# ![@JEllulz Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:26/cr:twitter::993586358936571905.png) @JEllulz The Ghost of Jacques Ellul 🥪

The Ghost of Jacques Ellul 🥪 posts on X about in the, if you, future, this is the most. They currently have [-----] followers and [---] posts still getting attention that total [---] engagements in the last [--] hours.

### Engagements: [---] [#](/creator/twitter::993586358936571905/interactions)
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### Mentions: [--] [#](/creator/twitter::993586358936571905/posts_active)
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### Followers: [-----] [#](/creator/twitter::993586358936571905/followers)
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### CreatorRank: [---------] [#](/creator/twitter::993586358936571905/influencer_rank)
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### Social Influence

**Social category influence**
[countries](/list/countries)  7.59% [finance](/list/finance)  6.21% [celebrities](/list/celebrities)  4.83% [stocks](/list/stocks)  4.14% [technology brands](/list/technology-brands)  3.45% [social networks](/list/social-networks)  2.76% [musicians](/list/musicians)  1.38% [travel destinations](/list/travel-destinations)  0.69%

**Social topic influence**
[in the](/topic/in-the) 6.21%, [if you](/topic/if-you) 3.45%, [future](/topic/future) 2.76%, [this is](/topic/this-is) 2.76%, [country](/topic/country) 2.07%, [money](/topic/money) 2.07%, [the first](/topic/the-first) 2.07%, [how to](/topic/how-to) 1.38%, [cook](/topic/cook) 1.38%, [twitter](/topic/twitter) 1.38%

**Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by**
[@fedex](/creator/undefined) [@drdegenerate1](/creator/undefined) [@ganzanders5](/creator/undefined) [@katwgws](/creator/undefined) [@smokedmethanie](/creator/undefined) [@quinnatthemall](/creator/undefined) [@tmavuram](/creator/undefined) [@diabolicalspuds](/creator/undefined) [@howdoipdf](/creator/undefined) [@onastovetop](/creator/undefined) [@cryptoadvice4u](/creator/undefined) [@solarfren69420](/creator/undefined) [@leftonred161](/creator/undefined) [@onionweigher](/creator/undefined) [@jonaircon](/creator/undefined) [@meowingabyss](/creator/undefined) [@ismslinehan](/creator/undefined) [@sacredritual](/creator/undefined) [@saddymayo](/creator/undefined) [@haleematthews](/creator/undefined)

**Top assets mentioned**
[Costco Wholesale Corporation (COST)](/topic/costco)
### Top Social Posts
Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours

"Just weighing in on the "cooking at home" discourse to say: if you don't know how to cook I don't respect you"  
[X Link](https://x.com/JEllulz/status/2019446375407100002)  2026-02-05T16:21Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"I don't know which country this flag 🏴 is supposed to represent but based on what I've seen on Twitter it appears to be the racist inbred pedophile pride flag"  
[X Link](https://x.com/JEllulz/status/2020144761512890576)  2026-02-07T14:36Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"If you want advice about no prep one ingredient tasty and healthy meals lets chat"  
[X Link](https://x.com/JEllulz/status/2019474142047715513)  2026-02-05T18:12Z [----] followers, 132.9K engagements


"It is kind of interesting to learn that the people who run the world sound like absolute dumbfucks over email. NEW: Norwegian Crown Princess Mette-Marit to Jeffrey Epstein November 2012: "Soon people won't be able to make new humans anymore. We can just design them in a lab" https://t.co/KHofFsYAv8 NEW: Norwegian Crown Princess Mette-Marit to Jeffrey Epstein November 2012: "Soon people won't be able to make new humans anymore. We can just design them in a lab" https://t.co/KHofFsYAv8"  
[X Link](https://x.com/JEllulz/status/2022342007021301991)  2026-02-13T16:08Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@GanzAnders5 If she was rubbing shoulders with Epstein then she has plenty of power. There are many people in the world who have a lot of influence and soft power despite not on paper governing anything. Epstein was probably less interested in her specifically than her connections"  
[X Link](https://x.com/JEllulz/status/2022401343630234109)  2026-02-13T20:03Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@glowinghibiscus @meatsical Shall I compare thee to a Charli's xcx"  
[X Link](https://x.com/JEllulz/status/2022440422476529919)  2026-02-13T22:39Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"One of the reasons craft breweries are dying is that millennial parents are treating them like daycares for their unsupervised children while they spend an hour or two nursing [--] IPA"  
[X Link](https://x.com/JEllulz/status/2018708814178984052)  2026-02-03T15:31Z [----] followers, 476.9K engagements


"The only thing that cures a fascist is death"  
[X Link](https://x.com/JEllulz/status/2018734125998629253)  2026-02-03T17:11Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@how_do_i_pdf Wait a god damned second Olives Oh white people tacos Get out"  
[X Link](https://x.com/JEllulz/status/2019415926651908457)  2026-02-05T14:20Z [----] followers, 23.9K engagements


