# ![@FamilyGuyCut Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:26/cr:twitter::1913674701261492225.png) @FamilyGuyCut Family Guy Cuts

Family Guy Cuts posts on X about in the, what are, if you, this is the most. They currently have [------] followers and [---] posts still getting attention that total [------] engagements in the last [--] hours.

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### Mentions: [--] [#](/creator/twitter::1913674701261492225/posts_active)
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- [--] Week [--] -8.10%
- [--] Month [--] +478%
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### Followers: [------] [#](/creator/twitter::1913674701261492225/followers)
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- [--] Week [------] +4.10%
- [--] Month [------] +40%
- [--] Months [------] +461%

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### Social Influence

**Social category influence**
[countries](/list/countries)  1.56% [celebrities](/list/celebrities)  0.78% [finance](/list/finance)  0.78%

**Social topic influence**
[in the](/topic/in-the) 4.69%, [what are](/topic/what-are) 3.13%, [if you](/topic/if-you) 2.34%, [this is](/topic/this-is) 2.34%, [the world](/topic/the-world) 1.56%, [milk](/topic/milk) 1.56%, [flight](/topic/flight) 1.56%, [safely](/topic/safely) 1.56%, [cuba](/topic/cuba) 1.56%, [eat](/topic/eat) 1.56%

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### Top Social Posts
Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours

""Wow Lois Griffin I love your act. Nice melons." "Listen pal-" "Peter I'm holding melons""  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/2013332870052343824)  2026-01-19T19:28Z 10.2K followers, 973.8K engagements


""What are you talking about I'm a great driver." "Remember your trip to the Southwest""  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/2015196193417015448)  2026-01-24T22:53Z [----] followers, 63.9K engagements


""Um hi Can I help you" "Yeah some company hired me to stand next to you all day so you'd look better by comparison.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/2015914184303682012)  2026-01-26T22:26Z 10K followers, 487.9K engagements


"Peter listen without death the world would be a terrible place. Imagine a world where Hitler was still alive"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/2016067391755591790)  2026-01-27T08:34Z 10K followers, 166.5K engagements


"Peter why is there a diaper in the lamp socket"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/2016505289223066010)  2026-01-28T13:35Z [----] followers, 75.3K engagements


""Did you not hear me out there" "Dad are you-" "Go to your room elroy." "But what happened" "Go to your room""  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/2016647642630009116)  2026-01-28T23:00Z [----] followers, 360.2K engagements


"You can't have a pie without chool whu-ip"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/2017189181894623581)  2026-01-30T10:52Z 10K followers, 24K engagements


"I'm Stewie Griffin And don't ever let me catch you guys in Quahog"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/2017382415795179828)  2026-01-30T23:40Z 10.2K followers, 129.1K engagements


"Hey What's your fat ass doing here"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/2017659312240275583)  2026-01-31T18:00Z 10K followers, 85.4K engagements


"Chris would you run and get some milk And be sure to take it from the back"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/2018060010777891019)  2026-02-01T20:32Z 10K followers, 26.7K engagements


"Quick to the Petercopter"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/2018811426819993919)  2026-02-03T22:18Z 10K followers, 28.4K engagements


"How you er you coming on that novel you're working on huh"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/2019845100633796990)  2026-02-06T18:46Z 10.3K followers, 53.7K engagements


""You know uh the kids are gonna be at that town social for a while." "I think I know where you're going""  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/2020406415563833824)  2026-02-08T07:56Z 10.3K followers, 16.6K engagements


"We now return to Malcolm in the Middle"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/2021649258248826892)  2026-02-11T18:15Z 10.3K followers, 115.7K engagements


"Looks like he's going to have to repeat the Fourth Grade Mrs Griffin"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/2022274823682965694)  2026-02-13T11:41Z 10.3K followers, 117K engagements


"Its finally given me a chance to work on my novel and I finally have a title Faster than the Speed of Love"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/2022383275688268003)  2026-02-13T18:52Z 10.3K followers, 18.2K engagements


