#  @HalleKiefer Halle Kiefer Halle Kiefer posts on X about this is, in the, the first, all the the most. They currently have [-----] followers and [---] posts still getting attention that total [---] engagements in the last [--] hours. ### Engagements: [---] [#](/creator/twitter::16160036/interactions)  - [--] Month [------] +468% - [--] Months [-------] +11,499% - [--] Year [-------] -59% ### Mentions: [--] [#](/creator/twitter::16160036/posts_active)  - [--] Month [--] +1,325% - [--] Months [--] +1,675% - [--] Year [--] +241% ### Followers: [-----] [#](/creator/twitter::16160036/followers)  - [--] Month [-----] -0.20% - [--] Months [-----] -1.70% - [--] Year [-----] -5.40% ### CreatorRank: undefined [#](/creator/twitter::16160036/influencer_rank)  ### Social Influence **Social category influence** [social networks](/list/social-networks) 8% [technology brands](/list/technology-brands) 8% [finance](/list/finance) 2% [celebrities](/list/celebrities) 1% [countries](/list/countries) 1% [stocks](/list/stocks) 1% **Social topic influence** [this is](/topic/this-is) 7%, [in the](/topic/in-the) 4%, [the first](/topic/the-first) 4%, [all the](/topic/all-the) 4%, [out of](/topic/out-of) 4%, [if you](/topic/if-you) 3%, [island](/topic/island) 3%, [eat](/topic/eat) 3%, [twitter](/topic/twitter) 3%, [funny](/topic/funny) 2% **Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by** [@nytvf](/creator/undefined) [@nicolecliffe](/creator/undefined) [@arieldumas](/creator/undefined) [@jessedavidfox](/creator/undefined) [@bonniedennison](/creator/undefined) [@danspenser](/creator/undefined) [@sydmattmom](/creator/undefined) [@monicaheisey](/creator/undefined) [@ealexjung](/creator/undefined) [@daveschilling](/creator/undefined) [@jilljorgensen](/creator/undefined) [@terrencemcd](/creator/undefined) [@crookedmedia](/creator/undefined) [@travishelwig](/creator/undefined) [@deadeyebrakeman](/creator/undefined) [@crookedmedias](/creator/undefined) [@bransonreese](/creator/undefined) [@ira](/creator/undefined) [@arr](/creator/undefined) [@stompost](/creator/undefined) ### Top Social Posts Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours "Boy it would be funny after all this if Jeffrey Epstein died of autoerotic asphyxiation. Well not funny but [----] funny" [X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/2023208057887732153) 2026-02-16T01:29Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "Just once I'd like someone to come down to where I work and slap the dick INTO my mouth" [X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/1003464498655752192) 2018-06-04T02:32Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "Oh hey Itsa me Thank you @nytvf https://x.com/nytvf/status/1017408401897222144 The #NYTVF2018 #OfficialSelectionHighlight of the hour is "The Curse" a comedy with a sex-curse twist written by @HalleKiefer and @JesseDavidFox #MakeItHere https://t.co/wrcGdeSSUt https://x.com/nytvf/status/1017408401897222144 The #NYTVF2018 #OfficialSelectionHighlight of the hour is "The Curse" a comedy with a sex-curse twist written by @HalleKiefer and @JesseDavidFox #MakeItHere https://t.co/wrcGdeSSUt" [X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/1017412654556536835) 2018-07-12T14:17Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "If you know me you know it didn't occur to me it would win so I had to go up and accept it with wet hair looking like shit Thanks for having us @nytvf Best Comedy Script is a tie between "Granted" written by Alison Barton and @bonnie_dennison and "The Curse" written by @hallekiefer and @jessedavidfox Best Comedy Script is a tie between "Granted" written by Alison Barton and @bonnie_dennison and "The Curse" written by @hallekiefer and @jessedavidfox" [X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/1020356068508160002) 2018-07-20T17:13Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "GOOP suggested using a jade egg to strengthen my pelvic floor but I didn't have one so I used a turtle egg and now I have to teach all these little turtles to swim and my body is not beach ready" [X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/1022238946196168704) 2018-07-25T21:55Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "for sale: baby tap shoes. this baby can't dance for shit" [X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/1028159012947288064) 2018-08-11T05:59Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "Alright I'm going to admit it: I don't get the little knob that people are putting on the backs of their cell phones. I've asked people about it and they say "It's to hold it" and I say "What" and then they just sort of hold it out at me and that's as far as I've gotten" [X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/1033129464245432320) 2018-08-24T23:10Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "Wow this tweet kind of blew up Check out 2001's Josie and the Pussycats movie as it is a perfect film" [X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/1033433004281143297) 2018-08-25T19:16Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "@DanSpenser The number of people suggesting Weekend at Purgey's (or even Weekend at PURGIE'S) is insane. The title is obviously Weekend Before The Purge At Bernie's. Simple. Elegant. Doesn't contain THE WORD PURGIE'S" [X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/1042489513317158913) 2018-09-19T19:04Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "Suspiria FUCKED ME UP you guys. I feel caffeinated and on edge. I feel like I'm going to scream and Tilda Swinton will materialize in the room" [X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/1044776217856102400) 2018-09-26T02:30Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "I feel terribly for the family in The Haunting of Hill House but on the other hand maybe being collectively the hottest people in the world is some consolation" [X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/1054940214051958786) 2018-10-24T03:38Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "@Nicole_Cliffe I'd been sleeping with the guy I lost my virginity to for a bit when one night he turned to me and said "You have what I think is my ideal body type for a woman" then he shook his head and said completely seriously "If only I could find someone with your body I could date."" [X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/1060713338739535872) 2018-11-09T01:59Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "@Nicole_Cliffe To my face" [X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/1060714154779140097) 2018-11-09T02:02Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "WHO though Would dare Look at that fold Bootcut jeans are making a comeback https://t.co/0Z59eqww0X https://t.co/ZkprWxwXxr Bootcut jeans are making a comeback https://t.co/0Z59eqww0X https://t.co/ZkprWxwXxr" [X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/1069799536950943745) 2018-12-04T03:44Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "What is your favorite Lonely Island lyric Mine is either "'Cause every Mother's Day needs a Mother's Night" or "This is the second best idea that we ever had" from Motherlover" [X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/1072549730620715008) 2018-12-11T17:52Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "Congratulations to Buffalo Bill Hardy Tom Hardy and his wife Charlotte Riley have had a baby boy and named him after one of your favourite film characters https://t.co/ZwbjfcUX3C https://t.co/CPaaSdQZ3P Tom Hardy and his wife Charlotte Riley have had a baby boy and named him after one of your favourite film characters https://t.co/ZwbjfcUX3C https://t.co/CPaaSdQZ3P" [X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/1084157631441395712) 