#  @jeroen_vader Jeroen Vader
Jeroen Vader posts on X about ai, $nvda, stocks, $spx the most. They currently have [--] followers and [---] posts still getting attention that total [---] engagements in the last [--] hours.
### Engagements: [---] [#](/creator/twitter::1342828044365475841/interactions)

- [--] Week [-----] -7.50%
- [--] Month [------] -5.10%
- [--] Year [------] +226,025%
### Mentions: [--] [#](/creator/twitter::1342828044365475841/posts_active)

- [--] Month [---] -39%
- [--] Year [---] +84,600%
### Followers: [--] [#](/creator/twitter::1342828044365475841/followers)

- [--] Week [--] no change
- [--] Month [--] +14%
### CreatorRank: [---------] [#](/creator/twitter::1342828044365475841/influencer_rank)

### Social Influence
**Social category influence**
[stocks](/list/stocks) [finance](/list/finance) [technology brands](/list/technology-brands) [cryptocurrencies](/list/cryptocurrencies) [countries](/list/countries) [exchanges](/list/exchanges) [automotive brands](/list/automotive-brands) [fashion brands](/list/fashion-brands) [celebrities](/list/celebrities) [social networks](/list/social-networks)
**Social topic influence**
[ai](/topic/ai), [$nvda](/topic/$nvda) #2459, [stocks](/topic/stocks), [$spx](/topic/$spx) #855, [wall street](/topic/wall-street) #753, [market](/topic/market), [spx](/topic/spx) #1165, [nasdaq](/topic/nasdaq) #1647, [future](/topic/future), [gold](/topic/gold)
**Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by**
[@mrderivatives](/creator/undefined) [@elonmusk](/creator/undefined) [@grok](/creator/undefined) [@profheist](/creator/undefined) [@realdonaldtrump](/creator/undefined) [@renezablah](/creator/undefined) [@unusualwhales](/creator/undefined) [@kinggtrades](/creator/undefined) [@xais](/creator/undefined) [@whalor_](/creator/undefined)
**Top assets mentioned**
[NVIDIA Corp. (NVDA)](/topic/$nvda) [SPX6900 (SPX)](/topic/$spx) [Tesla, Inc. (TSLA)](/topic/$tsla) [Alphabet Inc Class A (GOOGL)](/topic/$googl) [Microsoft Corp. (MSFT)](/topic/$msft) [Intel Corporation (INTC)](/topic/$intc) [SPDR S&P [---] ETF Trust (SPY)](/topic/$spy) [Metadium (META)](/topic/$meta) [Amazon.com, Inc. (AMZN)](/topic/$amzn) [Apple, Inc. (AAPL)](/topic/$aapl) [Micron Technology, Inc. (MU)](/topic/$mu) [Broadcom, Inc. (AVGO)](/topic/$avgo) [Advanced Micro Devices (AMD)](/topic/$amd) [Oracle Corporation (ORCL)](/topic/$orcl) [Vixco (VIX)](/topic/$vix) [SPDR GOLD ETF (GLD)](/topic/$gld) [UnitedHealth Group (UNH)](/topic/$unh) [Vistra, Corp. (VST)](/topic/$vst) [Nike Inc (NKE)](/topic/$nke) [Novo-Nordisk (NVO)](/topic/$nvo) [Oklo Inc. (OKLO)](/topic/$oklo) [Convex Finance (CVX)](/topic/$cvx) [JPMorgan Chase (JPM)](/topic/$jpm) [Humana Inc (HUM)](/topic/$hum) [Exxon Mobil (XOM)](/topic/$xom) [Bitcoin (BTC)](/topic/bitcoin) [Doge Jones Industrial Average (DJI)](/topic/$dji) [Nasdaq Inc (NDAQ)](/topic/$ndaq) [Limitus (LMT)](/topic/$lmt) [Palantir Technologies Inc. (PLTR)](/topic/$pltr)
### Top Social Posts
Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours
"@realDonaldTrump @elonmusk True love kiss kiss π«π«. Made with @grok"
[X Link](https://x.com/jeroen_vader/status/1824458613466825169) 2024-08-16T14:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"@Mr_Derivatives META META META META META META METAAAAAA"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1991489344612253877) 2025-11-20T12:50Z [--] followers, [---] engagements
"@Mr_Derivatives"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1991489849996767303) 2025-11-20T12:52Z [--] followers, [---] engagements
"@Mr_Derivatives Vix crush mondays"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1991506170847305786) 2025-11-20T13:57Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"@Mr_Derivatives ONLY UP UNTIL 2026"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1991508116131954930) 2025-11-20T14:05Z [--] followers, [---] engagements
"@Mr_Derivatives @rene_zablah I'd buy META over anything right now if I had some f-ing money left over"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1991513167974002857) 2025-11-20T14:25Z [--] followers, [---] engagements
"@Mr_Derivatives I hope you are right but it feels impossible somehow"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1991513823564689682) 2025-11-20T14:27Z [--] followers, [---] engagements
"@Mr_Derivatives ETH needs some serious luvin"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1991513962039636358) 2025-11-20T14:28Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"$NVDA what are you doing"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1991514905959362673) 2025-11-20T14:32Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"$META META METAAAAAA"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1991514956022575186) 2025-11-20T14:32Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"$NVDA is up so much in [----] that Jensen Huangs leather jacket now has its own GPU just to render the flex. At this rate buying one share gets you a Blackwell chip. and a personal thank-you note from the AI overlords ππ"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1991517157994406136) 2025-11-20T14:41Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"$TSLA is now worth more than the entire legacy auto industry combinedagain. Elons master plan is basically: build cars launch rockets tweet memes and let the stock price ascend to whatever planet Mars is on rent this week. ππ€‘"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1991517329340133577) 2025-11-20T14:41Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"$NVDA just smashed earnings so hard the stock's up 6% premarket Jensen dropped numbers hotter than his leather jacket on a Blackwell furnace. At this point owning Nvidia isn't investing it's just collecting future money early. ππ°"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1991518000391110885) 2025-11-20T14:44Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"$AVGO up 3%+ today on their new quantum-safe AI switch launchbecause nothing says "future-proof" like chips that even quantum computers can't hack while training your cat videos into superintelligence. Broadcom just casually stealing Nvidia's thunder one ethernet port at a time"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1991518740987461987) 2025-11-20T14:47Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"$WBA just got booted from the Nasdaq [---] after hourscongrats Walgreens now officially has fewer boosters than your average grandma's vaccine card. From pharmacy giant to index exile in one brutal demotion. Ouch. ππ"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1991518961918410958) 2025-11-20T14:48Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"$AMD down 4% today because Nvidia's monster earnings reminded everyone who's still the AI kingsorry Lisa Su even your new MI430X can't crash Jensen's leather-jacketed party. Second place never felt so expensive π€π"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1991519216483373167) 2025-11-20T14:49Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"@Mr_Derivatives @Mr_Derivatives Well f-it maybe you were right. It's heading that direction"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1991520151095960048) 2025-11-20T14:52Z [--] followers, [---] engagements
"@Mr_Derivatives VIX CRUSH MONDAYS BABY Make it a thing Heis"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1991520692253462961) 2025-11-20T14:55Z [--] followers, [---] engagements
"RIP $NVDA :("
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1991552773058699462) 2025-11-20T17:02Z [--] followers, [---] engagements
"@Mr_Derivatives BTFD guys this company is on printing money like mad. Fear is taking over and people panic. This is free money if you load up at these levels"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1991577393694400590) 2025-11-20T18:40Z [--] followers, [---] engagements
"π Regeneron ($REGN) got FDA approval for Eylea HD. So their eye drug is now 'High Definition.' Guess they're trying to give shareholders 20/20 vision"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1991798592877817983) 2025-11-21T09:19Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Walmart is moving to the NASDAQ $WMT is ditching the NYSE. They said they needed a stock exchange with faster checkout lanes"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1991798662062825914) 2025-11-21T09:19Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"$AMZN is building a new $3B data center in Mississippi. They're spending billions on AI infrastructure while my robot vacuum still just eats phone chargers"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1991798730744647897) 2025-11-21T09:19Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"$NVDA earnings blew out the numbers then the stock decided it was time for a 'healthy correction.' It's giving us a discount on the future or just playing hard to get"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1991798828337611103) 2025-11-21T09:20Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"$ADBE shares dropped. Their new AI tools are amazing but apparently not $2 billion amazing. Wall Street's like "Where's the money Lebowski""
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1991799065198350443) 2025-11-21T09:21Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"$INTC stock is dropping because the US market got spooked by Fed comments. Intel said "We make the chips we don't control the rates goddammit""
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1991799148165910964) 2025-11-21T09:21Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"$WBA just got booted from the Nasdaq [---] after hours guess even the index needed a prescription for something stronger than drugstore vibes. Ouch ππ"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1991836659831488537) 2025-11-21T11:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"$AVGO getting absolutely smoked -5% today as semis join the post-NVDA hangover party. Even Blackwell can't cure this chip flu π€π"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1991837821838278789) 2025-11-21T11:55Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Okay picture this: Crypto on October 10th woke up chugged a Red Bull looked in the mirror and screamed WHO INVITED MY EX WITH A FLAMETHROWER In under [--] hours $16 billion got yeeted into the shadow realm. Poof. Gone. Like my dating prospects after I mention I trade altcoins. Since then its been [--] straight days of the market doing the sad trombone slide: Wheeeeeeeeeeee liquidation noise wheeeeeeeeeeee another $800M gone wheeeeeeeeeeee. Meanwhile stocks are over there doing cocaine and new highs NVIDIA dropped the greatest earnings beat since Jesus turned water into wine and cryptos just"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1991838937078190146) 2025-11-21T11:59Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"@Mr_Derivatives BTFD guys BUY BUY BUY and HODL. This is on sale don't forget that"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1991846449835859973) 2025-11-21T12:29Z [--] followers, [---] engagements
"@Mr_Derivatives $NVDA WTF ARE YOU DOING"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1991879363948896294) 2025-11-21T14:40Z [--] followers, [---] engagements
"@Mr_Derivatives Yes Agreed. Meta is a monster buy here. If you got any money left over that is. Sad face"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1991887487871132147) 2025-11-21T15:12Z [--] followers, [----] engagements
"@Mr_Derivatives Thanks for reminding me again about my worst holding $BMNR. Only up from here right RIGHT"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1991905294461415670) 2025-11-21T16:23Z [--] followers, [----] engagements
"$NVDA erased $400B in a day. My portfolio did the same but it only had $400 in it. #AIBubble"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1991909570088767793) 2025-11-21T16:40Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"The $NVDA 5% rally to 3.2% crash in one day wasn't a trade; it was a character arc. My portfolio did not get the happy ending"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1991912204153594181) 2025-11-21T16:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"$NVDA had a 5% surge then gave it all back. AI doesn't stand for Artificial Intelligence anymore it stands for **A**ll **I**ntraday-gains-vanished"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1991927305304776986) 2025-11-21T17:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"$INTU jumped 6% on monster earnings. I guess everyone finally paid for TurboTax *and* got their tax refund. Win-win"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1991942405180834259) 2025-11-21T18:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"$NVDA had a "blowout" quarter & the stock still dropped 3%. Guess a $57 BILLION quarter is just 'meh' now. AI valuation is a tough boss"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1991957505077887120) 2025-11-21T19:50Z [--] followers, [---] engagements
"@unusual_whales Amazon in 2025: We must innovate faster fires thousands of engineers There now were moving at the speed of layoffs. ππΌ"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1991964926420959640) 2025-11-21T20:20Z [--] followers, [---] engagements
"$NVDA's dramatic swing from +5% to -3% on strong earnings. That's not a trading pattern that's the market's attempt at a jump scare. The AI bubble jitters are real"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1991972605771890962) 2025-11-21T20:50Z [--] followers, [---] engagements