"Think of a happy place to be OK OK I'm on MTV's Jackass"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/2022702991942246624)  2026-02-14T16:02Z 10.3K followers, [----] engagements


"But. You know thanks for letting me draw you naked. I still can't believe you let me do that"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/2022742971146498219)  2026-02-14T18:41Z 10.3K followers, 26K engagements


""Peter What are you doing" "Crack.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/2019115812796395915)  2026-02-04T18:28Z 10.3K followers, 47.4K engagements


"Look at me Lois. I'm Roo"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/2020902197559447622)  2026-02-09T16:46Z 10.3K followers, 477.1K engagements


""This place is paradise" "Sure is Except for Randy Newman.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/2022033151804289466)  2026-02-12T19:40Z 10.3K followers, 18.8K engagements


"Well the hijacking of Flight [--] is over. The plane has safely landed in Cuba and all Americans aboard are on their way home with the exception of one couple a fat man who is inexplicably married to an attractive redhead. Here's an artist rendering of what they might look like"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/2022256514749095999)  2026-02-13T10:28Z 10.3K followers, 20.2K engagements


""Are you flexing" "What me No. Why would I be flexing I mean I have sort of been hitting the gym so if you wanted to see how it's going.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/2022993721084751937)  2026-02-15T11:17Z 10.3K followers, 17.6K engagements


""I just want to kill myself I'm going upstairs right now and eat a whole bowl of peanuts. I'm allergic to peanuts.You don't know anything about me" ".Who was that guy""  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/2019149168552620521)  2026-02-04T20:40Z 10.3K followers, 35.3K engagements


"Look pal. I don't take coupons from giant chickens. Not after last time"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/2019428226112872959)  2026-02-05T15:09Z 10.3K followers, 25.6K engagements


"You know how lousy I am at housework. Remember when I tried doing the laundry"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/2019892201308786884)  2026-02-06T21:53Z 10.3K followers, 27K engagements


"Well I suppose it's not the first time someone's made a miscalculation"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/2020093452864889180)  2026-02-07T11:13Z 10.3K followers, 22.2K engagements


"Well At least the T.V. gets decent reception. Huh Must be some kind of nature show"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/2020272836129210505)  2026-02-07T23:05Z 10.3K followers, [----] engagements


"Minority suspect Minority suspect Danger He's got a gun"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/2019170497632825699)  2026-02-04T22:05Z 10.3K followers, 19.5K engagements


""Why are you acting like this Nigel's charming. All British men are" "Yeah right. That's what they said about Benjamin Disraeli.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/2019327693121286612)  2026-02-05T08:30Z 10.3K followers, 135.1K engagements


"Oh Come on. You're our best friend Peter Besides I can remember a time when you saved all our butts"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/2019483664099242409)  2026-02-05T18:50Z 10.3K followers, 28.1K engagements


"We now return to The Smurfs"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/2020265419819422111)  2026-02-07T22:36Z 10.3K followers, 65.2K engagements


""Have you thought about looking for a job" "Yes Lois I have. But I've also thought about getting fired from that job. Is that something you really want to put our family through Think about that while I get myself a drink.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/2020288316571283457)  2026-02-08T00:07Z 10.3K followers, 10.8K engagements


"Ha You're mine now fella"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/2020439345174303082)  2026-02-08T10:07Z 10.3K followers, [----] engagements


""Maybe it is time for me to get a job." "Yeah too bad you always blow it in the interview.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/2020457885843460496)  2026-02-08T11:21Z 10.3K followers, 71.2K engagements


""I'm going downtown and buy another copy of Surfin' Bird" "Peter that's not necessary. I'm sure it'll turn up somewhere." "I wouldn't count on it Lois.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/2021706917412815115)  2026-02-11T22:04Z 10.3K followers, 23.1K engagements


""I'm sick of Lois' anger-management techniques Brian. They're not working" "What about the writing- angry-letters-and-not- sending-them exercise" "Aw jeez I wasn't supposed to send those""  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/2023074213846769818)  2026-02-15T16:37Z 10.3K followers, 29.7K engagements


