# ![@EctoReviews Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:26/cr:twitter::2000136739126718464.png) @EctoReviews john of movie reviews

john of movie reviews posts on X about fine, guess, the first, if you the most. They currently have [---] followers and [---] posts still getting attention that total [-----] engagements in the last [--] hours.

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### Social Influence

**Social category influence**
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**Social topic influence**
[fine](/topic/fine), [guess](/topic/guess), [the first](/topic/the-first), [if you](/topic/if-you), [sol](/topic/sol), [sea](/topic/sea), [first aid](/topic/first-aid), [blink](/topic/blink), [at least](/topic/at-least), [to the](/topic/to-the)

**Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by**
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### Top Social Posts
Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours

"@golgothasTrauma what exactly am i looking at here"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EctoReviews/status/2001067290666914161)  2025-12-16T23:09Z [--] followers, [--] engagements


"there is definitely something uncanny about the way the characters look and move at times and i do get how it can be seen as unnerving but there's also a lot of visually pretty moments that i think make up for it. the way the north pole looks is a good example of this"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EctoReviews/status/2003894755445653854)  2025-12-24T18:25Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"tom hanks' performance as the conductor is very memorable. definitely the stand out for me. it's pretty over the top at times but that's what makes it so fun. the kids in this movie also offer some good performances but tom hanks just shines so bright"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EctoReviews/status/2003894757316350258)  2025-12-24T18:25Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@golgothasTrauma your outfit looks so. squishy it's awesome"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EctoReviews/status/2004659353195000218)  2025-12-26T21:03Z [--] followers, [--] engagements


"it's snowing"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EctoReviews/status/2004760857327345817)  2025-12-27T03:46Z [--] followers, [---] engagements


".this drink was a bad idea"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EctoReviews/status/2004760858426310804)  2025-12-27T03:46Z [--] followers, [--] engagements


"@EctoBiologit i really am fine but thank you for worrying you are super cool too little me take care of yourself. :B"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EctoReviews/status/2004770803624411243)  2025-12-27T04:26Z [--] followers, [--] engagements


"i wish my life wasnint so fucking boring"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EctoReviews/status/2004808900772839800)  2025-12-27T06:57Z [--] followers, [---] engagements


"== Your name is JOHN EGBERT and you are currently standing in your childhood bedroom waiting for your friend SOLLUX CAPTOR (@2olluxpage) to arrive for your hangout Despite there being no image attached there is currently a massive blankfort set up in the middle of your room"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EctoReviews/status/2004978720910836134)  2025-12-27T18:12Z [--] followers, [---] engagements


"== This is the first time you've ever met someone from ANOTHER DIMENSION and also the first time you are meeting AN ALIEN You are quite nervous about it but also VERY excited. You can already tell today is going to be a very good day"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EctoReviews/status/2004978722076852346)  2025-12-27T18:12Z [--] followers, [---] engagements


"@2olluxpage == John: Go to comment on the fact that you probably would've just bought party hats at the store instead of going through the trouble of making them yourself but have your train of thought completely crash and burn at the feeling of Sollux touching you. Your face feels hot"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EctoReviews/status/2004987979518075003)  2025-12-27T18:49Z [--] followers, [--] engagements


"@2olluxpage == John: Pause to make sure you heard that right. Hivemate Kiss Kiss oh. == John: If you were dying before you are six feet fucking under now. Your throat feels tight. You can't even breathe. that's. great. yeah. that's awesome"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EctoReviews/status/2005048403710079448)  2025-12-27T22:49Z [--] followers, [---] engagements


"@2olluxpage == John: Reach out and gently hold onto Sollux's forearm. You just want the extra contact even if you don't particularly deserve it right now. i just. == John: Be incapable of looking him. You wish the world would end right now. i like you"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EctoReviews/status/2005067541488849292)  2025-12-28T00:05Z [--] followers, [--] engagements


"@2olluxpage i like you so much and when i think about other people getting to go on dates with you or hold you or even kiss you it makes me lose my mind it's so stupid i know. but i can't help it. i really really like you sollux"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EctoReviews/status/2005067780731928590)  2025-12-28T00:06Z [--] followers, [---] engagements


"@2olluxpage == John: Process and make sure you heard Sollux right. You feel like your entire being is being crushed. You are. happy Yeah. You are happy. You are SO happy. .you do == John: Hold onto Sollux a little bit tighter. Your entire face hurts from smiling. you like me"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EctoReviews/status/2005073922149286178)  2025-12-28T00:30Z [--] followers, [--] engagements


"@2olluxpage == John: You are so happy. You didn't think it was possible to smile any harder than you are right now but you are. Sollux likes you and he's letting you hold him. He's so close. He's so close and all you want for him is to be closer"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EctoReviews/status/2005076437381120230)  2025-12-28T00:40Z [--] followers, [--] engagements