2019-01-12T18:38Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "@ArielDumas I was literally just asking myself WTF is going on with these nytimes recipe comments as I was chowing down on generously buttered noodles sprinkled with just a quarter cup of parsley for color and freshness which are the perfect blank canvas for practically any stew or braise" [X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/1086300098869506048) 2019-01-18T16:31Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "@sydmattmom @ArielDumas Of course I should have been more clear. I used practically any" [X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/1086637668212006918) 2019-01-19T14:53Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "Truly cannot wait to see the look on my date's face. This earthquake-proof bed may look scary but it can save your life 🏚😱 https://t.co/T1XvBJ1ZvP This earthquake-proof bed may look scary but it can save your life 🏚😱 https://t.co/T1XvBJ1ZvP" [X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/1092661009280651264) 2019-02-05T05:47Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "Every time I hear it it's like the first time all over again" [X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/1108416691132878848) 2019-03-20T17:15Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "Society owes a huge debt to the person who coined the term "down to clown."" [X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/1112531959409008641) 2019-04-01T01:47Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "Finally: the first good meme" [X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/1118690222936657920) 2019-04-18T01:38Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "This is my favorite meme of all time Can it be HIM: "my dick is so big it stretches vaginas" VAGINAS: https://t.co/uVANfor886 HIM: "my dick is so big it stretches vaginas" VAGINAS: https://t.co/uVANfor886" [X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/1118726443847041025) 2019-04-18T04:02Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "@monicaheisey Lisa/Gil with Moleman rising" [X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/1140329967605243904) 2019-06-16T18:47Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "The fact "Mr. Sandman" cites Pagliacci and Liberace as two prime examples of a dream man is all the explanation you need as to why those poor simple girls have to beg a night demon for a date in the first place" [X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/1145574209827016704) 2019-07-01T06:05Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "Just a reminder that Natalie Portman is starring in an upcoming movie inspired by Astronaut Diaper Lady. That is all" [X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/1149856797521567749) 2019-07-13T01:43Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "Okay but when I have an orgasm in Katz's Deli I don't make a such a big deal out of it" [X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/1150176100024238080) 2019-07-13T22:52Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "Me whispering to you from beyond the grave: A female-driven Dennis the Menace reboot called Denise the Menise" [X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/1154113680751124480) 2019-07-24T19:38Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "@e_alexjung Who do you think he was nice to thinking it was you the whole time" [X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/1190716224323215360) 2019-11-02T19:44Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "I hope you're all happy Regular Yoda read all your Baby Yoda tweets and he's sobbing so hard he's refusing to come out of his trailer" [X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/1196302857160413184) 2019-11-18T05:43Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "Please say eat baked beans PLEASE say eat baked beans. We asked an expert what you can do now about coronavirus https://t.co/U2A2eoeyNy We asked an expert what you can do now about coronavirus https://t.co/U2A2eoeyNy" [X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/1233245900077588480) 2020-02-28T04:21Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "If anyone is experiencing headaches please keep in mind you've been grinding your teeth for nine days straight" [X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/1241558934726381568) 2020-03-22T02:54Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "What the hell kind of Benny Hill ass prison is she in Ghislaine Maxwell reportedly moved from 'cell to cell' to avoid assassins https://t.co/jXsZBX9RZR https://t.co/kDHWQgmXbB Ghislaine Maxwell reportedly moved from 'cell to cell' to avoid assassins https://t.co/jXsZBX9RZR https://t.co/kDHWQgmXbB" [X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/1282521375450652672) 2020-07-13T03:44Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "We all made fun of Marilyn Manson for getting his ribs removed so he could suck his own dick but who's having the last muffled laugh during quarantine huh" [X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/1287932089040396289) 2020-07-28T02:05Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "@dave_schilling I know this isn't the point of the tweet but I'm not dying for Twitter to know we order take-out from Taco Bell" [X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/1295820840668282880) 2020-08-18T20:32Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "Between this and facial recognition new technology clearly just amplifies the police's most reprehensible violating impulses. This is demented" [X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/1304153141282185216) 2020-09-10T20:21Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "The best tweet of all time me telling my story how I survived a plane crash and lived on a deserted island for a year it was crazy friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink was the grink there me telling my story how I survived a plane crash and lived on a deserted island for a year it was crazy friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink was the grink there" [X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/1343393173591080962) 2020-12-28T03:07Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "Just have Jane Krakowski play Samantha Jones and never address it on the show obviously" [X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/1348428265610858497) 2021-01-11T00:35Z [----] followers, 20.6K engagements "Have her announce she's had "a little work done" during quarantine to which Miranda gasps "You look like a completely different person" and honestly you're good to go" [X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/1348429994167463938) 2021-01-11T00:42Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "@Jill_Jorgensen @terrencemcd Wow Now I want to know if the unpleasantness predates Cynthia Nixon's [--] Rock appearance or if they had to actively avoid each other on set. Either way I pray they can put it aside when Michael Patrick King reads my tweet and books Jane" [X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/1348466692771336196) 2021-01-11T03:08Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "I saw people tweeting about minors going to pride and the idea that a child could be mentally scarred from seeing some weird gay dudes one time is some bizarre Victorian misunderstanding of human existence" [X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/1396112863442325507) 2021-05-22T14:36Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "Call me when Batman starts sucking dick" [X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/1404854770154622977) 2021-06-15T17:34Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "Jack