"Come on. Let's go. Fox is running one of those new reality shows at [----]. Fast Animals Slow Children"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/1926030184282505717)  2025-05-23T21:39Z 10.3K followers, 27.6K engagements


""This place is paradise." "Sure is. Except for Randy Newman." "Randy Newman" "Yup. Just sits there all night and day singing about what he sees.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/1927484245527667131)  2025-05-27T21:57Z 10.3K followers, 35.8K engagements


"Jeez Brian that's more ridiculous than the theory of why Tom Cruise runs in all his movies"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/1928498520148861132)  2025-05-30T17:07Z 10.3K followers, 24.8K engagements


"Quick to the Peter copter"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/1928924727021539360)  2025-05-31T21:21Z 10.3K followers, 38.9K engagements


""Are you flexing" "What me No. Why would I be flexing I mean I have sort of been hitting the gym so if you wanted to see how it's going.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/1929208851573678092)  2025-06-01T16:10Z 10.3K followers, 23.4K engagements


"We've got to get Loretta and Cleveland back together. And I know just how to do it. To the Hinden-Peter"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/1929644309781139819)  2025-06-02T21:00Z 10.3K followers, 26.5K engagements


"Lois brothers and sisters fighting is as natural as a white man's dialogue in a Spike Lee movie"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/1929991539985392115)  2025-06-03T20:00Z 10.3K followers, 32.2K engagements


"Holy water Where's that acid I ordered"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/1930349273670926469)  2025-06-04T19:41Z 10.3K followers, 36.9K engagements


"I mean I'm so bored I can't even watch T.V. anymore. All the shows are starting to run together"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/1930690773210607821)  2025-06-05T18:18Z 10.3K followers, 39K engagements


""What's your name" "Uh m-my name Uh pea. tear. Griffin. Yeah Peter Griffin Aw crap.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/1931120349548261593)  2025-06-06T22:45Z 10.3K followers, 82.2K engagements


"And then there was that time at the ice cream store"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/1931333091110338652)  2025-06-07T12:51Z 10.3K followers, 14K engagements


""Peter you're scaring me" "Good Embrace the fear Dance with me Lois Dance the dance of life""  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/1932349097790365942)  2025-06-10T08:08Z 10.3K followers, 45.4K engagements


"Peter a lot of creative people had mindless jobs. Albert Einstein worked for the patent office"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/1932694862437986635)  2025-06-11T07:02Z 10.3K followers, 19.7K engagements


""I don't know about this Joe." "There is no fear in this dojo""  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/1933425732816195895)  2025-06-13T07:26Z 10.3K followers, 24.5K engagements


""Al Capone John Wilkes Booth. Hey what are you doing here" "I killed a hooker. She made a crack about me being faster than a speeding bullet so I ripped her in half like a phone book.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/1935668101145649367)  2025-06-19T11:56Z 10.3K followers, 119.9K engagements


"Previously on Family Guy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/1936509023974506522)  2025-06-21T19:38Z 10.3K followers, 48.8K engagements


"That's it We have to fight fire with fire. If nuclear refuse gave them superpowers it could do the same for me. Citizens I'm off to the toxic waste dump"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/1937282739381706834)  2025-06-23T22:52Z 10.3K followers, 10.3K engagements


"Hello my name's Johnny Knoxville and I'm gonna take a shotgun blast to the face"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/1937962640837403102)  2025-06-25T19:54Z 10.3K followers, 29.1K engagements


"We now return to Malcolm in the Middle"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/1938381776692326549)  2025-06-26T23:40Z 10.3K followers, 82.6K engagements


"I'd be more apathetic if I weren't so lethargic"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/1939061767033807102)  2025-06-28T20:42Z 10.3K followers, 74.9K engagements


""Nice melons" "Listen pal-" "Peter I'm holding melons.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/1941959492259791195)  2025-07-06T20:36Z 10.3K followers, 114.6K engagements


"Yeah. The new owners gave everyone raises. Even Kenneth the bad-ass mail clerk with the heart of gold"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/1942253446498816088)  2025-07-07T16:04Z 10.3K followers, 14.4K engagements


