#  @Katerade Kate Kate posts on X about have the, in the, folks, at least the most. They currently have [---] followers and [---] posts still getting attention that total [---] engagements in the last [--] hours. ### Engagements: [---] [#](/creator/twitter::14691245/interactions)  - [--] Week [-----] +6.60% - [--] Month [------] -77% - [--] Months [----------] +56% - [--] Year [----------] +301% ### Mentions: [--] [#](/creator/twitter::14691245/posts_active)  - [--] Month [--] -87% - [--] Months [-----] +418% - [--] Year [-----] +165% ### Followers: [---] [#](/creator/twitter::14691245/followers)  - [--] Week [---] +0.34% - [--] Month [---] +2.70% - [--] Months [---] +16% - [--] Year [---] +30% ### CreatorRank: [---------] [#](/creator/twitter::14691245/influencer_rank)  ### Social Influence **Social category influence** [stocks](/list/stocks) 2.75% [countries](/list/countries) 2.75% [finance](/list/finance) 2.75% [social networks](/list/social-networks) 1.83% [technology brands](/list/technology-brands) 1.83% [fashion brands](/list/fashion-brands) 1.83% [nfl](/list/nfl) 0.92% [celebrities](/list/celebrities) 0.92% **Social topic influence** [have the](/topic/have-the) 2.75%, [in the](/topic/in-the) 2.75%, [folks](/topic/folks) 2.75%, [at least](/topic/at-least) 2.75%, [the end](/topic/the-end) 2.75%, [more than](/topic/more-than) 2.75%, [stuff](/topic/stuff) 2.75%, [bed](/topic/bed) 1.83%, [if you](/topic/if-you) 1.83%, [history](/topic/history) 1.83% **Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by** [@megustocarne](/creator/undefined) [@figure4pointer](/creator/undefined) [@brandoneffdub](/creator/undefined) [@sighfieri](/creator/undefined) [@nicolecliffe](/creator/undefined) [@byandrewwagner](/creator/undefined) [@puptheband](/creator/undefined) [@mlbastian](/creator/undefined) [@rookiemisteak](/creator/undefined) [@yourpalcrawf](/creator/undefined) [@paprbckparadise](/creator/undefined) [@mrmet](/creator/undefined) [@dallasmavs](/creator/undefined) [@brandyljensen](/creator/undefined) [@mikebeauvais](/creator/undefined) [@clueheywood](/creator/undefined) [@sienesecath](/creator/undefined) [@chidspin](/creator/undefined) [@freeg4h](/creator/undefined) [@felixpotvin](/creator/undefined) **Top assets mentioned** [Lululemon Athletica Inc (LULU)](/topic/$lulu) [Alphabet Inc Class A (GOOGL)](/topic/$googl) ### Top Social Posts Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours "Shoutout to the business casual bro buying two Smirnoff Ice Smashes at 8:30 in the morning. I hope your Wednesday is magical" [X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/2019040349944230017) 2026-02-04T13:28Z [---] followers, [---] engagements "@SighFieri You will be happy to know the remaining chicken salad is going in a Tupperware" [X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/2020045479556600049) 2026-02-07T08:02Z [---] followers, [--] engagements "@figure4pointer @BrandonEffDub You could have said hello while I bagged groceries and wrangled carts at the Albertsons" [X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/2020224614190686337) 2026-02-07T19:54Z [---] followers, [--] engagements "I asked for an upgrade and apparently that means an entire cuck bench. I feel like I should be selling popcorn at this point" [X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/2020265739715010844) 2026-02-07T22:37Z [---] followers, [---] engagements "Being inconvenient doesn't make you "green" and in fact west coast cities are de facto greener because they have to try harder New Yorkers have the lowest carbon footprints of any Americans because so many of us live in dense walkable neighborhoods and rarely drive. NYC is the greenest place to live in America. 8.5m New Yorkers moving to sprawling exurbs would be environmentally disastrous. New Yorkers have the lowest carbon footprints of any Americans because so many of us live in dense walkable neighborhoods and rarely drive. NYC is the greenest place to live in America. 8.5m New Yorkers" [X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/2020290517112684919) 2026-02-08T00:16Z [---] followers, [---] engagements "I don't know who needs to hear this but probably some of you" [X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/2020959606546248080) 2026-02-09T20:34Z [---] followers, [----] engagements "Did the McNugget caviar page completely shit the bed for anyone else as soon as it was supposed to go live" [X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/2021254038143050036) 2026-02-10T16:04Z [---] followers, [----] engagements "@ByAndrewWagner I don't think that's actually an Olympic sport but don't let that stand in the way of your dreams" [X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/2021699753545810267) 2026-02-11T21:35Z [---] followers, [---] engagements "@MeGustoCarne It's a prerequisite for small engine repair at your local ITT Tech" [X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/2022372610403610790) 2026-02-13T18:09Z [---] followers, [--] engagements "@BrandonEffDub He's not a big baseball fan and extremely Not Online so. But if you need any trivia about the 1990s Denver Broncos he's your guy" [X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/2022695658701099461) 2026-02-14T15:33Z [---] followers, [--] engagements "Happy Valentines Day Which one of you is taking me to Olive Garden" [X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/2022650631111217454) 2026-02-14T12:34Z [---] followers, [---] engagements "Check out my new band Katerade and the Pamlico Sound" [X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/2022752156894330890) 2026-02-14T19:17Z [---] followers, [---] engagements "Folks some personal news. That's right you can save your Texas slander and stereotypes for someone else. Suck it haterz" [X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1561604946075738114) 2022-08-22T06:43Z [---] followers, [--] engagements "4th time's the charm on house offers. Please give me your best thoughts and you can come hang out on this patio any time" [X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1629316213175189504) 2023-02-25T03:03Z [---] followers, [----] engagements "BRB gonna do a vandalism" [X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1646554128552808449) 2023-04-13T16:41Z [---] followers, [----] engagements "@puptheband "Do not under any circumstances contact me further regarding this matter"" [X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1662157255444135944) 2023-05-26T18:02Z [---] followers, [----] engagements "Maybe leave out that last part Please allow us to introduce you to "Hack". Hack is currently housed at Collins Correctional Facility in Collins NY. He is being trained to become a #servicedog for a #Veteran. We have named Hack after local hero SGT. James Hackemer who passed away on a rollercoaster ride. https://t.co/vZbywglPFK Please allow us to introduce you to "Hack". Hack is currently housed at Collins Correctional Facility in Collins NY. He is being trained to become a #servicedog for a #Veteran. We have named Hack after local hero SGT. James Hackemer who passed away on a rollercoaster" [X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1662444226724896771) 2023-05-27T13:02Z [---] followers, 19.7K engagements "Spouse is on his annual bro trip w/ HS buddies and one of them had koozies made. With spouse's face. There's a story here that I'm not privy to and don't care about but I am cackling at these 40-something honkys turning into Etsy brides just to hang out and drink all weekend" [X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1670249028016111617) 2023-06-18T01:56Z [---] followers, [----] engagements "@MLBastian @RookieMisteak Totally gonna have a Steve Bartman international incident" [X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1672970640511336448) 2023-06-25T14:10Z [---] followers, 26.6K engagements "Kids aren't allowed to be bored often enough anymore and/or resolve that boredom on their own. Not everything has to be a capital-A Activity" [X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1673303813359390723) 2023-06-26T12:14Z [---] followers, [----] engagements "Whoooaaa Black Betty" [X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1695545089211134318) 2023-08-26T21:13Z [---] followers, [----] engagements "Ah fuck I think I set my clock back too far" [X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1721029249027469648) 2023-11-05T04:58Z [---] followers, [----] engagements "@yourpalcrawf This is what makes the TayTay thing so appealing and relatable to her fans. Who amongst us doesn't have the drunk shirtless in-law If not literally then definitely in spirit" [X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1751250235945316761) 2024-01-27T14:26Z [---] followers, 38K