs everyday plus funny memes. Iwewe chionawo ka kuti Machuma vanakirwa and stop saying "great book thank you"😌" [X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1725375091263861083) 2023-11-17T04:47Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "Yesterday was my mom's birthday and I sang her the birthday song. Soon as I got to the "who is your boyfriend" part sis blushed and mumbled my father's name whilst my father was there grinning like a child. I kid you not love is a beautiful thing 🥺😂❤" [X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1727178003258454479) 2023-11-22T04:11Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "Zvima sekuru zvine ma 28-35yrs zvanzwa nekurwadziswa zvonakidza kudanana nazvo. Every conversation is always about our "future". Of course we won't get married Josh but keep lying to me about how we are gonna have five kids😌😌😂" [X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1728295036297908379) 2023-11-25T06:10Z [----] followers, 15.3K engagements "@lleony Munyika muno muzere vanhu vnofarira kushaudhwa😭" [X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1729536258722930808) 2023-11-28T16:22Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "Growing up in an underprivileged background whilst academically gifted will seduce you into thinking that once you graduate you'll get a good paying job so you can give your family the life they never had. When you realize you can be educated & broke the pain is frustrating😭😭" [X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1732618034714444138) 2023-12-07T04:28Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "@Zvoutete14 I'm yet to see a Ndebele man call a woman hure simply for disagreeing with him. I'm yet to see Ndebele men moving in a pack harassing women for their dressing. Handinyatsozive hangu nezvavo but in those regards they're better than most Shona men" [X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1850052926124757305) 2024-10-26T05:52Z [----] followers, [----] engagements Limited data mode. Full metrics available with subscription: lunarcrush.com/pricing
@MachumaOfficial Mukunda WekwaKatsande🇿🇼
Mukunda WekwaKatsande🇿🇼 posts on X about level, if you, money, social media the most. They currently have [-----] followers and [---] posts still getting attention that total [-----] engagements in the last [--] hours.
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Social Influence
Social category influence technology brands 6% social networks 5% finance 4% celebrities 4% musicians 3% products 2% currencies 1% stocks 1% automotive brands 1% countries 1%
Social topic influence level 5%, if you 4%, money 4%, social media 2%, future 2%, twitter 2%, nicki minaj 2%, iphone 2%, books 2%, the most 2%
Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by @ubuhlee @makakaseni @that_ugly_1 @nkoscoduprie @nigelgaffa @thatugly1 @babanyenyedzi @teemhazo @mwendaz @lissabeeating @martinmtandi @ironfistbattlet @zvinahrjordan @vigie @bmajeki25 @michaeljermain @tekkalekker @faraimazhindu @millionairebay @ajuzah
Top assets mentioned Grande Group Ltd (GRAN)
Top Social Posts
Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours
"If you remove your earpods and listen closely wakamira mutown you can hear the sounds of fornication happening today. 😭"
X Link 2026-02-14T10:26Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"I really hate the "social media is evil mantra" because what it really is is a double edged sword-it can be good or bad depending on whose hands it is in. There are families surviving off SM revenue but sure let's shut it down because a few dumbasses can't think for themselves Social media needs to crash for like a year so society can recalibrate Social media needs to crash for like a year so society can recalibrate"
X Link 2026-02-09T08:33Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"Rich woman poor woman still woman 😭😭 Cardi B and Stefon Diggs unfollow each other on Instagram after the Patriots Super Bowl loss sparking breakup speculation. https://t.co/slavJsvEKi Cardi B and Stefon Diggs unfollow each other on Instagram after the Patriots Super Bowl loss sparking breakup speculation. https://t.co/slavJsvEKi"
X Link 2026-02-11T09:28Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"We're not invested in this election just for impressions that is daft. We're expectant because it's our future in question. Our parents have emptied their kraals just so we can be in university. Forgive us if we want a gvt that's functional we're our father's only hope😭"
X Link 2023-08-25T16:54Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"@That_Ugly_1 Nhasi hedu"
