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# ![@FICMBondTrader Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:26/cr:twitter::1725883298914648064.png) @FICMBondTrader Fixed Income Guy (top XXX% on bloomberg)

Fixed Income Guy, a prominent figure on Bloomberg, has been making waves with his blunt and often humorous takes on life, finance, and relationships. Recently, his comments have touched on topics such as dating, wealth, and career success, showcasing his outspoken personality. His online presence has garnered significant attention, with many users engaging with his thoughts and opinions.

### Engagements: XXXXX [#](/creator/twitter::1725883298914648064/interactions)
![Engagements Line Chart](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:600/cr:twitter::1725883298914648064/c:line/m:interactions.svg)

- X Week XXXXXXX +178%
- X Month XXXXXXX -XX%
- X Months XXXXXXXXX +133%
- X Year XXXXXXXXX +1,645%

### Mentions: XX [#](/creator/twitter::1725883298914648064/posts_active)
![Mentions Line Chart](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:600/cr:twitter::1725883298914648064/c:line/m:posts_active.svg)

- X Month XXX -XX%
- X Months XXXXX +35%
- X Year XXXXX +1,472%

### Followers: XXXXX [#](/creator/twitter::1725883298914648064/followers)
![Followers Line Chart](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:600/cr:twitter::1725883298914648064/c:line/m:followers.svg)

- X Week XXXXX +5.20%
- X Month XXXXX +10%
- X Months XXXXX +733%
- X Year XXXXX +1,922%

### CreatorRank: XXXXXXX [#](/creator/twitter::1725883298914648064/influencer_rank)
![CreatorRank Line Chart](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:600/cr:twitter::1725883298914648064/c:line/m:influencer_rank.svg)

### Social Influence [#](/creator/twitter::1725883298914648064/influence)
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**Social category influence**
[finance](/list/finance)  [celebrities](/list/celebrities)  [technology brands](/list/technology-brands)  [travel destinations](/list/travel-destinations)  [musicians](/list/musicians)  [cryptocurrencies](/list/cryptocurrencies)  [countries](/list/countries)  [social networks](/list/social-networks)  [stocks](/list/stocks) 

**Social topic influence**
[girls](/topic/girls), [women](/topic/women), [finance](/topic/finance), [intern](/topic/intern), [brad pitt](/topic/brad-pitt), [sydney](/topic/sydney), [gonna](/topic/gonna), [coldplay](/topic/coldplay), [lex](/topic/lex), [$4k](/topic/$4k)

**Top assets mentioned**
[Caught in 4K (4K)](/topic/$4k)
### Top Social Posts [#](/creator/twitter::1725883298914648064/posts)
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Top posts by engagements in the last XX hours

"Me explaining to girl A why I fucked girl B when they both in the same sorority"  
![@FICMBondTrader Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1725883298914648064.png) [@FICMBondTrader](/creator/x/FICMBondTrader) on [X](/post/tweet/1946961210252902762) 2025-07-20 15:51:39 UTC 3071 followers, XXX engagements


"Dudes will eat this everyday and be happy"  
![@FICMBondTrader Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1725883298914648064.png) [@FICMBondTrader](/creator/x/FICMBondTrader) on [X](/post/tweet/1945955803866845628) 2025-07-17 21:16:32 UTC 3070 followers, XXX engagements


"Ok I think I know the point of this app now XX% of girls go for X% of dudes. So the possibility of 23410 girls that are on the same roster is quite high. This app couldnt exist on the male side cuz XX% of males are going for XXX% of girls. It would be a cluster-fuck"  
![@FICMBondTrader Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1725883298914648064.png) [@FICMBondTrader](/creator/x/FICMBondTrader) on [X](/post/tweet/1947755938883989655) 2025-07-22 20:29:38 UTC 3073 followers, 2243 engagements


"Girls say the average dude makes 500k a year because the average dude on their roster makes 500k a year"  
![@FICMBondTrader Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1725883298914648064.png) [@FICMBondTrader](/creator/x/FICMBondTrader) on [X](/post/tweet/1947450945807216764) 2025-07-22 00:17:42 UTC 3070 followers, 1560 engagements


"Fully commission no salary no PTO etc is the modern day version of being a mercenary/gladiator/hunter/killer Girls think its hot. Salary is for Jewish daycare jobs"  
![@FICMBondTrader Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1725883298914648064.png) [@FICMBondTrader](/creator/x/FICMBondTrader) on [X](/post/tweet/1948323918948823153) 2025-07-24 10:06:35 UTC 3073 followers, XXX engagements


