#  @ChisomAgbafor Chisom Agbafor Chisom Agbafor posts on X about money, food, kenya, nigeria the most. They currently have [------] followers and [---] posts still getting attention that total [------] engagements in the last [--] hours. ### Engagements: [------] [#](/creator/twitter::1824059757222645760/interactions)  - [--] Week [---------] +633% - [--] Month [----------] +428% - [--] Months [----------] +0.18% - [--] Year [----------] +21,754% ### Mentions: [--] [#](/creator/twitter::1824059757222645760/posts_active)  - [--] Week [--] +4.80% - [--] Month [---] +79% - [--] Months [---] +113% - [--] Year [---] +776% ### Followers: [------] [#](/creator/twitter::1824059757222645760/followers)  - [--] Week [------] +8.80% - [--] Month [------] +25% - [--] Months [------] +73% - [--] Year [------] +345% ### CreatorRank: [-------] [#](/creator/twitter::1824059757222645760/influencer_rank)  ### Social Influence **Social category influence** [finance](/list/finance) 14.91% [countries](/list/countries) 11.4% [technology brands](/list/technology-brands) 3.51% [social networks](/list/social-networks) 1.75% [stocks](/list/stocks) 1.75% [travel destinations](/list/travel-destinations) 0.88% **Social topic influence** [money](/topic/money) 10.53%, [food](/topic/food) 6.14%, [kenya](/topic/kenya) #213, [nigeria](/topic/nigeria) 4.39%, [business](/topic/business) #1143, [the first](/topic/the-first) 3.51%, [lady](/topic/lady) #528, [budgeting](/topic/budgeting) 2.63%, [matter](/topic/matter) 1.75%, [we are](/topic/we-are) 1.75% **Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by** [@boye4christ2006](/creator/undefined) [@ruthruto58638](/creator/undefined) [@uwembrown1](/creator/undefined) [@linsa202](/creator/undefined) [@pokuboa90892](/creator/undefined) [@treasureuti](/creator/undefined) [@wizarab10](/creator/undefined) [@maxverstapen360](/creator/undefined) [@emmanuelcchuka](/creator/undefined) [@jinanexttime](/creator/undefined) [@ezeimpact](/creator/undefined) [@harisson_utd](/creator/undefined) [@treasure_uti](/creator/undefined) [@gospelrac](/creator/undefined) [@moses_patroba](/creator/undefined) [@victormanjul](/creator/undefined) [@arteta2giroud](/creator/undefined) [@felofeloh29](/creator/undefined) [@alxyore](/creator/undefined) [@chill_hoodgang](/creator/undefined) **Top assets mentioned** [Uber Technologies, Inc. (UBER)](/topic/$uber) ### Top Social Posts Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours "Trip to Kenya There is NO love in Naija" [X Link](https://x.com/ChisomAgbafor/status/2020599289546998185) 2026-02-08T20:43Z 15.4K followers, [----] engagements "@treasure_uti Thats way better instead of feeling pressured" [X Link](https://x.com/ChisomAgbafor/status/2021591056282726799) 2026-02-11T14:24Z 15.4K followers, 107.2K engagements "Attended a business meeting today in Nairobi. Some ladies were like Youre the lady that made that tweet. The internet is not as small as I think" [X Link](https://x.com/ChisomAgbafor/status/2022254318469165230) 2026-02-13T10:19Z 15.4K followers, 267.4K engagements "Many Nigerian adults are not irresponsible. Theyre delayed. Delayed independence. Delayed stability. Delayed peace. Not by lack of effort but by a system that keeps moving the finish line" [X Link](https://x.com/ChisomAgbafor/status/2022392017939271721) 2026-02-13T19:26Z 15.4K followers, [----] engagements "As an educated high-IQ highly intelligent ambitious confident and wise lady. Your problem should be beyond flowers and chocolates on Valentines Day" [X Link](https://x.com/ChisomAgbafor/status/2022396796195213563) 2026-02-13T19:45Z 15.4K followers, 31.1K engagements "Some of you are not bad with money. Youre just underpaid" [X Link](https://x.com/ChisomAgbafor/status/2022609701314400428) 2026-02-14T09:51Z 15.4K followers, [----] engagements "Most of you dont hate [--]. You just don't like your salary. If they pay you 5M per month you will start shouting teamwork makes the dream work" [X Link](https://x.com/ChisomAgbafor/status/1940796864934433055) 2025-07-03T15:36Z 15.4K followers, 454K engagements "I realized a lot of people still don't know what to do when the police come to arrest them. One wrong move you can sleep in the cell for [--] days. Here are [--] things that might save you: [--]. Shut up. Your mouth can jail you faster. This is not the time for Do you know who I am [--]. Dont write any statement. They will say its just formality. That statement can destroy you in court. Dont write without your lawyer present. [--]. Call a lawyer. Forget your cousin in the army. You need someone who knows how to get you out not someone who knows somebody. [--]. Dont offer bribe. Once you bring out money its no" [X Link](https://x.com/ChisomAgbafor/status/1942608846716875002) 2025-07-08T15:36Z 15.3K followers, 60.2K engagements "To be honest God is NOT testing you. The country is just very hard" [X Link](https://x.com/ChisomAgbafor/status/1942986412850323657) 2025-07-09T16:37Z 15.3K followers, 364.1K engagements "If youre dating a married man remember: [--]. He will never leave his wife. [--]. Its not love it is money for s3x. [--]. Youre not the exception youre the distraction. When its time to choose he will go home to his wife and you will go back to silence" [X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1943363240743813542) 2025-07-10T17:34Z 15.3K followers, 54K engagements "Men dont pretend anymore. They just disappear when you tell them you havent eaten or your rent is due" [X Link](https://x.com/ChisomAgbafor/status/1944104059499114781) 2025-07-12T18:38Z 15.4K followers, 575.4K engagements "So after paying 2.5M for rent I will still bathe with bucket. Lagos landlords why" [X Link](https://x.com/ChisomAgbafor/status/1947367236735254902) 2025-07-21T18:45Z 15.4K followers, 53.8K engagements "One of the hardest pills I've swallowed as a lawyer: Some inmates in Nigerian prisons didnt even commit the crime. But when you try to fight for their release they refuse. Because that prison cell is the only place they get free food free rent and peace. Outside theyre invisible. Inside at least they exist. Thats how broken this country is" [X Link](https://x.com/ChisomAgbafor/status/1948029729455366216) 2025-07-23T14:37Z 15.4K followers, 160.5K engagements "I know a man who hasnt bought himself a new shirt in [--] years. Every time he saves another urgent family matter appears. Hes loved for his sacrifice but no one has ever asked if hes okay" [X Link](https://x.com/ChisomAgbafor/status/1954611207156986151) 2025-08-10T18:30Z 15.4K followers, 1.4M engagements "Enugu we are ready 💯" [X Link](https://x.com/ChisomAgbafor/status/1959552532440605142) 2025-08-24T09:45Z 15.4K followers, 24.9K engagements "Remove that No refund after payment sign from your shop. Its illegal and it makes you look ignorant. Consumer protection law says once a product is defective refund or replacement is a right not a favour" [X Link](https://x.com/ChisomAgbafor/status/1968252784463196191) 2025-09-17T09:56Z 15.4K followers, 426.8K engagements "Police cannot search your phone. But you the mumu citizen will hand it over because you dont know your rights" [X Link](https://x.com/ChisomAgbafor/status/1971524661994500305) 2025-09-26T10:38Z 15.4K followers, 2.8M