X Link 2026-02-14T11:23Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"My mind when I'm walking in town: Fat Mukudya here mudzimba umu Gojas baby girl Gerwa iwe Type yangu Avawo ava I can't wait to have a car My boyfriend would love this Hamusati mauona mulundukwa Wig haichaite iyi I need something to eat Yuhwiiii ndaneta 😂😂😂"
X Link 2025-08-23T15:59Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"@NkoscoDuprie Ibvapano😂"
X Link 2025-08-28T09:03Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"As a girl in your 20s if you want to see real shege date chisekuru chiri Kuma 30s chaunganidza mari yepfuma. Ukanonoka kudaira call text inopinda"Saka this is how you'll behave ndakurora" I was peeing ffs. Ukuze Gaffa pa Twitter family meeting hanzy anotamba nevarume online 😭🙌 Women date so aggressively when they are ready to settle down. Women date so aggressively when they are ready to settle down"
X Link 2025-08-29T10:13Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"@baba_nyenyedzi The fact that a rich man subscribes to something doesn't make that something universal to everyone else. Let people have their own thoughts preferences and choices outside of rich people's 🙌"
X Link 2025-09-22T14:12Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"@TeeMhazo You're a student. You need to work to be assessed Everyone is saying no salary You end up just accepting to get back to school"
X Link 2025-09-24T06:37Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"@_Mwendaz Id be worse too. No money to make no parents & siblings to take care of. Just me and my wildest desires backed up by embezzled funds Id be unstoppable🙌"
X Link 2025-10-03T11:58Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"I'm 50kg resting on a 1.53m frame. Motikwadzisa😭 But musenga bere wanga usina kumboshata But musenga bere wanga usina kumboshata"
X Link 2025-10-05T13:59Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"@NkoscoDuprie @lissabeeating Haugone kuhwandisa ma message echihule wozogona kundirova LMAO 😂"
X Link 2025-10-12T09:30Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"My all time favorite female rappers in order of GOATness(subject to additions if any new sounds tickle my fancy) Nicki Minaj Lauryn hill Young MA Rhapsody Iggy Azalea Doja Cat Missy Elliott Bia (new album hot btw) Gigi Lamayne Foxy Brown"
X Link 2025-10-15T06:02Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"@MartinMtandi @IronFistBattleT What I'm saying is you can make money get capital etc but if you have much responsibility from your family and more from your spouse's family it might delay you as compared to your agemate who makes the same minus the many responsibilities from a poor family"
X Link 2025-10-24T10:53Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"@_ubuhlee But are titties sucked at home No. Uyabona manje"
X Link 2025-10-25T06:29Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Gombwe:ChiExtraGafa Futi"
X Link 2025-10-26T06:36Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"@Zvinahr_jordan Apa the work load is hell. Uchidriver ka picanto futi"
X Link 2025-10-29T17:05Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"Hi. Ndakahora nezuro ku attachment kwangu. Hi😊. Just wanted to show you my cute dress ☺ https://t.co/M3QM1hLOyo Hi😊. Just wanted to show you my cute dress ☺ https://t.co/M3QM1hLOyo"
X Link 2025-11-01T18:14Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"@_ubuhlee People and superficial problems. It's deeper than who should pay for the first date 🤷"
X Link 2025-11-02T06:32Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"There's adulting. Then there's going to work whilst still in school plus being recently married with a young baby. Unotaura nendimi chete even usingaende ku ZAOGA😭😭😭🥵"
X Link 2025-11-03T04:35Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"The most toxic girl you know listens to one of or all of these artists: Kehlani SZA Summer Walker Ariana Grande Shenseea Renee Rapp Jhene Aiko"
X Link 2025-11-06T04:59Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"I used to be very excited when I noticed a spelling or grammatical error in a book I was reading. Now it just makes me sad😔"
X Link 2025-11-09T06:42Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"@__Vigie Yes. He has [--] or [--] other wives. I'm not quite sure but yes they're married"
X Link 2025-11-09T16:26Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"There is life beyond politics and the parliament. The North (read us) will remember 🫶 @BMajeki25 Fuck you @BMajeki25 Fuck you"