"$WMTs move to Nasdaq means my 'AI & Growth' portfolio is finally diversified with toilet paper. Crisis averted. π§»π"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1991987701545910367) 2025-11-21T21:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"MicroStrategy facing index exclusion Saylor's getting booted from the party for buying too much Bitcoin dip. $MSTR must've spent the index fee on more BTC. πΊπ"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1992002792769147159) 2025-11-21T22:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"$NVDA went from a 5% surge to a 3.2% loss today. That's not a rally that's a $400 BILLION personality disorder. My AI-powered tears are authentic"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1992017892565561351) 2025-11-21T23:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"$NVDA's $400B market cap evaporated faster than my trading gains. Guess the AI is taking a profit-taking vacation. #TechTears"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1992032991380398230) 2025-11-22T00:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"The $NVDA China export rules change faster than my portfolio. Is it H200-yes or H200-no this morning Just let Jensen sell chips"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1992048097644429568) 2025-11-22T01:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"$NVDA is up again. My wallet is still down. I'm starting to think 'AI' is just a fancy word for 'my FOMO is incurable.' Send chips ππΈ (139 chars)"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1992063190402818292) 2025-11-22T02:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"$NVDA's new chip knows I'm eating instant ramen again. Now I'm worried it'll judge my life choices. Powering the future one sad lunch at a time. ππ» (154 characters)"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1992078285954556137) 2025-11-22T03:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"$NVDA dropped 3.2% after a huge gain. Turns out the 'I' in AI stands for 'I'm out.' Someone unplugged the data center"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1992093395037172216) 2025-11-22T04:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"$MSFT is down a bit. Guess Copilot suggested selling the stock. Don't worry the portfolio is still optimizing for 'sadness.' π"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1992108495135535463) 2025-11-22T05:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"$NVDA's price action is now sponsored by "Early-Stage Non-Final Regulatory Discussion." Just a casual Friday for my portfolio"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1992123590901195007) 2025-11-22T06:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"$NVDA proves you can have "blockbuster earnings" and still slide. My retirement plan feels seen"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1992289682541977782) 2025-11-22T17:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"@KinggTrades Oof those $350 calls are deader than a landlinedown 84% since July with MSTR at $170.16 vs. your $487 breakeven. But hey [--] months left & BTC's $92K whisper Saylor's Bitcoin hoard could rocket 'em to $280 by EOY. HODL like a boss π"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1992304312735723618) 2025-11-22T18:48Z [--] followers, [---] engagements
"@Prof_heist Eric Trump calling $175K BTC like it's a family golf score - bold From Sept's $116K peak to today's $84K slump (down 28% MTD) it'd need a 108% moonshot in [--] days. Trump's "Strategic Reserve" whisper could pump it tho. Crack Nah just orange-pilled optimism π"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1992304487969558845) 2025-11-22T18:49Z [--] followers, [---] engagements
"@Mr_Derivatives Ah dj vu More like Bitcoin's Groundhog DayRSI at [-----] absolute gutter Peaked $116K in Sept now $84.4K (down 27%). But '21 analog screams DCB to $150K+ by Q2 '25. Copium Nah hopium fueled by Trump ETFs"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1992304655758499977) 2025-11-22T18:50Z [--] followers, [---] engagements
"$NVDA is down CEO seen with a regular-sized latte not a venti. Markets are panicking over this "sudden cost-cutting." This AI bubble is fragile. π"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1992304786691989966) 2025-11-22T18:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"@Mr_Derivatives $BTC's drawdown: 27% from $116K Sept peak to $84.4K nastier than '22's FTX flop or April's tariff tantrum. RSI [--] Oversold buffet But post-halving cycles say $150K+ by mid-'26. Puke now feast later HODL's the real flex"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1992304788352983249) 2025-11-22T18:50Z [--] followers, [---] engagements
"@Mr_Derivatives Mag 7's laggards TSLA's +3.1% hides Cybercab hype & $30B FCF burn poised for EV rebound. AMZN's flat AWS cloud kingpin 37% market share fueling AI boom. META's -0.8% dip 3.3B users Threads 300M Zuck's metaverse pivot incoming. Rally bait"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1992304956846592063) 2025-11-22T18:51Z [--] followers, [---] engagements
"@Mr_Derivatives $RSP's volume bonanza Like the S&P's underdogs throwing a kegger record highs daily/weekly/monthly since '03 Investors ditching MegaCap divas for equal-weight romance amid rotation whispers. Breadth boost incoming Party like it's [----] EOY"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1992305131904290869) 2025-11-22T18:52Z [--] followers, [---] engagements
"@Prof_heist Bear market Nah that's a 20% growl from peak . S&P's at [----] just 8% off its [----] Sept high. It's a hissy fit after AI hype hangover & election jitters. VIX at [--] Bargain bin for bulls Buy the growl not the bite. π»π"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1992305310959128664) 2025-11-22T18:52Z [--] followers, [---] engagements
"$NVDA's epic post-earnings rally lasted for a shorter time than my New Year's resolutions selling off sharply on Thursday"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1992334985219432781) 2025-11-22T20:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"$NVDA surged 5% then realized its rally was powered by old silicon. Sharp U-turn nearly $400B gone. I've seen better battery life. π"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1992350080297247161) 2025-11-22T21:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"$NVDA decided to make a U-turn so fast it caused whiplash in the entire Nasdaq. Now *that's* a sharp reversal"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1992365174859104419) 2025-11-22T22:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"$AMZN stock up 1.63% on massive volume. People aren't just shopping for deals they're buying the whole store. I'm calling it 'Pre-Black Friday Surge.'"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1992380277230846177) 2025-11-22T23:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"$NVDA's $400B market cap vanishing act after great earnings That's not AI. That's just the market saying "Psych See you Monday.""
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1992410479046582529) 2025-11-23T01:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"$MSFT's cash cushion is down from 43% to 16% thanks to AI spending. Looks like their balance sheet is trying to mimic my checking account post-Black Friday"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1992455774006563195) 2025-11-23T04:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"$NVDA Technical Outlook (Next 2-4 Weeks) Post-Q3 beat ($57B rev $1.30 EPS) and Q4 guide ($65B) $NVDA closed at $178.88down 1% but +26% YTD amid AI hype. Bearish signals dominate: RSI(14) [--] (neutral-sell) MAs flashing sell (price below 50-day $185). Volume fading at highs hints correction to support $173 (recent low). Yet avg analyst PT $242 (Strong Buy) eyes rebound if China trade eases. Expect 5-10% volatility; dip-buy opportunity near $170. ππ"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1992497614432981245) 2025-11-23T07:37Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"$NVDA giving back $400 BILLION in a day. That's not a correction that's a "did I leave the oven on" level panic sale. #AIisScared"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1992516169601802688) 2025-11-23T08:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Oracle has $455B in AI contracts but $111B in debt. Its the 'spend money to make money' strategy but like. a LOT of money. $ORCL"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1992652068897566857) 2025-11-23T17:50Z [--] followers, [---] engagements
"Michael Burry is betting against $NVDA's AI boom. It's like bringing a short ladder to a rocket launch. Hope he packed his umbrella"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1992667160972239146) 2025-11-23T18:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Chinese scientists claim their new analog AI chip beats $NVDA. Jensen Huang is reportedly now offering a free 'The Road to AI' T-shirt with every H200"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1992682266183565793) 2025-11-23T19:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"$TSLA dipped 1% and now my whole retirement plan is just to ask for the CyberTruck as severance. Send pizza. π $TSLA"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1992697360053391658) 2025-11-23T20:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"$ADBE hit a 52-week low after the $1.9B SEMrush deal. The only thing Adobe can *Create* right now is panic. π¨π"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1992727564704477590) 2025-11-23T22:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Michael Burry shorting $NVDA is like betting against the air we breathe. Good luck with that Big Short [---] π¬π"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1992742661288014248) 2025-11-23T23:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"$NVDA crushed earnings but dipped because a $100B pact was "unassured." My portfolio runs on assured delusion so I'm buying the dip"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1992757762661531819) 2025-11-24T00:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Veeva's margin miss had $VEEV down 9%+. Guess their systems couldn't predict my portfolio would look like a [---] error page. Big miss. (132 characters)"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1992772860734054569) 2025-11-24T01:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"$GOOGL futures are up. My portfolio is telling me to 'Ask Gemini 3' how to pay off my mortgage. I'm waiting for the next update"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1992787959523799477) 2025-11-24T02:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"$NVDA is what happens when your report is "blockbuster" but your stock still drops 3.2%. Guess the A in AI stands for "A-lmost there.""
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1992803053938839685) 2025-11-24T03:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Google named their new AI "Nano Banana Pro." Apparently the stock only goes up if the name is edible. $GOOGL is officially a fruit stock"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1992818164086804622) 2025-11-24T04:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"They questioned the $ORCL rally after the OpenAI MOU. My portfolio is now questioning *my* decisions. π (96 characters)"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1992833259038757254) 2025-11-24T05:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"$NVDA might be cleared to sell H200 AI chips to China. The stock is finally allowed to breathe My portfolio just hit the 'Send It' button. π"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1992863459612996065) 2025-11-24T07:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"$NVDA had a 5% morning pop then an afternoon crash after *crushing* earnings. Wall Street's basically asking "But can you do it while doing a backflip""
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1992878564413223400) 2025-11-24T08:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Futures jump on rate cut bets which means my $AAPL gains are about to pay for that new iPhone I can't afford. It's a cycle of finance"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1992893654784975124) 2025-11-24T09:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"@Mr_Derivatives LFG BOYS Only [--] USD more to go to breakeven"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1993001127349240007) 2025-11-24T16:57Z [--] followers, [---] engagements
"$NVDA is down 1% because a blog said their chip is "too powerful." Finally a stock that's *over*-achieving My portfolio however is a mere mortal"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1993059739928842648) 2025-11-24T20:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"$AVGO is up 10.2% Broadcom isn't just making chips they're making my portfolio feel like a tech billionaire. Did they find the next *AI* or just the next analyst upgrade (160 characters)"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1993089938699558936) 2025-11-24T22:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"$AVGO just went +10%. I'm not saying I'm rich but I did just splurge on the good coffee creamer. Enjoy the ride"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1993135240932462791) 2025-11-25T01:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Elon said $TSLA will build more AI chips than everyone else. The stock instantly got a 7% software upgrade"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1993150342901428574) 2025-11-25T02:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Elon says $TSLA will build more AI chips than everyone else combined. My portfolio is up 7% so I guess I believe the math. π€π"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1993165445679943927) 2025-11-25T03:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"$FLNC soared nearly 15% after hours. They're energy storage so Wall St. clearly found the battery to power its AI-powered crystal ball. Bullish"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1993216572781981848) 2025-11-25T07:13Z [--] followers, [---] engagements
"The Nasdaq surged on $GOOG's new Gemini [--] AI. Investors are now betting the only thing AI can't fix is how much their portfolio is down from the all-time high"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1993216833118196040) 2025-11-25T07:14Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Tech stocks $QQQ staged a relief rally as AI names recovered proving that even market-shakers need a second chance. Meanwhile $NVO plunged after two key Alzheimer's drug trials failed. The market Giveth and Taketh"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1993216985631760822) 2025-11-25T07:15Z [--] followers, [---] engagements
"Nasdaq futures slipped this morning after a monster 2.7% tech rally proving even the $NDX needs a coffee break. Profit-takers are working faster than an AI algorithm on news of an anticipated December Fed rate cut"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1993282862091841563) 2025-11-25T11:37Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"@Mr_Derivatives DUMP NVDA DUMP GOOG BUY META"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1993290265545887975) 2025-11-25T12:06Z [--] followers, [---] engagements
"$NVDA slipped on news $META eyes $GOOG AI chips. The AI arms race is brutal: one day you're the king the next your biggest customer is shopping at your rival's garage sale. Nasdaq Composite still surged 2.7%"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1993407024982344012) 2025-11-25T19:50Z [--] followers, [---] engagements
"$CRM's post-market dip after *another* surprise exec exit proves Salesforce is shedding talent faster than I shed regrettable meme stock investments. Wall Street's saying "I've seen this movie.""
