# ![@BobGolen Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:26/cr:twitter::891251263.png) @BobGolen Bob Golen

Bob Golen posts on X about in the, just a, how to, at least the most. They currently have [------] followers and [---] posts still getting attention that total [-------] engagements in the last [--] hours.

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### Social Influence

**Social category influence**
[automotive brands](/list/automotive-brands)  2.22% [celebrities](/list/celebrities)  1.48% [countries](/list/countries)  1.48% [finance](/list/finance)  1.48% [travel destinations](/list/travel-destinations)  0.74% [stocks](/list/stocks)  0.74% [social networks](/list/social-networks)  0.74% [technology brands](/list/technology-brands)  0.74%

**Social topic influence**
[in the](/topic/in-the) #1259, [just a](/topic/just-a) 2.22%, [how to](/topic/how-to) 1.48%, [at least](/topic/at-least) 1.48%, [belt](/topic/belt) 1.48%, [night](/topic/night) 1.48%, [all the](/topic/all-the) #2678, [drink](/topic/drink) #118, [luck](/topic/luck) 0.74%, [salt](/topic/salt) 0.74%

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### Top Social Posts
Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours

"Just my luck my [---] million year old salt has expired"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2016688289571340656)  2026-01-29T01:42Z 51.2K followers, 5.8M engagements


"The guy who spelled pneumonia pknew pnothing"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2013587383447355571)  2026-01-20T12:20Z 50.9K followers, 1.2M engagements


"Todays yoga pose is the Downward Spiral"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2016848952394383393)  2026-01-29T12:20Z 50.9K followers, 36.8K engagements


"If I were you I'd use Old Spice under one arm and Degree under the other. Anyway that's my two scents"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2017417591531200913)  2026-01-31T02:00Z 51K followers, 11.8K engagements


"The person who came up with "A penny your thoughts" sure knew how to coin a phrase"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2018143508868063445)  2026-02-02T02:04Z 50.6K followers, 64.4K engagements


"I wish my inferiority complex was as good as everybody else's"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2018663555357405283)  2026-02-03T12:31Z 50.8K followers, [----] engagements


"Takes me ten minutes to walk to the neighborhood bar. Takes me half an hour to walk home. The difference is staggering"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2019098561997336802)  2026-02-04T17:19Z 50.9K followers, 152.5K engagements


"A boxing match between Jesus Christ and Mike Tyson is a faith off"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2019099958717436014)  2026-02-04T17:25Z 51K followers, [----] engagements


"The ancient Greek tailor takes the pants and holds them up. He turns to the owner and asks Euripides Yes the man responds Eumenides""  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2019228430513107049)  2026-02-05T01:55Z 51K followers, [----] engagements


"If you're a jerk to begin with putting on a badge and a gun does not make you a good person worthy of respect"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2019392375978611032)  2026-02-05T12:47Z 51K followers, [----] engagements


"Oddly french fries aren't cooked in France. They're cooked in Greece"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2019600763132211669)  2026-02-06T02:35Z 50.9K followers, 13K engagements


"Our local donut shop is called Hole Foods"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2019752332972466629)  2026-02-06T12:37Z 50.7K followers, [----] engagements


"I don't care if your menu options have changed. I'm pushing zero till I get a real human being"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2019753626026094675)  2026-02-06T12:42Z 50.8K followers, 11.3K engagements


"I'm so poor the credit card offers I get in the mail all come pre-declined"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2019758409097105674)  2026-02-06T13:01Z 51K followers, [----] engagements


"I sing when I'm in my car. When it's in reverse I'm a backup singer"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2019759811223572498)  2026-02-06T13:07Z 50.9K followers, [----] engagements


"Nissan Ohio Special"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2019966341927825566)  2026-02-07T02:47Z 50.7K followers, [----] engagements


"I'm pretty woke but pansexuals should be shamed for abusing kitchen utensils"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2020158560361959894)  2026-02-07T15:31Z 50.8K followers, [----] engagements


"Beautiful clear skies sunshine this morning. [--] F . could be worse. Lost power yesterday but the guys are Ohio Edison got it up and running pretty quick"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2020159025808019484)  2026-02-07T15:33Z 50.8K followers, [----] engagements


"Valentine's Day is coming"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2020162858860872058)  2026-02-07T15:48Z 50.9K followers, [----] engagements


"White's move. Mate in two"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2020219167568195950)  2026-02-07T19:32Z 50.8K followers, [----] engagements