"I was at a funeral for a friends grandma The son talked about how EVERY. SINGLE. NIGHT. For XX years. She had dinner ready for her man at 6pm. AND she worked a job Nowadays the girls I have over cant make eggs without destroying the pan"  
![@FICMBondTrader Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1725883298914648064.png) [@FICMBondTrader](/creator/x/FICMBondTrader) on [X](/post/tweet/1948547627944993161) 2025-07-25 00:55:31 UTC 3071 followers, 3132 engagements


"I have a good friend whos a big hedgefund guy. Runs his own book. XX. Looks like Brad Pitt in his 30s but maybe not a lot of confidence when he speaks. Legit cannot find a GF. Hes slightly picky on apps but cannot get a match. These types of guys in the 90s with harems"  
![@FICMBondTrader Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1725883298914648064.png) [@FICMBondTrader](/creator/x/FICMBondTrader) on [X](/post/tweet/1948541871141351564) 2025-07-25 00:32:38 UTC 3066 followers, 132.2K engagements


"Sell side vs buy side 6am vs 9am Commission vs salary"  
![@FICMBondTrader Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1725883298914648064.png) [@FICMBondTrader](/creator/x/FICMBondTrader) on [X](/post/tweet/1947964496649076918) 2025-07-23 10:18:22 UTC 3070 followers, XXX engagements


"BRO I have got some stories of what happens when you approach that would make you reach for a rope"  
![@FICMBondTrader Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1725883298914648064.png) [@FICMBondTrader](/creator/x/FICMBondTrader) on [X](/post/tweet/1946263249827024970) 2025-07-18 17:38:13 UTC 3072 followers, 5738 engagements


"Man Im thinking about those trades tomorrow but its right now"  
![@FICMBondTrader Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1725883298914648064.png) [@FICMBondTrader](/creator/x/FICMBondTrader) on [X](/post/tweet/1949638974345187670) 2025-07-28 01:12:08 UTC 3066 followers, XXX engagements


"Sell side preparing for todays battle for commission. Live view"  
![@FICMBondTrader Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1725883298914648064.png) [@FICMBondTrader](/creator/x/FICMBondTrader) on [X](/post/tweet/1948321478803366169) 2025-07-24 09:56:53 UTC 3073 followers, XXX engagements


"Dudes get hit on once and remember it for X years They tell their boys yo remember that one time the girl came up to ME"  
![@FICMBondTrader Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1725883298914648064.png) [@FICMBondTrader](/creator/x/FICMBondTrader) on [X](/post/tweet/1947663878785032497) 2025-07-22 14:23:49 UTC 3070 followers, XXX engagements


"Being really good at video games is better than being really good at sports I know plenty of big fish small pond sports guys that are washed up chasing their senior year high and will still talk about it a decade later"  
![@FICMBondTrader Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1725883298914648064.png) [@FICMBondTrader](/creator/x/FICMBondTrader) on [X](/post/tweet/1949461975513075906) 2025-07-27 13:28:48 UTC 3066 followers, XXX engagements


"@DOmowale Africa receives billions of dollars from every 1st world country and you still need a YouTuber to come drill a well (Mr beast)"  
![@FICMBondTrader Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1725883298914648064.png) [@FICMBondTrader](/creator/x/FICMBondTrader) on [X](/post/tweet/1949639939341087067) 2025-07-28 01:15:58 UTC 3066 followers, XXX engagements


"Best advice I can give: -every year past XX is that much % harder to secure a high value dude"  
![@FICMBondTrader Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1725883298914648064.png) [@FICMBondTrader](/creator/x/FICMBondTrader) on [X](/post/tweet/1948538390372385081) 2025-07-25 00:18:49 UTC 3074 followers, XXX engagements


"REAL ESTATE TWITTER Is there a point to asking prior landlords if they are good tenants If they are bad tenants and the landlord wants them out wouldnt they just lie"  
![@FICMBondTrader Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1725883298914648064.png) [@FICMBondTrader](/creator/x/FICMBondTrader) on [X](/post/tweet/1948752260235710654) 2025-07-25 14:28:39 UTC 3070 followers, XXX engagements


"Love hearing from an expert on this subject matter"  
![@FICMBondTrader Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1725883298914648064.png) [@FICMBondTrader](/creator/x/FICMBondTrader) on [X](/post/tweet/1947610731509104874) 2025-07-22 10:52:37 UTC 3070 followers, XXX engagements