X Link 2025-11-11T05:42Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"As a country what exactly did we do correct to deserve the talent that is Alick Macheso"
X Link 2025-11-11T08:06Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"@michaeljermain Macheso is him An unparalleled and unprecedented once in a lifetime talent"
X Link 2025-11-11T09:39Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"@Tekkalekker It's not reasonable that he got kids killed instead of growing back his hair using the same power 😭"
X Link 2025-11-13T03:19Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"@FaraiMazhindu What happens when one commits a crime using his voice Defraud or scam people I think he is in the right"
X Link 2025-11-13T12:23Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"@makakaseni @Millionairebay She was cooked for that Damn all I saw on that podcast was mad chemistry 😂😂🤦"
X Link 2025-11-14T08:25Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"Econet should come up with a way to make us move money from Ecocash to OneMoney account. That way I can buy data rakachipa rinogara and risinganetse network re Netone straight nemari yeku Ecocash"
X Link 2025-11-17T10:22Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"In some cases parents are complicit in their daughters' whoring. How do you see your [--] year old daughter with a mint iphone [--] & instead of asking her where she got it(beat her thoroughly) you pose for pictures Where do you think she got it How 🤦"
X Link 2025-11-26T07:36Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"@ajuzah Im very old 😂"
X Link 2025-11-27T02:46Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"@_ubuhlee @Mutsvangwa4 Very few people can be monogamous so far in Zim it's only me and my cousins 😌"
X Link 2025-12-05T09:51Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"@ragnar_alwyn As a matter of principle adult adults (not you uncles) should only post verses or business otherwise zvana zvokuita ita😭"
X Link 2025-12-11T12:58Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"TikTok videos take conspiracy theories to a whole new level. Pane agenda yavanoti Mother Mhamha Michelle Obama is a man & Mark Zuckerberg is a reptile allegedly. One two three videos and you'll start doubting reality 😭🤦"
X Link 2025-12-27T05:05Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"@makakaseni Ranhanha wedu"
X Link 2026-01-14T10:07Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"My favorite act of masochism is finishing up a terrible book just because I already started it and can't have unfinished books to my name despite the horror of such poor plotlines & themes😭"
X Link 2026-01-15T13:47Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"@MudiwaHood I don't agree with Everything he has to say. But some of his words and teachings are pure wisdom not only for relationships but for career friendships educationself growth etc"
X Link 2021-05-31T14:05Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"Someone said Christian girls are attracted to toxic non believing guys. The truth is Christian guys don't make it any easier. Everyday he is talking about visions teaching you about speaking in tongues on dates and speaking of helldemons and the devil. PLEASE😂😂"
X Link 2022-03-22T17:24Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"Wanted for a serious relationship is a young alpha male aged between 26-35 fluent in Shona English and sarcasm. Must have zero record of simping and zero photoshoot pictures. Being tall and 7pm dark is an added advantage. Please note boyfriend allowance will be provided. DM CV"
X Link 2023-06-22T12:12Z [----] followers, 20.1K engagements
"I badly want to participate in this Eastgate Mall debate but I stay in Mutoko and the only notable building we have is Muchi Hyper. What do I know Plus ndakaita Literature ku A Level 😭😂😂"
X Link 2023-06-29T11:12Z [----] followers, 10.1K engagements
"Prayer should never be treated as an emergency exit but a lifestyle. A life of prayer is a life of fellowship with Christ. If you only pray when you're in trouble then you're in deep trouble. Good morning 🌞"
X Link 2023-07-08T23:26Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Growing up in poverty permanently damages you .I once broke up with a guy who genuinely loved me because he went out of his way to make sure I had everything I needed from stuff like data to even wanting to change my phone. I was so convinced I was selling my soul. Nhamo so🙌"
X Link 2023-07-18T10:24Z [----] followers, 11.6K engagements
"My elder sister who just completed her Engineering degree at NUST sent me her transcript which showed the many distinctions she has and the First Class category of her degree. Hanzy now that ndapedza Degree rine basa I'm coming for Law ndikuridze ikoko futi. Vanhu vema sciences🙌"
