# ![@EmoPhilips Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:26/cr:twitter::45724110.png) @EmoPhilips Emo Philips

Emo Philips posts on X about philips, if you, twitter, earth the most. They currently have [-------] followers and [---] posts still getting attention that total [------] engagements in the last [--] hours.

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### Social Influence

**Social category influence**
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**Social topic influence**
[philips](/topic/philips) #26, [if you](/topic/if-you), [twitter](/topic/twitter), [earth](/topic/earth), [paris](/topic/paris), [in the](/topic/in-the), [emo](/topic/emo) #121, [planet](/topic/planet), [solar](/topic/solar), [france](/topic/france)

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### Top Social Posts
Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours

"so its NOT my imagination Australia is moving [--] cm North every year. https://t.co/ynsegPhZ5G Australia is moving [--] cm North every year. https://t.co/ynsegPhZ5G"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1882184959240417334)  2025-01-22T21:53Z 107.3K followers, 562.2K engagements


"why cant my brain be on my side for just once They are not moving your brain is tricking you 🎞 jagarikin https://t.co/032Rg4QeV3 They are not moving your brain is tricking you 🎞 jagarikin https://t.co/032Rg4QeV3"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EmoPhilips/status/2012982154653798557)  2026-01-18T20:15Z 107.2K followers, 677.9K engagements


"doesnt it realize that if I prosper it prospers"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EmoPhilips/status/2012996322224210164)  2026-01-18T21:11Z 107.2K followers, 28.4K engagements


"If you live in or near (plus I am now accepting under) Salt Lake City: http://www.emophilips.com/shows http://www.emophilips.com/shows"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EmoPhilips/status/2016354030881284243)  2026-01-28T03:33Z 107.2K followers, [----] engagements


"The Big Hey What Does THIS Button Do If the BIG BANG started everything what existed before it https://t.co/0ifsIHlDcI If the BIG BANG started everything what existed before it https://t.co/0ifsIHlDcI"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EmoPhilips/status/2017489728690655278)  2026-01-31T06:46Z 107.2K followers, [----] engagements


"in retrospect it was a mistake not being a billionaire before heading into this pandemic"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1337063153067290627)  2020-12-10T15:54Z 107.3K followers, 35.1K engagements


"In the future every boat will be seaworthy for fifteen minutes - Andy Warped Hull A brand-new luxury yacht valued at $1M USD sank just [--] minutes after its maiden launch. https://t.co/KDsI0j6Gae A brand-new luxury yacht valued at $1M USD sank just [--] minutes after its maiden launch. https://t.co/KDsI0j6Gae"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EmoPhilips/status/2016659016035029131)  2026-01-28T23:45Z 107.2K followers, 56.9K engagements


"yes except for tax preparation Do you trust dogs more than humans 🐶 Please answer YES or NO. https://t.co/5c1g48xvZw Do you trust dogs more than humans 🐶 Please answer YES or NO. https://t.co/5c1g48xvZw"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EmoPhilips/status/1964445926078263482)  2025-09-06T21:49Z 107.2K followers, 35K engagements


"The Emo Philips Plays Columbus Fort Wayne & Toledo Tour is delighted (& relieved) to add the following cities: Columbus Fort Wayne Toledo http://www.emophilips.com/shows http://www.emophilips.com/shows"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EmoPhilips/status/2019561537913094211)  2026-02-05T23:59Z 107.3K followers, 15.4K engagements


"Not true I knew it at once Only the nerds will know what this is. https://t.co/k1V0bmChnB Only the nerds will know what this is. https://t.co/k1V0bmChnB"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EmoPhilips/status/2021736163892232594)  2026-02-12T00:00Z 107.3K followers, 22.7K engagements


"Im touring with Tim Cavanagh but he doesnt live nearby so for this video hell be represented by my cat; I only hope Tim & I will have mastered this trick by the time we play Columbus (Feb 18) Ft Wayne (Feb 19-21) or at the latest Toledo (Feb 22). http://www.emophilips.com/shows/ http://www.emophilips.com/shows/"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EmoPhilips/status/2022432402522673317)  2026-02-13T22:07Z 107.3K followers, 12.4K engagements


"worst limerick ever There was a lady in England Sarah Colwill who had a severe migraine/stroke-like event that caused Foreign Accent Syndrome (FAS). She woke up sounding as if she had a Chinese accent https://t.co/UAZ7WZoWbh There was a lady in England Sarah Colwill who had a severe migraine/stroke-like event that caused Foreign Accent Syndrome (FAS). She woke up sounding as if she had a Chinese accent https://t.co/UAZ7WZoWbh"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EmoPhilips/status/2014551817053732992)  2026-01-23T04:12Z 107.3K followers, 286.8K engagements


"youll know youve reached it when you say the quiet part oort cloud The Oort cloud. Where the solar system ends. https://t.co/vNSWWW9bfp The Oort cloud. Where the solar system ends. https://t.co/vNSWWW9bfp"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EmoPhilips/status/2019939032533520398)  2026-02-07T00:59Z 107.3K followers, 62.4K engagements


"Happy Valentines Day"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EmoPhilips/status/2022628702224523691)  2026-02-14T11:07Z 107.3K followers, 23.3K engagements


"Equinox is Greek for Horse-Ox assumed by the ancients to be equal at pulling: the horse autumnal apple carts; the ox plows in the spring"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EmoPhilips/status/1043625980231933952)  2018-09-22T22:19Z 118.4K followers, [---] engagements


"evergreen tweet Rockefeller Center Christmas Tree arrives in NYC https://t.co/7KKJpI6fkt https://t.co/xlFeeHyKL1 Rockefeller Center Christmas Tree arrives in NYC https://t.co/7KKJpI6fkt https://t.co/xlFeeHyKL1"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1193422096174440449)  2019-11-10T06:56Z 107.3K followers, 27K engagements


"now THATS a ted talk Killer whales explain the mystery of the menopause https://t.co/JoGo08XXiM Killer whales explain the mystery of the menopause https://t.co/JoGo08XXiM"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1231003965476700161)  2020-02-21T23:53Z 107.3K followers, [----] engagements


"as if we needed more bad news Stegosaurus footprints found on Isle of Skye https://t.co/dtbxd7oTEd Stegosaurus footprints found on Isle of Skye https://t.co/dtbxd7oTEd"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1237855186573340675)  2020-03-11T21:37Z 107.3K followers, 19.9K engagements


"Please listen to Satan The Americans defying Palm Sunday quarantines: 'Satan's trying to keep us apart' https://t.co/Jewskldq24 https://t.co/k85X1pACXn The Americans defying Palm Sunday quarantines: 'Satan's trying to keep us apart' https://t.co/Jewskldq24 https://t.co/k85X1pACXn"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1246563766998716416)  2020-04-04T22:22Z 107.3K followers, 72.4K engagements


"its silly to believe an illness can stem from having sex with a demon but just to be safe Im giving it up anyway"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1288495233357844481)  2020-07-29T15:22Z 107.3K followers, [----] engagements


"But Americas far more populated; you need to multiply this by ten Canada reports zero COVID-19 deaths for first time since March https://t.co/f9DYTD80zJ https://t.co/n9F2T6ga88 Canada reports zero COVID-19 deaths for first time since March https://t.co/f9DYTD80zJ https://t.co/n9F2T6ga88"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1304799114433949699)  2020-09-12T15:08Z 107.3K followers, 23.4K engagements


