#  @DeFiNoncense DeFi Noncense DeFi Noncense posts on X about crypto, bitcoin, polymarket, money the most. They currently have [--] followers and [---] posts still getting attention that total [---] engagements in the last [--] hours. ### Engagements: [---] [#](/creator/twitter::1951988068170321920/interactions)  - [--] Week [-----] +462% - [--] Month [-----] +1.90% - [--] Months [------] +513,620% ### Mentions: [--] [#](/creator/twitter::1951988068170321920/posts_active)  - [--] Week [--] -82% - [--] Month [--] +7.50% - [--] Months [---] +10,050% ### Followers: [--] [#](/creator/twitter::1951988068170321920/followers)  - [--] Week [--] +5% - [--] Month [--] +19% ### CreatorRank: [---------] [#](/creator/twitter::1951988068170321920/influencer_rank)  ### Social Influence **Social category influence** [finance](/list/finance) [cryptocurrencies](/list/cryptocurrencies) [exchanges](/list/exchanges) [countries](/list/countries) [stocks](/list/stocks) [technology brands](/list/technology-brands) [social networks](/list/social-networks) [currencies](/list/currencies) [events](/list/events) [nfts](/list/nfts) **Social topic influence** [crypto](/topic/crypto), [bitcoin](/topic/bitcoin), [polymarket](/topic/polymarket), [money](/topic/money), [binance](/topic/binance), [$btc](/topic/$btc), [ethereum](/topic/ethereum), [defi](/topic/defi) #1081, [$eth](/topic/$eth), [blockchain](/topic/blockchain) **Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by** [@coinbureau](/creator/undefined) [@cointelegraph](/creator/undefined) [@polymarket](/creator/undefined) [@bitcoinnewscom](/creator/undefined) [@thebtctherapist](/creator/undefined) [@coingecko](/creator/undefined) [@rugtelegraph](/creator/undefined) [@bulltheoryio](/creator/undefined) [@coinmarketcap](/creator/undefined) [@wublockchain](/creator/undefined) [@binance](/creator/undefined) [@ffvv1211](/creator/undefined) [@polymarkettrade](/creator/undefined) [@documentingbtc](/creator/undefined) [@morsyxbt](/creator/undefined) [@farcasterxyz](/creator/undefined) [@monad](/creator/undefined) [@mastrxyz](/creator/undefined) [@metamask](/creator/undefined) [@minswapintern](/creator/undefined) **Top assets mentioned** [Bitcoin (BTC)](/topic/bitcoin) [Ethereum (ETH)](/topic/ethereum) [Coinbase Global Inc. (COIN)](/topic/coinbase) [Solana (SOL)](/topic/solana) [USDC (USDC)](/topic/usdc) [Pump.fun (PUMP)](/topic/pumpfun) [Flow (FLOW)](/topic/$flow) [Pudgy Penguins (pudgypenguins)](/topic/pudgypenguins) [XRP (XRP)](/topic/xrp) [Official Trump (TRUMP)](/topic/$trump) [Melania Meme (MELANIA)](/topic/$melania) [Alphabet Inc Class A (GOOGL)](/topic/$googl) [Tether (USDT)](/topic/$usdt) [Linea (LINEA)](/topic/linea) [Rarible (RARI)](/topic/rarible) ### Top Social Posts Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours "OMG OMG people are searching for crypto black swan event buy signal this is it guys tothemoon lfg. now breathe out and find some real news 🚨 MASSIVE: Google searches for "crypto" have spiked in the past [--] hours. https://t.co/SDq58owizs 🚨 MASSIVE: Google searches for "crypto" have spiked in the past [--] hours. https://t.co/SDq58owizs" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/1959631053888295264) 2025-08-24T14:57Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "is it is it any different from whale action or MM activity Thoughts #Binance #marketmaking #cryptowhales #cryptomanipulation #btc #eth 🚨 BREAKING: BINANCE IS DUMPING $ETH & $BTC TO LIQUIDATE LONGS THIS IS PURE MANIPULATION https://t.co/teIXtyadSt 🚨 BREAKING: BINANCE IS DUMPING $ETH & $BTC TO LIQUIDATE LONGS THIS IS PURE MANIPULATION https://t.co/teIXtyadSt" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/1959815901978743166) 2025-08-25T03:11Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "@AmitFlux @Bitcoin @ethereum @CoinDCX Very important for people to understand the trade-offs before automatically criticizing one or another good on you to share" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/1959816326047834350) 2025-08-25T03:13Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "I have a financial advisor. His name is @coingecko. In the age of #Bitcoin having a financial advisor is like saying the McDonalds cashier is your nutritionist. -Samson Mow https://t.co/EhM1EZNqQg In the age of #Bitcoin having a financial advisor is like saying the McDonalds cashier is your nutritionist. -Samson Mow https://t.co/EhM1EZNqQg" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/1960537717076582841) 2025-08-27T02:59Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "Farcaster is no joke. Don't ignore it. #farcaster #socialmedia #decentralization Farcaster is built on Ethereum. @farcaster_xyz is a decentralized social protocol that lets developers build apps where users own their data identity and social graph. It aims to make social networking open portable and censorship-resistant. https://t.co/K8b5iRzDYM Farcaster is built on Ethereum. @farcaster_xyz is a decentralized social protocol that lets developers build apps where users own their data identity and social graph. It aims to make social networking open portable and censorship-resistant." [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/1961113534688841976) 2025-08-28T17:07Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "@BitcoinNewsCom This is very cool. Thailand is primed for crypto adoption" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/1961478283444326545) 2025-08-29T17:17Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "@saylordocs Fidelity: We have no idea what this is but we want attention and more pressure on clueless investors. What's the craziest $ we can do" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/1965776936174755864) 2025-09-10T13:58Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "In an alternate universe where everything is onchain: [--]. SEC destroys documents [--]. Realizes there are more copies they can hope to get to [--]. Democracy #sec @crypto #cryptoregulations #onchain The Gensler SEC destroyed documents they were required to preserve and produce. We now have proof from the SECs own Inspector General. Today we ask the federal court to address this gross violation of public trust to ensure that it never happens again. 1/3 https://t.co/DPLtHUiolj The Gensler SEC destroyed documents they were required to preserve and produce. We now have proof from the SECs own Inspector" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/1966410797174894720) 2025-09-12T07:57Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "Allow me to translate: $USDT - money grab $USAT - bonus money grab #stablecoins #crypto #cryptohumor EXCLUSIVE: Tether's Paolo Ardoino explains the dual role of USDT and USA USDT has become the digital dollar for emerging markets serving nearly [---] million people across Africa Latin America and Southeast Asia. It was built for the unbanked and underserved in developing https://t.co/bIBsbLYwF8 EXCLUSIVE: Tether's Paolo Ardoino explains the dual role of USDT and USA USDT has become the digital dollar for emerging markets serving nearly [---] million people across Africa Latin America and" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/1967518271055495685) 2025-09-15T09:18Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "100% this. Besides creating #BTC and #ETH treasury companies and other crypto investments what can wall street even do what's crazy is crypto spent [--] years building an entirely new financial system that's 10x better than the old one but we couldn't roll it out because they made it illegal so we had to build in the grey and get political (meanwhile they blamed us for having no use cases while https://t.co/6Yx84ITNVA what's crazy is crypto spent [--] years building an entirely new financial system that's 10x better than the old one but we couldn't roll it out because they made it illegal so we" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/1968953599024636037) 2025-09-19T08:21Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "Today in "we used to be in crypto to change the world but now go crazy over any announcement from POTUS or Powell." #crypto #cryptoinvesting #HODL Dennis Porter: "Massive political news is coming for Bitcoin on Tuesday that could reshape the entire trajectory of Bitcoin politics." What do you think it could be https://t.co/0C7qxESuEW Dennis Porter: "Massive political news is coming for Bitcoin on Tuesday that could reshape the entire trajectory of Bitcoin politics." What do you think it could be https://t.co/0C7qxESuEW" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/1970027702465020117) 2025-09-22T07:29Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "The mental gymnastic it took him to make this argument tho. "This asset that's risen much higher than gold is down from its massively high price while gold is still climbing some so must be in a bear market sell sell sell and buy the underperforming asset." 🚨 LATEST: Peter Schiff says Bitcoin is in a bear market. Whats your take 👇 https://t.co/qHYwgMH7JA 🚨 LATEST: Peter Schiff says Bitcoin is in a bear market. Whats your take 👇 https://t.co/qHYwgMH7JA" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/1971081859112239282) 2025-09-25T05:18Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "We went from fundamentals and revolution to. this. #crypto #HODL #cryptomanipulation #investingtips TRUMP JUST POSTED THIS ABOUT CRYPTO https://t.co/pin34WLRhd TRUMP JUST POSTED THIS ABOUT CRYPTO https://t.co/pin34WLRhd" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/1971102454055067669) 2025-09-25T06:40Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "1. Linea really [--]. SWIFT's desperate attempt to stay relevant is hardly "OMG HUGE NEWS" - more like yeah welcome to the "late to the party" party. #cryptopayments #cryptoadoption #institutionalcrypto #layer2 Holy fuck. Swift is developing a stablecoin and onchain messaging on ethereum layer [--] linea. You guys have no idea how fucking huge this is. 90% of global cross border USD trades happen with swift messaging. Layer 2s are secure extensions of ethereum. Trillions of dollars of https://t.co/l5HZqS2UAD Holy fuck. Swift is developing a stablecoin and onchain messaging on ethereum layer 2" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/1971893875280433326) 2025-09-27T11:05Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "LOL. But seriously nothing is as predictable as the first entrants fumbling their lead away #metamask #uniswap #rarible #DYDX .and so many others be metamask have an incredible lead on the wallet game fumble that lead continuously make the wallet worse with every update doesn't fix wallet says fuck it and builds a perp dex be metamask have an incredible lead on the wallet game fumble that lead continuously make the wallet worse with every update doesn't fix wallet says fuck it and builds a perp dex" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/1972989307402297532) 2025-09-30T11:38Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "Yes AND the more reason to built censorship resistant Internet whether via #starlink or mesh networks or whatever else can be created (and supported with blockchain tech btw). #freeinternet #censorship #blockchain #ethereumcommunity Ethereum has been completely shut down in Afghanistan. I think we neglect how dependent Ethereum is on internet access. A censorship-resistant "always-on" ledger isnt much help if a government can just pull the plug by shutting down the internet. Ethereum has been completely shut down in Afghanistan. I think we neglect how dependent Ethereum is on internet access." [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/1973317021850030214) 2025-10-01T09:20Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "amen; better yet establish a national ETH/BTC reserve with an interest on a DeFi protocol distribute 50% of the yield monthly to the taxpayers and compound the other 50% #stablecoins #UBI #stimuluschecks #trump Checks I thought the U.S. was the crypto capital of the world - let's do stablecoins this time. https://t.co/Q7CsQfGJVq Checks I thought the U.S. was the crypto capital of the world - let's do stablecoins this time. https://t.co/Q7CsQfGJVq" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/1973979218284589277) 2025-10-03T05:11Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "@waleswoosh Also no routing numbers bank codes myriad other details. and by the way sorry it's a holiday and our day off and we don't feel like helping you. Also prove you're human" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/1975586144076087351) 2025-10-07T15:36Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "Can't make this shit up. Why not just run a bounty program instead Web3 is gonna eat Deloitte's overpriced lunch. Lol https://t.co/ZizjfizaOP Lol https://t.co/ZizjfizaOP" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/1975591690095280399) 2025-10-07T15:58Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "major buy signal Jim Cramer need that confirmation now ;) 🚨 NEW: Peter Schiff says $BTC and the broader crypto market could sell off as gold approaches $4000 suggesting Wall Streets crypto optimism has peaked. https://t.co/NpKHYGWrQs 🚨 NEW: Peter Schiff says $BTC and the broader crypto market could sell off as gold approaches $4000 suggesting Wall Streets crypto optimism has peaked. https://t.co/NpKHYGWrQs" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/1976021792918819284) 2025-10-08T20:28Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "we're doomed To survive a full Bitcoin cycle you need the brain of a philosopher the patience of a monk and the financial pain tolerance of a psychopath. To survive a full Bitcoin cycle you need the brain of a philosopher the patience of a monk and the financial pain tolerance of a psychopath" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/1976213370572615996) 2025-10-09T09:09Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "I like this take. tl;dr This time was different Tariffs shouldn't have cause such a dip and the action/inaction on Binance points to a technical issue that triggered a price cascade. Horrible Yes. Crypto still fundamentally ok Yes. My thoughts on yesterdays crypto crash: TLDR: Well be fine. We always are. Ive been in this industry for [--] years now and Id say Ive really seen it all. The COVID crash the $LUNA meltdown the FTX collapse you name it. But what we witnessed yesterday felt very different My thoughts on yesterdays crypto crash: TLDR: Well be fine. We always are. Ive been in this" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/1977079767678828715) 2025-10-11T18:32Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "what's up with all these "dear algo" posts Dear algo please show my posts to anyone and everyone interested in them and gain me millions of likes shares and follows. Also [--] BTC. Please. 🙏 dear algorithm: please show this post to everyone who is interested in defi thank you dear algorithm: please show this post to everyone who is interested in defi thank you" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/1978027282309476633) 2025-10-14T09:17Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "LOL. This is also low-key brilliant of @monad make sybils too cost-prohibitive. Imaging someone dropping [--] figures on running thousands of wallets and not recouping any of it. 👏👏👏 Monad banned all 1.8m of my testnet wallets just bc they were created in India I made up over 80% of the volume on their chain. I told my wife this was finally the year we could stop sim-swapping her relatives for rent money Now I get nothing IDK what to do Monad banned all 1.8m of my testnet wallets just bc they were created in India I made up over 80% of the volume on their chain. I told my wife this was" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/1978484752626708880) 2025-10-15T15:34Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "Listen to @waleswoosh frens the landscape is changing constantly; social capital is the game One of the reasons why this is true is that airdrops are different nowadays. Monad has purged more than [--] million farmers. We are moving towards airdrops for social capital plus on-chain activity. Kaito Capital Launchpad is another example of this. The good news is that you One of the reasons why this is true is that airdrops are different nowadays. Monad has purged more than [--] million farmers. We are moving towards airdrops for social capital plus on-chain activity. Kaito Capital Launchpad is" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/1978486096624566721) 2025-10-15T15:40Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "@caprioleio My Option C is for a white hat quantum hacker to break those wallets and move them to identical wallets with quantum-resistant security so the original owners can still access their funds. Question is. is this even technically possible" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/1978753067110588609) 2025-10-16T09:21Z [--] followers, [---] engagements "Question is: who is borrowing $300T for an hour And doing what exactly with it mint $300T lend them for an hour at a mere 5% APY make $1.71B burn $300T whoopsie we were doing a test transaction business https://t.co/aWaFv6FTR4 mint $300T lend them for an hour at a mere 5% APY make $1.71B burn $300T whoopsie we were doing a test transaction business https://t.co/aWaFv6FTR4" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/1978753293472919788) 2025-10-16T09:22Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "Yet I bet it'll be the first one to create $300T of value You know which protocol cant accidentally mint $300 trillion dollars Bitcoin You know which protocol cant accidentally mint $300 trillion dollars Bitcoin" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/1978757587429429592) 2025-10-16T09:39Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "Forget BNB give us Unisocks above @Unilever market cap #Uniswap #unisocks #DeFi 🔥 JUST DID IT: BNB has passed Nike in market cap. $BNB: $110B $NKE: $109.9B https://t.co/Z6Wj2s9Ked 🔥 JUST DID IT: BNB has passed Nike in market cap. $BNB: $110B $NKE: $109.9B https://t.co/Z6Wj2s9Ked" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/1954502011673510277) 2025-08-10T11:16Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "Jokes aside this guy fixed his country's budget by HODLing crypto. 👏👏👏 #BTC 👀 https://t.co/RwGDNx8oOt 👀 https://t.co/RwGDNx8oOt" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/1955735756066185674) 2025-08-13T20:58Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "Anyone else feeling this #metamask #airdrops #cryptoairdrops #stablecoins MetaMask USD ($mUSD) is now live. 🦊 The best way in and out of crypto is here. https://t.co/h6zSUao7Ka MetaMask USD ($mUSD) is now live. 🦊 The best way in and out of crypto is here. https://t.co/h6zSUao7Ka" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/1967870322172141919) 2025-09-16T08:37Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "This actually resonates a lot. But has the alpha left Are we too late #podcasts #cryptopodcasts #cryptoalpha Every Bitcoin podcast is the same ten people interviewing each other about the same ten topics and we all listen because we're addicted to confirmation bias disguised as education. The real alpha left a long time ago what's left is people explaining the obvious to each other Every Bitcoin podcast is the same ten people interviewing each other about the same ten topics and we all listen because we're addicted to confirmation bias disguised as education. The real alpha left a long time" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/1967877736355303521) 2025-09-16T09:06Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "More market manipulation or. #blackrock #crypto #cryptowhales #btc 🚨BREAKING: BlackRock just sold $980M $BTC [--] hours ago. https://t.co/D0GwtlrzeI 🚨BREAKING: BlackRock just sold $980M $BTC [--] hours ago. https://t.co/D0GwtlrzeI" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/1970389114638774700) 2025-09-23T07:25Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "Same. Who else #hodl #eth #cryptotop I refuse to accept that $4950 was the cycle top. I refuse to accept that $4950 was the cycle top" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/1971118752944226732) 2025-09-25T07:45Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "the Iron Bank is like 👀🤑🧐 Ethereum is the only blockchain in the whole world where you can borrow [--] billion dollars in an instant. No KYC. No paperwork. No scrutiny. Eventually nation states need to borrow trillions of dollars on ethereum. What will be $eth price then The ticker is ETH. Ethereum is the only blockchain in the whole world where you can borrow [--] billion dollars in an instant. No KYC. No paperwork. No scrutiny. Eventually nation states need to borrow trillions of dollars on ethereum. What will be $eth price then The ticker is ETH" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/1973860957047906341) 2025-10-02T21:21Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "Unless that bank is Lehman Brothers. The even crazier thing is that [--] minutes of your time [--] years ago got you [--] FREE bitcoin. Meanwhile [--] minutes in a bank still gets you shitty service just to use YOUR money. $1 invested in Bitcoin [----] years ago is now worth $113352 $1 left in the bank is now worth $0.73 for the lucky saver 🎉 $1 invested in Bitcoin [----] years ago is now worth $113352 $1 left in the bank is now worth $0.73 for the lucky saver 🎉" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/1978502266798686442) 2025-10-15T16:44Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "wait wait wait. @binance fudders are paying in BUSD BEP20 Really 😂😂😂😂 I just got offered $15k to publish FUD about binance and bnb Are influencers really taking the money to spread miss information on binance #bnb and #binance will remain strong and wont be touched by Fud. One thing I will never do is get paid to fud something especially if https://t.co/mBUUJNeeYC I just got offered $15k to publish FUD about binance and bnb Are influencers really taking the money to spread miss information on binance #bnb and #binance will remain strong and wont be touched by Fud. One thing I will never" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/1978814587412635857) 2025-10-16T13:25Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "The alien: Photo sourced from https://steemit.com/ethereum/@geth-hopper/vitalik-buterin-is-an-extraterrestrial BREAKING: Its more likely aliens are confirmed this year (6% chance) than Bitcoin hitting $200k (5% chance). https://steemit.com/ethereum/@geth-hopper/vitalik-buterin-is-an-extraterrestrial BREAKING: Its more likely aliens are confirmed this year (6% chance) than Bitcoin hitting $200k (5% chance)" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/1979224477612363892) 2025-10-17T16:34Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "@ohdatskate At ETHDenver breakfast event were some of the bet ones catching up with new friends and old without the weariness after a day full of events" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/1979483554871431301) 2025-10-18T09:43Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "@sue_xbt I remember hearing about Pudgy Penguins and buying a. Party Penguin bc they were cheaper. Lo and behold they remained cheaper (worthless actually)" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/1979645202076946793) 2025-10-18T20:26Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "Ok it's time to start publishing daily crypto news with a punchline aka Noncense (get it). Let's just riff off @Coindesk for today: [--]. $3M of $XRP vanished from hot wallet via security error. The error: holding $XRP. [--]. @MicroStrategy bought more $BTC bringing the total to "whogivesafuckton." [--]. Japan regulator to let banks hold/trade $BTC. The catch If they mess up: seppuku This is been your daily dose of Noncense. Hope you found at least one of these funny. Appreciate likes/retweets/follows. WAGMI vibes to y'all. 