[GUEST ACCESS MODE: Data is scrambled or limited to provide examples. Make requests using your API key to unlock full data. Check https://lunarcrush.ai/auth for authentication information.] #  @GacheriNdumba Kairetu ka Nyambura Kairetu ka Nyambura posts on X about kenya, oprah, if you, subs the most. They currently have XXXXX followers and XXX posts still getting attention that total XXXXXX engagements in the last XX hours. ### Engagements: XXXXXX [#](/creator/twitter::1913701894762962944/interactions)  - X Week XXXXXXX -XX% - X Month XXXXXXXXX -XX% - X Months XXXXXXXXX +5,423% ### Mentions: XX [#](/creator/twitter::1913701894762962944/posts_active)  - X Week XX -XXXX% - X Month XXX +29% - X Months XXX +1,251% ### Followers: XXXXX [#](/creator/twitter::1913701894762962944/followers)  - X Week XXXXX +3.20% - X Month XXXXX +20% - X Months XXXXX +327% ### CreatorRank: XXXXXXX [#](/creator/twitter::1913701894762962944/influencer_rank)  ### Social Influence **Social category influence** [technology brands](/list/technology-brands) [countries](/list/countries) [stocks](/list/stocks) [celebrities](/list/celebrities) [vc firms](/list/vc-firms) #58 [travel destinations](/list/travel-destinations) [fashion brands](/list/fashion-brands) [social networks](/list/social-networks) [finance](/list/finance) [currencies](/list/currencies) **Social topic influence** [kenya](/topic/kenya) #486, [oprah](/topic/oprah) #91, [if you](/topic/if-you), [subs](/topic/subs), [social capital](/topic/social-capital) #3, [nairobi](/topic/nairobi) #303, [social networks](/topic/social-networks), [curated](/topic/curated), [calvin klein](/topic/calvin-klein), [dkny](/topic/dkny) **Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by** [@muthoniornoni](/creator/undefined) [@randommest](/creator/undefined) [@thatgeminibloom](/creator/undefined) [@oenzoveli](/creator/undefined) [@wanguwamajani](/creator/undefined) [@manmahuro](/creator/undefined) [@mariahsudi](/creator/undefined) [@linnielinniele](/creator/undefined) [@mspatrona](/creator/undefined) [@socialmedussa](/creator/undefined) [@spryvoice](/creator/undefined) [@olengatunyi](/creator/undefined) [@kanash](/creator/undefined) [@sdmaundu](/creator/undefined) [@nyokaffiii](/creator/undefined) [@hkkagendo](/creator/undefined) [@ndukuwambua](/creator/undefined) [@therealdvbliew](/creator/undefined) [@nyamisachela](/creator/undefined) [@stayliquidd](/creator/undefined) ### Top Social Posts Top posts by engagements in the last XX hours "@_stayliquidd You have to learn to read urban middle class anxiety when you see it. It has unique expression. The idea that nobody owes you anything and vice versa manifests very strongly in them. The rich and the poor are both raised within curated social networks" [X Link](https://x.com/GacheriNdumba/status/1994682644341084401) 2025-11-29T08:19Z 4004 followers, 10.5K engagements "They are saying that Luigi Mangione wasnt read his Miranda rights when he was arrested his bag searched amd all that evidence recovered. If this is true someone is going to lose their job. is a movie. (Ps. Huku Kenya hai apply so please nisiwaskie)" [X Link](https://x.com/GacheriNdumba/status/1996296136173244599) 2025-12-03T19:11Z 3984 followers, 2099 engagements "I cant wait for that man to discover that he cant afford to divorce her. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Im going to follow this closely so I see what alimony she gets in addition to getting half of all the stuff AND child support. That housewife for ten years is a game changer" [X Link](https://x.com/GacheriNdumba/status/1997624991882641791) 2025-12-07T11:11Z 3976 followers, XXX engagements "The only reason I switched from Miss to body fantasies was that was that when I got to compass I discovered that mess was associated with school girls. the reason I refills when I was employed was that I didnt like the Rasasi supermarket scents which is what my peers used" [X Link](https://x.com/GacheriNdumba/status/1997738677141975137) 2025-12-07T18:43Z 3984 followers, XXX engagements "When I was in campus my auntie also gifted me three different designer scents which were worn sparingly X. cacharel NOA which I wear to date X. Calvin Klein In2U which