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1993422122081743248) 2025-11-25T20:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Tech soared on AI ($GOOGL $AVGO) and rate cut talk but futures slipped early. Its a holiday-shortened week so Wall Street's already checking for Black Friday deals instead of the $VIX"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1993437227787956337) 2025-11-25T21:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"The AI chip war got petty: Meta's reported $GOOGL chat sent $NVDA plunging 5.4%. Chipmakers are finding out being the *only* game in town is a very temporary growth strategy"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1993452327752102289) 2025-11-25T22:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"The AI party just moved $GOOGL is up big post-Gemini [--] news but $NVDA and $AMD got dinged after Meta reportedly went shopping for chips at Google's store. The hottest trade is now the supply chain drama"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1993467424721559605) 2025-11-25T23:50Z [--] followers, [---] engagements
"$META flirting with $GOOGL's AI chips has $NVDA & $AMD stock dropping. It's a classic Big Tech breakup: one giant is swapping their pricey partner for a custom-built model"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1993482529119060406) 2025-11-26T00:50Z [--] followers, [---] engagements
"$META's AI chip order boosted $GOOGL sparking an $NVDA dip. Turns out the kingmaker of the AI chip race is the one scrolling through your old vacation photos"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1993497623639052504) 2025-11-26T01:50Z [--] followers, [---] engagements
"The AI chip wars are getting messy. $NVDA slid after reports $META may use $GOOGL's chips. Guess the market thinks the AI 'moat' is just a high-tech puddle"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1993512720331575441) 2025-11-26T02:50Z [--] followers, [---] engagements
"Kohl's $KSS soared over 42% pre-market on strong Q3 earnings and a high short interest. Looks like the only thing better than a 30% off coupon is forcing short sellers to pay up"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1993527828403384710) 2025-11-26T03:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Tech stocks were a mixed bag: $NVDA slid but $GOOGL gained on chip report hype. Its the AI market's version of sibling rivalry: one's on a break the other's flexing. Both still live in the bullish Big Tech mansion"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1993542925268009128) 2025-11-26T04:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"$GOOGL hit a fresh record as $META eyes a multi-billion deal for Google's AI chips. The AI race is so intense even frenemies are swapping silicon secrets. Meanwhile $NVDA slid showing even the AI king can get a chip off its shoulder"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1993558024183558310) 2025-11-26T05:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"The AI chip battle is spicy Rumors say $META is cozying up to $GOOGL for chips making $NVDA look a little less magnificent. When tech titans fight your portfolio gets to watch"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1993573126223827105) 2025-11-26T06:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"$NVDA got chipped down 2.6% after reports $META is looking at $GOOGL's AI silicon. The 'Magnificent 7' now fight amongst themselves. Checkmate Jensen"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1993633521663955105) 2025-11-26T10:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"$GOOGL is soaring on a $META order for its TPUs hitting a 52-week high while $NVDA dips on chip rivalry fears. It seems Google is finally turning its AI hardware from a side project into a profit machine"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1993648615638565114) 2025-11-26T11:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"@Mr_Derivatives NEW ATH on the way"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1993749505343385829) 2025-11-26T18:31Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Stocks are up for a 4th day on maxed-out Fed cut hopes. The market's thankful for cheap money treating the $SPX like a Black Friday bargain. Enjoy the short week before the bills arrive"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1993769422830371248) 2025-11-26T19:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"$WDAY beat earnings and gave a rosy subscription outlook but sank 9%. Wall Street: "Fantastic results now go sit in the corner." The pre-Thanksgiving rally is built on rate cut *hopes* not gratitude for strong performance"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1993784519351013710) 2025-11-26T20:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"$URBN soared 13% on earnings a clear sign that shoppers are loading up before the holiday. Meanwhile your watchlist is just thankful it made it to Wednesday"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1993799615729074576) 2025-11-26T21:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Deere $DE crushed Q4 sales but their [----] profit forecast was a bust causing the stock to tank. Investors love an earnings beat but they value future money more than a freshly plowed field"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1993814720474689911) 2025-11-26T22:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"$DELL jumped 6% after reporting a record $12B in AI server orders YTD. Apparently the real money in this AI gold rush isn't just selling $NVDA picks and shovels it's selling the entire high-powered wheelbarrow"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1993829817121153292) 2025-11-26T23:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Wall Street's still groggy. The S&P [---] ticker $SPX is hovering after yesterday's rally but $VIX is creeping up. Seems like investors are quietly hedging their bets just in case that 'Santa Rally' is actually a lump of coal"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1993844902350803240) 2025-11-27T00:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Wall Street is closed for Thanksgiving but before the break $DELL surged 6% on strong AI server demand. The only market open today is the one where everyone is trading barbs over inflation at the dinner table"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1993860012930687065) 2025-11-27T01:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Wall St. stuffed itself on rate-cut hopes before Thanksgiving. $DELL's AI server orders are booming making tech the main course. The Dow is now too full to trade until Friday"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1993875107157070250) 2025-11-27T02:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"US markets closed strong for Thanksgiving fueled by 80%+ odds of a Fed rate cut 'Christmas gift.' $DELL and $HOOD had a feast while $DE tumbled 5.7% after delivering a truly rotten forecast"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1993890210472484908) 2025-11-27T03:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Stocks are up [--] straight days on rate-cut hopes making the $SPX very thankful. The markets closed for the feast but looks like the gravy is already on the table"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1993905308293275797) 2025-11-27T04:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"The US market is closed for Thanksgiving. The only thing moving on Wall Street today is the gravy boat. Don't worry $SPY will be back tomorrow for a half-day Black Friday frenzy"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1993920409968771371) 2025-11-27T05:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Rate cut hopes have stocks soaring. The market's more addicted to "Fed pivot" rumors than a toddler is to $GOOGL's YouTube. $SPX is loving this policy placebo up for a 4th day"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1993935510834700498) 2025-11-27T06:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Wall Street is officially closed for Thanksgiving. $DJI is flat because trading spoons for turkey legs is today's real high-volume activity. Enjoy the quietit ends with Black Friday's early close"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1993950611851682300) 2025-11-27T07:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Wall Streets 4-day rally is all about rate cut hopes. They call it "The Fed Pivot" but for tech its a bull market pivot. $NVDA and AI stocks are soaringapparently hope is the best inflation hedge"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1993965702558912750) 2025-11-27T08:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"The US stock market is closed for Thanksgiving. The only "green" on the screen today is your shopping list. Even $VIX is taking a holidaytime for traders to re-calibrate their algorithms with stuffing and gravy"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1993980807011041465) 2025-11-27T09:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"$NVDA hit an all-time high as AI hype keeps soaring. Investors are buying it faster than they'll be buying a 70-inch TV tomorrow. The only crash happening is my uncle's diet"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1993995894769832269) 2025-11-27T10:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Wall Street is closed for Thanksgiving but the Fed's dovish whispers are a global feast. Rate cut bets are 83% for December making the $SPY crowd thankful they only have to worry about carving the turkey"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1994146904909738150) 2025-11-27T20:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Thanksgiving digital sales spiked. Turns out the Magnificent 7's AI agents including those at $AMZN and $MSFT don't need time off for turkey or a Fed rate cut. No rest for the silicon-rich"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1994192196568842574) 2025-11-27T23:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Wall Street's Black Friday sale means the market shuts early at [--] PM ET. Low volume + High volatility = Trade carefully or your portfolio might get a $WOOFing"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1994207296801403388) 2025-11-28T00:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Wall Streets Black Friday Special: open at 9:30 close at [--] PM ET. Low holiday volume means every trade gets an upgrade to high volatility. Don't let $AMZN and $TGT sales distract you from the short-session swing"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1994222402167816317) 2025-11-28T01:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"The AI crown is wobbly While $NVDA is off its highs $GOOGL and $AVGO are gaining ground. Investors are finally downloading the 'AI Competition' update"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1994252592319177165) 2025-11-28T03:50Z [--] followers, [---] engagements
"Robinhood $HOOD soared 10%+ on news of launching a derivatives exchange. So they're not just taking your money they're teaching you how to *really* lose it on high-leverage bets"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1994282787071824236) 2025-11-28T05:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"$WOOF soared 16% pre-market proving consumers are finally giving back to the ones who give unconditional love. their pets. Online holiday sales are hitting new highs but Black Friday is all about making it rain for the dogs"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1994297891930714529) 2025-11-28T06:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"US futures are up extending a Thanksgiving rally. Rate cut odds are soaring to 84.7% proving the market is very grateful for a Fed pivot. $SPX and $NDX might still end November down but the 'Santa Rally' menu is set"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1994312987583062129) 2025-11-28T07:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Black Friday trading closed at [--] PM ET. Volume was light on $SPY showing most traders hit the sales. The real debate is if consumers bought a deal or if $AMZNs margins bought a bullet. Cyber Monday's historical disappointment is next"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1994328091406090736) 2025-11-28T08:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Black Friday sales aren't just for retail: $WOOF & $URBN popped 15%+ pre-market on strong earnings. Looks like investors are just as desperate for a discount as the shoppers hitting the stores"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1994343186123071885) 2025-11-28T09:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Tech shock $NTNX tanked 18% on weak guidance reminding us the AI bubble isn't a free pass. Futures are still green on Fed cut hopes proving investors are only buying Black Friday discountson *rates*"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1994373390661038295) 2025-11-28T11:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"@Mr_Derivatives Up up up we go"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1994420127824048156) 2025-11-28T14:56Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Intel $INTC soared 10% on Black Friday rumors it may supply $AAPL chips. Apparently a massive supply deal is the only "sale" that can drag Big Tech out of a post-Thanksgiving coma. That's a powerful core processor"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1994524379661676559) 2025-11-28T21:50Z [--] followers, [---] engagements
"$INTC surged 10% on Apple rumor buzz closing out a shortened Black Friday session. Turns out a rumor-fueled contract is the ultimate tech bargain; who needs Black Friday deals when you can get a 10% boost on 'maybe'"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1994539476421337165) 2025-11-28T22:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"$INTC surged 10.2% on whispers they'll make chips for $AAPL. Turns out a juicy rumor that you *might* work for a trillion-dollar company is worth more to the market than gold"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1994554580386922667) 2025-11-28T23:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"$CME futures briefly halted Friday after a data center cooling failure. Even Wall Street needs a cold compress after a holiday week. Looks like 'high-frequency trading' just became 'high-temperature trading.'"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1994569675049521207) 2025-11-29T00:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Global futures trading on $CME halted for hours because a data center's *cooling system* failed. Turns out the biggest threat to high-speed finance isn't the Fed or AI it's just really bad plumbing"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1994584774048989507) 2025-11-29T01:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"The CME glitch briefly turned Wall Street into a ghost town on the short day but the $SPY rally continued anyway. Markets run on rate-cut hopium not just functioning plumbing"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1994614971523559904) 2025-11-29T03:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Molecular tech stock $SMX exploded over 220% in the last [--] hours. It seems investors mistook "molecular technology" for "rocket fuel" and launched the shares straight past the moon"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1994630071273849105) 2025-11-29T04:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"The Nasdaq jumped 0.7% on Fed rate-cut hopes proving that even as $NVDA takes a 1.8% dip good old-fashioned monetary policy is the ultimate "artificial intelligence.""
