# ![@CTachio83984 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:26/cr:twitter::1790032638578688000.png) @CTachio83984 chris tachio

chris tachio posts on X about ai, if you, nba, movies the most. They currently have [-----] followers and [---] posts still getting attention that total [------] engagements in the last [--] hours.

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### Social Influence

**Social category influence**
[countries](/list/countries)  1.94% [stocks](/list/stocks)  1.94% [celebrities](/list/celebrities)  1.94% [finance](/list/finance)  1.94% [travel destinations](/list/travel-destinations)  0.97% [nba](/list/nba)  0.97% [musicians](/list/musicians)  0.97% [social networks](/list/social-networks)  0.97% [technology brands](/list/technology-brands)  0.97%

**Social topic influence**
[ai](/topic/ai) 3.88%, [if you](/topic/if-you) 3.88%, [nba](/topic/nba) 2.91%, [movies](/topic/movies) 2.91%, [in the](/topic/in-the) 2.91%, [out of](/topic/out-of) 2.91%, [this is](/topic/this-is) 1.94%, [up to](/topic/up-to) 1.94%, [i want](/topic/i-want) 1.94%, [god](/topic/god) 1.94%

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**Top assets mentioned**
[Noble Corporation (NE)](/topic/$ne)
### Top Social Posts
Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours

"this is your final warning to stop referring to opposing counsel as "the peanut gallery""  
[X Link](https://x.com/CTachio83984/status/2016691465842315499)  2026-01-29T01:54Z [----] followers, 90.2K engagements


"wait a minute.this electric chair isnt even plugged in hes just shaking around by himself and making electricity noises with his mouth"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CTachio83984/status/2016469791372877905)  2026-01-28T11:13Z [----] followers, 419K engagements


"i hope they do this and realize all the attention they have been receiving is based on them being comparatively rich vs the rest of canada and theres no difference between them or north dakota or montana or any other shitty freezing state nobody cares or thinks about or visits"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CTachio83984/status/2017087718451225082)  2026-01-30T04:09Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"*smash bros announcers voice* Fight the Schroders Dennis Schroder is the 2nd most traded player in NBA history behind only Trevor Ariza. He is on his 11th team. Only [--] more to go before he can play for all [--] 😭😭 https://t.co/fRQrY2cq6a Dennis Schroder is the 2nd most traded player in NBA history behind only Trevor Ariza. He is on his 11th team. Only [--] more to go before he can play for all [--] 😭😭 https://t.co/fRQrY2cq6a"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CTachio83984/status/2018059487400042659)  2026-02-01T20:30Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"*at mcdonalds counter* looks like they are back there fixin up the burgers putting the patties on the buns and all the toppings mcdonalds teen: uh. yeah everyone burger is made uh the uh mcdonalds way sir *huge smile on my face* the whole fuckin [--] yards.i love it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CTachio83984/status/2019685920367341679)  2026-02-06T08:13Z [----] followers, 80.9K engagements


"me: so you come to this bridge often her: this bridge has long connected the two sides of the river"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CTachio83984/status/2019908395353145726)  2026-02-06T22:57Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"giannis slowly revealing himself as one of the most cynical and dishonest nba stars has been an interesting development you wonder if theres going to be a point where he gets tired of the pr stuff and does public heel turn thing Giannis made up a rumor that he would leave the Bucks causing people to bet a total of $23M as to whether/where he would go on Kalshi an unregulated gambling/insider trading platform. He stays in Milwaukee and comes out today as a Kalshi stakeholder. https://t.co/utLgv6ncPk Giannis made up a rumor that he would leave the Bucks causing people to bet a total of $23M as"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CTachio83984/status/2019953453540471101)  2026-02-07T01:56Z [----] followers, 23.3K engagements


"if using a tow truck to steal Jacuzzis out of the back of home depot is a crime then lock me up"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CTachio83984/status/2021783565088833701)  2026-02-12T03:08Z [----] followers, 15.1K engagements