engagements "I am begging movies and TV shows to stop making text exchanges on a character's phone screen an integral part of the plot" [X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1755746738994806885) 2024-02-09T00:13Z [---] followers, [----] engagements "I finally framed my @paprbckparadise print that is funny to me for REASONS that nobody understands and it looks great" [X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1756325329306624461) 2024-02-10T14:32Z [---] followers, 42.7K engagements "If a Mexican restaurant serves tri-color chips you are about to have the worst meal of your life" [X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1758953697260802263) 2024-02-17T20:36Z [---] followers, [----] engagements "Counterpoint: DO go chasing waterfalls" [X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1761832050657542526) 2024-02-25T19:14Z [---] followers, [----] engagements "This point has been made by others as well but vibes-based grocery shopping is one of the few perks of adulthood. You can walk out of there with an enormous ribeye and the family size Cinnamon Toast Crunch and actual Dr. Pepper not Mr. Pibb and nobody can tell you no Its crazy to me people still dont do grocery delivery in [----]. Its like $5. Minimum wage is a higher dollar per hour. Its crazy to me people still dont do grocery delivery in [----]. Its like $5. Minimum wage is a higher dollar per hour" [X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1766898865003720805) 2024-03-10T18:48Z [---] followers, [----] engagements "Nobody in history has ever been upset about their SIL moving literally halfway across the world EXCLUSIVE: Friends of Kate Middleton have blamed intense stress including the fall-out from Prince Harry and Meghan Markles repeated denunciations of her and Prince William as being at least partly responsible for her absence from public life. https://t.co/hsPmyE1jbG EXCLUSIVE: Friends of Kate Middleton have blamed intense stress including the fall-out from Prince Harry and Meghan Markles repeated denunciations of her and Prince William as being at least partly responsible for her absence from" [X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1768461657838104823) 2024-03-15T02:18Z [---] followers, [----] engagements "This is the most religious I get. This version contains Hatch green chile mustard and a smattering of NC hot chow chow instead of relish" [X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1774541547037499571) 2024-03-31T20:57Z [---] followers, [----] engagements "Blessing your timeline with a bounty of turtles" [X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1775196254529630350) 2024-04-02T16:19Z [---] followers, [----] engagements "calling into work after staying up all night shitposting and watching old music videos and drinking too much wine sorry my disability is acting up again If you're a night owl like 30% of people then you have a disability in the modern world. "When a night owl is forced to wake up too early their prefrontal cortex remains in a disabled off-line state like a cold engine after an early morning start. An adults owlness or If you're a night owl like 30% of people then you have a disability in the modern world. "When a night owl is forced to wake up too early their prefrontal cortex remains in a" [X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1778772685457105242) 2024-04-12T13:10Z [---] followers, 11.1K engagements "Today is the community yard sale so you know what that means time to make a giant tumbler of mimosas and walk around talking shit about the neighbors' garbage with [--] dollars in my pocket" [X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1779116152527999386) 2024-04-13T11:55Z [---] followers, [----] engagements "I am by no means a Swi*tie but I am all in favor of anything that makes middle-aged white men SO mad" [X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1781304699267793064) 2024-04-19T12:51Z [---] followers, [----] engagements "My pseudo unemployment just became actual unemployment 🙃 I knew this was coming and my entire team is being let go as well but it still fucking sucks. This very likely means the end of my North Carolina experiment because I have absolutely no reason to stick around now" [X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1786099890927321516) 2024-05-02T18:26Z [---] followers, [----] engagements "Speak for yourself" [X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1786805467324219694) 2024-05-04T17:09Z [---] followers, [----] engagements "When couples start sharing social media accounts you KNOW one of them cheated My content is moving For all of my updates going forward please follow @MrMet. https://t.co/2uN07pdoaD My content is moving For all of my updates going forward please follow @MrMet. https://t.co/2uN07pdoaD" [X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1787565491499778463) 2024-05-06T19:29Z [---] followers, [----] engagements "Ah BJ's the Cliffs Notes of Cheesecake Factory" [X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1788000370804834328) 2024-05-08T00:18Z [---] followers, [----] engagements "I have my official getting fired meeting with HR this morning let's pick a background" [X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1788149346468311437) 2024-05-08T10:10Z [---] followers, 12.4K engagements "FUCK IT WE'LL DO IT LIVE. I decided that I don't owe these people the courtesy of being held hostage in my hotel room so they get me a tequila or two deep with brisket in my teeth. Fuck 'em" [X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1788226547914002503) 2024-05-08T15:16Z [---] followers, [----] engagements "Welp done and done. I'm honestly getting a better severance package than I expected plus a few other parting gifts so all things considered I can't complain. Prost y'all. 🍻" [X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1788237609015136557) 2024-05-08T16:00Z [---] followers, [----] engagements "OH HELL YES WEVE GOT A FIRST DATE HAPPENING WITHIN EARSHOT. This is the best thing that has happened to me today" [X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1789061666241491453) 2024-05-10T22:35Z [---] followers, [----] engagements "The thing about looking for a new job is that I don't want to" [X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1790356346279174361) 2024-05-14T12:19Z [---] followers, [----] engagements "Guys this may not seem significant to you especially if you haven't been to a ton of outdoor festivals concerts family reunions parole hearings etc. but I just peed in a virgin portapotty. Absolutely dry and pristine glue still on the t.p. rolls. Please put this in my obit" [X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1791250157134029249) 2024-05-16T23:31Z [---] followers, [----] engagements "Today is our anniversary and because we're deeply unsentimental people (and also trying not to spend unnecessary $) our plans have gone from not-too-fancy dinner out grilling steaks at home saving the steaks for Sunday "wanna go tailgate at the stock car race" Flowers tho" [X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1791562827120906302) 2024-05-17T20:13Z [---] followers, [----] engagements "Ya girl got an interview next week for a position at a retail company's HQ but it has nothing to do with the retail side whatsoever. THE DREAM" [X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1793781473486819359) 2024-05-23T23:10Z [---] followers, [----] engagements "It's officially my birthday on the east coast and all I'm asking for is a @dallasmavs win tonight" [X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1796030364403597375) 2024-05-30T04:06Z [---] followers, [----] engagements "Not bad for [--] 💅" [X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1796051804150493207) 2024-05-30T05:31Z [---] followers, [----] engagements "I finally snapped this morning when my husband got up at 5am (waking me up in the process). Neither of us has jobs currently we're not fucking farmers WE DON'T NEED TO BE UP AT 5AM" [X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1797935769711259745) 2024-06-04T10:17Z [---] followers, [----] engagements "I just applied for a job with a NASA contractor. If I get it I will absolutely tell people that I work for NASA and leave it at that" [X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1798420772568059979) 2024-06-05T18:24Z [---] followers, [----] engagements "SPOUSE GOT A JOB OFFER. Making 33% more than he did previously. I can stop freaking out now. I won't but I could theoretically That's a huge weight lifted though. We were far from destitute but I've had a lot of sleepless nights about it" [X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1799211501410275823) 2024-06-07T22:47Z [---] followers, [----] engagements "Welp that's probably it for me. Half (if not more) of the shit I tweet is for a very specific group of friends and weirdos that I have carefully curated over the years and if I have no way of knowing they even saw it there is absolutely no point. Truly shouting into the void" [X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1800979106357813709) 2024-06-12T19:50Z [---] followers, [----] engagements "US Open 'fit. There was a hat situation but at the end of the day I am not really a hat person and didn't want to carry it around all day" [X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1801954451386662966) 2024-06-15T12:26Z [---] followers, [----] engagements "Oh man I've got a doozy" [X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1803395194911404430) 2024-06-19T11:51Z [---] followers, [----] engagements "They named a street after your mom" [X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1804512363187474502) 2024-06-22T13:50Z [---] followers, [----] engagements "VERBAL OFFER BITCHES. Staying in NC wasn't the plan but this opportunity fell in my lap with a bow on it. Significant pay bump close to my house the rare occasion when asking somebody to put in a word for you actually works. Plus I don't have to move the dog again" [X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1806344852679930302) 2024-06-27T15:12Z [---] followers, [---] engagements "Just got my new laptop and FOLKS" [X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1816921941355466799) 2024-07-26T19:42Z [---] followers, [----] engagements "Kinda disappointed to tune in to the Olympics this morning and see that it's just some ladies riding their bikes and not a large-scale recreation of the Battle of Verdun set to "Harder Better Faster Stronger" and performed by mimes" [X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1817185597020164309) 2024-07-27T13:09Z [---] followers, [----] engagements "Folks we are in new job first week Friday afternoon garbage time. I cannot do one more training module I cannot sit through one more "let me show you something real quick" I am beyond mentally checked out and I just need to stay under the radar for another half hour" [X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1819464342771060993) 2024-08-02T20:04Z [---] followers, [----] engagements "I might go test drive what can only be described as a midlife crisis vehicle today. It's a 2-door Wrangler and it's metallic orange but it's calling to me. (I've owned a Wrangler before please do not mansplain Jeeps to me thx.)" [X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1822266879060086905) 2024-08-10T13:40Z [---] followers, [----] engagements "I made a significant lifestyle creep purchase with my new job and salary. I purchased a $30 camp chair to replace my $6 camp chair. Straight up bougie over here" [X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1824897555437703217) 2024-08-17T19:54Z [---] followers, [----] engagements "We need to bring back the concept of bartending school because there are too many goddamn children out here slinging drinks these days who don't know what the fuck they're doing" [X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1827364070762099139) 2024-08-24T15:15Z [---] followers, [----] engagements "I couldn't find the dog because he hid because he did a poop in the house because he can't really control it and he was ashamed and my heart is breaking because I know the time is upon us. This fucking sucks" [X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1829651539184796058) 2024-08-30T22:44Z [---] followers, [----] engagements "We had to say goodbye to the bestest boy ever this morning. We thought we had a little more time but things deteriorated extremely quickly in the last [--] hours. Thank you to all of you who have loved him from afar all these years. It means more than you know. ❤" [X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1829883336015352157) 2024-08-31T14:05Z [---] followers, [----] engagements "There of course have already been a hundred different gut punches in the last [--] hours but getting cheese out of the fridge and not immediately hearing the tip-tap of his paws just now was especially tough. He'd been deaf for a few years but he retained a 6th sense for cheese" [X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1830601836161573321) 2024-09-02T13:41Z [---] followers, [----] engagements "Today in "No Shit"" [X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1831447411765764531) 2024-09-04T21:41Z [---] followers, [----] engagements "Today sucked a bag of dicks and then I had this bittersweet errand at the end. I'm grateful to have these mementos but I wish I didn't need to have them at all. And tbh I think the rainbow bridge stuff is corny but I suppose it's the best that we as a society have come up with" [X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1832154803583242571) 2024-09-06T20:31Z [---] followers, [---] engagements "Did the hard thing today and deep-cleaned the house moved some of Walters stuff to the garage. Asked husband twice if he wanted me to move the office bed. Hard no both times. He misses his coworker. Missing man formation" [X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1832462383945851209) 2024-09-07T16:54Z [---] followers, [---] engagements "I pay $70 a month in HOA fees and it's [--] on September 28th so fuck you Barb I'm going to the pool" [X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1840059945212871101) 2024-09-28T16:04Z [---] followers, [----] engagements "I told a woman that I loved her dress (it is seriously cute) and she spilled to me that her date stood her up but she was going to have a fun night regardless and anyway what's a non-weird way to say "you're my best friend now"" [X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1840173783807889443) 2024-09-28T23:36Z [---] followers, [----] engagements "Dropped off the unopened bag of dog food that we still had at the SPCA I got in and got out I did not even look at any of the adoptable dogs I am braver than the troops" [X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1840437482326040729) 2024-09-29T17:04Z [---] followers, [----] engagements "Spouse bought these by accident (how) and they are an abomination. They simply Claw-ified Bud Light it tastes like water and date rape. I will proceed to drink [--] of them" [X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1841221360401408068) 2024-10-01T20:59Z [---] followers, [----] engagements "@BrandyLJensen This is where vapes come in handy. Easily half of all occupied airport bathroom stalls in America at any given time are people vaping. Just wave your hand vigorously the whole time" [X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1844842787960926562) 2024-10-11T20:49Z [---] followers, [----] engagements "I've been at my job [---] months and the person on my team that I immediately clocked as being deeply unhappy there gave her notice today. Wondering if I should shoot my shot. It would be a promotion and I'm not entirely qualified but I'm not NOT qualified either" [X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1845928372532130045) 2024-10-14T20:43Z [---] followers, [----] engagements "My coworkers were appalled to learn that my best friend of [--] years is a man and that we're both happily married to other people. Like are y'all [--] They seriously made a HUGE thing about it at lunch. It was bizarre" [X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1847346240700518801) 2024-10-18T18:37Z [---] followers, [----] engagements "I'm at the dentist. I'm at Caesars Palace. I'm at the combination dentist and Caesars Palace" [X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1851698710817972575) 2024-10-30T18:52Z [---] followers, [----] engagements "@MikeBeauvais Nobody under the age of [--] gets this" [X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1859358424909197365) 2024-11-20T22:09Z [---] followers, 11.1K engagements "This is accurate. My husband hasn't actively paid a bill in [--] years (as in gone through the steps to pay it he obviously contributes financially) and I haven't changed an air filter or handled dead rodents in the yard. Know your strengths. Weaponized incompetence is not an inherently bad thing. You just have to make sure it is being used equitably in a marriage. For example I am really bad at washing dishes and my husband "just can't seem to figure out how to start that darn lawnmower." Weaponized incompetence is not an inherently bad thing. You just have to make sure it is being used" [X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1872804402295439785) 2024-12-28T00:38Z [---] followers, [----] engagements "People here get SO MAD when it's referred to as "Raleigh-Durham" which