"Theres a giant wedding party. My boy walked up to them and goes who ordered the male stripper *jokingly* The girl goes I did and I thought they would be hotter Fuck"  
![@FICMBondTrader Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1725883298914648064.png) [@FICMBondTrader](/creator/x/FICMBondTrader) on [X](/post/tweet/1946775011127349720) 2025-07-20 03:31:46 UTC 3071 followers, XXX engagements


"Idk what girls are saying theres no dudes Ive been to X bars tonight and its 70-80% dudes"  
![@FICMBondTrader Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1725883298914648064.png) [@FICMBondTrader](/creator/x/FICMBondTrader) on [X](/post/tweet/1946807525883732175) 2025-07-20 05:40:58 UTC 3072 followers, 1111 engagements


"The losers saying why are you using a mouse in excel Are always back office slaves Im tip of the spear. Im not memorizing wagie shit"  
![@FICMBondTrader Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1725883298914648064.png) [@FICMBondTrader](/creator/x/FICMBondTrader) on [X](/post/tweet/1947987592273690894) 2025-07-23 11:50:08 UTC 3071 followers, XXX engagements


"HOLY SHIT DUDES ARE GETTING REVIEWS LIKE THEY ARE A FUCKING RESTAURANT"  
![@FICMBondTrader Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1725883298914648064.png) [@FICMBondTrader](/creator/x/FICMBondTrader) on [X](/post/tweet/1947685127221334329) 2025-07-22 15:48:15 UTC 3071 followers, 2388 engagements


"Your girl asking you where we going for dinner looking like this. Whats your reply"  
![@FICMBondTrader Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1725883298914648064.png) [@FICMBondTrader](/creator/x/FICMBondTrader) on [X](/post/tweet/1946632596655378850) 2025-07-19 18:05:52 UTC 3070 followers, 1519 engagements


"Also this chart says the top X% of men XX% of the time marry a girl with no college degree In either case the dude doesn't give a shit about her degree. She likely just happens to have one cuz most hot girls have rich parents that paid for it"  
![@FICMBondTrader Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1725883298914648064.png) [@FICMBondTrader](/creator/x/FICMBondTrader) on [X](/post/tweet/1947390023864566007) 2025-07-21 20:15:37 UTC 3070 followers, 2709 engagements


"@lexbutevil Yoooo imagine being a girl and 306k dudes went to bed with lotion in their hands thinking about your photo"  
![@FICMBondTrader Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1725883298914648064.png) [@FICMBondTrader](/creator/x/FICMBondTrader) on [X](/post/tweet/1941097863322497185) 2025-07-04 11:32:49 UTC 3070 followers, 1056 engagements


"Intern wearing no bra and nips pierced (in finance)"  
![@FICMBondTrader Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1725883298914648064.png) [@FICMBondTrader](/creator/x/FICMBondTrader) on [X](/post/tweet/1944840238066545140) 2025-07-14 19:23:40 UTC 3073 followers, 7133 engagements


"@Brooke_Lin1 @chismosavirus My guy she is rehashing yesterdays rage bait"  
![@FICMBondTrader Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1725883298914648064.png) [@FICMBondTrader](/creator/x/FICMBondTrader) on [X](/post/tweet/1948561337900003740) 2025-07-25 01:50:00 UTC 3070 followers, 4843 engagements


"@kaitduffy At least you get good morning text 😤I just get pay me $XXX or Im keeping it extortion texts"  
![@FICMBondTrader Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1725883298914648064.png) [@FICMBondTrader](/creator/x/FICMBondTrader) on [X](/post/tweet/1949471584801923250) 2025-07-27 14:06:59 UTC 3070 followers, XXX engagements


"The amount of girls turning down GENERATIONAL wealth so they can fuck around in their 20s is insane Like girl that pro athlete aint taking you past XX. You need to lock him down early 20s or its game over"  
![@FICMBondTrader Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1725883298914648064.png) [@FICMBondTrader](/creator/x/FICMBondTrader) on [X](/post/tweet/1949122884758049260) 2025-07-26 15:01:23 UTC 3068 followers, 1254 engagements


"@jakeshieldsajj Its mathematically impossible for 6mm Jews to die during the years of the war let alone majority in the last year when they were actually dying"  
![@FICMBondTrader Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1725883298914648064.png) [@FICMBondTrader](/creator/x/FICMBondTrader) on [X](/post/tweet/1946499061621592286) 2025-07-19 09:15:15 UTC 3071 followers, 1575 engagements