engagements "Theres a kind of poverty we dont talk about. Not the one with no food the one where you cant rest. Your brain is always budgeting even while youre sleeping" [X Link](https://x.com/ChisomAgbafor/status/1977716215704408407) 2025-10-13T12:41Z 15.4K followers, 434.7K engagements "Struggling financially changes your personality. You become quieter less generous more anxious. Not because youre selfish but because survival leaves no space for softness" [X Link](https://x.com/ChisomAgbafor/status/2016863892945674609) 2026-01-29T13:19Z 14.1K followers, 77.8K engagements "Im genuinely shocked today. An admirer ive never met on this app sent me a gift all the way from Croatia. Nigerian men really conditioned me to think basic effort is impossible" [X Link](https://x.com/ChisomAgbafor/status/2017290824233398644) 2026-01-30T17:36Z 14.1K followers, 41.4K engagements "I dont think people understand how lonely it is to be ambitious when nothing is working yet. Youre not successful enough to be respected. Not struggling enough to be pitied. Just stuck with your thoughts" [X Link](https://x.com/ChisomAgbafor/status/2017524986248904927) 2026-01-31T09:06Z 14.1K followers, 154.7K engagements "Nigeria teaches you one dangerous lesson early: Results matter more than process. That single belief is why cheating feels normal and integrity feels foolish" [X Link](https://x.com/ChisomAgbafor/status/2017534203609383386) 2026-01-31T09:43Z 14.1K followers, 120.8K engagements "Nigeria is not a hard country. It is a dishonest one and dishonesty makes everything harder than it needs to be" [X Link](https://x.com/ChisomAgbafor/status/2017904663148867743) 2026-02-01T10:15Z 14.1K followers, 18.8K engagements "You know what I just realized Nigerians can fight online until Grammy people hear them. They can trend internationally and act like fls locally. Just ask them to fight for a good road in their street a hospital that works or light that stays on 24/7 suddenly everyones too busy too tired too polite. And you still think Nigerians are normal people" [X Link](https://x.com/ChisomAgbafor/status/2018377567116701702) 2026-02-02T17:34Z 14.1K followers, 62.9K engagements "Ive noticed women dont actually want honesty. They want reassurance that feels like honesty. Thats why the moment you tell the real truth the relationship ends quietly" [X Link](https://x.com/ChisomAgbafor/status/2018410468063297755) 2026-02-02T19:45Z 14.1K followers, 102.4K engagements "The First picture you see in your gallery quote this tweet post it here No cheating pls😂 The First picture you see in your gallery quote this tweet post it here No cheating pls😂" [X Link](https://x.com/ChisomAgbafor/status/2019119688232677402) 2026-02-04T18:43Z 14.1K followers, 97.8K engagements "Have you noticed how people only say lets link up when youre doing well Its not friendship. Its proximity to opportunity. We dont network here we orbit usefulness" [X Link](https://x.com/ChisomAgbafor/status/2019327776025960939) 2026-02-05T08:30Z 14.1K followers, 54.2K engagements "Ive dealt with too many landlords in property management to say this politely: Most Nigerian landlords arent wicked. Theyre desperate. When rent is your only income empathy vanishes and anger takes control. Thats not discipline. Thats fear pretending to be power" [X Link](https://x.com/ChisomAgbafor/status/2019407492770591196) 2026-02-05T13:47Z 15.4K followers, [----] engagements "This is why the best houses to rent are the ones where the landlord lives abroad. No daily intimidation. No random interruptions. No ego battles disguised as discipline. Just pay your rent. Live in peace. Ive dealt with too many landlords in property management to say this politely: Most Nigerian landlords arent wicked. Theyre desperate. When rent is your only income empathy vanishes and anger takes control. Thats not discipline. Thats fear pretending to be power. Ive dealt with too many landlords in property management to say this politely: Most Nigerian landlords arent wicked. Theyre" [X Link](https://x.com/ChisomAgbafor/status/2019412407194378595) 2026-02-05T14:06Z 14.1K followers, [----] engagements "Money isnt everything until its time to solve a problem. Then suddenly: money becomes urgency. money becomes respect money becomes lets handle this quickly So no money isnt everything. But poverty is definitely something" [X Link](https://x.com/ChisomAgbafor/status/2019432377303593342) 2026-02-05T15:26Z 14.9K followers, [----] engagements "Nigeria has mastered one thing: making people blame themselves for systemic failure. No job Youre lazy. No savings Youre reckless. Burnt out Youre weak. Meanwhile the system eats people alive and demands gratitude" [X Link](https://x.com/ChisomAgbafor/status/2019472792962343042) 2026-02-05T18:06Z 15.3K followers, 106.1K engagements "Nobody prepares you for how lonely growth is. The moment your mindset shifts you outgrow jokes conversations and even friendships and people start calling it pride" [X Link](https://x.com/ChisomAgbafor/status/2019695308926775789) 2026-02-06T08:51Z 14.1K followers, [----] engagements "@boye4christ2006 Lithuania wow good opportunity" [X Link](https://x.com/ChisomAgbafor/status/2019696579800912089) 2026-02-06T08:56Z 14.1K followers, [---] engagements "Ive noticed something disturbing. Once someone starts doing well their biggest enemies are no longer strangers. Its family expectations entitlement and emotional blackmail disguised as support" [X Link](https://x.com/ChisomAgbafor/status/2019697906027307310) 2026-02-06T09:01Z 14.1K followers, 53.5K engagements "The most educated and exposed people in Africa are Nigerians. Yet this country runs on noise not knowledge. Connections over competence. Loyalty over logic. When brilliance keeps bowing to nonsense nonsense becomes culture. In other countries politicians campaign with plans and policies about the future. In Nigeria they just step outside and shake a bag of rice like were pigeons in a park. No manifesto just krr krr krr and everybody gathers and give them the vote. In other countries politicians campaign with plans and policies about the future. In Nigeria they just step outside and shake a" [X Link](https://x.com/ChisomAgbafor/status/2019738635474800654) 2026-02-06T11:43Z 14.1K followers, [----] engagements "Most women chase mens attention. Most men chase womens approval. And somehow both act like love is missing from the equation" [X Link](https://x.com/ChisomAgbafor/status/2019793153105039621) 2026-02-06T15:19Z 15K followers, [----] engagements "Dating isnt about love anymore. Its about convenience performance and pretending to be serious while calculating your exit strategy. Truth scares everyone more than betrayal" [X Link](https://x.com/ChisomAgbafor/status/2020550867204620562) 2026-02-08T17:30Z 15.3K followers, [----] engagements "@Prince_dc21_ The noise is too much" [X Link](https://x.com/ChisomAgbafor/status/2021554432303911096) 2026-02-11T11:58Z 15.2K followers, [---] engagements "@_belikebaddy The unnecessary pressure for validation is too much" [X Link](https://x.com/ChisomAgbafor/status/2021635225835745299) 2026-02-11T17:19Z 15.4K followers, [---] engagements "@alex_oluwa @Wizarab10 True" [X Link](https://x.com/ChisomAgbafor/status/2021931453991313667) 