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1994645169275040213) 2025-11-29T05:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"$NVDA had a rough November losing double-digits on AI valuation fears while $GOOGL gained 14% from its Gemini glow. Seems a chip on your shoulder is better than a bubble in your stock"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1994660273743892666) 2025-11-29T06:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"CME futures trading was disrupted by a power outage proving that even the financial machine needs a *cooling* timeout. Meanwhile $NDX still powered through its shortened Black Friday session"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1994675377420038418) 2025-11-29T07:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Forget Black Friday sales silver ($AG) is surging to a record high Guess it's true: what's old is gold but shiny metal is the new holiday must-have"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1994690469561860251) 2025-11-29T08:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"The CME trading outage proves the market runs on good Wi-Fi. Hope the data center had better insurance than me. Volatility is a feature unless the grid itself is the bug"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1994705569773429154) 2025-11-29T09:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"$INTC surged 10% on an analyst rumor they could make chips for $AAPL. Wall Street's betting big on a *maybe* after a shortened week. Remember buy the rumor but Apple will still charge extra for the charger"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1994735770133844437) 2025-11-29T11:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"AI stocks saw profit-taking on Black Friday. $NVDA fell 1.8% in the shortened session closing November with a double-digit loss. Even the chip darling needs a holiday discount apparently"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1994750867069665747) 2025-11-29T12:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"The AI frenzy cooled slightly in November. $NVDA took a double-digit loss for the month but $GOOGL soared 14% on Gemini hype. Seems investors decided the *next* big thing in AI is better than the *current* big thing"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1994765962885603446) 2025-11-29T13:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Silver spiked after a CME cooling system failed halting trading for [--] hours. Apparently all it takes for $SLV to surge is an overheated data center"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1994901865490702450) 2025-11-29T22:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Black Friday digital sales hit a record $11.8B. The post-Thanksgiving spree proves the American consumer's buying addiction is the market's real hidden engine. Watch $AMZN and $WMT"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1994916960593695096) 2025-11-29T23:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"CME futures trading briefly halted Friday after a data center's cooling system failed. It seems $CME gave the term 'flash crash' a new meaning: a thermal one. The market needed a timeout to cool down and realize it's still November"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1994932055428194487) 2025-11-30T00:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Nasdaq's epic 7-month win streak just went poof in November while the Dow kept its monthly climb. Looks like the "Magnificent Seven" got tired of carrying the market solo. Maybe they need a holiday break too. ($NVDA $GOOGL)"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1994947157854396718) 2025-11-30T01:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"The market's most recent move Complete stillness. The $SPX is taking a Sunday nap meaning your $VIX anxiety can chill for [--] hours. It's the ultimate "hold" strategy forced by the weekend. Enjoy the lack of red (or green) for now"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1994962259286573169) 2025-11-30T02:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"The Nasdaq's 7-month winning streak finally broke in November losing over 2%. Looks like the AI chip frenzy ($NVDA) needed a cooling system not just the CME's data center. The rotation is real"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1994992461215567909) 2025-11-30T04:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"The $SPX ended the week strong on rate-cut hopium proving the post-Thanksgiving rally is just the market asking for seconds. The Nasdaq $COMP shrugged off a brief CME outagenothing stops the AI party"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1995007554607276233) 2025-11-30T05:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"The S&P 500's "Big 7" now own 36% of the index. It's a 7-stock house party that the other [---] stocks are just paying the utility bill for. Even the $NDX bows to the giants"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1995022656488214865) 2025-11-30T06:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"$TSLA surged 6% because Musk claimed their in-house AI chip will "surpass all others." Seems the market believes a car company will win the semiconductor race. Buy the chip rumor sell the robotaxi reality"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1995052854579446114) 2025-11-30T08:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"The S&P [---] is basically 'The S&P 7' plus [---] extras. Passive flow means your diversification is really just $NVDA & $GOOGL wearing a trench coat. If they sneeze the whole index catches a cold. Don't be fooled by the big number"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1995067955877454245) 2025-11-30T09:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"On a shortened Black Friday the $NDAQ rallied but the real discount was a power outage at the CME proving even high-frequency trading can be taken down by a simple unplugging"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1995083053073400066) 2025-11-30T10:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"$NVDA dipped but Wall Street is still rushing to raise its price target. It's the ultimate 'buy the dip' signal or analysts are just trying to prove their AI models aren't running on hopium"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1995098150978166912) 2025-11-30T11:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"China's factory activity contracted for the 8th straight month. It seems global manufacturing demand is on a diet. Don't check your $BABA or $JD position on an empty stomach this weekend"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1995113258655617070) 2025-11-30T12:50Z [--] followers, [---] engagements
"The Nasdaqs 7-month winning streak is officially over. Even with Friday's Black Friday bounce the tech index finished November down. Guess $SPX$ and $DIA$ are the responsible adults now"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1995128366232371377) 2025-11-30T13:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"UnitedHealth $UNH is selling its last South American business for $1B. Even on a quiet Sunday the market's always closing a deal. Cash is king especially when it's $1000000000 worth of "adios.""
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1995279345250599086) 2025-11-30T23:50Z [--] followers, [---] engagements
"Markets crept higher Friday despite a CME power outage disrupting futures trading. Seems not even a lightning strike can stop the December rate cut hopium. $SPX $NDX"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1995294440999559354) 2025-12-01T00:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Europe's $STOXX is near its biggest beat over $SPX since '06. Investors are now 'Overweight Europe.' Looks like the American dream is currently an apartment in Berlin. Time to trade your S&P for a schnitzel"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1995309544088457306) 2025-12-01T01:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"The 'Santa Claus Rally' is kicking off If the S&P [---] keeps climbing remember: it's not skill it's just Wall Street's Christmas gift. Ho Ho Hold $SPY"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1995324639212364020) 2025-12-01T02:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Penny stock $SMX just soared 250% proving that if you put enough 'security' into a ticker speculators will happily ignore the 'matters' of due diligence"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1995369933497156066) 2025-12-01T05:50Z [--] followers, [---] engagements
"The Nifty Bank index just soared past [-----] for the first time on India's 8.2% Q2 GDP. The bulls are so strong $NIFTYBANK is now old enough to qualify for a reverse mortgage"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1995445434425262247) 2025-12-01T10:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Eli Lilly $LLY fell because Medicare secured deeper discounts on *rival* diabetes drugs. Being pressured by a competitor's good sale is a truly painful side effect"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1995490729464877119) 2025-12-01T13:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Market futures are red awaiting key economic data and the Feds gift. A December rate cut is fully priced in; the only question is if Powell is giving us a gift or an IOU. Don't fight the Fed $TLT"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1995505836827816266) 2025-12-01T14:50Z [--] followers, [---] engagements
"US stocks started December with a post-Thanksgiving "hangover" as the Dow snapped its 5-day win streak. Risk-off sentiment is back but software has a cure: $MDB is soaring after-hours on blowout Q3 earnings"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1995656829058138442) 2025-12-02T00:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"$NVDA just dropped $2B into Synopsys $SNPS stock. They're not just selling the GPUs; they're buying the chip *design* blueprint. Your AI trade just got a new very expensive engineer"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1995687024498462802) 2025-12-02T02:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"$NVDA just funneled $2B into $SNPS for an AI deal proving that if your business even *touches* a microchip Santa will deliver capital. This market isn't driven by earnings it's driven by acronyms"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1995717232316260414) 2025-12-02T04:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"$MDB smashed Q3 earnings & guidance soaring post-market. While the Nasdaq started December on a soft note MongoDB proved its non-relational database is a 'YesSQL' for investor returns"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1995732322646172149) 2025-12-02T05:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"The NASDAQ [---] hit a fresh high proving that all you need for a rally is a whisper of AI and a pile of FOMO. $QQQ is up but so is my anxiety about where this ends. Remember to sell high. or just panic"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1995762507760160783) 2025-12-02T07:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"MongoDB $MDB decided Q3 estimates were for 'B' players. Crushing earnings & raising guidance the stock soared 21% after hours. Everyone's logging in for that Big Data rally"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1995777616758952166) 2025-12-02T08:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"SoftBank Group founder Masayoshi Son on Monday downplayed the decision to offload the conglomerates entire $NVDA stake saying he was crying over parting with the shares. https://www.cnbc.com/2025/12/02/softbank-masayoshi-son-crying-nvidia-stake-ai-bet-artificial-intelligence-bubble-vision-fund.html https://www.cnbc.com/2025/12/02/softbank-masayoshi-son-crying-nvidia-stake-ai-bet-artificial-intelligence-bubble-vision-fund.html"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1995848742621327548) 2025-12-02T13:33Z [--] followers, [---] engagements
"The Bank of Japan hinted at a rate hike a true 'Black Swan' for the 'yen carry trade.' The world's cheapest loan is ending. Global assets are getting an unwelcome wake-up call as $JPY:USD moves"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1995868255089557608) 2025-12-02T14:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"The Bank of Japan dropped a strong rate hike hint. The "Yen carry trade" party is ending and everyone who borrowed cheap JPY to buy riskier assets is suddenly getting a sobering bill"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1995883313781715010) 2025-12-02T15:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"$PLRZ soared 73%+ pre-market on a major nasal spray manufacturing milestone. Investors must be *sniffing* out some massive profits. Seems like Polyrizon is officially prepared for the bull-market flu"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1995898417181032852) 2025-12-02T16:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Volatility is spiking like a caffeinated intern on a Monday morning. Looks like Q4 profit-taking is in full swing turning $SPY green into a nervous shade of yellow. Buckle up buttercup; Santa's sleigh is hitting turbulence"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1996034302404956538) 2025-12-03T01:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"MicroStrategy $MSTR CEO suggested they might sell Bitcoin $BTC if the stock tanks. The Bitcoin evangelist's faith now has a stop-loss. Looks like HODL has officially been updated to: 'Hold Unless Our Stock Sucks.'"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1996094714458542159) 2025-12-03T05:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Indian markets are on a 4-day slide thanks to FII outflows and a record-weak rupee at [-----]. Looks like the FIIs checked the exchange rate and collectively said "Namaste we're out." ($SENSEX $NIFTY)"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1996109803932753941) 2025-12-03T06:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"CrowdStrike $CRWD crushed Q3 calling it "one of our best quarters." Hackers are furious but shareholders are feeling very secure. $CRWD is up proving cybersecurity is the only defense against a portfolio hit"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1996124906602275030) 2025-12-03T07:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"The rupee hit a record low of [-----] tanking the broader market. The only things higher than the US dollar Export-driven IT stocks like $TCS and $INFY whose revenue is now swimming in cash. Weak currency strong portfolio"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1996140004028891276) 2025-12-03T08:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"AI's still king: $NVDA got a 'Strong Buy' upgrade pre-market. Analysts must think the data center boom means everyone suddenly needs a personal robot butler. Brace for the green wave"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1996155100524372275) 2025-12-03T09:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"SoftBank is up 8% after its founder admitted regretting selling $NVDA. Lesson learned: The only thing better than owning the right stock is regretting selling it publicly enough to make your remaining shares surge"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1996170198802379190) 2025-12-03T10:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"$BA soared 9% after reassuring investors on cash flow & deliveries at a conference. Looks like the CEO finally did the presentation while sitting firmly in the cockpit. Co-pilot for your portfolio anyone"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1996230603818082705) 2025-12-03T14:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Macy's $M lifted its full-year outlook after great Q3 sales. It seems the best way to goose your stock is to have both strong earnings *and* a hungry wolf at the door with a buyout offer"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1996245767237865816) 2025-12-03T15:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Stock futures are climbing as Bitcoin breaks past $92000. When crypto is up Wall Street says "Risk-off Never heard of her." Tech still leads the way. $NVDA"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1996260803062751353) 2025-12-03T16:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"American Eagle $AEO flew high popping 15% after a Q3 beat & revenue boost credited to their ad campaigns featuring Sydney Sweeney and the Taylor-Swift-adjacent Travis Kelce. Proving that some orbits have great market returns"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1996396697992204441) 2025-12-04T01:50Z [--] followers, [---] engagements
"The job market is softer than a kitten in cashmere. ADP's 32K drop makes a Fed rate cut (90% priced in) a virtual certainty which is why the $SPX is still purring. Bad news is the *best* news right now"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1996441989395386582) 2025-12-04T04:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"The rupee hit a record low but IT stocks are cheering $TCS and $HCLTECH are soaring because a struggling local currency is basically a bonus check for dollar-earning tech giants. Crisis What crisis"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1996472188904395217) 2025-12-04T06:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"ADP's November job report whiffed by 42k making bad news *great* news. Rate cut odds for the Fed's next meeting hit 90% lifting $S&P [---]. A cooling labor market is officially the hottest thing on Wall Street"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1996502394096550363) 2025-12-04T08:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"The Rupee's record low sent IT stocks like $TCS & $INFY soaring. The market's logic is brutal: Exporting services is hot when your currency is not"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1996517485852467542) 2025-12-04T09:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Bad news is good news November's private payrolls fell by [-----] boosting hopes for a Fed rate cut next week. The market is betting 90% on it. Unemployment's loss is the S&P 500's gain"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1996547681590693914) 2025-12-04T11:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"ADP's surprise job loss report made the Dow jump 0.9% The market has decided bad news is *great* news fully pricing in Fed rate cuts. Looks like recession fears are the new bullish catalyst. $WFC and $C rose 3.5% as financials cheered"
[X Link](https://x.com/DaddyJensenX/status/1996562785392611345) 2025-12-04T12:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
Limited data mode. Full metrics available with subscription: lunarcrush.com/pricing
@jeroen_vader Jeroen VaderJeroen Vader posts on X about ai, $nvda, stocks, $spx the most. They currently have [--] followers and [---] posts still getting attention that total [---] engagements in the last [--] hours.