X Link 2023-07-22T08:39Z [----] followers, 29K engagements
"I used to think praying was a platform to beg God into giving me whatever I wanted never considering my prayers' alignment with his will. I was always frustrated as a result. But now I understand that prayer is more than just begging it's also fellowship with the Father 🙏"
X Link 2023-07-29T05:27Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"I have this super romantic message that's been brewing in my mind all day. Too scared if I send it to this one ndozonzi ndakaperera. If I die I die😬🥹"
X Link 2023-07-29T16:48Z [----] followers, 10.2K engagements
"@nickmangwana You really think Kikky Badass can influence tired exhausted desperate Zimbabweans She can't even influence us to listen to her trash music talk less of political preference. Anyway mupei henyu mari music industry isn't pay that much as it is"
X Link 2023-08-19T05:41Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Nyangwe ukatoti "beautiful Queen babe Advocate sweetheart girl mwaa mwaa" handisi kuzovhura DM yako iwe uchihyper ZANU PF on the Timeline. Tsek😤"
X Link 2023-08-20T04:28Z [----] followers, 23K engagements
"Someone said to me "panozopera [--] years twumakumbo twawakaisa pa Avi apo twunenge twapera nenzara". Saka vanhu hamutye handiti😂😂😂"
X Link 2023-08-28T02:17Z [----] followers, 15.8K engagements
"@antomukuwa Lessons derived: [--]. When things are going well make the most out of it [--]. Never stop growing level yourself up academically or otherwise [--]. Opportunity without discipline is futile your indiscipline can shatter what you built when you had opportunity. Thank you"
X Link 2023-09-03T16:38Z [----] followers, 27.6K engagements
"Mukomana akandibvunza kuti who are your favorite musicians ndinozongoti hangu Tamy Moyo and Nicki Minaj to sound slay asi zviri zvekunakidza Silent killer na Hwindi president vanogona havo😭😩😂"
X Link 2023-09-14T11:29Z [----] followers, 22.2K engagements
"Zim math is having a salary in RTGS that equates to less than USD $250 but still managing to send one kid to university two to boarding high schools and one to a private preschool; buying blood pressure medication for the grannies and having change to pay rent for the side chick What is Zim math What is Zim math"
X Link 2023-09-27T05:47Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"@kikkybadass Mukuputa glue yema frontal ka mainini😂🫴"
X Link 2023-10-14T06:38Z [----] followers, 40.2K engagements
"There's a man in Mtoko who won that Ok grand challenge 4x4 car. Local mbinga proposed to give him a stand in a low density area that already had a [--] bedroom cottage + Toyota Wish in exchange for the big car. He refused sold the car and spent half kwaPapa🤡. He's broke now😭😭😭"
X Link 2023-12-03T05:58Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Weight gaining tips Anyone🤲 Ndadiwa futi nekamu A level. Kanga kachitonditi baby girl 😩😭"
X Link 2024-03-30T18:20Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"@tapiwa_chiriga It's just communication. Just a minute to text "ndichambopinda mu town to do abcd.". It's not abuse or anything just a healthy relationship with communication. Ko ukafa ikoko toita sei wanga usina kutaura tisingazive kwauri 😐"
X Link 2025-01-09T08:07Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"I was mukombi going home & the driver started driving like we have extra lives. I removed my headphones breathed in & out & said "fast & furious ndeyeiko naiwo ma hospital edu asina paracetamol iwawo". Silence. More silence. Then everyone erupts in support vchipopota. Unity 😌"
X Link 2025-10-10T14:49Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"For every like this post gets I'll mention a book I read & loved"
X Link 2025-10-13T06:01Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Do you remember pamakatsamwira varume vamusina for buying you a stove After that lovely gentleman had bought his lady a stove Makapopota wena😂"
X Link 2025-10-17T13:34Z [----] followers, 11K engagements
"People in Masvingo if you vote for ZANU PF because you have been having ZESA since that rally imma start believing all the rumors about how mavhitori are dumb and so forth😫💀"
X Link 2023-06-12T14:05Z [----] followers, 18.1K engagements
"Top Zim shameless hustlers (All about secure the bag😂): [--]. Prof Madhuku [--]. Holy Ten [--]. DJ Towers [--]. Tytan Add yours"
X Link 2023-08-10T09:08Z [----] followers, 18.3K engagements
"@MrHandsome_ZA ❤"
X Link 2021-06-30T12:44Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"@MrHandsomeSA @Anele22855925 ❤"