"@onastovetop I decant believe you"  
[X Link](https://x.com/JEllulz/status/2019477614264553474)  2026-02-05T18:25Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"I love white people tacos @JEllulz I see you are a fellow olives appreciator https://t.co/i2UP6wq9ZM @JEllulz I see you are a fellow olives appreciator https://t.co/i2UP6wq9ZM"  
[X Link](https://x.com/JEllulz/status/2019494624713224318)  2026-02-05T19:33Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"I love Canadian pizza @JEllulz you forgot the raisins 5/10 https://t.co/eBlmvBR1pv @JEllulz you forgot the raisins 5/10 https://t.co/eBlmvBR1pv"  
[X Link](https://x.com/JEllulz/status/2019496146511557109)  2026-02-05T19:39Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"I think having a migraine makes me a better poster because it lowers my IQ by a solid [--] points"  
[X Link](https://x.com/JEllulz/status/2019503680718885197)  2026-02-05T20:09Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"who's bookmarking this 💀"  
[X Link](https://x.com/JEllulz/status/2019506123448226046)  2026-02-05T20:19Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"You shouldn't be able to do shit like this and ever feel safe in public again Nick Fuentes shows off his new Jeffery Epstein quarter zip merch 💀 https://t.co/xMK2vPlFm9 Nick Fuentes shows off his new Jeffery Epstein quarter zip merch 💀 https://t.co/xMK2vPlFm9"  
[X Link](https://x.com/JEllulz/status/2019752797021876293)  2026-02-06T12:39Z [----] followers, 78.2K engagements


"The president of Italy is named Sergio Mozzarella"  
[X Link](https://x.com/JEllulz/status/2019854623092388043)  2026-02-06T19:24Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"The Office: Belarus During a recent meeting Belarusian dictator Lukashenko discovered snus. https://t.co/lyBqZBbvxQ During a recent meeting Belarusian dictator Lukashenko discovered snus. https://t.co/lyBqZBbvxQ"  
[X Link](https://x.com/JEllulz/status/2019891202884034952)  2026-02-06T21:49Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@CryptoAdvice4u I see a future Charlie Kirk"  
[X Link](https://x.com/JEllulz/status/2019972829106839633)  2026-02-07T03:13Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@TheBasedBrummie You have a micropenis and room temperature (in Celsius) IQ. You've never accomplished anything meaningful in your entire life and you never will. What's more no one loves you You have a sad pathetic existence. It's probably not worth continuing"  
[X Link](https://x.com/JEllulz/status/2019978355932856691)  2026-02-07T03:35Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@solarfren69420 How much did Charlie Kirk spend on security"  
[X Link](https://x.com/JEllulz/status/2020136283746574804)  2026-02-07T14:03Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"George Orwell [----]. Nothing has changed"  
[X Link](https://x.com/JEllulz/status/2020362879581798408)  2026-02-08T05:03Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@katwgws The only way to save up enough for retirement these days is to correctly guess who's performing at the Superbowl"  
[X Link](https://x.com/JEllulz/status/2020848263746748622)  2026-02-09T13:12Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@DrewPavlou Some of the biggest stars in the year [----] were Jennifer Lopez Ricky Martin and Enrique Iglesias"  
[X Link](https://x.com/JEllulz/status/2020910042686349513)  2026-02-09T17:17Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@oodja He has no idea that some of the biggest stars in America in [----] were Jennifer Lopez Ricky Martin and Enrique Iglesias"  
[X Link](https://x.com/JEllulz/status/2020910213759369235)  2026-02-09T17:18Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"That's not what woke is btw"  
[X Link](https://x.com/JEllulz/status/2021256579568333186)  2026-02-10T16:14Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Stop looking at individual things through a microscope and take a step back and see the big picture. The MIC doesn't care if their base is white chuds or black or Latino as long as they get to continue drone striking and bombing and colonizing"  
[X Link](https://x.com/JEllulz/status/2021257058293522608)  2026-02-10T16:16Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@LeftOnRed161 @onionweigher I can get that at Costco and it's not like it's really *that* much better than normal beef"  
[X Link](https://x.com/JEllulz/status/2021301905356435459)  2026-02-10T19:15Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@Salem_GeorgeJ @Bakaldkjaa @SeanMcCarthyCom Social security is a ponzi scheme. You literally don't understand how it works despite paying it your entire life"  
[X Link](https://x.com/JEllulz/status/2021486044408078640)  2026-02-11T07:26Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@jonaircon Groomed from the tender young age of 29"  
[X Link](https://x.com/JEllulz/status/2021584864856707387)  2026-02-11T13:59Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@how_do_i_pdf"  
[X Link](https://x.com/JEllulz/status/2021647584331464940)  2026-02-11T18:08Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@crawlings13 @MiguelGuelbec The people in the advertisement are definitely actors"  
[X Link](https://x.com/JEllulz/status/2021653688474046523)  2026-02-11T18:32Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"This is an ad with actors Just found out that in eastern Tennessee there's a colony of native Arabic speakers who are descendants of Syrian migrants who came to the US over a century ago. They speak--I kid you not--a fluent *hillbilly* dialect of Arabic. And it's gorgeous. God bless America. https://t.co/dalytRIk1e Just found out that in eastern Tennessee there's a colony of native Arabic speakers who are descendants of Syrian migrants who came to the US over a century ago. They speak--I kid you not--a fluent *hillbilly* dialect of Arabic. And it's gorgeous. God bless America."  
[X Link](https://x.com/JEllulz/status/2021663943425765423)  2026-02-11T19:13Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"that's oomf"  
[X Link](https://x.com/JEllulz/status/2021667341726330890)  2026-02-11T19:27Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@meowingabyss You think she's safe She's literally being groomed by a disgusting old pervert who's tricking her into marrying him for his money"  
[X Link](https://x.com/JEllulz/status/2021688123579650520)  2026-02-11T20:49Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"The OG problematic age gap"  
[X Link](https://x.com/JEllulz/status/2021688932547629167)  2026-02-11T20:52Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"What is it going to do if someone poops on the floor. Or the wall. Or the door handle. You eventually start to realize no job is safe. https://t.co/sCKmtg4B99 You eventually start to realize no job is safe. https://t.co/sCKmtg4B99"  
[X Link](https://x.com/JEllulz/status/2021766522637889776)  2026-02-12T02:01Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@luxeprogressive THHHEEEE Ohio State University"  
[X Link](https://x.com/JEllulz/status/2021772049325138398)  2026-02-12T02:23Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@ismslinehan @smokedmethanie Can I be the campaign finance manager and embezzle funds and escape justice in Costa Rica"  
[X Link](https://x.com/JEllulz/status/2021786201263386804)  2026-02-12T03:19Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@smokedmethanie @ismslinehan Fine how about Guatemala"  
[X Link](https://x.com/JEllulz/status/2021795155565498740)  2026-02-12T03:55Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@techtransfr @ns123abc Meta invested $70B in metaverse before abandoning it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/JEllulz/status/2021993026491715888)  2026-02-12T17:01Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@SacredRitual"  
[X Link](https://x.com/JEllulz/status/2022421392973824502)  2026-02-13T21:23Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


