# ![@GraniteDhuine Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:26/cr:twitter::1204882061263278080.png) @GraniteDhuine Granite Man 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Granite Man 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 posts on X about twitter, edinburgh, if you, you dont the most. They currently have [------] followers and [---] posts still getting attention that total [-----] engagements in the last [--] hours.

### Engagements: [-----] [#](/creator/twitter::1204882061263278080/interactions)
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- [--] Week [-------] +2,491%
- [--] Month [-------] +1,751%
- [--] Months [-------] -40%
- [--] Year [---------] -92%

### Mentions: [--] [#](/creator/twitter::1204882061263278080/posts_active)
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- [--] Month [--] -69%
- [--] Months [--] -67%
- [--] Year [---] -5.40%

### Followers: [------] [#](/creator/twitter::1204882061263278080/followers)
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- [--] Week [------] +0.33%
- [--] Month [------] +0.84%
- [--] Months [------] +7.90%
- [--] Year [------] +15%

### CreatorRank: [-------] [#](/creator/twitter::1204882061263278080/influencer_rank)
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### Social Influence

**Social category influence**
[technology brands](/list/technology-brands)  [social networks](/list/social-networks)  [travel destinations](/list/travel-destinations)  [countries](/list/countries)  [celebrities](/list/celebrities)  [stocks](/list/stocks)  [finance](/list/finance)  [musicians](/list/musicians)  [gaming](/list/gaming)  [cryptocurrencies](/list/cryptocurrencies) 

**Social topic influence**
[twitter](/topic/twitter), [edinburgh](/topic/edinburgh), [if you](/topic/if-you), [you dont](/topic/you-dont), [im a](/topic/im-a), [can you](/topic/can-you), [christmas](/topic/christmas), [paris](/topic/paris), [make a](/topic/make-a), [you have](/topic/you-have)

**Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by**
[@awkwardandodd](/creator/undefined) [@shiningenigma](/creator/undefined) [@cherylmarlin](/creator/undefined) [@designassassin](/creator/undefined) [@traumaresp0nse](/creator/undefined) [@thebumblingbee](/creator/undefined) [@hail2thetealeaf](/creator/undefined) [@roxywright0](/creator/undefined) [@cainwtf](/creator/undefined) [@wittysim](/creator/undefined) [@lottiepoppie](/creator/undefined) [@mellycatslave](/creator/undefined) [@girlthoughts899](/creator/undefined) [@evethetease](/creator/undefined) [@hereforthefre87](/creator/undefined) [@youtube](/creator/undefined) [@sunflowergpsy](/creator/undefined) [@badmikeybad](/creator/undefined) [@00julesj](/creator/undefined) [@hplayspiano](/creator/undefined)

**Top assets mentioned**
[Costco Wholesale Corporation (COST)](/topic/costco) [Spotify Technology (SPOT)](/topic/$spot) [Alphabet Inc Class A (GOOGL)](/topic/$googl) [fuckcoin (FUCKCOIN)](/topic/fuck) [Uber Technologies, Inc. (UBER)](/topic/$uber) [Everest (ID)](/topic/everest) [Snek (SNEK)](/topic/snek) [Microsoft Corp. (MSFT)](/topic/microsoft)
### Top Social Posts
Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours

"Rilo Kiley - Portions for Foxes - Official Video via @YouTube https://youtu.be/qtNV3pOqcjI https://youtu.be/qtNV3pOqcjI"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1242386679069016065)  2020-03-24T09:44Z 19.8K followers, [--] engagements


"Don't block the racists question them challenge their views. If all we do is cut them off how do we engage in dialogue to help them understand what an evil pandemic racism is and how do we ever stop the spread We need to be brave to make a difference"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1269129635020881928)  2020-06-06T04:50Z 19.8K followers, [--] engagements


"Mutes "Super Bowl""  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1492952765173317638)  2022-02-13T20:04Z 19.9K followers, [--] engagements


"In Scotland we stop doing the accent when you guys aren't around"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1528696061526781953)  2022-05-23T11:15Z 23.7K followers, 159.5K engagements


"New Boss: Why are you late Me: Why are you so obsessed with me"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1683762340355768326)  2023-07-30T00:40Z 17.5K followers, [----] engagements


"Some of you should show your tweets to a therapist"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1686660894153973760)  2023-08-02T08:51Z 19.8K followers, 15.5K engagements


"I'm too antisocial to be on this many social media apps"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1686978302446034945)  2023-08-03T05:52Z 17.5K followers, [----] engagements