Hanna did my brother's college graduation and gave a lovely commencement speech about overcoming dyslexia. Then he said "Enough about me Time for the animals" and the crowd went apeshit as he brought out a cheetah. Five stars I remember no other speeches of any kind" [X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/1405732393130942464) 2021-06-18T03:41Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "Got asked out by a guy in college but he wanted the movie to be a surprise. Cut to us watching The Passion of the Christ. The woman in front of us broke down and left during the film and we drove home in silence Whats the worst movie youve seen while on a date Not in terms of movie quality but appropriate date content. For me: Spotlight or The Lobster. Whats the worst movie youve seen while on a date Not in terms of movie quality but appropriate date content. For me: Spotlight or The Lobster" [X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/1410689843378589696) 2021-07-01T20:00Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "I keep seeing people flipping out over that Colin Jost/ScarJo baby headline on Vulture and just wanted to share MY perfect ScarJost Vulture headline https://www.vulture.com/2020/10/colin-jost-scarlett-johansson-married.html https://www.vulture.com/2020/10/colin-jost-scarlett-johansson-married.html" [X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/1412927965994749953) 2021-07-08T00:14Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "Will retweet every time the best tweet on here hands down no question me telling my story how I survived a plane crash and lived on a deserted island for a year it was crazy friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink was the grink there me telling my story how I survived a plane crash and lived on a deserted island for a year it was crazy friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink was the grink there" [X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/1413519283477377024) 2021-07-09T15:23Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "Hey A bit of news I'm starting as a senior writer for @crookedmedia and Lovett or Leave It next week It's intimidating to be following in the footsteps of @travishelwig but I'm also honored to be taking up the mantle as the new Tug" [X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/1414006792456073217) 2021-07-10T23:41Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "This is the most Lorde shit I can imagine. You couldnt write a more perfect character trait" [X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/1421322642003423235) 2021-07-31T04:11Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "When it comes to interiors James Wan is the Nancy Meyers of horror" [X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/1439808085803995141) 2021-09-20T04:26Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "Icon @deadeyebrakeman channeling Kyrsten Sinema with 100% accuracy at @crookedmedias first live #LovettorLeaveIt after so so very long" [X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/1441247203016654849) 2021-09-24T03:44Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "IMO the only flaw in Yellowjackets is the supposition that voters would care if a politician committed cannibalism" [X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/1481463729417953286) 2022-01-13T03:10Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "I do and I am" [X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/1525998494736977920) 2022-05-16T00:36Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "Hi everyone Just wanted to post in the most awkward way imaginable to social media during a long weekend () that I am gay. Anyway that is what's new with me. If you're a Ruined listener Dave will be segueing to the title Ex-Boyfriend of the Pod and we remain dear friends" [X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1566895673303175168) 2022-09-05T21:06Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "Anywho please please talk to your friends and loved ones about comp het at your earliest convenience. The life you save. could be my own" [X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/1566895879327399936) 2022-09-05T21:07Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "I literally Googled comp het like I was an 11-year-old Buzzfeed reader in [----] so if you're a queer person please feel free to send any thoughts or ideas my way no matter how basic they might seem" [X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/1566896645412777989) 2022-09-05T21:10Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "Am I crowdsourcing how to be old and gay Yes please help I already watched all the Old Gays videos and they don't cover a lot of stuff" [X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/1566896844700938240) 2022-09-05T21:11Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "When I Googled "comp het" the first link I got was from Cosmo and it was actually very helpful Life is humiliating. Anywho hope you're all staying cool out there" [X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/1566897144857894914) 2022-09-05T21:12Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "Also 70% of the TikTok videos I used to get were of older women explaining how they found they were gay later in life. Yes queen I said Then I deleted TikTok because I was spending too much time on it Mortification this world this flesh" [X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1566897511930900480) 2022-09-05T21:14Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "Horrific fucking headline absolute dog shit but an excellent reminder that libraries are vital and necessary and (like all good things apparently) endangered by conservative malignity New York libraries have waded into Americas culture wars by directly lending [-----] books to non-residents since spring including thousands of students living under the bans https://t.co/bcvVxZOOF6 New York libraries have waded into Americas culture wars by directly lending [-----] books to non-residents since spring including thousands of students living under the bans https://t.co/bcvVxZOOF6" [X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/1574394035543805953) 2022-09-26T13:42Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "You know if Dave had never DMed me I might not have found a relationship as healing felt supported in going back to therapy and realized I was queer. So in this way Twitter made me gay and if nothing else if this is the end everyone over there should feel proud of that Twitter actually kinda rocked because I met @HalleKiefer on Twitter and almost married her. Now she's a beautiful lesbian. That's a happy ending where I come from Twitter actually kinda rocked because I met @HalleKiefer on Twitter and almost married her. Now she's a beautiful lesbian. That's a happy ending where I come from" [X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/1593407219944472576) 2022-11-18T00:54Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "I waited until I was in my seat on the plane to eat my edible and now the flight is delayed for a couple hours while they check the pipes so I think Im just going to take off vertically like a helicopter and fly to L.A. on my own dime" [X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/1596498827296772096) 2022-11-26T13:39Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "Look no one is saying it so I guess I have to: theyre making apples too goddamn big now" [X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/1613363787830292480) 2023-01-12T02:34Z [----] followers, 29.4K engagements "They can do or say literally whatever they want Im still going to fuck those