"Poll: Id be perfectly fine with living in a dictatorship Yes Yes Yes Yes"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1308993152368488448)  2020-09-24T04:54Z 107.3K followers, [----] engagements


"what if that was some kids wish The former CEO of Make-A-Wish Iowa has been arrested on felony charges alleging she embezzled tens of thousands of dollars from the charity that supports sick children the group confirmed Friday https://t.co/0r2vCqod98 The former CEO of Make-A-Wish Iowa has been arrested on felony charges alleging she embezzled tens of thousands of dollars from the charity that supports sick children the group confirmed Friday https://t.co/0r2vCqod98"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1352756021509332994)  2021-01-22T23:12Z 107.3K followers, 21.9K engagements


"next pandemic is it okay if we do science right off the bat"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1387122017074171904)  2021-04-27T19:10Z 107.3K followers, 174.9K engagements


"you couldve just told us"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EmoPhilips/status/1395404309420929025)  2021-05-20T15:41Z 110.8K followers, 47.4K engagements


"the defense wheezing searches its pockets for its inhaler then remembers it left it at home that morning next to the coffee maker where it had placed it the night before as a reminder to bring it to court the next morning"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EmoPhilips/status/1402353945876439040)  2021-06-08T19:56Z 118.1K followers, [---] engagements


"even if this should turn out to be some sort of camera trickery it is still amazing"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EmoPhilips/status/1415492116243881989)  2021-07-15T02:03Z 118.5K followers, 30.8K engagements


"hey just noticed: theres no more smallpox"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1418676948302131201)  2021-07-23T20:58Z 107.3K followers, 10.2K engagements


"the vampire bat has a scary name but does much good eating up to twice its weight in vampires every year"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1454989049035251722)  2021-11-01T01:49Z 107.3K followers, [----] engagements


"no one on twitter has the right to complain about losing an hour"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1503102663172493313)  2022-03-13T20:16Z 107.3K followers, 43.4K engagements


"how embarrassing Tardigrade is first multicellular organism to be quantum entangled https://t.co/lF6a8si6AL Tardigrade is first multicellular organism to be quantum entangled https://t.co/lF6a8si6AL"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EmoPhilips/status/1519909250528694274)  2022-04-29T05:19Z 118.1K followers, [----] engagements


"that will hurt the economy The universe could stop expanding 'remarkably soon' study suggests https://t.co/TIFZ7CQP5F https://t.co/x7CJBWhpFt The universe could stop expanding 'remarkably soon' study suggests https://t.co/TIFZ7CQP5F https://t.co/x7CJBWhpFt"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1523189771354329089)  2022-05-08T06:35Z 107.3K followers, [----] engagements


"to those who toil long lonely hours without thanks let alone remuneration to colorize vintage photos & film: please stop"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1599894129747456000)  2022-12-05T22:30Z 107.3K followers, [----] engagements


"dont forget tonight to set your calendars forward a year"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1609291577243111424)  2022-12-31T20:53Z 107.3K followers, 286.3K engagements


"its obvious the artist had never seen a real dragon baby dragon france 15th century https://t.co/Sw9bjwCQfp baby dragon france 15th century https://t.co/Sw9bjwCQfp"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1693440363602866640)  2023-08-21T01:50Z 107.3K followers, 569.3K engagements


"it never fails to sadden me every time I reflect on how blas we in the 3rd millennium are about lifelike taxidermy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EmoPhilips/status/1693789946853953776)  2023-08-22T00:59Z 117.6K followers, [----] engagements


"The Emo Philips: Guaranteed No Cannibalism Tour will hit Spokane Oct [--] & Portland [----] hours later; for tkts (short for tickets) plz (short for please) click @spokanecc or @HeliumComedyPdx respectively"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EmoPhilips/status/1702113646216888578)  2023-09-14T00:14Z 118.1K followers, 111.8K engagements


"at least V times a day how often do you guys think about the roman empire how often do you guys think about the roman empire"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1702865191556542557)  2023-09-16T02:01Z 107.3K followers, 417.6K engagements


"I am flattered slash flabbergasted to have been chosen by the renowned sci-fi author @RobertJSawyer (whose latest book on Audible is voiced by Brendan Fraser) to be the human with whom hed like to enjoy the apocalypse"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EmoPhilips/status/1723456600999088392)  2023-11-11T21:44Z 117.6K followers, 16.5K engagements


"I am over-the-moon through-the-roof to Grandmothers-house-we-go honored to have been chosen by Bob to read 21% of his poems out loud. Hear here:"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EmoPhilips/status/1727461521687798073)  2023-11-22T22:58Z 118.5K followers, 36K engagements


"If youd like to treat yourself to @mrbobodenkirks poems while driving but are fearful of not looking up from the book in time to avert a crash please let me Maria Bamford Ron Funches Samuel Robert Epstein & Bob himself shepherd them into your brain"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EmoPhilips/status/1728197668395205026)  2023-11-24T23:43Z 118.1K followers, 19.6K engagements


"Couldnt resist getting this at the Christmas tree ornament rescue"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EmoPhilips/status/1730021334015701410)  2023-11-30T00:30Z 118.1K followers, [----] engagements


"got a cool new Christmas tree ornament"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EmoPhilips/status/1730038649860059235)  2023-11-30T01:38Z 118.1K followers, [----] engagements


"cant think of a better day to wish you a merry Christmas"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EmoPhilips/status/1739276610048794803)  2023-12-25T13:27Z 117.6K followers, 120.9K engagements


"dont forget tonight to set your calendars forward a year"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EmoPhilips/status/1741452247857549681)  2023-12-31T13:32Z 117.6K followers, 157.4K engagements


"I kick off [--] as I do every year with my apology to this chimp To the chimp I laughed at in a psychology textbook that was addicted to flushing a toilet again & again & again: I'm on Twitter now I get it To the chimp I laughed at in a psychology textbook that was addicted to flushing a toilet again & again & again: I'm on Twitter now I get it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1741876563988386250)  2024-01-01T17:38Z [--] followers, 78.7K engagements


"this is just going to get everyone agitated BREAKING 🚨: A newly discovered asteroid the size of [--] washing machines will approach within [------] miles of Earth tomorrow (Feb. 22) https://t.co/zaQxLk8rrj BREAKING 🚨: A newly discovered asteroid the size of [--] washing machines will approach within [------] miles of Earth tomorrow (Feb. 22) https://t.co/zaQxLk8rrj"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EmoPhilips/status/1760691278634004856)  2024-02-22T15:41Z 117.7K followers, 130.3K engagements


"new year's resolution: to work on my timing"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1764306421716558144)  2024-03-03T15:06Z 107.3K followers, 123K engagements


"now is the vernal equinox of our discontent"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EmoPhilips/status/1770254853253791769)  2024-03-20T01:03Z 117.7K followers, 27.2K engagements


"I hope someone is taking a photo of the eclipse"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EmoPhilips/status/1777400941009924309)  2024-04-08T18:19Z 117.7K followers, 52.9K engagements


"I take back everything Ive said This is how Jupiter protects Earth. It acts as a gatekeeper for our planet preventing most asteroids from entering the inner orbits of the solar system. https://t.co/CYWwUNTlVq This is how Jupiter protects Earth. It acts as a gatekeeper for our planet preventing most asteroids from entering the inner orbits of the solar system. https://t.co/CYWwUNTlVq"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1778936084132716931)  2024-04-12T23:59Z 107.3K followers, 270.7K engagements


