# ![@ElishaDLong Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:26/cr:twitter::1637157599228440578.png) @ElishaDLong Elisha Long

Elisha Long posts on X about this is, if you, the world, the modern the most. They currently have [------] followers and [---] posts still getting attention that total [-----] engagements in the last [--] hours.

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### Social Influence

**Social category influence**
[technology brands](/list/technology-brands)  1.94% [countries](/list/countries)  0.97% [celebrities](/list/celebrities)  0.97% [cryptocurrencies](/list/cryptocurrencies)  0.97% [finance](/list/finance)  0.97% [stocks](/list/stocks)  0.97%

**Social topic influence**
[this is](/topic/this-is) 5.83%, [if you](/topic/if-you) 3.88%, [the world](/topic/the-world) 3.88%, [the modern](/topic/the-modern) 2.91%, [cream](/topic/cream) 1.94%, [intuition](/topic/intuition) 1.94%, [ai](/topic/ai) 1.94%, [health](/topic/health) 1.94%, [apple](/topic/apple) 1.94%, [talk](/topic/talk) 1.94%

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**Top assets mentioned**
[Bitcoin (BTC)](/topic/bitcoin) [PSYOP (PSYOP)](/topic/$psyop) [Alphabet Inc Class A (GOOGL)](/topic/$googl) [Uber Technologies, Inc. (UBER)](/topic/$uber)
### Top Social Posts
Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours

"Retardmaxx Reality"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ElishaDLong/status/1967396548213645455)  2025-09-15T01:14Z 16.4K followers, 26.4K engagements


""Blessed is the mind too small for doubt." -Warhammer 40k Fuck The Science Fuck The Facts Retardmaxx Retardmaxx your friend group. Do a [---] and moonwalk away from bad friends and people. http://x.com/i/article/2013338466793263105 http://x.com/i/article/2013338466793263105"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ElishaDLong/status/2013381350275920006)  2026-01-19T22:41Z 16.4K followers, 4.5M engagements


"Train arms 3x a week and eat ice cream Retardmaxx it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ElishaDLong/status/2015943270543540638)  2026-01-27T00:21Z 16.4K followers, 105.2K engagements


"Life is meant to be lived life is meant to be explored it is meant to be conquered. This is the life of a short bus conquistador. Retardmaxx"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ElishaDLong/status/2016519600221966770)  2026-01-28T14:31Z 16.4K followers, 18.1K engagements


"Chuck E. Cheese is symbolic of America. Head huncho Rat Lord. Hug the rat kiss the rat when he comes out. Look at the avarice in those eyes. Pizza everywhere. Tunnels everywhere. Give the little children tokens to gamble with. Buy dumb useless prizes. Epic fuuarking place https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2016965311397056622 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2016965311397056622"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ElishaDLong/status/2016965311397056622)  2026-01-29T20:02Z 16.4K followers, [----] engagements


"Life gets so much better when you stop looking for advice Seeking advice cucks your spirit and makes you deaf to your own intuition It kills your humor and steals your joy when you constantly look to others to tell you how to live Retardmaxx"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ElishaDLong/status/2016978229504967010)  2026-01-29T20:54Z 16.4K followers, 10.1K engagements


"Retardmaxxing is maximum cognitive security for the modern world. You weren't outraged by the halftime show. You smiled and watched women dance and got a nice test boost. Not surprised or dismayed about the Epstein files. You knew we wrestle not against flesh and blood but against evil in high places. Evil people run shit and they win when they destroy your spirit. Bitcoin dropped and you watch and smile because Rule #1 - They Always Come Back. Crypto women opportunities sunny days. The Idiot and his intellectualism can never understand this. Those blinded by thought always miss what is so"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ElishaDLong/status/2020981316506746930)  2026-02-09T22:01Z 16.4K followers, 244.7K engagements


"One must be slightly retarded to ride a tiger"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ElishaDLong/status/2021302878065885424)  2026-02-10T19:18Z 16.4K followers, 16.6K engagements


"Friendly reminder to delete all your "bookmarks." You don't need that baggage Retardmaxx"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ElishaDLong/status/2016978909552578759)  2026-01-29T20:57Z 16.4K followers, 25.8K engagements


"RT @MadsPosting:"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ElishaDLong/status/2021323201452576803)  2026-02-10T20:39Z 16.4K followers, [----] engagements