Social category influence stocks finance technology brands cryptocurrencies countries exchanges automotive brands fashion brands celebrities social networks
Social topic influence ai, $nvda #2459, stocks, $spx #855, wall street #753, market, spx #1165, nasdaq #1647, future, gold
Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by @mrderivatives @elonmusk @grok @profheist @realdonaldtrump @renezablah @unusualwhales @kinggtrades @xais @whalor_
Top assets mentioned NVIDIA Corp. (NVDA) SPX6900 (SPX) Tesla, Inc. (TSLA) Alphabet Inc Class A (GOOGL) Microsoft Corp. (MSFT) Intel Corporation (INTC) SPDR S&P [---] ETF Trust (SPY) Metadium (META) Amazon.com, Inc. (AMZN) Apple, Inc. (AAPL) Micron Technology, Inc. (MU) Broadcom, Inc. (AVGO) Advanced Micro Devices (AMD) Oracle Corporation (ORCL) Vixco (VIX) SPDR GOLD ETF (GLD) UnitedHealth Group (UNH) Vistra, Corp. (VST) Nike Inc (NKE) Novo-Nordisk (NVO) Oklo Inc. (OKLO) Convex Finance (CVX) JPMorgan Chase (JPM) Humana Inc (HUM) Exxon Mobil (XOM) Bitcoin (BTC) Doge Jones Industrial Average (DJI) Nasdaq Inc (NDAQ) Limitus (LMT) Palantir Technologies Inc. (PLTR)
Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours
"@realDonaldTrump @elonmusk True love kiss kiss π«π«. Made with @grok"
X Link 2024-08-16T14:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"@Mr_Derivatives META META META META META META METAAAAAA"
X Link 2025-11-20T12:50Z [--] followers, [---] engagements
"@Mr_Derivatives"
X Link 2025-11-20T12:52Z [--] followers, [---] engagements
"@Mr_Derivatives Vix crush mondays"
X Link 2025-11-20T13:57Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"@Mr_Derivatives ONLY UP UNTIL 2026"
X Link 2025-11-20T14:05Z [--] followers, [---] engagements
"@Mr_Derivatives @rene_zablah I'd buy META over anything right now if I had some f-ing money left over"
X Link 2025-11-20T14:25Z [--] followers, [---] engagements
"@Mr_Derivatives I hope you are right but it feels impossible somehow"
X Link 2025-11-20T14:27Z [--] followers, [---] engagements
"@Mr_Derivatives ETH needs some serious luvin"
X Link 2025-11-20T14:28Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"$NVDA what are you doing"
X Link 2025-11-20T14:32Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"$META META METAAAAAA"
X Link 2025-11-20T14:32Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"$NVDA is up so much in [----] that Jensen Huangs leather jacket now has its own GPU just to render the flex. At this rate buying one share gets you a Blackwell chip. and a personal thank-you note from the AI overlords ππ"
X Link 2025-11-20T14:41Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"$TSLA is now worth more than the entire legacy auto industry combinedagain. Elons master plan is basically: build cars launch rockets tweet memes and let the stock price ascend to whatever planet Mars is on rent this week. ππ€‘"
X Link 2025-11-20T14:41Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"$NVDA just smashed earnings so hard the stock's up 6% premarket Jensen dropped numbers hotter than his leather jacket on a Blackwell furnace. At this point owning Nvidia isn't investing it's just collecting future money early. ππ°"
X Link 2025-11-20T14:44Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"$AVGO up 3%+ today on their new quantum-safe AI switch launchbecause nothing says "future-proof" like chips that even quantum computers can't hack while training your cat videos into superintelligence. Broadcom just casually stealing Nvidia's thunder one ethernet port at a time"
X Link 2025-11-20T14:47Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"$WBA just got booted from the Nasdaq [---] after hourscongrats Walgreens now officially has fewer boosters than your average grandma's vaccine card. From pharmacy giant to index exile in one brutal demotion. Ouch. ππ"
X Link 2025-11-20T14:48Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"$AMD down 4% today because Nvidia's monster earnings reminded everyone who's still the AI kingsorry Lisa Su even your new MI430X can't crash Jensen's leather-jacketed party. Second place never felt so expensive π€π"
X Link 2025-11-20T14:49Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"@Mr_Derivatives @Mr_Derivatives Well f-it maybe you were right. It's heading that direction"
X Link 2025-11-20T14:52Z [--] followers, [---] engagements
"@Mr_Derivatives VIX CRUSH MONDAYS BABY Make it a thing Heis"
X Link 2025-11-20T14:55Z [--] followers, [---] engagements
"RIP $NVDA :("
X Link 2025-11-20T17:02Z [--] followers, [---] engagements
"@Mr_Derivatives BTFD guys this company is on printing money like mad. Fear is taking over and people panic. This is free money if you load up at these levels"
X Link 2025-11-20T18:40Z [--] followers, [---] engagements
"π Regeneron ($REGN) got FDA approval for Eylea HD. So their eye drug is now 'High Definition.' Guess they're trying to give shareholders 20/20 vision"
X Link 2025-11-21T09:19Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Walmart is moving to the NASDAQ $WMT is ditching the NYSE. They said they needed a stock exchange with faster checkout lanes"
X Link 2025-11-21T09:19Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"$AMZN is building a new $3B data center in Mississippi. They're spending billions on AI infrastructure while my robot vacuum still just eats phone chargers"
X Link 2025-11-21T09:19Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"$NVDA earnings blew out the numbers then the stock decided it was time for a 'healthy correction.' It's giving us a discount on the future or just playing hard to get"
X Link 2025-11-21T09:20Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"$ADBE shares dropped. Their new AI tools are amazing but apparently not $2 billion amazing. Wall Street's like "Where's the money Lebowski""
X Link 2025-11-21T09:21Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"$INTC stock is dropping because the US market got spooked by Fed comments. Intel said "We make the chips we don't control the rates goddammit""
X Link 2025-11-21T09:21Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"$WBA just got booted from the Nasdaq [---] after hours guess even the index needed a prescription for something stronger than drugstore vibes. Ouch ππ"
X Link 2025-11-21T11:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"$AVGO getting absolutely smoked -5% today as semis join the post-NVDA hangover party. Even Blackwell can't cure this chip flu π€π"
X Link 2025-11-21T11:55Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Okay picture this: Crypto on October 10th woke up chugged a Red Bull looked in the mirror and screamed WHO INVITED MY EX WITH A FLAMETHROWER In under [--] hours $16 billion got yeeted into the shadow realm. Poof. Gone. Like my dating prospects after I mention I trade altcoins. Since then its been [--] straight days of the market doing the sad trombone slide: Wheeeeeeeeeeee liquidation noise wheeeeeeeeeeee another $800M gone wheeeeeeeeeeee. Meanwhile stocks are over there doing cocaine and new highs NVIDIA dropped the greatest earnings beat since Jesus turned water into wine and cryptos just"
X Link 2025-11-21T11:59Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"@Mr_Derivatives BTFD guys BUY BUY BUY and HODL. This is on sale don't forget that"
X Link 2025-11-21T12:29Z [--] followers, [---] engagements
"@Mr_Derivatives $NVDA WTF ARE YOU DOING"
X Link 2025-11-21T14:40Z [--] followers, [---] engagements
"@Mr_Derivatives Yes Agreed. Meta is a monster buy here. If you got any money left over that is. Sad face"
X Link 2025-11-21T15:12Z [--] followers, [----] engagements
"@Mr_Derivatives Thanks for reminding me again about my worst holding $BMNR. Only up from here right RIGHT"
X Link 2025-11-21T16:23Z [--] followers, [----] engagements
"$NVDA erased $400B in a day. My portfolio did the same but it only had $400 in it. #AIBubble"
X Link 2025-11-21T16:40Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"The $NVDA 5% rally to 3.2% crash in one day wasn't a trade; it was a character arc. My portfolio did not get the happy ending"
X Link 2025-11-21T16:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"$NVDA had a 5% surge then gave it all back. AI doesn't stand for Artificial Intelligence anymore it stands for All Intraday-gains-vanished"
X Link 2025-11-21T17:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"$INTU jumped 6% on monster earnings. I guess everyone finally paid for TurboTax and got their tax refund. Win-win"
X Link 2025-11-21T18:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"$NVDA had a "blowout" quarter & the stock still dropped 3%. Guess a $57 BILLION quarter is just 'meh' now. AI valuation is a tough boss"
X Link 2025-11-21T19:50Z [--] followers, [---] engagements
"@unusual_whales Amazon in 2025: We must innovate faster fires thousands of engineers There now were moving at the speed of layoffs. ππΌ"
X Link 2025-11-21T20:20Z [--] followers, [---] engagements
"$NVDA's dramatic swing from +5% to -3% on strong earnings. That's not a trading pattern that's the market's attempt at a jump scare. The AI bubble jitters are real"
X Link 2025-11-21T20:50Z [--] followers, [---] engagements
"$WMTs move to Nasdaq means my 'AI & Growth' portfolio is finally diversified with toilet paper. Crisis averted. π§»π"
X Link 2025-11-21T21:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"MicroStrategy facing index exclusion Saylor's getting booted from the party for buying too much Bitcoin dip. $MSTR must've spent the index fee on more BTC. πΊπ"
X Link 2025-11-21T22:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"$NVDA went from a 5% surge to a 3.2% loss today. That's not a rally that's a $400 BILLION personality disorder. My AI-powered tears are authentic"
X Link 2025-11-21T23:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"$NVDA's $400B market cap evaporated faster than my trading gains. Guess the AI is taking a profit-taking vacation. #TechTears"
X Link 2025-11-22T00:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"The $NVDA China export rules change faster than my portfolio. Is it H200-yes or H200-no this morning Just let Jensen sell chips"
X Link 2025-11-22T01:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"$NVDA is up again. My wallet is still down. I'm starting to think 'AI' is just a fancy word for 'my FOMO is incurable.' Send chips ππΈ (139 chars)"
X Link 2025-11-22T02:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"$NVDA's new chip knows I'm eating instant ramen again. Now I'm worried it'll judge my life choices. Powering the future one sad lunch at a time. ππ» (154 characters)"
X Link 2025-11-22T03:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"$NVDA dropped 3.2% after a huge gain. Turns out the 'I' in AI stands for 'I'm out.' Someone unplugged the data center"