X Link 2021-08-12T20:10Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"@Yvie_Bae ❤"
X Link 2021-11-25T15:45Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"@Axecure_sneaker ❤"
X Link 2021-12-31T05:46Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"System Tazvida was in a league of his own🤌🤌"
X Link 2022-09-01T18:31Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"People tweeting anything that's not about Winky D or the album dai mambomira kutitambisira data😤"
X Link 2023-01-03T15:51Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Shungu dzine vabereki vedu dzekuti tibudirire dzinodadisa. May our parents be alive when we start to massively win. May they be around to see us become whom they have always thought we're capable of becoming 🙏"
X Link 2023-04-07T03:07Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"My boyfriend is so funny. Never a dull or serious moment with him. I pity the woman who will get married to that clown 😭😂"
X Link 2023-07-06T04:19Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Do you know how many people have the same degree/diploma/ certificate that you have To be distinct in this highly competitive economy a qualification alone does not suffice. Learn a new skill. Learn a third language develop your leadership qualities network with people etc"
X Link 2023-07-16T08:48Z [----] followers, 36.1K engagements
"I hate how that Zimbabwean flag Jersey is being used like some sort of ZANU PF uniform. The flag is for Zimbabweans not a political party Also meeting yekuita Holy Ten Leader of the youth yakaitwepi"
X Link 2023-08-08T11:09Z [----] followers, 17.8K engagements
"Black men are only picky with black women; short curvy hour glass shape flawless skin this that etc but when it comes to white women they just pick any living and breathing organism 😂😂😂"
X Link 2023-08-12T08:48Z [----] followers, 25.7K engagements
"Kugara kumusha during election period is the pits 🚮. It's 5am I'm trying to sleep and someone is walking shouting at the top of their voice "Ngatisanganei pamuhacha vabereki mota dziripo tiende kumusangano". Bro stfu😤"
X Link 2023-08-14T06:55Z [----] followers, 14.2K engagements
"I think as young Africans we've been wrongly ingrained that a wedding has to be big flamboyant and flashy. On the contrary I think it's wiser to have a small reception with few friends and family and save money for the new marital life. Again this is just a personal take"
X Link 2023-08-14T18:56Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Was having a conversation with my old friend on WhatsApp and she said ndanzwa mbiri yako yekutaura zvePolitics KuTwitter ucharohwa. It's heartbreaking that ZANU PF has ingrained into a whole generation that politics is a no go area. That's why many youths are reluctant to vote💔"
X Link 2023-08-15T04:10Z [----] followers, 21.3K engagements
"Since Twitter is now paying pakutomboda kuvhura home. Mazi dizzy takes chaiwo. Kutombodenha Alpha chaiko wozoti sorry hako ku DM 😂😂👍"
X Link 2023-08-20T07:07Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Voting works Voting works Voting works Voting works Voting works Voting works Voting works Voting works Voting works End of Tweet"
X Link 2023-08-22T12:18Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Zimbabweans we have already mastered the art of enduring long queues courtesy of ZUPCO Banks etc. If you can stand & wait for a bus you can as well stand and wait until you actually vote. Let's endure🙏"
X Link 2023-08-24T04:29Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Handinyatsonzwisise hangu mashandiro aMwari nor do I have the moral ground to question him but ZANU ikachingwinha by their usual tricks mukuru wedenga anenge atikanganwa. We're desperate 😭😭"
X Link 2023-08-26T16:46Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Coming here to gloat that CCC lost they had no plan strategy ambiguity was a flop using an iphone yawakawana washandurwa all night by a man old enough to be your Father is daft. Chamisa & crew are already established individuals. You're the one who will suffer. Twupenzi 🚮"
X Link 2023-08-27T05:19Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"The day my President officially assumes his office I'll spend a month cooking Nick Mangwana here everyday na 2pm. So help me God🙏"
X Link 2023-08-29T02:23Z [----] followers, 10.2K engagements
"I am grateful to my parents for raising me in a church environment and a God fearing home. Dai pasina kakutya Mwari ikako ndingadai ndichivhura hombe after hombe. I know myself and what I'm capable of😩😂"