""splurging" on. $5 rotisserie chicken and juice "Gen Zers and millennials are swimming in student debt and may never own homes but theyre splurging on gut-healthy juices and rotisserie chickens" per WSJ "Gen Zers and millennials are swimming in student debt and may never own homes but theyre splurging on gut-healthy juices and rotisserie chickens" per WSJ"  
[X Link](https://x.com/JEllulz/status/2022006545157128415)  2026-02-12T17:55Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@joeywreck Every leftist I know wants to execute everybody in the Epstein files"  
[X Link](https://x.com/JEllulz/status/2022092730776924562)  2026-02-12T23:37Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"This might be the only way we see justice for Epstein's victims and stop funding genocide. Who cares if the government collapses They already arent fixing bridges and roads. They are also trying to kill us and are looting everything. I dont see a problem. Who cares if the government collapses They already arent fixing bridges and roads. They are also trying to kill us and are looting everything. I dont see a problem"  
[X Link](https://x.com/JEllulz/status/2022303037612609560)  2026-02-13T13:33Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@sabrina_fair98 @credenzaclear2 Drop the link"  
[X Link](https://x.com/JEllulz/status/2022402094821790076)  2026-02-13T20:06Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"bring back conversation pits"  
[X Link](https://x.com/JEllulz/status/2022416108519919901)  2026-02-13T21:02Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Qwen is very interesting but it reminds me of GPT [--]. I asked it for reading recommendations based on a few European cities and for Paris it recommended Diary of Anne Frank and claimed that her family fled Germany via Paris which isn't true. CHINAS OPEN-SOURCE AI IS ABOUT TO COLLAPSE THE AI BUBBLE Almost nobody in the mainstream media is talking about it. Silicon Valley is betting its entire future on the idea that high-quality AI will always be a luxury product. Meanwhile Chinese open-source developers are https://t.co/1ldSXsbLqc CHINAS OPEN-SOURCE AI IS ABOUT TO COLLAPSE THE AI BUBBLE Almost"  
[X Link](https://x.com/JEllulz/status/2022419172941271159)  2026-02-13T21:14Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@saddymayo @katwgws Can I tell you a secret I'm not actually from Chicago But neither are most people who say they're from Chicago lmao"  
[X Link](https://x.com/JEllulz/status/2022457165148201044)  2026-02-13T23:45Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@LifeIsAmazingUK @Bonesdrawstuff The answer to your question is: he was someone who was very good and wildly successful at doing the kind of thing you think you're trying to do with your blog. You should watch his stuff and take notes"  
[X Link](https://x.com/JEllulz/status/1528173419468144641)  2022-05-22T00:38Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@TheFigen The fun thing about this design is that it requires numerous engineering miracles and probably billions in R&D without being a notable improvement whatsoever over regular old light rail"  
[X Link](https://x.com/JEllulz/status/1537237539341619200)  2022-06-16T00:56Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@martiniposting He actually just got done reading [--] Rules of Power and decided to Marcus Aurelius himself a seat at the crowded cafe so he could start to read his next book on making friends"  
[X Link](https://x.com/JEllulz/status/1539610124968402945)  2022-06-22T14:03Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@karengeier @LeahLibresco Dibs on Catholic Abortion for my punk band name"  
[X Link](https://x.com/JEllulz/status/1544341098285637632)  2022-07-05T15:23Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@dumbricardo We need to remember that a salary job is an alternative to a contractor job. If you're being paid a salary they are paying you to be available for [--] hours a week rather than paying an hourly contractor. If they don't have [--] hours of work for you to do that's on them"  
[X Link](https://x.com/JEllulz/status/1550138186721943552)  2022-07-21T15:18Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@ItsRetrop Parents DO know everything about the almost entirely fictional idealistic persona of their children that is really more reflective of themselves than anything and exists only in their own minds"  
[X Link](https://x.com/JEllulz/status/1551207170389278725)  2022-07-24T14:06Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@jackcalifano Wait I thought she said we were supposed to be backing the blue I can't keep up"  
[X Link](https://x.com/JEllulz/status/1557396709755551745)  2022-08-10T16:01Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@haleematthews @HaLoTeachLearn @kaitfeldmann I worked at a place with "unlimited" vacation and it was just an excuse to (1) shame you out of taking time off and (2) most importantly not have to pay out PTO when you quit or got fired. I will never work somewhere with "unlimited" PTO again"  
[X Link](https://x.com/JEllulz/status/1573321875669004290)  2022-09-23T14:42Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@Payton_Writer @haleematthews @HaLoTeachLearn @kaitfeldmann That is nice but I prefer having a chunk of time off I can take whenever I want without it being a gift from management. Currently I get [--] vacation days (rolls over to a point) + [--] sick days per year (rolls over) I take when I want for the most part + [--] paid holidays"  
[X Link](https://x.com/JEllulz/status/1573348510124183554)  2022-09-23T16:28Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@dstriddy @adayeoyh "In the future drinking will be considered as unhealthy as smoking is today" -coder sitting in a desk chair he hasn't left in [--] years while ordering fast food on Postmates for the 3rd time in one day"  
[X Link](https://x.com/JEllulz/status/1580239587946864647)  2022-10-12T16:50Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@quinnatthemall @tmavuram I think it's time we accept that sexuality can have [--] phases: solid liquid gas and plasma"  
[X Link](https://x.com/JEllulz/status/1583499026346803200)  2022-10-21T16:42Z [----] followers, 35.4K engagements