2026-02-12T12:56Z 15.4K followers, [---] engagements "Aunty if you like argue the truth is if you are dating a man and he asks you for money he hates you" [X Link](https://x.com/ChisomAgbafor/status/1907431440427418046) 2025-04-02T13:54Z 15.3K followers, 1.8M engagements "The first time I made money in dollars I didnt sleep. Not because of excitement. But because my mind couldnt believe I didnt suffer to earn it. Thats how deeply Nigeria programs you to equate pan with success" [X Link](https://x.com/ChisomAgbafor/status/1951621052854837758) 2025-08-02T12:28Z 15.3K followers, 39.5K engagements "We are done with Enugu met @Wizarab10 I admire his personality even more in person" [X Link](https://x.com/ChisomAgbafor/status/1961046637578522651) 2025-08-28T12:42Z 15.3K followers, 1.6M engagements "God please Im not asking for much just a life where Im not measuring rice with milk tin cup" [X Link](https://x.com/ChisomAgbafor/status/1974791701844852871) 2025-10-05T11:00Z 15.3K followers, 28.7K engagements "Despite all the chaos it didnt take my ability to feel joy. I still laugh deeply. I still care hard. I still connect honestly. That alone tells me I havent been defeated" [X Link](https://x.com/ChisomAgbafor/status/2020397965689668085) 2026-02-08T07:23Z 15.3K followers, [----] engagements "Sometimes I wonder why Nigerians keep smiling through chaos. Why laugh when: Electricity is gone Hospitals dont work Leaders dont do their job Salaries are late Your future is on hold Smile too hard and the system thinks youve accepted it" [X Link](https://x.com/ChisomAgbafor/status/2020848676998959195) 2026-02-09T13:14Z 15.3K followers, [----] engagements "Marriage pressure is wild because people want companionship without addressing the environment it will live in. Love cannot thrive where stress is permanent. Thats not pessimism. Thats honesty" [X Link](https://x.com/ChisomAgbafor/status/2021681291184181275) 2026-02-11T20:22Z 15.3K followers, [----] engagements "Another crazy thing I discovered in Kenya: People dont FEAR anybody. They will talk back. They will stand their ground. They dont shrink because youre loud or important. Where Im from fear is baked into daily life. Youre trained to lower your voice before you even know if youre wrong. That difference changes a nation. https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2021668158483181687 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2021668158483181687" [X Link](https://x.com/ChisomAgbafor/status/2021668158483181687) 2026-02-11T19:30Z 15.4K followers, 182.7K engagements "@treasure_uti I dont feel like coming bk 😩" [X Link](https://x.com/ChisomAgbafor/status/2021954232455221406) 2026-02-12T14:27Z 15.4K followers, 27.1K engagements "Nigerians are not unserious people. Were just constantly switching personalities to survive: Calm at home. Aggressive outside. Funny online. Broken alone. That level of emotional multitasking is exhausting" [X Link](https://x.com/ChisomAgbafor/status/2019744721380258081) 2026-02-06T12:07Z 15.4K followers, 12.1K engagements "@tosin_tofyn 🤦♀" [X Link](https://x.com/ChisomAgbafor/status/2021974094825033738) 2026-02-12T15:46Z 15.4K followers, 54.5K engagements "Nigerians measure adulthood by how many obligations you tolerate. Cant pay your siblings school fees Shame. Cant host the extended family Shame. Cant even buy your family a house Absolute horror. We worship suffering as skill" [X Link](https://x.com/ChisomAgbafor/status/2022648281621246251) 2026-02-14T12:25Z 15.4K followers, [----] engagements "When you see me you see the business ⚖❤" [X Link](https://x.com/ChisomAgbafor/status/1950197232507961363) 2025-07-29T14:10Z 15.4K followers, 18.7K engagements "They dont think they know it is what attracts 99% of women Why do men think money is what attracts women Why do men think money is what attracts women" [X Link](https://x.com/ChisomAgbafor/status/1982146247596134583) 2025-10-25T18:04Z 15.4K followers, 209.2K engagements "A man can love you deeply and still forget your birthday" [X Link](https://x.com/ChisomAgbafor/status/1953122863168258242) 2025-08-06T15:55Z 15.4K followers, 15.4M engagements "The moment someone says: lets not involve lawyers someone is about to be cheated. That sentence never protects both sides" [X Link](https://x.com/ChisomAgbafor/status/2020828159269347645) 2026-02-09T11:52Z 15.4K followers, [----] engagements "There are people who have never experienced silence in this country. Generator noise. Street noise. Anxiety noise. Peace is a luxury here and that alone explains why everyone is always on edge" [X Link](https://x.com/ChisomAgbafor/status/2021552756637708454) 2026-02-11T11:51Z 15.4K followers, 18.1K engagements "One pattern Ive seen in paternity fraud cases: 90% of Nigerian men who find out the child isnt theirs after a DNA test abandon the child. So you spent years raising a child built emotional bond and now you want to throw away all that love and care Law or no law your moral obligation doesnt disappear because the mother lied. Grow up" [X Link](https://x.com/ChisomAgbafor/status/1983954133901054437) 2025-10-30T17:48Z 15.4K followers, 2.4M engagements "Theres a special kind of rage that comes from knowing your life would be easier in a functioning country. Not richer not luxurious. Just easier. And realizing that ease was stolen from you before you even had a choice" [X Link](https://x.com/ChisomAgbafor/status/2018393427726000599) 2026-02-02T18:37Z 15.4K followers, 382.6K engagements "There are CEOs in this country making over [--] billion a year. But their employees Surviving on 150k a month. Cant pay rent. Cant afford decent food. Cant even buy a second hand car. And somehow everyone acts like this is normal. How do you sleep at night knowing your business thrives while the people keeping it alive starve under your roof This is not business. This is moral rot. https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2019376440987328794 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2019376440987328794" [X Link](https://x.com/ChisomAgbafor/status/2019376440987328794) 2026-02-05T11:43Z 15.4K followers, 70.5K engagements "I wont lie Kenya shocked me. Women here dont obsess over wigs. Like at all. Braids. Natural hair. Simple and done. I mentioned braided wigs to someone and she looked at me like Why would I stress myself like that And I realized how much pressure we normalize back home without questioning it. https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2021561380491444304 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2021561380491444304" [X Link](https://x.com/ChisomAgbafor/status/2021561380491444304) 2026-02-11T12:26Z 15.4K followers, 3.6M engagements "Being in Kenya made something click for me. Women here dont look like theyre constantly performing. No over-fixing. No over-explaining. No proving anything. Then it hit me: Most of us arent maintaining beauty. Were maintaining expectations. Big difference. I wont lie Kenya shocked me. Women here dont obsess over wigs. Like at all. Braids. Natural hair. Simple and done. I mentioned braided wigs to someone and she looked at me like Why would I stress myself like that And I realized how much pressure we normalize back I wont lie Kenya