M&Ms" [X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/1617558274387349505) 2023-01-23T16:22Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "I have never worked for a company whose message I actually believed in and I have never worked with such incredible smart compassionate people committed to progressive media. I am truly honored to unionize with all of you Hey there. We the staff of Crooked Media have formed a union. Heres why. https://t.co/4VpRp0L6FU Hey there. We the staff of Crooked Media have formed a union. Heres why. https://t.co/4VpRp0L6FU" [X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/1622650045110849537) 2023-02-06T17:34Z [----] followers, 10.5K engagements "As a cis person Jordan Peterson videos really have been a Rosetta Stone for understanding conservatives panic around gender. He literally cannot stand his own emotional reaction so his response is to flee discomfort to run from feeling and in doing so run from understanding" [X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/1627711561266782209) 2023-02-20T16:47Z [----] followers, 28.2K engagements "Because sexual health and sexual pleasure are a normal part of human life not some horrific act like the religious right is determined to convince all of us they are Why is Walmart selling sex toys https://t.co/AKLCdwQyfA Why is Walmart selling sex toys https://t.co/AKLCdwQyfA" [X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/1639658954098868224) 2023-03-25T16:02Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "At what point in the Barbie writing process did Greta Gerwig see Barb And Star Go To Del Mar" [X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/1685705701824557056) 2023-07-30T17:35Z [----] followers, 20.7K engagements "@ArielDumas ARIEL This is nuts but also better than if she found out and in that moment realized she had wasted her entire life" [X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/1705648055847116967) 2023-09-23T18:19Z [----] followers, 17K engagements "well I clicked through and dont worry your assumptions are correct: the de-aging process DOES involving shocking his penis with electricity Millionaire biohacker Bryan Johnson [--] claims he has reverse-aged his PENIS by [--] years https://t.co/Uk8BvpXb0h https://t.co/RNlh1rOHSM Millionaire biohacker Bryan Johnson [--] claims he has reverse-aged his PENIS by [--] years https://t.co/Uk8BvpXb0h https://t.co/RNlh1rOHSM" [X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/1722802019151610072) 2023-11-10T02:23Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "shout out to all the devils advocates you guys did it" [X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/1772101549961175490) 2024-03-25T03:21Z [----] followers, 14.8K engagements "Were so beautiful its a beautiful day to walk out of work and into a fair contract https://t.co/jedE5uQmqs its a beautiful day to walk out of work and into a fair contract https://t.co/jedE5uQmqs" [X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/1820527483319701535) 2024-08-05T18:29Z [----] followers, 12K engagements "❤ ❤ ❤ https://t.co/ENO2WKNz2q https://t.co/ENO2WKNz2q" [X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/1821947304430973329) 2024-08-09T16:31Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "Dropped into RFK Jr.s speech late and entered on the vote-winning line [---] years ago if someone was obese they sent them to the circus" [X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/1827072418537730257) 2024-08-23T19:56Z [----] followers, 26.7K engagements "This was so fucking funny The tribe has spoken. #CrookedMedia #Survivor #JonLovett https://t.co/e7BxLZq7NN The tribe has spoken. #CrookedMedia #Survivor #JonLovett https://t.co/e7BxLZq7NN" [X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/1836855852969644297) 2024-09-19T19:52Z [----] followers, 10.7K engagements "Five of the Supreme Courts Catholics rush to execute a man then nod along as Mary Ann Alito rants against the Pride flag. As the Bible says about hypocrites you are like white-washed tombs beautiful on the outside but filled with the bones of dead men and everything unclean" [X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1838726862601883765) 2024-09-24T23:47Z [----] followers, 12.7K engagements "I'm gonna make myself look real skinny on Tinder then when the guy shows up I'll laugh and all the pie chunks will fall out of my mouth" [X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/613556948840120320) 2015-06-24T03:59Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "There's nothing worse than completing a day of healthy nutritious eating only to remember you have to eat that way every day until you die" [X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/621174375866322945) 2015-07-15T04:28Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "I feel like if you threw a blanket over Donald Trump he would think it's night time and fall asleep. We could at least give it a try" [X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/687842473796874241) 2016-01-15T03:43Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "Whyyy would Katherine Heigl apologize to Seth Rogen for calling Knocked Up sexist He didn't write it. Also it is. https://x.com/vulture/status/763008495461535744 Seth Rogen calls truce with Katherine Heigl over #KnockedUp but still would like an apology https://t.co/MP4aVbSz4b https://t.co/rzjcr86Hnn https://x.com/vulture/status/763008495461535744 Seth Rogen calls truce with Katherine Heigl over #KnockedUp but still would like an apology https://t.co/MP4aVbSz4b https://t.co/rzjcr86Hnn" [X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/763089645903155200) 2016-08-09T19:08Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "Now that I'm in my 30s I'm reevaluating men I overlooked in my youth. For example I'd probably fuck that smart gremlin from Gremlins 2" [X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/775899841947918336) 2016-09-14T03:31Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "As a woman there's nothing I love talking about more than where my hot friend went and if she's coming back" [X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/794544794647298049) 2016-11-04T14:20Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "I took a quiz on which Sex And The City character I am and it turns out I'm Steve Mom's when she brought her own beer to Brady's birthday" [X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/811088719344267264) 2016-12-20T05:59Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "If anyone needs help with the health insurance website between now and 1/31 let me know and I will happily sit down with you #GetCoveredNYC" [X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/811314916170862592) 2016-12-20T20:58Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "I'm working hard to project love and empathy to everyone I interact with in the new year which is hard because a lot of you are epic trash" [X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/817117773734285313) 2017-01-05T21:17Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "@bransonreese I wish everyone replying to this about the actual texture of sharkskin would walk into the big wetness" [X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/849325393417043969) 2017-04-04T18:18Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "Could you please write a book called Keep It and it's just essays about things you think are trash @ira" [X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/876912121166090240) 2017-06-19T21:18Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "DJ Leaving My Baby in a Hot Car Even Though I Don't Have a Baby OR a Car https://x.com/ThatEricAlper/status/880831837123338248 