# ![@Dadsaysjokes Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:26/cr:twitter::905028905026846720.png) @Dadsaysjokes Dad Jokes

Dad Jokes posts on X about in the, if you, put the, how to the most. They currently have [-------] followers and [---] posts still getting attention that total [-------] engagements in the last [--] hours.

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### Social Influence

**Social category influence**
[finance](/list/finance)  2% [celebrities](/list/celebrities)  1% [musicians](/list/musicians)  1% [countries](/list/countries)  1% [automotive brands](/list/automotive-brands)  1% [technology brands](/list/technology-brands)  1%

**Social topic influence**
[in the](/topic/in-the) 5%, [if you](/topic/if-you) #3658, [put the](/topic/put-the) 2%, [how to](/topic/how-to) 2%, [spell](/topic/spell) 2%, [red](/topic/red) #2676, [up to](/topic/up-to) 2%, [my neighbor](/topic/my-neighbor) 2%, [dock](/topic/dock) 1%, [card](/topic/card) 1%

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### Top Social Posts
Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours

"The people who make fitted sheets need to sit down with the people who make mattresses and get on the same page. Making the bed shouldn't be like putting a swimming cap over a fridge"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Dadsaysjokes/status/2008653482946093125)  2026-01-06T21:34Z 657.7K followers, 525.4K engagements


"This is why timing is so important"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Dadsaysjokes/status/2014420861000745448)  2026-01-22T19:32Z 657.6K followers, 26.8K engagements


"And costs nothing 😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Dadsaysjokes/status/2015916555742105622)  2026-01-26T22:35Z 657.6K followers, 34.5K engagements


"My wife accidentally locked herself out of the house and I didnt hear her knocking until I finished eating the rest of her cheesecake. So weird"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Dadsaysjokes/status/2016262887904321714)  2026-01-27T21:31Z 657.6K followers, 54.6K engagements


"My car broke down somewhere between the marina and the Hallmark store. Now I'm stuck between a dock and a card place"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Dadsaysjokes/status/2016989123119084017)  2026-01-29T21:37Z 657.7K followers, 27K engagements


"Everyones getting emails from Nigerian princes. I got one from an Egyptian pharaoh. Turns out it was just a pyramid scheme"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Dadsaysjokes/status/2017336507544027309)  2026-01-30T20:37Z 657.7K followers, 28.8K engagements


"13-year-old me: Don't tell me what to do Me now: Can someone please tell me step by step in full detail exactly what I'm supposed to do"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Dadsaysjokes/status/2017599116780433760)  2026-01-31T14:01Z 657.7K followers, 30.6K engagements


"I'm fairly certain that the person who put the first r in February also decided how to spell Wednesday"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Dadsaysjokes/status/2017691499241132231)  2026-01-31T20:08Z 657.7K followers, 31.2K engagements


"Here's how to tell if a photo is Al generated Look closely at the [--] objects circled in red"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Dadsaysjokes/status/2002465129187979546)  2025-12-20T19:44Z 657.7K followers, 3M engagements


"By replacing your morning coffee with green tea you can lose up to 87% of what little joy you still have left in your life"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Dadsaysjokes/status/2013004071079178303)  2026-01-18T21:42Z 657.7K followers, 1.1M engagements


"The man who invented the wind chill factor has sadly passed away He was [--] but felt like 85"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Dadsaysjokes/status/2018377852287156376)  2026-02-02T17:35Z 657.7K followers, 117.3K engagements


"How do you console an English teacher There their they're"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Dadsaysjokes/status/2018392671400693766)  2026-02-02T18:34Z 657.7K followers, 38K engagements


"My neighbor just yelled at her kids so loud that even I brushed my teeth and went to bed"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Dadsaysjokes/status/2023517121918148675)  2026-02-16T21:57Z 657.7K followers, 15.4K engagements


"Hiking in your 40s is a great way to meet new people. Today I met two paramedics three nurses a cardiologist and nearly met Jesus"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Dadsaysjokes/status/2000941710957011397)  2025-12-16T14:50Z 657.7K followers, 3.4M engagements