gave me a headache. X. DKNY Be Delicious an encounter I truly dont remember beyond that I like the bottle" [X Link](https://x.com/GacheriNdumba/status/1997739425330327686) 2025-12-07T18:46Z 3984 followers, XXX engagements "Yes but this is still not all because even in the former colonies there are groups of people who claim indigenous rights as a group despite everybody being indigenous to the country. For example the maasai in Kenya. (and I studied it so I am sure of what Im saying)" [X Link](https://x.com/GacheriNdumba/status/1998147287600767408) 2025-12-08T21:46Z 4005 followers, 1361 engagements "@olengatunyi AA works. Until yesterday they have never let me down. And I pay for them because I have the confidence of knowing that I can never in crisis on the road. Alafu sanlam wameamua kunitest" [X Link](https://x.com/GacheriNdumba/status/1998422332755587082) 2025-12-09T15:59Z 4003 followers, XX engagements "But also Merus are not being honest about why this happened. So long as your outrage is performed Why was she gang raped Can we admit that the differentiator here is that it was filmed and broadcast" [X Link](https://x.com/GacheriNdumba/status/1995801146665935300) 2025-12-02T10:24Z 4008 followers, 545.8K engagements "Honestly anybody who is living with a chronic illness in this country please expect their finances to be in shambles even when they are not shouting about it. To be honest people dont owe you certain truths about their lives especially if youre not going to help" [X Link](https://x.com/GacheriNdumba/status/1996196556224221205) 2025-12-03T12:35Z 4008 followers, 64.6K engagements "Let me be clear you cannot and must not do this when the false charge against your young adult son was murder. There are so many layers of toxic going on here. There are scenarios in which you can do this this is not one of them. She just declared him disposable" [X Link](https://x.com/GacheriNdumba/status/1996349563532435510) 2025-12-03T22:43Z 4006 followers, 108.7K engagements "I need more people to watch Oprahs interview with teenage Naomi" [X Link](https://x.com/GacheriNdumba/status/1997487956823822621) 2025-12-07T02:06Z 4007 followers, 1751 engagements "My point was that it used to be that you could smell youth on a girl and that needs to be completely OK. Its completely OK that young people buy deo spray and use it as perfume. In fact I want Nivea to bring back their eau de Toilette. I really liked it" [X Link](https://x.com/GacheriNdumba/status/1997741149675831680) 2025-12-07T18:53Z 4006 followers, XXX engagements "When I tell you Ive been waiting for help from @AAKenya since 12:30pm mtaniamini kweli And its not their fault . If you pay for your AA through Sanlam Kenya please call AA and confirm that your membership is active. Hawajakuwa wakizilipa" [X Link](https://x.com/GacheriNdumba/status/1998009039985246491) 2025-12-08T12:37Z 4008 followers, 4488 engagements "How do you just hold onto to someones subs for four months (I renewed my annual sub on 18th September) Like were you just hoping that they will never need the service What if I had needed help in the middle of the night" [X Link](https://x.com/GacheriNdumba/status/1998009043881787511) 2025-12-08T12:37Z 4007 followers, XXX engagements "By the way I have still not been helped. niko tu. Between @StanChartKE and @AAKenya wanangangana tu kunisaidia. Sanlam are probably sitting on their hands. Honestly what do Sanlam mean by collecting subs from people and not remitting them" [X Link](https://x.com/GacheriNdumba/status/1998011047089775011) 2025-12-08T12:45Z 4008 followers, 1245 engagements "OMG Listening to her family speak the bride makes sense. Why were her people announcing to the gathered public that msichana ako on loan. Hiyo si ni mambo ya ndani. Ama Also why would you berate a Luhya man for playing luhya music at his wedding like are you new to Luhyas" [X Link](https://x.com/GacheriNdumba/status/1998344558720020800) 2025-12-09T10:50Z 4007 followers, 38.6K engagements "Her husband needs to prioritize paying that dowry haraka if they want to make a clean break with her family; that said I would advise her to take time to build a aupport system before cutting off her family considering