https://x.com/ThatEricAlper/status/880831837123338248" [X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/881015356180922368) 2017-07-01T05:03Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "Malia Obama is out here smoking and kissing because she's COOL and that's cool stuff to do. What do you absolute nerds want from her Not to be cool Grow up. Get a life" [X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/934235155983749120) 2017-11-25T01:39Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "My sexual fetish like everyone else is to be publicly humiliated by the Moon Pie Twitter account" [X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/942633205248688128) 2017-12-18T05:50Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "Oh I'll accept the terms but I'll be DAMNED if I accept the conditions" [X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/942789229838524416) 2017-12-18T16:10Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "I finally saw The Last Jedi and can't wait to read everyone's think piece on it JK I LOVE HAVING FUN AND IT WAS A BLAST I WILL TEAR MY EYES OUT BEFORE I READ A GODDAMN WORD" [X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/944826374640013312) 2017-12-24T07:05Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "Well my sister-in-law's sister wore a "9/11 Was An Inside Job" t-shirt to Christmas morning" [X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/945374803183185920) 2017-12-25T19:24Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "@Nicole_Cliffe In one of NYC's fine haunted houses a drippy ghoul tried to push me into a pitch black room alone. "Lady you paid for the ticket" he said sotto voce and I screamed "NO PLEASE I GOT IT FREE FROM WORK" in front of a crowd of extremely non-scared strangers" [X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/950467398985011201) 2018-01-08T20:41Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "Quick There hasn't been a mass shooting for a hot minute Let's talk about gun control now before another one happens" [X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/950596132035538945) 2018-01-09T05:12Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "If you know me and feel targeted by a joke I tell please know it's definitely not about you. I have much meaner more specific jokes about you that I think in my head but would never ever say in public I promise" [X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/952655006909583360) 2018-01-14T21:33Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "@Arr My friend Nicole told me she chewed a piece of gum so long it came to life" [X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/954613940633391106) 2018-01-20T07:17Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "In [----] I'm going to bring back saying "weeeeeeeeee wee wee wee" when I snore while a single feather gently puffs into the air every time I exhale" [X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/962862993309667328) 2018-02-12T01:36Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "Cruel Intentions really holds up" [X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/981061089407488000) 2018-04-03T06:49Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "My grandfather was killed putting on a perfect smokey eye so this is all really hard for me" [X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/990693032205979648) 2018-04-29T20:43Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "The documentary doesn't really get into it but do you think Slenderman is Jewish" [X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/992456572201816066) 2018-05-04T17:31Z [----] followers, [---] engagements Limited data mode. 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Social Influence
Social category influence social networks 8% technology brands 8% finance 2% celebrities 1% countries 1% stocks 1%
Social topic influence this is 7%, in the 4%, the first 4%, all the 4%, out of 4%, if you 3%, island 3%, eat 3%, twitter 3%, funny 2%
Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by @nytvf @nicolecliffe @arieldumas @jessedavidfox @bonniedennison @danspenser @sydmattmom @monicaheisey @ealexjung @daveschilling @jilljorgensen @terrencemcd @crookedmedia @travishelwig @deadeyebrakeman @crookedmedias @bransonreese @ira @arr @stompost
Top Social Posts
Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours
"Boy it would be funny after all this if Jeffrey Epstein died of autoerotic asphyxiation. Well not funny but [----] funny"
X Link 2026-02-16T01:29Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"Just once I'd like someone to come down to where I work and slap the dick INTO my mouth"
X Link 2018-06-04T02:32Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"Oh hey Itsa me Thank you @nytvf https://x.com/nytvf/status/1017408401897222144 The #NYTVF2018 #OfficialSelectionHighlight of the hour is "The Curse" a comedy with a sex-curse twist written by @HalleKiefer and @JesseDavidFox #MakeItHere https://t.co/wrcGdeSSUt https://x.com/nytvf/status/1017408401897222144 The #NYTVF2018 #OfficialSelectionHighlight of the hour is "The Curse" a comedy with a sex-curse twist written by @HalleKiefer and @JesseDavidFox #MakeItHere https://t.co/wrcGdeSSUt"
X Link 2018-07-12T14:17Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"If you know me you know it didn't occur to me it would win so I had to go up and accept it with wet hair looking like shit Thanks for having us @nytvf Best Comedy Script is a tie between "Granted" written by Alison Barton and @bonnie_dennison and "The Curse" written by @hallekiefer and @jessedavidfox Best Comedy Script is a tie between "Granted" written by Alison Barton and @bonnie_dennison and "The Curse" written by @hallekiefer and @jessedavidfox"
X Link 2018-07-20T17:13Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"GOOP suggested using a jade egg to strengthen my pelvic floor but I didn't have one so I used a turtle egg and now I have to teach all these little turtles to swim and my body is not beach ready"
X Link 2018-07-25T21:55Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"for sale: baby tap shoes. this baby can't dance for shit"
X Link 2018-08-11T05:59Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"Alright I'm going to admit it: I don't get the little knob that people are putting on the backs of their cell phones. I've asked people about it and they say "It's to hold it" and I say "What" and then they just sort of hold it out at me and that's as far as I've gotten"
X Link 2018-08-24T23:10Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Wow this tweet kind of blew up Check out 2001's Josie and the Pussycats movie as it is a perfect film"
X Link 2018-08-25T19:16Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"@DanSpenser The number of people suggesting Weekend at Purgey's (or even Weekend at PURGIE'S) is insane. The title is obviously Weekend Before The Purge At Bernie's. Simple. Elegant. Doesn't contain THE WORD PURGIE'S"
X Link 2018-09-19T19:04Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"Suspiria FUCKED ME UP you guys. I feel caffeinated and on edge. I feel like I'm going to scream and Tilda Swinton will materialize in the room"
X Link 2018-09-26T02:30Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"I feel terribly for the family in The Haunting of Hill House but on the other hand maybe being collectively the hottest people in the world is some consolation"
X Link 2018-10-24T03:38Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"@Nicole_Cliffe I'd been sleeping with the guy I lost my virginity to for a bit when one night he turned to me and said "You have what I think is my ideal body type for a woman" then he shook his head and said completely seriously "If only I could find someone with your body I could date.""