🗞 A U.S. investor claims $3M worth of XRP vanished from his wallet in a "hot" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/1980368971854487829) 2025-10-20T20:22Z [--] followers, [---] engagements "🗞 time for some Noncense: crypto news with a punchline. using @AlphaPackedHQ as the source today. [--]. @tempo raises $500 in Series A funding. checks notes. nvm it's Serie A funding for buying @acmilan and bringing some tempo to their play. [--]. @Ripple raising another $1B in hopes of bringing its value to just under $1B. [--]. @megaeth_labs is buying back early investor equity to sell it higher at the TGE. Because nothing screams "confidence" quite like early investors cashing out before the TGE. [--]. @opensea to finally launch the $SEA airdrop in Q1 [----]. But honestly I'd rather have back even" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/1980496831416267007) 2025-10-21T04:50Z [--] followers, [---] engagements "@FFVV1211 Congrats If my experience is any indication the next goal should be to hold on to this [--] BTC (but hope you do reach [--] or more)" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/1980709267792404498) 2025-10-21T18:54Z [--] followers, [---] engagements "1/🗞 Your daily Noncense - crypto news w/a punchline. 👉 US miners can now depreciate the full cost of their mining rigs. So yeah the taxes are rigged man. 👉 Solana's new ETF to offer staking rewards aka "too lazy to stake Solana" rewards.👇" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/1980916341499670583) 2025-10-22T08:37Z [--] followers, [---] engagements "2/ 👉 Hedera has launched AI Studio internally called "Hey I" - as in "hey I am relevant too" 👉 Coinbase bought Echo for $350M giving its 100M customers the joy of soulless AI KYC unable to read docs and offering no human appeal. That's it for today. News sources: @Crypto_Dep @Butler_Agent Come back tomorrow for more Noncense 👋" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/1980916343768547356) 2025-10-22T08:37Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "@Cbb0fe Two years later they're running their own shitcoin factory. I'm sorry merdecoin" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/1980956566535737526) 2025-10-22T11:17Z [--] followers, [----] engagements "@HollanderAdam .and this is how the CT about $SEA going public starts 🔔🔔🔔" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/1981077643907731849) 2025-10-22T19:18Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "@coopernicus01 ETH first then a Discord server via a FB group (ended up the best school and friendships I've ever had). @gitcoin and the grants mechanics. And those degen farming plays like $PASTA remember pasta And Sushi's vamp attack" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/1981082333043146986) 2025-10-22T19:36Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "@99Baumwolle @0xSweep Then next day "Just kidding. China great country. Xi is my buddy. We'll figure it out. MCGA"" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/1981247679591043249) 2025-10-23T06:33Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "@GracyBitget That's a very sobering well-balanced analysis. Feels like cautious accumulation with reserve for the next black swan opportunity" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/1981423592647905601) 2025-10-23T18:12Z [--] followers, [---] engagements "yeah definitely not implying you support it; and does make some sense to at least put the corruption/manipulation under legal scrutiny to keep it manageable; feels like such a sellout of the cryptopunk dream though - my not-so-secret wish is for the greater community to one day just quickly move to new BTC ETH and protocols leaving the institutions/governments with the bags (and then maybe switch back once they panic sell). Dreaming out loud" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/1982075548533661803) 2025-10-25T13:23Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "@rugtelegraph i remember friends and family laughing at me back in the early days then admiring me (once I got rugged out of most of it anyway.shhh)" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/1982075800720666694) 2025-10-25T13:24Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "@greenytrades With that being said I'm starting to wonder if all the real-life partnerships and sellable product development blue chip NFTs (@pudgypenguins @BoredApeYC @nounsdao @doodles etc.) are making will be fuel for "sudden" NFT resurgence in the next cycle" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/1982551946717429972) 2025-10-26T20:56Z [--] followers, [---] engagements "Yeah. Didn't mean any criticism of course. Just my experience of getting sucked into "visualizing the win" dreaming about it before actually getting there. But yeah I've found time and again that conviction is huge and should be hard to shake as long as proper hedging/safety precautions are taken. Appreciate your deep thoughts as always" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/1982555030432669820) 2025-10-26T21:08Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "@MastrXYZ @EricTrump "We need UX so good your grandma could use it to et scammed by me and my family."" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/1982730351110922586) 2025-10-27T08:45Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "Farcaster's original mission is a hard one to crack. Think of all the others who've tried/still trying. Lenster Phaver I'm definitely forgetting some. Let alone new ones like the Base App trying to do something (generally) in the space. Also remember those apps selling creators keys https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1982805799744213343 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1982805799744213343" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/1982805799744213343) 2025-10-27T13:45Z [--] followers, [---] engagements "@tednotlasso @farcaster_xyz Still kudos on working the URL to IRL vector. It's possibly one of the most important ones however long it takes and whichever way it'll be achieved" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/1982837906650939701) 2025-10-27T15:52Z [--] followers, [---] engagements "@tednotlasso @farcaster_xyz @itmstudio @sceneinfra totally fair; will check out those two teams 🙏" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/1982847436835160336) 2025-10-27T16:30Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "@JaydenLevitt @BoredApeYC And you get to keep a coolass mutant ape with a membership in the community well done" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/1983089080528146480) 2025-10-28T08:30Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "@0xWave There is definitely something to be said for the cryptopunks community. Legends. Dimond handed and diamond hearted legends" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/1983138918426988569) 2025-10-28T11:48Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "@Hemdawg_ Short term I agree. But longer term if we're expecting another bear market within a year and still no signs of a real NFT resurgence wouldn't it be a better long-term value to buy a BAYC a year or two from now" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/1983144437774528958) 2025-10-28T12:10Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "@neshtedle Imagine if years from now actual wedding officiating will be like: . in rug pulls and tothemoons till CZ's market dump do us part" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/1983146760068321581) 2025-10-28T12:20Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "@tw_tter @safe @Ledger how does it feel to build a public good product with great UX and then see someone shamelessly slap fees on top of it" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/1983474328076497230) 2025-10-29T10:01Z [--] followers, [---] engagements "@DeFi_Dad ironically they all talk about culture and relationships. $ethereum delivers though" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/1983934199598911962) 2025-10-30T16:29Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "Feels like all journalism is broken and has been for a while. But if anything can fix it Web3 has to be it. I remember jumping on Steem then Publish0x networking with others trying to reinvent news (Dnews was it). So far it's a long trail of corpses. But I'm still optimistic. In the attention and tokenize-everything economy there will be a way. Happy to collab on one with anyone serious. (this account is a fresh one just for comedy news which I have a background in but serious crypto writing is important and worthy)" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/1983999718117274095) 2025-10-30T20:49Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "It's 3D chess bro. Instead of chasing the "better UX" game they went straight for "worst UX" and instantly dominated it. But market leads evaporate quickly in tech so they keep pushing the envelope of bad UX worried that some asshole like @Rabby_io or @rainbowdotme or even @brave wallet will realize the opportunity and jump in with all their resources. Wait wait wait. maybe that's the goal Reverse psychology masterminds that @MetaMask" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/1984897330886095225) 2025-11-02T08:16Z [--] followers, [---] engagements "I mean why don't you pay people to take free money from you. And give them a Ledger to store it in. But not that cheap Nano S Plus bullshit. A nice new one with the $10 fee for each multisign. Actually you better pay that $10 fee too. And while you're at it give each one a BAYC or CryptoPunk don't be cheap Also free blow jobs for everybody. It's only fair right 🤷♂" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/1984921049163526429) 2025-11-02T09:50Z [--] followers, [---] engagements "@QuintenFrancois But you're forgetting the most important indicator: some random CT avatar saying it's over. What other proof do you need" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/1984923276821541360) 2025-11-02T09:59Z [--] followers, [---] engagements "@rugtelegraph With half of this can't tell what's true and what's satire. ))) Read it and missed the British spelling completely" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/1985333006861586585) 2025-11-03T13:07Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "🗞 Time for your daily dose of Noncense crypto news with a 🥊line: 📰 Not only has Balancer been hacked for over $100M today but the hacker may have used an LLM to do it. 🥊 Great just when I thought my job as a North Korean hacker was AI-proof 🤷♂ News source: @AdiFlips 📰 If you're French and have a lot of crypto France wants to tax it as "unproductive wealth. 🥊 Yup the country with daily protests and monuments to stolen artifacts on a global scale (Louvre Versaille) thinks crypto is unproductive. News source: @coinbureau 📰 The founder of Cardano is calling out Cardano users for not using" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/1985413245440835993) 2025-11-03T18:26Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "Did the hacker vibe code the Balancer hack (per @AdiFlips)" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/1985413531727016353) 2025-11-03T18:27Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "@rugtelegraph @CryptoHayes Bahamas mansions + crazy pool parties + donations to the losing political party = jail" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/1985605941656428603) 2025-11-04T07:12Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "@rugtelegraph @Strategy ROFL. Saylor is really bad at this market manipulation game (unless he has another "secret" MacroStrategy buying on the dips then selling it to MicroStrategy at the tops)" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/1985613413540643046) 2025-11-04T07:41Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "🗞 Time for your daily dose of Noncense crypto news with a 🥊line: 📰 Well the world is ending with Balancer and Moonwell hacked Stream finance decimated and rumors about MEXC insolvency flying around. 🥊 On the bright side. guess 10/10 wasn't the end of the world after all. Yay extra two weeks of hope News source: @MarcinRedStone 📰 Apparently CT discovered that the Moonwell hacker exploited the protocol before then came back to do it again. 🥊 It was also discovered that the hacker stole the letter R from Mo_onwell's name. News source: @SpecterAnalyst 📰 StakeWise DAO emergency multisig" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/1985827532609106088) 2025-11-04T21:52Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "🗞 Time for your daily dose of Noncense crypto news with a 🥊line: 📰 Samourai Wallet founders arrested by US feds charged with money laundering and unlicensed money transmitting sending shockwaves through the blockchain dev community in what was thought to be a crypto-friendly political environment. 🥊 We obtained exclusive commentary from the White House: "Went to Samurai sushi in DC. Very bad sushi. No real samurai. I'm deporting all Samurai from the US back to Chi-na. General Xi very nice man. Makes great chicken." News source: @1914ad 📰 A polymarket user made a $120k Polymarket bet that" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/1986169521124876304) 2025-11-05T20:31Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "@TheWhiteWhaleV2 It's obvious that the bollinger bands and RSI are converging on the 200-day MA with the head and shoulders pattern followed by a chicken nugget curve of a Blink-182 indicator. Generational opportunity to go long by leveraging 100x short on FARTCOIN. It's all in the numbers" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/1986348688885862911) 2025-11-06T08:23Z [--] followers, [---] engagements "@rugtelegraph @unusual_whales Of all the things to endorse Spirit Airlines Really" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/1986426233496752426) 2025-11-06T13:31Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "Feds wiped an arrested crypto owners drives containing [----] $BTC according to @Cointelegraph LATEST: A US court says the FBI isnt liable for wiping a hard drive with [----] $BTC as the owner denied it was his until later. Adding to the growing tally of lost coins believed to be unrecoverable; with up to 3.7M BTC or roughly 18% of total supply. https://t.co/9j3ksdC3ld LATEST: A US court says the FBI isnt liable for wiping a hard drive with [----] $BTC as the owner denied it was his until later. Adding to the growing tally of lost coins believed to be unrecoverable; with up to 3.7M BTC or roughly" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/1986438110448624098) 2025-11-06T14:18Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "@joostienXD @Polymarket @PolymarketTrade So tempting yet gotta read the fie print: If neither occurs by July [--] [----] 11:59 PM ET this market will resolve to 50-50. With the GTA [--] release date planned for November [----] the NO option on Jesus is above settlement % right now. Bummer" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/1986659423406657548) 2025-11-07T04:58Z [--] followers, [----] engagements "🗞 Time for your daily dose of Noncense crypto news with a 🥊line: 📰 Looks like the @Balancer exploiter was able to use an offchain approval mechanism (permit2) to unfreeze the stolen funds on Sonic and bridge them out to USDC. 🥊 Isn't it nice to see onchain and offchain working seamlessly together (albeit to nullify the chain's own security) News source: @DoctorDeFi 📰 Coinbase is launching the first regulated Launchpad in the US with @monad as the first listing. Fun fact: those who sell within [--] days will be punished in future listings. 🥊 Another fun fact: those who don't will be" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/1987983776840831301) 2025-11-10T20:40Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "Great breakdown and great framework. Just for fun let's imagine the rules that didn't make the cut: [--]. Shitcoin sellers will be required to mail a box of actual shit to each purchaser. [--]. Gary Gensler will personally verify every transaction. [--]. Mt. Rushmore will be remodeled to include a BAYC a CryptoPunk a Doodle and a Shiba Inu. [--]. AI will randomly determine a memecoin to pump daily. [--]. Supplies for all coins must have a hard cap unless JPow decides to print more of any coin at any time in any amount with the printr.brr command" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/1988209744633319903) 2025-11-11T11:38Z [--] followers, [---] engagements "@naruto11eth hermano you're going to the wrong country; try Colombia for the former and. wherever Messi is these days" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/1988646338444308906) 2025-11-12T16:33Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "🗞 Time for your daily dose of Noncense crypto news with a 🥊line: 📰 According to @CNBC owning crypto makes you more attractive to dates. 🥊 Given them your seed phrase even more so. News source: @lynk0x 📰 @Bybit_Official research claims [--] chains have a freezing function (and another [--] can easily introduce it). 🥊 Oh the irony of a CEX talking about freezing funds. News source: @arminreiter 📰 [-----] wallets - possibly created by the team itself - farmed 60% of the $APR airdrop. 🥊 It was also revealed that APR stands for Absolute Plebe Rape. News source: @OxTochi That's it for today see" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/1988656830369689616) 2025-11-12T17:15Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "@MarcinRedStone Candidate saying that he's definitely not North Korean" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/1988944121013367123) 2025-11-13T12:16Z [--] followers, [---] engagements "🗞 Time for your daily dose of Noncense crypto news with a 🥊line: 📰 Very interesting attack on @HyperliquidX that some claim came from @Binance (unproven). Attacker used $3M from @okx split into [--] wallets to place a $30M long on $POPCAT remove it lose $3M but drop the price so much that Hyperliquid lost $4.9M. 🥊 That's it. We've gone from WAGMI to leverage suicide bombers. News source: @Param_eth @HYPERDailyTK @ArthuronHL 📰 This gets even wilder: the attacker used a ref link for those wallets earning $5k in ref fees 🥊 Even more wildly the ref codes are @MetaMask ones man the lengths" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/1989076367569518731) 2025-11-13T21:02Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "@Arthur_0x I have this wild theory that the reason may have something to do with $PUMP having no intrinsic value for holders. I know crazy idea" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/1989282842027991477) 2025-11-14T10:42Z [--] followers, [---] engagements "@SpecterAnalyst @BTX_Capital @vc_btxcap @HyperliquidX @chameleon_jeff The investigation looks very thorough but you overlooked one argument to the contrary: Can a crypto fund with a name that sounds like a K-Pop band really do any wrong 😏" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/1989285642896105598) 2025-11-14T10:53Z [--] followers, [---] engagements "@Polymarket" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/1989709459094970787) 2025-11-15T14:57Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "🗞 Time for your daily dose of Noncense crypto news with a 🥊line: 📰 @Pumpfun implementing bundle protection and anti-vamping: can't create multiple coins with the same pic and ticker 🥊 Phew now the only way to get scammed on is. to buy a coin on News source: @100xgemfinder 📰 Uniswap's Continuous Clearing Auctions (CCA) launch means onchain token sales with transparent price discovery and liquidity on Uniswap. 🥊 Transparent price discovery. Or as Binance calls it: "Watch your money become my money." News source: @Cointelegraph 📰 Somebody's ref link for @HyperliquidX became the top Google" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/1989801956324303059) 2025-11-15T21:05Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "🗞 Time for your daily dose of Noncense crypto news with a 🥊line: News source for everything today: @AlphaPackedHQ 📰 It's a busy week for token release news with $AZTEC launch and $RNBW & $ZAMA teases. 🥊 The whitelist is open for anyone who's not losing their money on market manipulation fast enough. 📰 Grayscale files for an IPO under $GRAY 🥊 It's nice of them to give stock investors the authentic crypto experience of getting quickly and violently rugged. 📰 @coinbase launches Coinbase One Member Week with $50 referrals for the Coinbase One Card. 🥊 Plus another $100 for snitching on" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/1990103174368112885) 2025-11-16T17:02Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "@Polymarket" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/1990284826164031806) 2025-11-17T05:04Z [--] followers, [---] engagements "🗞 Time for your daily dose of Noncense crypto news with a 🥊line: 📰 At @EFDevcon @VitalikButerin introduced Kohaku - a privacy framework running natively on Ethereum. 🥊 And with $ETH falling below $3k today Vitalik will soon be able to take the entire chain private. News source: @iamjosephyoung 📰 @a16zcrypto said that "arcade tokens" (tokens issued buy and limited to a specific ecosystem like airline miles) are the future. 🥊 That's fitting since most crypto bros will be working at the arcade. News source: @Cointelegraph 📰 Fidelity analyst projects [--] $ZEC to be worth $100k by [----]. 🥊" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/1990513883207893171) 2025-11-17T20:14Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "@Cointelegraph I wonder how US Marshalls feel about that" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/1991246374738763873) 2025-11-19T20:45Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "🗞 Time for your daily dose of Noncense crypto news with a 🥊line: 📰 at @EFDevcon @VitalikButerin said that quantum computing could break elliptic curve cryptography by [----]. and CT went apeshit. 🥊 It's like when prompted to add a capital letter and a symbol to your password you give up on passwords entirely. News source: @coinbureau 📰 @gnosischain DAO has a proposal to fire KPK its treasury management company. 🥊 Will instead hire Trump's grandson's friend's petsitter's roommate who goes simply by SeeZee. News source: @moo9000 📰 @jessepollak is launching his $JESSE token and warning" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/1991463376128458801) 2025-11-20T11:07Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "🗞 Time for your daily dose of Noncense crypto news with a 🥊line: 📰 @etherscan introduced a small API fee for Base Optimism and Binance and CT is losing its shit. 🥊 "Free tools should stay free" screamed every degen trying to get rich on copied open source code. News source: @LefterisJP 📰 There's a rumor of @Apple integrating $ETH payments. 🥊 Actually it'll be $iETH works exactly the same but costs 25% more to use and is gatekept to the Apple ecosystem. Also randomly breaks just after the warranty expires. News source: @Coinvo 📰 New Zealand to teach schoolkids about crypto starting next" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/1992690982588948671) 2025-11-23T20:25Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "🗞 Time for your daily dose of Noncense crypto news with a 🥊line: 📰 #CZ is facing new allegations this time of being personally responsible for Binance being used to fund HAMAS terrorists' Oct. 7th massacre of Israeli civilians. 🥊 But hear me out: he's just hedging his bets robbing retail investors got him loved by the right; funding terrorists will get him loved by the left. News source: @MastrXYZ 📰 Apparently @berachain gave one $25M investor an option for a full refund. 🥊 I'd be cool with that if I can get a refund on any one NFT of my choice. News source: @whosknave 📰 Over [---] NPM" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/1993072057815646330) 2025-11-24T21:39Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "@HustleBitch_ And don't forget to say "please and thank you sir may I have another" during the cavity search" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/1993370378996269073) 2025-11-25T17:25Z [--] followers, [---] engagements "🗞 Time for your daily dose of Noncense crypto news with a 🥊line: 📰 @Klarna is launching its own stablecoin because. why not 🥊 Boring. What people want to see is a stablecoin tied to something of actual value from a brand they actually trust. @OnlyFans or @Pornhub - your move News source: @Klarna 📰 So everybody saw the racist tweet that got @Polymarket exec sacked. 