"@2olluxpage c'mon admit it. it's a little funny"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EctoReviews/status/2005154176607932678)  2025-12-28T05:49Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@2olluxpage haha you too"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EctoReviews/status/2005443385994408254)  2025-12-29T00:58Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@fangbitz @avoidinmylife i'd also like to know"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EctoReviews/status/2006927052008731112)  2026-01-02T03:14Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@amporalix i wasn't jealous and sorry about your broken leg. that sucks. but i wasn't jealous"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EctoReviews/status/2007341020732899523)  2026-01-03T06:39Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"i really can't turn my back on this app or people start dying via death lasers"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EctoReviews/status/2007544205258961011)  2026-01-03T20:06Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@EctoBiologit i'm sure it'll work out i can't imagine a timeline where me and dave aren't friends so it'll be fine. :B"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EctoReviews/status/2007975063044473031)  2026-01-05T00:38Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"ok i'm pretty much entirely useless in this situation. even if i could try to find him i wouldn't be able to do anything. i need to stop freaking out. it's fine. he seemed fine maybe i should just watch a movie"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EctoReviews/status/2008010733083398432)  2026-01-05T03:00Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"maybe the cat in the hat yeah. yeah if this doesn't take my mind off this then nothing will"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EctoReviews/status/2008011035329142842)  2026-01-05T03:01Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"haha you know i didn't actually read all that much dr. seuss as a kid. i mean i definitely read the cat in the hat but besides that and a few others i didn't really care. rhyming is kind of boring"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EctoReviews/status/2008012377917423729)  2026-01-05T03:07Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@amporalix why is your boyfriend kidnapping MY boyfriend. not cool dude"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EctoReviews/status/2008016016094437776)  2026-01-05T03:21Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"WHY DID FISHBERT KIDNAP MY BOYFRIEND"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EctoReviews/status/2008016241810985408)  2026-01-05T03:22Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"in another life alec baldwin could've played clark kent. it wouldn't have been very good though"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EctoReviews/status/2008016786432893196)  2026-01-05T03:24Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"== John: Be worried. Your name is JOHN EGBERT and you are currently sitting on your bed in your dorm room. Your roommate and best friend DAVE STRIDER is asleep in the bed next to yours. It's late. You've never felt more tired"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EctoReviews/status/2008056874940436680)  2026-01-05T06:04Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"== You won't. You'll stay up and you'll worry. What if. what if he's completely fine and he has so much fun with this other cooler version of you and realize that you aren't anything at all. == Irrational. You are being Irrational. == John: Feel your hands shake"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EctoReviews/status/2008057987299155984)  2026-01-05T06:08Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"== You want to sleep. It's so much better than thinking useless crap like this. == He's going to figure you out eventually. He'll see you for what you are. You are nothing in the grand scheme of things. A blip in paradox space. Timelines like yours hold no importance"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EctoReviews/status/2008058937216729531)  2026-01-05T06:12Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@burgflipFryhead @mangoconruedas oh wow"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EctoReviews/status/2008714815762768080)  2026-01-07T01:38Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@burgflipFryhead @mangoconruedas that's a whole lot of city for one burger. i wish nothing but the best. :B"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EctoReviews/status/2008744259504271631)  2026-01-07T03:35Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"i miss sollux"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EctoReviews/status/2009128538247757884)  2026-01-08T05:02Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@avoidinmylife == John: Hear a knock Did dave order pizza hey dave did you order pizza. == Dave: make a vague noise. Too distracted by whatever is on his phone. == Oh well guess you better open that door"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EctoReviews/status/2009841440973828504)  2026-01-10T04:15Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@fishyBiologist @avoidinmylife he has said waaaaaaaay meaner stuff to me. i'm just matching his wavelength. :/"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EctoReviews/status/2010169731022762218)  2026-01-11T01:59Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@burgflipFryhead huh. i never thought of it that way. women DO have it hard"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EctoReviews/status/2010578381944070642)  2026-01-12T05:03Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@2olluxpage @turntechGxdhead @burgflipFryhead that's what i'm doing trans gender. like that"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EctoReviews/status/2010585005798637928)  2026-01-12T05:29Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@2olluxpage no you did not. but it's fine honestly i can't believe i didn't notice. i'm not good with this sort of stuff"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EctoReviews/status/2010589302384906559)  2026-01-12T05:46Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@2olluxpage like i said it's fine. i'm not really bothered. i'm just glad you told me. i love you a lot. 3"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EctoReviews/status/2010592761100271915)  2026-01-12T06:00Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@2olluxpage @fangbitz no that's not what's happening at all i mean yeah i was sort of bothered i guess. but i wouldn't do something like that. it's not a DATE fishy and i are just going to hang out in my dorm is all. i didn't think you would care so i didn't think to mention it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EctoReviews/status/2011128931018236180)  2026-01-13T17:31Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"== No answer. hm what about finding nemo it's a sea movie but nearly as lame as the little mermaid"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EctoReviews/status/2011647580133081255)  2026-01-15T03:52Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"== No answer. maybe no sea movies. just because you're a fish doesn't mean you want to watch sea movies. how about the parent trap we could totally be the twins lindsay lohan plays. our dads would never know the difference. well besides the gills and the antenna haha"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EctoReviews/status/2011647581697556654)  2026-01-15T03:52Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@amporalix yeah i don't think i'm going to do all of that. but a walk outside when its cold does help me refocus so there's some merit"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EctoReviews/status/2012323626448474278)  2026-01-17T00:38Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"grass is itchy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EctoReviews/status/2012332293214658969)  2026-01-17T01:13Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@fangbitz i'll be fine. i'll take a walk or something"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EctoReviews/status/2012342823937564732)  2026-01-17T01:54Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"happy it's the weekend i didn't get back to my dorm until 4am"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EctoReviews/status/2012608116555170189)  2026-01-17T19:29Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@amporalix wow. that sucks. you're pretty brave snowy. i don't think i could handle being in a situation like that let alone live it. but the fact that you have makes you really cool"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EctoReviews/status/2013052966673301526)  2026-01-19T00:56Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@fangbitz uh. yeah that is reassuring. thank you"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EctoReviews/status/2013428171744436409)  2026-01-20T01:47Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@PlasticFoodYum @2olluxpage please don't wink at my boyfriend"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EctoReviews/status/2013430566423544321)  2026-01-20T01:57Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@2olluxpage i'm really sorry you have to deal with that sol but i think our situations are different. i'm not depressed i just get really lazy sometimes. it's nothing serious"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EctoReviews/status/2013831615890309314)  2026-01-21T04:30Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@PlasticFoodYum it wasn't a date. but yeah it was nice. i guess"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EctoReviews/status/2014162122373280215)  2026-01-22T02:24Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