X Link 2018-11-09T01:59Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"@Nicole_Cliffe To my face"
X Link 2018-11-09T02:02Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"WHO though Would dare Look at that fold Bootcut jeans are making a comeback https://t.co/0Z59eqww0X https://t.co/ZkprWxwXxr Bootcut jeans are making a comeback https://t.co/0Z59eqww0X https://t.co/ZkprWxwXxr"
X Link 2018-12-04T03:44Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"What is your favorite Lonely Island lyric Mine is either "'Cause every Mother's Day needs a Mother's Night" or "This is the second best idea that we ever had" from Motherlover"
X Link 2018-12-11T17:52Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"Congratulations to Buffalo Bill Hardy Tom Hardy and his wife Charlotte Riley have had a baby boy and named him after one of your favourite film characters https://t.co/ZwbjfcUX3C https://t.co/CPaaSdQZ3P Tom Hardy and his wife Charlotte Riley have had a baby boy and named him after one of your favourite film characters https://t.co/ZwbjfcUX3C https://t.co/CPaaSdQZ3P"
X Link 2019-01-12T18:38Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"@ArielDumas I was literally just asking myself WTF is going on with these nytimes recipe comments as I was chowing down on generously buttered noodles sprinkled with just a quarter cup of parsley for color and freshness which are the perfect blank canvas for practically any stew or braise"
X Link 2019-01-18T16:31Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"@sydmattmom @ArielDumas Of course I should have been more clear. I used practically any"
X Link 2019-01-19T14:53Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"Truly cannot wait to see the look on my date's face. This earthquake-proof bed may look scary but it can save your life 🏚😱 https://t.co/T1XvBJ1ZvP This earthquake-proof bed may look scary but it can save your life 🏚😱 https://t.co/T1XvBJ1ZvP"
X Link 2019-02-05T05:47Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"Every time I hear it it's like the first time all over again"
X Link 2019-03-20T17:15Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"Society owes a huge debt to the person who coined the term "down to clown.""
X Link 2019-04-01T01:47Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"Finally: the first good meme"
X Link 2019-04-18T01:38Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"This is my favorite meme of all time Can it be HIM: "my dick is so big it stretches vaginas" VAGINAS: https://t.co/uVANfor886 HIM: "my dick is so big it stretches vaginas" VAGINAS: https://t.co/uVANfor886"
X Link 2019-04-18T04:02Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"@monicaheisey Lisa/Gil with Moleman rising"
X Link 2019-06-16T18:47Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"The fact "Mr. Sandman" cites Pagliacci and Liberace as two prime examples of a dream man is all the explanation you need as to why those poor simple girls have to beg a night demon for a date in the first place"
X Link 2019-07-01T06:05Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Just a reminder that Natalie Portman is starring in an upcoming movie inspired by Astronaut Diaper Lady. That is all"
X Link 2019-07-13T01:43Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"Okay but when I have an orgasm in Katz's Deli I don't make a such a big deal out of it"
X Link 2019-07-13T22:52Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"Me whispering to you from beyond the grave: A female-driven Dennis the Menace reboot called Denise the Menise"
X Link 2019-07-24T19:38Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"@e_alexjung Who do you think he was nice to thinking it was you the whole time"
X Link 2019-11-02T19:44Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"I hope you're all happy Regular Yoda read all your Baby Yoda tweets and he's sobbing so hard he's refusing to come out of his trailer"
X Link 2019-11-18T05:43Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"Please say eat baked beans PLEASE say eat baked beans. We asked an expert what you can do now about coronavirus https://t.co/U2A2eoeyNy We asked an expert what you can do now about coronavirus https://t.co/U2A2eoeyNy"
X Link 2020-02-28T04:21Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"If anyone is experiencing headaches please keep in mind you've been grinding your teeth for nine days straight"
X Link 2020-03-22T02:54Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"What the hell kind of Benny Hill ass prison is she in Ghislaine Maxwell reportedly moved from 'cell to cell' to avoid assassins https://t.co/jXsZBX9RZR https://t.co/kDHWQgmXbB Ghislaine Maxwell reportedly moved from 'cell to cell' to avoid assassins https://t.co/jXsZBX9RZR https://t.co/kDHWQgmXbB"
X Link 2020-07-13T03:44Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"We all made fun of Marilyn Manson for getting his ribs removed so he could suck his own dick but who's having the last muffled laugh during quarantine huh"
X Link 2020-07-28T02:05Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"@dave_schilling I know this isn't the point of the tweet but I'm not dying for Twitter to know we order take-out from Taco Bell"
X Link 2020-08-18T20:32Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"Between this and facial recognition new technology clearly just amplifies the police's most reprehensible violating impulses. This is demented"
X Link 2020-09-10T20:21Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"The best tweet of all time me telling my story how I survived a plane crash and lived on a deserted island for a year it was crazy friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink was the grink there me telling my story how I survived a plane crash and lived on a deserted island for a year it was crazy friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink was the grink there"
X Link 2020-12-28T03:07Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"Just have Jane Krakowski play Samantha Jones and never address it on the show obviously"
X Link 2021-01-11T00:35Z [----] followers, 20.6K engagements
"Have her announce she's had "a little work done" during quarantine to which Miranda gasps "You look like a completely different person" and honestly you're good to go"
X Link 2021-01-11T00:42Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"@Jill_Jorgensen @terrencemcd Wow Now I want to know if the unpleasantness predates Cynthia Nixon's [--] Rock appearance or if they had to actively avoid each other on set. Either way I pray they can put it aside when Michael Patrick King reads my tweet and books Jane"
X Link 2021-01-11T03:08Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"I saw people tweeting about minors going to pride and the idea that a child could be mentally scarred from seeing some weird gay dudes one time is some bizarre Victorian misunderstanding of human existence"
X Link 2021-05-22T14:36Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"Call me when Batman starts sucking dick"
X Link 2021-06-15T17:34Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"Jack Hanna did my brother's college graduation and gave a lovely commencement speech about overcoming dyslexia. Then he said "Enough about me Time for the animals" and the crowd went apeshit as he brought out a cheetah. Five stars I remember no other speeches of any kind"