"Into the woods. Good night"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2020355807997481065)  2026-02-08T04:35Z 50.8K followers, [----] engagements


"In a parallel universe we all have trouble parking"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2020588162096185480)  2026-02-08T19:58Z 50.8K followers, [----] engagements


"I t h i n k Ive h a d a l i t t l e too m u c h to d r i n k at the S p a c e B a r"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2020588429973897566)  2026-02-08T19:59Z 50.9K followers, [----] engagements


"I liked Bad Bunny's show. I didn't understand a word but the vibe was joyous family oriented positive happy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2020707743229968838)  2026-02-09T03:54Z 50.9K followers, [----] engagements


"Snow White staring out the window looking at the mail box waiting for her photos: "Someday my prints will come.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2020908034126430278)  2026-02-09T17:09Z 50.9K followers, [----] engagements


"Highland Calf"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2020968655262240774)  2026-02-09T21:10Z 50.9K followers, [----] engagements


"Can you believe the Super Bowl was just a couple of days ago Seems like forever"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2021196150825681334)  2026-02-10T12:14Z 50.9K followers, [----] engagements


"Of course I talk to myself. I don't want to bother others"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2021207375294742798)  2026-02-10T12:59Z 50.9K followers, [----] engagements


"When people ask if I have any friends I include you guys. That's OK right"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2021421089113739516)  2026-02-11T03:08Z 50.9K followers, [----] engagements


"The Gordie Howe Bridge fiasco. trump is such a God damn jerk. Will this ever be over Lord"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2021582308201951354)  2026-02-11T13:49Z 51K followers, [----] engagements


"Even if it was free I don't want brand spanking new. I want old familiar outdated worn comfy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2021599819337183413)  2026-02-11T14:58Z 51K followers, [----] engagements


"At least he has a safety belt"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2021602213953507485)  2026-02-11T15:08Z 51K followers, [---] engagements


"In my dreams I'm sleeping"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2021776529303453965)  2026-02-12T02:41Z 51K followers, [----] engagements


"My outer self my inner self"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2021780574935892007)  2026-02-12T02:57Z 51K followers, [---] engagements


"If you're not at sea you're incontinent"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2021781251510640906)  2026-02-12T02:59Z 51K followers, [----] engagements


"Everything is real yet everything is an illusion"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2021782638365712488)  2026-02-12T03:05Z 51K followers, [----] engagements


"I've been living for awhile now with a long illness. It's called aging"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2021926007843041299)  2026-02-12T12:35Z 51K followers, [----] engagements


"Some find my tweets gauche but I'm just a country boy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2021945684933689383)  2026-02-12T13:53Z 51K followers, [----] engagements


""Should I be concerned that my pee has a pinkish tint" "Urine trouble.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2022128423699882345)  2026-02-13T01:59Z 51K followers, [----] engagements


"No I wasn't making snow angels. I fell and I was trying to get back up"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2022135090470678841)  2026-02-13T02:25Z 51K followers, [----] engagements


"Down in Columbia girl scouts sell Esco bars"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2022145519066525707)  2026-02-13T03:07Z 51K followers, [----] engagements


"Brooklyn New York"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2022146243083087906)  2026-02-13T03:10Z 51K followers, [----] engagements


"I know I should eat healthy but have you tasted that stuff"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2022150018074132751)  2026-02-13T03:25Z 51K followers, [----] engagements


"Scotland . Good night"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2022154329193660564)  2026-02-13T03:42Z 51K followers, [---] engagements


"@Hohenlohe65 But they promised it's going to warm up"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2022282485095096720)  2026-02-13T12:11Z 51K followers, [--] engagements


"How to cook crack and clean a crab. Step 1: Use commas"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2014897502068060631)  2026-01-24T03:06Z 51.1K followers, 245.1K engagements


"An expired passport is a pastport"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2018165269483377021)  2026-02-02T03:31Z 51.1K followers, 40.4K engagements


"My first "adult" job. Wielder at "The Jeep" in Toledo. (But it wasn't in the 1940's. It was in the 1960's) And it was Kaiser Jeep when I worked there"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2019979568380313685)  2026-02-07T03:40Z 51K followers, [---] engagements


"Carrots Corn"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2021411990451912939)  2026-02-11T02:32Z 51K followers, 26.7K engagements


"It's [--] F this morning. The news keeps promising it's going to warm up. But it's [--]. I'm losing faith that this cold spell will ever end"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2022280143259971885)  2026-02-13T12:02Z 51K followers, [----] engagements