": I think I see something. : oh yeah maybe some crabs. they like to cling onto the rocks. : pfft no way it looks to big to be a crab. : fine a turtle then. == the voices draw closer. : maybe it looked kind of bl- == a scream. : what What happened +"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EctoReviews/status/2014217748214317058)  2026-01-22T06:05Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"== running. : oh fuck. oh my fucking god. : what what what did- == pause. : oh shit. : i'm going to be sick. : fuck. did he jump == retching. : sometimes. : stop i don't want to hear it. : well fuck what am i supposed to do"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EctoReviews/status/2014217751200710666)  2026-01-22T06:05Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"== you barely manage to lift your head up but only barely. it makes your head swim your lungs burn. the simple act of it is too tiring. == your vision is blurred but somehow among the various smears of grey there is blue"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EctoReviews/status/2014221952031097228)  2026-01-22T06:21Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"== you can't make anything out about the blue blur but for some reason you are no longer scared to die. this is a nightmare. == a nightmare. ok of course this is a nightmare. sorry for disturbing you. == your head drops back down. you can't keep lift it anymore"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EctoReviews/status/2014221954291749241)  2026-01-22T06:21Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"== John: Wake up. Awake you do. Your eyes slowly flutter open a blur of blues and greys greet your vision. It's cold. That's the first thing you register. Dave must've opened the window when he came back last night. You really hate it when he does that. +"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EctoReviews/status/2014376971699146929)  2026-01-22T16:37Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"Your mouth feels stale and dry your tongue briefly sticking to the root of your mouth. Gross. Your throat feels even drier as well as your eyes; you have to blink a few times to bring any moisture back. == John: Sit up. A wave of nausea hits you. +"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EctoReviews/status/2014376973297189144)  2026-01-22T16:37Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@2olluxpage i have my hoodie i'll be fine. :B"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EctoReviews/status/2014471383192043913)  2026-01-22T22:52Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@avoidinmylife == John: Stare blankly at the note. You can't pinpoint what it is you're feeling. A jumble of guilt and regret. But there is also anger. You are suddenly so angry. Angry that you've been sitting here tearing yourself up over making him leave. +"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EctoReviews/status/2014511903482294429)  2026-01-23T01:34Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@EctoBiologit == John: Notice the kid falling asleep. You laugh under your breath he didn't even get to have any pizza. it's fine you'll save him a few slices for when he wakes up. You close the laptop. == John: Try your best not to disturb him as you get up. He's pretty asleep. +"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EctoReviews/status/2014563135420879292)  2026-01-23T04:57Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@EctoBiologit You think you will grab the pizza and then take a short walk around campus. When you return you will collapse onto dave's bed and sleep with the security of knowing your little brother is safe and alive just a few feet away from you"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EctoReviews/status/2014563197928538395)  2026-01-23T04:57Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@fangbitz it's a party i'd be pretty lame not to. i am knly a little tipsy dont worry"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EctoReviews/status/2014892005630038351)  2026-01-24T02:44Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@2olluxpage i miss yiu too. i missiy you smuch i dont knowa what to do with myself. plelsanse see mye soon"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EctoReviews/status/2014910736720650528)  2026-01-24T03:58Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"on my 'puter :B"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EctoReviews/status/2015546611527799048)  2026-01-25T22:05Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@2olluxpage EB: just let me know if you're alright. EB: or if this is you breaking up with me or something. EB: please. EB: i don't know what to do here sol"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EctoReviews/status/2015590209933697330)  2026-01-26T00:58Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@2olluxpage EB: i'm so useless and i hate it. EB: i'm sorry. EB: this is my fault. i should've just gotten over myself. EB: i should've just talked to you. EB: i should've just told you that i felt like shit EB: i keep fucking this up and i'm really sorry. EB: i love you"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EctoReviews/status/2015590705687924910)  2026-01-26T01:00Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@2olluxpage EB: can i come over or you can come over. it doesn't matter. EB: i just. i REALLY need to see you right now. EB: i'm sorry if that's selfish of me to ask but i just. EB: please. EB: i miss you"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EctoReviews/status/2015593497659940927)  2026-01-26T01:11Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@2olluxpage == John: Feel your heart leap out of your chest. The sound of his voice behind you makes your brain stutter and suddenly you feel like your consciousness is lagging behind your body. You swivel around to look at him. +"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EctoReviews/status/2015604399012446492)  2026-01-26T01:55Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@2olluxpage == John: It takes a minute for your brain to catch up witn what your seeing. You don't think twice before launching yourself at him clutching onto him desperately. He's so warm in your arms. Real and grounding. +"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EctoReviews/status/2015608911521562642)  