is why I will continue to do so" [X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1875909744118145364) 2025-01-05T14:18Z [---] followers, [----] engagements "Florida man eats diet of butter cheese beef; cholesterol oozes from his body https://t.co/yH8VXbFG4D Florida man eats diet of butter cheese beef; cholesterol oozes from his body https://t.co/yH8VXbFG4D" [X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1882191893695782957) 2025-01-22T22:21Z [---] followers, [----] engagements "I made up a fake midday appointment so I wouldn't have to go to the office today and I keep thinking I need to leave the house soon for my fake appointment" [X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1882809589059711158) 2025-01-24T15:16Z [---] followers, [----] engagements "My single 30yo boss tries to start meetings with some bullshit question and this week it was "what are you passionate about" My man I am passionate about making it another [--] years and saving up enough money that I can retire without another [--] year old ever asking me that again" [X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1884431389300289952) 2025-01-29T02:40Z [---] followers, [----] engagements "Nothing says "employee appreciation" like making me spend my lunch hour on a fucking Teams meeting" [X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1892301652310270034) 2025-02-19T19:54Z [---] followers, [----] engagements "The first step to finding a new job is firing up a laptop you haven't used in [--] months locating the last known version of your resume then closing your laptop for at least another two weeks and hoping your resume will simply update itself. Trust the process" [X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1900217191649222974) 2025-03-13T16:07Z [---] followers, [---] engagements "is there a specific post that you still think about is there a specific post that you still think about" [X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1902928492167086557) 2025-03-21T03:41Z [---] followers, [----] engagements ""This flight is too short to bring out the drink cart" bitch I will make RDU to Charlotte a one woman Wade Boggs challenge" [X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1912667530247675989) 2025-04-17T00:40Z [---] followers, [----] engagements "I finally met @ClueHeywood for Delicious Friday Beers except they weren't beers it wasn't a dive bar and he didn't even kick my ass. You'll just have to take my word for it" [X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1913390241714680249) 2025-04-19T00:32Z [---] followers, [----] engagements "Coworker in his 40s who is losing his hair and is nothing to write home about in any other way either just sent me a Teams diatribe about women with "old" hands and let's just say I was not kind to him" [X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1915743000963002407) 2025-04-25T12:21Z [---] followers, [----] engagements "Me: I got a haircut Him: it looks the same just shorter. recovers Looks nice Just. shorter. Me: what the fuck do you think a haircut is" [X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1915894146914541569) 2025-04-25T22:22Z [---] followers, [----] engagements "Killing time at the OTHER bar in town before the next mandated family event and the bartender is absolutely hammered. Slurring weaving can't remember drink orders shouldn't be in public much less working. Five stars" [X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1926377621530567001) 2025-05-24T20:39Z [---] followers, [----] engagements "Incredible stuff" [X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1927044240120357292) 2025-05-26T16:48Z [---] followers, 24.5K engagements "Me too Big Lots. Me too" [X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1930266522800308500) 2025-06-04T14:12Z [---] followers, 44.4K engagements "About to have my mid-year review with a guy who has been my manager for two weeks and isn't even local to say that I am not taking this seriously is an understatement" [X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1937157785134797046) 2025-06-23T14:36Z [---] followers, [---] engagements "At some point in recent history work happy hours stopped being fun and started being "let's continue talking about work but in a much louder and more annoying setting" and no amount of free beer and pizza can make me go I won't do it" [X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1938234994364907622) 2025-06-26T13:56Z [---] followers, [----] engagements "Today would have been my dad's 75th birthday which as my mom correctly pointed out he would have hated but at least he would have lived to see [--] inch inseams and tube socks become fashionable again" [X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1945502804769943623) 2025-07-16T15:16Z [---] followers, [----] engagements "@sienesecath [--] 😔" [X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1946661410148143340) 2025-07-19T20:00Z [---] followers, [----] engagements "Welp I had to delete the doodle post because it broke containment and people were being extremely fucking weird about it. I don't know how you people who regularly go viral deal with the sheer volume of mental illness on this website" [X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1946716783475372067) 2025-07-19T23:40Z [---] followers, [----] engagements "My company has a job in Tijuana that I'm more than qualified for and I found an insanely affordable house right by the beach so it might be time to dust off my Peggy Hill espaol" [X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1956697005419385034) 2025-08-16T12:38Z [---] followers, [---] engagements "I don't know what I thought Williamsburg would be like but I wasn't expecting Ye Olde Lululemon" [X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1962203524852314402) 2025-08-31T17:19Z [---] followers, [----] engagements "🚨THERE IS AN ELDERLY TWINS CONVENTION HAPPENING AT THIS HOTEL THIS IS NOT A DRILL🚨 Like dozens of [--] year old women and their identical twin sisters absolutely dressed to the nines. This is too surreal" [X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1962274292395073750) 2025-08-31T22:00Z [---] followers, [----] engagements "What if we kissed in the Sheetz parking lot at sunrise" [X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1963553715928862837) 2025-09-04T10:44Z [---] followers, [----] engagements "is there a specific post that you still think about is there a specific post that you still think about" [X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1973770570128089175) 2025-10-02T15:22Z [---] followers, [----] engagements "@CHIDSPIN I'm not a Swiftie but I've generally cut her some slack over the years and enjoy a handful of her songs but based on everything I've seen today this album sounds like hot garbage" [X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1974224532379410720) 2025-10-03T21:26Z [---] followers, 21.2K engagements "A lot of you have a wild misunderstanding of what incognito mode means In a recent lawsuit settlement Google agrees to delete the incognito browsing data they keep about you. https://t.co/9J4a0TtcRW In a recent lawsuit settlement Google agrees to delete the incognito browsing data they keep about you. https://t.co/9J4a0TtcRW" [X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1984007305034445216) 2025-10-30T21:19Z [---] followers, 17.8M engagements "@freeg4h I bought pleather pants at Charlotte Russe [--] years ago too doesn't mean they're relevant anymore" [X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/2006690499818934707) 2026-01-01T11:34Z [---] followers, [--] engagements "@felixpotvin @MrButterChicken And the jingle still works 🎶Chunk Stuffers🎶" [X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/910096171976265729) 2017-09-19T11:00Z [---] followers, [--] engagements "@Nicole_Cliffe Sansa always looks vaguely tousled/rumpled like a cross between a stereotypical professor and a Victoria's Secret model" [X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/964609517672714241) 2018-02-16T21:16Z [---] followers, [--] engagements "@Nicole_Cliffe I for sure have much larger regrets/embarrassments but when I think of the HOURS teenage me spent watching boys play video games/Magic the Gathering in hopes of receiving a small scrap of attention I get furious at myself all over again" [X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/975907218959855617) 2018-03-20T01:29Z [---] followers, [--] engagements Limited data mode. 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@Katerade Kate
Kate posts on X about have the, in the, folks, at least the most. They currently have [---] followers and [---] posts still getting attention that total [---] engagements in the last [--] hours.