"How smart can you really be if you are constantly worrying True intelligence would not worry. True intelligence would find a way through. Perhaps you desire to seem intelligent because you are scared of life. You can live in your head instead of participating in life. This is not natural and gives rise to The Idiot. The intelligent coward. Maybe it's time to drop the mask. Retardmaxx https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2021335728618119619 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2021335728618119619"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ElishaDLong/status/2021335728618119619)  2026-02-10T21:29Z 16.4K followers, 17.8K engagements


"Never felt so alive and free. The lower we go the stronger we become. Everyone is chasing the pumps in life the peak experiences trying to catch the top. The clearest view is from the bottom"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ElishaDLong/status/1942631631401152819)  2025-07-08T17:07Z 16.4K followers, [----] engagements


"@eCom_Amin Please stop using my face to market your AI slop"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ElishaDLong/status/2018810875747147818)  2026-02-03T22:16Z 16.4K followers, 11K engagements


"Retardmaxxing is the only thing you need No more ideas. No more permission. No more advice. No more guidelines. No more rules. No more quotes. No more routines. Be retardedly human. Pure unfiltered Godly retardation. Retardmaxx it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1952558939352236203)  2025-08-05T02:35Z 16.4K followers, [----] engagements


"The opposite of "Soon" is "Noos." You contemplate seppuku when you don't have a "Soon." A "Soon" is pure dopamine. You goon until noon when you don't have a soon. You get obsessed with cleaning your room when you don't have a soon. When we were kids we always had a "Soon." Summer break starts beginning of June. Hanging with friends until late afternoon. Have a Soon. Holdfast. Retardmaxx It"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ElishaDLong/status/1962951641235378639)  2025-09-02T18:51Z 16.4K followers, 10.8K engagements


"Life changes every October Giddy up baby Ride the Tiger. Retardmaxx it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1973404408089137648)  2025-10-01T15:07Z 16.4K followers, 26.4K engagements


"Chew glass breathe smoke"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ElishaDLong/status/1973501096258838681)  2025-10-01T21:31Z 16.4K followers, 13.4K engagements


"When the student is ready the short bus will appear"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2015934188105441444)  2026-01-26T23:45Z 16.4K followers, 21.4K engagements


"Icarus's Cat"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ElishaDLong/status/2015969828679430636)  2026-01-27T02:07Z 16.4K followers, [----] engagements


"The world inside our heads is void of gravity. If you feel "untethered" or a feeling of depersonalization you've been living too much in your head. You need to have weight in this world. The internet is a Schizo Machine. [----] voices sever our connection to the source. Eat drink and be merry. Lift fight and move. Retardmaxx"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ElishaDLong/status/2017005653093732508)  2026-01-29T22:43Z 16.4K followers, 10.8K engagements


"I knew Sam was a short bus conquistador"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ElishaDLong/status/2000681341017374924)  2025-12-15T21:36Z 16.4K followers, 113.8K engagements


"Pound ice cream and blast bicep curls. Pure dopamine. Chocolate Faggochito Retardmaxx it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ElishaDLong/status/1982505575931118079)  2025-10-26T17:52Z 16.4K followers, 10.5K engagements


"There is no blueprint dude Just whoopsie your way through life. It makes the days way more fun. Ride the tiger Retardmaxx"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ElishaDLong/status/1985751257391218815)  2025-11-04T16:49Z 16.4K followers, 26.2K engagements


"@bryan_johnson Good"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ElishaDLong/status/1986141371691094366)  2025-11-05T18:39Z 16.4K followers, 10.7K engagements


"Halloween night downtown [--] guys start shit with the guys I'm with One of them says "you look familiar." "Do you watch a lot of porn" I say while giving him the Shrek look Slight laugh from the op. "Nah man I know I've seen you somewhere "Oh shit you're that Retard dude." We dap and all get along Peace restored once again Never engage in conflict when you can just Retardmaxx your way to peace with humor"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ElishaDLong/status/1986206855534633180)  2025-11-05T22:59Z 16.4K followers, 448.4K engagements


"Dude im gonna type as sober as possible that honestly looks fcking pathetic and disgusting compared to my meal. and Im being one hundred percent serious. Sorry we dont cook sht that was previously in cans. youre a fuking joke dude and im dead fuking serious. get a real family that cooks good food drinks beer and wine and winecoolers and has a good fuking time and has a million dollar house on the beach im seriously. dont ever post your fuking families poverty thanksgiving dinner on X ever the fuk again bro My sister and I are having a Mac and Cheese battle to see who gets to cook it for"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ElishaDLong/status/1986513892089209174)  2025-11-06T19:19Z 16.4K followers, 212.1K engagements