"I'm starting an online dating service for old people it's called Expiration Dates"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1687083210428104704)  2023-08-03T12:49Z 17.5K followers, 21.6K engagements


"Stay weird and wonderful you beautiful weirdos"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1688461751552028672)  2023-08-07T08:07Z 17.5K followers, [----] engagements


"Someday you'll meet your soulmate. And they won't text you back either"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1688798816726650880)  2023-08-08T06:26Z 19.8K followers, 13.1K engagements


"*accidentally pokes finger in my eye* I cant even trust myself anymore"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1688939425361743872)  2023-08-08T15:45Z 17K followers, [----] engagements


"I don't trust people who finish a sentence with "to be honest". Wtf have you been lying the rest of the time"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1689234536259866629)  2023-08-09T11:17Z 17.5K followers, [----] engagements


"Life's too short to be a cunt"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1689528509356556291)  2023-08-10T06:46Z 17.5K followers, 18.1K engagements


"Good morning but only to all the women. Men you think about what you did"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1689879304052633600)  2023-08-11T05:59Z 17.6K followers, 12.7K engagements


"I know a lot of you are struggling right now. It's okay if all you did today was tell someone to fuck off"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1691019541390708736)  2023-08-14T09:30Z 17.6K followers, [----] engagements


"After much soul searching I've come to a decision it may disappoint you I'm sorry but. I've decided to keep tweeting"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1691329322110304256)  2023-08-15T06:01Z 17.5K followers, [----] engagements


"A woman called Ruth stopped working at the office. So I've been referring to the place as "ruthless" ever since. My coworkers aren't happy with me probably because it's a terrible pun. And also because she died"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1691466355629793280)  2023-08-15T15:06Z 17.5K followers, [----] engagements


"Buying her the book she was talking about is a love language"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1691731895522926703)  2023-08-16T08:41Z 17.5K followers, 14.3K engagements


"Never fuck with people who like salt and vinegar chips they choose suffering even when eating snacks and clearly take so shit"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1692116791374344507)  2023-08-17T10:10Z 21.4K followers, 28.9K engagements


"If it can't be fixed with Duct Tape or WD-40 I'm out. *Dads as therapists"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1693592310557130875)  2023-08-21T11:54Z 17.5K followers, [----] engagements


"People don't disappear in the Bermuda Triangle like they used to. Has anyone tried switching it off and back on again"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1693991674580808171)  2023-08-22T14:21Z 17.5K followers, [----] engagements


"Her: Talk dirty to me make it really nasty. Me: It's Monday morning"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1696034451426332946)  2023-08-28T05:38Z 17.5K followers, [----] engagements


"Do you want to make the worst mistake of your life *me flirting"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1696462735565816204)  2023-08-29T10:00Z 19.8K followers, [----] engagements


"I relate to Twitter because I too barely function and do the bare minimum incorrectly"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1696509191697957342)  2023-08-29T13:04Z 17.5K followers, [----] engagements


"Good morning let's pretend that everything isn't fucked"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1696769522076700742)  2023-08-30T06:19Z 19.8K followers, [----] engagements


"No one: Women: Yeah I'm never going to make a decision. What if I change my mind"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1696797168370061801)  2023-08-30T08:09Z 17.5K followers, [---] engagements


"I'm a nice guy I cry a little inside every time I block someone on here. Joking fuck off dickhead"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1697567002297049524)  2023-09-01T11:08Z 19.9K followers, [----] engagements


"I like some of you against my better judgement"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1697586050951000156)  2023-09-01T12:23Z 19.8K followers, 12.1K engagements


"Oh you said "exorcise" my demons"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1702287554979012989)  2023-09-14T11:45Z 17.6K followers, [----] engagements


"I'm perfectly fine except for the [--] problems"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1704014165633794436)  2023-09-19T06:06Z 19.9K followers, [----] engagements


"Me: If you have a car and changed all of its parts until none of the original parts are there is it still the same car or a totally different one Uber Driver: Why did you sit in the front"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1704440691382702313)  2023-09-20T10:21Z 17.5K followers, [---] engagements


"Joseph wasn't the brightest in the whole Jesus story. Mary: I'm pregnant. Joseph: But we've never had sex. You been shagging other blokes Mary: Nah immaculate conception mate. Joseph: Mary: Son of god what can you do Joseph: Ah right no worries"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1704749913387463073)  2023-09-21T06:50Z 17.5K followers, [---] engagements