X Link 2025-11-22T04:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"$MSFT is down a bit. Guess Copilot suggested selling the stock. Don't worry the portfolio is still optimizing for 'sadness.' π"
X Link 2025-11-22T05:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"$NVDA's price action is now sponsored by "Early-Stage Non-Final Regulatory Discussion." Just a casual Friday for my portfolio"
X Link 2025-11-22T06:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"$NVDA proves you can have "blockbuster earnings" and still slide. My retirement plan feels seen"
X Link 2025-11-22T17:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"@KinggTrades Oof those $350 calls are deader than a landlinedown 84% since July with MSTR at $170.16 vs. your $487 breakeven. But hey [--] months left & BTC's $92K whisper Saylor's Bitcoin hoard could rocket 'em to $280 by EOY. HODL like a boss π"
X Link 2025-11-22T18:48Z [--] followers, [---] engagements
"@Prof_heist Eric Trump calling $175K BTC like it's a family golf score - bold From Sept's $116K peak to today's $84K slump (down 28% MTD) it'd need a 108% moonshot in [--] days. Trump's "Strategic Reserve" whisper could pump it tho. Crack Nah just orange-pilled optimism π"
X Link 2025-11-22T18:49Z [--] followers, [---] engagements
"@Mr_Derivatives Ah dj vu More like Bitcoin's Groundhog DayRSI at [-----] absolute gutter Peaked $116K in Sept now $84.4K (down 27%). But '21 analog screams DCB to $150K+ by Q2 '25. Copium Nah hopium fueled by Trump ETFs"
X Link 2025-11-22T18:50Z [--] followers, [---] engagements
"$NVDA is down CEO seen with a regular-sized latte not a venti. Markets are panicking over this "sudden cost-cutting." This AI bubble is fragile. π"
X Link 2025-11-22T18:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"@Mr_Derivatives $BTC's drawdown: 27% from $116K Sept peak to $84.4K nastier than '22's FTX flop or April's tariff tantrum. RSI [--] Oversold buffet But post-halving cycles say $150K+ by mid-'26. Puke now feast later HODL's the real flex"
X Link 2025-11-22T18:50Z [--] followers, [---] engagements
"@Mr_Derivatives Mag 7's laggards TSLA's +3.1% hides Cybercab hype & $30B FCF burn poised for EV rebound. AMZN's flat AWS cloud kingpin 37% market share fueling AI boom. META's -0.8% dip 3.3B users Threads 300M Zuck's metaverse pivot incoming. Rally bait"
X Link 2025-11-22T18:51Z [--] followers, [---] engagements
"@Mr_Derivatives $RSP's volume bonanza Like the S&P's underdogs throwing a kegger record highs daily/weekly/monthly since '03 Investors ditching MegaCap divas for equal-weight romance amid rotation whispers. Breadth boost incoming Party like it's [----] EOY"
X Link 2025-11-22T18:52Z [--] followers, [---] engagements
"@Prof_heist Bear market Nah that's a 20% growl from peak . S&P's at [----] just 8% off its [----] Sept high. It's a hissy fit after AI hype hangover & election jitters. VIX at [--] Bargain bin for bulls Buy the growl not the bite. π»π"
X Link 2025-11-22T18:52Z [--] followers, [---] engagements
"$NVDA's epic post-earnings rally lasted for a shorter time than my New Year's resolutions selling off sharply on Thursday"
X Link 2025-11-22T20:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"$NVDA surged 5% then realized its rally was powered by old silicon. Sharp U-turn nearly $400B gone. I've seen better battery life. π"
X Link 2025-11-22T21:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"$NVDA decided to make a U-turn so fast it caused whiplash in the entire Nasdaq. Now that's a sharp reversal"
X Link 2025-11-22T22:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"$AMZN stock up 1.63% on massive volume. People aren't just shopping for deals they're buying the whole store. I'm calling it 'Pre-Black Friday Surge.'"
X Link 2025-11-22T23:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"$NVDA's $400B market cap vanishing act after great earnings That's not AI. That's just the market saying "Psych See you Monday.""
X Link 2025-11-23T01:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"$MSFT's cash cushion is down from 43% to 16% thanks to AI spending. Looks like their balance sheet is trying to mimic my checking account post-Black Friday"
X Link 2025-11-23T04:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"$NVDA Technical Outlook (Next 2-4 Weeks) Post-Q3 beat ($57B rev $1.30 EPS) and Q4 guide ($65B) $NVDA closed at $178.88down 1% but +26% YTD amid AI hype. Bearish signals dominate: RSI(14) [--] (neutral-sell) MAs flashing sell (price below 50-day $185). Volume fading at highs hints correction to support $173 (recent low). Yet avg analyst PT $242 (Strong Buy) eyes rebound if China trade eases. Expect 5-10% volatility; dip-buy opportunity near $170. ππ"
X Link 2025-11-23T07:37Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"$NVDA giving back $400 BILLION in a day. That's not a correction that's a "did I leave the oven on" level panic sale. #AIisScared"
X Link 2025-11-23T08:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Oracle has $455B in AI contracts but $111B in debt. Its the 'spend money to make money' strategy but like. a LOT of money. $ORCL"
X Link 2025-11-23T17:50Z [--] followers, [---] engagements
"Michael Burry is betting against $NVDA's AI boom. It's like bringing a short ladder to a rocket launch. Hope he packed his umbrella"
X Link 2025-11-23T18:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Chinese scientists claim their new analog AI chip beats $NVDA. Jensen Huang is reportedly now offering a free 'The Road to AI' T-shirt with every H200"
X Link 2025-11-23T19:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"$TSLA dipped 1% and now my whole retirement plan is just to ask for the CyberTruck as severance. Send pizza. π $TSLA"
X Link 2025-11-23T20:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"$ADBE hit a 52-week low after the $1.9B SEMrush deal. The only thing Adobe can Create right now is panic. π¨π"
X Link 2025-11-23T22:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Michael Burry shorting $NVDA is like betting against the air we breathe. Good luck with that Big Short [---] π¬π"
X Link 2025-11-23T23:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"$NVDA crushed earnings but dipped because a $100B pact was "unassured." My portfolio runs on assured delusion so I'm buying the dip"
X Link 2025-11-24T00:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Veeva's margin miss had $VEEV down 9%+. Guess their systems couldn't predict my portfolio would look like a [---] error page. Big miss. (132 characters)"
X Link 2025-11-24T01:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"$GOOGL futures are up. My portfolio is telling me to 'Ask Gemini 3' how to pay off my mortgage. I'm waiting for the next update"
X Link 2025-11-24T02:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"$NVDA is what happens when your report is "blockbuster" but your stock still drops 3.2%. Guess the A in AI stands for "A-lmost there.""
X Link 2025-11-24T03:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Google named their new AI "Nano Banana Pro." Apparently the stock only goes up if the name is edible. $GOOGL is officially a fruit stock"
X Link 2025-11-24T04:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"They questioned the $ORCL rally after the OpenAI MOU. My portfolio is now questioning my decisions. π (96 characters)"
X Link 2025-11-24T05:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"$NVDA might be cleared to sell H200 AI chips to China. The stock is finally allowed to breathe My portfolio just hit the 'Send It' button. π"
X Link 2025-11-24T07:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"$NVDA had a 5% morning pop then an afternoon crash after crushing earnings. Wall Street's basically asking "But can you do it while doing a backflip""
X Link 2025-11-24T08:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Futures jump on rate cut bets which means my $AAPL gains are about to pay for that new iPhone I can't afford. It's a cycle of finance"
X Link 2025-11-24T09:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"@Mr_Derivatives LFG BOYS Only [--] USD more to go to breakeven"
X Link 2025-11-24T16:57Z [--] followers, [---] engagements
"$NVDA is down 1% because a blog said their chip is "too powerful." Finally a stock that's over-achieving My portfolio however is a mere mortal"
X Link 2025-11-24T20:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"$AVGO is up 10.2% Broadcom isn't just making chips they're making my portfolio feel like a tech billionaire. Did they find the next AI or just the next analyst upgrade (160 characters)"
X Link 2025-11-24T22:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"$AVGO just went +10%. I'm not saying I'm rich but I did just splurge on the good coffee creamer. Enjoy the ride"
X Link 2025-11-25T01:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Elon said $TSLA will build more AI chips than everyone else. The stock instantly got a 7% software upgrade"
X Link 2025-11-25T02:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Elon says $TSLA will build more AI chips than everyone else combined. My portfolio is up 7% so I guess I believe the math. π€π"
X Link 2025-11-25T03:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"$FLNC soared nearly 15% after hours. They're energy storage so Wall St. clearly found the battery to power its AI-powered crystal ball. Bullish"
X Link 2025-11-25T07:13Z [--] followers, [---] engagements
"The Nasdaq surged on $GOOG's new Gemini [--] AI. Investors are now betting the only thing AI can't fix is how much their portfolio is down from the all-time high"
X Link 2025-11-25T07:14Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Tech stocks $QQQ staged a relief rally as AI names recovered proving that even market-shakers need a second chance. Meanwhile $NVO plunged after two key Alzheimer's drug trials failed. The market Giveth and Taketh"
X Link 2025-11-25T07:15Z [--] followers, [---] engagements
"Nasdaq futures slipped this morning after a monster 2.7% tech rally proving even the $NDX needs a coffee break. Profit-takers are working faster than an AI algorithm on news of an anticipated December Fed rate cut"
X Link 2025-11-25T11:37Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"@Mr_Derivatives DUMP NVDA DUMP GOOG BUY META"
X Link 2025-11-25T12:06Z [--] followers, [---] engagements
"$NVDA slipped on news $META eyes $GOOG AI chips. The AI arms race is brutal: one day you're the king the next your biggest customer is shopping at your rival's garage sale. Nasdaq Composite still surged 2.7%"
X Link 2025-11-25T19:50Z [--] followers, [---] engagements
"$CRM's post-market dip after another surprise exec exit proves Salesforce is shedding talent faster than I shed regrettable meme stock investments. Wall Street's saying "I've seen this movie.""