"If you live in or near (plus I am now accepting under) Lafayette LA I humbly implore you to catch me on June 20; to wit: https://acadianacenterforthearts.org/whats-happening/performances/comedy-club/ https://acadianacenterforthearts.org/whats-happening/performances/comedy-club/"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EmoPhilips/status/1785791018354528416)  2024-05-01T21:58Z 117.7K followers, 56.1K engagements


"My Louisiana tour would not be complete without at least two shows there. I am thus ecstatic to announce that in addition to Lafayette on June 20th I will be in New Orleans the Saturday before; I beg you to bathe in the particulars: http://www.emophilips.com http://www.emophilips.com"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EmoPhilips/status/1787997846693965893)  2024-05-08T00:08Z 117.7K followers, 10.2K engagements


"I think it's actually kind of nice that idiots can be useful"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EmoPhilips/status/1789088719758356568)  2024-05-11T00:22Z 117.7K followers, 47.2K engagements


"everyone wants to be needed"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EmoPhilips/status/1789101421402656817)  2024-05-11T01:13Z 117.7K followers, 12.9K engagements


"I've added a show in Las Vegas to the zero I had before. https://www.wiseguyscomedy.com/nevada/las-vegas/town-square/e/emo-philips https://www.wiseguyscomedy.com/nevada/las-vegas/town-square/e/emo-philips"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EmoPhilips/status/1790512292314173873)  2024-05-14T22:39Z 117.7K followers, 10.3K engagements


"thanks for giving away my children's book plot King cobra bites python. Python constricts cobra. Cobra gets crushed to death. Python dies from the cobras venom. 🤯 https://t.co/U4hcBOS0PZ King cobra bites python. Python constricts cobra. Cobra gets crushed to death. Python dies from the cobras venom. 🤯 https://t.co/U4hcBOS0PZ"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EmoPhilips/status/1791800408790450292)  2024-05-18T11:58Z 117.7K followers, 128.8K engagements


"though I do concede it works better with snakes"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EmoPhilips/status/1791812759753240911)  2024-05-18T12:47Z 117.7K followers, [----] engagements


"no man can run that fast Czech president injured while racing motorcycle https://t.co/XalUKmSOOp Czech president injured while racing motorcycle https://t.co/XalUKmSOOp"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1794154741897068633)  2024-05-24T23:53Z 107.3K followers, 407.2K engagements


"then by gum I will There is no better reason to stay on twitter than Emo Philips. There is no better reason to stay on twitter than Emo Philips"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EmoPhilips/status/1794502088883667426)  2024-05-25T22:53Z 117.8K followers, 15.6K engagements


"In but [---] fortnights I'll be luxuriating in the preternatural pleasure of playing New Orleans; I most humbly exhort you to bathe in the particulars: https://laughlife.standuptix.com/events/emo-philips-live-in-new-orleans https://laughlife.standuptix.com/events/emo-philips-live-in-new-orleans"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EmoPhilips/status/1794534236260851935)  2024-05-26T01:01Z 117.9K followers, 18.3K engagements


"5/14ths of a fortnight after that I'll be in Lafayette: https://www.simpletix.com/e/emo-philips-tickets-147787 https://www.simpletix.com/e/emo-philips-tickets-147787"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EmoPhilips/status/1795252045529923722)  2024-05-28T00:33Z 118K followers, 24K engagements


"Whichever performance you opt to attend I meekly pray that you will please kindly say hello (or your colorful local Louisiana equivalent) afterwards"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EmoPhilips/status/1795971094551384398)  2024-05-30T00:10Z 118K followers, [----] engagements


"The "Emo Philips: Guaranteed No Cannibalism" Tour will soon be savoring its Louisiana leg: New Orleans June 15th; Lafayette June 20th. Partake: https://www.emophilips.com/ https://www.emophilips.com/"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EmoPhilips/status/1797395567741702605)  2024-06-02T22:31Z 118K followers, 54.9K engagements


"was the spine bent Uri Geller returns library book [--] years late https://t.co/KMNBPM3Ssc Uri Geller returns library book [--] years late https://t.co/KMNBPM3Ssc"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EmoPhilips/status/1798176092651724908)  2024-06-05T02:12Z 117.9K followers, 101K engagements


"Update: my New Orleans show is now but half a fortnight away. https://laughlife.standuptix.com/events/emo-philips-live-in-new-orleans https://laughlife.standuptix.com/events/emo-philips-live-in-new-orleans"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EmoPhilips/status/1799554215645417559)  2024-06-08T21:28Z 117.9K followers, [----] engagements


"Off to New Orleans https://laughlife.standuptix.com/events/emo-philips-live-in-new-orleans https://laughlife.standuptix.com/events/emo-philips-live-in-new-orleans"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EmoPhilips/status/1801260252525941187)  2024-06-13T14:28Z 117.9K followers, 26.8K engagements


"Still on the runway"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EmoPhilips/status/1801723304157614313)  2024-06-14T21:08Z 117.9K followers, 12.6K engagements


"Okay now it's getting ridiculous"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EmoPhilips/status/1801793598142222649)  2024-06-15T01:47Z 117.9K followers, [----] engagements


"I do hope I haven't bitten off more than I can chew. Bold promise. Let's see how it holds up. Bold promise. Let's see how it holds up"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EmoPhilips/status/1802103676208635968)  2024-06-15T22:19Z 117.9K followers, 17.6K engagements


"a thank-you card If someone handed you $5M right now what would be the first thing you would buy If someone handed you $5M right now what would be the first thing you would buy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1805107858939551865)  2024-06-24T05:17Z 107.3K followers, 94K engagements


"I've added a show in Salt Lake City to the zero I had before. https://www.wiseguyscomedy.com/utah/west-jordan/jordan-landing/e/emo-philips https://www.wiseguyscomedy.com/utah/west-jordan/jordan-landing/e/emo-philips"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EmoPhilips/status/1806449857764491375)  2024-06-27T22:09Z 118.2K followers, [----] engagements


"so it's NOT my imagination The rotation of Earths inner core may be slowing down. https://t.co/0Q7naB99cK The rotation of Earths inner core may be slowing down. https://t.co/0Q7naB99cK"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1807049663419498765)  2024-06-29T13:53Z 107.3K followers, 161.9K engagements


"you know what might be fun if things were strange right now"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EmoPhilips/status/1807958913259823579)  2024-07-02T02:06Z 118.2K followers, [----] engagements


"If you live in or near (plus I am now accepting under) Denver: https://www.comedyworks.com/comedians/emo-philips https://www.comedyworks.com/comedians/emo-philips"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EmoPhilips/status/1815922703083397511)  2024-07-24T01:31Z 118K followers, 37.6K engagements


"The "Emo Philips: Guaranteed No Cannibalism" Tour will soon savor Denver Las Vegas Salt Lake City Wilmington Baltimore Indianapolis St Louis Ft Myers; partake: http://www.emophilips.com http://www.emophilips.com"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EmoPhilips/status/1820621257223888920)  2024-08-06T00:41Z 118K followers, [----] engagements


"What is the most powerful movie performance you've ever seen https://t.co/a1tjZGBMlR What is the most powerful movie performance you've ever seen https://t.co/a1tjZGBMlR"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EmoPhilips/status/1823891439270682841)  2024-08-15T01:16Z 118.1K followers, 136.7K engagements