"@hellenomania @churrascooooo You are so poor you cant even get a blue check mark"  
![@FICMBondTrader Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1725883298914648064.png) [@FICMBondTrader](/creator/x/FICMBondTrader) on [X](/post/tweet/1946350406826909818) 2025-07-18 23:24:33 UTC 3071 followers, 8871 engagements


"You are always only 800lbs away from your dream body"  
![@FICMBondTrader Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1725883298914648064.png) [@FICMBondTrader](/creator/x/FICMBondTrader) on [X](/post/tweet/1947830620392198295) 2025-07-23 01:26:23 UTC 3071 followers, XXX engagements


"When you buy groceries for $XX a meal AND have to cook when you can just get chipotle for $X a meal"  
![@FICMBondTrader Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1725883298914648064.png) [@FICMBondTrader](/creator/x/FICMBondTrader) on [X](/post/tweet/1948375242679689456) 2025-07-24 13:30:31 UTC 3070 followers, XXX engagements


"The law needs to be fixed where if your girl is caught red handed cheating on you she gets nothing The girl will get half his shit no matter what. Its wild"  
![@FICMBondTrader Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1725883298914648064.png) [@FICMBondTrader](/creator/x/FICMBondTrader) on [X](/post/tweet/1947362680345329876) 2025-07-21 18:26:57 UTC 3071 followers, XXX engagements


"Me on the sell side with the one buy side analyst I cover"  
![@FICMBondTrader Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1725883298914648064.png) [@FICMBondTrader](/creator/x/FICMBondTrader) on [X](/post/tweet/1948538877238804755) 2025-07-25 00:20:45 UTC 3070 followers, 1044 engagements


"SELL SIDE OVER HERE EATING LIKE A GLADIATOR🤑⚔ EATING AT THE DESK CUZ NO BREAKS 😤😤 BUY SIDE GETTING GAY ASS SALADS 🤢😂"  
![@FICMBondTrader Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1725883298914648064.png) [@FICMBondTrader](/creator/x/FICMBondTrader) on [X](/post/tweet/1948778049308144023) 2025-07-25 16:11:08 UTC 3066 followers, 40.2K engagements


"The type of retards that buy blue apron meal kits where you have to pay restaurant prices AND cook the food yourself"  
![@FICMBondTrader Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1725883298914648064.png) [@FICMBondTrader](/creator/x/FICMBondTrader) on [X](/post/tweet/1948185342273626181) 2025-07-24 00:55:55 UTC 3073 followers, XXX engagements


"@lexbutevil What Im looking at when lex speaks to me"  
![@FICMBondTrader Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1725883298914648064.png) [@FICMBondTrader](/creator/x/FICMBondTrader) on [X](/post/tweet/1947764168674714034) 2025-07-22 21:02:20 UTC 3071 followers, 17.7K engagements


"I have to remind myself girls on here getting 5k+ DMs are usually crazy"  
![@FICMBondTrader Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1725883298914648064.png) [@FICMBondTrader](/creator/x/FICMBondTrader) on [X](/post/tweet/1947742428196393169) 2025-07-22 19:35:56 UTC 3071 followers, XXX engagements


"I have a friend who shares a X bed X bath with one roommate The other roommate is bringing in his GF into his bedroom. Effectively they are all sharing common space + bathroom If rent is $4k - what should their split be (The girl also does OF for 160k a month)"  
![@FICMBondTrader Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1725883298914648064.png) [@FICMBondTrader](/creator/x/FICMBondTrader) on [X](/post/tweet/1945102987115811294) 2025-07-15 12:47:45 UTC 3071 followers, 2977 engagements


"if an intern came with me dressed like this i'd be impressed"  
![@FICMBondTrader Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1725883298914648064.png) [@FICMBondTrader](/creator/x/FICMBondTrader) on [X](/post/tweet/1949553815385960583) 2025-07-27 19:33:45 UTC 3066 followers, XXX engagements


"@woodyVSworld Delete the 2nd and 3rd word"  
![@FICMBondTrader Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1725883298914648064.png) [@FICMBondTrader](/creator/x/FICMBondTrader) on [X](/post/tweet/1946371541672894807) 2025-07-19 00:48:32 UTC 3071 followers, 62.6K engagements


"Now if the roles were reversed it would get banned from the Apple Store. In fact they had something like this for girls called isanyoneup .com and the dude who created it got sent to prison"  
![@FICMBondTrader Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1725883298914648064.png) [@FICMBondTrader](/creator/x/FICMBondTrader) on [X](/post/tweet/1947685707721388203) 2025-07-22 15:50:33 UTC 3070 followers, XXX engagements