"My target audience is hot weird people so if you see this Im sorry to diagnose you"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1707637021680787691)  2023-09-29T06:02Z 17.5K followers, [----] engagements


"Why do people run They always look miserable have you ever seen a happy runner or a runner smiling Do they know they don't have to Stop it FFS"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1708750172505710863)  2023-10-02T07:46Z 17.5K followers, [----] engagements


"@hail2thetealeaf Rangers fans on Saturday afternoon"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1708750388629831813)  2023-10-02T07:46Z 19.9K followers, [--] engagements


"Twitter is a period tracker app if you pay attention"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1708790725926674797)  2023-10-02T10:27Z 17.5K followers, [----] engagements


"Tips for improving concentration: -Make a list of tasks. -Take on one task at a time. -Take On Me was a song by a-ha. -Ooh I found the video"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1709591115387764764)  2023-10-04T15:27Z 17.5K followers, [----] engagements


"It's Monday morning say hakuna matata one more time motherfucker"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1711264663478911145)  2023-10-09T06:17Z 17.5K followers, [----] engagements


"I got [--] problems and I respond to all of them with WTF"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1711289658502517150)  2023-10-09T07:57Z 17.5K followers, [----] engagements


"I write the tweets that no one wants to read"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1711643908894015772)  2023-10-10T07:24Z 19.9K followers, [----] engagements


"The Vennel Edinburgh"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1711661631619408302)  2023-10-10T08:35Z 17.5K followers, [----] engagements


"Princes Street from Calton Hill Edinburgh"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1712415743264817544)  2023-10-12T10:31Z 17.5K followers, [----] engagements


"The worst thing about Zoom meetings with your camera on is when you forget to hide your expression and then you think oh shit I did not mean to make that face out loud"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1712447353997664628)  2023-10-12T12:37Z 19.8K followers, [----] engagements


"Me: Alexa add soy sauce to the shopping list. Alexa: I've added soda salt to the shopping list. *Wtf is soda salt ** When you're Scottish no one understands you"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1712779872446115870)  2023-10-13T10:38Z 17.5K followers, [----] engagements


"Whoever invented getting out of bed can fuck off"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1714167859591459021)  2023-10-17T06:34Z 17.5K followers, 11.3K engagements


"I hate when you have used the wrong password and the website still asks if you want to save it. It was the wrong password FFS no I didn't want to save it for eternity"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1714289308067307716)  2023-10-17T14:36Z 17.5K followers, [----] engagements


"There is a parallel universe where Twitter is actually a great functioning app"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1714527522765840399)  2023-10-18T06:23Z 16.9K followers, [----] engagements


"Crooked pine by the blue Mediterranean Sea"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1714656859389362520)  2023-10-18T14:57Z 17.5K followers, [---] engagements


"The reason why Americans wear shoes around the house is in case they need to rush out and get a cheeseburger at short notice"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1715021528708866540)  2023-10-19T15:06Z 16.9K followers, [----] engagements


"A very Edinburgh Sunday"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1716133358479065129)  2023-10-22T16:44Z 16.9K followers, [----] engagements


"*maintains eye contact whilst slowly removing every single piece of pineapple from the pizza*"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1716430305609851372)  2023-10-23T12:24Z 17K followers, [----] engagements


"Fuck it I'm putting up the Christmas tree"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1717468441412555005)  2023-10-26T09:09Z 17K followers, [----] engagements


"When you walk around Costco eating the free samples nobody cares but as soon as you start eating the rotisserie chicken here comes security"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1718891186033684762)  2023-10-30T07:22Z 17K followers, [----] engagements


"When I was a kid we didn't do Trick or Treating we did "guising" Scottish version where you told a joke or recited a poem. We were excited if we got an apple. Two wee girls came to the door last night and read a rap from their phone. They only accepted contactless"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1719646163496808949)  2023-11-01T09:22Z 17K followers, [---] engagements


"Fuck social media I'm a grumpy antisocial cunt in real life too"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1719708316023022079)  2023-11-01T13:29Z 17K followers, [----] engagements


"Plot Twist: I'm not a creep. I'm not a weirdo. I know what the hell I'm doing here. I do belong here"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1719983963010158796)  2023-11-02T07:45Z 17K followers, [----] engagements


"If you dont cope with sarcasm and dark humour how are you even coping"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1720333889560863117)  2023-11-03T06:55Z 17K followers, [----] engagements


"What is the point in all of these bots Do they ever make any money Does anyone actually fall for it Is it only the sad lonely guys who go for it They should all fuck off"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1720381342595100891)  2023-11-03T10:04Z 17K followers, [----] engagements