"A lot of men are so focused on exterior Aura but their internal Aura is absolute piss. Spirits so weak they are wrecked after one night of drinking and little sleep. Can't summon their spirit at will As soon as things don't go their way they start freaking out. Aura is predicated on your ability to control chaos with ease not the colorful scarf you wear around your pencil neck. They lack retard strength. They lack Spirit"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ElishaDLong/status/1986517291526234242)  2025-11-06T19:33Z 16.4K followers, 35.9K engagements


"Retardmaxxing in its purest form He stopped thinking He stopped worrying about the consequences He didn't think twice about giving the barber permission to record and post online He knew what was underneath and he decided to stop hiding himself from the world He forced change by confronting reality and no longer hiding behind corrupted thought Like Jonah finally answering God's call after hiding for so long Tomorrow he will wake up and begin the greatest transformation of his life They will sing praises of his progress in the months to come This is the funniest video I've seen in such a long"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ElishaDLong/status/2001750653568155958)  2025-12-18T20:25Z 16.4K followers, 552.6K engagements


"Observe the average person's interaction with a train crossing. Most will pull right up to big train with their entire family in the car. Hundred thousand tons of steel flying within feet of their vehicle. This is a classic move of The Idiot. They Think there is no way this train could derail. Zero respect for the train. Zero awareness. Zero intuition. More afraid to look embarrassing staying 100ft back then they are to get close to the big train. The Retardmaxxer stays 100ft back and he watches the train. The Short Bus also does this"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1958662126941192428)  2025-08-21T22:46Z 16.4K followers, [----] engagements


"Rule #1: They Always Come Back"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ElishaDLong/status/1943014658950001101)  2025-07-09T18:29Z 16.4K followers, [----] engagements


"The smartest dogs are easiest to train Retardmaxx it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ElishaDLong/status/1975549304141226327)  2025-10-07T13:10Z 16.4K followers, [----] engagements


"What's up brothers. I appreciate you all for spreading the message of Retardmaxxing. Thank you"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1935754150651855306)  2025-06-19T17:38Z 16.4K followers, 21.4K engagements


"With faith the size of a mustard seed you can move mountains. Believe in something Retardmaxx it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ElishaDLong/status/1946039412598436030)  2025-07-18T02:48Z 16.4K followers, 10.9K engagements


"Short bus conquistador"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ElishaDLong/status/1954993908166864988)  2025-08-11T19:50Z 16.4K followers, [----] engagements


"Aiming for a full week"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ElishaDLong/status/1958974668615889105)  2025-08-22T19:28Z 16.4K followers, 58.2K engagements


"Short bus has impeccable timing"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1959316860505133066)  2025-08-23T18:08Z 16.4K followers, [----] engagements


"Don't overthink Don't over analyze Don't wait for permission Don't be stressed Don't be afraid Retardmaxx It"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ElishaDLong/status/1962866037134671996)  2025-09-02T13:11Z 16.4K followers, 11.4K engagements


"Your girlfriend or wife wants to stop thinking all the time but she has been psyoped into believing she has to. She wants to feel peace. She wants to feel joy again. She needs you to show her the way. Be her Short bus Captain Retardmaxxher"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ElishaDLong/status/1962888691124257138)  2025-09-02T14:41Z 16.4K followers, 30K engagements


"Crazy times Ride The Tiger"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ElishaDLong/status/1965911460632313945)  2025-09-10T22:53Z 16.4K followers, 23.9K engagements


"Rum Cigar and Seafaring music for an hour or two on a Friday night will do wonders for your mental health. Retardmaxx it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1969135467653202103)  2025-09-19T20:24Z 16.4K followers, 10K engagements


"Have the courage to be simple Retardmaxx it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1969554526865707374)  2025-09-21T00:09Z 16.4K followers, [----] engagements


"You fail because you are afraid to be simple Retardmaxx it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1971257406685626864)  2025-09-25T16:56Z 16.4K followers, 351.8K engagements


"The Idiot thinks he's too smart for small talk Retardmax it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1971356973099864176)  2025-09-25T23:31Z 16.4K followers, 53.2K engagements


"A great psyop is thinking women are difficult to understand"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ElishaDLong/status/1972770711380046279)  2025-09-29T21:09Z 16.4K followers, 16.5K engagements