"you saw a dog outside and you just had to know what he was up to"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CTachio83984/status/2021998036407529509)  2026-02-12T17:21Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Big Shot Blob Robert Horry on Victor Wembanyama in MVP talks: "He's not even in my top [--]. He's too inconsistent for me. I think we trying to anoint him as the next great too fast. Don't get me wrong the kid is absolutely fantastic but he ain't no Lebron James he ain't no Kobe Bryant. I do https://t.co/jNmlvFEnXR Robert Horry on Victor Wembanyama in MVP talks: "He's not even in my top [--]. He's too inconsistent for me. I think we trying to anoint him as the next great too fast. Don't get me wrong the kid is absolutely fantastic but he ain't no Lebron James he ain't no Kobe Bryant. I do"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CTachio83984/status/2022089873155666080)  2026-02-12T23:26Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"put in a neutral word for me I want to be on the radar but I don't want any expectations"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1850273634364920154)  2024-10-26T20:29Z [----] followers, 119.9K engagements


"watching this guy try to put together a sentence is comedy on par with the big lebowski Lebowski both isnt my very favorite Coen movie its also absolutely one of the funniest movies https://t.co/a6TRgqwSge Lebowski both isnt my very favorite Coen movie its also absolutely one of the funniest movies https://t.co/a6TRgqwSge"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1960482025510523336)  2025-08-26T23:18Z [----] followers, 836.8K engagements


"the cop pulled me over the flashlight he was using to look in my car had a halloween decal on it he was projecting a scary jack-o-lantern all over the interior of my car"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1967789555261862120)  2025-09-16T03:16Z [----] followers, 50.5K engagements


"and the people cried out but no response came from their god"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CTachio83984/status/2021794461269844134)  2026-02-12T03:52Z [----] followers, 57K engagements


"i would be such a good mad king "the mad king has set the throne room tapestries aflame" "the mad king is patrolling the bailey bickering with the crows" thats the kind of shit i would be up to all the time"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CTachio83984/status/2022250852069646361)  2026-02-13T10:05Z [----] followers, 24.8K engagements


"chris paul was not likeable but the people acting like he wasnt good are very irritating hornets chris paul was one of the [--] best point guards ever"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CTachio83984/status/2022421129059823644)  2026-02-13T21:22Z [----] followers, 22.7K engagements


"put on your nightvision goggles we are going to psychoanalyze this patient from afar"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CTachio83984/status/2023156951538938009)  2026-02-15T22:06Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"the minions are mischievous but they never let it get in the way of the job"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CTachio83984/status/1823140367392293025)  2024-08-12T23:31Z [----] followers, 1.5M engagements


"getting uncharacteristically riled up after a few craft beer at trivia night and making a burner email to tell my boss that hes all sizzle and no steak"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CTachio83984/status/1845953041985688036)  2024-10-14T22:21Z [----] followers, 71.9K engagements


"i know we have a lot of laughs but i am going to kill you"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CTachio83984/status/1856724166386295082)  2024-11-13T15:41Z [----] followers, 774.6K engagements


"Interviewer: it says here on your resume that you are "king of the realm" could you expand upon that a little way me: technically you are my serfs but its not something that would stop me from upholding the firm's core beliefs"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CTachio83984/status/1875212403002208282)  2025-01-03T16:07Z [----] followers, 44.8K engagements


"You have encountered UNWANTED SON Abandon my boy Ask for more information flee Found a file of There Will Be Blood that someone a.i. upscaled to 4k https://t.co/h1DfC3LpBH Found a file of There Will Be Blood that someone a.i. upscaled to 4k https://t.co/h1DfC3LpBH"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CTachio83984/status/1905650393058627759)  2025-03-28T15:57Z [----] followers, 136.8K engagements


"i feel a deep regret for basically every single thing ive ever said"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CTachio83984/status/1912947762091659678)  2025-04-17T19:14Z [----] followers, 69.9K engagements


"I have [--] of my boys following me around at all times in case I need to harmonize"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CTachio83984/status/1916110615161999749)  2025-04-26T12:42Z [----] followers, 376K engagements


"just rewatched michael richards beloved comedy club performance for the first time since i was young"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CTachio83984/status/1924226605179642281)  2025-05-18T22:12Z [----] followers, 52.8K engagements