"Happy French Girl And Her Cat [----] to YOU Happy French Girl And Her Cat [----] https://t.co/Ime0JsVDh4 Happy French Girl And Her Cat [----] https://t.co/Ime0JsVDh4"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1824772536313471386)  2024-08-17T11:37Z 107.3K followers, 165.9K engagements


"nice to have some pro-drought news for a change [---] million-year-old footprints left by Dinosaur are found in a dried-out river bed after severe drought https://t.co/p0koTUmagu [---] million-year-old footprints left by Dinosaur are found in a dried-out river bed after severe drought https://t.co/p0koTUmagu"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EmoPhilips/status/1824939106633457726)  2024-08-17T22:39Z 118.1K followers, 47.7K engagements


"an uplifting take on dried-out rivers is rare in the lame-stream media"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EmoPhilips/status/1824959845193421215)  2024-08-18T00:01Z 118.1K followers, 10.3K engagements


"nature's lifeguards A huge male Jaguar pulling an [--] ft Caiman out of the water https://t.co/zJKgP16uu6 A huge male Jaguar pulling an [--] ft Caiman out of the water https://t.co/zJKgP16uu6"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EmoPhilips/status/1825298440408141862)  2024-08-18T22:27Z 118.1K followers, 67K engagements


"numbers [--] through 9: which four do you keep (wrong answers only)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EmoPhilips/status/1826134774509088951)  2024-08-21T05:50Z 118.1K followers, 32.6K engagements


"I can read quotes like this all day long "It's not that we have a short time but that we waste of a lot of it." Seneca https://t.co/cigJ3qDdaB "It's not that we have a short time but that we waste of a lot of it." Seneca https://t.co/cigJ3qDdaB"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EmoPhilips/status/1826737038340841527)  2024-08-22T21:43Z 118.1K followers, 218.5K engagements


"this might be the biggest story of [----] Astrology shown to be no better than random guessing https://t.co/XDnejVpBIL Astrology shown to be no better than random guessing https://t.co/XDnejVpBIL"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1827228582457815060)  2024-08-24T06:16Z 107.3K followers, 193.4K engagements


"I've added a show in St Louis to the zero I had before: https://st-louis.heliumcomedy.com/shows/276400 https://st-louis.heliumcomedy.com/shows/276400"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EmoPhilips/status/1828984330871521525)  2024-08-29T02:33Z 118.1K followers, 10.4K engagements


"Looming gigs: Las Vegas Salt Lake City Wilmington (the one in Delaware) Baltimore Indianapolis St Louis Mason City (the one in Illinois) Paris (the one in France) Ft Myers; delve: http://emophilips.com http://emophilips.com"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EmoPhilips/status/1829311278248239509)  2024-08-30T00:12Z 118.1K followers, 14.1K engagements


"this could be an extinction event for florists NASA is monitoring an asteroid that could collide with Earth on Valentine's Day in [----]. A '1 in 400' chance. https://t.co/u7ikkxKEr7 NASA is monitoring an asteroid that could collide with Earth on Valentine's Day in [----]. A '1 in 400' chance. https://t.co/u7ikkxKEr7"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EmoPhilips/status/1829390651743768925)  2024-08-30T05:28Z 118.1K followers, 75.1K engagements


"perhaps they'll be replaced by small mammal florists"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EmoPhilips/status/1829757548825886890)  2024-08-31T05:46Z 118.1K followers, [----] engagements


"not far I bet Whales walked on land about [--] million years ago. Whales walked on land about [--] million years ago"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1830205659369095455)  2024-09-01T11:26Z 107.3K followers, 173.4K engagements


"a good reason not to eat human brains Super small pieces of plastic are invading human brains scientists say https://t.co/ugaWQxeziE Super small pieces of plastic are invading human brains scientists say https://t.co/ugaWQxeziE"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EmoPhilips/status/1830708367972827338)  2024-09-02T20:44Z 118.1K followers, 91.3K engagements


"but all punning aside it's best not to eat a human brain; there are far less dangerous ways to absorb another's knowledge"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EmoPhilips/status/1830840868930232794)  2024-09-03T05:30Z 118.1K followers, 10.5K engagements


"I've added a show in Indianapolis to the zero I had before: https://www.emophilips.com/shows/event/854 https://www.emophilips.com/shows/event/854"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EmoPhilips/status/1831305741141176731)  2024-09-04T12:18Z 118.1K followers, [----] engagements


"as of today I'll be there in but two"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EmoPhilips/status/1831459449950892297)  2024-09-04T22:28Z 118.1K followers, 12.7K engagements


"its parents were murdered by a stegosaurus The asteroid that killed the dinosaurs had a very strange origin scientists find https://t.co/gdSePCJD3V The asteroid that killed the dinosaurs had a very strange origin scientists find https://t.co/gdSePCJD3V"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EmoPhilips/status/1831504759251181828)  2024-09-05T01:28Z 118.1K followers, 105.9K engagements


"The "Emo Philips: Guaranteed No Cannibalism" Tour is coming to Las Vegas Salt Lake City Arden (Delaware) Baltimore Indianapolis St Louis Mason City (Illinois) Paris (France) Ft Myers; delve: http://emophilips.com http://emophilips.com"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EmoPhilips/status/1832562842127745238)  2024-09-07T23:33Z 118.1K followers, 22.9K engagements


"as of today I'll be there in but one"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EmoPhilips/status/1836544950210875767)  2024-09-18T23:16Z 118.1K followers, 13.5K engagements


"hardest baking recipe ever If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch you must first invent the universe. - Carl Sagan https://t.co/JxHCDLvWpH If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch you must first invent the universe. - Carl Sagan https://t.co/JxHCDLvWpH"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1837721952758178195)  2024-09-22T05:13Z 107.3K followers, 364.9K engagements


"there goes half its value Archaeologists in Egypt opening an ancient coffin sealed [----] years ago https://t.co/Yu19lKrlkH Archaeologists in Egypt opening an ancient coffin sealed [----] years ago https://t.co/Yu19lKrlkH"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1838362744766238771)  2024-09-23T23:40Z 107.3K followers, 190.9K engagements


"well. new to us"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EmoPhilips/status/1838368136409813278)  2024-09-24T00:01Z 118.1K followers, 10.1K engagements


"great time to be a werewolf Earth to briefly gain second 'moon' scientists say https://t.co/W1N6OJqd5a Earth to briefly gain second 'moon' scientists say https://t.co/W1N6OJqd5a"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1839114196295832034)  2024-09-26T01:26Z 107.3K followers, 211.6K engagements


"Please note that my act will be almost entirely in English as usual"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EmoPhilips/status/1839646366949417269)  2024-09-27T12:40Z 118.1K followers, 18.2K engagements


"The "Emo Philips: Guaranteed No Cannibalism" Tour will soon take a bite out of Las Vegas Salt Lake City Arden (Delaware) Baltimore Indianapolis St Louis Mason City (Illinois) London Paris (France) Ft Myers; feast on the particulars: http://www.emophilips.com http://www.emophilips.com"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EmoPhilips/status/1840483954056737127)  2024-09-29T20:09Z 118.1K followers, 46.4K engagements


"Las Vegas & Salt Lake City went off without a hitch and by hitch I mean cannibalism; I'm now set to to sink my teeth into Arden Delaware (less than a day's walk from Philadelphia's beloved airport): https://www.emophilips.com/shows/event/844 https://www.emophilips.com/shows/event/844"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EmoPhilips/status/1842350326587818184)  2024-10-04T23:45Z 118.1K followers, [----] engagements