shocked me. Women here dont obsess over wigs. Like at all." [X Link](https://x.com/ChisomAgbafor/status/2021578562847801756) 2026-02-11T13:34Z 15.4K followers, 94.7K engagements "Corruption isnt shocking anymore. Thats the real problem. People expect it. Plan around it. Budget for it. When dysfunction becomes routine accountability dies quietly" [X Link](https://x.com/ChisomAgbafor/status/2021881160746344692) 2026-02-12T09:36Z 15.4K followers, 50.2K engagements "What is going on in Kenya I ordered food ate half then told the waiter the egg wasnt properly fried. He apologized. APOLOGIZED ooo. And brought a fresh plate. I was already mentally preparing for a full-blown hot argument" [X Link](https://x.com/ChisomAgbafor/status/2021946310551552379) 2026-02-12T13:55Z 15.4K followers, 431.9K engagements "I took a picture of this car in Kenya on my way to my hotel. Nobody ran after it. Nobody shouted Boss Boss Nobody asked for anything for the boys. I kept looking around like where are the agbero boys" [X Link](https://x.com/ChisomAgbafor/status/2021970869036134669) 2026-02-12T15:33Z 15.4K followers, 919.4K engagements "Happy Sunday from this side❤" [X Link](https://x.com/ChisomAgbafor/status/2022941849531383885) 2026-02-15T07:51Z 15.4K followers, 17.3K engagements "Since I came to Enugu I havent seen one girl with BBL. Natural bodies everywhere. Lagos cant relate" [X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1959565068347011537) 2025-08-24T10:34Z 15.3K followers, 429.3K engagements "I knew money changes everything the day my uncle who ignored me for years started calling me ma Nobody respects you until you can feed them" [X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1966953541605748976) 2025-09-13T19:54Z 15.3K followers, 14.9K engagements "My first salary humbled me. By week two I was already borrowing transport money. Salary is just pocket money with packaging" [X Link](https://x.com/ChisomAgbafor/status/1972031897707667517) 2025-09-27T20:13Z 15.2K followers, 322.5K engagements "One useless skill in this generation: suffering in silence. Nobody cares you better open your mouth and talk" [X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1973480799363317844) 2025-10-01T20:11Z 15.3K followers, 23.3K engagements "Theyve turned marriage into a financial rescue mission. Half the time you dont even know if its love or survival" [X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1974188146507321802) 2025-10-03T19:01Z 15.3K followers, 15.9K engagements "Every rich person has a secret formula. Theyll never share it. Instead theyll package motivation inside books. The real money never makes it to the public only to the bloodline" [X Link](https://x.com/ChisomAgbafor/status/1974403072085622810) 2025-10-04T09:15Z 15.1K followers, 12.4K engagements "This country will teach you financial literacy by frce. Youll learn budgeting fasting stinginess and humility all in one week" [X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1975489175333052469) 2025-10-07T09:11Z 15.3K followers, 10.9K engagements "No genuine relationships anymore just collaborations between loneliness and financial pressure" [X Link](https://x.com/ChisomAgbafor/status/1978140348774809613) 2025-10-14T16:46Z 15.1K followers, 33.4K engagements "Dating in this generation is wild. You are either dating someone who is cheating in debt or secretly married" [X Link](https://x.com/ChisomAgbafor/status/1904133738549645343) 2025-03-24T11:30Z 15.3K followers, 39.9K engagements "As a lawyer in Lagos I have been involved in enough divorce cases to say this without blinking: There are a lot of couples who are in s3xless affectionless emotionally bankrupt marriages. In fact hearing a woman say He hasnt touched me in [--] years is really unsettling" [X Link](https://x.com/ChisomAgbafor/status/1920890910662852936) 2025-05-09T17:17Z 15.4K followers, 962K engagements "Why are government workers always angry Just for a signature this woman made me watch her eat puff-puff and zobo for [--] hour then told me to come back next week MD is not around" [X Link](https://x.com/ChisomAgbafor/status/1925999255413526853) 2025-05-23T19:36Z 15.4K followers, 814.5K engagements "The success rate of a lady making the first move is literally 99.9%" [X Link](https://x.com/ChisomAgbafor/status/1929157874883694697) 2025-06-01T12:47Z 15.3K followers, 291.8K engagements "Is there any place in Naija where there is 24/7 light clean water and zero generator noise" [X Link](https://x.com/ChisomAgbafor/status/1931397921867530289) 2025-06-07T17:08Z 15.4K followers, 940K engagements "I met this man who says he earns 200k monthly and his wife earns 150k with [--] kids. I am curious how do they manage to pay rent school fees food and personal expenses" [X Link](https://x.com/ChisomAgbafor/status/1933940434818183388) 2025-06-14T17:31Z 15.3K followers, 1.2M engagements "I graduated with good grades. But the guy who used to copy my assignments and skip lectures to sell spare parts just got his fourth car" [X Link](https://x.com/ChisomAgbafor/status/1939698975587573944) 2025-06-30T14:54Z 15.4K followers, 1.6M engagements "You want to be successful but you dont read you dont network you dont take risks. How You wan blow by luck or by prophecy" [X Link](https://x.com/ChisomAgbafor/status/1943589014180602127) 2025-07-11T08:31Z 15.3K followers, 49.6K engagements "Dating now is a subscription plan. The talking stage alone can cost you 100k in brunches and Uber fare. And NO you are not getting a refund" [X Link](https://x.com/ChisomAgbafor/status/1945583214963183739) 2025-07-16T20:36Z 15.3K followers, 30.9K engagements "Budgeting doesnt work when your problems are bigger than your income" [X Link](https://x.com/ChisomAgbafor/status/1946874937861394440) 2025-07-20T10:08Z 15.3K followers, 94.6K engagements "I once entered the rain just to see a guy and the first thing he said was You didnt even bring food I immediately booked an Uber blocked him and never looked back. That was the last time love made me look stupid" [X Link](https://x.com/ChisomAgbafor/status/1948111039330955710) 2025-07-23T20:00Z 15.3K followers, 68.1K engagements "Currently in Enugu first thing I tasted was okpa and abacha.Forget it Lagos can keep jollof rice Anambra can hold nkwobi. Enugu owns this lane completely. End of discussion" [X Link](https://x.com/ChisomAgbafor/status/1959534602499862823) 2025-08-24T08:33Z 15.4K followers, 42.8K engagements "My landlord tried to increase my rent so I wrote him a letter asking him to justify the increment. He never replied and he never increased it either. But since that day anytime he sees me he just shakes his head and says: Omo Igbo ti o n ek wahala lo gb w si il mi. My Yoruba people please is this an nsult or a compliment" [X Link](https://x.com/ChisomAgbafor/status/1981744497592508642) 2025-10-24T15:28Z 15.3K followers, 434.1K engagements "I entered Ikoyi Club today. Omo the rich dont shout they dont rush. They just look at you like hunger is contagious" [X Link](https://x.com/ChisomAgbafor/status/1981836162219261971) 2025-10-24T21:32Z 15.4K followers, 1.3M engagements "I lost a friend in [----] because her fianc hired me for a land deal. After the deal he sent me a bottle of wine to say thank you. That