"@quinnatthemall @tmavuram This is Bose-Einstein Condensate and Fermionic Condensate erasure"  
[X Link](https://x.com/JEllulz/status/1583502791238356993)  2022-10-21T16:57Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@thecursedlemon @quinnatthemall @tmavuram Choose yr sexuality"  
[X Link](https://x.com/JEllulz/status/1583562973716840448)  2022-10-21T20:56Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@JLaurenceCohen @mollypriddy We must seize back power while they are asleep at [--] p.m"  
[X Link](https://x.com/JEllulz/status/1584626397896617985)  2022-10-24T19:22Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@GergelyOrosz Capitalists don't know how to handle workers who are not desperate for employment and have savings and plenty of other opportunities"  
[X Link](https://x.com/JEllulz/status/1593339201453449218)  2022-11-17T20:24Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@DisneyD23 Never trust a white guy with dreads"  
[X Link](https://x.com/JEllulz/status/1600502972701614081)  2022-12-07T14:50Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@TaruTaru1736 @fuckyouiquit Two weeks is a courtesy and if I got an email like this I'd be done right then and there"  
[X Link](https://x.com/JEllulz/status/1609939455342698499)  2023-01-02T15:47Z [----] followers, 12.4K engagements


"@yeoldedad Recent example: elf on the shelf. Where the fuck did that come from One year everybody I know with kids was talking about it like an old tradition and it was the first time I'd ever heard of it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/JEllulz/status/1616226397965410307)  2023-01-20T00:09Z [----] followers, 37.5K engagements


"@squilliam123456 @MeganBitchell For sale. Chemo mug. Never smashed"  
[X Link](https://x.com/JEllulz/status/1622425087382114304)  2023-02-06T02:40Z [----] followers, 54.4K engagements