"how are our pet dodos doing What would be the scariest message humanity could receive from outer space https://t.co/PIQqLm5aGS What would be the scariest message humanity could receive from outer space https://t.co/PIQqLm5aGS"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1842676115686527243)  2024-10-05T21:19Z 107.3K followers, 227.1K engagements


"if he's such a genius how come he wound up with the middle seat Albert Einstein right before the famous photo with his tongue out [----] https://t.co/oOR5YJiU0w Albert Einstein right before the famous photo with his tongue out [----] https://t.co/oOR5YJiU0w"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EmoPhilips/status/1843060919129227729)  2024-10-06T22:49Z 118.3K followers, 107.2K engagements


"I've added a show in the Netherlands to the zero I had before. https://www.emophilips.com/shows/event/873 https://www.emophilips.com/shows/event/873"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EmoPhilips/status/1845437682819735625)  2024-10-13T12:13Z 118.4K followers, 19.8K engagements


"they'll never respond if we take that needy tone Are we alone in the universe https://t.co/jIs0mXTl5C Are we alone in the universe https://t.co/jIs0mXTl5C"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1846024629800128706)  2024-10-15T03:05Z 107.3K followers, 468.4K engagements


"The "Emo Philips: Guaranteed No Cannibalism" Tour is rest-of-2024ing in Baltimore Indianapolis St Louis Mason City (39.7 miles south of Peoria) Paris & Rotterdam; ingest the particulars: http://www.emophilips.com http://www.emophilips.com"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EmoPhilips/status/1847291328083943918)  2024-10-18T14:59Z 111.2K followers, 43K engagements


"@lapsoirium"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EmoPhilips/status/1848174372420231230)  2024-10-21T01:28Z 108K followers, [----] engagements


"If you live in or near (plus I am now accepting under) Baltimore: http://magoobysjokehouse.com/shows/271011 http://magoobysjokehouse.com/shows/271011"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EmoPhilips/status/1848363609543336028)  2024-10-21T14:00Z 118.2K followers, 15.4K engagements


"my super-special guest (and one of my closest friends real or imaginary): the marvelous meteorically-rising mirth-purveyor @myqkaplan"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EmoPhilips/status/1848435237229113612)  2024-10-21T18:44Z 118.2K followers, [----] engagements


"update: after two and a half years it has finally freed its head and is now spreading what it thinks is honey on a muffin but it's glue"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EmoPhilips/status/1848913214119284869)  2024-10-23T02:23Z 118.2K followers, [----] engagements


"prediction: the landslide-assuring october surprise will be one of the candidates coming out against leaf blowers"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EmoPhilips/status/1849208892695421431)  2024-10-23T21:58Z 108K followers, 61.8K engagements


"I beg you to please kindly note that although leaf blowers remove a tiny bit of topsoil each time I meant "landslide" solely in its political sense"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EmoPhilips/status/1849583266946482480)  2024-10-24T22:46Z 108K followers, [----] engagements


"ambiguity: the devil's volleyball"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EmoPhilips/status/1849583268511027253)  2024-10-24T22:46Z 108K followers, [----] engagements


"Happy #NationalPumpkinDay from my family to yours"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EmoPhilips/status/1850243532600258595)  2024-10-26T18:30Z 108K followers, 18.3K engagements


"more work but you can taste the difference If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch you must first invent the universe. - Carl Sagan https://t.co/JxHCDLvWpH If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch you must first invent the universe. - Carl Sagan https://t.co/JxHCDLvWpH"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1851038340780568763)  2024-10-28T23:08Z 107.3K followers, 207.9K engagements


"is there mail on satanic holidays"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EmoPhilips/status/1851987840009437605)  2024-10-31T14:01Z 108K followers, 21.2K engagements


"i'm expecting special devilry"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EmoPhilips/status/1852008853338275961)  2024-10-31T15:24Z 108K followers, [----] engagements


"fruit of the tree of the knowledge of good & evil What is the most overrated food you're convinced people are just pretending to enjoy What is the most overrated food you're convinced people are just pretending to enjoy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EmoPhilips/status/1852529821705809966)  2024-11-02T01:55Z 113K followers, 105.2K engagements


"it's hard to believe that this long crazy election will finally be over in a few months"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1853173522061013309)  2024-11-03T20:32Z 107.3K followers, 180.9K engagements


"Off to Indianapolis https://www.emophilips.com/shows https://www.emophilips.com/shows"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EmoPhilips/status/1853585224858501413)  2024-11-04T23:48Z 115.5K followers, 18.8K engagements


"I'm not 100% sure I like Biden's chances"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EmoPhilips/status/1853965224182706241)  2024-11-06T00:58Z 118.1K followers, 42.4K engagements


"oh no; nothing. sorry"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EmoPhilips/status/1853992871793193316)  2024-11-06T02:48Z 118.1K followers, 11.3K engagements


"apologies if I got anyone's hopes up"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EmoPhilips/status/1853994525682696560)  2024-11-06T02:55Z 118.2K followers, [----] engagements


"go to sleep; they'll still be counting votes when you wake. (this message is for bears)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EmoPhilips/status/1854010628798582993)  2024-11-06T03:59Z 118.1K followers, 30.6K engagements


"thank you for trying to distract us INVERSE TRIGONOMETRIC FUNCTIONS; PYTHAGOREAN IDENTITIES; SINE & COSINE F. https://t.co/zsAeLRVXy0 via @YouTube #cetmadeeasykota #ndamadeeasykota #jeemadeeasykota #mathsmadeeasykota #mathsmcqs INVERSE TRIGONOMETRIC FUNCTIONS; PYTHAGOREAN IDENTITIES; SINE & COSINE F. https://t.co/zsAeLRVXy0 via @YouTube #cetmadeeasykota #ndamadeeasykota #jeemadeeasykota #mathsmadeeasykota #mathsmcqs"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EmoPhilips/status/1854030922934313055)  2024-11-06T05:19Z 117.7K followers, 24.8K engagements


"I'll be performing in Paris (Please note that my act will be almost entirely in English as usual.) Bathe in the particulars: https://www.emophilips.com/shows/event/859 https://www.emophilips.com/shows/event/859"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EmoPhilips/status/1855280120124014929)  2024-11-09T16:03Z 116.2K followers, [----] engagements


"I'll soon have the thrill of performing in the fabled cities of London Paris Rotterdam and Fort Myers; delve: https://www.emophilips.com/shows https://www.emophilips.com/shows"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EmoPhilips/status/1855926164508094783)  2024-11-11T10:50Z 112.4K followers, 48.3K engagements


"Happy Halloween (Orthodox)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EmoPhilips/status/1856837654853394520)  2024-11-13T23:12Z 112.5K followers, 65K engagements


"in english please If you cannot explain something in simple terms you don't understand it. https://t.co/xRUOGWLaB3 If you cannot explain something in simple terms you don't understand it. https://t.co/xRUOGWLaB3"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EmoPhilips/status/1858436551723893145)  2024-11-18T09:06Z 113K followers, [--] engagements


"i'm never leaving twitter Single-Center Trifunctional Organocatalyst Enables Fast and Controlled Polymerization on N-Carboxyanhydride NEW #ASAP by Runhui Liu Yueming Wu & colleagues at #EastChinaUniversityofScienceandTechnology Read it here: https://t.co/q9ilBllLGv https://t.co/Kf5p44e6Nc Single-Center Trifunctional Organocatalyst Enables Fast and Controlled Polymerization on N-Carboxyanhydride NEW #ASAP by Runhui Liu Yueming Wu & colleagues at #EastChinaUniversityofScienceandTechnology Read it here: https://t.co/q9ilBllLGv https://t.co/Kf5p44e6Nc"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EmoPhilips/status/1859015967810195787)  2024-11-19T23:28Z 111.1K followers, 97.3K engagements