same night this werey blocked me everywhere" [X Link](https://x.com/ChisomAgbafor/status/1982178779284857332) 2025-10-25T20:13Z 15.4K followers, 113.2K engagements "It is no longer the older the better dont let anybody deceive you go and marry your age mate" [X Link](https://x.com/ChisomAgbafor/status/1986856039028052388) 2025-11-07T17:59Z 15.4K followers, 17.6K engagements "90% of our prayer points are government responsibilities" [X Link](https://x.com/ChisomAgbafor/status/1970794311974310090) 2025-09-24T10:15Z 15.4K followers, 166.7K engagements "Last day of work at M A & A closing this chapter with gratitude lessons and memories that will last a lifetime" [X Link](https://x.com/ChisomAgbafor/status/1870130794779296052) 2024-12-20T15:35Z 15.3K followers, 62.2K engagements "If your bank account cant survive an emergency expense of 1m just know you are not financially stable" [X Link](https://x.com/ChisomAgbafor/status/1898416184367747143) 2025-03-08T16:51Z 15.3K followers, 62.7K engagements "Men dont understand nothing they do wrong until you do it back to them" [X Link](https://x.com/ChisomAgbafor/status/1919101599302951132) 2025-05-04T18:47Z 15.3K followers, 225.3K engagements "@Street__lawyer Exactly its getting too much dont really comprehend why get married at first" [X Link](https://x.com/ChisomAgbafor/status/1920910138107392448) 2025-05-09T18:34Z 15.3K followers, 108.4K engagements "The broke men in Abuja dont look broke. They will confuse you with that senator wear and strong perfume" [X Link](https://x.com/ChisomAgbafor/status/1927046844665708747) 2025-05-26T16:59Z 15.3K followers, 66.7K engagements "Every single babe has [--] guys: [--]. The one she loves. [--]. The one she uses. [--]. The one she eats from" [X Link](https://x.com/ChisomAgbafor/status/1931376715013513425) 2025-06-07T15:44Z 15.3K followers, 59.9K engagements "You cant be soft and make it in this country. You need calculated m@dness and strong spiritual backing" [X Link](https://x.com/ChisomAgbafor/status/1933814828704866484) 2025-06-14T09:12Z 15.3K followers, 14.7K engagements "Nobody actually respects a soft-spoken person. Until they find out you have connections" [X Link](https://x.com/ChisomAgbafor/status/1942532796033163459) 2025-07-08T10:34Z 15.3K followers, 44K engagements "So this lady came to me crying about her toxic relationship. I gave advice stayed on calls helped her plan her exit. Today she sent me their wedding invite. People dont want advice they want audience" [X Link](https://x.com/ChisomAgbafor/status/1942958962443251937) 2025-07-09T14:48Z 15.3K followers, 165K engagements "@Ugochukwu_96 I get tired of clients mentioning the mother-in-law making major decisions in their marriage total rubbish" [X Link](https://x.com/ChisomAgbafor/status/1957118856968737148) 2025-08-17T16:34Z 15.3K followers, 27.1K engagements "This country has taught me one thing: Money is louder than character. Once youre rich even your arrogance becomes motivational quotes" [X Link](https://x.com/ChisomAgbafor/status/1961398435812110594) 2025-08-29T12:00Z 15.3K followers, 51.6K engagements "You know what scares me How poverty can make someone forgive an nsult just because the nsulter offers them food" [X Link](https://x.com/ChisomAgbafor/status/1969691856486191601) 2025-09-21T09:15Z 15.3K followers, 14.5K engagements "You wont even marry your spec. Youll marry who stayed when you ran out of energy" [X Link](https://x.com/ChisomAgbafor/status/1975648552148705773) 2025-10-07T19:44Z 15.3K followers, 21.4K engagements "I was just admiring this couple who got married today until I found out the bride will be moving in with the in-laws. At this point I might just drop my business card with her family in case" [X Link](https://x.com/ChisomAgbafor/status/1982138756086816885) 2025-10-25T17:34Z 15.3K followers, 20K engagements "Once you taste 1% of real wealth you wont judge corruption again. Youll understand why nobody wants it to stop" [X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1948425806763429935) 2025-07-24T16:51Z 15.4K followers, 82.6K engagements "You cant truly understand this economy until youve spent 100k in a store and cant explain what you bought. This country makes your money vanish with dignity" [X Link](https://x.com/ChisomAgbafor/status/1950111234277142651) 2025-07-29T08:28Z 15.4K followers, 16.4K engagements "This generation doesn't care about your heart. If you are not sending money you better be very funny or very good in bed. Everything else is background noise" [X Link](https://x.com/ChisomAgbafor/status/1950171694884073835) 2025-07-29T12:28Z 15.4K followers, 17.2K engagements "@beri_grizou 😂😂so why did we come for the wedding" [X Link](https://x.com/ChisomAgbafor/status/1966455322635112956) 2025-09-12T10:54Z 15.4K followers, 133.5K engagements "Ive never heard a man say I dont want a stingy woman. Equality disappears the moment bills appear" [X Link](https://x.com/ChisomAgbafor/status/1983573472807686594) 2025-10-29T16:35Z 15.4K followers, 14.2K engagements Limited data mode. Full metrics available with subscription: lunarcrush.com/pricing
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Social Influence
Social category influence finance 14.91% countries 11.4% technology brands 3.51% social networks 1.75% stocks 1.75% travel destinations 0.88%
Social topic influence money 10.53%, food 6.14%, kenya #213, nigeria 4.39%, business #1143, the first 3.51%, lady #528, budgeting 2.63%, matter 1.75%, we are 1.75%
Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by @boye4christ2006 @ruthruto58638 @uwembrown1 @linsa202 @pokuboa90892 @treasureuti @wizarab10 @maxverstapen360 @emmanuelcchuka @jinanexttime @ezeimpact @harisson_utd @treasure_uti @gospelrac @moses_patroba @victormanjul @arteta2giroud @felofeloh29 @alxyore @chill_hoodgang
Top assets mentioned Uber Technologies, Inc. (UBER)
Top Social Posts
Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours
"Trip to Kenya There is NO love in Naija"
X Link 2026-02-08T20:43Z 15.4K followers, [----] engagements
"@treasure_uti Thats way better instead of feeling pressured"
X Link 2026-02-11T14:24Z 15.4K followers, 107.2K engagements
"Attended a business meeting today in Nairobi. Some ladies were like Youre the lady that made that tweet. The internet is not as small as I think"
X Link 2026-02-13T10:19Z 15.4K followers, 267.4K engagements
"Many Nigerian adults are not irresponsible. Theyre delayed. Delayed independence. Delayed stability. Delayed peace. Not by lack of effort but by a system that keeps moving the finish line"
X Link 2026-02-13T19:26Z 15.4K followers, [----] engagements
"As an educated high-IQ highly intelligent ambitious confident and wise lady. Your problem should be beyond flowers and chocolates on Valentines Day"
X Link 2026-02-13T19:45Z 15.4K followers, 31.1K engagements
"Some of you are not bad with money. Youre just underpaid"
X Link 2026-02-14T09:51Z 15.4K followers, [----] engagements
"Most of you dont hate [--]. You just don't like your salary. If they pay you 5M per month you will start shouting teamwork makes the dream work"
X Link 2025-07-03T15:36Z 15.4K followers, 454K engagements