"Girl maths is always thinking they can get ready in [--] minutes when history shows that they absolutely cannot"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1720438323179573653)  2023-11-03T13:50Z 17K followers, 10.4K engagements


"@AwkwardAndOdd BBQ is the only correct answer"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1721819298996367584)  2023-11-07T09:18Z 17K followers, [--] engagements


"When I get up in the morning I scroll through twitter and that way I know my day can't get any worse"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1722247417809281371)  2023-11-08T13:39Z 17K followers, [----] engagements


"There are two types of people in the world: [--]. People who say thank you when you hold a door open for them. [--]. Sociopaths"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1724043558024343728)  2023-11-13T12:36Z 17.5K followers, [----] engagements


"If you ever feel bad about yourself just remember there are men on here who call themselves alpha males"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1725100529691332636)  2023-11-16T10:36Z 17.1K followers, 15.4K engagements


"Welcome to Twitter a Scotsman will be along shortly to call you a cunt"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1725484659008569445)  2023-11-17T12:02Z 17.1K followers, 12.8K engagements


"Social media apps should stop trying to "find your phone contacts and follow them" they should "block all your phone contacts so they never see your account" instead"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1726495388990156931)  2023-11-20T06:59Z 17.1K followers, [----] engagements


"@AwkwardAndOdd"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1726869140076646852)  2023-11-21T07:44Z 17K followers, [--] engagements


"Good morning your favourite sweary but articulate Scotsman signing in"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1727216621163520477)  2023-11-22T06:45Z 17.1K followers, [----] engagements


"Girl maths is spending an extra [--] on another top just to avoid the [----] delivery charge"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1727272354256994788)  2023-11-22T10:26Z 17.5K followers, [----] engagements


"My Boss: Are you with me so far Me *nodding* : Yes. *Narrator: He had not in fact been with his Boss for some time"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1727335060251058306)  2023-11-22T14:35Z 17.5K followers, [----] engagements


"Never trust the weather forecast or people"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1729048326476271947)  2023-11-27T08:03Z 17.1K followers, [----] engagements


"Girls don't want flowers girls want to be Sirens luring men to their death"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1729127601774710912)  2023-11-27T13:18Z 17.1K followers, 26.7K engagements


"Made you look"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1729394476404154642)  2023-11-28T06:59Z 17.1K followers, [----] engagements


"Shout it to all of the people still tweeting funny and beautiful stuff on this shit show of an app. We need some beauty and laughter in this fucked up world"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1729416342346879230)  2023-11-28T08:26Z 17.2K followers, 16.3K engagements


"Into the woods"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1729430807159140542)  2023-11-28T09:23Z 17.1K followers, [----] engagements


"Spotify Wrapped came out and I'm in the top 0.01% of being sick of your shit"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1730211641810092272)  2023-11-30T13:06Z 17.1K followers, [---] engagements


"@SunflowerGpsy 🤷🏻♂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1731607308424118324)  2023-12-04T09:32Z 17.1K followers, [--] engagements


"Job interviews are a lot like first dates. You just have to hide enough of your crazy to get on to the next stage. Then [--] months later you can let the psycho out"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1732399891178283439)  2023-12-06T14:01Z 17.2K followers, [----] engagements


"None of you fuckers are 'iconic'"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1736839162668433541)  2023-12-18T20:01Z 17.2K followers, [----] engagements


"Twitter maths means you have to screenshot your sex tweet when it gets to [--] likes"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1737405691046834374)  2023-12-20T09:32Z 17.2K followers, [----] engagements


"@cheryl_marlin @BadMikeyBad"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1737495594845774266)  2023-12-20T15:30Z 17.2K followers, [--] engagements


"I lost my beautiful girl to cancer on Christmas Eve. She was the most faithful companion you could hope for and enriched my life every day in so many ways. It's true what they say about dogs they only break your heart once. Sleep well you will always be the best girl"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1739904249620799596)  2023-12-27T07:01Z 17.5K followers, 13.6K engagements


"@AwkwardAndOdd You're just jealous"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1741172381039669510)  2023-12-30T19:00Z 17.5K followers, [--] engagements


"@AwkwardAndOdd I have steak pie"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1741173817248989642)  2023-12-30T19:06Z 17.5K followers, [--] engagements


"@AwkwardAndOdd You'll be sick"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1741174860175290538)  2023-12-30T19:10Z 17.5K followers, [--] engagements