"The "Emo Philips: Guaranteed No Cannibalism" Tour will soon take a bite out of London Paris Rotterdam & Fort Myers; feast on the particulars: http://emophilips.com/shows http://emophilips.com/shows"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EmoPhilips/status/1859638168687083752)  2024-11-21T16:41Z 111.3K followers, 11.7K engagements


"In Paris Dec 4th Please allow me as the French say "jeter des blagues dans tes oreilles" (to throw jokes into your ears). http://emophilips.com/shows/event/859 http://emophilips.com/shows/event/859"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EmoPhilips/status/1860059492244947014)  2024-11-22T20:35Z 111.4K followers, 28.8K engagements


"I'm playing Paris I'M PLAYING PARIS In Paris Dec 4th Please allow me as the French say "jeter des blagues dans tes oreilles" (to throw jokes into your ears). https://t.co/ymeduGf8tt In Paris Dec 4th Please allow me as the French say "jeter des blagues dans tes oreilles" (to throw jokes into your ears). https://t.co/ymeduGf8tt"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EmoPhilips/status/1862866334243025296)  2024-11-30T14:28Z 111.3K followers, 16.9K engagements


"Wednesday December 4th; to wit:"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EmoPhilips/status/1862871309044052469)  2024-11-30T14:48Z 111.4K followers, [----] engagements


"The "Emo Philips: Guaranteed No Cannibalism" Tour will face the ultimate test in Paris (Dec 4) & Rotterdam (Dec 9); feast on the particulars: https://www.emophilips.com/shows https://www.emophilips.com/shows"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EmoPhilips/status/1863594360513687947)  2024-12-02T14:41Z 111.3K followers, [----] engagements


"This silkscreen poster of my Rotterdam show large enough to cover a 2nd silkscreen poster of my Rotterdam show can be yours; delve: https://clubhaug.stager.co/shop/default/events/111458926utm_campaign=241208-Emo+Philips-111458926&utm_source=Wordpress+&utm_medium=eventpublicity&_gl=1*155qsx8*_gcl_au*ODc3MzIxNzE1LjE3MzE5NzE5OTQ https://clubhaug.stager.co/shop/default/events/111458926utm_campaign=241208-Emo+Philips-111458926&utm_source=Wordpress+&utm_medium=eventpublicity&_gl=1*155qsx8*_gcl_au*ODc3MzIxNzE1LjE3MzE5NzE5OTQ"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EmoPhilips/status/1863891458542981227)  2024-12-03T10:22Z 111.2K followers, 34.8K engagements


"an elevator to the moon is impractical: no one can avoid making eye contact for that long How a space elevator could make trips to the moon affordable for all https://t.co/cc349P5Dmx How a space elevator could make trips to the moon affordable for all https://t.co/cc349P5Dmx"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EmoPhilips/status/1869543221262733479)  2024-12-19T00:40Z 111K followers, 44.4K engagements


"no one can stay innocent here California squirrels show carnivorous behavior for the first time scientists say https://t.co/JT57sQTqeq California squirrels show carnivorous behavior for the first time scientists say https://t.co/JT57sQTqeq"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EmoPhilips/status/1869930420810461469)  2024-12-20T02:18Z 111.1K followers, [----] engagements


"tempting 1-2 alcoholic drinks a day may shorten life by [--] months according to new research https://t.co/ubNNPVHtqr 1-2 alcoholic drinks a day may shorten life by [--] months according to new research https://t.co/ubNNPVHtqr"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EmoPhilips/status/1871060423480623178)  2024-12-23T05:09Z 111.1K followers, [---] engagements


"delighted to learn Pythagoras was a fellow fuming fan In anger we should refrain both from speech and action. Pythagoras In anger we should refrain both from speech and action. Pythagoras"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EmoPhilips/status/1871389570954367284)  2024-12-24T02:56Z 111K followers, [----] engagements


"I cant think of a better day to wish you a merry Christmas"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EmoPhilips/status/1871958994362990679)  2024-12-25T16:39Z 110.7K followers, 42.9K engagements


"tonight dont forget to set your calendars ahead a year"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EmoPhilips/status/1874065519193850114)  2024-12-31T12:10Z 110.8K followers, 50.8K engagements


"I kick off [--] as I do every year with my apology to this chimp To the chimp I laughed at in a psychology textbook that was addicted to flushing a toilet again & again & again: I'm on Twitter now I get it To the chimp I laughed at in a psychology textbook that was addicted to flushing a toilet again & again & again: I'm on Twitter now I get it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EmoPhilips/status/1874605971361988842)  2025-01-01T23:57Z 110.8K followers, 78.5K engagements


"Hello Im flying across America to NYC just to perform this Sunday night for nineteen-and-a-half minutes (I rounded it up). If intrigued I beg you to gently click https://www.emophilips.com/shows/event/886 https://www.emophilips.com/shows/event/886"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EmoPhilips/status/1877876232924332384)  2025-01-11T00:32Z 110.7K followers, 10.3K engagements


"lets pray it never comes to that The Great Lakes and St. Lawrence River Overlaid on Europe https://t.co/hjKZ7leDUn The Great Lakes and St. Lawrence River Overlaid on Europe https://t.co/hjKZ7leDUn"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1885140275582165347)  2025-01-31T01:37Z 107.3K followers, 681.2K engagements


"I am never deleting this app Single-Center Trifunctional Organocatalyst Enables Fast and Controlled Polymerization on N-Carboxyanhydride NEW #ASAP by Runhui Liu Yueming Wu & colleagues at #EastChinaUniversityofScienceandTechnology Read it here: https://t.co/q9ilBllLGv https://t.co/Kf5p44e6Nc Single-Center Trifunctional Organocatalyst Enables Fast and Controlled Polymerization on N-Carboxyanhydride NEW #ASAP by Runhui Liu Yueming Wu & colleagues at #EastChinaUniversityofScienceandTechnology Read it here: https://t.co/q9ilBllLGv https://t.co/Kf5p44e6Nc"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EmoPhilips/status/1888498145786478917)  2025-02-09T08:00Z 109.2K followers, [----] engagements


"Not today Satan Something is happening inside the Earth scientists say https://t.co/2iBvujIeEf Something is happening inside the Earth scientists say https://t.co/2iBvujIeEf"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EmoPhilips/status/1889455520232382785)  2025-02-11T23:24Z 109.1K followers, [----] engagements


"March 4th is the only day of the year thats also a gerund"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EmoPhilips/status/1897066729244909844)  2025-03-04T23:28Z 108.6K followers, 23.6K engagements


"theyve been busy Beaver Populations in Europe: [----] vs. [----] https://t.co/QZvJiDoB7R Beaver Populations in Europe: [----] vs. [----] https://t.co/QZvJiDoB7R"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EmoPhilips/status/1900158715413897575)  2025-03-13T12:15Z 108.4K followers, 37.5K engagements


"& have completely bounced back from the pandamic"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EmoPhilips/status/1900166358673068318)  2025-03-13T12:45Z 108.5K followers, [----] engagements