"I realized a lot of people still don't know what to do when the police come to arrest them. One wrong move you can sleep in the cell for [--] days. Here are [--] things that might save you: [--]. Shut up. Your mouth can jail you faster. This is not the time for Do you know who I am [--]. Dont write any statement. They will say its just formality. That statement can destroy you in court. Dont write without your lawyer present. [--]. Call a lawyer. Forget your cousin in the army. You need someone who knows how to get you out not someone who knows somebody. [--]. Dont offer bribe. Once you bring out money its no"
X Link 2025-07-08T15:36Z 15.3K followers, 60.2K engagements
"To be honest God is NOT testing you. The country is just very hard"
X Link 2025-07-09T16:37Z 15.3K followers, 364.1K engagements
"If youre dating a married man remember: [--]. He will never leave his wife. [--]. Its not love it is money for s3x. [--]. Youre not the exception youre the distraction. When its time to choose he will go home to his wife and you will go back to silence"
X Link 2025-07-10T17:34Z 15.3K followers, 54K engagements
"Men dont pretend anymore. They just disappear when you tell them you havent eaten or your rent is due"
X Link 2025-07-12T18:38Z 15.4K followers, 575.4K engagements
"So after paying 2.5M for rent I will still bathe with bucket. Lagos landlords why"
X Link 2025-07-21T18:45Z 15.4K followers, 53.8K engagements
"One of the hardest pills I've swallowed as a lawyer: Some inmates in Nigerian prisons didnt even commit the crime. But when you try to fight for their release they refuse. Because that prison cell is the only place they get free food free rent and peace. Outside theyre invisible. Inside at least they exist. Thats how broken this country is"
X Link 2025-07-23T14:37Z 15.4K followers, 160.5K engagements
"I know a man who hasnt bought himself a new shirt in [--] years. Every time he saves another urgent family matter appears. Hes loved for his sacrifice but no one has ever asked if hes okay"
X Link 2025-08-10T18:30Z 15.4K followers, 1.4M engagements
"Enugu we are ready 💯"
X Link 2025-08-24T09:45Z 15.4K followers, 24.9K engagements
"Remove that No refund after payment sign from your shop. Its illegal and it makes you look ignorant. Consumer protection law says once a product is defective refund or replacement is a right not a favour"
X Link 2025-09-17T09:56Z 15.4K followers, 426.8K engagements
"Police cannot search your phone. But you the mumu citizen will hand it over because you dont know your rights"
X Link 2025-09-26T10:38Z 15.4K followers, 2.8M engagements
"Theres a kind of poverty we dont talk about. Not the one with no food the one where you cant rest. Your brain is always budgeting even while youre sleeping"
X Link 2025-10-13T12:41Z 15.4K followers, 434.7K engagements
"Struggling financially changes your personality. You become quieter less generous more anxious. Not because youre selfish but because survival leaves no space for softness"
X Link 2026-01-29T13:19Z 14.1K followers, 77.8K engagements
"Im genuinely shocked today. An admirer ive never met on this app sent me a gift all the way from Croatia. Nigerian men really conditioned me to think basic effort is impossible"
X Link 2026-01-30T17:36Z 14.1K followers, 41.4K engagements
"I dont think people understand how lonely it is to be ambitious when nothing is working yet. Youre not successful enough to be respected. Not struggling enough to be pitied. Just stuck with your thoughts"
X Link 2026-01-31T09:06Z 14.1K followers, 154.7K engagements
"Nigeria teaches you one dangerous lesson early: Results matter more than process. That single belief is why cheating feels normal and integrity feels foolish"
X Link 2026-01-31T09:43Z 14.1K followers, 120.8K engagements
"Nigeria is not a hard country. It is a dishonest one and dishonesty makes everything harder than it needs to be"
X Link 2026-02-01T10:15Z 14.1K followers, 18.8K engagements
"You know what I just realized Nigerians can fight online until Grammy people hear them. They can trend internationally and act like fls locally. Just ask them to fight for a good road in their street a hospital that works or light that stays on 24/7 suddenly everyones too busy too tired too polite. And you still think Nigerians are normal people"
X Link 2026-02-02T17:34Z 14.1K followers, 62.9K engagements
"Ive noticed women dont actually want honesty. They want reassurance that feels like honesty. Thats why the moment you tell the real truth the relationship ends quietly"
X Link 2026-02-02T19:45Z 14.1K followers, 102.4K engagements
"The First picture you see in your gallery quote this tweet post it here No cheating pls😂 The First picture you see in your gallery quote this tweet post it here No cheating pls😂"
X Link 2026-02-04T18:43Z 14.1K followers, 97.8K engagements
"Have you noticed how people only say lets link up when youre doing well Its not friendship. Its proximity to opportunity. We dont network here we orbit usefulness"
X Link 2026-02-05T08:30Z 14.1K followers, 54.2K engagements
"Ive dealt with too many landlords in property management to say this politely: Most Nigerian landlords arent wicked. Theyre desperate. When rent is your only income empathy vanishes and anger takes control. Thats not discipline. Thats fear pretending to be power"
X Link 2026-02-05T13:47Z 15.4K followers, [----] engagements
"This is why the best houses to rent are the ones where the landlord lives abroad. No daily intimidation. No random interruptions. No ego battles disguised as discipline. Just pay your rent. Live in peace. Ive dealt with too many landlords in property management to say this politely: Most Nigerian landlords arent wicked. Theyre desperate. When rent is your only income empathy vanishes and anger takes control. Thats not discipline. Thats fear pretending to be power. Ive dealt with too many landlords in property management to say this politely: Most Nigerian landlords arent wicked. Theyre"
X Link 2026-02-05T14:06Z 14.1K followers, [----] engagements
"Money isnt everything until its time to solve a problem. Then suddenly: money becomes urgency. money becomes respect money becomes lets handle this quickly So no money isnt everything. But poverty is definitely something"
X Link 2026-02-05T15:26Z 14.9K followers, [----] engagements
"Nigeria has mastered one thing: making people blame themselves for systemic failure. No job Youre lazy. No savings Youre reckless. Burnt out Youre weak. Meanwhile the system eats people alive and demands gratitude"
X Link 2026-02-05T18:06Z 15.3K followers, 106.1K engagements
"Nobody prepares you for how lonely growth is. The moment your mindset shifts you outgrow jokes conversations and even friendships and people start calling it pride"
X Link 2026-02-06T08:51Z 14.1K followers, [----] engagements
"@boye4christ2006 Lithuania wow good opportunity"
X Link 2026-02-06T08:56Z 14.1K followers, [---] engagements
"Ive noticed something disturbing. Once someone starts doing well their biggest enemies are no longer strangers. Its family expectations entitlement and emotional blackmail disguised as support"
X Link 2026-02-06T09:01Z 14.1K followers, 53.5K engagements