2026-01-26T02:13Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@2olluxpage == If you squeeze him tight enough hold him tight enough it's almost like he can fuse into you. Two bodies living off one heart. i'm sorry. fuck i'm so sorry"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EctoReviews/status/2015609300576768094)  2026-01-26T02:14Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@avoidinmylife == John: Ow. Ow ow ow The pain finally catches up with you it sears from the right side of your face. It's so blinding you don't process Eridan standing in front of you until you hear his voice. You huff out in annoyance. what is with you and harassing me at my dorm +"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EctoReviews/status/2015949002962043060)  2026-01-27T00:44Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@avoidinmylife == Glare at Eridan's dumb face. It's always strange to see him this close you can almost map out every freckle on his face like this. i am sorry about not asking about fishy but i don't regret being an asshole to you anymore especially because you punched me +"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EctoReviews/status/2015977836209963121)  2026-01-27T02:39Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@avoidinmylife == John: Your nose is still bleeding you're pretty sure it's dripping down to your shirt. It's one of your favorites too. Wow you feel pissed. i'm guessing this is you rescinding your forgiveness == John: Try shove Eridan back a bit at least enough for him to let go"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EctoReviews/status/2015978595878109701)  2026-01-27T02:42Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@avoidinmylife == John: You shift so one of your hands is pinning Eridan's arms down. Your now free hand curls up into a fist and without a second thought you connect it with his cheek. Hard. You've never actually punched someone before. The thought always made you sick. +"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EctoReviews/status/2016018809556172949)  2026-01-27T05:21Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@avoidinmylife == You are not a violent person. You would not fight someone you don't think you'd even know how. So why the fuck are you doing it now You hit him again a rush of euphoria spreading throughout your entire body. It's his fault. Eridan makes you do shit that you wouldn't"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EctoReviews/status/2016019243201102081)  2026-01-27T05:23Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@avoidinmylife == John: Pull Eridan into a bruising kiss"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EctoReviews/status/2016023973734318303)  2026-01-27T05:42Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@avoidinmylife == John: Clench your jaw as you watch him struggle. You can't tell if it would be too fucked up after everything to laugh. please you aren't helpless. you're more like a dog that followed me here bit me and then have feelings hurt when i finally chase you away"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EctoReviews/status/2016037712055411196)  2026-01-27T06:37Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"i think nicolas cage deserves to play another vampire. him as dracula in renfield was transcendent"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EctoReviews/status/2015543583919734817)  2026-01-25T21:53Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@2olluxpage EB: fuck. jesus christ. EB: oh my god i was so worried. EB: i thought you might've. EB: fuck. sol you are not useless. i didn't want you to know. EB: you were already dealing with stuff i didn't want to burdern you with my problems"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EctoReviews/status/2015593459227504805)  2026-01-26T01:11Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"No sea glass. You'll have to search somewhere else. When you stand up it is only then do you catch a glint of blue in the corner of your vision. That nagging feeling intensfies and finally you turn to look in the direction of it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EctoReviews/status/2016603387660554566)  2026-01-28T20:04Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@guppyBiologist == John: Walk up to the strange boy. You blink a few times trying to make sure that you're seeing this right. He looks almost exactly like you maybe a bit younger. But the strangest thing about him is his antenna. You've never seen anything like that before. are you lost"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EctoReviews/status/2016606083054502178)  2026-01-28T20:15Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@guppyBiologist == John: Beam at the other boy. Oh wow this is the coolest thing to happen to you ever. You knew coming to the beach would be way better than walking around shopping. that's SO awesome so do you breathe underwater and stuff oh i bet you swim suuuper fast +"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EctoReviews/status/2016612620498030667)  2026-01-28T20:41Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@guppyBiologist == You are so excited you're practically rocking back and forth. You almost completely forget what your main objective of today was. hey do you want to help me find sea glass it'll be way easier with two sets of eyes. == John: Pause. hehe or i guess eight. :B"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EctoReviews/status/2016612988569182332)  2026-01-28T20:42Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@guppyBiologist == John: Somehow your smile gets even wider. yeah that sounds like so much fun. i bet you'd beat me in a race it wouldn't even be any competition. +"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EctoReviews/status/2016628072741818610)  2026-01-28T21:42Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@guppyBiologist == John: Keep your eyes the sand. Or at least you attempt to. Your eyes keep drifting back to sharky. It's polite to look at someone when they're talking"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EctoReviews/status/2016628316057587756)  2026-01-28T21:43Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@guppyBiologist == John: Blink a few times you turn to look Sharky in confusion. huh why are you sorry you didn't