X Link 2023-09-01T04:05Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Busy praying for a good wife and you see me liking and retweeting your posts. What are you waiting for More hints Come get your wife Shewe☺"
X Link 2023-09-05T13:49Z [----] followers, 23K engagements
"Went to this school looking for a Form [--] place for my sister. When I entered the Headmaster's office he was irritated and said "young lady come with your parents pano mwana haatsvage nzvimbo yake ega". First of all tsek secondly I'm a 2nd year varsity student kugeza chete😤😤"
X Link 2023-09-06T08:51Z [----] followers, 33.8K engagements
"Social media has given a false sense of grandiosity. Having many followers means nothing. You could die today and your online followers wouldn't even know. That being said don't embarrass yourself & family trying to please people here who don't even care about you. Be sane"
X Link 2023-09-11T03:09Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"In all my years of visiting public offices be it schools companies etc one thing has remained constant. Dealing with men is much easier than women. Even if you're paying for the services women still act like they're doing you a favor iye ari pabasa. Pathetic behavior🚮"
X Link 2023-09-11T09:05Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"People blaming Nelson Chamisa for "doing nothing" whilst hiding behind their keyboards are the same people who wouldn't dare risk their lives if it meant challenging ZANU PF. Unoda kuitirwa nemumwe murume That man is brave and better than all the wannabe political analysts here"
X Link 2023-09-12T03:46Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"That woman that just chopped off someone's body part because he was flirting/cheating is about to rot in jail. Ladies & gentlemen whenever dealing with cheating partners always remember munhu unotsvaga mumwe but can't say the same about freedom reputation or health. Be sane"
X Link 2023-09-13T03:26Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Nevane ma [--] points at A level are busy bashing Honorable Adv Mahere for her A level results which are impressive by the way. Ko kungonyarara😂"
X Link 2023-09-13T10:57Z [----] followers, 26.2K engagements
"@_MakdShelby I believe in rooranai vematongo. I'd never settle for someone who's political ideology differs from mine. In Short ndirikuti ndipeiwo number dza Ostallos 🙏"
X Link 2023-09-14T16:11Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"The things that truly make me happy are either illegal unaffordable or already married 😩😭"
X Link 2023-09-15T04:04Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Have you noticed that in this supposed generational battle between the 90s and 2000s the 90s are the most provoking. Busy saying "ama 2k won't relate ama 2k this & that". Chembere dzepi dzinodenha kudaro 🚮😩"
X Link 2023-09-15T17:41Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"I never admit that I love you. I just send you books educative journals on our favorite topics and new songs everyday plus funny memes. Iwewe chionawo ka kuti Machuma vanakirwa and stop saying "great book thank you"😌"
X Link 2023-11-17T04:47Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Yesterday was my mom's birthday and I sang her the birthday song. Soon as I got to the "who is your boyfriend" part sis blushed and mumbled my father's name whilst my father was there grinning like a child. I kid you not love is a beautiful thing 🥺😂❤"
X Link 2023-11-22T04:11Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Zvima sekuru zvine ma 28-35yrs zvanzwa nekurwadziswa zvonakidza kudanana nazvo. Every conversation is always about our "future". Of course we won't get married Josh but keep lying to me about how we are gonna have five kids😌😌😂"
X Link 2023-11-25T06:10Z [----] followers, 15.3K engagements
"@lleony Munyika muno muzere vanhu vnofarira kushaudhwa😭"
X Link 2023-11-28T16:22Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Growing up in an underprivileged background whilst academically gifted will seduce you into thinking that once you graduate you'll get a good paying job so you can give your family the life they never had. When you realize you can be educated & broke the pain is frustrating😭😭"
X Link 2023-12-07T04:28Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"@Zvoutete14 I'm yet to see a Ndebele man call a woman hure simply for disagreeing with him. I'm yet to see Ndebele men moving in a pack harassing women for their dressing. Handinyatsozive hangu nezvavo but in those regards they're better than most Shona men"
X Link 2024-10-26T05:52Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
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