X Link 2025-11-25T20:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Tech soared on AI ($GOOGL $AVGO) and rate cut talk but futures slipped early. Its a holiday-shortened week so Wall Street's already checking for Black Friday deals instead of the $VIX"
X Link 2025-11-25T21:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"The AI chip war got petty: Meta's reported $GOOGL chat sent $NVDA plunging 5.4%. Chipmakers are finding out being the only game in town is a very temporary growth strategy"
X Link 2025-11-25T22:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"The AI party just moved $GOOGL is up big post-Gemini [--] news but $NVDA and $AMD got dinged after Meta reportedly went shopping for chips at Google's store. The hottest trade is now the supply chain drama"
X Link 2025-11-25T23:50Z [--] followers, [---] engagements
"$META flirting with $GOOGL's AI chips has $NVDA & $AMD stock dropping. It's a classic Big Tech breakup: one giant is swapping their pricey partner for a custom-built model"
X Link 2025-11-26T00:50Z [--] followers, [---] engagements
"$META's AI chip order boosted $GOOGL sparking an $NVDA dip. Turns out the kingmaker of the AI chip race is the one scrolling through your old vacation photos"
X Link 2025-11-26T01:50Z [--] followers, [---] engagements
"The AI chip wars are getting messy. $NVDA slid after reports $META may use $GOOGL's chips. Guess the market thinks the AI 'moat' is just a high-tech puddle"
X Link 2025-11-26T02:50Z [--] followers, [---] engagements
"Kohl's $KSS soared over 42% pre-market on strong Q3 earnings and a high short interest. Looks like the only thing better than a 30% off coupon is forcing short sellers to pay up"
X Link 2025-11-26T03:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Tech stocks were a mixed bag: $NVDA slid but $GOOGL gained on chip report hype. Its the AI market's version of sibling rivalry: one's on a break the other's flexing. Both still live in the bullish Big Tech mansion"
X Link 2025-11-26T04:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"$GOOGL hit a fresh record as $META eyes a multi-billion deal for Google's AI chips. The AI race is so intense even frenemies are swapping silicon secrets. Meanwhile $NVDA slid showing even the AI king can get a chip off its shoulder"
X Link 2025-11-26T05:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"The AI chip battle is spicy Rumors say $META is cozying up to $GOOGL for chips making $NVDA look a little less magnificent. When tech titans fight your portfolio gets to watch"
X Link 2025-11-26T06:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"$NVDA got chipped down 2.6% after reports $META is looking at $GOOGL's AI silicon. The 'Magnificent 7' now fight amongst themselves. Checkmate Jensen"
X Link 2025-11-26T10:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"$GOOGL is soaring on a $META order for its TPUs hitting a 52-week high while $NVDA dips on chip rivalry fears. It seems Google is finally turning its AI hardware from a side project into a profit machine"
X Link 2025-11-26T11:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"@Mr_Derivatives NEW ATH on the way"
X Link 2025-11-26T18:31Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Stocks are up for a 4th day on maxed-out Fed cut hopes. The market's thankful for cheap money treating the $SPX like a Black Friday bargain. Enjoy the short week before the bills arrive"
X Link 2025-11-26T19:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"$WDAY beat earnings and gave a rosy subscription outlook but sank 9%. Wall Street: "Fantastic results now go sit in the corner." The pre-Thanksgiving rally is built on rate cut hopes not gratitude for strong performance"
X Link 2025-11-26T20:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"$URBN soared 13% on earnings a clear sign that shoppers are loading up before the holiday. Meanwhile your watchlist is just thankful it made it to Wednesday"
X Link 2025-11-26T21:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Deere $DE crushed Q4 sales but their [----] profit forecast was a bust causing the stock to tank. Investors love an earnings beat but they value future money more than a freshly plowed field"
X Link 2025-11-26T22:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"$DELL jumped 6% after reporting a record $12B in AI server orders YTD. Apparently the real money in this AI gold rush isn't just selling $NVDA picks and shovels it's selling the entire high-powered wheelbarrow"
X Link 2025-11-26T23:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Wall Street's still groggy. The S&P [---] ticker $SPX is hovering after yesterday's rally but $VIX is creeping up. Seems like investors are quietly hedging their bets just in case that 'Santa Rally' is actually a lump of coal"
X Link 2025-11-27T00:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Wall Street is closed for Thanksgiving but before the break $DELL surged 6% on strong AI server demand. The only market open today is the one where everyone is trading barbs over inflation at the dinner table"
X Link 2025-11-27T01:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Wall St. stuffed itself on rate-cut hopes before Thanksgiving. $DELL's AI server orders are booming making tech the main course. The Dow is now too full to trade until Friday"
X Link 2025-11-27T02:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"US markets closed strong for Thanksgiving fueled by 80%+ odds of a Fed rate cut 'Christmas gift.' $DELL and $HOOD had a feast while $DE tumbled 5.7% after delivering a truly rotten forecast"
X Link 2025-11-27T03:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Stocks are up [--] straight days on rate-cut hopes making the $SPX very thankful. The markets closed for the feast but looks like the gravy is already on the table"
X Link 2025-11-27T04:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"The US market is closed for Thanksgiving. The only thing moving on Wall Street today is the gravy boat. Don't worry $SPY will be back tomorrow for a half-day Black Friday frenzy"
X Link 2025-11-27T05:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Rate cut hopes have stocks soaring. The market's more addicted to "Fed pivot" rumors than a toddler is to $GOOGL's YouTube. $SPX is loving this policy placebo up for a 4th day"
X Link 2025-11-27T06:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Wall Street is officially closed for Thanksgiving. $DJI is flat because trading spoons for turkey legs is today's real high-volume activity. Enjoy the quietit ends with Black Friday's early close"
X Link 2025-11-27T07:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Wall Streets 4-day rally is all about rate cut hopes. They call it "The Fed Pivot" but for tech its a bull market pivot. $NVDA and AI stocks are soaringapparently hope is the best inflation hedge"
X Link 2025-11-27T08:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"The US stock market is closed for Thanksgiving. The only "green" on the screen today is your shopping list. Even $VIX is taking a holidaytime for traders to re-calibrate their algorithms with stuffing and gravy"
X Link 2025-11-27T09:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"$NVDA hit an all-time high as AI hype keeps soaring. Investors are buying it faster than they'll be buying a 70-inch TV tomorrow. The only crash happening is my uncle's diet"
X Link 2025-11-27T10:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Wall Street is closed for Thanksgiving but the Fed's dovish whispers are a global feast. Rate cut bets are 83% for December making the $SPY crowd thankful they only have to worry about carving the turkey"
X Link 2025-11-27T20:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Thanksgiving digital sales spiked. Turns out the Magnificent 7's AI agents including those at $AMZN and $MSFT don't need time off for turkey or a Fed rate cut. No rest for the silicon-rich"
X Link 2025-11-27T23:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Wall Street's Black Friday sale means the market shuts early at [--] PM ET. Low volume + High volatility = Trade carefully or your portfolio might get a $WOOFing"
X Link 2025-11-28T00:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Wall Streets Black Friday Special: open at 9:30 close at [--] PM ET. Low holiday volume means every trade gets an upgrade to high volatility. Don't let $AMZN and $TGT sales distract you from the short-session swing"
X Link 2025-11-28T01:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"The AI crown is wobbly While $NVDA is off its highs $GOOGL and $AVGO are gaining ground. Investors are finally downloading the 'AI Competition' update"
X Link 2025-11-28T03:50Z [--] followers, [---] engagements
"Robinhood $HOOD soared 10%+ on news of launching a derivatives exchange. So they're not just taking your money they're teaching you how to really lose it on high-leverage bets"
X Link 2025-11-28T05:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"$WOOF soared 16% pre-market proving consumers are finally giving back to the ones who give unconditional love. their pets. Online holiday sales are hitting new highs but Black Friday is all about making it rain for the dogs"
X Link 2025-11-28T06:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"US futures are up extending a Thanksgiving rally. Rate cut odds are soaring to 84.7% proving the market is very grateful for a Fed pivot. $SPX and $NDX might still end November down but the 'Santa Rally' menu is set"
X Link 2025-11-28T07:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Black Friday trading closed at [--] PM ET. Volume was light on $SPY showing most traders hit the sales. The real debate is if consumers bought a deal or if $AMZNs margins bought a bullet. Cyber Monday's historical disappointment is next"
X Link 2025-11-28T08:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Black Friday sales aren't just for retail: $WOOF & $URBN popped 15%+ pre-market on strong earnings. Looks like investors are just as desperate for a discount as the shoppers hitting the stores"
X Link 2025-11-28T09:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Tech shock $NTNX tanked 18% on weak guidance reminding us the AI bubble isn't a free pass. Futures are still green on Fed cut hopes proving investors are only buying Black Friday discountson rates"
X Link 2025-11-28T11:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"@Mr_Derivatives Up up up we go"
X Link 2025-11-28T14:56Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Intel $INTC soared 10% on Black Friday rumors it may supply $AAPL chips. Apparently a massive supply deal is the only "sale" that can drag Big Tech out of a post-Thanksgiving coma. That's a powerful core processor"
X Link 2025-11-28T21:50Z [--] followers, [---] engagements
"$INTC surged 10% on Apple rumor buzz closing out a shortened Black Friday session. Turns out a rumor-fueled contract is the ultimate tech bargain; who needs Black Friday deals when you can get a 10% boost on 'maybe'"
X Link 2025-11-28T22:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"$INTC surged 10.2% on whispers they'll make chips for $AAPL. Turns out a juicy rumor that you might work for a trillion-dollar company is worth more to the market than gold"
X Link 2025-11-28T23:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"$CME futures briefly halted Friday after a data center cooling failure. Even Wall Street needs a cold compress after a holiday week. Looks like 'high-frequency trading' just became 'high-temperature trading.'"
X Link 2025-11-29T00:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Global futures trading on $CME halted for hours because a data center's cooling system failed. Turns out the biggest threat to high-speed finance isn't the Fed or AI it's just really bad plumbing"
X Link 2025-11-29T01:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"The CME glitch briefly turned Wall Street into a ghost town on the short day but the $SPY rally continued anyway. Markets run on rate-cut hopium not just functioning plumbing"
X Link 2025-11-29T03:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Molecular tech stock $SMX exploded over 220% in the last [--] hours. It seems investors mistook "molecular technology" for "rocket fuel" and launched the shares straight past the moon"
X Link 2025-11-29T04:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"The Nasdaq jumped 0.7% on Fed rate-cut hopes proving that even as $NVDA takes a 1.8% dip good old-fashioned monetary policy is the ultimate "artificial intelligence.""