🥊 But there could've been a teachable moment there: a market for how long said executive would survive in any of the countries mentioned. Oh well. News source: @loshmi 📰 After a supposed 3rd party processing glitch that saw" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/1993413475872157847) 2025-11-25T20:16Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "@barkmeta then added with a smirk depending on where Bitcoin falls" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/1993652167513923869) 2025-11-26T12:04Z [--] followers, [----] engagements "🗞 Time for your daily dose of Noncense crypto news with a 🥊line: 📰 @Tether_to bought more gold in Q3 than every central bank with Kazakhstan in second place. While every crypto is claiming to be digital gold Tether is just flexing and printing money. 🥊 Which begs the question. is Tether now run by @PeterSchiff News source: @samcallah 📰 @VitalikButerin said $DOGE deserves to be #2 or #3 🥊 Is that his smirky was of saying $DOGE should try harder News source: @barkmeta 📰 So who saw this one coming: @unichain TVL dropped 86% from ATH once incentives ended. 🥊 On the bright side it still" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/1993790219804426668) 2025-11-26T21:13Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "🗞 Time for your daily dose of Noncense crypto news with a 🥊line: 📰 European Central Bank's President does not want Bitcoin in the bank's reserves since reserves should be secure liquid and not connected to crime. 🥊 Which is why it'll include Swiss Bank Nazi accounts Italian Mafia funds and Dutch tulip futures. News source: @BTCjunkies 📰 JPMorgan announced a Bitcoin-backed bond after doing everything in its power to - successfully - dump $BTC price. 🥊 But don't feel bad for them it's not the kill it's the thrill of the Chase. News source: @TheBTCTherapist 📰 The country of Bolivia to" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/1994152730802491542) 2025-11-27T21:13Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "🗞 Time for your daily dose of Noncense crypto news with a 🥊line: 📰 Someone just lost $130k trying to manipulate the $KNTQ FDV market on @Polymarket. 🥊 When reached for comment he had just one word to say: "Inconceivable" News source: @totofdn 📰 Somehow @solana Breakpoint tix Black Friday sale price was ABOVE their regular price. 🥊 Is the bargain the chance to save my money and skip the snoozefest News source: @naruto11eth 📰 The hacker of @Official_Upbit was able to launder his loot via @RAILGUN_Project by somehow passing their "ZK proof of innocence" 🥊 Of course in this case ZK stood" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/1994861350313759146) 2025-11-29T20:09Z [--] followers, [---] engagements "@DravenDon @Polymarket" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/1995160589510009277) 2025-11-30T15:58Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "🗞 Time for your daily dose of Noncense crypto news with a 🥊line: 📰 @Polymarket volume flipped @Pumpfun 🥊 Turned out the real memes were our life choices. News source: @AntoineRSX 📰 Michael Saylor teases "green dots" on the chart where $BTC purchases are marked in orange leading to CT wondering which coin purchases he's hinting at. 🥊 Because nothing says confidence quite like shouting about a single asset for years and then hinting that you need to diversify. News source: @coinbureau 📰 There is a UBI pilot program in NYC giving some young people $12k in crypto via @coinbase 🥊 But after" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/1995235504078614558) 2025-11-30T20:56Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "@Adam_Tehc it's admirable when a company dogfoods in this case by rugging itself on a memecoin" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/1995466769838784568) 2025-12-01T12:15Z [--] followers, [---] engagements "@hosseeb wonder how far the white hat vs black hat AI war will go" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/1995779462512677262) 2025-12-02T08:57Z [--] followers, [---] engagements "🗞 Time for your daily dose of Noncense crypto news with a 🥊line: 📰 AAVE DAO voted to shut down anything on zkSync Metis and Soneium and mandate that any new deployment must bring in at least $2m/year. 🥊 Focusing on revenue rather than putting new chain logos on the website is an insult to how we do things in DeFi. Shame on you AAVE for refused to forever stay pre-revenue News source: @DefiIgnas 📰 MetaMask introduced Transaction Shield subscription that guarantees up to $10k protection in a loss for any tx they deem safe. 🥊 Also introduced Payout Shield that automatically marks all" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/1995974600484692383) 2025-12-02T21:53Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "🗞 Time for your daily dose of Noncense crypto news with a 🥊line: 📰 The hacker of Yearn used hash-based address checks to prevent copycats or frontrunners which happened to the Balancer hacker earlier. 🥊 See somebody in DeFi does care about security News source: @J222ad 📰 The whale who made $200M shorting on 10/10 is piling up stables on Binance for another move. 🥊 Whew. Nothing to worry about here folks Binance never participates in market crashes. News source: @arkham 📰 Speaking of Binance they're launching Binance Junior parental control accounts for kids [--] to [--]. 🥊 Also launching" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/1996279512800072082) 2025-12-03T18:04Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "@JeongHaeju @PolymarketTrade @Polymarket who could it possibly be though" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/1996671203491115360) 2025-12-04T20:01Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "@JeongHaeju @PolymarketTrade @Polymarket who could it possibly be though" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/1996671478188642352) 2025-12-04T20:02Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "@JeongHaeju @PolymarketTrade @Polymarket who could it possibly be though" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/1996671634908787081) 2025-12-04T20:03Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "@coingecko @MetaMask @Polymarket Does that make Polymarket bets inside MM app considered "safe transaction" and eligible for a $10k refund if lost Asking for a degen friend" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/1996678923984273717) 2025-12-04T20:32Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "🗞 Time for your daily dose of Noncense crypto news with a 🥊line: 📰 Stripe is charging 1.5% on $USDC and other stablecoin payments that cost pennies in gas. 🥊 Way to show us your true stripes entrenched fintech dinosaur. News source: @boredGenius 📰 A school employee in Massachusetts hid bitcoin miners in coolers under the school stealing $17.5k in power before being discovered. 🥊 Kids today we learned why we need Physics Phys.Ed. Math and a friend at the precinct. News source: @DocumentingBTC 📰 $TERRA and related coins are pumping with the market. 🥊 It's not the alt season the asked" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/1998473770185445400) 2025-12-09T19:24Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "@Andrey_10gwei @Lighter_xyz @Polymarket" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/1998859580181528971) 2025-12-10T20:57Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "@SimplyBitcoin The same guys that called Bitcoin worthless are now accepting it as readily as the actually worthless shit they considered AAA (ahem MBSs etc.)" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/1999217967016628573) 2025-12-11T20:41Z [--] followers, [---] engagements "@coinbureau Good. By the time the current yuppies retire their 401k will be worth more than their combined paychecks for their career" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/1999482572003590186) 2025-12-12T14:12Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "🗞 Time for your daily dose of Noncense crypto news with a 🥊line: 📰 DTCC which settles $3.7 quadrillion annually got the SEC nod to tokenize assets. 🥊 This is huge Expect Bitcoin to move by $5 on the news. News source: @Snapcrackle 📰 Congress wants Bitcoin allowed in 401k plans. 🥊 Congrats You'll be a billionaire when you retire. if you can find a job not destroyed by AI Trump or whatever else is wrong with this world. News source: @coinbureau 📰 YouTube now allows creators to get paid in stables. 🥊 Meanwhile Spotify is thinking of paying artists in emojis. News source: @AshCrypto" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/1999527883123855695) 2025-12-12T17:12Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "@duonine @aave Dude didn't you know that DAO stands for Don't Ask Or" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/1999927012425896332) 2025-12-13T19:38Z [--] followers, [---] engagements "🗞 Time for your daily dose of Noncense crypto news with a 🥊line: 📰 In a stark reminder that people are the weakest link a guy lost a whole Bitcoin to someone using AI pretending to be a woman in love with him despite being warned to death by advisors that this is a pig butchering scam. 🥊 What happened to good ol' "marry divorce take money" journey The world is too damn fast these days. News source: @ProofOfMoney 📰 Netflix to release a crypto comedy about a couple trying to recover access to their crypto wallet. 🥊 It's titled "Honey I lost the seed phrase again." No word on whether Rick" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/2000315966853730440) 2025-12-14T21:24Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "@coinbureau Mining is completely decentralized though between what China controls and what is controlled by China" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/2000565408143986739) 2025-12-15T13:55Z [--] followers, [---] engagements "🗞 Time for your daily dose of Noncense crypto news with a 🥊line: 📰 Bitcoin network's hashrate dropped by [---] EH/s when 400k mining rigs in China shut down. 🥊 True to Bitcoin mission the rigs were decentralized between the local CCP official and. his wife. News source: @coinbureau 📰 Thanks to the work of ZachXBT Coinbase support impersonator Ronald "Ron" Spektor was arrested in New York. 🥊 As punishment he'll receive [--] years of "personal customer support" from Ron Jeremy. News source: @zachxbt 📰 North Korean hackers have already caused $300M in damages from Zoom crypto scams. 🥊 The" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/2000906095972225056) 2025-12-16T12:29Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "@arkham For most of us it's a reminder to be mindful of never ever getting [-----] BTC" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/2001404602369851455) 2025-12-17T21:30Z [--] followers, [---] engagements "🗞 Time for your daily dose of Noncense crypto news with a 🥊line: 📰 Per the US Treasury Secretary the Trump administration is removing all barriers against crypto. 🥊 Starting with its price. News source: @BitcoinJunkies 📰 Bhutan will use [-----] BTC from its reserves to build the Gelephu Mindfulness City. 🥊 Not to be left behind the US will build "Getdafuqouttahere Mar-a-Lago [--] City" News source: @arkham 📰 In just [--] minutes BTC pumped up and down $3k to wipe out $150M in longs/shorts. 🥊 Sponsored by CZ Rapid Release: When you don't have all day but still gotta get them traders rekt." [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/2001410959408247129) 2025-12-17T21:55Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "@Cointelegraph Hmm how will it make money then by trading against its customers ;)" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/2001540651805007976) 2025-12-18T06:30Z [--] followers, [---] engagements "@Tyler_Did_It Wen Coinbase flamethrowers" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/2001541195982340408) 2025-12-18T06:33Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "@DecryptMedia Pump.bummer" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/2001759937370673509) 2025-12-18T21:02Z [--] followers, [----] engagements "🗞 Time for your daily dose of Noncense crypto news with a 🥊line: 📰 A solo miner mined [----] BTC from renting $86 of NiceHash hashrate. 🥊 Best part He will finally be able to pay off all the debt from his previous hashrate purchases. News source: @BitcoinNewsCom 📰 An ex-pumpfun dev sentenced for [--] years for $2M Solana fraud. 🥊 A harsher punishment would be forcing him to watch the pumpfun interface for [--] hours without blinking. News source: @DecryptMedia 📰 Coinbase announced a whole bunch of products including 24/8 stock perps. 🥊 Watch out Amazon there is a new bold guy with unlimited" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/2001767669721358828) 2025-12-18T21:32Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "🗞 Time for your daily dose of Noncense crypto news with a 🥊line: 📰 SoFi becomes the first US national bank to issue a stablecoin on a public blockchain. 🥊 The coin is 100% backed by "trust us we're too big to fail." News source: @coinbureau 📰 Wallets of Lil Pudgy holders are getting drained in the last few days. 🥊 This is a really weird way to fat shame people. News source: @FFVV1211 📰 Axiom paid out much of its earnings in referral fees and wants to write that off so it's asking for KYC verification from users despite claiming to be decentralized. 🥊 Axiom: decentralized until it's" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/2002139602904375614) 2025-12-19T22:10Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "@Amystreet That Slack link instant red flag. Nice job staying vigilant. Since they doxxed themselves by going to a conference they should be criminally prosecuted. Fuck people trying to scam the buidlers" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/2002396346955792655) 2025-12-20T15:11Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "@Kalshi Let's just assume that everything blacked out says Trump" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/2002397175930589690) 2025-12-20T15:14Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "🗞 Time for your daily dose of Noncense crypto news with a 🥊line: 📰 Hundreds of dApps block wallet addresses that ever used Tornado Cash. 🥊 But can you blame them They just want to make sure that all the shady stuff happens on their platform. News source: @milianstx 📰 Solana Mobile's Saga phone will no longer be supported by the tech team after just two years. 🥊 Because who the fuck buys crypto phones for anything other than $BONK News source: @Baerevo 📰 SBF is giving legal advice in jail as a power broker. 🥊 Lesson #1: Donate to the Republicans. News source: @Cointelegraph That's it" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/2002844286774034621) 2025-12-21T20:51Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "@bubblemaps This is what happens when you pay for a dinner with Buffet and not Trump" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/2003084300506550471) 2025-12-22T12:44Z [--] followers, [----] engagements "🗞 Time for your daily dose of Noncense crypto news with a 🥊line: 📰 All kinds of things seem to be going sideways for AAVE. First a whale sale dumps the token price by 10% then the DAO accuses the founder of syphoning off fee revenue and now that founder has pushed through a controversial proposal to vote without its author's ok. 🥊 All this has caused the ratings agencies to downgrade AAVE to BBVE. News source: @coinbureau @duonine @tulipking @kyledoops 📰 VC @beaniemaxi has posted a long - while respectful - takedown of Brian Armstrong as a good CEO for Coinbase focusing on the platform" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/2003575154559844778) 2025-12-23T21:15Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "🗞 Time for your daily dose of Noncense crypto news with a 🥊line: 📰 Serial liquidatee James Wynn is now long Bitcoin. 🥊 Thanks for the signal that Bitcoin is about to drop hard News source: @TheBTCTherapist 📰 The employee that Hyperliquid terminated a year ago for insider trading is still shorting $HYPE right on Hyperliquid. 🥊 That's cold. What did they really do to piss him off took his red stapler News source: @eyeonchains 📰 The Darwin prize for money management goes to the UNI Foundation where the board overseeing $10M in grant distribution got paid. $5M. 🥊 "Not bad not bad but why" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/2003892153013907950) 2025-12-24T18:14Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "@morsyxbt Finally we know the only possible explanation for $MON to not go to $2" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/2004096724084896198) 2025-12-25T07:47Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "@cryptorinweb3 @nansen_ai Wonder if they're jut waiting for enough FOMO demand to dump on" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/2004097287673598313) 2025-12-25T07:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "@ltrd_ @CryptoNobler The one thing I don't get is why would that person dump BTC into such an illiquid market with such a big loss vs any other such market Just someone being careless Dumb" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/2004261738078929279) 2025-12-25T18:43Z [--] followers, [---] engagements "🗞 Time for your daily dose of Noncense crypto news with a 🥊line: 📰 Someone sold just [-------] BTC into a thin liquidity BTC/USD1 market on Binance losing over $2k to slippage and causing a candle of BTC foing down to $24k making everyone panic and claim manipulation. 🥊 Yeah if losing $2k on a dumb trade is market manipulation call me CZ. News source: @ltrd_ 📰 So there are several wales holding a large amount of $PIPPIN for some reason. What could they possibly be waiting for. 🥊 I'll give you a hint: It ain't Scotty. News source: @cryptorinweb3 📰 So apparently Monad's claim site was" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/2004264527731265691) 2025-12-25T18:54Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "🗞 Time for your daily dose of Noncense crypto news with a 🥊line: 📰 Somebody lost $300k trying to manipulate a Polymarket market without reading the rules on how it settles. Counterparties made bank. 🥊 Incidentally a new Revenge of the Nerds movie is being written where the nerds beat degens by. plot twist. reading the rules. News source: @PolymarketStory 📰 $USDX depegged to [--] cents. 🥊 Because dammit stablecoins want to be included in those massive red candle charts too News source: @SolanaFloor 📰 Trust wallet users were drained for almost $7M and the team said nothing until after" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/2004833200342732847) 2025-12-27T08:34Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "@WuBlockchain after the drop $FLOW ticker is being shortened to $LOW" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/2004994660624990520) 2025-12-27T19:15Z [--] followers, [---] engagements "🗞 Time for your daily dose of Noncense crypto news with a 🥊line: 📰 $FLOW token dropped over 50% until recovering a bit after a possible security incident. 🥊 The incident reportedly involves someone stealing the "F" from the ticker. News source: @WuBlockchain 📰 Ripple Circle Fidelity Paxos and BitGo got US federal trust charters allowing them to operate as banks. 🥊 Great news for their customers: yields as high as 0.01% and shitty customer service during very limited hours. News source: @RWAwatchlist_ 📰 Coinbase contractor in India was bribed to give hackers sensitive customer data" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/2005003652000260372) 2025-12-27T19:51Z [--] followers, [---] engagements "🗞 Time for your daily dose of Noncense crypto news with a 🥊line: 📰 Apparently not only is Flow planning to roll back its chain post hack but they haven't told their partners including a major CEX where $FLOW is trading. 🥊 Moreover partners are shocked that the $FLOW token has been replaced with $EBB News source: @AlexSmirnov 📰 Uniswap's treasury burned 100M $UNI (about $591M) following the approval of the fee burn proposal. 🥊 A level of burning not seen since 10/10 (or every "opening bell" dump tbh) News source: @lookonchain 📰 Thailand is piloting a program to accept crypto from" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/2005376069122064787) 2025-12-28T20:31Z [--] followers, [---] engagements "@lordjorx @aave So to be clear: [--]. DAO earns from v3; Labs from v4 [--]. Thus the Labs has all the incentives to push v4; DAO to keep v3 [--]. Ergo. either they strike a revenue share deal or DAO splits off with a new front end like or whatever right http://aa.ve http://aa.ve" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/2005721261243261344) 2025-12-29T19:23Z [--] followers, [---] engagements "@BitcoinArchive It works quite brilliantly: - You get loan - FSB comes and takes your Bitcoin. And house. And wife. And sends you to die in the "non war"" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/2005739773902872666) 2025-12-29T20:36Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "@AvgJoesCrypto Would've been cheaper to build a literal moon base and finally answer the age old "wen moon" q" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/2006101692589150249) 2025-12-30T20:34Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "🗞 Time for your daily dose of Noncense crypto news with a 🥊line: 📰 A hacker hacked a MM account on Binance and tried clearing stolen funds by manipulating $BROCCOLI in classic self trading. But an alert trader saw this and rode the setup perfectly to a $1M gain. 🥊 So. goodbye "guessing JPow's every move 2025; hello "riding hacker plays 2026" News source: @lookonchain 📰 So some entity used wallet clusters to deposit $5M into Lighter's app [--] months ago and got $26M in the airdrop 4% of circulating supply (apparently with Lighter's blessing to seed liquidity before market validation). 🥊" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/2006702408185827804) 2026-01-01T12:21Z [--] followers, [---] engagements "@morsyxbt @Shade_L2 They literally called their new scam "shade" Not even trying to hide their shady business mfers" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/2006719079802196197) 2026-01-01T13:28Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "@wagmiAlexander @AerodromeFi @base @Uniswap wen aerosocks" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/2006720842554622253) 2026-01-01T13:35Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "@MinswapIntern Give that money to me. I'm happy to criticize Cardano's infra for free" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/2007779308291731907) 2026-01-04T11:41Z [--] followers, [---] engagements "🗞 Time for your daily dose of Noncense crypto news with a 🥊line: 📰 Vitalik says that Ethereum solved the trilemma of decentralization consensus and high bandwidth. 🥊 Now it just needs to solve $ETH price. News source: @coinbureau 📰 Cardano approved 70M $ADA for critical infrastructure. 🥊 Aka paying KOLs to drown out all the criticism of Cardano lacking even a semblance of infrastructure News source: @MinswapIntern 📰 Infinex is having a hard time raising funds at its TGE with only 10% filled in from about [---] people. 🥊 Infinex Sounds more like Iffy next News source: @walsxbt That's it" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/2007935606974788050) 2026-01-04T22:02Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "🗞 Time for your daily dose of Noncense crypto news with a 🥊line: 📰 China classifies RWA tokenization as illegal finance. 🥊 As opposed to RWA collectivization it loves so much. News source: @WuBlockchain 📰 NFT Paris & RWA Paris [----] have been canceled for lack of funding after a tough market year 🥊 Replaced by Polymarket Insiders Paris and AI still Paris News source: @nft_paris 📰 Ledger's payment processor got hacked leaking names and contact info. 🥊 Now the world will know who's been buying those unnecessarily fancy and expensive models. But we shall never know why. News source:" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/2008293184627986495) 2026-01-05T21:43Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "🗞 Time for your daily dose of Noncense crypto news with a 🥊line: 📰 Ton Foundation sold $450M in $TON year today. 🥊 Or as it's known internally a shitTON. News source: @0xGeeGee 📰 $NEO's co-founders clash over treasury. 🥊 Once known as "the Ethereum of China" now more like "look ma I made a coin" of China News source: @Cointelegraph 📰 Tether Gold is introducing "scudo" as a unit to measure gold onchain. 