"The most educated and exposed people in Africa are Nigerians. Yet this country runs on noise not knowledge. Connections over competence. Loyalty over logic. When brilliance keeps bowing to nonsense nonsense becomes culture. In other countries politicians campaign with plans and policies about the future. In Nigeria they just step outside and shake a bag of rice like were pigeons in a park. No manifesto just krr krr krr and everybody gathers and give them the vote. In other countries politicians campaign with plans and policies about the future. In Nigeria they just step outside and shake a"
X Link 2026-02-06T11:43Z 14.1K followers, [----] engagements
"Most women chase mens attention. Most men chase womens approval. And somehow both act like love is missing from the equation"
X Link 2026-02-06T15:19Z 15K followers, [----] engagements
"Dating isnt about love anymore. Its about convenience performance and pretending to be serious while calculating your exit strategy. Truth scares everyone more than betrayal"
X Link 2026-02-08T17:30Z 15.3K followers, [----] engagements
"@Prince_dc21_ The noise is too much"
X Link 2026-02-11T11:58Z 15.2K followers, [---] engagements
"@_belikebaddy The unnecessary pressure for validation is too much"
X Link 2026-02-11T17:19Z 15.4K followers, [---] engagements
"@alex_oluwa @Wizarab10 True"
X Link 2026-02-12T12:56Z 15.4K followers, [---] engagements
"Aunty if you like argue the truth is if you are dating a man and he asks you for money he hates you"
X Link 2025-04-02T13:54Z 15.3K followers, 1.8M engagements
"The first time I made money in dollars I didnt sleep. Not because of excitement. But because my mind couldnt believe I didnt suffer to earn it. Thats how deeply Nigeria programs you to equate pan with success"
X Link 2025-08-02T12:28Z 15.3K followers, 39.5K engagements
"We are done with Enugu met @Wizarab10 I admire his personality even more in person"
X Link 2025-08-28T12:42Z 15.3K followers, 1.6M engagements
"God please Im not asking for much just a life where Im not measuring rice with milk tin cup"
X Link 2025-10-05T11:00Z 15.3K followers, 28.7K engagements
"Despite all the chaos it didnt take my ability to feel joy. I still laugh deeply. I still care hard. I still connect honestly. That alone tells me I havent been defeated"
X Link 2026-02-08T07:23Z 15.3K followers, [----] engagements
"Sometimes I wonder why Nigerians keep smiling through chaos. Why laugh when: Electricity is gone Hospitals dont work Leaders dont do their job Salaries are late Your future is on hold Smile too hard and the system thinks youve accepted it"
X Link 2026-02-09T13:14Z 15.3K followers, [----] engagements
"Marriage pressure is wild because people want companionship without addressing the environment it will live in. Love cannot thrive where stress is permanent. Thats not pessimism. Thats honesty"
X Link 2026-02-11T20:22Z 15.3K followers, [----] engagements
"Another crazy thing I discovered in Kenya: People dont FEAR anybody. They will talk back. They will stand their ground. They dont shrink because youre loud or important. Where Im from fear is baked into daily life. Youre trained to lower your voice before you even know if youre wrong. That difference changes a nation. https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2021668158483181687 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2021668158483181687"
X Link 2026-02-11T19:30Z 15.4K followers, 182.7K engagements
"@treasure_uti I dont feel like coming bk 😩"
X Link 2026-02-12T14:27Z 15.4K followers, 27.1K engagements
"Nigerians are not unserious people. Were just constantly switching personalities to survive: Calm at home. Aggressive outside. Funny online. Broken alone. That level of emotional multitasking is exhausting"
X Link 2026-02-06T12:07Z 15.4K followers, 12.1K engagements
"@tosin_tofyn 🤦♀"
X Link 2026-02-12T15:46Z 15.4K followers, 54.5K engagements
"Nigerians measure adulthood by how many obligations you tolerate. Cant pay your siblings school fees Shame. Cant host the extended family Shame. Cant even buy your family a house Absolute horror. We worship suffering as skill"
X Link 2026-02-14T12:25Z 15.4K followers, [----] engagements
"When you see me you see the business ⚖❤"
X Link 2025-07-29T14:10Z 15.4K followers, 18.7K engagements
"They dont think they know it is what attracts 99% of women Why do men think money is what attracts women Why do men think money is what attracts women"
X Link 2025-10-25T18:04Z 15.4K followers, 209.2K engagements
"A man can love you deeply and still forget your birthday"
X Link 2025-08-06T15:55Z 15.4K followers, 15.4M engagements
"The moment someone says: lets not involve lawyers someone is about to be cheated. That sentence never protects both sides"
X Link 2026-02-09T11:52Z 15.4K followers, [----] engagements
"There are people who have never experienced silence in this country. Generator noise. Street noise. Anxiety noise. Peace is a luxury here and that alone explains why everyone is always on edge"
X Link 2026-02-11T11:51Z 15.4K followers, 18.1K engagements
"One pattern Ive seen in paternity fraud cases: 90% of Nigerian men who find out the child isnt theirs after a DNA test abandon the child. So you spent years raising a child built emotional bond and now you want to throw away all that love and care Law or no law your moral obligation doesnt disappear because the mother lied. Grow up"
X Link 2025-10-30T17:48Z 15.4K followers, 2.4M engagements
"Theres a special kind of rage that comes from knowing your life would be easier in a functioning country. Not richer not luxurious. Just easier. And realizing that ease was stolen from you before you even had a choice"
X Link 2026-02-02T18:37Z 15.4K followers, 382.6K engagements
"There are CEOs in this country making over [--] billion a year. But their employees Surviving on 150k a month. Cant pay rent. Cant afford decent food. Cant even buy a second hand car. And somehow everyone acts like this is normal. How do you sleep at night knowing your business thrives while the people keeping it alive starve under your roof This is not business. This is moral rot. https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2019376440987328794 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2019376440987328794"
X Link 2026-02-05T11:43Z 15.4K followers, 70.5K engagements
"I wont lie Kenya shocked me. Women here dont obsess over wigs. Like at all. Braids. Natural hair. Simple and done. I mentioned braided wigs to someone and she looked at me like Why would I stress myself like that And I realized how much pressure we normalize back home without questioning it. https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2021561380491444304 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2021561380491444304"
X Link 2026-02-11T12:26Z 15.4K followers, 3.6M engagements
"Being in Kenya made something click for me. Women here dont look like theyre constantly performing. No over-fixing. No over-explaining. No proving anything. Then it hit me: Most of us arent maintaining beauty. Were maintaining expectations. Big difference. I wont lie Kenya shocked me. Women here dont obsess over wigs. Like at all. Braids. Natural hair. Simple and done. I mentioned braided wigs to someone and she looked at me like Why would I stress myself like that And I realized how much pressure we normalize back I wont lie Kenya shocked me. Women here dont obsess over wigs. Like at all."