"the madness has overtaken me but we are still on for tuesday"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CTachio83984/status/1932984711413977106)  2025-06-12T02:14Z [----] followers, 157.6K engagements


"when i invited you over to swim i was not aware of the level of bacteria in my pool and i hope you regain your eyesight"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CTachio83984/status/1935342075605827626)  2025-06-18T14:21Z [----] followers, 183.6K engagements


"my kid is getting in [--] miles before school every day your kid is going to be cleaning my kid's floors My [--] year old waking up at 6am to get a [--] mile run in before going to 5th grade lol I love him sm My [--] year old waking up at 6am to get a [--] mile run in before going to 5th grade lol I love him sm"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CTachio83984/status/1957492089555677260)  2025-08-18T17:17Z [----] followers, 41.2K engagements


"her: you don't care about me you only care about your glittering treasure *im ignoring her and staring at my chest of glittering treasure an expression of intense insanity and greed on my face is illuminated by the glow of the treasure*"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CTachio83984/status/1960466861247565838)  2025-08-26T22:18Z [----] followers, 123.8K engagements


"probably snacktime i had a strong interest in that area from early on What's the first situation you remember actively monitoring What's the first situation you remember actively monitoring"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CTachio83984/status/1967336219806994630)  2025-09-14T21:14Z [----] followers, 68.3K engagements


"most curb episodes follow a classic noir structure as we follow a single character who is in every scene as they navigate their way through the seedy underbelly of los angeles trying to resolve a dispute over money"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CTachio83984/status/1968316176293105887)  2025-09-17T14:08Z [----] followers, 38.8K engagements


"*seeing a guy with wheels on the cross hes bearing * what a dumbass doesnt he know that defeats the purpose *seeing a guy and the cross hes bearing is hovering slightly off the ground with some sort of technology* ok that defeats the purpose too but its really cool"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CTachio83984/status/1970664372423766348)  2025-09-24T01:39Z [----] followers, 43.2K engagements


"i just need [---] thousand dollars to get back on my feet"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CTachio83984/status/1977724088274575522)  2025-10-13T13:12Z [----] followers, 287K engagements


"every picture i see of jack anatoff reenforces my belief that he is not a real person and is a long form fred arminson character succession opening credits https://t.co/v8X9fHA1eS succession opening credits https://t.co/v8X9fHA1eS"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CTachio83984/status/1977762074705956920)  2025-10-13T15:43Z [----] followers, 1M engagements


"not allowed to listen to any songs about voyaging before bedtime because i get too riled up"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CTachio83984/status/1982996926090854751)  2025-10-28T02:24Z [----] followers, 96.3K engagements


"ive noticed certain contradictions in my thought processes"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CTachio83984/status/2019178691775926769)  2026-02-04T22:38Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"the world is ready for a more vital and sensual version of chess"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CTachio83984/status/2021497093999739072)  2026-02-11T08:10Z [----] followers, 113.1K engagements


"90 of those sightings have been by one man.the hunter This is a giant phantom jellyfish that was spotted in Monterey Bay California approximately 3200ft (975m) beneath the surface. This specific type of jellyfish has only had approximately [---] confirmed sightings in [---] years https://t.co/m6QAIoJTwS This is a giant phantom jellyfish that was spotted in Monterey Bay California approximately 3200ft (975m) beneath the surface. This specific type of jellyfish has only had approximately [---] confirmed sightings in [---] years https://t.co/m6QAIoJTwS"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CTachio83984/status/2021505250520190997)  2026-02-11T08:43Z [----] followers, 71.4K engagements