do anything. == John: Match his expression. Did you say something wrong You tend to do that a lot without realizing"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EctoReviews/status/2016658604972179931)  2026-01-28T23:44Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@guppyBiologist == John: Be oblivious to the worsening weather. Instead you beam up at Sharky brightly. You're so excited you've completed your mission. it is == John: Stand up and hug Sharky. You pull back quickly. thank you for helping me find it i knew we could do it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EctoReviews/status/2016665967460581856)  2026-01-29T00:13Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@guppyBiologist == John: Laugh. You knew it was coming but your heart still races. You spin around to face him your cheeks hurt from smiling. jeez you're already better at this than me. :B == John: Get an idea. Without another word you sprint and dive under. Tag underwater"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EctoReviews/status/2016702713497866621)  2026-01-29T02:39Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@guppyBiologist == John: Nod excitedly. You gently tap his shoulder. tag you're it == John: Dive under once more and swim further out. You're a pretty decent swimmer for someone who doesn't get a lot of opportunities to"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EctoReviews/status/2016714041780256916)  2026-01-29T03:24Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@guppyBiologist == John: You haven't had this much fun in forever. You can hear your own heartbeat in your ears as you swim away from Sharky. You feel him get close a few times which makes your adrenaline spike and pushes you to swim faster. Your lungs and limbs start to burn"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EctoReviews/status/2016716356960604242)  2026-01-29T03:33Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@guppyBiologist == John: Laugh as you're tugged upwards. That was so much fun aw dang. i gave you a pretty good chase though right == John: Sharky's smile reaally makes him look like a shark. You don't find it even slightly off-putting. my turn i'll try extra hard to catch you"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EctoReviews/status/2016719993573167237)  2026-01-29T03:48Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@guppyBiologist == John: Dive right after him. You know he's probably holding back but it's fine. It would be super unfair if he didn't. You push yourself to catch up your arm out forward to gently grab onto him when you feel him near. You eventually do and you know you're near shore. +"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EctoReviews/status/2016726447642333633)  2026-01-29T04:13Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@2olluxpage EB: . EB: you're ok with it EB: wait why would eridan imply that it would be romantic he just punched me out of nowhere. nothing about what happened that night was romantic. EB: i don't like him. i need you to understand it didn't mean anything sol"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EctoReviews/status/2017304732252180939)  2026-01-30T18:31Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@2olluxpage EB: quadrant hate love EB: sollux you do understand none of those words mean anything to me right. EB: i don't love anything about eridan. he sucks and he's awful all the time"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EctoReviews/status/2017309047968678371)  2026-01-30T18:48Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@2olluxpage EB: ok so the answer is no then. EB: because it sounds like it's the branches into the same thing as us. EB: you didn't think maybe you should've talked to me about this first EB: do you like him more or something is that why"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EctoReviews/status/2017326349560779049)  2026-01-30T19:57Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@easilyBlue the movie. the [----] movie deep impact. the one with morgan freeman"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EctoReviews/status/2017462636259250296)  2026-01-31T04:59Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@fangbitz == John: The sight of the wounds immediately makes you queasy your heart rate spiking with panic. You've never been quite good at handling blood or people dying. Mostly because you've never had to handle anyone dying before. You push it down. you're uh in my dorm room. +"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EctoReviews/status/2017774062765019518)  2026-02-01T01:36Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@fangbitz == John: Take a deep breath. Your eyes frantically scan their entire body trying to search for every possible wound visable to you. you're bleeding a lot. do you. == John: Swallow. i can help"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EctoReviews/status/2017774592417558533)  2026-02-01T01:38Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@fangbitz == John: Nod. You stand up to go search for the comphrensive first aid kit you have. he won't be trust me. he was worried sick about you after you left. == You end up locating it quickly setting it down besides you as you sit in front of Luc. can i see your left arm"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EctoReviews/status/2017777771481854305)  2026-02-01T01:51Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@fangbitz == John: As gently as possible you place a hand on Luc's arm assessing the damage. The wounds doesn't look particularly deep so it won't need stitches. You'll have to bring them over to the bathroom so you can clean it properly. he's ok yeah. Worried about you though. +"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EctoReviews/status/2017781440885493966)  2026-02-01T02:05Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@fangbitz he didn't seem angry with you. if anything he seemed more angry with himself he didn't really explain what happened. = It really isn't your place to pry even if Luc showed up bleeding in your room. are you ok to stand i can't help you here we should move to the bathroom"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EctoReviews/status/2017782796237070356)  2026-02-01T02:11Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@fangbitz == John: Stand up