that her reception by her in-laws family has been soured" [X Link](https://x.com/GacheriNdumba/status/1998352744847954223) 2025-12-09T11:23Z 4008 followers, 2483 engagements "The most dangerous thing for her is that her wedding laid waste to all her social capital. Shes very young and shes talking like it. But it seems to me that shes not on speaking terms with her family and or with her friends. Anategemea mume kabisa. DANGEROUS" [X Link](https://x.com/GacheriNdumba/status/1998353157294830054) 2025-12-09T11:24Z 4008 followers, 2489 engagements "How old is this bride because if I saw this happening at a wedding Id guess the bride was either 31/32 or 34/35 but she said she was a student so my two competing theories on why this wedding was so do or die for her are korogoshanaing" [X Link](https://x.com/GacheriNdumba/status/1998359743195484289) 2025-12-09T11:51Z 4008 followers, 1975 engagements "All in all this wedding is a good thing because it has made me forget Nilikuwa niamke na sanlam Kenya sababu ya kunitesa jana" [X Link](https://x.com/GacheriNdumba/status/1998360218858934301) 2025-12-09T11:52Z 4008 followers, 1941 engagements "Also freeing yourself is what is going to allow you to free your children from those people. Remember when our family has money towards you it will also flow towards your children. Mimi mkatholiki nakuambia you can even just exchange vows on a Tuesday afternoon in church" [X Link](https://x.com/GacheriNdumba/status/1998367198897938735) 2025-12-09T12:20Z 4008 followers, 2077 engagements "Too many people have been trapped in precarious ambiguous unions because of their attachment to a white wedding. And whenever the union is ambiguous it is the woman who pays for it. There is a solid formula for cutting off your family in our context msitumie za akina Oprah" [X Link](https://x.com/GacheriNdumba/status/1998367600385175890) 2025-12-09T12:22Z 4008 followers, 3241 engagements "After these girls have flown in from abroad to be bridesmaids at her wedding two weeks before the wedding when theyre already in Kenya she is threatening to remove them from the lineup. Please note all this is happening BEFORE THE WEDDING DAY" [X Link](https://x.com/GacheriNdumba/status/1998377411852075212) 2025-12-09T13:01Z 4006 followers, 1012 engagements "The bride who did a nganya themed wedding alisomea fundi ati she her dress wasnt giving Bridgerton. people need to know that the costume department that works on Bridgerton comprises XXX people. Its not one fundi somewhere in Nairobi. Also that dress was perfectly fine" [X Link](https://x.com/GacheriNdumba/status/1998379767847100918) 2025-12-09T13:10Z 4008 followers, 1114 engagements "By the way mungu akusaidia sana usiwahi kosea mluhya adabu because the disrespect is being narrated in excruciating detail and with very immaculate chronology. We are literally getting a play-by-play of how at every turn she failed them. The story is not zigging and zagging" [X Link](https://x.com/GacheriNdumba/status/1998382434044555753) 2025-12-09T13:21Z 4008 followers, XXX engagements "When she changed her wedding date from 4th to 11th people had already bought tickets. Because they had to pay to change their tickets they couldnt afford an extended Airbnb stay. This babe sent them to live with her mother and never bother to check in on them. Isitoshe" [X Link](https://x.com/GacheriNdumba/status/1998383455944798265) 2025-12-09T13:25Z 4007 followers, XXX engagements "What do you mean youre getting married but youre not staying at your mothers house where you have sent your friends to live Wewe na mans mnaishi Airbnb together while avoiding both his family and your family How much time had these two families spent together" [X Link](https://x.com/GacheriNdumba/status/1998383841837187526) 2025-12-09T13:26Z 4007 followers, 1021 engagements "Yeah I dont think the grooms family is coming back to pay that dowry. They need to leave their son an escape clause. If they pay her dowry she officially becomes their sons first wife na vile naona 😒. Theyre going to let him ride this experiment to the end" [X Link](https://x.com/GacheriNdumba/status/1998384703628357822) 2025-12-09T13:30Z 4008 followers, XXX engagements "On the eve of