"me: sounds kind of like an alien race from star trek you know The Bygones The Bygones are a noble species and you must let Bygones be Bygones it is foolish to try and change their nature therapist: what is wrong with you is far out of my scope you need to be lobotomized"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CTachio83984/status/2021745465033732141)  2026-02-12T00:37Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"today's news"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CTachio83984/status/2022040160461107688)  2026-02-12T20:08Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"trying to piece together what i was doing when i was blacked out and seeing all these headlines about me "local man rescues elderly couple from drowning" "hero prevents disaster with quick thinking" "citizen lauded for community work". dropping my head into my hands in shame"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CTachio83984/status/2023257322504470705)  2026-02-16T04:45Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"tremendous french guy name Jacques Prvert The Moon https://t.co/enOKbw25g1 Jacques Prvert The Moon https://t.co/enOKbw25g1"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1967806685051027734)  2025-09-16T04:24Z [----] followers, 2.1M engagements


"not even close to as big as i was imagining.extremely disappointed However big you think an ostrich egg is its bigger https://t.co/H0IvWth8JE However big you think an ostrich egg is its bigger https://t.co/H0IvWth8JE"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1970641336630931670)  2025-09-24T00:08Z [----] followers, 48.4K engagements


"my man is absolutely zooted People Magazine Cover October [--] 1976: Captain & Tennille https://t.co/Rxw85b5B3F People Magazine Cover October [--] 1976: Captain & Tennille https://t.co/Rxw85b5B3F"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1979896778641334466)  2025-10-19T13:05Z [----] followers, 421K engagements


"if i went to record store and both the staff and every other customer weren't annoying the shit out of me just based on their appearance i would start getting suspicious about the quality of the store went to a record store and the two people working the cashier were just standing there making out https://t.co/xyRf1ULQA0 went to a record store and the two people working the cashier were just standing there making out https://t.co/xyRf1ULQA0"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1979944718197809611)  2025-10-19T16:16Z [----] followers, 39.9K engagements


"if i remember correctly the Iron Giant's only desire was to kill"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1984880238250066262)  2025-11-02T07:08Z [----] followers, 70.3K engagements


"it is important to understand that the academy is made up of people who used to do coke with jack Nicholson in the 80s and asked him to be on the committee as a favour they aren't actually chosen based on any kind of merit Bleak statement https://t.co/uBJxp7sKI0 Bleak statement https://t.co/uBJxp7sKI0"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CTachio83984/status/2012610861668462961)  2026-01-17T19:39Z [----] followers, 24.6K engagements


""when i realized this was luka's centre" lakers fans paying zero attention to the rest of the nba and getting really excited and smug about their new players then slowly realizing they actually suck like everyone had been telling them is amusing and it repeats over and over again mannn 💔 https://t.co/VXYQYTpEAS mannn 💔 https://t.co/VXYQYTpEAS"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CTachio83984/status/2012933452744609914)  2026-01-18T17:01Z [----] followers, 72.1K engagements


"trying to warn my son about living too cinematically and he turns away from me mid sentence and walks out of the room in slow motion as a flock of doves take flight around him im at my absolute breaking point with the kid"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CTachio83984/status/2013755686723670420)  2026-01-20T23:29Z [----] followers, 347.2K engagements


"if you listen to the song they aren't sorry at all they are being sarcastic and dismissive I'm tired of people misunderstanding this evil LMFAO be like i feel no remorse for party rocking evil LMFAO be like i feel no remorse for party rocking"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CTachio83984/status/2013996039917711439)  2026-01-21T15:24Z [----] followers, 460.2K engagements


"death from cold exposure can occur in under an hour while on a particularly nice day it is possible to live for a hundred years"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CTachio83984/status/2016395280812257602)  2026-01-28T06:17Z [----] followers, 103.3K engagements


"the underlying theme among these people is that they are all autistic right like they can't recognize the general social conditions around people's negative view of AI all they can seem to understand is "this thing makes moving images which is also what movies are therefore" Hollywood is cooked. This whole video is made with ai one guy with a laptop just replaced a $200M production" https://t.co/ame4EyvbFh Hollywood is cooked. This whole video is made with ai one guy with a laptop just replaced a $200M production" https://t.co/ame4EyvbFh"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CTachio83984/status/2016437858710466913)  2026-01-28T09:07Z [----] followers, 242.4K engagements