"In [---] fortnights Ill be in Portsmouth NH and in but a fourteenth of a fortnight after that Boston; I humbly beseech thee to bathe in the particulars: http://www.emophilips.com http://www.emophilips.com"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EmoPhilips/status/1900688993483997312)  2025-03-14T23:22Z 108.1K followers, 29.7K engagements


"spirited debate sharpens the brain People who talk to themselves are more likely to have a high I.Q. People who talk to themselves are more likely to have a high I.Q"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EmoPhilips/status/1901793688273186834)  2025-03-18T00:32Z 108.4K followers, [---] engagements


"Who is a person that everyone thought was crazy but they ended up being right Who is a person that everyone thought was crazy but they ended up being right"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EmoPhilips/status/1904646615853642046)  2025-03-25T21:28Z 108.1K followers, 33K engagements


"kids are so lazy Teenager invents robot to solve Rubik's Cube https://t.co/jqsgM7nhqF Teenager invents robot to solve Rubik's Cube https://t.co/jqsgM7nhqF"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EmoPhilips/status/1904853627854086631)  2025-03-26T11:11Z 108.1K followers, 60.5K engagements


"any update on the kernels recovery Sony's new microsurgery robot stitches up a corn kernel 🌽🪡 https://t.co/6eCR5Cy7w5 Sony's new microsurgery robot stitches up a corn kernel 🌽🪡 https://t.co/6eCR5Cy7w5"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EmoPhilips/status/1906330613675655343)  2025-03-30T13:00Z 108K followers, 50.1K engagements


"Im wicked ecstatic to be performing at the Boston Comedy Festival (@BostComedyFest) on its 25th anniversary; for details I beg you to gently click https://www.emophilips.com/shows/event/656 https://www.emophilips.com/shows/event/656"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EmoPhilips/status/1906857210136903840)  2025-03-31T23:52Z 108.1K followers, [----] engagements


"Globe owners spot this on the first Peru-sing The Whole of Continental South America Is Located East of Michigan https://t.co/nJljP34g7U The Whole of Continental South America Is Located East of Michigan https://t.co/nJljP34g7U"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EmoPhilips/status/1909358265957593418)  2025-04-07T21:30Z 108K followers, 13.7K engagements


"boy theyve really let it go [--]. Titanic's grand staircase then and now https://t.co/D274WYLc2s [--]. Titanic's grand staircase then and now https://t.co/D274WYLc2s"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EmoPhilips/status/1910174493835972720)  2025-04-10T03:34Z 107.9K followers, 37.7K engagements


"I beseech you to join my email list to be warned when Ill be near you. https://www.emophilips.com/shows/proximity https://www.emophilips.com/shows/proximity"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EmoPhilips/status/1911978432545931413)  2025-04-15T03:02Z 107.9K followers, 24.2K engagements


"Ill be in Kansas City (with the marvelous mirth-purveyor @myqkaplan) in but [---] fortnights; for more information or to confirm the above if somewhere along the way I have lost your trust I humbly implore you to please gently click http://thecomedyclubkc.com/events/108357 http://thecomedyclubkc.com/events/108357"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EmoPhilips/status/1913012430386651422)  2025-04-17T23:31Z 108K followers, [----] engagements


"thanks for the heads-up The Milky Way and Andromeda Galaxy collision in about [--] billion years reshaping the galaxies https://t.co/4qLisoZolX The Milky Way and Andromeda Galaxy collision in about [--] billion years reshaping the galaxies https://t.co/4qLisoZolX"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EmoPhilips/status/1914625302875267450)  2025-04-22T10:20Z 108K followers, 52.6K engagements


"I told the Riot Fest promoter he neednt make a big deal out of me but he insisted. RIOT FEST [----] https://t.co/lF1bWvEi9q RIOT FEST [----] https://t.co/lF1bWvEi9q"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1915147851459649759)  2025-04-23T20:56Z 107.3K followers, 293.8K engagements


"this merger although perhaps painful in the short run will ultimately result is a bigger & better galaxy for all The Milky Way Colliding with Our Neighbor Andromeda in [--] Billion Years https://t.co/A36fKawVi5 The Milky Way Colliding with Our Neighbor Andromeda in [--] Billion Years https://t.co/A36fKawVi5"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EmoPhilips/status/1918454989275709481)  2025-05-02T23:58Z 108K followers, 34.3K engagements


"Off to Kansas City http://www.emophilips.com/shows http://www.emophilips.com/shows"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EmoPhilips/status/1920232366347313632)  2025-05-07T21:40Z 107.7K followers, 14.9K engagements


"did you check the filter Black smoke billows from the chimney above the Sistine Chapel meaning the [---] Cardinal electors have not yet chosen a new Pope. https://t.co/H5U1AxIIky Black smoke billows from the chimney above the Sistine Chapel meaning the [---] Cardinal electors have not yet chosen a new Pope. https://t.co/H5U1AxIIky"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EmoPhilips/status/1920449124781990046)  2025-05-08T12:02Z 107.7K followers, 40.7K engagements


"black smoke is to be expected if you go a long time between conclaves"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EmoPhilips/status/1920460147467354273)  2025-05-08T12:45Z 107.7K followers, [----] engagements


"check the Sistine Chapels sealing"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EmoPhilips/status/1920468837121597861)  2025-05-08T13:20Z 107.8K followers, [----] engagements


"I bet youd have felt rather silly if right after you opened this there was a nuclear war Opening [--] year old white bread from a fallout shelter. 📹 mrs.fallout https://t.co/lkF921EP8h Opening [--] year old white bread from a fallout shelter. 📹 mrs.fallout https://t.co/lkF921EP8h"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EmoPhilips/status/1921993200304026027)  2025-05-12T18:17Z 107.5K followers, [---] engagements


"Contrary to popular belief the warm friendly guy saying hi to everyone and being sociable is more attractive to women than than the dark brooding stranger in the corner. Contrary to popular belief the warm friendly guy saying hi to everyone and being sociable is more attractive to women than than the dark brooding stranger in the corner"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EmoPhilips/status/1922573736068153362)  2025-05-14T08:44Z 107.5K followers, [---] engagements


"Tonights show in Casper could not be more momentous for @pattonoswalt & me: after its over he & I will have each played all [--] states. Will this be but a joyous personal milestone for us Or will it usher in a new cosmic age (Please dont get sore if an apocalypse ensues.)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EmoPhilips/status/1923386153148793242)  2025-05-16T14:32Z 107.5K followers, 22.6K engagements


"I have now played all fifty states Tonights show in Casper could not be more momentous for @pattonoswalt & me: after its over he & I will have each played all [--] states. Will this be but a joyous personal milestone for us Or will it usher in a new cosmic age (Please dont get sore if an apocalypse ensues.) https://t.co/d7nOpCKvA6 Tonights show in Casper could not be more momentous for @pattonoswalt & me: after its over he & I will have each played all [--] states. Will this be but a joyous personal milestone for us Or will it usher in a new cosmic age (Please dont get sore if an apocalypse"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EmoPhilips/status/1923549965814726900)  2025-05-17T01:23Z 107.4K followers, 15.3K engagements


"Id add voluntary Cuddling literally kills depression relieves anxiety and strengthens the immune system. Cuddling literally kills depression relieves anxiety and strengthens the immune system"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EmoPhilips/status/1924629760858325503)  2025-05-20T00:54Z 107.4K followers, 11.5K engagements