the wedding the bride told her bridesmaids to get an Airbnb because her mothers house was not aesthetically pleasing hawezi onekana TV akitoka huko. JEHOVA GOD KA NA NDGATMANE No I understand why the brides family was being nonchalant" [X Link](https://x.com/GacheriNdumba/status/1998385493642244216) 2025-12-09T13:33Z 4007 followers, XXX engagements "Where do you get the spiritual energy to express this sentiment Hakuna kitu mnaogopa nyinyi Si people even lie and say the Airbnb is closer to the church and so its easier to coordinate" [X Link](https://x.com/GacheriNdumba/status/1998385957276389608) 2025-12-09T13:35Z 4008 followers, XXX engagements "The way this bridemaid is saying Kwenyu me I echo her tone and facial expressions. bridesmaid ameuliza how you can threaten people with cutting them off when this is how you talk about kwenyu yaani kwenyu kwa mama yako. Like fr what makes you think its a loss to anyone" [X Link](https://x.com/GacheriNdumba/status/1998386773404029244) 2025-12-09T13:38Z 4007 followers, XXX engagements "I want to imagine you are a mom msichana wako anaolewa (she sounds like an only girl) and this is how she is moving. Even you if it were you as that mother Do you people know how crazy Id have moved if my mom had had another daughter with whom to test drive raising a girl" [X Link](https://x.com/GacheriNdumba/status/1998387544967299127) 2025-12-09T13:41Z 4008 followers, XXX engagements "That is why when you go to shaggz weddings unapatanga watu wamevaa ornaments hauelewi. Tuhats tumaua kwa nywele tuearrings huelewi. They are communicating that they have supported the bride. Ukija harusi uko smart lakini huonyeshi support yako mh sawa" [X Link](https://x.com/GacheriNdumba/status/1998392890234413303) 2025-12-09T14:02Z 4008 followers, XXX engagements "Not Stanchart calling to see if I am well after yesterdays ordeal. They couldnt call in the morning because they assumed I was resting.😌 Hawajui nishapumzika na nikaingia umbeya When I say I love this bank. This isnt even the first ordeal weve been through together" [X Link](https://x.com/GacheriNdumba/status/1998393601194086777) 2025-12-09T14:05Z 4008 followers, 3051 engagements "You know even when your family does not have a home in Nairobi which many families dont to be honest you let your mother decide utatolewa wapi because she actually wants an opportunity ya kutoa msichana wake kwa nyumba. I understand why the brides family was behaving hivyo" [X Link](https://x.com/GacheriNdumba/status/1998395622278230441) 2025-12-09T14:13Z 4007 followers, XXX engagements "You let your mother be the one to work behind the scenes to secure the home utatolewa so that even if it is not her house it is still her social capital at play. When my auntie was getting married alitolewa kwa my grandmothers sister in South C. Kwani mko aje huku nje" [X Link](https://x.com/GacheriNdumba/status/1998396068154028541) 2025-12-09T14:15Z 4007 followers, XXX engagements "Alisema they are not supporting her because they are single mothers. They are angry that I have defeated all of them in life because they are just single mothers saa hiyo wamemkopesha pesa za kufanya harusi. What a quote Single mothers hutusiwa tu wakimind their business" [X Link](https://x.com/GacheriNdumba/status/1998417722959650841) 2025-12-09T15:41Z 4006 followers, XXX engagements "During the speeches the grooms father said WAZI WAZI that they had not paid her dowry because she is the one who wanted their son their son did not want her. This sounds like something he told them. My question is how then was she forcing him down the aisle" [X Link](https://x.com/GacheriNdumba/status/1998418384598466711) 2025-12-09T15:44Z 4008 followers, 2604 engagements "And on my paternal side my dads mom her father i.e. my great grandfather was PCEA damu. The church that actually started the fight against FGM. Hii injili naikataa vile baba za mababa zangu waliikataa" [X Link](https://x.com/GacheriNdumba/status/1998440976805720259) 2025-12-09T17:13Z 4006 followers, 1621 engagements "And NOBODY ASKED ME but I am also opposed to Altar girls. I actually didnt have this opinion until I saw the piss-poor job those altar girls at Consolata do. It is sooo half