"Introduce yourself Boyz Retardmaxx it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ElishaDLong/status/1972807239573381354)  2025-09-29T23:34Z 16.4K followers, [----] engagements


"You're not your fucking thoughts -Tylenol Durden"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ElishaDLong/status/1973824297291628559)  2025-10-02T18:55Z 16.4K followers, [----] engagements


"We eliminated an element of serendipity the moment we started analyzing every little thing. We started playing God with our devices that allow us to see options and think more. Checked Google reviews before going to a cafe. Saw one bad review that turned you away and you missed out on meeting the love of your life. Ordered Uber eats instead of going to the neighbors to borrow an egg for a home cooked meal and now you have no black friends and don't get invited to the cookout. Conditioned to walk daily by health gurus online but stopped playing the sports we loved as kids. Never read that awe"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1973866670104985682)  2025-10-02T21:44Z 16.4K followers, 15.1K engagements


"Start living. Retardmaxx"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ElishaDLong/status/1976706287330377754)  2025-10-10T17:47Z 16.4K followers, 10.3K engagements


"Steve Jobs other daughter btw"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ElishaDLong/status/1977138753505509813)  2025-10-11T22:26Z 16.4K followers, 17.2K engagements


"Steve Jobs dog btw"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ElishaDLong/status/1977142509295091819)  2025-10-11T22:41Z 16.4K followers, 10.7K engagements


"Suicide is the brain finding a way to turn itself off. This is unnatural and caused by "Thought Corruption." Guard the thought form in your mind from being corrupted. Retardmaxxing is cognitive security for the modern world. The idiots loves to think. But he has been deceived by thought. This is why Christ emphasized becoming child like living with faith and being in the world but not of the world. The meek (retards) shall inherit the earth"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1977438203993899497)  2025-10-12T18:16Z 16.4K followers, 25.3K engagements


"Gooners have a unique ability that most don't possess. They can easily spot if something is AI or not. This will be in high demand in the next few years"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1978149778669117765)  2025-10-14T17:23Z 16.4K followers, 24K engagements


"@cleobug101 There are more male Michelin star chefs than female chefs. Cottage cheese on spaghetti is amazing"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ElishaDLong/status/1978521149773344823)  2025-10-15T17:59Z 16.4K followers, [----] engagements


"High Testosterone behaviors -Showing your face Should be no problem now that you have quit High testosterone behaviors: - quitting your job High testosterone behaviors: - quitting your job"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ElishaDLong/status/1979004316485669133)  2025-10-17T01:59Z 16.4K followers, 83.9K engagements


"You can't overthink if you're not thinking Retardmaxx"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1981054231668019415)  2025-10-22T17:45Z 16.4K followers, 14.1K engagements


"What's a hobby you enjoy that not a lot of people know about Retardmaxx it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1981811956219588845)  2025-10-24T19:56Z 16.4K followers, 15.3K engagements


"You fail because you are afraid to be simple Retardmaxx"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1983198084965507297)  2025-10-28T15:44Z 16.4K followers, 23.2K engagements


"A generous person will prosper whoever refreshes others will be refreshed. There is no lack Retardmaxx from abundance"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1985355470337441983)  2025-11-03T14:36Z 16.4K followers, 11.5K engagements


"You don't need self consciousness in Paradise RETVRN RETARDMAXX"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2011138548670603527)  2026-01-13T18:09Z 16.4K followers, 40.9K engagements


"If you can't pee on her leg without her threatening to call the cops she's not your girl Retardmaxx"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2011951264985162125)  2026-01-15T23:58Z 16.4K followers, 43.7K engagements


"Don't overthink Don't over analyze Don't ruminate Don't be skeptical Don't be afraid Retardmaxx It"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ElishaDLong/status/1944588514588598323)  2025-07-14T02:43Z 16.4K followers, 95.1K engagements


"Hit on the hot HR girl at work. Get fired. Retardmaxx it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ElishaDLong/status/1945120560804954140)  2025-07-15T13:57Z 16.4K followers, 77K engagements


"@boneGPT Great to meet you brother. Chew glass breathe smoke"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ElishaDLong/status/1958243728813948950)  2025-08-20T19:04Z 16.4K followers, 69.1K engagements


"@zekramu Welcome to the Short bus brother"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ElishaDLong/status/1958716560287101197)  2025-08-22T02:23Z 16.4K followers, 15.1K engagements