"selina's dad died this way in a VEEP and i think its probably a reference to this but i also think this might be something that happens constantly to old rich guys so who knows Nelson Rockefeller died having sex with his secretary [--] yrs ago. https://t.co/DyiwY96eW7 Nelson Rockefeller died having sex with his secretary [--] yrs ago. https://t.co/DyiwY96eW7"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CTachio83984/status/2016444330232144293)  2026-01-28T09:32Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"wow my post that comments on both autistic people and AI technology is starting to break out of my mufo group surely this is going to lead to a day of pleasant and sensible and not insanely irritating replies"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CTachio83984/status/2016489451065643501)  2026-01-28T12:32Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"getting pissed off at garfield's antics so i go for a walk to come myself down but end up yelling at a little ginger kid i see cause he reminds me of the cat"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CTachio83984/status/2016492136833700180)  2026-01-28T12:42Z [----] followers, 18.3K engagements


"lots of people talking about the future of elvis impersonators im more interested in their dark past"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CTachio83984/status/2016511104478769290)  2026-01-28T13:58Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"uncommon misconception: the colours of traffic lights change colour to mirror that of your car"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CTachio83984/status/2016517800110501918)  2026-01-28T14:24Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"the raptors are a disgrace smdh"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CTachio83984/status/2016699948130025795)  2026-01-29T02:28Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Trembling Dying Richard Attenborough Jurassic Park voice: Real life Peter Griffin my greatest triumph my greatest regret.you must not return to the island"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CTachio83984/status/2016725963627708728)  2026-01-29T04:11Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"i like to keep my oven on at [---] throughout the entire day just in case i need to cook something suddenly"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CTachio83984/status/2016893217166266801)  2026-01-29T15:16Z [----] followers, 136K engagements


"i think a hard and fast business lesson from me would be don't take business advice from somebody that thinks a dramatic fiction tv show is a good place to learn about business lessons Mad Men Business Lessons (Part II): Paul Kinsey's ceiling. Kinsey was obviously very well educated. He went to an Ivy (I think Princeton) and was quite articulate. The problem His Ivy degree didn't mean anything after a few years. While it may have gotten his foot in the https://t.co/muYhcY0GXp Mad Men Business Lessons (Part II): Paul Kinsey's ceiling. Kinsey was obviously very well educated. He went to an Ivy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CTachio83984/status/2018871479153439056)  2026-02-04T02:17Z [----] followers, 76.2K engagements


"movies are all about the stories we tell and looking monsters right in the eye and saying "IM NOT AFRAID OF YOU""  
[X Link](https://x.com/CTachio83984/status/2018901134942032205)  2026-02-04T04:15Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@EpicMasterChief i guess people who run specialized "realtor schools" or whatever promising to get them all high earning careers seems like it may be a similar scam to video game design schools a few years back"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CTachio83984/status/2019224168521474207)  2026-02-05T01:38Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"*life is a highway melody* life is a nightmare I'm just a kid and I know that its not fair"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CTachio83984/status/2019579425789186225)  2026-02-06T01:10Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"KCP is one of those guys that has just been an indistinctly old vet for his entire time in the league if you told me when he was actually drafted i would be like no thats way too long ago but if you told me a date like three years later i would say nah hes way older than that https://t.co/Sh4KgQspU0 https://t.co/Sh4KgQspU0"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CTachio83984/status/2019686914115391800)  2026-02-06T08:17Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"you're over [--] and at the club you should be at home wearing half moon spectacles building a wooden ship in a bottle"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1810828245069123725)  2024-07-10T00:07Z [----] followers, 54.1K engagements


"its so cruel how the writers always make porky pig try to say words like indubitably"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1816132161461801233)  2024-07-24T15:23Z [----] followers, 54.7K engagements


"roommate: im having friends over tonight me: alright cool roommate: three of europes worst criminals"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1825330719121444894)  2024-08-19T00:35Z [----] followers, 40.9K engagements


"god keeps throwing shorter and shorter women at him but hes relentless he simply will not be taller than anyone Sabrina Carpenter & Paul Simon open SNL [--] show. https://t.co/k14LsqBXdu Sabrina Carpenter & Paul Simon open SNL [--] show. https://t.co/k14LsqBXdu"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1891297569092878352)  2025-02-17T01:24Z [----] followers, 5.5M engagements