"If you watch Jaws backwards it is a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to people who need them"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Dadsaysjokes/status/2009666010190680447)  2026-01-09T16:38Z 657.7K followers, 575.5K engagements


"Cars these days have too many gadgets. I tried to reverse and it played a video of somebody getting run over by a car"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Dadsaysjokes/status/2011837142977122502)  2026-01-15T16:25Z 657.7K followers, 144.7K engagements


"If you ever get locked out of your house talk to your lock calmly. Because communication is key"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Dadsaysjokes/status/2016232755105759408)  2026-01-27T19:32Z 657.7K followers, 38.8K engagements


"There are [--] types of people in this world: those who can't relax when there are dishes in the sink and those who don't even notice them. And they end up marrying each other"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Dadsaysjokes/status/2017001298965467187)  2026-01-29T22:25Z 657.7K followers, 1.3M engagements


"When people say You look so familiar ask them Were we in prison together It ends the conversation every single time"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Dadsaysjokes/status/2017670809343361269)  2026-01-31T18:46Z 657.7K followers, 72.8K engagements


"How do I become a billionaire by 9am Monday please it's urgent"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Dadsaysjokes/status/2017671545666085024)  2026-01-31T18:49Z 657.7K followers, 33.4K engagements


"I went to see my Doctor. I told her every time I bend down I see Mickey Mouse and every time I stand up I see Donald Duck. She asked me how long I've been having these Disney spells"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Dadsaysjokes/status/2018067379419222254)  2026-02-01T21:02Z 657.7K followers, 36.3K engagements


"A fun way to find out if you're old is to fall down in front of a random group of strangers. If they laugh you're young. If they panic you're old"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Dadsaysjokes/status/2018646143014772850)  2026-02-03T11:21Z 657.7K followers, 40K engagements


"Why did the crab cross the road It didnt. It used the sidewalk"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Dadsaysjokes/status/2019055535887188401)  2026-02-04T14:28Z 657.7K followers, 24K engagements


"A frog got his DNA tested. Turns out he's part Irish part British and a tad Pole"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Dadsaysjokes/status/2019167341666242635)  2026-02-04T21:53Z 657.7K followers, 38.6K engagements


"My wife just asked me when I was going to stop quoting Elton John song lyrics. I said I think its gonna be a long long time"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Dadsaysjokes/status/2019175721827008863)  2026-02-04T22:26Z 657.7K followers, 25.8K engagements


"The guy who owns the local cinema has died. His funeral is on Monday at 12:10 14:20 and 18:40"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Dadsaysjokes/status/2019530154058588576)  2026-02-05T21:54Z 657.7K followers, 31.7K engagements


"I sing when I'm in my car but only in reverse. I'm a backup singer"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Dadsaysjokes/status/2019556573694292484)  2026-02-05T23:39Z 657.7K followers, 24.4K engagements


"There are no words in the English language that have all the vowels in alphabetical order he said facetiously"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Dadsaysjokes/status/2020200592396959829)  2026-02-07T18:18Z 657.7K followers, 49.3K engagements


"Having a weird dad builds character. At least that's what I tell my kids"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Dadsaysjokes/status/2020623053986930761)  2026-02-08T22:17Z 657.7K followers, 25.4K engagements


"I was struggling to understand how lightning works. And then it struck me"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Dadsaysjokes/status/2020626815753375912)  2026-02-08T22:32Z 657.7K followers, 26K engagements


"DO NOT FORGET This month we celebrate the three days when the man is always right. That would be the 29th 30th and 31st February"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Dadsaysjokes/status/2020851400096252154)  2026-02-09T13:24Z 657.7K followers, 32.9K engagements


"My dream job is to clean mirrors. I can really see myself doing that"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Dadsaysjokes/status/2021573074139701336)  2026-02-11T13:12Z 657.7K followers, 19.5K engagements


"I almost fell down the stairs and now my wife and l are in a heated argument as to whether her gasp was fear for my safety or excitement about a possible life insurance payout"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Dadsaysjokes/status/2021643431261745618)  2026-02-11T17:52Z 657.7K followers, 27.8K engagements