assed. Alafu they move clumsily. Kwanza that one who AUDIBLY shuffles her feet" [X Link](https://x.com/GacheriNdumba/status/1998488262122582414) 2025-12-09T20:21Z 4008 followers, 2154 engagements "And why are her shoelaces never tied Hata anaweza jitega aanguke angoke meno Nikikumbuka the way growing up people were feral about inua miguu ukitembea. I happen to know that all these thoughts are sinful but isnt she also presenting me with a near occasion for sin" [X Link](https://x.com/GacheriNdumba/status/1998488271446249843) 2025-12-09T20:21Z 4006 followers, XXX engagements "And I know its because priests would feel uncomfortable policing altar girls and how they present. Literally these girls are an intrusion in the sacristy. Altar boys take that job so seriously and so does everybody else. Wasichana wanawachiliwa wa freestyle huko mbele" [X Link](https://x.com/GacheriNdumba/status/1998488275787362776) 2025-12-09T20:21Z 4006 followers, XXX engagements "@_TesTai_ For example in cases where two very young people who both families agree are a good match are getting married nobody insists on some things. Also remember dowry is supposed to be paid over a long period; this thing of people finishing dowry haraka is very new" [X Link](https://x.com/GacheriNdumba/status/1998491851469500616) 2025-12-09T20:36Z 4006 followers, XXX engagements "I need somebody to tell people what Karen Plains was like in 2007 because its current look has nothing to do with where I was running. I was running to get to Langata Road where my taxi driver was waiting for me. I didnt know which way was up and which was down" [X Link](https://x.com/GacheriNdumba/status/1998732521459061013) 2025-12-10T12:32Z 4008 followers, 2750 engagements "I thank God some Maa herdsmen who had heard what was going on decided to follow me in the dark find me and guide me safely somewhere. They wanted to take me to a police station nikawaambia nangojewa langata road so wakanipeleka huko. Niliamua ni malaika walitumwa kunisaidia" [X Link](https://x.com/GacheriNdumba/status/1998732525926068499) 2025-12-10T12:32Z 4007 followers, 2664 engagements
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@GacheriNdumba Kairetu ka Nyambura
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Social Influence
Social category influence technology brands countries stocks celebrities vc firms #58 travel destinations fashion brands social networks finance currencies
Social topic influence kenya #486, oprah #91, if you, subs, social capital #3, nairobi #303, social networks, curated, calvin klein, dkny
Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by @muthoniornoni @randommest @thatgeminibloom @oenzoveli @wanguwamajani @manmahuro @mariahsudi @linnielinniele @mspatrona @socialmedussa @spryvoice @olengatunyi @kanash @sdmaundu @nyokaffiii @hkkagendo @ndukuwambua @therealdvbliew @nyamisachela @stayliquidd
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Top posts by engagements in the last XX hours
"@_stayliquidd You have to learn to read urban middle class anxiety when you see it. It has unique expression. The idea that nobody owes you anything and vice versa manifests very strongly in them. The rich and the poor are both raised within curated social networks"
X Link 2025-11-29T08:19Z 4004 followers, 10.5K engagements
"They are saying that Luigi Mangione wasnt read his Miranda rights when he was arrested his bag searched amd all that evidence recovered. If this is true someone is going to lose their job. is a movie. (Ps. Huku Kenya hai apply so please nisiwaskie)"
X Link 2025-12-03T19:11Z 3984 followers, 2099 engagements
"I cant wait for that man to discover that he cant afford to divorce her. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Im going to follow this closely so I see what alimony she gets in addition to getting half of all the stuff AND child support. That housewife for ten years is a game changer"
X Link 2025-12-07T11:11Z 3976 followers, XXX engagements
"The only reason I switched from Miss to body fantasies was that was that when I got to compass I discovered that mess was associated with school girls. the reason I refills when I was employed was that I didnt like the Rasasi supermarket scents which is what my peers used"