X Link 2021-06-18T03:41Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"Got asked out by a guy in college but he wanted the movie to be a surprise. Cut to us watching The Passion of the Christ. The woman in front of us broke down and left during the film and we drove home in silence Whats the worst movie youve seen while on a date Not in terms of movie quality but appropriate date content. For me: Spotlight or The Lobster. Whats the worst movie youve seen while on a date Not in terms of movie quality but appropriate date content. For me: Spotlight or The Lobster"
X Link 2021-07-01T20:00Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"I keep seeing people flipping out over that Colin Jost/ScarJo baby headline on Vulture and just wanted to share MY perfect ScarJost Vulture headline https://www.vulture.com/2020/10/colin-jost-scarlett-johansson-married.html https://www.vulture.com/2020/10/colin-jost-scarlett-johansson-married.html"
X Link 2021-07-08T00:14Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"Will retweet every time the best tweet on here hands down no question me telling my story how I survived a plane crash and lived on a deserted island for a year it was crazy friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink was the grink there me telling my story how I survived a plane crash and lived on a deserted island for a year it was crazy friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink was the grink there"
X Link 2021-07-09T15:23Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"Hey A bit of news I'm starting as a senior writer for @crookedmedia and Lovett or Leave It next week It's intimidating to be following in the footsteps of @travishelwig but I'm also honored to be taking up the mantle as the new Tug"
X Link 2021-07-10T23:41Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"This is the most Lorde shit I can imagine. You couldnt write a more perfect character trait"
X Link 2021-07-31T04:11Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"When it comes to interiors James Wan is the Nancy Meyers of horror"
X Link 2021-09-20T04:26Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"Icon @deadeyebrakeman channeling Kyrsten Sinema with 100% accuracy at @crookedmedias first live #LovettorLeaveIt after so so very long"
X Link 2021-09-24T03:44Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"IMO the only flaw in Yellowjackets is the supposition that voters would care if a politician committed cannibalism"
X Link 2022-01-13T03:10Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"I do and I am"
X Link 2022-05-16T00:36Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"Hi everyone Just wanted to post in the most awkward way imaginable to social media during a long weekend () that I am gay. Anyway that is what's new with me. If you're a Ruined listener Dave will be segueing to the title Ex-Boyfriend of the Pod and we remain dear friends"
X Link 2022-09-05T21:06Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Anywho please please talk to your friends and loved ones about comp het at your earliest convenience. The life you save. could be my own"
X Link 2022-09-05T21:07Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"I literally Googled comp het like I was an 11-year-old Buzzfeed reader in [----] so if you're a queer person please feel free to send any thoughts or ideas my way no matter how basic they might seem"
X Link 2022-09-05T21:10Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"Am I crowdsourcing how to be old and gay Yes please help I already watched all the Old Gays videos and they don't cover a lot of stuff"
X Link 2022-09-05T21:11Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"When I Googled "comp het" the first link I got was from Cosmo and it was actually very helpful Life is humiliating. Anywho hope you're all staying cool out there"
X Link 2022-09-05T21:12Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"Also 70% of the TikTok videos I used to get were of older women explaining how they found they were gay later in life. Yes queen I said Then I deleted TikTok because I was spending too much time on it Mortification this world this flesh"
X Link 2022-09-05T21:14Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"Horrific fucking headline absolute dog shit but an excellent reminder that libraries are vital and necessary and (like all good things apparently) endangered by conservative malignity New York libraries have waded into Americas culture wars by directly lending [-----] books to non-residents since spring including thousands of students living under the bans https://t.co/bcvVxZOOF6 New York libraries have waded into Americas culture wars by directly lending [-----] books to non-residents since spring including thousands of students living under the bans https://t.co/bcvVxZOOF6"
X Link 2022-09-26T13:42Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"You know if Dave had never DMed me I might not have found a relationship as healing felt supported in going back to therapy and realized I was queer. So in this way Twitter made me gay and if nothing else if this is the end everyone over there should feel proud of that Twitter actually kinda rocked because I met @HalleKiefer on Twitter and almost married her. Now she's a beautiful lesbian. That's a happy ending where I come from Twitter actually kinda rocked because I met @HalleKiefer on Twitter and almost married her. Now she's a beautiful lesbian. That's a happy ending where I come from"
X Link 2022-11-18T00:54Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"I waited until I was in my seat on the plane to eat my edible and now the flight is delayed for a couple hours while they check the pipes so I think Im just going to take off vertically like a helicopter and fly to L.A. on my own dime"
X Link 2022-11-26T13:39Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"Look no one is saying it so I guess I have to: theyre making apples too goddamn big now"
X Link 2023-01-12T02:34Z [----] followers, 29.4K engagements
"They can do or say literally whatever they want Im still going to fuck those M&Ms"
X Link 2023-01-23T16:22Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"I have never worked for a company whose message I actually believed in and I have never worked with such incredible smart compassionate people committed to progressive media. I am truly honored to unionize with all of you Hey there. We the staff of Crooked Media have formed a union. Heres why. https://t.co/4VpRp0L6FU Hey there. We the staff of Crooked Media have formed a union. Heres why. https://t.co/4VpRp0L6FU"
X Link 2023-02-06T17:34Z [----] followers, 10.5K engagements
"As a cis person Jordan Peterson videos really have been a Rosetta Stone for understanding conservatives panic around gender. He literally cannot stand his own emotional reaction so his response is to flee discomfort to run from feeling and in doing so run from understanding"
X Link 2023-02-20T16:47Z [----] followers, 28.2K engagements
"Because sexual health and sexual pleasure are a normal part of human life not some horrific act like the religious right is determined to convince all of us they are Why is Walmart selling sex toys https://t.co/AKLCdwQyfA Why is Walmart selling sex toys https://t.co/AKLCdwQyfA"
X Link 2023-03-25T16:02Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"At what point in the Barbie writing process did Greta Gerwig see Barb And Star Go To Del Mar"
X Link 2023-07-30T17:35Z [----] followers, 20.7K engagements