"ive just been drinking vodka cause it tastes awesome but it turns out it has a secret psychoactive ingredient"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1904268215657570331)  2025-03-24T20:24Z [----] followers, 108.9K engagements


"@dklmarxist if you run over the arrows you get a speed boost"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1905229331007230133)  2025-03-27T12:04Z [----] followers, 35.1K engagements


"the savannah bananas controversy is baseball fans coming to terms with the fact that the sport is kind of boring and its better suited as a picnic/dinner theatre event"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1929908666896986318)  2025-06-03T14:30Z [----] followers, 39.2K engagements


"im not a very good poker player cause my eyes turn into big dollar signs when i see that i have a good hand"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CTachio83984/status/1823789736022171900)  2024-08-14T18:32Z [----] followers, 135.8K engagements


"coworker: if I could just push back on that idea a little bit me: absolutely not me and you got a problem from now on"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CTachio83984/status/1832587662084931657)  2024-09-08T01:12Z [----] followers, 80.7K engagements


"When I die I want funeral to be mostly a powerpoint scroll of my tweets with Sail by AWOL playing"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CTachio83984/status/1845548805162242391)  2024-10-13T19:34Z [----] followers, 211.8K engagements


"this fire react is still warm hes close"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CTachio83984/status/1845993328094904544)  2024-10-15T01:01Z [----] followers, 73.6K engagements


"devil on my shoulder: you gotta go to the store and get milk angel on my shoulder: you need that milk"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CTachio83984/status/1846754772612759568)  2024-10-17T03:27Z [----] followers, 69.2K engagements


"*guy that just got fired from the fire department goes to slide down the pole to leave* fire chief: you take the stairs now"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CTachio83984/status/1848920318867337278)  2024-10-23T02:52Z [----] followers, 55.9K engagements


"the doctor thinks he euthanized me but when he comes back into the room im playing on my switch underneath the blanket"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CTachio83984/status/1852818569471709225)  2024-11-02T21:02Z [----] followers, 160.7K engagements


"I lured this guy into the hall of mirrors in a deadly game of cat and mouse but once i got in there i was just as confused as he was he actually found his way out and i was still lost in there afterwords for a few hours"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CTachio83984/status/1852910316125909234)  2024-11-03T03:06Z [----] followers, 29.6K engagements


"good to see you bro grab some beer from the cooler *you open up the cooler and its full of unconfined beer sloshing around and theres a ladle floating in it *"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CTachio83984/status/1856844364678344939)  2024-11-13T23:39Z [----] followers, 121.4K engagements


"seeing something im not liking as an intimacy coordinator and throwing off my headseat and breaking my clipboard in frustration"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CTachio83984/status/1870164635221147804)  2024-12-20T17:49Z [----] followers, 77.3K engagements


"*calling up my plastic surgeon* Dr Mendoza whats good playboy i need new eyes i need cruel new eyes"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CTachio83984/status/1890764405949796710)  2025-02-15T14:05Z [----] followers, 42.8K engagements


"guy collapses in the public and i rush over to him "are you ok are you having a heart attack from smoking do you have any smokes im going to look in your pockets ok"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CTachio83984/status/1902750898536821081)  2025-03-20T15:55Z [----] followers, 249.9K engagements


"bob dylan reflects on his anti-war music of the past ; "i was wrong I was wrong and I wish i could have gone to war myself""  
[X Link](https://x.com/CTachio83984/status/1903923357516472760)  2025-03-23T21:34Z [----] followers, 164.6K engagements


"i need this but [--] pounds heavier i need someone who looks exactly like this but is slightly fatter addison rae at coachella https://t.co/WJ7MvUNrwM addison rae at coachella https://t.co/WJ7MvUNrwM"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CTachio83984/status/1912572826806001995)  2025-04-16T18:24Z [----] followers, 486.2K engagements