"The windows on the short bus are always open"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ElishaDLong/status/1959042419153932435)  2025-08-22T23:58Z 16.4K followers, 11.3K engagements


"Being retarded is maximum cognitive security for the modern world Retardmaxx it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ElishaDLong/status/1959988625824677904)  2025-08-25T14:37Z 16.4K followers, [----] engagements


"Didn't have a single deep thought all week"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ElishaDLong/status/1960373928154521912)  2025-08-26T16:09Z 16.4K followers, 40.8K engagements


"Everyone wants to count this and count that track this and track that. How about you put your apple watch in between your butt cheeks and see how many times your ass is getting clapped per day. Retardmaxx it and break free from the prison you've built for yourself"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ElishaDLong/status/1960424109025657308)  2025-08-26T19:28Z 16.4K followers, 10K engagements


"@bryan_johnson Try retardmaxxing all day instead"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ElishaDLong/status/1960555920842277013)  2025-08-27T04:12Z 16.4K followers, [----] engagements


"The "Ick" is her detecting a little bit of Lesbian in you. A glimpse of domestication. Always stay true to your nature and follow your intuition. Retardmaxx it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ElishaDLong/status/1960564798657069557)  2025-08-27T04:47Z 16.4K followers, [----] engagements


"Normies will try to hold you back"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ElishaDLong/status/1961185896033653171)  2025-08-28T21:55Z 16.4K followers, 10.2K engagements


"@bryan_johnson Depression is a luxury of thought. Retardmaxx through it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ElishaDLong/status/1961203193230004490)  2025-08-28T23:04Z 16.4K followers, [----] engagements


"I don't think therefore I Am. Retardmaxx it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ElishaDLong/status/1963623706992742711)  2025-09-04T15:22Z 16.4K followers, 12.5K engagements


"Will you not give up being miserable"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ElishaDLong/status/1964083436223611133)  2025-09-05T21:49Z 16.4K followers, 20K engagements


"Hit on the HR girl and get fired"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ElishaDLong/status/1965161966055686209)  2025-09-08T21:14Z 16.4K followers, 26.4K engagements


"80% of men getting pissed off right now will be jerking off tomorrow Ride The Tiger Retardmaxx it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ElishaDLong/status/1966329701246578726)  2025-09-12T02:35Z 16.4K followers, [----] engagements


"Stop waiting for your parents approval. You don't need their permission. Honor and love them but live your life"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ElishaDLong/status/1968464196237987944)  2025-09-17T23:56Z 16.4K followers, 17.5K engagements


"Small talk leads to Big talk. Idiots hate small talk because they think they are too smart for that. These same idiots are depressed. Retardmax it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ElishaDLong/status/1970562424848969971)  2025-09-23T18:54Z 16.4K followers, [----] engagements


"Turn shit into sugar like a retarded alchemist. Nearly every misfortune can be flipped into a blessing. Retardmax it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ElishaDLong/status/1971016599793725470)  2025-09-25T00:59Z 16.4K followers, 11.5K engagements


"Pron addiction has to be the gayest addiction. No man is addicted to lesbian pron. Stop trying to quit pron and just go [--] hours without seeing naked dudes Retardmaxx it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ElishaDLong/status/1971268306729566638)  2025-09-25T17:39Z 16.4K followers, 26.7K engagements


"@peacekful Start retardmaxxing Stop planning everything Stop trying to control everything You aren't God. Stop acting like it and you will be free"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ElishaDLong/status/1971986852568838453)  2025-09-27T17:14Z 16.4K followers, [----] engagements


"Stop thinking about where you will take her on a first date. Tell her to come over for "Pumpkins and Picassos." Then Pump her with your Kin. Retardmaxx it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ElishaDLong/status/1972107635601428972)  2025-09-28T01:14Z 16.4K followers, [----] engagements


"@bicepsbybritt The most depressed people I've met love to count their steps. Counting how many times their little feet shuffle around on God's green earth. Kids don't count their steps. They just play. Stop counting your steps and you will be much happier"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ElishaDLong/status/1972832767336747473)  2025-09-30T01:15Z 16.4K followers, 11K engagements


"It is the boyfriend or husbands duty to liberate his woman from the shackles of an Apple watch A modern slave device She doesn't need to track her steps or get constant notifications and alerts Ser her free"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ElishaDLong/status/1973154129594950096)  2025-09-30T22:32Z 16.4K followers, 12.4K engagements