🥊 Scudo is short for "SCam U DOn't want to touch" News source: @tethergold That's it for today see you tomorrow for more noncense 👋 https://x.com/tethergold/status/2008539498850795551" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/2008655525529944315) 2026-01-06T21:42Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "🗞 Time for your daily dose of Noncense crypto news with a 🥊line: 📰 Chen Zhi who made $75 billion on crypto "pig butchering" scam farms got extradited to China from Cambodia. 🥊 They did it they finally got CZ Sorta. News source: @WazzCrypto 📰 Superheat unveils a $2000 water heater that doubles as an ASIC $BTC miner. 🥊 Takes showering in money to a whole new level amirite News source: @BitcoinNewsCom 📰 Supposedly SBF used $500m customer deposits to buy 18% stake in Anthropic at a $2.5B valuation which FTX later sold at $18B. Would be worth at least twice that at current valuation. 🥊" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/2009672674482565431) 2026-01-09T17:04Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "@TedPillows VanEck's salaries should be as varied for this kinda prognosis" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/2010103551989891506) 2026-01-10T21:36Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "@GreekGamblerPM @Polymarket Why isn't there a market on that" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/2010103891724058818) 2026-01-10T21:38Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "🗞 Time for your daily dose of Noncense crypto news with a 🥊line: 📰 Sounds like the Cosmos chain universe is dead. 🥊 .not with a big bang but with a "who-needs-another-chain" whimper News source: @AirdropGlideApp 📰 VanEck predicts that $ETH will be worth somewhere between $300 and $150000 in [----]. 🥊 Yes and the weather will be between [----] and +100 tomorrow. News source: @TedPillows 📰 Somone's wallet got drained $90k for clicking on a link in Polymarket comments 🥊 Why isn't there a market on that News source: @GreekGamblerPM That's it for today see you tomorrow for more noncense 👋" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/2010104335519371725) 2026-01-10T21:39Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "🗞 Time for your daily dose of Noncense crypto news with a 🥊line: 📰 There's speculation that the $TROVE token sale was manipulated by the team who extended the end date by [--] years and then someone (them) bought a bunch of cheap YESs on Polymarket on their TGE reaching $15M raised to profit off unsuspecting degens. 🥊 As they say: If you can't beat them use their bets against you to fund your token sale. News source: @tsybka 📰 Tether freezing $USDT in wallets tied to Maduro's cronies based on US-supplied intel (pressure). 🥊 So it's not a stablecoin but a" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/2010463820427186562) 2026-01-11T21:28Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "@RuneCrypto_ "Hold my government-controlled-always-in-deficit-taxed-200%-generic-beer" - said the new mayor Mamdani on his way to rugging the entire city of New York" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/2011018325543817366) 2026-01-13T10:11Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "🗞 Time for your daily dose of Noncense crypto news with a 🥊line: 📰 Former NYC mayor Eric Adams rug pulled his $NYC memecoin just [--] minutes after launch. 🥊 Asked for comments the new mayor Zohran Mamdani criticized Adams' capitalist ways and promised to take his full term to rug pull the city. No shortcuts News source: @RuneCrypto_ 📰 SolanaFloor warned that the SHDW app on Solana that claims to be focused on privacy has been shown in tests to not be private at all - on top of not allowing funds withdrawal. 🥊 In the team's defense maybe they just confused "privacy" with "piracy" News" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/2011020672156258530) 2026-01-13T10:21Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "@WatcherGuru @BitMNR @MrBeast Mr. Beast now legally obligated to call himself Mr. bETHt" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/2011915205677142358) 2026-01-15T21:35Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "🗞 Time for your daily dose of Noncense crypto news with a 🥊line: 📰 Polygon announced 30% layoffs amid a restructuring. 🥊 It's the first time they hit anything in the double digits in years News source: @coinbureau 📰 MetaMask added native Tron support 🥊 This is like watching grandpa making friends with the neighborhood crack whore like whom will this integration embarrass more News source: @coingecko 📰 Astor funded $10k each to [--] human traders to compete against [--] AI traders. 🥊 All [---] traders just longed $HYPE News source: @Cointelegraph That's it for today see you tomorrow for more" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/2012139467960623331) 2026-01-16T12:26Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "@WuBlockchain So that's what those mysterious green dots were on Michael Saylor's chart" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/2012613467191005315) 2026-01-17T19:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "🗞 Time for your daily dose of Noncense crypto news with a 🥊line: 📰 Ethereum daily transactions are hitting ATHs 🥊 Meanwhile its token price remains more stable than most stablecoins. In fact after months of trying to guess the price's direction the community is considering renaming it Ether/Oreum. News source: @SatoshiFlipper 📰 Nearly half of $ETH is currently staked 🥊 The rest will be too once North Korean hackers figure out staking. News source: @coinbureau 📰 So apparently there is a leveraged prediction market on Solana called Space. 🥊 For those who can't wait an extra minute to" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/2012895151048249370) 2026-01-18T14:29Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "@dethective well that bodes well for the project's longevity and likelihood of rug pull - is there a Polymarket on it" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/2012896481385042272) 2026-01-18T14:34Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "@Polymarket ROFL. They should serve Ozempic on flights" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/2012899792607760430) 2026-01-18T14:48Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "@sytaylor if you can't beat them - rug them That's that TradFi way" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/2013344391981670793) 2026-01-19T20:14Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "@brian_armstrong @base Thus the infamous triangle is becoming a circle. @Square you're missing a monster opportunity here" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/2013346585237717127) 2026-01-19T20:23Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "🗞 Time for your daily dose of Noncense crypto news with a 🥊line: 📰 NYSE will run a digital 24/7 tokenized asset platform alongside its traditional stock exchange. 🥊 Because the only thing more satisfying than rugging boomers is rugging their children and grandchildren too. News source: @sytaylor 📰 Bermuda is moving its entire economy on-chain with help from Coinbase and Circle 🥊 The plan is to transition the Bermuda Triangle of lost ships into the Bermuda Circle of lost bags News source: @brian_armstrong 📰 Is anyone at all surprised that wallets linked to the $TRUMP team sold $2M worth" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/2013347274479288364) 2026-01-19T20:26Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "@CoinMarketCap Would love to buy some $BTC at $0 )))" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/2013540906423460109) 2026-01-20T09:15Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "@BitcoinNewsCom I'll take [--] million $BTC at that price please and thank you" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/2013541156253008230) 2026-01-20T09:16Z [--] followers, [---] engagements "🙏 FIND THIS USEFUL OR EVEN FUNNY PLEASE REPOST COMMENT LIKE - LET ME KNOW IT'S WORTH THE DAILY GRIND THANK YOU 🙏 🗞 Time for your daily dose of Noncense crypto news with a 🥊line: 📰 GameStop transferred $215M in $BTC to Coinbase presumably to dump it. 🥊 Wall Street: The $GME short is baaaaack News source: @JacobKinge 📰 Trove ICO collapsed almost to zero amid investor anger and fraudulent early start accusations. 🥊 At least the team decided to keep most of the raise (over $9M). And that's not even a joke. The joke is that they promised to use funds for building a perp DEX. Probably to" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/2013695759405679075) 2026-01-20T19:30Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "@DocumentingBTC @SteaknShake if they stake it this can add up pretty quickly in a few years" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/2013951521700872454) 2026-01-21T12:27Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "1/3 🗞 Time for your daily dose of Noncense crypto news with a 🥊line: 📰 The creator of Microsoft's Clippy back in the 90s now released it as a Solana token - gets $1.6M in volume in just [--] hours. 🥊 Not only will this token rug you but it will pop up on your screen at the worst times to rub it in your face. News source: @WhaleInsider Continued 👇👇👇 https://x.com/WhaleInsider/status/2013928210371674357 https://x.com/WhaleInsider/status/2013928210371674357" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/2013952825680687250) 2026-01-21T12:32Z [--] followers, [---] engagements "2/3 📰 Steak n Shake to add a 21c/hour bonus in $BTC for employees across [---] locations. 🥊Fixed it for you: Steak n Shake employees to get paid an hourly wage on top of a pretty sick $BTC investment opportunity News source: @DocumentingBTC Continued 👇👇👇 https://x.com/DocumentingBTC/status/2013730434031480998 https://x.com/DocumentingBTC/status/2013730434031480998 REAKING: Starting March [--] Steak n Shake restaurants will give hourly employees at [---] locations a bitcoin bonus of $0.21 for every hour worked. https://t.co/7C8wTaP2Sh https://x.com/DocumentingBTC/status/2013730434031480998" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/2013952829619085722) 2026-01-21T12:32Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "3/3 📰 is launching Pump Fund to back [--] hackathon-winning startups with $250k each. 🥊 The only requirement is that the startups rug their users within [--] hours of launch. News source: @CoinMarketCap That's it for today see you tomorrow for more noncense 👋 🙏 FIND THIS USEFUL OR EVEN FUNNY PLEASE REPOST COMMENT LIKE - LET ME KNOW IT'S WORTH THE DAILY GRIND THANK YOU 🙏 https://x.com/CoinMarketCap/status/2013651257810915521 http://Pump.fun https://x.com/CoinMarketCap/status/2013651257810915521 http://Pump.fun LATEST: 💰 Memecoin platform Pump.fun launched Pump Fund an investment arm that" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/2013952833943490880) 2026-01-21T12:32Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "@gazza_jenks @bramk @AaronvanW @CryptoMichNL @khingoei they should start by taxing unrealized tulip gains" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/2014419808477937840) 2026-01-22T19:28Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "1/3 🗞 Time for your daily dose of Noncense crypto news with a 🥊line: 📰 Netherlands wants to tax unrealized Bitcoin gains. 🥊 Sure but tax the unrealized tulip gains first. News source: @gazza_jenks Continued 👇👇👇 https://x.com/gazza_jenks/status/2014286039058153518 I moved to Netherlands in [----]. When I first read this headline my immediate thought was I want to leave. Where is the outrage from our Dutch Bitcoin advocates Ive been told off the record that this bill is very likely to pass. @bramk @AaronvanW @CryptoMichNL @khingoei https://x.com/gazza_jenks/status/2014286039058153518 I" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/2014422391460409447) 2026-01-22T19:38Z [--] followers, [---] engagements "2/3 📰 Coinbase putting together a quantum computing advisory board 🥊 Their only job is to tweet daily either "we're fucked" or "we're not yet fucked" News source: @BitcoinArchive Continued 👇👇👇 https://x.com/BitcoinArchive/status/2014326397183918286 JUST IN: Coinbase announces a new quantum computing advisory board The board will: - Publish position papers on the state of quantum computing - Issue guidance to users developers and institutions - Respond in real time to major quantum breakthroughs https://t.co/eE8GqOVAiD https://x.com/BitcoinArchive/status/2014326397183918286 JUST IN:" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/2014422395851796558) 2026-01-22T19:38Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "3/3 📰 Axie Infinity's token surged $200 coming back from the dead. 🥊 For those who don't remember Axie is a really boring blockchain game from the last cycle whose only achievement was in employing 30% of the Philippine population. News source: @coinbureau That's it for today see you tomorrow for more noncense 👋 🙏 FIND THIS USEFUL OR EVEN FUNNY PLEASE REPOST COMMENT LIKE - LET ME KNOW IT'S WORTH THE DAILY GRIND THANK YOU 🙏 https://x.com/coinbureau/status/2014182482833195150 https://x.com/coinbureau/status/2014182482833195150" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/2014422400692289950) 2026-01-22T19:38Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "1/3 🗞 Time for your daily dose of Noncense crypto news with a 🥊line: 📰 French tax crypto platform hacked exposing [-----] customers' data. 🥊 That's 50k degens facing their worst fear: the revelation that they're french. News source: @BitcoinNewsCom Continued 👇👇👇 https://x.com/BitcoinNewsCom/status/2014845279938478197 https://x.com/BitcoinNewsCom/status/2014845279938478197" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/2014981445425455541) 2026-01-24T08:39Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "2/3 📰 A single entity used [----] addresses to game $RIVER on BitGet for a $300M+ profit. 🥊 Apparently it was all ran by a mastermind who lives in a van by the river. News source: @WazzCrypto Continued 👇👇👇 https://x.com/WazzCrypto/status/2014840009858183571 I have uncovered a massive entity that cornered most of the $RIVER supply using @bitget and managed to make a profit of more than $300 MILLION These are [----] addresses and the explanation on how they operated 🧵 https://t.co/WO4gDuVC4J https://x.com/WazzCrypto/status/2014840009858183571 I have uncovered a massive entity that cornered" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/2014981449523314911) 2026-01-24T08:39Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "3/3 📰 Capital One buying stablecoin fintech Brex for $5.15 billion 🥊 Will name its crypto off-ramp Brexit b/c that has historically worked out perfectly News source: @CoinMarketCap That's it for today see you tomorrow for more noncense 👋 🙏 FIND THIS USEFUL OR EVEN FUNNY PLEASE REPOST COMMENT LIKE - LET ME KNOW IT'S WORTH THE DAILY GRIND THANK YOU 🙏 https://x.com/CoinMarketCap/status/2014716563169910789 https://x.com/CoinMarketCap/status/2014716563169910789 LATEST: 💰 Capital One will acquire stablecoin fintech Brex for $5.15 billion in a stock and cash transaction that some speculate" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/2014981453851877522) 2026-01-24T08:39Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "1/3 🗞 Time for your daily dose of Noncense crypto news with a 🥊line: 📰 The SEC has dismissed its lawsuit against Gemini after all all investors in its lending program recovered their assets in full. 🥊 The real reason though is that the SEC gave up trying to figure out which Winklevoss twin is which. News source: @coinbureau Continued 👇👇👇 https://x.com/coinbureau/status/2014931917918113975 https://x.com/coinbureau/status/2014931917918113975" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/2015161132617531825) 2026-01-24T20:33Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "2/3 📰 Crypto auditor Certik prepares for a $2B IPO. 🥊 Peer audits show a critical error of too many zeros at the end of that valuation. News source: @DegenerateNews Continued 👇👇👇 https://x.com/DegenerateNews/status/2014767308074295639 NEW: CERTIK EYES IPO AT $2 BILLION VALUATION AS IT TARGETS FIRST PUBLIC WEB3 CYBERSECURITY LISTING - THEBLOCK SOURCE: https://t.co/HQXRSGRKlW https://t.co/fqFTwrLoYz https://x.com/DegenerateNews/status/2014767308074295639 NEW: CERTIK EYES IPO AT $2 BILLION VALUATION AS IT TARGETS FIRST PUBLIC WEB3 CYBERSECURITY LISTING - THEBLOCK SOURCE:" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/2015161136526569494) 2026-01-24T20:33Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "🗞 Time for your daily dose of Noncense crypto news with a 🥊line: 📰 Certik IPO saga getting more interesting. Turns out they've previously launched the $CTK token in [----] that went to near-zero then rebranded to hide its history. 🥊 Gotta give it up for an audit company not to account for IPO audits to catch its previous failed money grab. Oh the irony. Source: @VietnamPenguin 📰 John Daghita (Lick) stole $40M+ from US government seizure addresses. and totally incidentally his dad has a contract with the US govt to provide IT services for seized assets. 🥊 Can't think of any other crypto" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/2015471137367408699) 2026-01-25T17:05Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "@WatcherGuru There's that healthy "I get private Congress insurance and inside trade the rest of America into poverty" smile" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/2016069974909956181) 2026-01-27T08:45Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "@BullTheoryio The tools will work hard to maintain neutrality and range from shill to heavy shill to up only wagmi oney go up stonks" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/2022778910904029490) 2026-02-14T21:04Z [--] followers, [---] engagements "🗞 Time for your daily dose of Noncense crypto news with a 🥊line: 📰 Aave Labs asked the Aave DAO for $50 million in runway in return for revenue that the DAO already considers its own. 🥊 Can we put the [--] top people from the Labs and the DAO into Stani's new London house and watch them compete for revenue prizes and to avoid elimination reality show style And can we have a mole on each team Pleeeeease. Source: @Eli5defi 📰 Polynomial is shutting down canceling its TGE and promising to come back someday with something new that can compete against deep liquidity rivals. 🥊 Polynomial is" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/2022429619685568890) 2026-02-13T21:56Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "@cryptorover True. But dude: just say what you actually mean: Ain't none of yo business which wallets I use to dump the markets and rug you motherfuckas" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/2023081846658007107) 2026-02-15T17:07Z [--] followers, [---] engagements "@Mrbankstips Bitcoin paper wallet" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/1979871637861474672) 2025-10-19T11:25Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "🗞 Time for your daily dose of Noncense crypto news with a 🥊line: 📰 $deUSD trading at [--] cents after depegging. Elixir is shutting down. Fallout from Stream's implosion. 🥊 When you chanted "to the moon" did you mean LUNA News source: @nansen_ai @MastrXYZ 📰 $ZEC briefly wicked above $2300 on @binance - a 3x. At the same time Binance is flagging and not accepting any zcash tokens that ever touched the shielded pool. 🥊 So Binance is against privacy and for manipulation got it. News source: @MisterMonero @_tm3k 📰 Samurai wallet dev got sentenced to the max 5-year prison term. 🥊 So he gets" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/1986845265748283868) 2025-11-07T17:16Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "🗞 Time for your daily dose of Noncense crypto news with a 🥊line: 📰 Bitcoin mining operations dropped by 30% as a winter storm rips through the US. 🥊 Great news for solo miners whose chances of mining a Bitcoin have surged 1000% to 0.0000001% Source: @DocumentingBTC 📰 Matcha Meta DEX hit with a $16.8M smart contract exploit via SwapNet on Base. 🥊 For a second there Zuck got really excited to see Meta in the news again. Source: @coingecko 📰 The Bitcoin whitepaper is now on display in the historic New York Stock Exchange lobby. 🥊 Already [--] senior Exchange members had a heart attack" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/2016069598882259227) 2026-01-27T08:43Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "🗞 Time for your daily dose of Noncense crypto news with a 🥊line: 📰 PSA: This is how CT ragebait is made: "News" about Threadguy's reaction to Tim Draper buying 30k BTC for $600 each at a US auction of Silk Road assets - with a $2.68B unrealized profit. 🥊 Reality: The auction was in [----] and Draper overpaid (market price below $600). Yet we all fall for this sensational crap daily. smh Source: @Jackkk 📰 OKX attacking Binance is shaping up to be the best "shady CEX on shady CEX" entertainment of the season. 🥊 What will the big reveal be A marriage/merger proposal They're cousins They're" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/2016839375288463361) 2026-01-29T11:42Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "@Cointelegraph So. traditional banking Plus all the vulnerabilities of a CEX much wow" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/2017283628204478913) 2026-01-30T17:07Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "🗞 Time for your daily dose of Noncense crypto news with a 🥊line: 📰 Bybit to launch MyBank in February allowing users to get personal IBAN numbers with KYC. 🥊 Congrats you've invented traditional banking. with the added bonus of crypto exchange hacks and whimsies. Source: @Cointelegraph 📰 Almost every market from stocks to gold to crypto took a dump with $6.5T erased. 🥊 What happened Did Jim Cramer and James Wynn both go massively long at the same time Source: @BullTheoryio 📰 The teams from Curve Yearn Uniswap and Frax have all hit 100% unlock. From now on they'll need to ask for" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/2017286019670823369) 2026-01-30T17:17Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "@coinbureau The same Jamie Dimon that called Bitcoin BS while quietly stockpiling it" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/2017588435037340076) 2026-01-31T13:19Z [--] followers, [---] engagements "@solananew @StepFinance_ on the bright side with the market crashing the hacker ended up with much less than was stolen 🤷" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/2017667566127243584) 2026-01-31T18:33Z [--] followers, [---] engagements "🗞 Time for your daily dose of Noncense crypto news with a 🥊line: 📰 Nearly 200k $SOL hacked in wallet compromise attack on Step Finance with the hacker unstaking and removing the tokens worth around $30M 🥊 That must've been quite a stressful day for the hacker: break in unstake remove tokens realize the market is crashing swap to stables restake. a tough day indeed. Source: @solananew 📰 An AI agent supposedly created its own Bitcoin wallet and won't let its human access it. 🥊 Worse yet it's shitposting about it. Source: @_adembilican_ 📰 Vitalik Buterin withdrew $45 million in ETH from" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/2017670556011626691) 2026-01-31T18:45Z [--] followers, [---] engagements "🗞 Time for your daily dose of Noncense crypto news with a 🥊line: 📰 A tweet supposedly from Justin Sun's ex-gf is threatening to expose his scams use of multiple employee accounts to pump $TRX just as the SEC is investigating him for scams benefitting Trump. 🥊 Poor girl grooming herself up to be perfect trophy wife only to find out her man prefers old white men. Source: @tenten19901107 📰 Circle's roadmap focuses on building an internet-native financial system on the Arc blockchain expanding global use of USDC and prioritizing Circle Payments Network. 🥊 Sure sure all of that is reasonable" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/2017935392062775566) 2026-02-01T12:17Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "@coinbureau He's like crypto mom: "Come down kids Don't make me go on Polymarket"" [X Link](https://x.com/DeFiNoncense/status/2018275636112953536) 2026-02-02T10:49Z [--] followers, [--] engagements Limited data mode. Full metrics available with subscription: lunarcrush.com/pricing
@DeFiNoncense DeFi Noncense
DeFi Noncense posts on X about crypto, bitcoin, polymarket, money the most. They currently have [--] followers and [---] posts still getting attention that total [---] engagements in the last [--] hours.