X Link 2026-02-11T13:34Z 15.4K followers, 94.7K engagements
"Corruption isnt shocking anymore. Thats the real problem. People expect it. Plan around it. Budget for it. When dysfunction becomes routine accountability dies quietly"
X Link 2026-02-12T09:36Z 15.4K followers, 50.2K engagements
"What is going on in Kenya I ordered food ate half then told the waiter the egg wasnt properly fried. He apologized. APOLOGIZED ooo. And brought a fresh plate. I was already mentally preparing for a full-blown hot argument"
X Link 2026-02-12T13:55Z 15.4K followers, 431.9K engagements
"I took a picture of this car in Kenya on my way to my hotel. Nobody ran after it. Nobody shouted Boss Boss Nobody asked for anything for the boys. I kept looking around like where are the agbero boys"
X Link 2026-02-12T15:33Z 15.4K followers, 919.4K engagements
"Happy Sunday from this side❤"
X Link 2026-02-15T07:51Z 15.4K followers, 17.3K engagements
"Since I came to Enugu I havent seen one girl with BBL. Natural bodies everywhere. Lagos cant relate"
X Link 2025-08-24T10:34Z 15.3K followers, 429.3K engagements
"I knew money changes everything the day my uncle who ignored me for years started calling me ma Nobody respects you until you can feed them"
X Link 2025-09-13T19:54Z 15.3K followers, 14.9K engagements
"My first salary humbled me. By week two I was already borrowing transport money. Salary is just pocket money with packaging"
X Link 2025-09-27T20:13Z 15.2K followers, 322.5K engagements
"One useless skill in this generation: suffering in silence. Nobody cares you better open your mouth and talk"
X Link 2025-10-01T20:11Z 15.3K followers, 23.3K engagements
"Theyve turned marriage into a financial rescue mission. Half the time you dont even know if its love or survival"
X Link 2025-10-03T19:01Z 15.3K followers, 15.9K engagements
"Every rich person has a secret formula. Theyll never share it. Instead theyll package motivation inside books. The real money never makes it to the public only to the bloodline"
X Link 2025-10-04T09:15Z 15.1K followers, 12.4K engagements
"This country will teach you financial literacy by frce. Youll learn budgeting fasting stinginess and humility all in one week"
X Link 2025-10-07T09:11Z 15.3K followers, 10.9K engagements
"No genuine relationships anymore just collaborations between loneliness and financial pressure"
X Link 2025-10-14T16:46Z 15.1K followers, 33.4K engagements
"Dating in this generation is wild. You are either dating someone who is cheating in debt or secretly married"
X Link 2025-03-24T11:30Z 15.3K followers, 39.9K engagements
"As a lawyer in Lagos I have been involved in enough divorce cases to say this without blinking: There are a lot of couples who are in s3xless affectionless emotionally bankrupt marriages. In fact hearing a woman say He hasnt touched me in [--] years is really unsettling"
X Link 2025-05-09T17:17Z 15.4K followers, 962K engagements
"Why are government workers always angry Just for a signature this woman made me watch her eat puff-puff and zobo for [--] hour then told me to come back next week MD is not around"
X Link 2025-05-23T19:36Z 15.4K followers, 814.5K engagements
"The success rate of a lady making the first move is literally 99.9%"
X Link 2025-06-01T12:47Z 15.3K followers, 291.8K engagements
"Is there any place in Naija where there is 24/7 light clean water and zero generator noise"
X Link 2025-06-07T17:08Z 15.4K followers, 940K engagements
"I met this man who says he earns 200k monthly and his wife earns 150k with [--] kids. I am curious how do they manage to pay rent school fees food and personal expenses"
X Link 2025-06-14T17:31Z 15.3K followers, 1.2M engagements
"I graduated with good grades. But the guy who used to copy my assignments and skip lectures to sell spare parts just got his fourth car"
X Link 2025-06-30T14:54Z 15.4K followers, 1.6M engagements
"You want to be successful but you dont read you dont network you dont take risks. How You wan blow by luck or by prophecy"
X Link 2025-07-11T08:31Z 15.3K followers, 49.6K engagements
"Dating now is a subscription plan. The talking stage alone can cost you 100k in brunches and Uber fare. And NO you are not getting a refund"
X Link 2025-07-16T20:36Z 15.3K followers, 30.9K engagements
"Budgeting doesnt work when your problems are bigger than your income"
X Link 2025-07-20T10:08Z 15.3K followers, 94.6K engagements
"I once entered the rain just to see a guy and the first thing he said was You didnt even bring food I immediately booked an Uber blocked him and never looked back. That was the last time love made me look stupid"
X Link 2025-07-23T20:00Z 15.3K followers, 68.1K engagements
"Currently in Enugu first thing I tasted was okpa and abacha.Forget it Lagos can keep jollof rice Anambra can hold nkwobi. Enugu owns this lane completely. End of discussion"
X Link 2025-08-24T08:33Z 15.4K followers, 42.8K engagements
"My landlord tried to increase my rent so I wrote him a letter asking him to justify the increment. He never replied and he never increased it either. But since that day anytime he sees me he just shakes his head and says: Omo Igbo ti o n ek wahala lo gb w si il mi. My Yoruba people please is this an nsult or a compliment"
X Link 2025-10-24T15:28Z 15.3K followers, 434.1K engagements
"I entered Ikoyi Club today. Omo the rich dont shout they dont rush. They just look at you like hunger is contagious"
X Link 2025-10-24T21:32Z 15.4K followers, 1.3M engagements
"I lost a friend in [----] because her fianc hired me for a land deal. After the deal he sent me a bottle of wine to say thank you. That same night this werey blocked me everywhere"
X Link 2025-10-25T20:13Z 15.4K followers, 113.2K engagements
"It is no longer the older the better dont let anybody deceive you go and marry your age mate"
X Link 2025-11-07T17:59Z 15.4K followers, 17.6K engagements
"90% of our prayer points are government responsibilities"
X Link 2025-09-24T10:15Z 15.4K followers, 166.7K engagements
"Last day of work at M A & A closing this chapter with gratitude lessons and memories that will last a lifetime"
X Link 2024-12-20T15:35Z 15.3K followers, 62.2K engagements
"If your bank account cant survive an emergency expense of 1m just know you are not financially stable"
X Link 2025-03-08T16:51Z 15.3K followers, 62.7K engagements
"Men dont understand nothing they do wrong until you do it back to them"
X Link 2025-05-04T18:47Z 15.3K followers, 225.3K engagements
"@Street__lawyer Exactly its getting too much dont really comprehend why get married at first"
X Link 2025-05-09T18:34Z 15.3K followers, 108.4K engagements
"The broke men in Abuja dont look broke. They will confuse you with that senator wear and strong perfume"
X Link 2025-05-26T16:59Z 15.3K followers, 66.7K engagements
"Every single babe has [--] guys: [--]. The one she loves. [--]. The one she uses. [--]. The one she eats from"
X Link 2025-06-07T15:44Z 15.3K followers, 59.9K engagements
"You cant be soft and make it in this country. You need calculated m@dness and strong spiritual backing"
X Link 2025-06-14T09:12Z 15.3K followers, 14.7K engagements
"Nobody actually respects a soft-spoken person. Until they find out you have connections"
X Link 2025-07-08T10:34Z 15.3K followers, 44K engagements
"So this lady came to me crying about her toxic relationship. I gave advice stayed on calls helped her plan her exit. Today she sent me their wedding invite. People dont want advice they want audience"
X Link 2025-07-09T14:48Z 15.3K followers, 165K engagements
"@Ugochukwu_96 I get tired of clients mentioning the mother-in-law making major decisions in their marriage total rubbish"
X Link 2025-08-17T16:34Z 15.3K followers, 27.1K engagements
"This country has taught me one thing: Money is louder than character. Once youre rich even your arrogance becomes motivational quotes"
X Link 2025-08-29T12:00Z 15.3K followers, 51.6K engagements
"You know what scares me How poverty can make someone forgive an nsult just because the nsulter offers them food"
X Link 2025-09-21T09:15Z 15.3K followers, 14.5K engagements
"You wont even marry your spec. Youll marry who stayed when you ran out of energy"
X Link 2025-10-07T19:44Z 15.3K followers, 21.4K engagements
"I was just admiring this couple who got married today until I found out the bride will be moving in with the in-laws. At this point I might just drop my business card with her family in case"
X Link 2025-10-25T17:34Z 15.3K followers, 20K engagements
"Once you taste 1% of real wealth you wont judge corruption again. Youll understand why nobody wants it to stop"
X Link 2025-07-24T16:51Z 15.4K followers, 82.6K engagements
"You cant truly understand this economy until youve spent 100k in a store and cant explain what you bought. This country makes your money vanish with dignity"
X Link 2025-07-29T08:28Z 15.4K followers, 16.4K engagements
"This generation doesn't care about your heart. If you are not sending money you better be very funny or very good in bed. Everything else is background noise"
X Link 2025-07-29T12:28Z 15.4K followers, 17.2K engagements
"@beri_grizou 😂😂so why did we come for the wedding"
X Link 2025-09-12T10:54Z 15.4K followers, 133.5K engagements
"Ive never heard a man say I dont want a stingy woman. Equality disappears the moment bills appear"
X Link 2025-10-29T16:35Z 15.4K followers, 14.2K engagements
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