X Link 2025-12-07T18:43Z 3984 followers, XXX engagements
"When I was in campus my auntie also gifted me three different designer scents which were worn sparingly X. cacharel NOA which I wear to date X. Calvin Klein In2U which gave me a headache. X. DKNY Be Delicious an encounter I truly dont remember beyond that I like the bottle"
X Link 2025-12-07T18:46Z 3984 followers, XXX engagements
"Yes but this is still not all because even in the former colonies there are groups of people who claim indigenous rights as a group despite everybody being indigenous to the country. For example the maasai in Kenya. (and I studied it so I am sure of what Im saying)"
X Link 2025-12-08T21:46Z 4005 followers, 1361 engagements
"@olengatunyi AA works. Until yesterday they have never let me down. And I pay for them because I have the confidence of knowing that I can never in crisis on the road. Alafu sanlam wameamua kunitest"
X Link 2025-12-09T15:59Z 4003 followers, XX engagements
"But also Merus are not being honest about why this happened. So long as your outrage is performed Why was she gang raped Can we admit that the differentiator here is that it was filmed and broadcast"
X Link 2025-12-02T10:24Z 4008 followers, 545.8K engagements
"Honestly anybody who is living with a chronic illness in this country please expect their finances to be in shambles even when they are not shouting about it. To be honest people dont owe you certain truths about their lives especially if youre not going to help"
X Link 2025-12-03T12:35Z 4008 followers, 64.6K engagements
"Let me be clear you cannot and must not do this when the false charge against your young adult son was murder. There are so many layers of toxic going on here. There are scenarios in which you can do this this is not one of them. She just declared him disposable"
X Link 2025-12-03T22:43Z 4006 followers, 108.7K engagements
"I need more people to watch Oprahs interview with teenage Naomi"
X Link 2025-12-07T02:06Z 4007 followers, 1751 engagements
"My point was that it used to be that you could smell youth on a girl and that needs to be completely OK. Its completely OK that young people buy deo spray and use it as perfume. In fact I want Nivea to bring back their eau de Toilette. I really liked it"
X Link 2025-12-07T18:53Z 4006 followers, XXX engagements
"When I tell you Ive been waiting for help from @AAKenya since 12:30pm mtaniamini kweli And its not their fault . If you pay for your AA through Sanlam Kenya please call AA and confirm that your membership is active. Hawajakuwa wakizilipa"
X Link 2025-12-08T12:37Z 4008 followers, 4488 engagements
"How do you just hold onto to someones subs for four months (I renewed my annual sub on 18th September) Like were you just hoping that they will never need the service What if I had needed help in the middle of the night"
X Link 2025-12-08T12:37Z 4007 followers, XXX engagements
"By the way I have still not been helped. niko tu. Between @StanChartKE and @AAKenya wanangangana tu kunisaidia. Sanlam are probably sitting on their hands. Honestly what do Sanlam mean by collecting subs from people and not remitting them"
X Link 2025-12-08T12:45Z 4008 followers, 1245 engagements
"OMG Listening to her family speak the bride makes sense. Why were her people announcing to the gathered public that msichana ako on loan. Hiyo si ni mambo ya ndani. Ama Also why would you berate a Luhya man for playing luhya music at his wedding like are you new to Luhyas"
X Link 2025-12-09T10:50Z 4007 followers, 38.6K engagements
"Her husband needs to prioritize paying that dowry haraka if they want to make a clean break with her family; that said I would advise her to take time to build a aupport system before cutting off her family considering that her reception by her in-laws family has been soured"
X Link 2025-12-09T11:23Z 4008 followers, 2483 engagements
"The most dangerous thing for her is that her wedding laid waste to all her social capital. Shes very young and shes talking like it. But it seems to me that shes not on speaking terms with her family and or with her friends. Anategemea mume kabisa. DANGEROUS"
X Link 2025-12-09T11:24Z 4008 followers, 2489 engagements