"@turtlekiosk This is funny because I've been refrigerating leftover rice my entire life"  
[X Link](https://x.com/JEllulz/status/1682387778204573696)  2023-07-21T13:51Z [----] followers, 19.4K engagements


"@furby_hancock @paynushurts I just cook a big pot of rice every night and immediately throw it away without eating any just to be safe"  
[X Link](https://x.com/JEllulz/status/1682393982033166336)  2023-07-21T14:15Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@knife_hamster @OGTaylorB @pissfeetsex @tired_bimbo Pretty sure this guy is too much of an alpha Chad to allow some squirrelly little punk on Twitter bother him"  
[X Link](https://x.com/JEllulz/status/1684322664096071680)  2023-07-26T21:59Z [----] followers, 23.1K engagements


"@andresmmujica2 @_madisontayt @czescjacek lmfao if you think democrats have any interest in fixing this problem"  
[X Link](https://x.com/JEllulz/status/1704944403918307581)  2023-09-21T19:43Z [----] followers, 11.6K engagements


"@JeffreyParties @andresmmujica2 @_madisontayt @czescjacek It's literally victim blaming"  
[X Link](https://x.com/JEllulz/status/1704957120217493526)  2023-09-21T20:33Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"This signals the official end of Toyotathon Just a coyote howling from the rooftop of a car in Tucson Ariz. https://t.co/PBUt2R2X3s Just a coyote howling from the rooftop of a car in Tucson Ariz. https://t.co/PBUt2R2X3s"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1741298823731806529)  2023-12-31T03:22Z [----] followers, 6.4M engagements


"@DiabolicalSpuds If I just learned for the first time at age 40-something how drink machines work I would simply feel stupid and keep my mouth shut"  
[X Link](https://x.com/JEllulz/status/1746908529133285425)  2024-01-15T14:53Z [----] followers, 42.3K engagements


"All I want is simply a schmear of the [----] year old bog butter on my toast 2000-year-old lump of butter found in Irish bog is technically still edible https://t.co/iDOEuFAjAn https://t.co/qHvMENlPWQ 2000-year-old lump of butter found in Irish bog is technically still edible https://t.co/iDOEuFAjAn https://t.co/qHvMENlPWQ"  
[X Link](https://x.com/JEllulz/status/1753170770270834833)  2024-02-01T21:37Z [----] followers, 74.4K engagements


"Friends here it is; the moment you've all been waiting for: sangwich"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1753942631661359346)  2024-02-04T00:44Z [----] followers, 29.9K engagements


"@ComradeStu @arrobid Imagine unironically typing the words "capitalism didn't lead to a small dominant capitalist class""  
[X Link](https://x.com/JEllulz/status/1760084834746036707)  2024-02-20T23:31Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"there are cathedrals everywhere for those with the eyes to see Poop in flight A Tricolored Heron paints the sky Yesterday in Huntington Beach SP https://t.co/HtIymbO7Da Poop in flight A Tricolored Heron paints the sky Yesterday in Huntington Beach SP https://t.co/HtIymbO7Da"  
[X Link](https://x.com/JEllulz/status/1772690080953483524)  2024-03-26T18:20Z [----] followers, 12.7K engagements


"Sorry to hear you're depressed. Here's a little something to help :)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1790427131203236234)  2024-05-14T17:01Z [----] followers, 116.6K engagements


"@biscuitsjoe This guy might as well change his bio to "women don't feel safe around me""  
[X Link](https://x.com/JEllulz/status/1791138398960251245)  2024-05-16T16:07Z [----] followers, 119.2K engagements


"China is busy building an actual 21st century country while the West is preoccupied finding more and more convoluted and evil ways to take money away from poor people and give it to already incredibly rich people. The "flying trains" on China's first commercial suspended monorail line give passengers a sci-fi vibe as they take on a joyride in Wuhan central China's Hubei Province. https://t.co/HR7pP0mOcB The "flying trains" on China's first commercial suspended monorail line give passengers a sci-fi vibe as they take on a joyride in Wuhan central China's Hubei Province. https://t.co/HR7pP0mOcB"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1796522420825985391)  2024-05-31T12:41Z [----] followers, 15.6K engagements


"@thran_legacy The correct answer to this question is open floor plans. Cooking oil from the kitchen gets in the air and settles on dusty surfaces creating gross sticky dusty mixture. Dust on shelves near my stove is like this but not in parts of the house that are isolated from the kitchen"  
[X Link](https://x.com/JEllulz/status/1800653679772471711)  2024-06-11T22:17Z [----] followers, 191.2K engagements