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- [--] Months [-----] +418%
- [--] Year [-----] +165%
Followers: [---] #
- [--] Week [---] +0.34%
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Social Influence
Social category influence stocks 2.75% countries 2.75% finance 2.75% social networks 1.83% technology brands 1.83% fashion brands 1.83% nfl 0.92% celebrities 0.92%
Social topic influence have the 2.75%, in the 2.75%, folks 2.75%, at least 2.75%, the end 2.75%, more than 2.75%, stuff 2.75%, bed 1.83%, if you 1.83%, history 1.83%
Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by @megustocarne @figure4pointer @brandoneffdub @sighfieri @nicolecliffe @byandrewwagner @puptheband @mlbastian @rookiemisteak @yourpalcrawf @paprbckparadise @mrmet @dallasmavs @brandyljensen @mikebeauvais @clueheywood @sienesecath @chidspin @freeg4h @felixpotvin
Top assets mentioned Lululemon Athletica Inc (LULU) Alphabet Inc Class A (GOOGL)
Top Social Posts
Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours
"Shoutout to the business casual bro buying two Smirnoff Ice Smashes at 8:30 in the morning. I hope your Wednesday is magical"
X Link 2026-02-04T13:28Z [---] followers, [---] engagements
"@SighFieri You will be happy to know the remaining chicken salad is going in a Tupperware"
X Link 2026-02-07T08:02Z [---] followers, [--] engagements
"@figure4pointer @BrandonEffDub You could have said hello while I bagged groceries and wrangled carts at the Albertsons"
X Link 2026-02-07T19:54Z [---] followers, [--] engagements
"I asked for an upgrade and apparently that means an entire cuck bench. I feel like I should be selling popcorn at this point"
X Link 2026-02-07T22:37Z [---] followers, [---] engagements
"Being inconvenient doesn't make you "green" and in fact west coast cities are de facto greener because they have to try harder New Yorkers have the lowest carbon footprints of any Americans because so many of us live in dense walkable neighborhoods and rarely drive. NYC is the greenest place to live in America. 8.5m New Yorkers moving to sprawling exurbs would be environmentally disastrous. New Yorkers have the lowest carbon footprints of any Americans because so many of us live in dense walkable neighborhoods and rarely drive. NYC is the greenest place to live in America. 8.5m New Yorkers"
X Link 2026-02-08T00:16Z [---] followers, [---] engagements
"I don't know who needs to hear this but probably some of you"
X Link 2026-02-09T20:34Z [---] followers, [----] engagements
"Did the McNugget caviar page completely shit the bed for anyone else as soon as it was supposed to go live"
X Link 2026-02-10T16:04Z [---] followers, [----] engagements
"@ByAndrewWagner I don't think that's actually an Olympic sport but don't let that stand in the way of your dreams"
X Link 2026-02-11T21:35Z [---] followers, [---] engagements
"@MeGustoCarne It's a prerequisite for small engine repair at your local ITT Tech"
X Link 2026-02-13T18:09Z [---] followers, [--] engagements
"@BrandonEffDub He's not a big baseball fan and extremely Not Online so. But if you need any trivia about the 1990s Denver Broncos he's your guy"
X Link 2026-02-14T15:33Z [---] followers, [--] engagements
"Happy Valentines Day Which one of you is taking me to Olive Garden"
X Link 2026-02-14T12:34Z [---] followers, [---] engagements
"Check out my new band Katerade and the Pamlico Sound"
X Link 2026-02-14T19:17Z [---] followers, [---] engagements
"Folks some personal news. That's right you can save your Texas slander and stereotypes for someone else. Suck it haterz"
X Link 2022-08-22T06:43Z [---] followers, [--] engagements
"4th time's the charm on house offers. Please give me your best thoughts and you can come hang out on this patio any time"
X Link 2023-02-25T03:03Z [---] followers, [----] engagements
"BRB gonna do a vandalism"
X Link 2023-04-13T16:41Z [---] followers, [----] engagements
"@puptheband "Do not under any circumstances contact me further regarding this matter""
X Link 2023-05-26T18:02Z [---] followers, [----] engagements
"Maybe leave out that last part Please allow us to introduce you to "Hack". Hack is currently housed at Collins Correctional Facility in Collins NY. He is being trained to become a #servicedog for a #Veteran. We have named Hack after local hero SGT. James Hackemer who passed away on a rollercoaster ride. https://t.co/vZbywglPFK Please allow us to introduce you to "Hack". Hack is currently housed at Collins Correctional Facility in Collins NY. He is being trained to become a #servicedog for a #Veteran. We have named Hack after local hero SGT. James Hackemer who passed away on a rollercoaster"
X Link 2023-05-27T13:02Z [---] followers, 19.7K engagements
"Spouse is on his annual bro trip w/ HS buddies and one of them had koozies made. With spouse's face. There's a story here that I'm not privy to and don't care about but I am cackling at these 40-something honkys turning into Etsy brides just to hang out and drink all weekend"
X Link 2023-06-18T01:56Z [---] followers, [----] engagements
"@MLBastian @RookieMisteak Totally gonna have a Steve Bartman international incident"
X Link 2023-06-25T14:10Z [---] followers, 26.6K engagements
"Kids aren't allowed to be bored often enough anymore and/or resolve that boredom on their own. Not everything has to be a capital-A Activity"
X Link 2023-06-26T12:14Z [---] followers, [----] engagements
"Whoooaaa Black Betty"
X Link 2023-08-26T21:13Z [---] followers, [----] engagements
"Ah fuck I think I set my clock back too far"
X Link 2023-11-05T04:58Z [---] followers, [----] engagements
"@yourpalcrawf This is what makes the TayTay thing so appealing and relatable to her fans. Who amongst us doesn't have the drunk shirtless in-law If not literally then definitely in spirit"
X Link 2024-01-27T14:26Z [---] followers, 38K engagements
"I am begging movies and TV shows to stop making text exchanges on a character's phone screen an integral part of the plot"
X Link 2024-02-09T00:13Z [---] followers, [----] engagements
"I finally framed my @paprbckparadise print that is funny to me for REASONS that nobody understands and it looks great"
X Link 2024-02-10T14:32Z [---] followers, 42.7K engagements
"If a Mexican restaurant serves tri-color chips you are about to have the worst meal of your life"
X Link 2024-02-17T20:36Z [---] followers, [----] engagements
"Counterpoint: DO go chasing waterfalls"
X Link 2024-02-25T19:14Z [---] followers, [----] engagements