alongside Luc a wave of annoyance rolling over you at their question. You try your hardest to fight back the urge to roll your eyes. i'm not sure. maybe [--] minutes you're kind of bleeding out on my carpet dude. let's make sure you don't die first. +"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EctoReviews/status/2017827047167640036)  2026-02-01T05:07Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@fangbitz == John: Gather the first aid kit off the ground and carry it in your arms. You walk over to the door and open it before walking back over to Luc. it's just down the hall not a very far walk and it's late so nobody will be around. you don't feel like passing out do you"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EctoReviews/status/2017827785642020988)  2026-02-01T05:10Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@fangbitz == John: Panic slightly. You once again reach your hand out just in case you need to catch them. Ok they won't be able to walk on their own that's a problem. hey hold this. == John: Give Luc the first aid kit. Without another word you pick them up bridal style. +"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EctoReviews/status/2017831465183285304)  2026-02-01T05:24Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@fangbitz == You are very careful not to disturb any of Luc's wounds your hold on them solid but not tight. is that better"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EctoReviews/status/2017831999634084037)  2026-02-01T05:26Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@fangbitz can i see your left arm again i have to clean the wound"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EctoReviews/status/2017840738760007764)  2026-02-01T06:01Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@fangbitz == John: Just like before you gently take hold of Luc's arm careful as you guide it over the rushing water. You keep it there for a few minutes holding onto their forearm keeping it steady. so. how exactly did this happen anyways"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EctoReviews/status/2017844415805677944)  2026-02-01T06:16Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@fangbitz == John: Frown. well that's stupid. == You move their arm away from the stream grabbing some antibacterial soap. You clean around their wounds attentively but careful. you're lucky your wounds aren't worse. you could've died and it would've been stupid. +"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EctoReviews/status/2017849128458588340)  2026-02-01T06:34Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@fangbitz == You aren't really sure why you're saying all of this. You're angry you think. Angry on behalf of Sollux. They could've died because of their own carelessness leaving Sollux without them. It's an extremely irrational thought but you can't help it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EctoReviews/status/2017849659709132811)  2026-02-01T06:37Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@fangbitz well let's focus on you not bleeding out to death in my dorm first. == John: Rinse off the soap. You shut off the tap with one hand grabbing a box of butterfly bandages out of the first aid kit with the other. You place them where they need to go. can i see your right arm"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EctoReviews/status/2017855788845568352)  2026-02-01T07:01Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@fangbitz == John: Grimace. You're reminded of the blood staining your carpet. You have no clue how you're going to explain that to your roommate. i think we have very different definitions of the word fun. == Wound is clean. Time for the hard part. +"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EctoReviews/status/2018064687003513290)  2026-02-01T20:51Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@fangbitz == John: Pick up the needle and string. You hesitate. um if you want you can hold onto me so you don't. fall over or something. == John: Begin. This sucks. This sucks so bad. You have to make sure your brain is completely turned off so you can focus on doing a good job"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EctoReviews/status/2018065243822596248)  2026-02-01T20:53Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@fangbitz i'm almost done i'm sorry. just hold out a bit longer. == John: The hand resting on their torso gives a gentle squeeze just something to distract them from the pain. == Once you're done you guve them a few minutes to catch their breath. You do not move your hand away"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EctoReviews/status/2018081618737725931)  2026-02-01T21:58Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@fangbitz == John: Take a deep breath. You suddenly feel exhausted. yeah of course. == There is blood all over your hands and shirt. please for sollux's sake do not do anything stupid for a week minimum. i don't need you popping open your stitches and bleeding to death"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EctoReviews/status/2018085820952113605)  2026-02-01T22:15Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@fishyBiologist i'm just worried about you. you didn't. i don't think you're heartless ok maybe literally you are i don't really get any of that. but you don't act like it. you. are really kind. and if you were AS terrible as you say you are i don't think you'd feel any guilt about it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EctoReviews/status/2018108838235505083)  2026-02-01T23:46Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@fishyBiologist i guess what i'm trying to say is that i don't really think you're a monster. i don't know what's going on but i don't think. i don't think you're a bad person"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EctoReviews/status/2018109179320467774)  2026-02-01T23:48Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@fangbitz == John: Have a brain shut down. Well not exactly what you expected them to say. You don't hate the idea though Luc is your. ok you don't actually know what they are. But it's fine. There is still blood on your shirt though. +"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EctoReviews/status/2018113720313081903)  2026-02-02T00:06Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@fangbitz .sure i'll