"It rocks that we're just doing The Jungle again as a society because we've learned no lessons This is absolutely horrific. And don't forget: USDA reports to Joe Biden. https://t.co/DEsdPEVQRG This is absolutely horrific. And don't forget: USDA reports to Joe Biden. https://t.co/DEsdPEVQRG"  
[X Link](https://x.com/JEllulz/status/1830611885319925916)  2024-09-02T14:20Z [----] followers, 10.8K engagements


"American moment"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1832797443735302267)  2024-09-08T15:05Z [----] followers, 174.2K engagements


"Do you think this person was born in [----] orrrrrrr"  
[X Link](https://x.com/JEllulz/status/1832799078620504310)  2024-09-08T15:12Z [----] followers, 17.3K engagements


"@AutoMaxRiso Going to the grocery store and immediately throwing everything in the dumpster outside because I love are troops"  
[X Link](https://x.com/JEllulz/status/1832827747682435356)  2024-09-08T17:06Z [----] followers, 14.2K engagements


"My @FedEx package was never actually delivered to my house and you'll never believe who signed for it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1841867842423042087)  2024-10-03T15:48Z [----] followers, 1.6M engagements


"@FedExHelp nah I'm good Norma have a blessed day"  
[X Link](https://x.com/JEllulz/status/1841868757020348554)  2024-10-03T15:51Z [----] followers, 103.2K engagements


"@CrazyWeeMonkey I got a refund from Amazon so it is 100% lmao"  
[X Link](https://x.com/JEllulz/status/1841870317985169590)  2024-10-03T15:57Z [----] followers, 56.4K engagements


"@Prius_Patrol @FedEx Mx. Fraud has a signature and everything"  
[X Link](https://x.com/JEllulz/status/1841873075446362424)  2024-10-03T16:08Z [----] followers, 96.4K engagements


"@FedEx adding alt text for my screenreader friends sorry folks"  
[X Link](https://x.com/JEllulz/status/1841879484376494256)  2024-10-03T16:34Z [----] followers, 156.1K engagements


"@FedEx Dang this blew up (figuratively) Free Palestine"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1841905468966596749)  2024-10-03T18:17Z [----] followers, 98.3K engagements


"@d_feldman I remember when I was a kid we had to do some stupid survey in school about drugs and none of us took it seriously and we were joking about it and then a few weeks later there was a serious story on the local news about how 30% of students surveyed had tried meth or heroin"  
[X Link](https://x.com/JEllulz/status/1844088582648234297)  2024-10-09T18:52Z [----] followers, 16.3K engagements


"For a brief period in the early 90's everyone started calling coffee "java" for no discernible reason"  
[X Link](https://x.com/JEllulz/status/1852701615926436203)  2024-11-02T13:17Z [----] followers, 26.8K engagements


"@kennedytcooper The furry member of my polycule who works for lockheed wants me to vote for trump :("  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1853456086503682404)  2024-11-04T15:15Z [----] followers, 36.2K engagements


"@socialaskan @SAMOYEDCORE How will the tariffs affect funkopops"  
[X Link](https://x.com/JEllulz/status/1854899473387794673)  2024-11-08T14:51Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@littleerik @_auguryart This is the saddest story anyone has ever told"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1857264779196260393)  2024-11-15T03:30Z [----] followers, 132.7K engagements


"ACAB includes your 4-year-old nephew who wore a policeman costume for Halloween"  
[X Link](https://x.com/JEllulz/status/1858169079187619958)  2024-11-17T15:23Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Aging alcoholic parents will be like "you'll miss me someday" as if you haven't missed them for the last [--] years"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1858250207772745839)  2024-11-17T20:45Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@wicknebster He's like those monks that mummified themselves while they were still alive"  
[X Link](https://x.com/JEllulz/status/1860183471907569977)  2024-11-23T04:47Z [----] followers, 17.2K engagements


"@focusfronting @ClasslessTulip I need to know if she chose the man or the bear"  
[X Link](https://x.com/JEllulz/status/1861159248933069080)  2024-11-25T21:25Z [----] followers, 182.6K engagements


"This signals the official end of Toyotathon Just a coyote howling from the rooftop of a car in Tucson Ariz. https://t.co/PBUt2R2X3s Just a coyote howling from the rooftop of a car in Tucson Ariz. https://t.co/PBUt2R2X3s"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1873932590828200008)  2024-12-31T03:22Z [----] followers, 6.1M engagements


"@SocialistMMA @Everyday71 Got our asses tbh"  
[X Link](https://x.com/JEllulz/status/1881360274449666420)  2025-01-20T15:16Z [----] followers, 23.5K engagements


"@maurajbg @kurizmatik How does one acquire [--] lbs of knives from the TSA"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1885915687203262497)  2025-02-02T04:58Z [----] followers, 250.8K engagements