"This point has been made by others as well but vibes-based grocery shopping is one of the few perks of adulthood. You can walk out of there with an enormous ribeye and the family size Cinnamon Toast Crunch and actual Dr. Pepper not Mr. Pibb and nobody can tell you no Its crazy to me people still dont do grocery delivery in [----]. Its like $5. Minimum wage is a higher dollar per hour. Its crazy to me people still dont do grocery delivery in [----]. Its like $5. Minimum wage is a higher dollar per hour"
X Link 2024-03-10T18:48Z [---] followers, [----] engagements
"Nobody in history has ever been upset about their SIL moving literally halfway across the world EXCLUSIVE: Friends of Kate Middleton have blamed intense stress including the fall-out from Prince Harry and Meghan Markles repeated denunciations of her and Prince William as being at least partly responsible for her absence from public life. https://t.co/hsPmyE1jbG EXCLUSIVE: Friends of Kate Middleton have blamed intense stress including the fall-out from Prince Harry and Meghan Markles repeated denunciations of her and Prince William as being at least partly responsible for her absence from"
X Link 2024-03-15T02:18Z [---] followers, [----] engagements
"This is the most religious I get. This version contains Hatch green chile mustard and a smattering of NC hot chow chow instead of relish"
X Link 2024-03-31T20:57Z [---] followers, [----] engagements
"Blessing your timeline with a bounty of turtles"
X Link 2024-04-02T16:19Z [---] followers, [----] engagements
"calling into work after staying up all night shitposting and watching old music videos and drinking too much wine sorry my disability is acting up again If you're a night owl like 30% of people then you have a disability in the modern world. "When a night owl is forced to wake up too early their prefrontal cortex remains in a disabled off-line state like a cold engine after an early morning start. An adults owlness or If you're a night owl like 30% of people then you have a disability in the modern world. "When a night owl is forced to wake up too early their prefrontal cortex remains in a"
X Link 2024-04-12T13:10Z [---] followers, 11.1K engagements
"Today is the community yard sale so you know what that means time to make a giant tumbler of mimosas and walk around talking shit about the neighbors' garbage with [--] dollars in my pocket"
X Link 2024-04-13T11:55Z [---] followers, [----] engagements
"I am by no means a Swi*tie but I am all in favor of anything that makes middle-aged white men SO mad"
X Link 2024-04-19T12:51Z [---] followers, [----] engagements
"My pseudo unemployment just became actual unemployment 🙃 I knew this was coming and my entire team is being let go as well but it still fucking sucks. This very likely means the end of my North Carolina experiment because I have absolutely no reason to stick around now"
X Link 2024-05-02T18:26Z [---] followers, [----] engagements
"Speak for yourself"
X Link 2024-05-04T17:09Z [---] followers, [----] engagements
"When couples start sharing social media accounts you KNOW one of them cheated My content is moving For all of my updates going forward please follow @MrMet. https://t.co/2uN07pdoaD My content is moving For all of my updates going forward please follow @MrMet. https://t.co/2uN07pdoaD"
X Link 2024-05-06T19:29Z [---] followers, [----] engagements
"Ah BJ's the Cliffs Notes of Cheesecake Factory"
X Link 2024-05-08T00:18Z [---] followers, [----] engagements
"I have my official getting fired meeting with HR this morning let's pick a background"
X Link 2024-05-08T10:10Z [---] followers, 12.4K engagements
"FUCK IT WE'LL DO IT LIVE. I decided that I don't owe these people the courtesy of being held hostage in my hotel room so they get me a tequila or two deep with brisket in my teeth. Fuck 'em"
X Link 2024-05-08T15:16Z [---] followers, [----] engagements
"Welp done and done. I'm honestly getting a better severance package than I expected plus a few other parting gifts so all things considered I can't complain. Prost y'all. 🍻"
X Link 2024-05-08T16:00Z [---] followers, [----] engagements
"OH HELL YES WEVE GOT A FIRST DATE HAPPENING WITHIN EARSHOT. This is the best thing that has happened to me today"
X Link 2024-05-10T22:35Z [---] followers, [----] engagements
"The thing about looking for a new job is that I don't want to"
X Link 2024-05-14T12:19Z [---] followers, [----] engagements
"Guys this may not seem significant to you especially if you haven't been to a ton of outdoor festivals concerts family reunions parole hearings etc. but I just peed in a virgin portapotty. Absolutely dry and pristine glue still on the t.p. rolls. Please put this in my obit"
X Link 2024-05-16T23:31Z [---] followers, [----] engagements
"Today is our anniversary and because we're deeply unsentimental people (and also trying not to spend unnecessary $) our plans have gone from not-too-fancy dinner out grilling steaks at home saving the steaks for Sunday "wanna go tailgate at the stock car race" Flowers tho"
X Link 2024-05-17T20:13Z [---] followers, [----] engagements
"Ya girl got an interview next week for a position at a retail company's HQ but it has nothing to do with the retail side whatsoever. THE DREAM"
X Link 2024-05-23T23:10Z [---] followers, [----] engagements
"It's officially my birthday on the east coast and all I'm asking for is a @dallasmavs win tonight"
X Link 2024-05-30T04:06Z [---] followers, [----] engagements
"Not bad for [--] 💅"
X Link 2024-05-30T05:31Z [---] followers, [----] engagements
"I finally snapped this morning when my husband got up at 5am (waking me up in the process). Neither of us has jobs currently we're not fucking farmers WE DON'T NEED TO BE UP AT 5AM"
X Link 2024-06-04T10:17Z [---] followers, [----] engagements
"I just applied for a job with a NASA contractor. If I get it I will absolutely tell people that I work for NASA and leave it at that"
X Link 2024-06-05T18:24Z [---] followers, [----] engagements
"SPOUSE GOT A JOB OFFER. Making 33% more than he did previously. I can stop freaking out now. I won't but I could theoretically That's a huge weight lifted though. We were far from destitute but I've had a lot of sleepless nights about it"
X Link 2024-06-07T22:47Z [---] followers, [----] engagements
"Welp that's probably it for me. Half (if not more) of the shit I tweet is for a very specific group of friends and weirdos that I have carefully curated over the years and if I have no way of knowing they even saw it there is absolutely no point. Truly shouting into the void"
X Link 2024-06-12T19:50Z [---] followers, [----] engagements