"Those bastards turned a whole generation of Americans into smokers with their damn subliminal advertising"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/1942694053360836742)  2025-07-08T21:15Z 10.3K followers, 37.2K engagements


""Um yeah I'll-- I'll have three cheeseburgers." "Peter For God's sake She's having a baby" "Oh That's right. A-And a kid's meal.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/1942698813254427026)  2025-07-08T21:34Z 10.3K followers, 17.4K engagements


"All right a bike I'm out of here"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/1943804700286923181)  2025-07-11T22:48Z 10.3K followers, 30.9K engagements


"If I blow this I'm gonna have to go back to my old job at the electric company"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/1944874171361845659)  2025-07-14T21:38Z 10.3K followers, 102.8K engagements


"Well the hijacking of Flight [--] is over. The plane has safely landed in Cuba and all Americans aboard are on their way home with the exception of one couple a fat man who is inexplicably married to an attractive redhead. Here's an artist rendering of what they might look like"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/1945070014475780525)  2025-07-15T10:36Z 10.3K followers, 64.7K engagements


"Boy Stewie's more wound up than Dad was that time he took steroids"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/1945953039371677927)  2025-07-17T21:05Z 10.3K followers, 29K engagements


"Chris would you run and get some milk And be sure to take it from the back"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/1946694953687490645)  2025-07-19T22:13Z 10.3K followers, 35.6K engagements


"Hey what's YOUR fat ass doing here"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1947040713914438061)  2025-07-20T21:07Z 10.3K followers, 59.9K engagements


""The only British idiom I know is that fag means cigarette." "Well someone tell this cigarette to shut up""  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/1947404557820235792)  2025-07-21T21:13Z 10.3K followers, 16.2K engagements


"We now return to Jack Black in The Unconventional Butler"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/1947780526619644246)  2025-07-22T22:07Z 10.3K followers, 31.1K engagements


"Nobody calls me a fizzle and gets away with it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/1948124182564466934)  2025-07-23T20:52Z 10.3K followers, 30.4K engagements


""Peter what're you doing" "Crack." "What the fuck" "Hey at least I'm not drinking Brian.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/1948451136584949979)  2025-07-24T18:32Z 10.3K followers, 54.2K engagements


"Cause I'm dressed like a cat"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/1949215443203310064)  2025-07-26T21:09Z 10.3K followers, 49.3K engagements


"Oh my God Peter are you all right"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/1949542177245155839)  2025-07-27T18:47Z 10.3K followers, 16.5K engagements


""I'm going downtown and buy another copy of Surfin' Bird." "Peter that's not necessary. I'm sure it'll turn up somewhere." "I wouldn't count on it Lois.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/1949551378478563453)  2025-07-27T19:24Z 10.3K followers, 57.3K engagements


"What the hell No no no no"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/1950278639553315246)  2025-07-29T19:33Z 10.3K followers, 29.8K engagements


"I'm Stewie Griffin. And don't ever let me catch you guys in Quahog"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/1950679453949985002)  2025-07-30T22:06Z 10.3K followers, 58.5K engagements


"Whoa whoa look pal. I don't take coupons from giant chickens. Not after last time"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/1951037473280368866)  2025-07-31T21:49Z 10.3K followers, 46.6K engagements


"How you coming on that novel you're working on huh"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/1951635433873649873)  2025-08-02T13:25Z 10.3K followers, 32.5K engagements


"Ye Olde Pube"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/1952499622238167399)  2025-08-04T22:39Z 10.3K followers, 37.7K engagements


""This van has the latest in law-enforcement technology." "Hey Let me try." 'Cleveland don't" "Minority suspect Minority suspect""  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/1952844914531930225)  2025-08-05T21:31Z 10.3K followers, 123.6K engagements


"Ow. my pride"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/1954936296914530807)  2025-08-11T16:01Z 10.3K followers, 25.3K engagements


"I wonder what Scooby and the gang are up to right now"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/1955285742202003747)  2025-08-12T15:10Z 10.3K followers, 69.4K engagements