"@AwkwardAndOdd Do you have the correct safety apparatus"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1742229477944438809)  2024-01-02T17:00Z 17.5K followers, [---] engagements


"@AwkwardAndOdd So Gouda then"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1742446843575816326)  2024-01-03T07:24Z 17.5K followers, [--] engagements


"@00julesj Happy birthday to your girl"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1742449136555741580)  2024-01-03T07:33Z 17.1K followers, [---] engagements


"Turtle is sick of your bullshit"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1742557189414199737)  2024-01-03T14:43Z 17.5K followers, [----] engagements


"@AwkwardAndOdd Wholesome AF"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1742575938947224049)  2024-01-03T15:57Z 17K followers, [---] engagements


"@AwkwardAndOdd Aye right"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1742589320618278924)  2024-01-03T16:50Z 17.5K followers, [--] engagements


"Twitter is like a psychiatric ward except no one gets better"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1742838869244915895)  2024-01-04T09:22Z 17K followers, 48.5K engagements


"@AwkwardAndOdd What was the one that tipped him over the edge"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1742861405752025596)  2024-01-04T10:51Z 17.5K followers, [---] engagements


"Last Christmas I gave you my heart but the very next day you'd already built it and moved on to your Stars Wars X-wing fighter"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1742892599122272279)  2024-01-04T12:55Z 17.5K followers, [----] engagements


"@AwkwardAndOdd Nerd"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1742896558926901615)  2024-01-04T13:11Z 17.5K followers, [--] engagements


"@AwkwardAndOdd"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1742900696695853279)  2024-01-04T13:28Z 17.5K followers, [--] engagements


"@AwkwardAndOdd"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1742901814729593137)  2024-01-04T13:32Z 17.5K followers, [--] engagements


"No phone cleaner app you don't get it. I can't delete that screenshot from April the 3rd [----] what if I need it again"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1743220863325868264)  2024-01-05T10:40Z 17.5K followers, [----] engagements


"My favourite thing about people is their dogs"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1744643770669301943)  2024-01-09T08:54Z 17.1K followers, 15.3K engagements


"I don't like who I become when I'm watching someone Google something less efficiently than I would myself"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1744664832660435100)  2024-01-09T10:18Z 23.7K followers, 237.2K engagements


"There's nothing scarier than activity on a really old tweet.how did you find that thing"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1744760475110248833)  2024-01-09T16:38Z 17.5K followers, 12.2K engagements


"Welcome to Twitter you will never escape the labyrinth"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1744974572330315806)  2024-01-10T06:48Z 17.5K followers, [----] engagements


"I Would (if I could) But I Can't (so I won't)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1745027699024769330)  2024-01-10T10:19Z 17.5K followers, [----] engagements


"*likes your tweet but secretly wants to block you*"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1745110531902488864)  2024-01-10T15:49Z 17.5K followers, 13.3K engagements


"Every morning I come to Twitter as if I'm getting paid to be here"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1745343481088807010)  2024-01-11T07:14Z 17.5K followers, [----] engagements


"I miss the sound of waves"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1745447011095281945)  2024-01-11T14:06Z 17.5K followers, [----] engagements


"I may not be the Twitter account you want but I am the Twitter account you need"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1746796127544861062)  2024-01-15T07:27Z 17.5K followers, [----] engagements


"@Hplayspiano No but my Mum's been to Iceland"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1746799399940878713)  2024-01-15T07:40Z 17.5K followers, [--] engagements


"@TRAUMA_RESP0NSE Oh shit do I have to wish you happy birthday tomorrow now"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1746847227631280406)  2024-01-15T10:50Z 17.5K followers, [--] engagements


"@NutttyV Happy birthday 🎉💝🎈🎂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1746862694550900832)  2024-01-15T11:51Z 17.5K followers, [--] engagements


"@AwkwardAndOdd Problem solved"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1746880203622670846)  2024-01-15T13:01Z 17.5K followers, [---] engagements


"@AwkwardAndOdd It's purely for illustrative purposes"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1746881958146105820)  2024-01-15T13:08Z 17.5K followers, [--] engagements


"I don't like to brag but I appeared in [--] LinkedIn searches last week and I'm getting noticed"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1746891739795726628)  2024-01-15T13:47Z 17.5K followers, [----] engagements


"Twitter needs a hug button sometimes you want to just give someone on here a big hug"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1747222420421833144)  2024-01-16T11:41Z [--] followers, 44.4K engagements