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Social Influence
Social category influence finance cryptocurrencies exchanges countries stocks technology brands social networks currencies events nfts
Social topic influence crypto, bitcoin, polymarket, money, binance, $btc, ethereum, defi #1081, $eth, blockchain
Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by @coinbureau @cointelegraph @polymarket @bitcoinnewscom @thebtctherapist @coingecko @rugtelegraph @bulltheoryio @coinmarketcap @wublockchain @binance @ffvv1211 @polymarkettrade @documentingbtc @morsyxbt @farcasterxyz @monad @mastrxyz @metamask @minswapintern
Top assets mentioned Bitcoin (BTC) Ethereum (ETH) Coinbase Global Inc. (COIN) Solana (SOL) USDC (USDC) Pump.fun (PUMP) Flow (FLOW) Pudgy Penguins (pudgypenguins) XRP (XRP) Official Trump (TRUMP) Melania Meme (MELANIA) Alphabet Inc Class A (GOOGL) Tether (USDT) Linea (LINEA) Rarible (RARI)
Top Social Posts
Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours
"OMG OMG people are searching for crypto black swan event buy signal this is it guys tothemoon lfg. now breathe out and find some real news 🚨 MASSIVE: Google searches for "crypto" have spiked in the past [--] hours. https://t.co/SDq58owizs 🚨 MASSIVE: Google searches for "crypto" have spiked in the past [--] hours. https://t.co/SDq58owizs"
X Link 2025-08-24T14:57Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"is it is it any different from whale action or MM activity Thoughts #Binance #marketmaking #cryptowhales #cryptomanipulation #btc #eth 🚨 BREAKING: BINANCE IS DUMPING $ETH & $BTC TO LIQUIDATE LONGS THIS IS PURE MANIPULATION https://t.co/teIXtyadSt 🚨 BREAKING: BINANCE IS DUMPING $ETH & $BTC TO LIQUIDATE LONGS THIS IS PURE MANIPULATION https://t.co/teIXtyadSt"
X Link 2025-08-25T03:11Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"@AmitFlux @Bitcoin @ethereum @CoinDCX Very important for people to understand the trade-offs before automatically criticizing one or another good on you to share"
X Link 2025-08-25T03:13Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"I have a financial advisor. His name is @coingecko. In the age of #Bitcoin having a financial advisor is like saying the McDonalds cashier is your nutritionist. -Samson Mow https://t.co/EhM1EZNqQg In the age of #Bitcoin having a financial advisor is like saying the McDonalds cashier is your nutritionist. -Samson Mow https://t.co/EhM1EZNqQg"
X Link 2025-08-27T02:59Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Farcaster is no joke. Don't ignore it. #farcaster #socialmedia #decentralization Farcaster is built on Ethereum. @farcaster_xyz is a decentralized social protocol that lets developers build apps where users own their data identity and social graph. It aims to make social networking open portable and censorship-resistant. https://t.co/K8b5iRzDYM Farcaster is built on Ethereum. @farcaster_xyz is a decentralized social protocol that lets developers build apps where users own their data identity and social graph. It aims to make social networking open portable and censorship-resistant."
X Link 2025-08-28T17:07Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"@BitcoinNewsCom This is very cool. Thailand is primed for crypto adoption"
X Link 2025-08-29T17:17Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"@saylordocs Fidelity: We have no idea what this is but we want attention and more pressure on clueless investors. What's the craziest $ we can do"
X Link 2025-09-10T13:58Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"In an alternate universe where everything is onchain: [--]. SEC destroys documents [--]. Realizes there are more copies they can hope to get to [--]. Democracy #sec @crypto #cryptoregulations #onchain The Gensler SEC destroyed documents they were required to preserve and produce. We now have proof from the SECs own Inspector General. Today we ask the federal court to address this gross violation of public trust to ensure that it never happens again. 1/3 https://t.co/DPLtHUiolj The Gensler SEC destroyed documents they were required to preserve and produce. We now have proof from the SECs own Inspector"
X Link 2025-09-12T07:57Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Allow me to translate: $USDT - money grab $USAT - bonus money grab #stablecoins #crypto #cryptohumor EXCLUSIVE: Tether's Paolo Ardoino explains the dual role of USDT and USA USDT has become the digital dollar for emerging markets serving nearly [---] million people across Africa Latin America and Southeast Asia. It was built for the unbanked and underserved in developing https://t.co/bIBsbLYwF8 EXCLUSIVE: Tether's Paolo Ardoino explains the dual role of USDT and USA USDT has become the digital dollar for emerging markets serving nearly [---] million people across Africa Latin America and"
X Link 2025-09-15T09:18Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"100% this. Besides creating #BTC and #ETH treasury companies and other crypto investments what can wall street even do what's crazy is crypto spent [--] years building an entirely new financial system that's 10x better than the old one but we couldn't roll it out because they made it illegal so we had to build in the grey and get political (meanwhile they blamed us for having no use cases while https://t.co/6Yx84ITNVA what's crazy is crypto spent [--] years building an entirely new financial system that's 10x better than the old one but we couldn't roll it out because they made it illegal so we"
X Link 2025-09-19T08:21Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Today in "we used to be in crypto to change the world but now go crazy over any announcement from POTUS or Powell." #crypto #cryptoinvesting #HODL Dennis Porter: "Massive political news is coming for Bitcoin on Tuesday that could reshape the entire trajectory of Bitcoin politics." What do you think it could be https://t.co/0C7qxESuEW Dennis Porter: "Massive political news is coming for Bitcoin on Tuesday that could reshape the entire trajectory of Bitcoin politics." What do you think it could be https://t.co/0C7qxESuEW"
X Link 2025-09-22T07:29Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"The mental gymnastic it took him to make this argument tho. "This asset that's risen much higher than gold is down from its massively high price while gold is still climbing some so must be in a bear market sell sell sell and buy the underperforming asset." 🚨 LATEST: Peter Schiff says Bitcoin is in a bear market. Whats your take 👇 https://t.co/qHYwgMH7JA 🚨 LATEST: Peter Schiff says Bitcoin is in a bear market. Whats your take 👇 https://t.co/qHYwgMH7JA"
X Link 2025-09-25T05:18Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"We went from fundamentals and revolution to. this. #crypto #HODL #cryptomanipulation #investingtips TRUMP JUST POSTED THIS ABOUT CRYPTO https://t.co/pin34WLRhd TRUMP JUST POSTED THIS ABOUT CRYPTO https://t.co/pin34WLRhd"
X Link 2025-09-25T06:40Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"1. Linea really [--]. SWIFT's desperate attempt to stay relevant is hardly "OMG HUGE NEWS" - more like yeah welcome to the "late to the party" party. #cryptopayments #cryptoadoption #institutionalcrypto #layer2 Holy fuck. Swift is developing a stablecoin and onchain messaging on ethereum layer [--] linea. You guys have no idea how fucking huge this is. 90% of global cross border USD trades happen with swift messaging. Layer 2s are secure extensions of ethereum. Trillions of dollars of https://t.co/l5HZqS2UAD Holy fuck. Swift is developing a stablecoin and onchain messaging on ethereum layer 2"
X Link 2025-09-27T11:05Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"LOL. But seriously nothing is as predictable as the first entrants fumbling their lead away #metamask #uniswap #rarible #DYDX .and so many others be metamask have an incredible lead on the wallet game fumble that lead continuously make the wallet worse with every update doesn't fix wallet says fuck it and builds a perp dex be metamask have an incredible lead on the wallet game fumble that lead continuously make the wallet worse with every update doesn't fix wallet says fuck it and builds a perp dex"
X Link 2025-09-30T11:38Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Yes AND the more reason to built censorship resistant Internet whether via #starlink or mesh networks or whatever else can be created (and supported with blockchain tech btw). #freeinternet #censorship #blockchain #ethereumcommunity Ethereum has been completely shut down in Afghanistan. I think we neglect how dependent Ethereum is on internet access. A censorship-resistant "always-on" ledger isnt much help if a government can just pull the plug by shutting down the internet. Ethereum has been completely shut down in Afghanistan. I think we neglect how dependent Ethereum is on internet access."
X Link 2025-10-01T09:20Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"amen; better yet establish a national ETH/BTC reserve with an interest on a DeFi protocol distribute 50% of the yield monthly to the taxpayers and compound the other 50% #stablecoins #UBI #stimuluschecks #trump Checks I thought the U.S. was the crypto capital of the world - let's do stablecoins this time. https://t.co/Q7CsQfGJVq Checks I thought the U.S. was the crypto capital of the world - let's do stablecoins this time. https://t.co/Q7CsQfGJVq"
X Link 2025-10-03T05:11Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"@waleswoosh Also no routing numbers bank codes myriad other details. and by the way sorry it's a holiday and our day off and we don't feel like helping you. Also prove you're human"
X Link 2025-10-07T15:36Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Can't make this shit up. Why not just run a bounty program instead Web3 is gonna eat Deloitte's overpriced lunch. Lol https://t.co/ZizjfizaOP Lol https://t.co/ZizjfizaOP"
X Link 2025-10-07T15:58Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"major buy signal Jim Cramer need that confirmation now ;) 🚨 NEW: Peter Schiff says $BTC and the broader crypto market could sell off as gold approaches $4000 suggesting Wall Streets crypto optimism has peaked. https://t.co/NpKHYGWrQs 🚨 NEW: Peter Schiff says $BTC and the broader crypto market could sell off as gold approaches $4000 suggesting Wall Streets crypto optimism has peaked. https://t.co/NpKHYGWrQs"
X Link 2025-10-08T20:28Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"we're doomed To survive a full Bitcoin cycle you need the brain of a philosopher the patience of a monk and the financial pain tolerance of a psychopath. To survive a full Bitcoin cycle you need the brain of a philosopher the patience of a monk and the financial pain tolerance of a psychopath"
X Link 2025-10-09T09:09Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"I like this take. tl;dr This time was different Tariffs shouldn't have cause such a dip and the action/inaction on Binance points to a technical issue that triggered a price cascade. Horrible Yes. Crypto still fundamentally ok Yes. My thoughts on yesterdays crypto crash: TLDR: Well be fine. We always are. Ive been in this industry for [--] years now and Id say Ive really seen it all. The COVID crash the $LUNA meltdown the FTX collapse you name it. But what we witnessed yesterday felt very different My thoughts on yesterdays crypto crash: TLDR: Well be fine. We always are. Ive been in this"
X Link 2025-10-11T18:32Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"what's up with all these "dear algo" posts Dear algo please show my posts to anyone and everyone interested in them and gain me millions of likes shares and follows. Also [--] BTC. Please. 🙏 dear algorithm: please show this post to everyone who is interested in defi thank you dear algorithm: please show this post to everyone who is interested in defi thank you"
X Link 2025-10-14T09:17Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"LOL. This is also low-key brilliant of @monad make sybils too cost-prohibitive. Imaging someone dropping [--] figures on running thousands of wallets and not recouping any of it. 👏👏👏 Monad banned all 1.8m of my testnet wallets just bc they were created in India I made up over 80% of the volume on their chain. I told my wife this was finally the year we could stop sim-swapping her relatives for rent money Now I get nothing IDK what to do Monad banned all 1.8m of my testnet wallets just bc they were created in India I made up over 80% of the volume on their chain. I told my wife this was"
X Link 2025-10-15T15:34Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Listen to @waleswoosh frens the landscape is changing constantly; social capital is the game One of the reasons why this is true is that airdrops are different nowadays. Monad has purged more than [--] million farmers. We are moving towards airdrops for social capital plus on-chain activity. Kaito Capital Launchpad is another example of this. The good news is that you One of the reasons why this is true is that airdrops are different nowadays. Monad has purged more than [--] million farmers. We are moving towards airdrops for social capital plus on-chain activity. Kaito Capital Launchpad is"
X Link 2025-10-15T15:40Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"@caprioleio My Option C is for a white hat quantum hacker to break those wallets and move them to identical wallets with quantum-resistant security so the original owners can still access their funds. Question is. is this even technically possible"
X Link 2025-10-16T09:21Z [--] followers, [---] engagements
"Question is: who is borrowing $300T for an hour And doing what exactly with it mint $300T lend them for an hour at a mere 5% APY make $1.71B burn $300T whoopsie we were doing a test transaction business https://t.co/aWaFv6FTR4 mint $300T lend them for an hour at a mere 5% APY make $1.71B burn $300T whoopsie we were doing a test transaction business https://t.co/aWaFv6FTR4"
X Link 2025-10-16T09:22Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Yet I bet it'll be the first one to create $300T of value You know which protocol cant accidentally mint $300 trillion dollars Bitcoin You know which protocol cant accidentally mint $300 trillion dollars Bitcoin"
X Link 2025-10-16T09:39Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Forget BNB give us Unisocks above @Unilever market cap #Uniswap #unisocks #DeFi 🔥 JUST DID IT: BNB has passed Nike in market cap. $BNB: $110B $NKE: $109.9B https://t.co/Z6Wj2s9Ked 🔥 JUST DID IT: BNB has passed Nike in market cap. $BNB: $110B $NKE: $109.9B https://t.co/Z6Wj2s9Ked"
X Link 2025-08-10T11:16Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Jokes aside this guy fixed his country's budget by HODLing crypto. 👏👏👏 #BTC 👀 https://t.co/RwGDNx8oOt 👀 https://t.co/RwGDNx8oOt"
X Link 2025-08-13T20:58Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Anyone else feeling this #metamask #airdrops #cryptoairdrops #stablecoins MetaMask USD ($mUSD) is now live. 🦊 The best way in and out of crypto is here. https://t.co/h6zSUao7Ka MetaMask USD ($mUSD) is now live. 🦊 The best way in and out of crypto is here. https://t.co/h6zSUao7Ka"
X Link 2025-09-16T08:37Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"This actually resonates a lot. But has the alpha left Are we too late #podcasts #cryptopodcasts #cryptoalpha Every Bitcoin podcast is the same ten people interviewing each other about the same ten topics and we all listen because we're addicted to confirmation bias disguised as education. The real alpha left a long time ago what's left is people explaining the obvious to each other Every Bitcoin podcast is the same ten people interviewing each other about the same ten topics and we all listen because we're addicted to confirmation bias disguised as education. The real alpha left a long time"
X Link 2025-09-16T09:06Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"More market manipulation or. #blackrock #crypto #cryptowhales #btc 🚨BREAKING: BlackRock just sold $980M $BTC [--] hours ago. https://t.co/D0GwtlrzeI 🚨BREAKING: BlackRock just sold $980M $BTC [--] hours ago. https://t.co/D0GwtlrzeI"
X Link 2025-09-23T07:25Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Same. Who else #hodl #eth #cryptotop I refuse to accept that $4950 was the cycle top. I refuse to accept that $4950 was the cycle top"
X Link 2025-09-25T07:45Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"the Iron Bank is like 👀🤑🧐 Ethereum is the only blockchain in the whole world where you can borrow [--] billion dollars in an instant. No KYC. No paperwork. No scrutiny. Eventually nation states need to borrow trillions of dollars on ethereum. What will be $eth price then The ticker is ETH. Ethereum is the only blockchain in the whole world where you can borrow [--] billion dollars in an instant. No KYC. No paperwork. No scrutiny. Eventually nation states need to borrow trillions of dollars on ethereum. What will be $eth price then The ticker is ETH"
X Link 2025-10-02T21:21Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Unless that bank is Lehman Brothers. The even crazier thing is that [--] minutes of your time [--] years ago got you [--] FREE bitcoin. Meanwhile [--] minutes in a bank still gets you shitty service just to use YOUR money. $1 invested in Bitcoin [----] years ago is now worth $113352 $1 left in the bank is now worth $0.73 for the lucky saver 🎉 $1 invested in Bitcoin [----] years ago is now worth $113352 $1 left in the bank is now worth $0.73 for the lucky saver 🎉"
X Link 2025-10-15T16:44Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"wait wait wait. @binance fudders are paying in BUSD BEP20 Really 😂😂😂😂 I just got offered $15k to publish FUD about binance and bnb Are influencers really taking the money to spread miss information on binance #bnb and #binance will remain strong and wont be touched by Fud. One thing I will never do is get paid to fud something especially if https://t.co/mBUUJNeeYC I just got offered $15k to publish FUD about binance and bnb Are influencers really taking the money to spread miss information on binance #bnb and #binance will remain strong and wont be touched by Fud. One thing I will never"
X Link 2025-10-16T13:25Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"The alien: Photo sourced from https://steemit.com/ethereum/@geth-hopper/vitalik-buterin-is-an-extraterrestrial BREAKING: Its more likely aliens are confirmed this year (6% chance) than Bitcoin hitting $200k (5% chance). https://steemit.com/ethereum/@geth-hopper/vitalik-buterin-is-an-extraterrestrial BREAKING: Its more likely aliens are confirmed this year (6% chance) than Bitcoin hitting $200k (5% chance)"
X Link 2025-10-17T16:34Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"@ohdatskate At ETHDenver breakfast event were some of the bet ones catching up with new friends and old without the weariness after a day full of events"
X Link 2025-10-18T09:43Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"@sue_xbt I remember hearing about Pudgy Penguins and buying a. Party Penguin bc they were cheaper. Lo and behold they remained cheaper (worthless actually)"
X Link 2025-10-18T20:26Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Ok it's time to start publishing daily crypto news with a punchline aka Noncense (get it). Let's just riff off @Coindesk for today: [--]. $3M of $XRP vanished from hot wallet via security error. The error: holding $XRP. [--]. @MicroStrategy bought more $BTC bringing the total to "whogivesafuckton." [--]. Japan regulator to let banks hold/trade $BTC. The catch If they mess up: seppuku This is been your daily dose of Noncense. Hope you found at least one of these funny. Appreciate likes/retweets/follows. WAGMI vibes to y'all. 🗞 A U.S. investor claims $3M worth of XRP vanished from his wallet in a "hot"
X Link 2025-10-20T20:22Z [--] followers, [---] engagements
"🗞 time for some Noncense: crypto news with a punchline. using @AlphaPackedHQ as the source today. [--]. @tempo raises $500 in Series A funding. checks notes. nvm it's Serie A funding for buying @acmilan and bringing some tempo to their play. [--]. @Ripple raising another $1B in hopes of bringing its value to just under $1B. [--]. @megaeth_labs is buying back early investor equity to sell it higher at the TGE. Because nothing screams "confidence" quite like early investors cashing out before the TGE. [--]. @opensea to finally launch the $SEA airdrop in Q1 [----]. But honestly I'd rather have back even"
X Link 2025-10-21T04:50Z [--] followers, [---] engagements
"@FFVV1211 Congrats If my experience is any indication the next goal should be to hold on to this [--] BTC (but hope you do reach [--] or more)"
X Link 2025-10-21T18:54Z [--] followers, [---] engagements
"1/🗞 Your daily Noncense - crypto news w/a punchline. 👉 US miners can now depreciate the full cost of their mining rigs. So yeah the taxes are rigged man. 👉 Solana's new ETF to offer staking rewards aka "too lazy to stake Solana" rewards.👇"
X Link 2025-10-22T08:37Z [--] followers, [---] engagements
"2/ 👉 Hedera has launched AI Studio internally called "Hey I" - as in "hey I am relevant too" 👉 Coinbase bought Echo for $350M giving its 100M customers the joy of soulless AI KYC unable to read docs and offering no human appeal. That's it for today. News sources: @Crypto_Dep @Butler_Agent Come back tomorrow for more Noncense 👋"
X Link 2025-10-22T08:37Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"@Cbb0fe Two years later they're running their own shitcoin factory. I'm sorry merdecoin"
X Link 2025-10-22T11:17Z [--] followers, [----] engagements
"@HollanderAdam .and this is how the CT about $SEA going public starts 🔔🔔🔔"
X Link 2025-10-22T19:18Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"@coopernicus01 ETH first then a Discord server via a FB group (ended up the best school and friendships I've ever had). @gitcoin and the grants mechanics. And those degen farming plays like $PASTA remember pasta And Sushi's vamp attack"
X Link 2025-10-22T19:36Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"@99Baumwolle @0xSweep Then next day "Just kidding. China great country. Xi is my buddy. We'll figure it out. MCGA""
X Link 2025-10-23T06:33Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"@GracyBitget That's a very sobering well-balanced analysis. Feels like cautious accumulation with reserve for the next black swan opportunity"
X Link 2025-10-23T18:12Z [--] followers, [---] engagements
"yeah definitely not implying you support it; and does make some sense to at least put the corruption/manipulation under legal scrutiny to keep it manageable; feels like such a sellout of the cryptopunk dream though - my not-so-secret wish is for the greater community to one day just quickly move to new BTC ETH and protocols leaving the institutions/governments with the bags (and then maybe switch back once they panic sell). Dreaming out loud"
X Link 2025-10-25T13:23Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"@rugtelegraph i remember friends and family laughing at me back in the early days then admiring me (once I got rugged out of most of it anyway.shhh)"
X Link 2025-10-25T13:24Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"@greenytrades With that being said I'm starting to wonder if all the real-life partnerships and sellable product development blue chip NFTs (@pudgypenguins @BoredApeYC @nounsdao @doodles etc.) are making will be fuel for "sudden" NFT resurgence in the next cycle"
X Link 2025-10-26T20:56Z [--] followers, [---] engagements
"Yeah. Didn't mean any criticism of course. Just my experience of getting sucked into "visualizing the win" dreaming about it before actually getting there. But yeah I've found time and again that conviction is huge and should be hard to shake as long as proper hedging/safety precautions are taken. Appreciate your deep thoughts as always"
X Link 2025-10-26T21:08Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"@MastrXYZ @EricTrump "We need UX so good your grandma could use it to et scammed by me and my family.""