"she would be an amazing point of attack defender Is it me (probably) or do her hands look freakishly large https://t.co/jG2R0EfzMj Is it me (probably) or do her hands look freakishly large https://t.co/jG2R0EfzMj"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CTachio83984/status/1918181048527016300)  2025-05-02T05:49Z [----] followers, 232.9K engagements


"what a beautiful path you have chosen for your life I am collecting rare Sam Hydes. https://t.co/8D0u0jN8ve I am collecting rare Sam Hydes. https://t.co/8D0u0jN8ve"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CTachio83984/status/1920571333081018704)  2025-05-08T20:07Z [----] followers, 276.3K engagements


"as a boy you think leon is the funniest but when you become a man you realize its funkhouser"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CTachio83984/status/1924917462392246493)  2025-05-20T19:57Z [----] followers, 115.8K engagements


"*calling up the pizza place* i imagined the perfect pie the onus now lies on you to interpret that and deliver it to me"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CTachio83984/status/1929907602357465302)  2025-06-03T14:26Z [----] followers, 43.4K engagements


"thats the homie Signifiant Simon everything he does matters"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CTachio83984/status/1931368722641428643)  2025-06-07T15:12Z [----] followers, 42.2K engagements


"The names bond names bond"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CTachio83984/status/1934712000300343759)  2025-06-16T20:37Z [----] followers, 510.3K engagements


"when i see someone make a tweet formatted with the 4chan arrows instead of connected sentences it makes me think of how Ricky from TPB learned to read from microwavable dinner packages and can only parse things if they are presented in a numbered list"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CTachio83984/status/1935346924908945883)  2025-06-18T14:40Z [----] followers, 57.1K engagements


"cop 1: body was mangled beyond recognition we'll have to wait for dental records cop 2: watch is still ticking though cop 1: i noticed that too thats great craftsmanship in my view its always worth paying a bit extra for quality cop 2: couldn;'t agree more"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CTachio83984/status/1937280202532323590)  2025-06-23T22:42Z [----] followers, 42.2K engagements


"its time to die.go get my little black dress The last known photo taken of Apple Inventor Steve Jobs just days before he lost his battle with pancreatic cancer https://t.co/JDPSvMtOUf The last known photo taken of Apple Inventor Steve Jobs just days before he lost his battle with pancreatic cancer https://t.co/JDPSvMtOUf"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CTachio83984/status/1941957309472579642)  2025-07-06T20:27Z [----] followers, 686.1K engagements


"loling imagining that weird al released a parody song of santa got run over by a reindeer called jeremy got run over by a snowplow about the jeremy renner incident and he faced huge backlash for it and it took him years to get his career back on track"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CTachio83984/status/1952503574111432727)  2025-08-04T22:55Z [----] followers, 56.6K engagements


"please just skim through this to see the direction the AI music takes "Mandelbrots Quest" a new song and video I produced about Benot Mandelbrot the Jewish Holocaust survivor who discovered fractal geometry after hiding under assumed identities in France. Was mastering chaos's patterns his coping mechanism App Used: https://t.co/4992CtHTXj. https://t.co/6vQiYXQHzk "Mandelbrots Quest" a new song and video I produced about Benot Mandelbrot the Jewish Holocaust survivor who discovered fractal geometry after hiding under assumed identities in France. Was mastering chaos's patterns his coping"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CTachio83984/status/1953518505665421407)  2025-08-07T18:08Z [----] followers, 157.6K engagements


"i dont like my tone"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CTachio83984/status/1970653786189508857)  2025-09-24T00:57Z [----] followers, 91.7K engagements


"its actually quite useful if you are an aspiring ska musician like me trying to promote his music There's a "rude" tag on bluesky holy shit man There's a "rude" tag on bluesky holy shit man"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CTachio83984/status/1970702118697787685)  2025-09-24T04:09Z [----] followers, 57.5K engagements


"its actually extremely easy to find unemployed women who drink constantly the world would be a much better place if women just did this all day instead of working https://t.co/OM9n1jKRBb the world would be a much better place if women just did this all day instead of working https://t.co/OM9n1jKRBb"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CTachio83984/status/1984301300712870085)  2025-10-31T16:47Z [----] followers, 3.9M engagements

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