"Elon doesn't deserve us"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1747517626614473104)  2024-01-17T07:14Z 17.5K followers, [----] engagements


"Men will literally say "fair enough" rather than go to therapy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1748253593600221463)  2024-01-19T07:58Z 17.5K followers, 18.3K engagements


"Why do bees stay in their hive during winter Swarm"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1748296726937489634)  2024-01-19T10:49Z 17.5K followers, [----] engagements


"*opening Twitter saying "wtf" and closing it again*"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1748335027853664663)  2024-01-19T13:22Z [--] followers, [----] engagements


"Stay humble you are someone's weird coworker"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1749338281605488953)  2024-01-22T07:48Z 23.7K followers, 70.8K engagements


"Okay I have a plan (gets distracted) (gets distracted) (gets distracted) (gets distracted) (gets distracted)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1750157988684279858)  2024-01-24T14:05Z 17.5K followers, [----] engagements


"Happy Friday beautiful weirdos in my phone"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1750770410516353115)  2024-01-26T06:39Z 17.5K followers, [----] engagements


"The first [---] days of January are always the hardest"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1750866810478497934)  2024-01-26T13:02Z 17.5K followers, 39K engagements


"@thequietoneme @Shining_Enigma"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1750869463782597006)  2024-01-26T13:13Z 17.5K followers, [---] engagements


"Missionary so we can carry on arguing"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1750880836889546996)  2024-01-26T13:58Z 17.5K followers, 10.1K engagements


"Unfortunately for all of us I cannot shut the fuck up"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1751914922634596824)  2024-01-29T10:27Z 17.6K followers, 16K engagements


"@S3a_Kelpie"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1752004469099770179)  2024-01-29T16:23Z 17.5K followers, [--] engagements


"@AwkwardAndOdd Where's the mute button"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1752243139610304684)  2024-01-30T08:11Z 17.5K followers, [--] engagements


"@RoxyWright0 Hellacious Hamster Wheel is my favourite emo band"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1752312019645018298)  2024-01-30T12:45Z 17.5K followers, [---] engagements


"A little bit of Monica in my life A little bit of Erica by my side A little bit of Rita's all I need A little bit of Tina's what I see A little bit of Sandra in the sun A little bit of Mary all night long A little bit of Jessica here I am *the bots liking my tweets"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1752364209260711937)  2024-01-30T16:12Z 17.6K followers, 12K engagements


"Horrible news guys.I'm going to keep tweeting"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1752589711955116295)  2024-01-31T07:08Z 17.6K followers, 10.2K engagements


"If I wasn't so handsome and hilarious would you still follow me Be honest"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1752711173542236366)  2024-01-31T15:11Z 17.5K followers, [----] engagements


"Her: How do you manage to stay so positive Me: I'm delusional"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1752726401684296039)  2024-01-31T16:11Z 17.6K followers, 33.9K engagements


"QT with a favourite photo you captured. Recent favourite. QT with a favourite photo you captured. No it is not filtered This nature is her natural Form letting us know we are loved https://t.co/cVdvCvuuY5 QT with a favourite photo you captured. No it is not filtered This nature is her natural Form letting us know we are loved https://t.co/cVdvCvuuY5"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1752736534237761797)  2024-01-31T16:52Z 17.5K followers, [----] engagements


"Who called it a hand job and not a protein shake"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1752960670738334003)  2024-02-01T07:42Z 17.6K followers, 14.2K engagements


"Her: I want be more than friends. Me: You want to play Mario Kart"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1753404612567093569)  2024-02-02T13:06Z 17.6K followers, [----] engagements


"I hope I'm not just someone you follow on Twitter but also someone youd befriend in the psych ward of a mental hospital"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1753420534627373189)  2024-02-02T14:10Z 17.6K followers, 10.9K engagements


"My favourite picture I took this week"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1753436713236471881)  2024-02-02T15:14Z 19.5K followers, [----] engagements


"@Cain_WTF_ Thank you"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1753440966059462796)  2024-02-02T15:31Z 17.5K followers, [--] engagements


"You are my least favourite notification"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1754432762885324965)  2024-02-05T09:12Z 17.6K followers, 10.7K engagements


"People just don't say boom shakalaka like they used to"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1754545693455159524)  2024-02-05T16:41Z 23.7K followers, 83.2K engagements


"I hope you find someone who looks at you the way we all look at our phone when it's on 1%"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1754767454432104948)  2024-02-06T07:22Z 17.6K followers, [----] engagements