"How old is this bride because if I saw this happening at a wedding Id guess the bride was either 31/32 or 34/35 but she said she was a student so my two competing theories on why this wedding was so do or die for her are korogoshanaing"
X Link 2025-12-09T11:51Z 4008 followers, 1975 engagements
"All in all this wedding is a good thing because it has made me forget Nilikuwa niamke na sanlam Kenya sababu ya kunitesa jana"
X Link 2025-12-09T11:52Z 4008 followers, 1941 engagements
"Also freeing yourself is what is going to allow you to free your children from those people. Remember when our family has money towards you it will also flow towards your children. Mimi mkatholiki nakuambia you can even just exchange vows on a Tuesday afternoon in church"
X Link 2025-12-09T12:20Z 4008 followers, 2077 engagements
"Too many people have been trapped in precarious ambiguous unions because of their attachment to a white wedding. And whenever the union is ambiguous it is the woman who pays for it. There is a solid formula for cutting off your family in our context msitumie za akina Oprah"
X Link 2025-12-09T12:22Z 4008 followers, 3241 engagements
"After these girls have flown in from abroad to be bridesmaids at her wedding two weeks before the wedding when theyre already in Kenya she is threatening to remove them from the lineup. Please note all this is happening BEFORE THE WEDDING DAY"
X Link 2025-12-09T13:01Z 4006 followers, 1012 engagements
"The bride who did a nganya themed wedding alisomea fundi ati she her dress wasnt giving Bridgerton. people need to know that the costume department that works on Bridgerton comprises XXX people. Its not one fundi somewhere in Nairobi. Also that dress was perfectly fine"
X Link 2025-12-09T13:10Z 4008 followers, 1114 engagements
"By the way mungu akusaidia sana usiwahi kosea mluhya adabu because the disrespect is being narrated in excruciating detail and with very immaculate chronology. We are literally getting a play-by-play of how at every turn she failed them. The story is not zigging and zagging"
X Link 2025-12-09T13:21Z 4008 followers, XXX engagements
"When she changed her wedding date from 4th to 11th people had already bought tickets. Because they had to pay to change their tickets they couldnt afford an extended Airbnb stay. This babe sent them to live with her mother and never bother to check in on them. Isitoshe"
X Link 2025-12-09T13:25Z 4007 followers, XXX engagements
"What do you mean youre getting married but youre not staying at your mothers house where you have sent your friends to live Wewe na mans mnaishi Airbnb together while avoiding both his family and your family How much time had these two families spent together"
X Link 2025-12-09T13:26Z 4007 followers, 1021 engagements
"Yeah I dont think the grooms family is coming back to pay that dowry. They need to leave their son an escape clause. If they pay her dowry she officially becomes their sons first wife na vile naona 😒. Theyre going to let him ride this experiment to the end"
X Link 2025-12-09T13:30Z 4008 followers, XXX engagements
"On the eve of the wedding the bride told her bridesmaids to get an Airbnb because her mothers house was not aesthetically pleasing hawezi onekana TV akitoka huko. JEHOVA GOD KA NA NDGATMANE No I understand why the brides family was being nonchalant"
X Link 2025-12-09T13:33Z 4007 followers, XXX engagements
"Where do you get the spiritual energy to express this sentiment Hakuna kitu mnaogopa nyinyi Si people even lie and say the Airbnb is closer to the church and so its easier to coordinate"
X Link 2025-12-09T13:35Z 4008 followers, XXX engagements
"The way this bridemaid is saying Kwenyu me I echo her tone and facial expressions. bridesmaid ameuliza how you can threaten people with cutting them off when this is how you talk about kwenyu yaani kwenyu kwa mama yako. Like fr what makes you think its a loss to anyone"
X Link 2025-12-09T13:38Z 4007 followers, XXX engagements
"I want to imagine you are a mom msichana wako anaolewa (she sounds like an only girl) and this is how she is moving. Even you if it were you as that mother Do you people know how crazy Id have moved if my mom had had another daughter with whom to test drive raising a girl"