X Link 2025-10-27T08:45Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Farcaster's original mission is a hard one to crack. Think of all the others who've tried/still trying. Lenster Phaver I'm definitely forgetting some. Let alone new ones like the Base App trying to do something (generally) in the space. Also remember those apps selling creators keys https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1982805799744213343 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1982805799744213343"
X Link 2025-10-27T13:45Z [--] followers, [---] engagements
"@tednotlasso @farcaster_xyz Still kudos on working the URL to IRL vector. It's possibly one of the most important ones however long it takes and whichever way it'll be achieved"
X Link 2025-10-27T15:52Z [--] followers, [---] engagements
"@tednotlasso @farcaster_xyz @itmstudio @sceneinfra totally fair; will check out those two teams 🙏"
X Link 2025-10-27T16:30Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"@JaydenLevitt @BoredApeYC And you get to keep a coolass mutant ape with a membership in the community well done"
X Link 2025-10-28T08:30Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"@0xWave There is definitely something to be said for the cryptopunks community. Legends. Dimond handed and diamond hearted legends"
X Link 2025-10-28T11:48Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"@Hemdawg_ Short term I agree. But longer term if we're expecting another bear market within a year and still no signs of a real NFT resurgence wouldn't it be a better long-term value to buy a BAYC a year or two from now"
X Link 2025-10-28T12:10Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"@neshtedle Imagine if years from now actual wedding officiating will be like: . in rug pulls and tothemoons till CZ's market dump do us part"
X Link 2025-10-28T12:20Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"@tw_tter @safe @Ledger how does it feel to build a public good product with great UX and then see someone shamelessly slap fees on top of it"
X Link 2025-10-29T10:01Z [--] followers, [---] engagements
"@DeFi_Dad ironically they all talk about culture and relationships. $ethereum delivers though"
X Link 2025-10-30T16:29Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Feels like all journalism is broken and has been for a while. But if anything can fix it Web3 has to be it. I remember jumping on Steem then Publish0x networking with others trying to reinvent news (Dnews was it). So far it's a long trail of corpses. But I'm still optimistic. In the attention and tokenize-everything economy there will be a way. Happy to collab on one with anyone serious. (this account is a fresh one just for comedy news which I have a background in but serious crypto writing is important and worthy)"
X Link 2025-10-30T20:49Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"It's 3D chess bro. Instead of chasing the "better UX" game they went straight for "worst UX" and instantly dominated it. But market leads evaporate quickly in tech so they keep pushing the envelope of bad UX worried that some asshole like @Rabby_io or @rainbowdotme or even @brave wallet will realize the opportunity and jump in with all their resources. Wait wait wait. maybe that's the goal Reverse psychology masterminds that @MetaMask"
X Link 2025-11-02T08:16Z [--] followers, [---] engagements
"I mean why don't you pay people to take free money from you. And give them a Ledger to store it in. But not that cheap Nano S Plus bullshit. A nice new one with the $10 fee for each multisign. Actually you better pay that $10 fee too. And while you're at it give each one a BAYC or CryptoPunk don't be cheap Also free blow jobs for everybody. It's only fair right 🤷♂"
X Link 2025-11-02T09:50Z [--] followers, [---] engagements
"@QuintenFrancois But you're forgetting the most important indicator: some random CT avatar saying it's over. What other proof do you need"
X Link 2025-11-02T09:59Z [--] followers, [---] engagements
"@rugtelegraph With half of this can't tell what's true and what's satire. ))) Read it and missed the British spelling completely"
X Link 2025-11-03T13:07Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"🗞 Time for your daily dose of Noncense crypto news with a 🥊line: 📰 Not only has Balancer been hacked for over $100M today but the hacker may have used an LLM to do it. 🥊 Great just when I thought my job as a North Korean hacker was AI-proof 🤷♂ News source: @AdiFlips 📰 If you're French and have a lot of crypto France wants to tax it as "unproductive wealth. 🥊 Yup the country with daily protests and monuments to stolen artifacts on a global scale (Louvre Versaille) thinks crypto is unproductive. News source: @coinbureau 📰 The founder of Cardano is calling out Cardano users for not using"
X Link 2025-11-03T18:26Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Did the hacker vibe code the Balancer hack (per @AdiFlips)"
X Link 2025-11-03T18:27Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"@rugtelegraph @CryptoHayes Bahamas mansions + crazy pool parties + donations to the losing political party = jail"
X Link 2025-11-04T07:12Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"@rugtelegraph @Strategy ROFL. Saylor is really bad at this market manipulation game (unless he has another "secret" MacroStrategy buying on the dips then selling it to MicroStrategy at the tops)"
X Link 2025-11-04T07:41Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"🗞 Time for your daily dose of Noncense crypto news with a 🥊line: 📰 Well the world is ending with Balancer and Moonwell hacked Stream finance decimated and rumors about MEXC insolvency flying around. 🥊 On the bright side. guess 10/10 wasn't the end of the world after all. Yay extra two weeks of hope News source: @MarcinRedStone 📰 Apparently CT discovered that the Moonwell hacker exploited the protocol before then came back to do it again. 🥊 It was also discovered that the hacker stole the letter R from Mo_onwell's name. News source: @SpecterAnalyst 📰 StakeWise DAO emergency multisig"
X Link 2025-11-04T21:52Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"🗞 Time for your daily dose of Noncense crypto news with a 🥊line: 📰 Samourai Wallet founders arrested by US feds charged with money laundering and unlicensed money transmitting sending shockwaves through the blockchain dev community in what was thought to be a crypto-friendly political environment. 🥊 We obtained exclusive commentary from the White House: "Went to Samurai sushi in DC. Very bad sushi. No real samurai. I'm deporting all Samurai from the US back to Chi-na. General Xi very nice man. Makes great chicken." News source: @1914ad 📰 A polymarket user made a $120k Polymarket bet that"
X Link 2025-11-05T20:31Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"@TheWhiteWhaleV2 It's obvious that the bollinger bands and RSI are converging on the 200-day MA with the head and shoulders pattern followed by a chicken nugget curve of a Blink-182 indicator. Generational opportunity to go long by leveraging 100x short on FARTCOIN. It's all in the numbers"
X Link 2025-11-06T08:23Z [--] followers, [---] engagements
"@rugtelegraph @unusual_whales Of all the things to endorse Spirit Airlines Really"
X Link 2025-11-06T13:31Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Feds wiped an arrested crypto owners drives containing [----] $BTC according to @Cointelegraph LATEST: A US court says the FBI isnt liable for wiping a hard drive with [----] $BTC as the owner denied it was his until later. Adding to the growing tally of lost coins believed to be unrecoverable; with up to 3.7M BTC or roughly 18% of total supply. https://t.co/9j3ksdC3ld LATEST: A US court says the FBI isnt liable for wiping a hard drive with [----] $BTC as the owner denied it was his until later. Adding to the growing tally of lost coins believed to be unrecoverable; with up to 3.7M BTC or roughly"
X Link 2025-11-06T14:18Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"@joostienXD @Polymarket @PolymarketTrade So tempting yet gotta read the fie print: If neither occurs by July [--] [----] 11:59 PM ET this market will resolve to 50-50. With the GTA [--] release date planned for November [----] the NO option on Jesus is above settlement % right now. Bummer"
X Link 2025-11-07T04:58Z [--] followers, [----] engagements
"🗞 Time for your daily dose of Noncense crypto news with a 🥊line: 📰 Looks like the @Balancer exploiter was able to use an offchain approval mechanism (permit2) to unfreeze the stolen funds on Sonic and bridge them out to USDC. 🥊 Isn't it nice to see onchain and offchain working seamlessly together (albeit to nullify the chain's own security) News source: @DoctorDeFi 📰 Coinbase is launching the first regulated Launchpad in the US with @monad as the first listing. Fun fact: those who sell within [--] days will be punished in future listings. 🥊 Another fun fact: those who don't will be"
X Link 2025-11-10T20:40Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Great breakdown and great framework. Just for fun let's imagine the rules that didn't make the cut: [--]. Shitcoin sellers will be required to mail a box of actual shit to each purchaser. [--]. Gary Gensler will personally verify every transaction. [--]. Mt. Rushmore will be remodeled to include a BAYC a CryptoPunk a Doodle and a Shiba Inu. [--]. AI will randomly determine a memecoin to pump daily. [--]. Supplies for all coins must have a hard cap unless JPow decides to print more of any coin at any time in any amount with the printr.brr command"
X Link 2025-11-11T11:38Z [--] followers, [---] engagements
"@naruto11eth hermano you're going to the wrong country; try Colombia for the former and. wherever Messi is these days"
X Link 2025-11-12T16:33Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"🗞 Time for your daily dose of Noncense crypto news with a 🥊line: 📰 According to @CNBC owning crypto makes you more attractive to dates. 🥊 Given them your seed phrase even more so. News source: @lynk0x 📰 @Bybit_Official research claims [--] chains have a freezing function (and another [--] can easily introduce it). 🥊 Oh the irony of a CEX talking about freezing funds. News source: @arminreiter 📰 [-----] wallets - possibly created by the team itself - farmed 60% of the $APR airdrop. 🥊 It was also revealed that APR stands for Absolute Plebe Rape. News source: @OxTochi That's it for today see"
X Link 2025-11-12T17:15Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"@MarcinRedStone Candidate saying that he's definitely not North Korean"
X Link 2025-11-13T12:16Z [--] followers, [---] engagements
"🗞 Time for your daily dose of Noncense crypto news with a 🥊line: 📰 Very interesting attack on @HyperliquidX that some claim came from @Binance (unproven). Attacker used $3M from @okx split into [--] wallets to place a $30M long on $POPCAT remove it lose $3M but drop the price so much that Hyperliquid lost $4.9M. 🥊 That's it. We've gone from WAGMI to leverage suicide bombers. News source: @Param_eth @HYPERDailyTK @ArthuronHL 📰 This gets even wilder: the attacker used a ref link for those wallets earning $5k in ref fees 🥊 Even more wildly the ref codes are @MetaMask ones man the lengths"
X Link 2025-11-13T21:02Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"@Arthur_0x I have this wild theory that the reason may have something to do with $PUMP having no intrinsic value for holders. I know crazy idea"
X Link 2025-11-14T10:42Z [--] followers, [---] engagements
"@SpecterAnalyst @BTX_Capital @vc_btxcap @HyperliquidX @chameleon_jeff The investigation looks very thorough but you overlooked one argument to the contrary: Can a crypto fund with a name that sounds like a K-Pop band really do any wrong 😏"
X Link 2025-11-14T10:53Z [--] followers, [---] engagements
"@Polymarket"
X Link 2025-11-15T14:57Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"🗞 Time for your daily dose of Noncense crypto news with a 🥊line: 📰 @Pumpfun implementing bundle protection and anti-vamping: can't create multiple coins with the same pic and ticker 🥊 Phew now the only way to get scammed on is. to buy a coin on News source: @100xgemfinder 📰 Uniswap's Continuous Clearing Auctions (CCA) launch means onchain token sales with transparent price discovery and liquidity on Uniswap. 🥊 Transparent price discovery. Or as Binance calls it: "Watch your money become my money." News source: @Cointelegraph 📰 Somebody's ref link for @HyperliquidX became the top Google"
X Link 2025-11-15T21:05Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"🗞 Time for your daily dose of Noncense crypto news with a 🥊line: News source for everything today: @AlphaPackedHQ 📰 It's a busy week for token release news with $AZTEC launch and $RNBW & $ZAMA teases. 🥊 The whitelist is open for anyone who's not losing their money on market manipulation fast enough. 📰 Grayscale files for an IPO under $GRAY 🥊 It's nice of them to give stock investors the authentic crypto experience of getting quickly and violently rugged. 📰 @coinbase launches Coinbase One Member Week with $50 referrals for the Coinbase One Card. 🥊 Plus another $100 for snitching on"
X Link 2025-11-16T17:02Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"@Polymarket"
X Link 2025-11-17T05:04Z [--] followers, [---] engagements
"🗞 Time for your daily dose of Noncense crypto news with a 🥊line: 📰 At @EFDevcon @VitalikButerin introduced Kohaku - a privacy framework running natively on Ethereum. 🥊 And with $ETH falling below $3k today Vitalik will soon be able to take the entire chain private. News source: @iamjosephyoung 📰 @a16zcrypto said that "arcade tokens" (tokens issued buy and limited to a specific ecosystem like airline miles) are the future. 🥊 That's fitting since most crypto bros will be working at the arcade. News source: @Cointelegraph 📰 Fidelity analyst projects [--] $ZEC to be worth $100k by [----]. 🥊"
X Link 2025-11-17T20:14Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"@Cointelegraph I wonder how US Marshalls feel about that"
X Link 2025-11-19T20:45Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"🗞 Time for your daily dose of Noncense crypto news with a 🥊line: 📰 at @EFDevcon @VitalikButerin said that quantum computing could break elliptic curve cryptography by [----]. and CT went apeshit. 🥊 It's like when prompted to add a capital letter and a symbol to your password you give up on passwords entirely. News source: @coinbureau 📰 @gnosischain DAO has a proposal to fire KPK its treasury management company. 🥊 Will instead hire Trump's grandson's friend's petsitter's roommate who goes simply by SeeZee. News source: @moo9000 📰 @jessepollak is launching his $JESSE token and warning"
X Link 2025-11-20T11:07Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"🗞 Time for your daily dose of Noncense crypto news with a 🥊line: 📰 @etherscan introduced a small API fee for Base Optimism and Binance and CT is losing its shit. 🥊 "Free tools should stay free" screamed every degen trying to get rich on copied open source code. News source: @LefterisJP 📰 There's a rumor of @Apple integrating $ETH payments. 🥊 Actually it'll be $iETH works exactly the same but costs 25% more to use and is gatekept to the Apple ecosystem. Also randomly breaks just after the warranty expires. News source: @Coinvo 📰 New Zealand to teach schoolkids about crypto starting next"
X Link 2025-11-23T20:25Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"🗞 Time for your daily dose of Noncense crypto news with a 🥊line: 📰 #CZ is facing new allegations this time of being personally responsible for Binance being used to fund HAMAS terrorists' Oct. 7th massacre of Israeli civilians. 🥊 But hear me out: he's just hedging his bets robbing retail investors got him loved by the right; funding terrorists will get him loved by the left. News source: @MastrXYZ 📰 Apparently @berachain gave one $25M investor an option for a full refund. 🥊 I'd be cool with that if I can get a refund on any one NFT of my choice. News source: @whosknave 📰 Over [---] NPM"
X Link 2025-11-24T21:39Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"@HustleBitch_ And don't forget to say "please and thank you sir may I have another" during the cavity search"
X Link 2025-11-25T17:25Z [--] followers, [---] engagements
"🗞 Time for your daily dose of Noncense crypto news with a 🥊line: 📰 @Klarna is launching its own stablecoin because. why not 🥊 Boring. What people want to see is a stablecoin tied to something of actual value from a brand they actually trust. @OnlyFans or @Pornhub - your move News source: @Klarna 📰 So everybody saw the racist tweet that got @Polymarket exec sacked. 🥊 But there could've been a teachable moment there: a market for how long said executive would survive in any of the countries mentioned. Oh well. News source: @loshmi 📰 After a supposed 3rd party processing glitch that saw"
X Link 2025-11-25T20:16Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"@barkmeta then added with a smirk depending on where Bitcoin falls"
X Link 2025-11-26T12:04Z [--] followers, [----] engagements
"🗞 Time for your daily dose of Noncense crypto news with a 🥊line: 📰 @Tether_to bought more gold in Q3 than every central bank with Kazakhstan in second place. While every crypto is claiming to be digital gold Tether is just flexing and printing money. 🥊 Which begs the question. is Tether now run by @PeterSchiff News source: @samcallah 📰 @VitalikButerin said $DOGE deserves to be #2 or #3 🥊 Is that his smirky was of saying $DOGE should try harder News source: @barkmeta 📰 So who saw this one coming: @unichain TVL dropped 86% from ATH once incentives ended. 🥊 On the bright side it still"
X Link 2025-11-26T21:13Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"🗞 Time for your daily dose of Noncense crypto news with a 🥊line: 📰 European Central Bank's President does not want Bitcoin in the bank's reserves since reserves should be secure liquid and not connected to crime. 🥊 Which is why it'll include Swiss Bank Nazi accounts Italian Mafia funds and Dutch tulip futures. News source: @BTCjunkies 📰 JPMorgan announced a Bitcoin-backed bond after doing everything in its power to - successfully - dump $BTC price. 🥊 But don't feel bad for them it's not the kill it's the thrill of the Chase. News source: @TheBTCTherapist 📰 The country of Bolivia to"
X Link 2025-11-27T21:13Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"🗞 Time for your daily dose of Noncense crypto news with a 🥊line: 📰 Someone just lost $130k trying to manipulate the $KNTQ FDV market on @Polymarket. 🥊 When reached for comment he had just one word to say: "Inconceivable" News source: @totofdn 📰 Somehow @solana Breakpoint tix Black Friday sale price was ABOVE their regular price. 🥊 Is the bargain the chance to save my money and skip the snoozefest News source: @naruto11eth 📰 The hacker of @Official_Upbit was able to launder his loot via @RAILGUN_Project by somehow passing their "ZK proof of innocence" 🥊 Of course in this case ZK stood"
X Link 2025-11-29T20:09Z [--] followers, [---] engagements
"@DravenDon @Polymarket"
X Link 2025-11-30T15:58Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"🗞 Time for your daily dose of Noncense crypto news with a 🥊line: 📰 @Polymarket volume flipped @Pumpfun 🥊 Turned out the real memes were our life choices. News source: @AntoineRSX 📰 Michael Saylor teases "green dots" on the chart where $BTC purchases are marked in orange leading to CT wondering which coin purchases he's hinting at. 🥊 Because nothing says confidence quite like shouting about a single asset for years and then hinting that you need to diversify. News source: @coinbureau 📰 There is a UBI pilot program in NYC giving some young people $12k in crypto via @coinbase 🥊 But after"
X Link 2025-11-30T20:56Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"@Adam_Tehc it's admirable when a company dogfoods in this case by rugging itself on a memecoin"
X Link 2025-12-01T12:15Z [--] followers, [---] engagements
"@hosseeb wonder how far the white hat vs black hat AI war will go"
X Link 2025-12-02T08:57Z [--] followers, [---] engagements
"🗞 Time for your daily dose of Noncense crypto news with a 🥊line: 📰 AAVE DAO voted to shut down anything on zkSync Metis and Soneium and mandate that any new deployment must bring in at least $2m/year. 🥊 Focusing on revenue rather than putting new chain logos on the website is an insult to how we do things in DeFi. Shame on you AAVE for refused to forever stay pre-revenue News source: @DefiIgnas 📰 MetaMask introduced Transaction Shield subscription that guarantees up to $10k protection in a loss for any tx they deem safe. 🥊 Also introduced Payout Shield that automatically marks all"
X Link 2025-12-02T21:53Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"🗞 Time for your daily dose of Noncense crypto news with a 🥊line: 📰 The hacker of Yearn used hash-based address checks to prevent copycats or frontrunners which happened to the Balancer hacker earlier. 🥊 See somebody in DeFi does care about security News source: @J222ad 📰 The whale who made $200M shorting on 10/10 is piling up stables on Binance for another move. 🥊 Whew. Nothing to worry about here folks Binance never participates in market crashes. News source: @arkham 📰 Speaking of Binance they're launching Binance Junior parental control accounts for kids [--] to [--]. 🥊 Also launching"
X Link 2025-12-03T18:04Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"@JeongHaeju @PolymarketTrade @Polymarket who could it possibly be though"
X Link 2025-12-04T20:01Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"@JeongHaeju @PolymarketTrade @Polymarket who could it possibly be though"
X Link 2025-12-04T20:02Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"@JeongHaeju @PolymarketTrade @Polymarket who could it possibly be though"
X Link 2025-12-04T20:03Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"@coingecko @MetaMask @Polymarket Does that make Polymarket bets inside MM app considered "safe transaction" and eligible for a $10k refund if lost Asking for a degen friend"
X Link 2025-12-04T20:32Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"🗞 Time for your daily dose of Noncense crypto news with a 🥊line: 📰 Stripe is charging 1.5% on $USDC and other stablecoin payments that cost pennies in gas. 🥊 Way to show us your true stripes entrenched fintech dinosaur. News source: @boredGenius 📰 A school employee in Massachusetts hid bitcoin miners in coolers under the school stealing $17.5k in power before being discovered. 🥊 Kids today we learned why we need Physics Phys.Ed. Math and a friend at the precinct. News source: @DocumentingBTC 📰 $TERRA and related coins are pumping with the market. 🥊 It's not the alt season the asked"
X Link 2025-12-09T19:24Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"@Andrey_10gwei @Lighter_xyz @Polymarket"
X Link 2025-12-10T20:57Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"@SimplyBitcoin The same guys that called Bitcoin worthless are now accepting it as readily as the actually worthless shit they considered AAA (ahem MBSs etc.)"