"US Open 'fit. There was a hat situation but at the end of the day I am not really a hat person and didn't want to carry it around all day"
X Link 2024-06-15T12:26Z [---] followers, [----] engagements
"Oh man I've got a doozy"
X Link 2024-06-19T11:51Z [---] followers, [----] engagements
"They named a street after your mom"
X Link 2024-06-22T13:50Z [---] followers, [----] engagements
"VERBAL OFFER BITCHES. Staying in NC wasn't the plan but this opportunity fell in my lap with a bow on it. Significant pay bump close to my house the rare occasion when asking somebody to put in a word for you actually works. Plus I don't have to move the dog again"
X Link 2024-06-27T15:12Z [---] followers, [---] engagements
"Just got my new laptop and FOLKS"
X Link 2024-07-26T19:42Z [---] followers, [----] engagements
"Kinda disappointed to tune in to the Olympics this morning and see that it's just some ladies riding their bikes and not a large-scale recreation of the Battle of Verdun set to "Harder Better Faster Stronger" and performed by mimes"
X Link 2024-07-27T13:09Z [---] followers, [----] engagements
"Folks we are in new job first week Friday afternoon garbage time. I cannot do one more training module I cannot sit through one more "let me show you something real quick" I am beyond mentally checked out and I just need to stay under the radar for another half hour"
X Link 2024-08-02T20:04Z [---] followers, [----] engagements
"I might go test drive what can only be described as a midlife crisis vehicle today. It's a 2-door Wrangler and it's metallic orange but it's calling to me. (I've owned a Wrangler before please do not mansplain Jeeps to me thx.)"
X Link 2024-08-10T13:40Z [---] followers, [----] engagements
"I made a significant lifestyle creep purchase with my new job and salary. I purchased a $30 camp chair to replace my $6 camp chair. Straight up bougie over here"
X Link 2024-08-17T19:54Z [---] followers, [----] engagements
"We need to bring back the concept of bartending school because there are too many goddamn children out here slinging drinks these days who don't know what the fuck they're doing"
X Link 2024-08-24T15:15Z [---] followers, [----] engagements
"I couldn't find the dog because he hid because he did a poop in the house because he can't really control it and he was ashamed and my heart is breaking because I know the time is upon us. This fucking sucks"
X Link 2024-08-30T22:44Z [---] followers, [----] engagements
"We had to say goodbye to the bestest boy ever this morning. We thought we had a little more time but things deteriorated extremely quickly in the last [--] hours. Thank you to all of you who have loved him from afar all these years. It means more than you know. ❤"
X Link 2024-08-31T14:05Z [---] followers, [----] engagements
"There of course have already been a hundred different gut punches in the last [--] hours but getting cheese out of the fridge and not immediately hearing the tip-tap of his paws just now was especially tough. He'd been deaf for a few years but he retained a 6th sense for cheese"
X Link 2024-09-02T13:41Z [---] followers, [----] engagements
"Today in "No Shit""
X Link 2024-09-04T21:41Z [---] followers, [----] engagements
"Today sucked a bag of dicks and then I had this bittersweet errand at the end. I'm grateful to have these mementos but I wish I didn't need to have them at all. And tbh I think the rainbow bridge stuff is corny but I suppose it's the best that we as a society have come up with"
X Link 2024-09-06T20:31Z [---] followers, [---] engagements
"Did the hard thing today and deep-cleaned the house moved some of Walters stuff to the garage. Asked husband twice if he wanted me to move the office bed. Hard no both times. He misses his coworker. Missing man formation"
X Link 2024-09-07T16:54Z [---] followers, [---] engagements
"I pay $70 a month in HOA fees and it's [--] on September 28th so fuck you Barb I'm going to the pool"
X Link 2024-09-28T16:04Z [---] followers, [----] engagements
"I told a woman that I loved her dress (it is seriously cute) and she spilled to me that her date stood her up but she was going to have a fun night regardless and anyway what's a non-weird way to say "you're my best friend now""
X Link 2024-09-28T23:36Z [---] followers, [----] engagements
"Dropped off the unopened bag of dog food that we still had at the SPCA I got in and got out I did not even look at any of the adoptable dogs I am braver than the troops"
X Link 2024-09-29T17:04Z [---] followers, [----] engagements
"Spouse bought these by accident (how) and they are an abomination. They simply Claw-ified Bud Light it tastes like water and date rape. I will proceed to drink [--] of them"
X Link 2024-10-01T20:59Z [---] followers, [----] engagements
"@BrandyLJensen This is where vapes come in handy. Easily half of all occupied airport bathroom stalls in America at any given time are people vaping. Just wave your hand vigorously the whole time"
X Link 2024-10-11T20:49Z [---] followers, [----] engagements
"I've been at my job [---] months and the person on my team that I immediately clocked as being deeply unhappy there gave her notice today. Wondering if I should shoot my shot. It would be a promotion and I'm not entirely qualified but I'm not NOT qualified either"
X Link 2024-10-14T20:43Z [---] followers, [----] engagements
"My coworkers were appalled to learn that my best friend of [--] years is a man and that we're both happily married to other people. Like are y'all [--] They seriously made a HUGE thing about it at lunch. It was bizarre"
X Link 2024-10-18T18:37Z [---] followers, [----] engagements
"I'm at the dentist. I'm at Caesars Palace. I'm at the combination dentist and Caesars Palace"
X Link 2024-10-30T18:52Z [---] followers, [----] engagements
"@MikeBeauvais Nobody under the age of [--] gets this"
X Link 2024-11-20T22:09Z [---] followers, 11.1K engagements
"This is accurate. My husband hasn't actively paid a bill in [--] years (as in gone through the steps to pay it he obviously contributes financially) and I haven't changed an air filter or handled dead rodents in the yard. Know your strengths. Weaponized incompetence is not an inherently bad thing. You just have to make sure it is being used equitably in a marriage. For example I am really bad at washing dishes and my husband "just can't seem to figure out how to start that darn lawnmower." Weaponized incompetence is not an inherently bad thing. You just have to make sure it is being used"
X Link 2024-12-28T00:38Z [---] followers, [----] engagements