"@sterling_west24 They dont look that either cuz soft spoken"  
![@FICMBondTrader Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1725883298914648064.png) [@FICMBondTrader](/creator/x/FICMBondTrader) on [X](/post/tweet/1948560190749507715) 2025-07-25 01:45:26 UTC 3071 followers, 10.1K engagements


"Dudes will know random sports facts from 100yrs ago but forget their moms birthday"  
![@FICMBondTrader Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1725883298914648064.png) [@FICMBondTrader](/creator/x/FICMBondTrader) on [X](/post/tweet/1948735373925822598) 2025-07-25 13:21:33 UTC 3071 followers, XXX engagements


"@baja_my_blast If this was reversed it would be banned from the App Store and the creator would be in jail"  
![@FICMBondTrader Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1725883298914648064.png) [@FICMBondTrader](/creator/x/FICMBondTrader) on [X](/post/tweet/1947992903655072083) 2025-07-23 12:11:14 UTC 3066 followers, 9527 engagements


"@lexbutevil My POV every time lex speaks to me"  
![@FICMBondTrader Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1725883298914648064.png) [@FICMBondTrader](/creator/x/FICMBondTrader) on [X](/post/tweet/1948719328104215009) 2025-07-25 12:17:47 UTC 3069 followers, XXX engagements


"The rich buy time The poor buy stuff The ambitious buy skills The lazy buy distractions"  
![@FICMBondTrader Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1725883298914648064.png) [@FICMBondTrader](/creator/x/FICMBondTrader) on [X](/post/tweet/1948365846440489444) 2025-07-24 12:53:11 UTC 3071 followers, XXX engagements


"@_scorpiogirl__ SMH MY BOSS SAW THIS AT WORK"  
![@FICMBondTrader Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1725883298914648064.png) [@FICMBondTrader](/creator/x/FICMBondTrader) on [X](/post/tweet/1948797089544302839) 2025-07-25 17:26:47 UTC 3071 followers, XX engagements


"@Degen_CPA These egirls would make him see Jesus"  
![@FICMBondTrader Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1725883298914648064.png) [@FICMBondTrader](/creator/x/FICMBondTrader) on [X](/post/tweet/1948560354205945955) 2025-07-25 01:46:05 UTC 3071 followers, 9737 engagements


"Wonder how many girls phones I am in as Free NOBU"  
![@FICMBondTrader Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1725883298914648064.png) [@FICMBondTrader](/creator/x/FICMBondTrader) on [X](/post/tweet/1945989496144609727) 2025-07-17 23:30:25 UTC 3071 followers, XXX engagements


"They dont let me lecture the interns in the class anymore because I told them last year This job will die to electronic systems within X years. Even if we dont none of you will make it here because there is no salary. You literally have to want to be rich so bad youd died and none of you have that trait cuz you all nepo babies Now I cant speak to them anymore"  
![@FICMBondTrader Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1725883298914648064.png) [@FICMBondTrader](/creator/x/FICMBondTrader) on [X](/post/tweet/1945958584694559052) 2025-07-17 21:27:35 UTC 3071 followers, 1713 engagements


"Ive never seen a successful person watch sports on the TV talk about sports or give a fuck about sports. Its made to distract poor people"  
![@FICMBondTrader Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1725883298914648064.png) [@FICMBondTrader](/creator/x/FICMBondTrader) on [X](/post/tweet/1945464331086258535) 2025-07-16 12:43:36 UTC 3072 followers, 2129 engagements


"This is why people dont go out and do things anymore - everyone is recording you"  
![@FICMBondTrader Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1725883298914648064.png) [@FICMBondTrader](/creator/x/FICMBondTrader) on [X](/post/tweet/1949639183531671831) 2025-07-28 01:12:58 UTC 3066 followers, XXX engagements


"@churrascooooo Are you at all the poor people places All the finance guy hang outs are XX% dudes"  
![@FICMBondTrader Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1725883298914648064.png) [@FICMBondTrader](/creator/x/FICMBondTrader) on [X](/post/tweet/1945565365653721118) 2025-07-16 19:25:04 UTC 3068 followers, 95.4K engagements