"Hey You know who lives in this house A great big phony That's right A phony lives here A big fat phony"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/1955734433396613380)  2025-08-13T20:53Z 10.3K followers, 64.6K engagements


"We can go Anywhere except the disco. They don't let me in there anymore"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/1955894360244883487)  2025-08-14T07:28Z 10.3K followers, 63.7K engagements


""It's already below freezing and it's getting colder. We're gonna die unless. unless we do something drastic." "What" "We have to slice open our camel's stomach and shelter ourselves in his entrails""  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/1956373302764511318)  2025-08-15T15:11Z 10.3K followers, 28.3K engagements


"I realize this is very upsetting for you. That's why I've invited Howie Mandell to lighten the mood by blowing up a surgical glove with his nose"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/1958076819040555485)  2025-08-20T08:01Z 10.3K followers, 25.4K engagements


"Aw Honey this is where you belong. You deserve a big house and nice stuff. You know Like diamonds"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/1958930130207748147)  2025-08-22T16:31Z 10.3K followers, 34.2K engagements


""Are you sure he can't see me" "Absolutely Chris. You're [---] percent safe." "Okay that's him. Number 6." "Hi. Uh Excuse me you guys. Yeah I'm here to pick up my son Chris Griffin. Uh He's here to finger the guy who held up that convenience store.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/1958942506869301476)  2025-08-22T17:21Z 10.3K followers, 42.6K engagements


"Aw Jeez This isn't another one of those interventions is it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/1959215396453781703)  2025-08-23T11:25Z 10.3K followers, 78.8K engagements


"Now give me a hug before I give you a knuckle sandwich"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/1959530203073384815)  2025-08-24T08:16Z 10.3K followers, 21.1K engagements


"Mr. Superman no here"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/1960596767394635837)  2025-08-27T06:54Z 10.3K followers, 17.7K engagements


"Cheeky Bastard is filmed in front of a live studio audience"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/1960643682920514007)  2025-08-27T10:00Z 10.3K followers, 38.9K engagements


""Can I help you" "Yeah Some company hired me to stand next to you all day so you'd look better by comparison.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/1962272946950463690)  2025-08-31T21:55Z 10.3K followers, 385.4K engagements


""Stewie I guess I'm not gonna be here to see you become a man." "Yes. I think we all know what that's going to be like.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/1962521115219165454)  2025-09-01T14:21Z 10.3K followers, 634.5K engagements


"Peter listen without death the world would be a terrible place. Imagine a world where Hitler was still alive"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/1963311752617341042)  2025-09-03T18:42Z 10.3K followers, 48.5K engagements


""We'll continue this discussion tonight young man. A woman is not an object." "Your mother is right son. Listen to what it says""  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/1963998173669564654)  2025-09-05T16:10Z 10.3K followers, 47.3K engagements


""What are you doing" "I'm watching Bonnie undress." "Bonnie's your wife." "I know I like to watch her strip and pretend she's a woman who I've never met but who looks just like Bonnie and lives in my house.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/1965155508819820682)  2025-09-08T20:49Z 10.3K followers, 51.3K engagements


""House." "Roadhouse.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/1965881614736699545)  2025-09-10T20:54Z 10.3K followers, 34.6K engagements


"We just take turns being the sheriff. It's real easy. You just hang out here eat some pie and get drunk"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1966559126122529152)  2025-09-12T17:46Z 10.3K followers, 43.2K engagements


"Come talk to me sometime sweetheart I know what it takes to be cool"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/1967712352348017051)  2025-09-15T22:09Z 10.3K followers, 20.3K engagements


""Peter it's just a phase. You've gone through a few yourself you know." "Yeah like those two weeks you spent narrating your own life.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/1967989399603593613)  2025-09-16T16:30Z 10.3K followers, 84.1K engagements


""What's that Daddy" "Well That's Mercury Jake. The planet closest to the sun""  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/1968812911083549080)  2025-09-18T23:02Z 10.3K followers, 57K engagements


""You didn't let me finish. I'm not a lesbian. I'm a super huge mega-lesbian" "Good You'll fit in with the other mega-lesbians.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/1969288923240153390)  2025-09-20T06:34Z 10.3K followers, 43.4K engagements