X Link 2025-12-09T13:41Z 4008 followers, XXX engagements
"That is why when you go to shaggz weddings unapatanga watu wamevaa ornaments hauelewi. Tuhats tumaua kwa nywele tuearrings huelewi. They are communicating that they have supported the bride. Ukija harusi uko smart lakini huonyeshi support yako mh sawa"
X Link 2025-12-09T14:02Z 4008 followers, XXX engagements
"Not Stanchart calling to see if I am well after yesterdays ordeal. They couldnt call in the morning because they assumed I was resting.😌 Hawajui nishapumzika na nikaingia umbeya When I say I love this bank. This isnt even the first ordeal weve been through together"
X Link 2025-12-09T14:05Z 4008 followers, 3051 engagements
"You know even when your family does not have a home in Nairobi which many families dont to be honest you let your mother decide utatolewa wapi because she actually wants an opportunity ya kutoa msichana wake kwa nyumba. I understand why the brides family was behaving hivyo"
X Link 2025-12-09T14:13Z 4007 followers, XXX engagements
"You let your mother be the one to work behind the scenes to secure the home utatolewa so that even if it is not her house it is still her social capital at play. When my auntie was getting married alitolewa kwa my grandmothers sister in South C. Kwani mko aje huku nje"
X Link 2025-12-09T14:15Z 4007 followers, XXX engagements
"Alisema they are not supporting her because they are single mothers. They are angry that I have defeated all of them in life because they are just single mothers saa hiyo wamemkopesha pesa za kufanya harusi. What a quote Single mothers hutusiwa tu wakimind their business"
X Link 2025-12-09T15:41Z 4006 followers, XXX engagements
"During the speeches the grooms father said WAZI WAZI that they had not paid her dowry because she is the one who wanted their son their son did not want her. This sounds like something he told them. My question is how then was she forcing him down the aisle"
X Link 2025-12-09T15:44Z 4008 followers, 2604 engagements
"And on my paternal side my dads mom her father i.e. my great grandfather was PCEA damu. The church that actually started the fight against FGM. Hii injili naikataa vile baba za mababa zangu waliikataa"
X Link 2025-12-09T17:13Z 4006 followers, 1621 engagements
"And NOBODY ASKED ME but I am also opposed to Altar girls. I actually didnt have this opinion until I saw the piss-poor job those altar girls at Consolata do. It is sooo half assed. Alafu they move clumsily. Kwanza that one who AUDIBLY shuffles her feet"
X Link 2025-12-09T20:21Z 4008 followers, 2154 engagements
"And why are her shoelaces never tied Hata anaweza jitega aanguke angoke meno Nikikumbuka the way growing up people were feral about inua miguu ukitembea. I happen to know that all these thoughts are sinful but isnt she also presenting me with a near occasion for sin"
X Link 2025-12-09T20:21Z 4006 followers, XXX engagements
"And I know its because priests would feel uncomfortable policing altar girls and how they present. Literally these girls are an intrusion in the sacristy. Altar boys take that job so seriously and so does everybody else. Wasichana wanawachiliwa wa freestyle huko mbele"
X Link 2025-12-09T20:21Z 4006 followers, XXX engagements
"@TesTai For example in cases where two very young people who both families agree are a good match are getting married nobody insists on some things. Also remember dowry is supposed to be paid over a long period; this thing of people finishing dowry haraka is very new"
X Link 2025-12-09T20:36Z 4006 followers, XXX engagements
"I need somebody to tell people what Karen Plains was like in 2007 because its current look has nothing to do with where I was running. I was running to get to Langata Road where my taxi driver was waiting for me. I didnt know which way was up and which was down"
X Link 2025-12-10T12:32Z 4008 followers, 2750 engagements
"I thank God some Maa herdsmen who had heard what was going on decided to follow me in the dark find me and guide me safely somewhere. They wanted to take me to a police station nikawaambia nangojewa langata road so wakanipeleka huko. Niliamua ni malaika walitumwa kunisaidia"
X Link 2025-12-10T12:32Z 4007 followers, 2664 engagements