"A frog got his DNA tested. Turns out he's part Irish part British and a tad Pole"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Dadsaysjokes/status/2022066599348601101)  2026-02-12T21:53Z 657.7K followers, 27.8K engagements


"BREAKING: The CEO of IKEA has just been elected Prime Minister of Sweden. He should have his cabinet together by the end of the weekend"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Dadsaysjokes/status/2022097442825781601)  2026-02-12T23:56Z 657.7K followers, 2.6M engagements


"I just read a very long article on Japanese sword fighting. Allow me to Samurais it for you"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Dadsaysjokes/status/2022212781806940423)  2026-02-13T07:34Z 657.7K followers, 23.3K engagements


"NEW study reveals that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Dadsaysjokes/status/2022386484763058284)  2026-02-13T19:04Z 657.7K followers, 50.8K engagements


"I just read a very long article on Japanese sword fighting. Allow me to Samurais it for you"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Dadsaysjokes/status/2022462852485783792)  2026-02-14T00:08Z 657.7K followers, 22.7K engagements


"Here is a Valentine's Day poem. Roses are red Chocolates are nice. I'll get hers today because they're half the price"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Dadsaysjokes/status/2023003496380067899)  2026-02-15T11:56Z 657.7K followers, 20.6K engagements


"I once swallowed a bunch of synonyms. It gave me thesaurus throat I've ever had"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Dadsaysjokes/status/2023030669866320373)  2026-02-15T13:44Z 657.7K followers, 27.4K engagements


"Scientists have successfully captured the sound of two helium atoms laughing. HeHe"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Dadsaysjokes/status/2023030995965055080)  2026-02-15T13:45Z 657.7K followers, 36.6K engagements


"My son asked if training to be a locksmith would be worth it. I told him Of course thatll open a lot of doors for you"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Dadsaysjokes/status/2023101497685532914)  2026-02-15T18:25Z 657.7K followers, 48.2K engagements


"My landlord found out I have a cat and he's furious. Mostly because it's his cat"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Dadsaysjokes/status/2023169069822697981)  2026-02-15T22:54Z 657.7K followers, 29.6K engagements


"I was in the attic and found my grandfather's old wig-making machine. It's a family hair loom"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Dadsaysjokes/status/2023480640080146641)  2026-02-16T19:32Z 657.7K followers, 13.9K engagements


"I asked my wife "Will you still love me when I'm no longer attractive" She said "I do.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/Dadsaysjokes/status/2023481992319484394)  2026-02-16T19:37Z 657.7K followers, 24.2K engagements


"Once upon a time there lived a King who was only [--] inches tall. He was a terrible King but he made a great ruler"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Dadsaysjokes/status/2023498501850812566)  2026-02-16T20:43Z 657.7K followers, 16K engagements


"I went to school for magicians but failed the final exam. They were all trick questions"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Dadsaysjokes/status/2023510251690139978)  2026-02-16T21:30Z 657.7K followers, 13K engagements


"If you ever think English is not a weird language just remember that read and lead rhyme and read and lead rhyme. But read and lead don't rhyme and neither do read and lead"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Dadsaysjokes/status/2023517605240426756)  2026-02-16T21:59Z 657.7K followers, 31.2K engagements


"I've often heard that "icy" is the easiest word to spell. Looking at it now I see why"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Dadsaysjokes/status/2008293694147842363)  2026-01-05T21:45Z 656.2K followers, 30.9K engagements


"Im currently reading a book on DIY house construction. By Bill Jerome Holmes"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Dadsaysjokes/status/2008314105774346540)  2026-01-05T23:06Z 656.2K followers, 35.8K engagements


"The biggest difference between men and women is that if a woman says Smell this it usually smells nice"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Dadsaysjokes/status/2008561956119335336)  2026-01-06T15:31Z 656.2K followers, 163.9K engagements


"When your pharmacist has turned to the dark side"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Dadsaysjokes/status/2008648349038374961)  2026-01-06T21:14Z 656.2K followers, 53.8K engagements