"People here get SO MAD when it's referred to as "Raleigh-Durham" which is why I will continue to do so"
X Link 2025-01-05T14:18Z [---] followers, [----] engagements
"Florida man eats diet of butter cheese beef; cholesterol oozes from his body https://t.co/yH8VXbFG4D Florida man eats diet of butter cheese beef; cholesterol oozes from his body https://t.co/yH8VXbFG4D"
X Link 2025-01-22T22:21Z [---] followers, [----] engagements
"I made up a fake midday appointment so I wouldn't have to go to the office today and I keep thinking I need to leave the house soon for my fake appointment"
X Link 2025-01-24T15:16Z [---] followers, [----] engagements
"My single 30yo boss tries to start meetings with some bullshit question and this week it was "what are you passionate about" My man I am passionate about making it another [--] years and saving up enough money that I can retire without another [--] year old ever asking me that again"
X Link 2025-01-29T02:40Z [---] followers, [----] engagements
"Nothing says "employee appreciation" like making me spend my lunch hour on a fucking Teams meeting"
X Link 2025-02-19T19:54Z [---] followers, [----] engagements
"The first step to finding a new job is firing up a laptop you haven't used in [--] months locating the last known version of your resume then closing your laptop for at least another two weeks and hoping your resume will simply update itself. Trust the process"
X Link 2025-03-13T16:07Z [---] followers, [---] engagements
"is there a specific post that you still think about is there a specific post that you still think about"
X Link 2025-03-21T03:41Z [---] followers, [----] engagements
""This flight is too short to bring out the drink cart" bitch I will make RDU to Charlotte a one woman Wade Boggs challenge"
X Link 2025-04-17T00:40Z [---] followers, [----] engagements
"I finally met @ClueHeywood for Delicious Friday Beers except they weren't beers it wasn't a dive bar and he didn't even kick my ass. You'll just have to take my word for it"
X Link 2025-04-19T00:32Z [---] followers, [----] engagements
"Coworker in his 40s who is losing his hair and is nothing to write home about in any other way either just sent me a Teams diatribe about women with "old" hands and let's just say I was not kind to him"
X Link 2025-04-25T12:21Z [---] followers, [----] engagements
"Me: I got a haircut Him: it looks the same just shorter. recovers Looks nice Just. shorter. Me: what the fuck do you think a haircut is"
X Link 2025-04-25T22:22Z [---] followers, [----] engagements
"Killing time at the OTHER bar in town before the next mandated family event and the bartender is absolutely hammered. Slurring weaving can't remember drink orders shouldn't be in public much less working. Five stars"
X Link 2025-05-24T20:39Z [---] followers, [----] engagements
"Incredible stuff"
X Link 2025-05-26T16:48Z [---] followers, 24.5K engagements
"Me too Big Lots. Me too"
X Link 2025-06-04T14:12Z [---] followers, 44.4K engagements
"About to have my mid-year review with a guy who has been my manager for two weeks and isn't even local to say that I am not taking this seriously is an understatement"
X Link 2025-06-23T14:36Z [---] followers, [---] engagements
"At some point in recent history work happy hours stopped being fun and started being "let's continue talking about work but in a much louder and more annoying setting" and no amount of free beer and pizza can make me go I won't do it"
X Link 2025-06-26T13:56Z [---] followers, [----] engagements
"Today would have been my dad's 75th birthday which as my mom correctly pointed out he would have hated but at least he would have lived to see [--] inch inseams and tube socks become fashionable again"
X Link 2025-07-16T15:16Z [---] followers, [----] engagements
"@sienesecath [--] 😔"
X Link 2025-07-19T20:00Z [---] followers, [----] engagements
"Welp I had to delete the doodle post because it broke containment and people were being extremely fucking weird about it. I don't know how you people who regularly go viral deal with the sheer volume of mental illness on this website"
X Link 2025-07-19T23:40Z [---] followers, [----] engagements
"My company has a job in Tijuana that I'm more than qualified for and I found an insanely affordable house right by the beach so it might be time to dust off my Peggy Hill espaol"
X Link 2025-08-16T12:38Z [---] followers, [---] engagements
"I don't know what I thought Williamsburg would be like but I wasn't expecting Ye Olde Lululemon"
X Link 2025-08-31T17:19Z [---] followers, [----] engagements
"🚨THERE IS AN ELDERLY TWINS CONVENTION HAPPENING AT THIS HOTEL THIS IS NOT A DRILL🚨 Like dozens of [--] year old women and their identical twin sisters absolutely dressed to the nines. This is too surreal"
X Link 2025-08-31T22:00Z [---] followers, [----] engagements
"What if we kissed in the Sheetz parking lot at sunrise"
X Link 2025-09-04T10:44Z [---] followers, [----] engagements
"is there a specific post that you still think about is there a specific post that you still think about"
X Link 2025-10-02T15:22Z [---] followers, [----] engagements
"@CHIDSPIN I'm not a Swiftie but I've generally cut her some slack over the years and enjoy a handful of her songs but based on everything I've seen today this album sounds like hot garbage"
X Link 2025-10-03T21:26Z [---] followers, 21.2K engagements
"A lot of you have a wild misunderstanding of what incognito mode means In a recent lawsuit settlement Google agrees to delete the incognito browsing data they keep about you. https://t.co/9J4a0TtcRW In a recent lawsuit settlement Google agrees to delete the incognito browsing data they keep about you. https://t.co/9J4a0TtcRW"
X Link 2025-10-30T21:19Z [---] followers, 17.8M engagements
"@freeg4h I bought pleather pants at Charlotte Russe [--] years ago too doesn't mean they're relevant anymore"
X Link 2026-01-01T11:34Z [---] followers, [--] engagements
"@felixpotvin @MrButterChicken And the jingle still works 🎶Chunk Stuffers🎶"
X Link 2017-09-19T11:00Z [---] followers, [--] engagements
"@Nicole_Cliffe Sansa always looks vaguely tousled/rumpled like a cross between a stereotypical professor and a Victoria's Secret model"
X Link 2018-02-16T21:16Z [---] followers, [--] engagements
"@Nicole_Cliffe I for sure have much larger regrets/embarrassments but when I think of the HOURS teenage me spent watching boys play video games/Magic the Gathering in hopes of receiving a small scrap of attention I get furious at myself all over again"
X Link 2018-03-20T01:29Z [---] followers, [--] engagements
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