uh. == John: Grab a shirt from your hamper and change into it. Exchanging one dirty shirt for another at least there's no blood. You climb into bed next to Luc raising your arm up so they can lean into you. You feel awkward for some reason"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EctoReviews/status/2018114197234884946)  2026-02-02T00:08Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@fangbitz == John: Pause for a second but only a second the purring had surprised you. The sound of it is nice though you like it. You like how calm you feel. You continue to scratch the movement getting lazier. It's like your body is on autopilot. Everything about Luc is soft"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EctoReviews/status/2018121346358894809)  2026-02-02T00:36Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@fangbitz == John: Shift so that you are fully holding Luc in your arms. You don't even realize it until you're drifting off and you can't even be bothered to care. You are so warm surrounded by something soft and safe. Every muscle in your body relaxes at once. You fall asleep"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EctoReviews/status/2018124420334981201)  2026-02-02T00:48Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"Seems like John was making a whoooooooole lot of friends here. ::::)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EctoReviews/status/2021004738008113436)  2026-02-09T23:34Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@2olluxpage Jesus you talk like you want people to harass you online. You would 8e 8etter off with deactivating than plaguing John with your intergalactic 8ullshit. He's sooooooo torn up over you and I just can't see what the fuss is a8out"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EctoReviews/status/2021021238660059273)  2026-02-10T00:39Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"John == John clearly surprised to see you nearly drops the whatever he's holding in his hand. You step back to let him in. oh hey vris. i didn't think you'd still be here. == Vriska: Scoff. Of course I'm still here what the fuck where the fuck were you"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EctoReviews/status/2021807206703018212)  2026-02-12T04:42Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"== In lieu of a reply John makes a vague gesture with his free hand and then shrugs. You want to hit him so you do. Hard. The blow lands directly on his shoulder. ow what the heck was that for == Vriska: Hit him again this time softer"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EctoReviews/status/2021807209324437582)  2026-02-12T04:42Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@2olluxpage Wow aren't you just incredi8ly self aware"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EctoReviews/status/2021808764077453742)  2026-02-12T04:49Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"hey everyone"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EctoReviews/status/2022058156084670962)  2026-02-12T21:20Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@avoidinmylife == John: Answer the door. You've been rotting in bed all day you even purposefully skipped class. You know you must look like a mess when you face Eridan. hey. == John: Silently let him inside"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EctoReviews/status/2022172243451949558)  2026-02-13T04:53Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@avoidinmylife == John: Guilt rises like bile in your throat. It feels like it will choke you the more you try to swallow it down. You sort of hope that it does. You can't look at him it makes your chest ache too much. You've missed him too. i'm fine. you didn't need to come all this way"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EctoReviews/status/2022186426318959047)  2026-02-13T05:49Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@avoidinmylife == John: Smile at him. It's one of the first genuine ones you've managed all week. only one of the greatest movies ever made. it's thematically appropriate trust me. = You are overhyping this but Transformers IS a pretty good movie. Robot fights Megan fox Megatron"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EctoReviews/status/2022242039451291952)  2026-02-13T09:30Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@slimerfan2009 @catwizard1970 @nerfClawcrane5 @capriGodhead @bunnyBiologist @fishyBiologist @LightTTherapist"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EctoReviews/status/2022451400773636106)  2026-02-13T23:22Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@2olluxpage The fact th8t it didn't occur t8 y8u to check on him and ask him yourself directly sp8ks volum8s. You truly do not deserve John 8t 8ll"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EctoReviews/status/2021784015318216923)  2026-02-12T03:10Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"jesus christ. what the fuck am i doing"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EctoReviews/status/2022479099160367174)  2026-02-14T01:12Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"i do think this movie drags at certain parts and it can definitely be TOO quiet in a way that feels dull. but the preformances really pull you back in so it's hard to feel bored"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EctoReviews/status/2022497082939183261)  2026-02-14T02:24Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"heath ledger and jake gyllenhaal are obviously the stand outs. their preformances truly make it. i don't think anybody but them could've made this movie what it was. heath ledger offers such a quiet stotic preformance that has so much underlying feeling behind each word"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EctoReviews/status/2022497084927267284)  2026-02-14T02:24Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"while jake gyllenhaal is loud and open about what he wants. the dynamic creates such an interesting dichotomy that is so magnetic to watch"  