"@ArielDumas ARIEL This is nuts but also better than if she found out and in that moment realized she had wasted her entire life"
X Link 2023-09-23T18:19Z [----] followers, 17K engagements
"well I clicked through and dont worry your assumptions are correct: the de-aging process DOES involving shocking his penis with electricity Millionaire biohacker Bryan Johnson [--] claims he has reverse-aged his PENIS by [--] years https://t.co/Uk8BvpXb0h https://t.co/RNlh1rOHSM Millionaire biohacker Bryan Johnson [--] claims he has reverse-aged his PENIS by [--] years https://t.co/Uk8BvpXb0h https://t.co/RNlh1rOHSM"
X Link 2023-11-10T02:23Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"shout out to all the devils advocates you guys did it"
X Link 2024-03-25T03:21Z [----] followers, 14.8K engagements
"Were so beautiful its a beautiful day to walk out of work and into a fair contract https://t.co/jedE5uQmqs its a beautiful day to walk out of work and into a fair contract https://t.co/jedE5uQmqs"
X Link 2024-08-05T18:29Z [----] followers, 12K engagements
"❤ ❤ ❤ https://t.co/ENO2WKNz2q https://t.co/ENO2WKNz2q"
X Link 2024-08-09T16:31Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Dropped into RFK Jr.s speech late and entered on the vote-winning line [---] years ago if someone was obese they sent them to the circus"
X Link 2024-08-23T19:56Z [----] followers, 26.7K engagements
"This was so fucking funny The tribe has spoken. #CrookedMedia #Survivor #JonLovett https://t.co/e7BxLZq7NN The tribe has spoken. #CrookedMedia #Survivor #JonLovett https://t.co/e7BxLZq7NN"
X Link 2024-09-19T19:52Z [----] followers, 10.7K engagements
"Five of the Supreme Courts Catholics rush to execute a man then nod along as Mary Ann Alito rants against the Pride flag. As the Bible says about hypocrites you are like white-washed tombs beautiful on the outside but filled with the bones of dead men and everything unclean"
X Link 2024-09-24T23:47Z [----] followers, 12.7K engagements
"I'm gonna make myself look real skinny on Tinder then when the guy shows up I'll laugh and all the pie chunks will fall out of my mouth"
X Link 2015-06-24T03:59Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"There's nothing worse than completing a day of healthy nutritious eating only to remember you have to eat that way every day until you die"
X Link 2015-07-15T04:28Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"I feel like if you threw a blanket over Donald Trump he would think it's night time and fall asleep. We could at least give it a try"
X Link 2016-01-15T03:43Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"Whyyy would Katherine Heigl apologize to Seth Rogen for calling Knocked Up sexist He didn't write it. Also it is. https://x.com/vulture/status/763008495461535744 Seth Rogen calls truce with Katherine Heigl over #KnockedUp but still would like an apology https://t.co/MP4aVbSz4b https://t.co/rzjcr86Hnn https://x.com/vulture/status/763008495461535744 Seth Rogen calls truce with Katherine Heigl over #KnockedUp but still would like an apology https://t.co/MP4aVbSz4b https://t.co/rzjcr86Hnn"
X Link 2016-08-09T19:08Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"Now that I'm in my 30s I'm reevaluating men I overlooked in my youth. For example I'd probably fuck that smart gremlin from Gremlins 2"
X Link 2016-09-14T03:31Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"As a woman there's nothing I love talking about more than where my hot friend went and if she's coming back"
X Link 2016-11-04T14:20Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"I took a quiz on which Sex And The City character I am and it turns out I'm Steve Mom's when she brought her own beer to Brady's birthday"
X Link 2016-12-20T05:59Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"If anyone needs help with the health insurance website between now and 1/31 let me know and I will happily sit down with you #GetCoveredNYC"
X Link 2016-12-20T20:58Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"I'm working hard to project love and empathy to everyone I interact with in the new year which is hard because a lot of you are epic trash"
X Link 2017-01-05T21:17Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"@bransonreese I wish everyone replying to this about the actual texture of sharkskin would walk into the big wetness"
X Link 2017-04-04T18:18Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"Could you please write a book called Keep It and it's just essays about things you think are trash @ira"
X Link 2017-06-19T21:18Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"DJ Leaving My Baby in a Hot Car Even Though I Don't Have a Baby OR a Car https://x.com/ThatEricAlper/status/880831837123338248 https://x.com/ThatEricAlper/status/880831837123338248"
X Link 2017-07-01T05:03Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"Malia Obama is out here smoking and kissing because she's COOL and that's cool stuff to do. What do you absolute nerds want from her Not to be cool Grow up. Get a life"
X Link 2017-11-25T01:39Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"My sexual fetish like everyone else is to be publicly humiliated by the Moon Pie Twitter account"
X Link 2017-12-18T05:50Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"Oh I'll accept the terms but I'll be DAMNED if I accept the conditions"
X Link 2017-12-18T16:10Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"I finally saw The Last Jedi and can't wait to read everyone's think piece on it JK I LOVE HAVING FUN AND IT WAS A BLAST I WILL TEAR MY EYES OUT BEFORE I READ A GODDAMN WORD"
X Link 2017-12-24T07:05Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"Well my sister-in-law's sister wore a "9/11 Was An Inside Job" t-shirt to Christmas morning"
X Link 2017-12-25T19:24Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"@Nicole_Cliffe In one of NYC's fine haunted houses a drippy ghoul tried to push me into a pitch black room alone. "Lady you paid for the ticket" he said sotto voce and I screamed "NO PLEASE I GOT IT FREE FROM WORK" in front of a crowd of extremely non-scared strangers"
X Link 2018-01-08T20:41Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"Quick There hasn't been a mass shooting for a hot minute Let's talk about gun control now before another one happens"
X Link 2018-01-09T05:12Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"If you know me and feel targeted by a joke I tell please know it's definitely not about you. I have much meaner more specific jokes about you that I think in my head but would never ever say in public I promise"
X Link 2018-01-14T21:33Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"@Arr My friend Nicole told me she chewed a piece of gum so long it came to life"
X Link 2018-01-20T07:17Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"In [----] I'm going to bring back saying "weeeeeeeeee wee wee wee" when I snore while a single feather gently puffs into the air every time I exhale"
X Link 2018-02-12T01:36Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"Cruel Intentions really holds up"
X Link 2018-04-03T06:49Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"My grandfather was killed putting on a perfect smokey eye so this is all really hard for me"
X Link 2018-04-29T20:43Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"The documentary doesn't really get into it but do you think Slenderman is Jewish"
X Link 2018-05-04T17:31Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
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