X Link 2025-12-11T20:41Z [--] followers, [---] engagements
"@coinbureau Good. By the time the current yuppies retire their 401k will be worth more than their combined paychecks for their career"
X Link 2025-12-12T14:12Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"🗞 Time for your daily dose of Noncense crypto news with a 🥊line: 📰 DTCC which settles $3.7 quadrillion annually got the SEC nod to tokenize assets. 🥊 This is huge Expect Bitcoin to move by $5 on the news. News source: @Snapcrackle 📰 Congress wants Bitcoin allowed in 401k plans. 🥊 Congrats You'll be a billionaire when you retire. if you can find a job not destroyed by AI Trump or whatever else is wrong with this world. News source: @coinbureau 📰 YouTube now allows creators to get paid in stables. 🥊 Meanwhile Spotify is thinking of paying artists in emojis. News source: @AshCrypto"
X Link 2025-12-12T17:12Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"@duonine @aave Dude didn't you know that DAO stands for Don't Ask Or"
X Link 2025-12-13T19:38Z [--] followers, [---] engagements
"🗞 Time for your daily dose of Noncense crypto news with a 🥊line: 📰 In a stark reminder that people are the weakest link a guy lost a whole Bitcoin to someone using AI pretending to be a woman in love with him despite being warned to death by advisors that this is a pig butchering scam. 🥊 What happened to good ol' "marry divorce take money" journey The world is too damn fast these days. News source: @ProofOfMoney 📰 Netflix to release a crypto comedy about a couple trying to recover access to their crypto wallet. 🥊 It's titled "Honey I lost the seed phrase again." No word on whether Rick"
X Link 2025-12-14T21:24Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"@coinbureau Mining is completely decentralized though between what China controls and what is controlled by China"
X Link 2025-12-15T13:55Z [--] followers, [---] engagements
"🗞 Time for your daily dose of Noncense crypto news with a 🥊line: 📰 Bitcoin network's hashrate dropped by [---] EH/s when 400k mining rigs in China shut down. 🥊 True to Bitcoin mission the rigs were decentralized between the local CCP official and. his wife. News source: @coinbureau 📰 Thanks to the work of ZachXBT Coinbase support impersonator Ronald "Ron" Spektor was arrested in New York. 🥊 As punishment he'll receive [--] years of "personal customer support" from Ron Jeremy. News source: @zachxbt 📰 North Korean hackers have already caused $300M in damages from Zoom crypto scams. 🥊 The"
X Link 2025-12-16T12:29Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"@arkham For most of us it's a reminder to be mindful of never ever getting [-----] BTC"
X Link 2025-12-17T21:30Z [--] followers, [---] engagements
"🗞 Time for your daily dose of Noncense crypto news with a 🥊line: 📰 Per the US Treasury Secretary the Trump administration is removing all barriers against crypto. 🥊 Starting with its price. News source: @BitcoinJunkies 📰 Bhutan will use [-----] BTC from its reserves to build the Gelephu Mindfulness City. 🥊 Not to be left behind the US will build "Getdafuqouttahere Mar-a-Lago [--] City" News source: @arkham 📰 In just [--] minutes BTC pumped up and down $3k to wipe out $150M in longs/shorts. 🥊 Sponsored by CZ Rapid Release: When you don't have all day but still gotta get them traders rekt."
X Link 2025-12-17T21:55Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"@Cointelegraph Hmm how will it make money then by trading against its customers ;)"
X Link 2025-12-18T06:30Z [--] followers, [---] engagements
"@Tyler_Did_It Wen Coinbase flamethrowers"
X Link 2025-12-18T06:33Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"@DecryptMedia Pump.bummer"
X Link 2025-12-18T21:02Z [--] followers, [----] engagements
"🗞 Time for your daily dose of Noncense crypto news with a 🥊line: 📰 A solo miner mined [----] BTC from renting $86 of NiceHash hashrate. 🥊 Best part He will finally be able to pay off all the debt from his previous hashrate purchases. News source: @BitcoinNewsCom 📰 An ex-pumpfun dev sentenced for [--] years for $2M Solana fraud. 🥊 A harsher punishment would be forcing him to watch the pumpfun interface for [--] hours without blinking. News source: @DecryptMedia 📰 Coinbase announced a whole bunch of products including 24/8 stock perps. 🥊 Watch out Amazon there is a new bold guy with unlimited"
X Link 2025-12-18T21:32Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"🗞 Time for your daily dose of Noncense crypto news with a 🥊line: 📰 SoFi becomes the first US national bank to issue a stablecoin on a public blockchain. 🥊 The coin is 100% backed by "trust us we're too big to fail." News source: @coinbureau 📰 Wallets of Lil Pudgy holders are getting drained in the last few days. 🥊 This is a really weird way to fat shame people. News source: @FFVV1211 📰 Axiom paid out much of its earnings in referral fees and wants to write that off so it's asking for KYC verification from users despite claiming to be decentralized. 🥊 Axiom: decentralized until it's"
X Link 2025-12-19T22:10Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"@Amystreet That Slack link instant red flag. Nice job staying vigilant. Since they doxxed themselves by going to a conference they should be criminally prosecuted. Fuck people trying to scam the buidlers"
X Link 2025-12-20T15:11Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"@Kalshi Let's just assume that everything blacked out says Trump"
X Link 2025-12-20T15:14Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"🗞 Time for your daily dose of Noncense crypto news with a 🥊line: 📰 Hundreds of dApps block wallet addresses that ever used Tornado Cash. 🥊 But can you blame them They just want to make sure that all the shady stuff happens on their platform. News source: @milianstx 📰 Solana Mobile's Saga phone will no longer be supported by the tech team after just two years. 🥊 Because who the fuck buys crypto phones for anything other than $BONK News source: @Baerevo 📰 SBF is giving legal advice in jail as a power broker. 🥊 Lesson #1: Donate to the Republicans. News source: @Cointelegraph That's it"
X Link 2025-12-21T20:51Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"@bubblemaps This is what happens when you pay for a dinner with Buffet and not Trump"
X Link 2025-12-22T12:44Z [--] followers, [----] engagements
"🗞 Time for your daily dose of Noncense crypto news with a 🥊line: 📰 All kinds of things seem to be going sideways for AAVE. First a whale sale dumps the token price by 10% then the DAO accuses the founder of syphoning off fee revenue and now that founder has pushed through a controversial proposal to vote without its author's ok. 🥊 All this has caused the ratings agencies to downgrade AAVE to BBVE. News source: @coinbureau @duonine @tulipking @kyledoops 📰 VC @beaniemaxi has posted a long - while respectful - takedown of Brian Armstrong as a good CEO for Coinbase focusing on the platform"
X Link 2025-12-23T21:15Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"🗞 Time for your daily dose of Noncense crypto news with a 🥊line: 📰 Serial liquidatee James Wynn is now long Bitcoin. 🥊 Thanks for the signal that Bitcoin is about to drop hard News source: @TheBTCTherapist 📰 The employee that Hyperliquid terminated a year ago for insider trading is still shorting $HYPE right on Hyperliquid. 🥊 That's cold. What did they really do to piss him off took his red stapler News source: @eyeonchains 📰 The Darwin prize for money management goes to the UNI Foundation where the board overseeing $10M in grant distribution got paid. $5M. 🥊 "Not bad not bad but why"
X Link 2025-12-24T18:14Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"@morsyxbt Finally we know the only possible explanation for $MON to not go to $2"
X Link 2025-12-25T07:47Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"@cryptorinweb3 @nansen_ai Wonder if they're jut waiting for enough FOMO demand to dump on"
X Link 2025-12-25T07:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"@ltrd_ @CryptoNobler The one thing I don't get is why would that person dump BTC into such an illiquid market with such a big loss vs any other such market Just someone being careless Dumb"
X Link 2025-12-25T18:43Z [--] followers, [---] engagements
"🗞 Time for your daily dose of Noncense crypto news with a 🥊line: 📰 Someone sold just [-------] BTC into a thin liquidity BTC/USD1 market on Binance losing over $2k to slippage and causing a candle of BTC foing down to $24k making everyone panic and claim manipulation. 🥊 Yeah if losing $2k on a dumb trade is market manipulation call me CZ. News source: @ltrd_ 📰 So there are several wales holding a large amount of $PIPPIN for some reason. What could they possibly be waiting for. 🥊 I'll give you a hint: It ain't Scotty. News source: @cryptorinweb3 📰 So apparently Monad's claim site was"
X Link 2025-12-25T18:54Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"🗞 Time for your daily dose of Noncense crypto news with a 🥊line: 📰 Somebody lost $300k trying to manipulate a Polymarket market without reading the rules on how it settles. Counterparties made bank. 🥊 Incidentally a new Revenge of the Nerds movie is being written where the nerds beat degens by. plot twist. reading the rules. News source: @PolymarketStory 📰 $USDX depegged to [--] cents. 🥊 Because dammit stablecoins want to be included in those massive red candle charts too News source: @SolanaFloor 📰 Trust wallet users were drained for almost $7M and the team said nothing until after"
X Link 2025-12-27T08:34Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"@WuBlockchain after the drop $FLOW ticker is being shortened to $LOW"
X Link 2025-12-27T19:15Z [--] followers, [---] engagements
"🗞 Time for your daily dose of Noncense crypto news with a 🥊line: 📰 $FLOW token dropped over 50% until recovering a bit after a possible security incident. 🥊 The incident reportedly involves someone stealing the "F" from the ticker. News source: @WuBlockchain 📰 Ripple Circle Fidelity Paxos and BitGo got US federal trust charters allowing them to operate as banks. 🥊 Great news for their customers: yields as high as 0.01% and shitty customer service during very limited hours. News source: @RWAwatchlist_ 📰 Coinbase contractor in India was bribed to give hackers sensitive customer data"
X Link 2025-12-27T19:51Z [--] followers, [---] engagements
"🗞 Time for your daily dose of Noncense crypto news with a 🥊line: 📰 Apparently not only is Flow planning to roll back its chain post hack but they haven't told their partners including a major CEX where $FLOW is trading. 🥊 Moreover partners are shocked that the $FLOW token has been replaced with $EBB News source: @AlexSmirnov 📰 Uniswap's treasury burned 100M $UNI (about $591M) following the approval of the fee burn proposal. 🥊 A level of burning not seen since 10/10 (or every "opening bell" dump tbh) News source: @lookonchain 📰 Thailand is piloting a program to accept crypto from"
X Link 2025-12-28T20:31Z [--] followers, [---] engagements
"@lordjorx @aave So to be clear: [--]. DAO earns from v3; Labs from v4 [--]. Thus the Labs has all the incentives to push v4; DAO to keep v3 [--]. Ergo. either they strike a revenue share deal or DAO splits off with a new front end like or whatever right http://aa.ve http://aa.ve"
X Link 2025-12-29T19:23Z [--] followers, [---] engagements
"@BitcoinArchive It works quite brilliantly: - You get loan - FSB comes and takes your Bitcoin. And house. And wife. And sends you to die in the "non war""
X Link 2025-12-29T20:36Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"@AvgJoesCrypto Would've been cheaper to build a literal moon base and finally answer the age old "wen moon" q"
X Link 2025-12-30T20:34Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"🗞 Time for your daily dose of Noncense crypto news with a 🥊line: 📰 A hacker hacked a MM account on Binance and tried clearing stolen funds by manipulating $BROCCOLI in classic self trading. But an alert trader saw this and rode the setup perfectly to a $1M gain. 🥊 So. goodbye "guessing JPow's every move 2025; hello "riding hacker plays 2026" News source: @lookonchain 📰 So some entity used wallet clusters to deposit $5M into Lighter's app [--] months ago and got $26M in the airdrop 4% of circulating supply (apparently with Lighter's blessing to seed liquidity before market validation). 🥊"
X Link 2026-01-01T12:21Z [--] followers, [---] engagements
"@morsyxbt @Shade_L2 They literally called their new scam "shade" Not even trying to hide their shady business mfers"
X Link 2026-01-01T13:28Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"@wagmiAlexander @AerodromeFi @base @Uniswap wen aerosocks"
X Link 2026-01-01T13:35Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"@MinswapIntern Give that money to me. I'm happy to criticize Cardano's infra for free"
X Link 2026-01-04T11:41Z [--] followers, [---] engagements
"🗞 Time for your daily dose of Noncense crypto news with a 🥊line: 📰 Vitalik says that Ethereum solved the trilemma of decentralization consensus and high bandwidth. 🥊 Now it just needs to solve $ETH price. News source: @coinbureau 📰 Cardano approved 70M $ADA for critical infrastructure. 🥊 Aka paying KOLs to drown out all the criticism of Cardano lacking even a semblance of infrastructure News source: @MinswapIntern 📰 Infinex is having a hard time raising funds at its TGE with only 10% filled in from about [---] people. 🥊 Infinex Sounds more like Iffy next News source: @walsxbt That's it"
X Link 2026-01-04T22:02Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"🗞 Time for your daily dose of Noncense crypto news with a 🥊line: 📰 China classifies RWA tokenization as illegal finance. 🥊 As opposed to RWA collectivization it loves so much. News source: @WuBlockchain 📰 NFT Paris & RWA Paris [----] have been canceled for lack of funding after a tough market year 🥊 Replaced by Polymarket Insiders Paris and AI still Paris News source: @nft_paris 📰 Ledger's payment processor got hacked leaking names and contact info. 🥊 Now the world will know who's been buying those unnecessarily fancy and expensive models. But we shall never know why. News source:"
X Link 2026-01-05T21:43Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"🗞 Time for your daily dose of Noncense crypto news with a 🥊line: 📰 Ton Foundation sold $450M in $TON year today. 🥊 Or as it's known internally a shitTON. News source: @0xGeeGee 📰 $NEO's co-founders clash over treasury. 🥊 Once known as "the Ethereum of China" now more like "look ma I made a coin" of China News source: @Cointelegraph 📰 Tether Gold is introducing "scudo" as a unit to measure gold onchain. 🥊 Scudo is short for "SCam U DOn't want to touch" News source: @tethergold That's it for today see you tomorrow for more noncense 👋 https://x.com/tethergold/status/2008539498850795551"
X Link 2026-01-06T21:42Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"🗞 Time for your daily dose of Noncense crypto news with a 🥊line: 📰 Chen Zhi who made $75 billion on crypto "pig butchering" scam farms got extradited to China from Cambodia. 🥊 They did it they finally got CZ Sorta. News source: @WazzCrypto 📰 Superheat unveils a $2000 water heater that doubles as an ASIC $BTC miner. 🥊 Takes showering in money to a whole new level amirite News source: @BitcoinNewsCom 📰 Supposedly SBF used $500m customer deposits to buy 18% stake in Anthropic at a $2.5B valuation which FTX later sold at $18B. Would be worth at least twice that at current valuation. 🥊"
X Link 2026-01-09T17:04Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"@TedPillows VanEck's salaries should be as varied for this kinda prognosis"
X Link 2026-01-10T21:36Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"@GreekGamblerPM @Polymarket Why isn't there a market on that"
X Link 2026-01-10T21:38Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"🗞 Time for your daily dose of Noncense crypto news with a 🥊line: 📰 Sounds like the Cosmos chain universe is dead. 🥊 .not with a big bang but with a "who-needs-another-chain" whimper News source: @AirdropGlideApp 📰 VanEck predicts that $ETH will be worth somewhere between $300 and $150000 in [----]. 🥊 Yes and the weather will be between [----] and +100 tomorrow. News source: @TedPillows 📰 Somone's wallet got drained $90k for clicking on a link in Polymarket comments 🥊 Why isn't there a market on that News source: @GreekGamblerPM That's it for today see you tomorrow for more noncense 👋"
X Link 2026-01-10T21:39Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"🗞 Time for your daily dose of Noncense crypto news with a 🥊line: 📰 There's speculation that the $TROVE token sale was manipulated by the team who extended the end date by [--] years and then someone (them) bought a bunch of cheap YESs on Polymarket on their TGE reaching $15M raised to profit off unsuspecting degens. 🥊 As they say: If you can't beat them use their bets against you to fund your token sale. News source: @tsybka 📰 Tether freezing $USDT in wallets tied to Maduro's cronies based on US-supplied intel (pressure). 🥊 So it's not a stablecoin but a"
X Link 2026-01-11T21:28Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"@RuneCrypto_ "Hold my government-controlled-always-in-deficit-taxed-200%-generic-beer" - said the new mayor Mamdani on his way to rugging the entire city of New York"
X Link 2026-01-13T10:11Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"🗞 Time for your daily dose of Noncense crypto news with a 🥊line: 📰 Former NYC mayor Eric Adams rug pulled his $NYC memecoin just [--] minutes after launch. 🥊 Asked for comments the new mayor Zohran Mamdani criticized Adams' capitalist ways and promised to take his full term to rug pull the city. No shortcuts News source: @RuneCrypto_ 📰 SolanaFloor warned that the SHDW app on Solana that claims to be focused on privacy has been shown in tests to not be private at all - on top of not allowing funds withdrawal. 🥊 In the team's defense maybe they just confused "privacy" with "piracy" News"