"Happy Friday the 13th to those who celebrate"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2022293877470753004)  2026-02-13T12:56Z 51.1K followers, [----] engagements


"This requirement that I have to carry "my papers" with me I need an ID to do this to do that. How the fuck did this happen. God I miss the 50s and 60s"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2022305232701530573)  2026-02-13T13:41Z 51K followers, [----] engagements


"@bullypulpiteer Tom Cruise Sean Penn and Timothy Hutton on the set of Taps"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2022506843709259777)  2026-02-14T03:03Z 51.1K followers, [--] engagements


"@HuxleyDick 🏆"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2022508500304216086)  2026-02-14T03:09Z 51.1K followers, [---] engagements


"@Kerris224 Happy Valentines Day Kerri"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2022862653039788136)  2026-02-15T02:36Z 51.1K followers, [--] engagements


"When the moon hits your eye like it's 5:45 that's November"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1722235341984379218)  2023-11-08T12:51Z 51.1K followers, 445K engagements


"This morning I beat my personal record of consecutive days alive"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1822970638761366002)  2024-08-12T12:17Z 51.1K followers, 105.3K engagements


"I sometimes use the wrong word but at least I have the humidity to admit it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1894779965427609655)  2025-02-26T16:02Z 51.1K followers, 122.9K engagements


"The end of the world will begin in Athens where they will usher in the Acropolis"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2019232396453765294)  2026-02-05T02:11Z 51.1K followers, [----] engagements


"RIP [----] (2025 - 2025)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2006398313285681458)  2025-12-31T16:13Z 51.1K followers, 3.2M engagements


"I wish everything was as easy as getting fat"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2013080355679404055)  2026-01-19T02:45Z 51.1K followers, 904.2K engagements


"A wise man once said nothing"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2018045611526832384)  2026-02-01T19:35Z 51.1K followers, 163.4K engagements


"Just read a book about a detective who solves crimes purely by chance. Sheerluck Holmes"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2018045858151834013)  2026-02-01T19:36Z 51.1K followers, 401.9K engagements


"The King sleeps on a king mattress. The Queen sleeps on a queen mattress. The Prince sleeps on an heir mattress"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2021771594679685489)  2026-02-12T02:21Z 51.1K followers, [----] engagements


"I've lost control. There is no escape. I can't function anymore. I don't see any end. Probably time to buy a new keyboard"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2021778083448336751)  2026-02-12T02:47Z 51.2K followers, [----] engagements


"Had to wait my turn at the Social Security office yesterday. Had to wait over an hour but I'm good at sitting nowadays. I'm an olympic class sit and waiter"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2022278389923459368)  2026-02-13T11:55Z 51.1K followers, [----] engagements


"You are too old to ride that skateboard" Oh yeah Hold my ensure.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2022707083364250010)  2026-02-14T16:18Z 51.1K followers, [----] engagements


"Sometimes I sit back wonder what happened to folks who have asked me for directions"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/1783097895253659932)  2024-04-24T11:37Z 51.2K followers, 201.2K engagements


"Not a single person asked me if I could run fast in my new sneakers. Being adult is stupid"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/1830415387298521511)  2024-09-02T01:20Z 51.2K followers, 7.6M engagements


"Sir we've found the rebel bass"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/1850002977731248494)  2024-10-26T02:34Z 51.2K followers, 5.8M engagements


"Grape soda doesn't taste much like grapes but it sure tastes like purple"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/1873712282292965884)  2024-12-30T12:46Z 51.2K followers, 78.2K engagements


"All dogs are therapy dogs. The majority are just freelancing"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/1888667714568294628)  2025-02-09T19:14Z 51.2K followers, 123.6K engagements


"Just rolled a joint. It was my ankle"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/1995483799589617753)  2025-12-01T13:23Z 51.2K followers, 3.8M engagements


"And to think I survived a global pandemic for this"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2001996747321868459)  2025-12-19T12:43Z 51.1K followers, 619K engagements


"My grief counsellor died. He was so good I dont even care"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2020906976411021317)  2026-02-09T17:05Z 51.2K followers, 861.4K engagements


"Curling seems like the kind of game Mr. Miyagi wouldve made up to trick Daniel into cleaning his floors"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2021930106906656947)  2026-02-12T12:51Z 51.2K followers, 63.2K engagements


"Of all the essential oils WD40 is the essentialist"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2022283470077067449)  2026-02-13T12:15Z 51.2K followers, 122K engagements


"Happy Valentine's Day"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2022698080647180732)  2026-02-14T15:42Z 51.2K followers, [---] engagements