"Daily mandatory walks around your suburb are one of the greatest indicators of depression. I'll say any form of routine walking. It is not the walking that makes you a prisoner it is that walking is a symptom of slavery. Kids never want to go on walks. They want to play. This is not to say you should never go for walks. Walking is great. Hikes are good for the soul. But we have to ask ourselves why we gave up on play for the monotony of daily walks. If you need to constantly go on walks to "clear your head" maybe something in your life needs to change. Retardmaxx it and return to play. You'll"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ElishaDLong/status/1973445818435641627)  2025-10-01T17:52Z 16.4K followers, 521.6K engagements


"Idiot Mind Decimated Stack"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ElishaDLong/status/1974265389224808853)  2025-10-04T00:08Z 16.4K followers, 73K engagements


"Chew Glass Breathe Smoke Hoominaga Ride The Tiger Zipptydoodah [--] Dates Send Me Nothing Moves If Nothing Moves SOON High Thumos Short Bus Conquistadors RETARDMAXXING"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ElishaDLong/status/1975614882952454609)  2025-10-07T17:31Z 16.4K followers, [----] engagements


"You come into this world and they cut your dick off and send your ass to school. But for a few short years you're treated like a prince. Then you're kicked from the throne and sent to the Machine. Going against it is hard. Going against the expectations of the cogs is difficult. Digging up buried remnants of meaning is an exhausting but worthy pursuit. It will take faith the size of a mustard seed. It will take the unburdened mind of a child. Reclaim the throne by seeking out the Kings Light. You must Retardmaxx your way back. Holdfast"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ElishaDLong/status/1976014361455124708)  2025-10-08T19:58Z 16.4K followers, [----] engagements


"Thinking was the "sin" that separated us from God. That ripped us out of Eden. We saw too much and believed we were God. Christ was the solution to bring man back to God. "Be like children walk by faith love one another." We're a generation of men raised to believe we are smarter than we really are and this turns men into Idiots. We serve the system that furthers this progress and builds our thought prisons. Mental torture is trying to be something you aren't. Seeing too much drives you mad. A culture is built on a narrative. The narrative that united the West has been dismantled and mocked"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ElishaDLong/status/1978130218016489908)  2025-10-14T16:06Z 16.4K followers, 64.7K engagements


"Whoever shapes the minds of women controls the world. When we win the minds of women we win the war. They were the first to be deceived and will be the last to be convinced. Women are skeptical by nature they need to be in order to survive. They will quickly pounce on any perceived weakness to test for future security. They pry at the cracks in a man's armor to see what's at its core. Without a righteous male influence women are uncertain where to look. Some look to the stars and zodiacs. Most listen to the authorities the tribesmen the scientists and physicians to tell them how to think."  
[X Link](https://x.com/ElishaDLong/status/1978834678460133821)  2025-10-16T14:45Z 16.4K followers, 13.7K engagements


""I was waiting for something extraordinary to happen but as the years wasted on nothing ever did unless I caused it." Charles Bukowski Nothing moves if nothing moves Retardmaxx"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ElishaDLong/status/1981129199285850235)  2025-10-22T22:43Z 16.4K followers, 16.6K engagements


"If you don't have a "Soon" you're going to Goon. Alone in your room a concrete cacoon. A life lived in eternal noon. Feelings of doom because you don't have a soon. Soon Brother Retardmaxx"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ElishaDLong/status/1982211330850402766)  2025-10-25T22:23Z 16.4K followers, 22.5K engagements


"You often hear guys talk about the dangers of pron. How modern man can see more beautiful naked women in one day than the richest King could ever in his entire life. But you never hear them tell you that you also see more dicks than the gayest Duke"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ElishaDLong/status/1983224006367940631)  2025-10-28T17:27Z 16.4K followers, 30.5K engagements


"The less you know about the current meta the easier it is to create your own. While many are stifled by schemes and fearful ambition the Retardmaxxer conjures genius from fun. Brilliance is not a state of mind but a state of being"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ElishaDLong/status/1985436811200463259)  2025-11-03T19:59Z 16.4K followers, [----] engagements


"God supervises his most retarded soldiers Let go and ride the tiger Retardmaxxing"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ElishaDLong/status/1986510089721667718)  2025-11-06T19:04Z 16.4K followers, 11.6K engagements


"The audience you are trying to capture just got inspired by a penguin You need the courage to be simple Retardmaxx"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ElishaDLong/status/2015958479450546405)  2026-01-27T01:22Z 16.4K followers, 18.7K engagements

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