X Link 2026-01-13T10:21Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"@WatcherGuru @BitMNR @MrBeast Mr. Beast now legally obligated to call himself Mr. bETHt"
X Link 2026-01-15T21:35Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"🗞 Time for your daily dose of Noncense crypto news with a 🥊line: 📰 Polygon announced 30% layoffs amid a restructuring. 🥊 It's the first time they hit anything in the double digits in years News source: @coinbureau 📰 MetaMask added native Tron support 🥊 This is like watching grandpa making friends with the neighborhood crack whore like whom will this integration embarrass more News source: @coingecko 📰 Astor funded $10k each to [--] human traders to compete against [--] AI traders. 🥊 All [---] traders just longed $HYPE News source: @Cointelegraph That's it for today see you tomorrow for more"
X Link 2026-01-16T12:26Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"@WuBlockchain So that's what those mysterious green dots were on Michael Saylor's chart"
X Link 2026-01-17T19:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"🗞 Time for your daily dose of Noncense crypto news with a 🥊line: 📰 Ethereum daily transactions are hitting ATHs 🥊 Meanwhile its token price remains more stable than most stablecoins. In fact after months of trying to guess the price's direction the community is considering renaming it Ether/Oreum. News source: @SatoshiFlipper 📰 Nearly half of $ETH is currently staked 🥊 The rest will be too once North Korean hackers figure out staking. News source: @coinbureau 📰 So apparently there is a leveraged prediction market on Solana called Space. 🥊 For those who can't wait an extra minute to"
X Link 2026-01-18T14:29Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"@dethective well that bodes well for the project's longevity and likelihood of rug pull - is there a Polymarket on it"
X Link 2026-01-18T14:34Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"@Polymarket ROFL. They should serve Ozempic on flights"
X Link 2026-01-18T14:48Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"@sytaylor if you can't beat them - rug them That's that TradFi way"
X Link 2026-01-19T20:14Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"@brian_armstrong @base Thus the infamous triangle is becoming a circle. @Square you're missing a monster opportunity here"
X Link 2026-01-19T20:23Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"🗞 Time for your daily dose of Noncense crypto news with a 🥊line: 📰 NYSE will run a digital 24/7 tokenized asset platform alongside its traditional stock exchange. 🥊 Because the only thing more satisfying than rugging boomers is rugging their children and grandchildren too. News source: @sytaylor 📰 Bermuda is moving its entire economy on-chain with help from Coinbase and Circle 🥊 The plan is to transition the Bermuda Triangle of lost ships into the Bermuda Circle of lost bags News source: @brian_armstrong 📰 Is anyone at all surprised that wallets linked to the $TRUMP team sold $2M worth"
X Link 2026-01-19T20:26Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"@CoinMarketCap Would love to buy some $BTC at $0 )))"
X Link 2026-01-20T09:15Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"@BitcoinNewsCom I'll take [--] million $BTC at that price please and thank you"
X Link 2026-01-20T09:16Z [--] followers, [---] engagements
"🙏 FIND THIS USEFUL OR EVEN FUNNY PLEASE REPOST COMMENT LIKE - LET ME KNOW IT'S WORTH THE DAILY GRIND THANK YOU 🙏 🗞 Time for your daily dose of Noncense crypto news with a 🥊line: 📰 GameStop transferred $215M in $BTC to Coinbase presumably to dump it. 🥊 Wall Street: The $GME short is baaaaack News source: @JacobKinge 📰 Trove ICO collapsed almost to zero amid investor anger and fraudulent early start accusations. 🥊 At least the team decided to keep most of the raise (over $9M). And that's not even a joke. The joke is that they promised to use funds for building a perp DEX. Probably to"
X Link 2026-01-20T19:30Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"@DocumentingBTC @SteaknShake if they stake it this can add up pretty quickly in a few years"
X Link 2026-01-21T12:27Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"1/3 🗞 Time for your daily dose of Noncense crypto news with a 🥊line: 📰 The creator of Microsoft's Clippy back in the 90s now released it as a Solana token - gets $1.6M in volume in just [--] hours. 🥊 Not only will this token rug you but it will pop up on your screen at the worst times to rub it in your face. News source: @WhaleInsider Continued 👇👇👇 https://x.com/WhaleInsider/status/2013928210371674357 https://x.com/WhaleInsider/status/2013928210371674357"
X Link 2026-01-21T12:32Z [--] followers, [---] engagements
"2/3 📰 Steak n Shake to add a 21c/hour bonus in $BTC for employees across [---] locations. 🥊Fixed it for you: Steak n Shake employees to get paid an hourly wage on top of a pretty sick $BTC investment opportunity News source: @DocumentingBTC Continued 👇👇👇 https://x.com/DocumentingBTC/status/2013730434031480998 https://x.com/DocumentingBTC/status/2013730434031480998 REAKING: Starting March [--] Steak n Shake restaurants will give hourly employees at [---] locations a bitcoin bonus of $0.21 for every hour worked. https://t.co/7C8wTaP2Sh https://x.com/DocumentingBTC/status/2013730434031480998"
X Link 2026-01-21T12:32Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"3/3 📰 is launching Pump Fund to back [--] hackathon-winning startups with $250k each. 🥊 The only requirement is that the startups rug their users within [--] hours of launch. News source: @CoinMarketCap That's it for today see you tomorrow for more noncense 👋 🙏 FIND THIS USEFUL OR EVEN FUNNY PLEASE REPOST COMMENT LIKE - LET ME KNOW IT'S WORTH THE DAILY GRIND THANK YOU 🙏 https://x.com/CoinMarketCap/status/2013651257810915521 http://Pump.fun https://x.com/CoinMarketCap/status/2013651257810915521 http://Pump.fun LATEST: 💰 Memecoin platform Pump.fun launched Pump Fund an investment arm that"
X Link 2026-01-21T12:32Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"@gazza_jenks @bramk @AaronvanW @CryptoMichNL @khingoei they should start by taxing unrealized tulip gains"
X Link 2026-01-22T19:28Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"1/3 🗞 Time for your daily dose of Noncense crypto news with a 🥊line: 📰 Netherlands wants to tax unrealized Bitcoin gains. 🥊 Sure but tax the unrealized tulip gains first. News source: @gazza_jenks Continued 👇👇👇 https://x.com/gazza_jenks/status/2014286039058153518 I moved to Netherlands in [----]. When I first read this headline my immediate thought was I want to leave. Where is the outrage from our Dutch Bitcoin advocates Ive been told off the record that this bill is very likely to pass. @bramk @AaronvanW @CryptoMichNL @khingoei https://x.com/gazza_jenks/status/2014286039058153518 I"
X Link 2026-01-22T19:38Z [--] followers, [---] engagements
"2/3 📰 Coinbase putting together a quantum computing advisory board 🥊 Their only job is to tweet daily either "we're fucked" or "we're not yet fucked" News source: @BitcoinArchive Continued 👇👇👇 https://x.com/BitcoinArchive/status/2014326397183918286 JUST IN: Coinbase announces a new quantum computing advisory board The board will: - Publish position papers on the state of quantum computing - Issue guidance to users developers and institutions - Respond in real time to major quantum breakthroughs https://t.co/eE8GqOVAiD https://x.com/BitcoinArchive/status/2014326397183918286 JUST IN:"
X Link 2026-01-22T19:38Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"3/3 📰 Axie Infinity's token surged $200 coming back from the dead. 🥊 For those who don't remember Axie is a really boring blockchain game from the last cycle whose only achievement was in employing 30% of the Philippine population. News source: @coinbureau That's it for today see you tomorrow for more noncense 👋 🙏 FIND THIS USEFUL OR EVEN FUNNY PLEASE REPOST COMMENT LIKE - LET ME KNOW IT'S WORTH THE DAILY GRIND THANK YOU 🙏 https://x.com/coinbureau/status/2014182482833195150 https://x.com/coinbureau/status/2014182482833195150"
X Link 2026-01-22T19:38Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"1/3 🗞 Time for your daily dose of Noncense crypto news with a 🥊line: 📰 French tax crypto platform hacked exposing [-----] customers' data. 🥊 That's 50k degens facing their worst fear: the revelation that they're french. News source: @BitcoinNewsCom Continued 👇👇👇 https://x.com/BitcoinNewsCom/status/2014845279938478197 https://x.com/BitcoinNewsCom/status/2014845279938478197"
X Link 2026-01-24T08:39Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"2/3 📰 A single entity used [----] addresses to game $RIVER on BitGet for a $300M+ profit. 🥊 Apparently it was all ran by a mastermind who lives in a van by the river. News source: @WazzCrypto Continued 👇👇👇 https://x.com/WazzCrypto/status/2014840009858183571 I have uncovered a massive entity that cornered most of the $RIVER supply using @bitget and managed to make a profit of more than $300 MILLION These are [----] addresses and the explanation on how they operated 🧵 https://t.co/WO4gDuVC4J https://x.com/WazzCrypto/status/2014840009858183571 I have uncovered a massive entity that cornered"
X Link 2026-01-24T08:39Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"3/3 📰 Capital One buying stablecoin fintech Brex for $5.15 billion 🥊 Will name its crypto off-ramp Brexit b/c that has historically worked out perfectly News source: @CoinMarketCap That's it for today see you tomorrow for more noncense 👋 🙏 FIND THIS USEFUL OR EVEN FUNNY PLEASE REPOST COMMENT LIKE - LET ME KNOW IT'S WORTH THE DAILY GRIND THANK YOU 🙏 https://x.com/CoinMarketCap/status/2014716563169910789 https://x.com/CoinMarketCap/status/2014716563169910789 LATEST: 💰 Capital One will acquire stablecoin fintech Brex for $5.15 billion in a stock and cash transaction that some speculate"
X Link 2026-01-24T08:39Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"1/3 🗞 Time for your daily dose of Noncense crypto news with a 🥊line: 📰 The SEC has dismissed its lawsuit against Gemini after all all investors in its lending program recovered their assets in full. 🥊 The real reason though is that the SEC gave up trying to figure out which Winklevoss twin is which. News source: @coinbureau Continued 👇👇👇 https://x.com/coinbureau/status/2014931917918113975 https://x.com/coinbureau/status/2014931917918113975"
X Link 2026-01-24T20:33Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"2/3 📰 Crypto auditor Certik prepares for a $2B IPO. 🥊 Peer audits show a critical error of too many zeros at the end of that valuation. News source: @DegenerateNews Continued 👇👇👇 https://x.com/DegenerateNews/status/2014767308074295639 NEW: CERTIK EYES IPO AT $2 BILLION VALUATION AS IT TARGETS FIRST PUBLIC WEB3 CYBERSECURITY LISTING - THEBLOCK SOURCE: https://t.co/HQXRSGRKlW https://t.co/fqFTwrLoYz https://x.com/DegenerateNews/status/2014767308074295639 NEW: CERTIK EYES IPO AT $2 BILLION VALUATION AS IT TARGETS FIRST PUBLIC WEB3 CYBERSECURITY LISTING - THEBLOCK SOURCE:"
X Link 2026-01-24T20:33Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"🗞 Time for your daily dose of Noncense crypto news with a 🥊line: 📰 Certik IPO saga getting more interesting. Turns out they've previously launched the $CTK token in [----] that went to near-zero then rebranded to hide its history. 🥊 Gotta give it up for an audit company not to account for IPO audits to catch its previous failed money grab. Oh the irony. Source: @VietnamPenguin 📰 John Daghita (Lick) stole $40M+ from US government seizure addresses. and totally incidentally his dad has a contract with the US govt to provide IT services for seized assets. 🥊 Can't think of any other crypto"
X Link 2026-01-25T17:05Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"@WatcherGuru There's that healthy "I get private Congress insurance and inside trade the rest of America into poverty" smile"
X Link 2026-01-27T08:45Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"@BullTheoryio The tools will work hard to maintain neutrality and range from shill to heavy shill to up only wagmi oney go up stonks"
X Link 2026-02-14T21:04Z [--] followers, [---] engagements
"🗞 Time for your daily dose of Noncense crypto news with a 🥊line: 📰 Aave Labs asked the Aave DAO for $50 million in runway in return for revenue that the DAO already considers its own. 🥊 Can we put the [--] top people from the Labs and the DAO into Stani's new London house and watch them compete for revenue prizes and to avoid elimination reality show style And can we have a mole on each team Pleeeeease. Source: @Eli5defi 📰 Polynomial is shutting down canceling its TGE and promising to come back someday with something new that can compete against deep liquidity rivals. 🥊 Polynomial is"
X Link 2026-02-13T21:56Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"@cryptorover True. But dude: just say what you actually mean: Ain't none of yo business which wallets I use to dump the markets and rug you motherfuckas"
X Link 2026-02-15T17:07Z [--] followers, [---] engagements
"@Mrbankstips Bitcoin paper wallet"
X Link 2025-10-19T11:25Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"🗞 Time for your daily dose of Noncense crypto news with a 🥊line: 📰 $deUSD trading at [--] cents after depegging. Elixir is shutting down. Fallout from Stream's implosion. 🥊 When you chanted "to the moon" did you mean LUNA News source: @nansen_ai @MastrXYZ 📰 $ZEC briefly wicked above $2300 on @binance - a 3x. At the same time Binance is flagging and not accepting any zcash tokens that ever touched the shielded pool. 🥊 So Binance is against privacy and for manipulation got it. News source: @MisterMonero @_tm3k 📰 Samurai wallet dev got sentenced to the max 5-year prison term. 🥊 So he gets"
X Link 2025-11-07T17:16Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"🗞 Time for your daily dose of Noncense crypto news with a 🥊line: 📰 Bitcoin mining operations dropped by 30% as a winter storm rips through the US. 🥊 Great news for solo miners whose chances of mining a Bitcoin have surged 1000% to 0.0000001% Source: @DocumentingBTC 📰 Matcha Meta DEX hit with a $16.8M smart contract exploit via SwapNet on Base. 🥊 For a second there Zuck got really excited to see Meta in the news again. Source: @coingecko 📰 The Bitcoin whitepaper is now on display in the historic New York Stock Exchange lobby. 🥊 Already [--] senior Exchange members had a heart attack"
X Link 2026-01-27T08:43Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"🗞 Time for your daily dose of Noncense crypto news with a 🥊line: 📰 PSA: This is how CT ragebait is made: "News" about Threadguy's reaction to Tim Draper buying 30k BTC for $600 each at a US auction of Silk Road assets - with a $2.68B unrealized profit. 🥊 Reality: The auction was in [----] and Draper overpaid (market price below $600). Yet we all fall for this sensational crap daily. smh Source: @Jackkk 📰 OKX attacking Binance is shaping up to be the best "shady CEX on shady CEX" entertainment of the season. 🥊 What will the big reveal be A marriage/merger proposal They're cousins They're"
X Link 2026-01-29T11:42Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"@Cointelegraph So. traditional banking Plus all the vulnerabilities of a CEX much wow"
X Link 2026-01-30T17:07Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"🗞 Time for your daily dose of Noncense crypto news with a 🥊line: 📰 Bybit to launch MyBank in February allowing users to get personal IBAN numbers with KYC. 🥊 Congrats you've invented traditional banking. with the added bonus of crypto exchange hacks and whimsies. Source: @Cointelegraph 📰 Almost every market from stocks to gold to crypto took a dump with $6.5T erased. 🥊 What happened Did Jim Cramer and James Wynn both go massively long at the same time Source: @BullTheoryio 📰 The teams from Curve Yearn Uniswap and Frax have all hit 100% unlock. From now on they'll need to ask for"
X Link 2026-01-30T17:17Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"@coinbureau The same Jamie Dimon that called Bitcoin BS while quietly stockpiling it"
X Link 2026-01-31T13:19Z [--] followers, [---] engagements
"@solananew @StepFinance_ on the bright side with the market crashing the hacker ended up with much less than was stolen 🤷"
X Link 2026-01-31T18:33Z [--] followers, [---] engagements
"🗞 Time for your daily dose of Noncense crypto news with a 🥊line: 📰 Nearly 200k $SOL hacked in wallet compromise attack on Step Finance with the hacker unstaking and removing the tokens worth around $30M 🥊 That must've been quite a stressful day for the hacker: break in unstake remove tokens realize the market is crashing swap to stables restake. a tough day indeed. Source: @solananew 📰 An AI agent supposedly created its own Bitcoin wallet and won't let its human access it. 🥊 Worse yet it's shitposting about it. Source: @adembilican 📰 Vitalik Buterin withdrew $45 million in ETH from"
X Link 2026-01-31T18:45Z [--] followers, [---] engagements
"🗞 Time for your daily dose of Noncense crypto news with a 🥊line: 📰 A tweet supposedly from Justin Sun's ex-gf is threatening to expose his scams use of multiple employee accounts to pump $TRX just as the SEC is investigating him for scams benefitting Trump. 🥊 Poor girl grooming herself up to be perfect trophy wife only to find out her man prefers old white men. Source: @tenten19901107 📰 Circle's roadmap focuses on building an internet-native financial system on the Arc blockchain expanding global use of USDC and prioritizing Circle Payments Network. 🥊 Sure sure all of that is reasonable"
X Link 2026-02-01T12:17Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"@coinbureau He's like crypto mom: "Come down kids Don't make me go on Polymarket""
X Link 2026-02-02T10:49Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
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