"Me: I made a new friend. Her: Real or someone on Twitter who replied to two of your tweets Me: They liked one of my grumpy ones too"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1754804339556651202)  2024-02-06T09:48Z 17.6K followers, [----] engagements


"I'm too old for this shit I mean good morning"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1755135939951853669)  2024-02-07T07:46Z 17.6K followers, 13.8K engagements


"@AwkwardAndOdd Losers"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1755136442064318922)  2024-02-07T07:48Z 17.6K followers, [--] engagements


"@Alex_Las_Vegas Night"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1755148749951619342)  2024-02-07T08:37Z 17.6K followers, [--] engagements


"Roses are red Violets are ace For Valentine's Day You can sit on my face"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1755185339444998322)  2024-02-07T11:02Z 17.6K followers, [----] engagements


"@AwkwardAndOdd Does it come with complimentary snacks"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1755208880513003849)  2024-02-07T12:36Z 17.6K followers, [--] engagements


"@AwkwardAndOdd Worth checking"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1755216423394189647)  2024-02-07T13:06Z 17.6K followers, [--] engagements


"Aerosmith: Dude looks like a lady"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1755259759542853982)  2024-02-07T15:58Z 17.6K followers, [---] engagements


"I'm awake time to commit crimes of the sarcastic Scottish humour variety against the world"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1755490194214593015)  2024-02-08T07:14Z 17.6K followers, [----] engagements


"If Elon Musk made Star Wars"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1755496644177535100)  2024-02-08T07:39Z 17.6K followers, [----] engagements


"When you find out someone is the same brand of weird as you don't let them go"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1755514404391489680)  2024-02-08T08:50Z 17.7K followers, 30K engagements


"What's your favourite vinyl album Me: it's really hard to choose"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1755557260753801671)  2024-02-08T11:40Z 17.6K followers, [---] engagements


"@sapphirestory22"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1755596506470699147)  2024-02-08T14:16Z 17.6K followers, [--] engagements


"I hope all the Americans had super bowels last night"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1756947714971963842)  2024-02-12T07:45Z 17.7K followers, [----] engagements


"Your soulmate follows me on Twitter and thinks I'm really cool btw"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1756968712198901788)  2024-02-12T09:09Z 17.7K followers, [----] engagements


"The secret to a happy life is telling yourself "the majority of the shit I worry about wont even happen""  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1756988927645303264)  2024-02-12T10:29Z 17.7K followers, [----] engagements


"@AwkwardAndOdd Scottish ones"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1757299911597416678)  2024-02-13T07:05Z 17.6K followers, [--] engagements


"@AwkwardAndOdd Butter and jam"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1757300181056237613)  2024-02-13T07:06Z 17.6K followers, [--] engagements


"@AwkwardAndOdd *takes notes*"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1757301027760406939)  2024-02-13T07:09Z 17.6K followers, [--] engagements


"@AwkwardAndOdd Nope"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1757303305103970750)  2024-02-13T07:18Z 17.6K followers, [--] engagements


"Support her mental health squeeze her boobs"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1757392978782388642)  2024-02-13T13:15Z 17.7K followers, [----] engagements


"Emily Bront-saurus is my favourite author from the Jurassic Period"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1757428852429562158)  2024-02-13T15:37Z 17.7K followers, [----] engagements


"@Shining_Enigma You too x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1757683830553514005)  2024-02-14T08:30Z 17.6K followers, [--] engagements


"Its not your responsibility to control other peoples perceptions of you. People will think what they want and jump to the conclusions they want. You just be you"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1758035699402481944)  2024-02-15T07:49Z 17.7K followers, 10.6K engagements


"@brainsinajar227 Are you on Twitter"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1758470897243930873)  2024-02-16T12:38Z 17.7K followers, [--] engagements


"Woke up this morning and thought shit it's Monday. But then remembered that I'm Scottish and instantly felt better. If you're not Scottish I really can't imagine how you cope with Monday mornings"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1759474273645744422)  2024-02-19T07:05Z 17.7K followers, [----] engagements


"@Uglyduckling71 @TheBumblingBee_ 2nd best Wtf"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1759480831247110282)  2024-02-19T07:31Z 17.7K followers, [--] engagements


"Edinburgh light trails"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1759586225822876094)  2024-02-19T14:30Z 17.8K followers, [----] engagements


"@Shining_Enigma Definitely not"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1759868028815020426)  2024-02-20T09:10Z 17.7K followers, [--] engagements


"@Shining_Enigma @witty_sim Hot"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1759881121599291839)  2024-02-20T10:02Z 17.7K followers, [--] engagements