"@DarrenS01844538 @CTVNews The federal government makes it so that trucking companies don't make you work *more* than that. They are not the ones making you work [--] hours. It's embarrassing for you that you don't understand that"  
[X Link](https://x.com/JEllulz/status/1896383747269992638)  2025-03-03T02:14Z [----] followers, 15.4K engagements


"The dumbest person you've ever met: "I asked grok and.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1900178524838723700)  2025-03-13T13:33Z [----] followers, 29.5K engagements


""autism didn't exist until recently" have you met old guys who work in hardware stores"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1900630009020379478)  2025-03-14T19:28Z [----] followers, 4.7M engagements


"Like: https://youtu.be/OI0jgnUVFAQsi=TitPtwDnRUwwee5q https://youtu.be/OI0jgnUVFAQsi=TitPtwDnRUwwee5q"  
[X Link](https://x.com/JEllulz/status/1900656737348120797)  2025-03-14T21:14Z [----] followers, 301.9K engagements


"@mariah_lucinda And before trains they were really into wagons I guess"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1900747737290641597)  2025-03-15T03:15Z [----] followers, 106K engagements


"@LisaGlass200 That's the point of my tweet 👍"  
[X Link](https://x.com/JEllulz/status/1900883257547268152)  2025-03-15T12:14Z [----] followers, 90.9K engagements


"@rollinthetide Would you like to try to articulate what is ridiculous about it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/JEllulz/status/1900883597411627364)  2025-03-15T12:15Z [----] followers, 121.8K engagements


"@DiabolicalSpuds People who don't appreciate contemporary art don't realize that art is not the physical thing itself but instead it is the thoughts and feelings inside their own minds the physical thing creates. They just want to look at pretty pictures"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1901729341102231580)  2025-03-17T20:16Z [----] followers, 28.6K engagements


"@DildoGaggins89 One of my favorite things about conspiracy types is how they think the ultra-secretive satanist lizard-people illuminati leaves little clues out in the open for them to find"  
[X Link](https://x.com/JEllulz/status/1907898633476870351)  2025-04-03T20:50Z [----] followers, 110.1K engagements


"@NostraPepe @xerces012 @ThunderWolf08 @jvonkonsky @railboss Actually you're right they aren't the same place because it's easier to build infrastructure in Texas than it is in France and yet"  
[X Link](https://x.com/JEllulz/status/1912148640241443303)  2025-04-15T14:18Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@DrEtiquette @segalmr Due process is how you figure out if they are illegally in the country or not dumbass"  
[X Link](https://x.com/JEllulz/status/1912584970192785635)  2025-04-16T19:12Z [----] followers, 11K engagements


"@DrEtiquette @segalmr I'm not talking about any one individual I'm talking about why we need due process and why it can't be ignored you dumb piece of shit"  
[X Link](https://x.com/JEllulz/status/1912596508555223443)  2025-04-16T19:58Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Some of you would say hell yeah brother https://t.co/zwWNTvsG8b https://t.co/zwWNTvsG8b"  
[X Link](https://x.com/JEllulz/status/1922444076462346557)  2025-05-14T00:09Z [----] followers, 16.6K engagements


".@onionweigher what say ye"  
[X Link](https://x.com/JEllulz/status/1925023841463529779)  2025-05-21T03:00Z [----] followers, 333.4K engagements


"when a verified account claiming to be a patriotic american mentions chipped beef"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1929549182177579229)  2025-06-02T14:42Z [----] followers, 69K engagements


"Help I financed a chipotle burrito as a joke now I can't get a car loan FICO credit scores will begin incorporating buy-now-pay-later data for the first time starting this fall. FICO credit scores will begin incorporating buy-now-pay-later data for the first time starting this fall"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1937572632419078183)  2025-06-24T18:04Z [----] followers, 24.9K engagements


"Shoutout to these food basket things. Some of the best meals of my life have been served in them"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1937963816429474033)  2025-06-25T19:59Z [----] followers, 13.1K engagements


"@DiabolicalSpuds "his career is over""  
[X Link](https://x.com/JEllulz/status/1940837106231968178)  2025-07-03T18:16Z [----] followers, 11.1K engagements


"The only reason American car companies still exist is because we've banned the import of Chinese cars No driver. No hesitation. At [----] mph YANGWANG U9 soared [--] meterson its own. This isnt science fiction. Its the future in motion. https://t.co/QYS2wllPm4 No driver. No hesitation. At [----] mph YANGWANG U9 soared [--] meterson its own. This isnt science fiction. Its the future in motion. https://t.co/QYS2wllPm4"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1946250964492542423)  2025-07-18T16:49Z [----] followers, 2.4M engagements


"@hmhoek Yeah but what American car can go hippity hop"  
[X Link](https://x.com/JEllulz/status/1946358997184831976)  2025-07-18T23:58Z [----] followers, 22.9K engagements