"The worst part of the COLDPLAY thing was everyone feeling sorry for the WIFE of the man / saying how shes gonna rake her half But not a peep about the HUSBAND of the HR lady whos still losing his half to her anyways"  
![@FICMBondTrader Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1725883298914648064.png) [@FICMBondTrader](/creator/x/FICMBondTrader) on [X](/post/tweet/1947083306903707783) 2025-07-20 23:56:50 UTC 3070 followers, 1708 engagements


"@zacurate @energydumbshit Girls dont like the Brad Pitt look anymore I think"  
![@FICMBondTrader Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1725883298914648064.png) [@FICMBondTrader](/creator/x/FICMBondTrader) on [X](/post/tweet/1948735072275751273) 2025-07-25 13:20:21 UTC 3070 followers, XXX engagements


"Girls be like cant decide which photo I like better and its the exact same photo"  
![@FICMBondTrader Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1725883298914648064.png) [@FICMBondTrader](/creator/x/FICMBondTrader) on [X](/post/tweet/1946163690786423040) 2025-07-18 11:02:36 UTC 3071 followers, XXX engagements


"Boss: "What's with all these pictures all over your monitor again" Me: "My reply guy duties. You wouldn't get it.""  
![@FICMBondTrader Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1725883298914648064.png) [@FICMBondTrader](/creator/x/FICMBondTrader) on [X](/post/tweet/1948074216089174505) 2025-07-23 17:34:21 UTC 3070 followers, 10K engagements


"@BritHugoboom So false rpe allegations are a thing"  
![@FICMBondTrader Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1725883298914648064.png) [@FICMBondTrader](/creator/x/FICMBondTrader) on [X](/post/tweet/1948182360182177862) 2025-07-24 00:44:04 UTC 3070 followers, 4572 engagements


"I think the dudes are just mad they can't play the game. They would be doing the exact same thing as her in her shoes. Dudes have to work or die Girls can do whatever that is. Welcome to the game of life"  
![@FICMBondTrader Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1725883298914648064.png) [@FICMBondTrader](/creator/x/FICMBondTrader) on [X](/post/tweet/1946234292872351838) 2025-07-18 15:43:09 UTC 3071 followers, 1371 engagements


"Just had someone submit an application to my apartment as Princess LaWasha with a credit score in the 500s. Must be princess of Zimbabwe"  
![@FICMBondTrader Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1725883298914648064.png) [@FICMBondTrader](/creator/x/FICMBondTrader) on [X](/post/tweet/1946635862176915548) 2025-07-19 18:18:50 UTC 3070 followers, 1613 engagements


"So let me get this straight: -you can be a IT service worker in the military -do X years 18-22 -come out with $4k a month TAX FREE -live in rural America forever never work a job again in your life"  
![@FICMBondTrader Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1725883298914648064.png) [@FICMBondTrader](/creator/x/FICMBondTrader) on [X](/post/tweet/1948828613995876809) 2025-07-25 19:32:03 UTC 3070 followers, 2065 engagements


"Why did my intern just squeeze his iced coffee all over his desk and took a video of it"  
![@FICMBondTrader Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1725883298914648064.png) [@FICMBondTrader](/creator/x/FICMBondTrader) on [X](/post/tweet/1948122889234124978) 2025-07-23 20:47:45 UTC 3071 followers, 5424 engagements


"Like if your girl cheats on you - and you want a divorce - she still takes half your shit. The judge doesnt care about the reason"  
![@FICMBondTrader Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1725883298914648064.png) [@FICMBondTrader](/creator/x/FICMBondTrader) on [X](/post/tweet/1947087038244696305) 2025-07-21 00:11:39 UTC 3070 followers, XXX engagements


"Big naturals that look like they are big fakes"  
![@FICMBondTrader Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1725883298914648064.png) [@FICMBondTrader](/creator/x/FICMBondTrader) on [X](/post/tweet/1946664938102993042) 2025-07-19 20:14:23 UTC 3071 followers, 1084 engagements


"Sometimes its better to be lucky than good"  
![@FICMBondTrader Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1725883298914648064.png) [@FICMBondTrader](/creator/x/FICMBondTrader) on [X](/post/tweet/1949611268173660397) 2025-07-27 23:22:03 UTC 3066 followers, XXX engagements


"@MackenMurphy This is because rich girls all go to college at a rate of near XXX% and marry rich guys in their zip code"  
![@FICMBondTrader Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1725883298914648064.png) [@FICMBondTrader](/creator/x/FICMBondTrader) on [X](/post/tweet/1947328820027261067) 2025-07-21 16:12:24 UTC 3070 followers, 5370 engagements