"I hate e-tickets for gigs. I miss the physical tickets that you could keep as a wee souvenir"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1759906528029487505)  2024-02-20T11:43Z 23.7K followers, 92K engagements


"Scottish traffic jam"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1762077905385910447)  2024-02-26T11:31Z 17.8K followers, 15.2K engagements


"@urmumsausername @ashbangwallop1 Happy birthday 🎈🎂🥳"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1762082061463027809)  2024-02-26T11:47Z 17.7K followers, [--] engagements


"The brew is strong in this one"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1762408852010459292)  2024-02-27T09:26Z 17.8K followers, 27.7K engagements


"I read somewhere that dogs will try to mirror the facial expressions of their owner. Cats don't. Cats don't give a fuck"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1762424395241333126)  2024-02-27T10:28Z 17.8K followers, [----] engagements


"Welcome to Twitter we replace feelings with jokes here"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1762802266119999889)  2024-02-28T11:29Z 17.9K followers, 39.7K engagements


"Was out for a run today and another man winked at me. *adds gay icon to bio"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1763201934733779284)  2024-02-29T13:57Z 17.8K followers, [----] engagements


"I'm Scottish every day is a bad Willy Wonka experience"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1763483565457543396)  2024-03-01T08:37Z 17.8K followers, [----] engagements


"I'm starting to think that giving you guys access to the Internet was a big mistake"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1764940069113045281)  2024-03-05T09:04Z 17.9K followers, [----] engagements


"Might fuck around and have my cake and eat yours"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1765638076456431887)  2024-03-07T07:18Z 17.9K followers, 20.1K engagements


"I'm sorry to break it to all of the Americans but you're not actually Scottish and the fact that your grandmother knew someone who sent her a postcard from Glasgow in [----] doesn't count. And neither does wearing a kilt"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1765659672332124647)  2024-03-07T08:44Z 17.9K followers, 65.4K engagements


"@MaryHowle You don't have to like haggis to be Scottish"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1765781463289495990)  2024-03-07T16:48Z 17.9K followers, [---] engagements


"Always go for a large piece of cake you dont know what life has in store"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1766011204789535005)  2024-03-08T08:00Z 17.9K followers, [----] engagements


"Have you fuckers never lived through a clock change before"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1767144918802124994)  2024-03-11T11:05Z 18K followers, 20.4K engagements


"Shout out to the people who are kind and actually give a genuine fuck"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1767505291254321560)  2024-03-12T10:57Z 18K followers, 18.9K engagements


"Anyone want anything I'm going back to the 1900's"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1768174355270304015)  2024-03-14T07:16Z 17.9K followers, 27.9K engagements


"There's nothing actually wrong with Kate Middleton she's just binge watching The Sopranos"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1769729076720275562)  2024-03-18T14:14Z 18K followers, 30K engagements


"If you ever begin a sentence with "I'm not racist but." It means you totally are a racist"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1771114400239214877)  2024-03-22T09:59Z 18K followers, 11K engagements


"Good morning time to be weird about it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1772523612911616085)  2024-03-26T07:18Z 18K followers, [----] engagements


"Twitter is great. You can have [-----] followers and only [--] of them are real"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1772528044034462160)  2024-03-26T07:36Z 18.1K followers, 20.4K engagements


"Twitter needs an "are you mad at me" feature where every day people can anonymously select if they're mad at you or not"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1772578680553754891)  2024-03-26T10:57Z 18K followers, 10.2K engagements


"Girls don't want flowers girls want a realistic dragon lamp"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1773251390036496707)  2024-03-28T07:30Z 18.1K followers, 25.9K engagements


"Early morning Edinburgh"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1773259025800413237)  2024-03-28T08:01Z 18.1K followers, [----] engagements


"Happy Easter everyone. Is chocolate sweats from too many Easter eggs a thing"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1774488641265393952)  2024-03-31T17:27Z 18.1K followers, [----] engagements


"I used to go out with a girl from Switzerland but I had to finish with her after we went to her country for a visit too many red flags"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1775074613548011915)  2024-04-02T08:15Z 18.1K followers, [----] engagements


"@RachieRach429 Happy birthday to your son on Friday"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1775161591006159165)  2024-04-02T14:01Z 18.1K followers, [--] engagements


"My favourite book is about sandpaper it's a work of friction"  
[X Link](https://x.com/GraniteDhuine/status/1775188644937998636)  2024-04-02T15:48Z 18K followers, [----] engagements

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