"This platform was supposed to be a microblogging platform and that's how I still treat it. I just tweet little journal entries and sometimes a poorly adjusted person gets mad at me about it. People who get 0-5 likes at max and still tweet all the time. What's your secret People who get 0-5 likes at max and still tweet all the time. What's your secret"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1946360229488144508)  2025-07-19T00:03Z [----] followers, 893.8K engagements


"@randomdude22401 Looks rad as fuck obviously"  
[X Link](https://x.com/JEllulz/status/1946386447231025473)  2025-07-19T01:47Z [----] followers, 33.3K engagements


"@hedgehog_ok To pick up chicks"  
[X Link](https://x.com/JEllulz/status/1946386840312852975)  2025-07-19T01:49Z [----] followers, 32.1K engagements


"@Fearthecow93 We should be way more embarrassed about spending $100k on useless trucks"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1946387102016385123)  2025-07-19T01:50Z [----] followers, 41.2K engagements


"Follow me for more hard-hitting automotive journalism. I'm like if Jeremy Clarkson weren't a dickhead"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1946387533513826329)  2025-07-19T01:52Z [----] followers, 74.9K engagements


"@0xemon Can you read"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1946465840120893885)  2025-07-19T07:03Z [----] followers, 55.2K engagements


"@Morpheu29440305 True Thanks for your contribution to the discourse"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1946467255673311318)  2025-07-19T07:08Z [----] followers, 45.7K engagements


"The Strange Beauty of New York's Bodega Ramps https://t.co/xYRVsvPZYm https://t.co/xYRVsvPZYm"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1956459732312473826)  2025-08-15T20:55Z [----] followers, 103.2K engagements


"Everybody who raped children on Epstein's island should die. Bill Clinton to Jeffrey Epstein. https://t.co/HDfZEwX2zG Bill Clinton to Jeffrey Epstein. https://t.co/HDfZEwX2zG"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1965446380648104011)  2025-09-09T16:05Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"That's your money they have btw The [---] richest people in the U.S. are now worth a record $6.6 trillion after getting $1.2 trillion richer over the past year. The [---] richest people in the U.S. are now worth a record $6.6 trillion after getting $1.2 trillion richer over the past year"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1965490150710145151)  2025-09-09T18:59Z [----] followers, 182.7K engagements


"They want you to believe that the shooter was able to write "slogans expressing transgender and antifa ideology" small enough to fit on a bullet casing but won't just tell us what the phrases were. Sure man totally"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1966156252117086611)  2025-09-11T15:05Z [----] followers, 11.1K engagements


"This literally happened yesterday After a year of scientific scrutiny a rock sample collected by the Perseverance rover has been confirmed to contain a potential biosignature. The sample is the best candidate so far to provide evidence of ancient microbial life on Mars. https://t.co/0BAO1dhMG8 https://t.co/JsOXgrNDmY After a year of scientific scrutiny a rock sample collected by the Perseverance rover has been confirmed to contain a potential biosignature. The sample is the best candidate so far to provide evidence of ancient microbial life on Mars. https://t.co/0BAO1dhMG8"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1966159754138644699)  2025-09-11T15:19Z [----] followers, 16.5K engagements


"@hashjenni @Bullwong Basically every man I know gets nervous about their sister or gf hanging out with other men. We all implicitly recognize this as true most just can't accept it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1974335308599865590)  2025-10-04T04:46Z [----] followers, 13.8K engagements


"@RadishHarmers @SookieWinehouse The downfall of the West cannot come soon enough"  
[X Link](https://x.com/JEllulz/status/1975554074524398020)  2025-10-07T13:29Z [----] followers, 42K engagements


"@kenklippenstein"  
[X Link](https://x.com/JEllulz/status/1977075518001627406)  2025-10-11T18:15Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@SkyNews Why the fuck is "dies" in quotes"  
[X Link](https://x.com/JEllulz/status/1977449841849487470)  2025-10-12T19:02Z [----] followers, 26.1K engagements


"Secular hijab-inspired accessorizations"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1983197926714376283)  2025-10-28T15:43Z [----] followers, 42.4K engagements


"By age [--] you should have. You really should have when you had the chance. Now it's too late"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1985202390790775269)  2025-11-03T04:28Z [----] followers, 27.8K engagements


"@Parasiticking @fletc117 If you want to have no empathy for your fellow man or demand the harshest treatment for someone whose circumstances you don't even know that's your prerogative. I'm just saying as someone who does this every day sometimes there's valid reasons for an adopted pet to be returned"  
[X Link](https://x.com/JEllulz/status/1985375430266720575)  2025-11-03T15:56Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@TheDemocrats Show me where you guys supported Mamdani in literally any way"  
[X Link](https://x.com/JEllulz/status/1985925758611497211)  2025-11-05T04:22Z [----] followers, 26.8K engagements

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