"Hiking in your 40s is a great way to meet new people. Today I met two paramedics three nurses a cardiologist and nearly met Jesus"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Dadsaysjokes/status/2008653108680028297)  2026-01-06T21:33Z 656.1K followers, 1.5M engagements


"MY FRIEND: What do you call those things you blow and make a wish ME: Breathalyzer"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Dadsaysjokes/status/2008962554438275222)  2026-01-07T18:02Z 656.2K followers, 41.8K engagements


"What do you call a beehive without an exit Unbelievable"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Dadsaysjokes/status/2010354461558923559)  2026-01-11T14:13Z 656.2K followers, 35.8K engagements


"That awkward moment when you're worried about the elderlyand then it hits you you are the elderly"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Dadsaysjokes/status/2010423877390971100)  2026-01-11T18:49Z 656.2K followers, 29.6K engagements


"Aliens are going to be super confused when they show up to overthrow our leaders and we're all happy and offer to help"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Dadsaysjokes/status/2010426694147203283)  2026-01-11T19:00Z 656.2K followers, 54K engagements


"I have enough money to last the rest of my lifeprovided Im no longer alive by next Thursday"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Dadsaysjokes/status/2009775638568132796)  2026-01-09T23:53Z 657K followers, 30.6K engagements


"Adult life really boils down to four things: Everything is expensive I don't know what to eat I'm tired and ibuprofen"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Dadsaysjokes/status/2009960791928451557)  2026-01-10T12:09Z 657K followers, 83.8K engagements


"I can't believe there's two ft of snow outside my house"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Dadsaysjokes/status/2010405510520975556)  2026-01-11T17:36Z 657K followers, 47.1K engagements


"I went for a job interview at UPS. I said Sorry Im late I went to the wrong address and they made me regional manager"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Dadsaysjokes/status/2010426167468450187)  2026-01-11T18:58Z 657K followers, 39.7K engagements


"I was at the airport recently and my friend suggested we disguise ourselves as luggage. I said Lets not get carried away"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Dadsaysjokes/status/2010426383701520500)  2026-01-11T18:59Z 657K followers, 53.4K engagements


"I have been teaching my dog to fetch tools from my workshop. Hes not perfect but he knows the drill"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Dadsaysjokes/status/2010841691490542070)  2026-01-12T22:29Z 657K followers, 56.9K engagements


"RIP to a friend of mine. His wife sent him out to get some sewing thread but he ended up in the bar all day. Gone but not for cotton"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Dadsaysjokes/status/2010847680612683933)  2026-01-12T22:53Z 657K followers, 42.3K engagements


"Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill It wanted to get to the bottom"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Dadsaysjokes/status/2011085879373160594)  2026-01-13T14:40Z 657K followers, 26.7K engagements


"I couldnt justify paying $18 for a burger so I bought $52 worth of ingredients to make it at home and now I have a sink full of dishes"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Dadsaysjokes/status/2011187651898978515)  2026-01-13T21:24Z 657K followers, 57.3K engagements


"My wife just got home; she said "Ive got good news and bad news." I said "Just give me the good news." She said "The airbags work on your new car.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/Dadsaysjokes/status/2011496208968077444)  2026-01-14T17:50Z 657K followers, 457.8K engagements


"Dentist: youre not brushing right Nutritionist: youre not eating right Parents: youre not living right Bartender: excellent choice"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Dadsaysjokes/status/2011542235909931219)  2026-01-14T20:53Z 657K followers, 87.1K engagements


"When you fart it can be either silent or loud. And then theres the turd option"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Dadsaysjokes/status/2011837946941284576)  2026-01-15T16:28Z 657.1K followers, 65.3K engagements


"I saw a piece of toast at the zoo. The zookeeper said it was bread in captivity"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Dadsaysjokes/status/2012104492310020225)  2026-01-16T10:07Z 657.1K followers, 46.1K engagements


"It's weird how in Star Trek they go where no one has ever gone before yet they always find someone there"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Dadsaysjokes/status/2012452592471687393)  2026-01-17T09:11Z 657K followers, 67.2K engagements