"An Englishman is hiking in Scotland and he pauses to drink from a stream. A passing shepherd calls out "Dinnae drink frae that it's all fulla coo piss an shite" The Englishman says to him in a cut-glass accent "Would you very much mind repeating that in the Queen's English""  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2022867212701245613)  2026-02-15T02:55Z 51.2K followers, 1.7M engagements


""The best things in life are free." - Kleptomaniac"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2023149489809473573)  2026-02-15T21:36Z 51.2K followers, [----] engagements


"Ash Cave Hocking Hills Ohio"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2023203631109964003)  2026-02-16T01:11Z 51.2K followers, [----] engagements


"I saw two teenagers kissing in the park. Reminded me of my teenage years when I used to see other teenagers kissing in the park"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2023231648939053150)  2026-02-16T03:03Z 51.2K followers, 344.2K engagements


"I ask to have my pizza cut into only four slices because I don't think I could eat eight"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2023241243438768511)  2026-02-16T03:41Z 51.2K followers, [----] engagements


"National Diarrhea Week starts today. Runs through Saturday"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2023243575429869904)  2026-02-16T03:50Z 51.2K followers, [----] engagements


"President's Day Here's how I rank the Presidents in my lifetime (Best to worst): Eisenhower Johnson Truman Kennedy H W Bush (41) Obama Reagan Nixon Biden Carter Clinton Ford W Bush (43) trump"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2023412580505833805)  2026-02-16T15:02Z 51.2K followers, [----] engagements


"People don't think grass be wet in the morning but it dew"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2013793260053975209)  2026-01-21T01:58Z 51.2K followers, 714.6K engagements


"Greenland deploying their weather on us was an unexpected first strike"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2015098657855389702)  2026-01-24T16:25Z 51.2K followers, 3.8M engagements


"When I was a kid I never expected the future to be this awful"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2019404128066367500)  2026-02-05T13:33Z 51.2K followers, 816.1K engagements


"Ive only got two maybe three good Motown puns left in me. Four Tops"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2020159428587090174)  2026-02-07T15:35Z 51.2K followers, 438.7K engagements


"Toilet Paper Roll Patent. The inventor meant for the paper to roll over the top"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2020702303280578600)  2026-02-09T03:32Z 51.2K followers, 44.5K engagements


"People often try to correct my grammar but I couldn't care fewer"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2021556615053291545)  2026-02-11T12:07Z 51.2K followers, 18.9K engagements


"David Crosby's first band"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2021770502600114293)  2026-02-12T02:17Z 51.2K followers, 132.8K engagements


"Judas asks Jesus "You are coming to the last supper tonight right" Jesus replies "The what" Judas stammers "The supper. I mean are you coming to the supper tonight.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2022490336870981634)  2026-02-14T01:57Z 51.2K followers, 86.4K engagements


"I can't quit drinking for good I haven't ever been drinking for good"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2022853045223145612)  2026-02-15T01:58Z 51.2K followers, [----] engagements


"What size coke does trump order Supreme liter"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2022870351651147943)  2026-02-15T03:07Z 51.2K followers, [----] engagements


"We'll be alright Jack. The DOW is at 50000"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2022870943903645880)  2026-02-15T03:09Z 51.2K followers, [----] engagements


"Sandi says I get mean when I drink Scotch whisky. So now I drink Canadian whisky. I am still mean but I am sorry about it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2022880589016166638)  2026-02-15T03:48Z 51.2K followers, 12.2K engagements


"If you don't belt out Sister Christian while driving are you really motoring"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2023112733659369725)  2026-02-15T19:10Z 51.2K followers, [----] engagements


"With all the instability I'm thinking of moving my Kohl's cash to an offshore account"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2023116683427164488)  2026-02-15T19:26Z 51.2K followers, [----] engagements


"Do people who say 'fight fire with fire' know about water"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2023149171990216853)  2026-02-15T21:35Z 51.2K followers, [----] engagements


"Why do I tweet old jokes Because laughing is one of the best things in life. I can't do much for humanity but I can tweet old jokes"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2023203292667683069)  2026-02-16T01:10Z 51.2K followers, [----] engagements


""Doctor a wolf bit me" "Where" "No it was just a normal wolf.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2023230025688867044)  2026-02-16T02:56Z 51.2K followers, 42.2K engagements


"I can't explain why but I always liked Robert Duvall"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BobGolen/status/2023477428270874952)  2026-02-16T19:19Z 51.2K followers, [----] engagements

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