"Look how vascular I am Brian. If there's one thing women love it's a vascular man"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/1970882738325786961)  2025-09-24T16:07Z 10.3K followers, 44.6K engagements


"Well I figured you might get soft on me so I hired an old friend to scar them for life"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/1971488341716762692)  2025-09-26T08:13Z 10.3K followers, 75.7K engagements


"And we're gonna put a happy little bush right down over here in the corner there. And that'll just be our little secret. And if you tell ANYONE that that bush is there I will come to your house and I will cut you"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/1972317759360110773)  2025-09-28T15:09Z 10.3K followers, 37.2K engagements


"Oh God kill me now"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/1972768732297777438)  2025-09-29T21:01Z 10.3K followers, 163.5K engagements


""What the hell is her problem" "Frosty let it go" "Just a second just a second""  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/1974938509682336241)  2025-10-05T20:43Z 10.3K followers, 214.9K engagements


"Okay can I ask everyone to please stop saying "oh no" in this courtroom 'Cause the fucking Kool-Aid guy's gonna keep showing up"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/1976033123453501778)  2025-10-08T21:13Z 10.3K followers, 48.5K engagements


"Is this the darkest joke on the entire show "And Now back to Kids Say the Darndest Things""  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/1978799605681647764)  2025-10-16T12:26Z 10.3K followers, 69K engagements


"Mom you can't get a job The last time you left Dad home alone he turned the house into a giant puppet"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/1979228265152667859)  2025-10-17T16:49Z 10.3K followers, 701.4K engagements


"How do these jeans look"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/1980669146833826002)  2025-10-21T16:14Z 10.3K followers, 63.2K engagements


""Here's your coffee Mr. Tucker." "What the hell is in this" "Sweet'N Low That's for trying to steal my woman" "Go back and Bring it to me with urine in it like I asked""  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/1981487741180530946)  2025-10-23T22:27Z 10.3K followers, 35.3K engagements


"It'll give me time to catch up on my reading. Oh usually there are so many distractions"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/1981851607156637901)  2025-10-24T22:33Z 10.3K followers, 29.5K engagements


""The infomercial said this tape will help us communicate better as a couple." "Lois When have we ever had trouble communicating""  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/1981853182126092778)  2025-10-24T22:39Z 10.3K followers, 53.6K engagements


"Oh my God The Stork"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/1982391149223698606)  2025-10-26T10:17Z 10.3K followers, 29.3K engagements


"That's it Time for doggie to go the way of Old Yeller"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1983636114759164335)  2025-10-29T20:44Z 10.3K followers, 28K engagements


""You could get a part-time job." "Yeah I had one when I was in high school""  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1983654068192231578)  2025-10-29T21:55Z 10.3K followers, 255.2K engagements


""I got the mu. Oh my God Jimmy what happened" "Yes Jimmy. What happened""  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1984017259854229662)  2025-10-30T21:59Z 10.3K followers, 38.3K engagements


"This is gonna be my greatest victory ever except for the time I defeated my evil twin"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/1984029600528396462)  2025-10-30T22:48Z 10.3K followers, 35K engagements


"Oh boy I remember my first job. I was in a folk-music trio"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1984759401241289048)  2025-11-01T23:08Z 10.3K followers, 23.7K engagements


"Hey You know I should teach Chris about his Irish roots Besides We haven't spent any time together since we played Operation"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1986201013196292114)  2025-11-05T22:36Z 10.3K followers, 20.7K engagements


"Peter stop it God You're more clueless than Popeye"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1987134328145371235)  2025-11-08T12:25Z 10.3K followers, 23.5K engagements


"Trust me Chris. Sometimes it's better not to fit in"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/1988352017526292647)  2025-11-11T21:03Z 10.3K followers, 150K engagements


""Who the hell are you guys" ".We're the A-Team" "Get off my property" "Yeah that's probably a good idea. Let's go.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/1988736169106927695)  2025-11-12T22:30Z 10.3K followers, 33.1K engagements

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