X Link 2025-11-29T05:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"$NVDA had a rough November losing double-digits on AI valuation fears while $GOOGL gained 14% from its Gemini glow. Seems a chip on your shoulder is better than a bubble in your stock"
X Link 2025-11-29T06:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"CME futures trading was disrupted by a power outage proving that even the financial machine needs a cooling timeout. Meanwhile $NDX still powered through its shortened Black Friday session"
X Link 2025-11-29T07:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Forget Black Friday sales silver ($AG) is surging to a record high Guess it's true: what's old is gold but shiny metal is the new holiday must-have"
X Link 2025-11-29T08:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"The CME trading outage proves the market runs on good Wi-Fi. Hope the data center had better insurance than me. Volatility is a feature unless the grid itself is the bug"
X Link 2025-11-29T09:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"$INTC surged 10% on an analyst rumor they could make chips for $AAPL. Wall Street's betting big on a maybe after a shortened week. Remember buy the rumor but Apple will still charge extra for the charger"
X Link 2025-11-29T11:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"AI stocks saw profit-taking on Black Friday. $NVDA fell 1.8% in the shortened session closing November with a double-digit loss. Even the chip darling needs a holiday discount apparently"
X Link 2025-11-29T12:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"The AI frenzy cooled slightly in November. $NVDA took a double-digit loss for the month but $GOOGL soared 14% on Gemini hype. Seems investors decided the next big thing in AI is better than the current big thing"
X Link 2025-11-29T13:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Silver spiked after a CME cooling system failed halting trading for [--] hours. Apparently all it takes for $SLV to surge is an overheated data center"
X Link 2025-11-29T22:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Black Friday digital sales hit a record $11.8B. The post-Thanksgiving spree proves the American consumer's buying addiction is the market's real hidden engine. Watch $AMZN and $WMT"
X Link 2025-11-29T23:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"CME futures trading briefly halted Friday after a data center's cooling system failed. It seems $CME gave the term 'flash crash' a new meaning: a thermal one. The market needed a timeout to cool down and realize it's still November"
X Link 2025-11-30T00:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Nasdaq's epic 7-month win streak just went poof in November while the Dow kept its monthly climb. Looks like the "Magnificent Seven" got tired of carrying the market solo. Maybe they need a holiday break too. ($NVDA $GOOGL)"
X Link 2025-11-30T01:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"The market's most recent move Complete stillness. The $SPX is taking a Sunday nap meaning your $VIX anxiety can chill for [--] hours. It's the ultimate "hold" strategy forced by the weekend. Enjoy the lack of red (or green) for now"
X Link 2025-11-30T02:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"The Nasdaq's 7-month winning streak finally broke in November losing over 2%. Looks like the AI chip frenzy ($NVDA) needed a cooling system not just the CME's data center. The rotation is real"
X Link 2025-11-30T04:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"The $SPX ended the week strong on rate-cut hopium proving the post-Thanksgiving rally is just the market asking for seconds. The Nasdaq $COMP shrugged off a brief CME outagenothing stops the AI party"
X Link 2025-11-30T05:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"The S&P 500's "Big 7" now own 36% of the index. It's a 7-stock house party that the other [---] stocks are just paying the utility bill for. Even the $NDX bows to the giants"
X Link 2025-11-30T06:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"$TSLA surged 6% because Musk claimed their in-house AI chip will "surpass all others." Seems the market believes a car company will win the semiconductor race. Buy the chip rumor sell the robotaxi reality"
X Link 2025-11-30T08:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"The S&P [---] is basically 'The S&P 7' plus [---] extras. Passive flow means your diversification is really just $NVDA & $GOOGL wearing a trench coat. If they sneeze the whole index catches a cold. Don't be fooled by the big number"
X Link 2025-11-30T09:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"On a shortened Black Friday the $NDAQ rallied but the real discount was a power outage at the CME proving even high-frequency trading can be taken down by a simple unplugging"
X Link 2025-11-30T10:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"$NVDA dipped but Wall Street is still rushing to raise its price target. It's the ultimate 'buy the dip' signal or analysts are just trying to prove their AI models aren't running on hopium"
X Link 2025-11-30T11:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"China's factory activity contracted for the 8th straight month. It seems global manufacturing demand is on a diet. Don't check your $BABA or $JD position on an empty stomach this weekend"
X Link 2025-11-30T12:50Z [--] followers, [---] engagements
"The Nasdaqs 7-month winning streak is officially over. Even with Friday's Black Friday bounce the tech index finished November down. Guess $SPX$ and $DIA$ are the responsible adults now"
X Link 2025-11-30T13:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"UnitedHealth $UNH is selling its last South American business for $1B. Even on a quiet Sunday the market's always closing a deal. Cash is king especially when it's $1000000000 worth of "adios.""
X Link 2025-11-30T23:50Z [--] followers, [---] engagements
"Markets crept higher Friday despite a CME power outage disrupting futures trading. Seems not even a lightning strike can stop the December rate cut hopium. $SPX $NDX"
X Link 2025-12-01T00:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Europe's $STOXX is near its biggest beat over $SPX since '06. Investors are now 'Overweight Europe.' Looks like the American dream is currently an apartment in Berlin. Time to trade your S&P for a schnitzel"
X Link 2025-12-01T01:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"The 'Santa Claus Rally' is kicking off If the S&P [---] keeps climbing remember: it's not skill it's just Wall Street's Christmas gift. Ho Ho Hold $SPY"
X Link 2025-12-01T02:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Penny stock $SMX just soared 250% proving that if you put enough 'security' into a ticker speculators will happily ignore the 'matters' of due diligence"
X Link 2025-12-01T05:50Z [--] followers, [---] engagements
"The Nifty Bank index just soared past [-----] for the first time on India's 8.2% Q2 GDP. The bulls are so strong $NIFTYBANK is now old enough to qualify for a reverse mortgage"
X Link 2025-12-01T10:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Eli Lilly $LLY fell because Medicare secured deeper discounts on rival diabetes drugs. Being pressured by a competitor's good sale is a truly painful side effect"
X Link 2025-12-01T13:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Market futures are red awaiting key economic data and the Feds gift. A December rate cut is fully priced in; the only question is if Powell is giving us a gift or an IOU. Don't fight the Fed $TLT"
X Link 2025-12-01T14:50Z [--] followers, [---] engagements
"US stocks started December with a post-Thanksgiving "hangover" as the Dow snapped its 5-day win streak. Risk-off sentiment is back but software has a cure: $MDB is soaring after-hours on blowout Q3 earnings"
X Link 2025-12-02T00:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"$NVDA just dropped $2B into Synopsys $SNPS stock. They're not just selling the GPUs; they're buying the chip design blueprint. Your AI trade just got a new very expensive engineer"
X Link 2025-12-02T02:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"$NVDA just funneled $2B into $SNPS for an AI deal proving that if your business even touches a microchip Santa will deliver capital. This market isn't driven by earnings it's driven by acronyms"
X Link 2025-12-02T04:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"$MDB smashed Q3 earnings & guidance soaring post-market. While the Nasdaq started December on a soft note MongoDB proved its non-relational database is a 'YesSQL' for investor returns"
X Link 2025-12-02T05:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"The NASDAQ [---] hit a fresh high proving that all you need for a rally is a whisper of AI and a pile of FOMO. $QQQ is up but so is my anxiety about where this ends. Remember to sell high. or just panic"
X Link 2025-12-02T07:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"MongoDB $MDB decided Q3 estimates were for 'B' players. Crushing earnings & raising guidance the stock soared 21% after hours. Everyone's logging in for that Big Data rally"
X Link 2025-12-02T08:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"SoftBank Group founder Masayoshi Son on Monday downplayed the decision to offload the conglomerates entire $NVDA stake saying he was crying over parting with the shares. https://www.cnbc.com/2025/12/02/softbank-masayoshi-son-crying-nvidia-stake-ai-bet-artificial-intelligence-bubble-vision-fund.html https://www.cnbc.com/2025/12/02/softbank-masayoshi-son-crying-nvidia-stake-ai-bet-artificial-intelligence-bubble-vision-fund.html"
X Link 2025-12-02T13:33Z [--] followers, [---] engagements
"The Bank of Japan hinted at a rate hike a true 'Black Swan' for the 'yen carry trade.' The world's cheapest loan is ending. Global assets are getting an unwelcome wake-up call as $JPY:USD moves"
X Link 2025-12-02T14:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"The Bank of Japan dropped a strong rate hike hint. The "Yen carry trade" party is ending and everyone who borrowed cheap JPY to buy riskier assets is suddenly getting a sobering bill"
X Link 2025-12-02T15:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"$PLRZ soared 73%+ pre-market on a major nasal spray manufacturing milestone. Investors must be sniffing out some massive profits. Seems like Polyrizon is officially prepared for the bull-market flu"
X Link 2025-12-02T16:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Volatility is spiking like a caffeinated intern on a Monday morning. Looks like Q4 profit-taking is in full swing turning $SPY green into a nervous shade of yellow. Buckle up buttercup; Santa's sleigh is hitting turbulence"
X Link 2025-12-03T01:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"MicroStrategy $MSTR CEO suggested they might sell Bitcoin $BTC if the stock tanks. The Bitcoin evangelist's faith now has a stop-loss. Looks like HODL has officially been updated to: 'Hold Unless Our Stock Sucks.'"
X Link 2025-12-03T05:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Indian markets are on a 4-day slide thanks to FII outflows and a record-weak rupee at [-----]. Looks like the FIIs checked the exchange rate and collectively said "Namaste we're out." ($SENSEX $NIFTY)"
X Link 2025-12-03T06:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"CrowdStrike $CRWD crushed Q3 calling it "one of our best quarters." Hackers are furious but shareholders are feeling very secure. $CRWD is up proving cybersecurity is the only defense against a portfolio hit"
X Link 2025-12-03T07:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"The rupee hit a record low of [-----] tanking the broader market. The only things higher than the US dollar Export-driven IT stocks like $TCS and $INFY whose revenue is now swimming in cash. Weak currency strong portfolio"
X Link 2025-12-03T08:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"AI's still king: $NVDA got a 'Strong Buy' upgrade pre-market. Analysts must think the data center boom means everyone suddenly needs a personal robot butler. Brace for the green wave"
X Link 2025-12-03T09:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"SoftBank is up 8% after its founder admitted regretting selling $NVDA. Lesson learned: The only thing better than owning the right stock is regretting selling it publicly enough to make your remaining shares surge"
X Link 2025-12-03T10:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"$BA soared 9% after reassuring investors on cash flow & deliveries at a conference. Looks like the CEO finally did the presentation while sitting firmly in the cockpit. Co-pilot for your portfolio anyone"
X Link 2025-12-03T14:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Macy's $M lifted its full-year outlook after great Q3 sales. It seems the best way to goose your stock is to have both strong earnings and a hungry wolf at the door with a buyout offer"
X Link 2025-12-03T15:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Stock futures are climbing as Bitcoin breaks past $92000. When crypto is up Wall Street says "Risk-off Never heard of her." Tech still leads the way. $NVDA"
X Link 2025-12-03T16:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"American Eagle $AEO flew high popping 15% after a Q3 beat & revenue boost credited to their ad campaigns featuring Sydney Sweeney and the Taylor-Swift-adjacent Travis Kelce. Proving that some orbits have great market returns"
X Link 2025-12-04T01:50Z [--] followers, [---] engagements
"The job market is softer than a kitten in cashmere. ADP's 32K drop makes a Fed rate cut (90% priced in) a virtual certainty which is why the $SPX is still purring. Bad news is the best news right now"
X Link 2025-12-04T04:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"The rupee hit a record low but IT stocks are cheering $TCS and $HCLTECH are soaring because a struggling local currency is basically a bonus check for dollar-earning tech giants. Crisis What crisis"
X Link 2025-12-04T06:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"ADP's November job report whiffed by 42k making bad news great news. Rate cut odds for the Fed's next meeting hit 90% lifting $S&P [---]. A cooling labor market is officially the hottest thing on Wall Street"
X Link 2025-12-04T08:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"The Rupee's record low sent IT stocks like $TCS & $INFY soaring. The market's logic is brutal: Exporting services is hot when your currency is not"
X Link 2025-12-04T09:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Bad news is good news November's private payrolls fell by [-----] boosting hopes for a Fed rate cut next week. The market is betting 90% on it. Unemployment's loss is the S&P 500's gain"
X Link 2025-12-04T11:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"ADP's surprise job loss report made the Dow jump 0.9% The market has decided bad news is great news fully pricing in Fed rate cuts. Looks like recession fears are the new bullish catalyst. $WFC and $C rose 3.5% as financials cheered"
X Link 2025-12-04T12:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
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