"Not a mile per hour above the speed limit You just left the airport and realize you grabbed the wrong bag what you doing https://t.co/lnnuwkBpzl You just left the airport and realize you grabbed the wrong bag what you doing https://t.co/lnnuwkBpzl"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1924789430877090266)  2025-05-20T11:28Z 107.3K followers, 92.5K engagements


"You traded the family cow for WHAT This magic model of a container ship. Mother angrily throws it out the window orders her grown son to bed. The next morning"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EmoPhilips/status/1925883051923399139)  2025-05-23T11:54Z 107.4K followers, [--] engagements


"but I hate the taste 1-2 alcoholic drinks a day may shorten life by [--] months according to new research https://t.co/ubNNPVHtqr 1-2 alcoholic drinks a day may shorten life by [--] months according to new research https://t.co/ubNNPVHtqr"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EmoPhilips/status/1926452041137656023)  2025-05-25T01:35Z 107.4K followers, 36.5K engagements


"dont get too happy nickels"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EmoPhilips/status/1926780742605971546)  2025-05-25T23:21Z 107.4K followers, [--] engagements


"hide Everything is legal for five minutes. What would you do Everything is legal for five minutes. What would you do"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EmoPhilips/status/1927809438288675109)  2025-05-28T19:29Z 107.4K followers, 63.6K engagements


"Denver here I come in [--] months: https://www.emophilips.com/shows https://www.emophilips.com/shows"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EmoPhilips/status/1928958390811898075)  2025-05-31T23:34Z 107.4K followers, [----] engagements


"(O how I hope that Ive caught you in time)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EmoPhilips/status/1928958392875307172)  2025-05-31T23:34Z 107.4K followers, [----] engagements


"Im in a perpetual state of Guam @EmoPhilips How long until you're in Guam @EmoPhilips How long until you're in Guam"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EmoPhilips/status/1929274808908632189)  2025-06-01T20:32Z 107.4K followers, 12.5K engagements


"oh well Regular use of math and reading skills could prevent cognitive decline with age according to a new @ScienceAdvances study. https://t.co/jotQZwIytE https://t.co/j79DNZ2qx7 Regular use of math and reading skills could prevent cognitive decline with age according to a new @ScienceAdvances study. https://t.co/jotQZwIytE https://t.co/j79DNZ2qx7"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EmoPhilips/status/1930016824504266860)  2025-06-03T21:40Z 107.4K followers, [---] engagements


"Dear Flight Attendants If you dont have eggnog just say so; theres no need to give me that look"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1931087637583929740)  2025-06-06T20:35Z 107.3K followers, 180.7K engagements


"& thats if they didnt run out of quarters for the telescope [--] trillion Galaxies in the Observable Universe. https://t.co/kEZa3dyTT7 [--] trillion Galaxies in the Observable Universe. https://t.co/kEZa3dyTT7"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EmoPhilips/status/1932033234818449712)  2025-06-09T11:13Z 107.4K followers, [---] engagements


"same My curse is I can do a perfect Emo Phillips impression but no one in my life understands or cares My curse is I can do a perfect Emo Phillips impression but no one in my life understands or cares"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1932603682673369282)  2025-06-11T00:59Z 107.3K followers, 95.2K engagements


"humans will never safely harness frog power That time priests in India got two frogs married to gain favor from the God of Rains after a severe drought. Two months later they were forced to divorce the frogs to provide relief from the relentless rain that destroyed more than [----] houses. https://t.co/5gaEdFUI2Y That time priests in India got two frogs married to gain favor from the God of Rains after a severe drought. Two months later they were forced to divorce the frogs to provide relief from the relentless rain that destroyed more than [----] houses. https://t.co/5gaEdFUI2Y"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EmoPhilips/status/1933313412878250219)  2025-06-13T00:00Z 107.5K followers, [--] engagements


"Ive been warning everyone about this for I dont know how long On July [--] [----] well hit the exact midpoint of the year. And from that day forward [----] will be closer in time than the year [----]. https://t.co/y9GZCYTxUr On July [--] [----] well hit the exact midpoint of the year. And from that day forward [----] will be closer in time than the year [----]. https://t.co/y9GZCYTxUr"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EmoPhilips/status/1935458704595574868)  2025-06-18T22:04Z 107.8K followers, 28.7K engagements


"Maybe it ordered an Ubear What if you find a baby bear. and it climbs into your car https://t.co/XVulK9nMKW What if you find a baby bear. and it climbs into your car https://t.co/XVulK9nMKW"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EmoPhilips/status/1935507510229975352)  2025-06-19T01:18Z 107.9K followers, 20.8K engagements


"is it a steamboat The American mind CANNOT comprehend this. https://t.co/Qdvi6bb6xp The American mind CANNOT comprehend this. https://t.co/Qdvi6bb6xp"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EmoPhilips/status/1935781377896763813)  2025-06-19T19:27Z 107.5K followers, [---] engagements


"for me it was algebra Those who do not learn history are doomed to repeat it. George Santayana Those who do not learn history are doomed to repeat it. George Santayana"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EmoPhilips/status/1936228849727258915)  2025-06-21T01:05Z 107.9K followers, 62.5K engagements


"strangling assassins with a phone cord those born before [----] what's a small or once-common skill you have that hardly anyone uses today those born before [----] what's a small or once-common skill you have that hardly anyone uses today"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1938196881223627054)  2025-06-26T11:25Z 107.3K followers, 562K engagements


"can we still if we want to TSA will no longer require passengers to remove their shoes during airport security screening https://t.co/HqkofYLGCp TSA will no longer require passengers to remove their shoes during airport security screening https://t.co/HqkofYLGCp"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EmoPhilips/status/1942670134814073019)  2025-07-08T19:40Z 107.9K followers, 47.8K engagements


"according to the crocodile Elephant kicking dirt at a Nile Crocodile for absolutely no reason https://t.co/RCVt0yaIk5 Elephant kicking dirt at a Nile Crocodile for absolutely no reason https://t.co/RCVt0yaIk5"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EmoPhilips/status/1942699936057024557)  2025-07-08T21:38Z 107.9K followers, 58.9K engagements


"The Emo Philips: Guaranteed No Cannibalism Tour is all set to savor its Sooner State leg with shows in Tulsa & Oklahoma City; the particulars have been lovingly splayed onto http://www.emophilips.com http://www.emophilips.com"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EmoPhilips/status/1943093882792874047)  2025-07-09T23:44Z 107.9K followers, 11.4K engagements


"I can tell that there are some astrophysicists whove gone a bit too long without a hug BREAKING🚨: Earth may be trapped inside a giant void in space scientists say https://t.co/k45Bg44rRd BREAKING🚨: Earth may be trapped inside a giant void in space scientists say https://t.co/k45Bg44rRd"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EmoPhilips/status/1943447932050797011)  2025-07-10T23:11Z 108.2K followers, 32.5K engagements


"Happy 4th of July (Orthodox)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EmoPhilips/status/1943735937147523390)  2025-07-11T18:15Z 107.9K followers, 20.2K engagements


"nor way The first [--] letters of 'Sweden' and 'Denmark' spell out 'Sweden' The remaining letters spell out 'Denmark' https://t.co/T2j3zUxIvb The first [--] letters of 'Sweden' and 'Denmark' spell out 'Sweden' The remaining letters spell out 'Denmark' https://t.co/T2j3zUxIvb"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EmoPhilips/status/1944592785824260273)  2025-07-14T03:00Z 107.9K followers, 73.5K engagements

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