"Next time you're having an argument with your wife start undressing. She will instantly have a headache and go to sleep"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Dadsaysjokes/status/2012488694557446211)  2026-01-17T11:34Z 657.1K followers, 356.4K engagements


"I went to see my Doctor. I told her every time I bend down I see Mickey Mouse and every time I stand up I see Donald Duck. She asked me how long I've been having these Disney spells"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Dadsaysjokes/status/2012500764556406849)  2026-01-17T12:22Z 657K followers, 48K engagements


"HELP I need to re-home a dog. Its a small terrier and tends to bark a lot. If youre interested let me know and Ill jump over my neighbors fence and get it for you"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Dadsaysjokes/status/2012909920681656592)  2026-01-18T15:28Z 657K followers, 39.7K engagements


"Planning to start a jewelry business. If you want to help give me a ring"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Dadsaysjokes/status/2013325218639438186)  2026-01-19T18:58Z 657K followers, 35.1K engagements


"I took a picture of my wife standing in front of a horse and now she won't talk to me"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Dadsaysjokes/status/2013356760619274534)  2026-01-19T21:03Z 657K followers, 54.8K engagements


""The issue with quotes on the Internet is that you can never know if they are real." - Abraham Lincoln"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Dadsaysjokes/status/2013640643168379171)  2026-01-20T15:51Z 657K followers, 34.5K engagements


"It's been twenty days since I joined the gym but there has been ZERO progress. Tomorrow I'll go there personally to see what's going on"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Dadsaysjokes/status/2013695898820174171)  2026-01-20T19:31Z 657K followers, 50.7K engagements


"Me: You seem happier Wife: Thanks I uploaded our whole argument into ChatGPT and it said I was right"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Dadsaysjokes/status/2013956612197695610)  2026-01-21T12:47Z 657K followers, 39.9K engagements


"Sorry I just read your text from last week. Are you still at the coffee shop"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Dadsaysjokes/status/2013956947586809881)  2026-01-21T12:48Z 657K followers, 33.3K engagements


"I read something this morning that said [--] is too old to still be living with your parents. It was on a note pinned to my bedroom door"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Dadsaysjokes/status/2014105602163613813)  2026-01-21T22:39Z 657K followers, 30.5K engagements


"My neighbor introduced her cats to me: That's Astrophe Erpillar Aract and Alogue. Where on earth did you get such unusual names l asked. Oh those are their last names - their first names are Cat"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Dadsaysjokes/status/2014106129085645190)  2026-01-21T22:41Z 657K followers, 40.9K engagements


"My body just asked for water and I gave it a mini donut because nobody tells me what to do"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Dadsaysjokes/status/2014110626969203041)  2026-01-21T22:59Z 657K followers, 31.1K engagements


"They say we attract what we fear. I'm so scared of $15.3m and a lifetime supply of tacos"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Dadsaysjokes/status/2014289328122327547)  2026-01-22T10:49Z 657K followers, 27.4K engagements


"Where did Noah keep his bees In the Ark Hives"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Dadsaysjokes/status/2015143807759659469)  2026-01-24T19:24Z 657K followers, 34.2K engagements


"My wife told me she'll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer. I'm not too worried I think she's jokinsjgwefwfghwifjowajgha4bkgfogen"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Dadsaysjokes/status/2015463525347377434)  2026-01-25T16:35Z 657K followers, 41.5K engagements


"I worked in an orange juice factory until I got canned. They put the squeeze on me said I couldn't concentrate"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Dadsaysjokes/status/2015714600444899703)  2026-01-26T09:13Z 657K followers, 35.1K engagements


"When you're craving something fatty and unhealthy but the only thing in the house like that is you"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Dadsaysjokes/status/2015830567875424728)  2026-01-26T16:53Z 657K followers, 29.4K engagements


"The funeral of the man who invented tupperware has been postponed while they try to find the right lid for his coffin"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Dadsaysjokes/status/2015830703628288009)  2026-01-26T16:54Z 657K followers, 60.6K engagements

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