[X Link](https://x.com/EctoReviews/status/2022497087733301397)  2026-02-14T02:24Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"pinned post to keep all my reviews in one place :B"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2000575705747472399)  2025-12-15T14:36Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"== John: Wake up"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2023803500548022703)  2026-02-17T16:55Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"== You feel cold. == It's quiet. Quieter than you remember it being. == Your brain feels like it's buzzing. Static. Like it wasn't yours for awhile and it's trying to adjust. You try to shift but don't move very much like a corpse. == Your eyes are open"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2023803494583681182)  2026-02-17T16:55Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"i've always liked watching the snow fall from my window"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2023800595090641280)  2026-02-17T16:43Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"this latte is pretty good so i guess it's not completely terrible. my roommate is forcing me to go on a walk. this sucks it's so cold out. my roommate is forcing me to go on a walk. this sucks it's so cold out"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2023483649916916073)  2026-02-16T19:44Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"my roommate is forcing me to go on a walk. this sucks it's so cold out"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2023478642664472809)  2026-02-16T19:24Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"it looks like it might snow"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2023478253466554725)  2026-02-16T19:23Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"that bot is cruel"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2023286173767172550)  2026-02-16T06:39Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"no he doesn't. Gemini misses you Aries. Gemini misses you Aries"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2023286124253508002)  2026-02-16T06:39Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"Gemini misses you Aries"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2023279748902793307)  2026-02-16T06:14Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"i don't even have the energy to watch a movie. this sucks"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2023113532745888252)  2026-02-15T19:13Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"my head hurts. i think i'll just sleep all of tomorrow. it'll make it end quicker. i think i'll just sleep all of tomorrow. it'll make it end quicker"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2022886384017735936)  2026-02-15T04:11Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"i think i'll just sleep all of tomorrow. it'll make it end quicker"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2022506400430330171)  2026-02-14T03:01Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"ps. i have a matching one btw"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2022737537710903386)  2026-02-14T18:19Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"RT @EctoBiologit: //@EctoReviews dear john we fought yesterday and im still upset. i still love you a lot though. youre my brother"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2022886219714355604)  2026-02-15T04:10Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"//@EctoReviews dear john we fought yesterday and im still upset. i still love you a lot though. youre my brother and nothing can ever change that. anyways you just got broken up and that sucks. so i hope this eases the pain you probably feel today.happy valentines day it is valentines day it is time for john to become cupid and give out gifts. thats not exactly what cupid dose but its ok. john use your wind powers to leave gifts and notes for everyone https://t.co/UfoHCEQXxq it is valentines day it is time for john to become cupid and give out gifts. thats not exactly what cupid dose but its"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2022737400544330140)  2026-02-14T18:19Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"it is valentines day it is time for john to become cupid and give out gifts. thats not exactly what cupid dose but its ok. john use your wind powers to leave gifts and notes for everyone"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2022722418280927398)  2026-02-14T17:19Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"@2olluxpage yeah. i guess so"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2022499574804521109)  2026-02-14T02:34Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"please take care of yourself sol"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2022499687937515525)  2026-02-14T02:34Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"https://x.com/i/status/2003894750416609495 the polar express (2004) dir. robert zemeckis https://t.co/pnJVdG76zO https://x.com/i/status/2003894750416609495 the polar express (2004) dir. robert zemeckis https://t.co/pnJVdG76zO"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2003894907027779763)  2025-12-24T18:25Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"the polar express (2004) dir. robert zemeckis"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2003894750416609495)  2025-12-24T18:25Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"https://x.com/i/status/2022497076387696843 brokeback moutain (2005) dir. ang lee https://t.co/5sB1NpEkur https://x.com/i/status/2022497076387696843 brokeback moutain (2005) dir. ang lee https://t.co/5sB1NpEkur"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2022497514705031590)  2026-02-14T02:25Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"brokeback moutain (2005) dir. ang lee"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2022497076387696843)  2026-02-14T02:24Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"it's definitely an emotional watch i think i felt kind of empty by the time the credits rolled. there is something so sad about never getting to be yourself and when you are you're punished for it. it's honestly harrowing"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2022497090782531888)  2026-02-14T02:24Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"there's more i want to say but i don't really know how to. i enjoyed this movie a lot. my chest aches really bad. i never realized you can mourn someone who's alive it's such an odd feeling"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2022497093089399264)  2026-02-14T02:24Z [---] followers, [--] engagements

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