[GUEST ACCESS MODE: Data is scrambled or limited to provide examples. Make requests using your API key to unlock full data. Check https://lunarcrush.ai/auth for authentication information.] #  @BitPaine Bit Paine ⚡️ Some individuals are discussing the current state of Bitcoin and its market trends, with some expressing confidence in its long-term growth and others criticizing those who sell their Bitcoin to invest in other assets. A few commenters are also mocking the financial decisions and economic understanding of others, particularly those from Europe. The conversation also touches on the topics of hodling, investing strategies, and market volatility. ### Engagements: XXXXXX [#](/creator/twitter::1441450123263832071/interactions)  - X Week XXXXXXX +132% - X Month XXXXXXXXX -XX% - X Months XXXXXXXXXX -XX% - X Year XXXXXXXXXX -XX% ### Mentions: XX [#](/creator/twitter::1441450123263832071/posts_active)  - X Week XX +9.60% - X Month XXX -XX% - X Months XXXXX -XX% - X Year XXXXX -XXXX% ### Followers: XXXXXX [#](/creator/twitter::1441450123263832071/followers)  - X Week XXXXXX +0.34% - X Month XXXXXX +0.53% - X Months XXXXXX +12% - X Year XXXXXX +50% ### CreatorRank: XXXXXXX [#](/creator/twitter::1441450123263832071/influencer_rank)  ### Social Influence [#](/creator/twitter::1441450123263832071/influence) --- **Social category influence** [cryptocurrencies](/list/cryptocurrencies) #676 [stocks](/list/stocks) XXXX% [finance](/list/finance) #5475 [countries](/list/countries) XXXX% [fashion brands](/list/fashion-brands) XXXX% **Social topic influence** [$mstr](/topic/$mstr) #14, [bitcoin](/topic/bitcoin) #467, [ethereum](/topic/ethereum) #318, [cash flow](/topic/cash-flow) #211, [acquisition](/topic/acquisition) #1139, [mstr](/topic/mstr) #63, [ponzi](/topic/ponzi) #10, [$btc](/topic/$btc) #1023, [dip](/topic/dip) 0.13%, [costco](/topic/costco) XXXX% **Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by** [@saylor](/creator/undefined) [@joshmandell6](/creator/undefined) [@grok](/creator/undefined) [@lawrencelepard](/creator/undefined) [@strategy](/creator/undefined) [@dzambhalahodl](/creator/undefined) [@bobloukas](/creator/undefined) [@udiwertheimer](/creator/undefined) [@ryancohen](/creator/undefined) [@pledditor](/creator/undefined) [@burnthefed](/creator/undefined) [@niccarter](/creator/undefined) [@btcbreadman](/creator/undefined) [@thebtctherapist](/creator/undefined) [@kliberaali](/creator/undefined) [@finnejay](/creator/undefined) [@dylanleclair](/creator/undefined) [@zerosandohs](/creator/undefined) [@hodlwithledn](/creator/undefined) [@lpcapitalchi](/creator/undefined) **Top assets mentioned** [Strategy (MSTR)](/topic/$mstr) [Bitcoin (BTC)](/topic/bitcoin) [Ethereum (ETH)](/topic/ethereum) [Costco Wholesale Corporation (COST)](/topic/costco) [Silvergate Capital Corporation (SI)](/topic/silvergate) [Metaplanet Inc. (MTPLF)](/topic/$mtplf) ### Top Social Posts [#](/creator/twitter::1441450123263832071/posts) --- Top posts by engagements in the last XX hours "How to think about $MSTR: 🧵 A simple mental model helps to strip away the complexity: Consider a simple leveraged bitcoin acquisition model such as @hodlwithLedn B2X loans. Suppose I have $100000 / year free cash flow and over the past five years I managed to acquire X BTC. I took out a B2X loan at BTC = $100000 borrowing $300000 at XX% APR and pledged a total of X BTC as collateral against that loan. How do I buy more bitcoin Well Im stuck for the moment. My $100000 / year less the $30000 in yearly interest allows me to stack XXXX BTC / year (at BTC = $120000) constituting a XXX% BTC yield." [X Link](https://x.com/BitPaine/status/1976318303321849921) [@BitPaine](/creator/x/BitPaine) 2025-10-09T16:06Z 50.4K followers, 44.3K engagements "Low IQ momentum-brained chart-masturbators like @BobLoukas are psy-ops meant to keep you poor by convincing you to buy the top and sell the bottom. A reminder that this literal cretin sold the literal pico bottom of the April dip" [X Link](https://x.com/BitPaine/status/1978448114345181662) [@BitPaine](/creator/x/BitPaine) 2025-10-15T13:09Z 50.3K followers, 5126 engagements "wall st. bros be like but bitcoin treasury companies arent profitable my brother in Christ people who bought bitcoin in 2011 to buy drugs on Silk Road didnt have cash flow either and now they are billionaires. eventually all companies will be btc treasury companies and being early to bitcoin mogs cash flow - you get the cash flow later when you buy the companies with cash flow who didnt buy bitcoin when you did. few" [X Link](https://x.com/BitPaine/status/1967950812547785054) [@BitPaine](/creator/x/BitPaine) 2025-09-16T13:56Z 50.4K followers, 37K engagements "Costco is trading at a 60x earnings multiple and you think $MSTR which has an insurmountable treasury of the future reserve currency of earth - and hence a monopoly on its securitization - belongs at XXX mNAV. You sir are fuckin retarded" [X Link](https://x.com/BitPaine/status/1969477544601927945) [@BitPaine](/creator/x/BitPaine) 2025-09-20T19:03Z 50.3K followers, 46.4K engagements "that young man I forgive him. 😭" [X Link](https://x.com/BitPaine/status/1969889048673296576) [@BitPaine](/creator/x/BitPaine) 2025-09-21T22:18Z 50.3K followers, 17.6K engagements "Thats not a knife. Thats a knife" [X Link](https://x.com/BitPaine/status/1970501725112185062) [@BitPaine](/creator/x/BitPaine) 2025-09-23T14:53Z 50.4K followers, 7774 engagements "NB: this is why I both agree and disagree with @JoshMandell6 on his ATM critique. I agree that from the perspective of a trader trying to time markets buying $MSTR at a high mNAV doesnt make sense and that this tends to correlate with maximum use of the ATM. But where I disagree is that this is a causal relationship: I do not think that ATM is the major cause of mNAV compression or that it is hurting shareholders. It is certainly *some* downward pressure in the short term but it raises the long-term price floor. I think it would hurt shareholders NOT to have maxxed out the ATM because the" [X Link](https://x.com/BitPaine/status/1976323102276784233) [@BitPaine](/creator/x/BitPaine) 2025-10-09T16:25Z 50.3K followers, 3595 engagements "we all are unfortunately" [X Link](https://x.com/BitPaine/status/1978200545564176471) [@BitPaine](/creator/x/BitPaine) 2025-10-14T20:45Z 50.3K followers, 13.1K engagements "if you think you can time the next time this happens all I have to say to you is this:" [X Link](https://x.com/BitPaine/status/1978445388135694845) [@BitPaine](/creator/x/BitPaine) 2025-10-15T12:58Z 50.3K followers, 25.3K engagements "holy 2021 deja vu can we get Cathy Wood to moderate" [X Link](https://x.com/BitPaine/status/1978661382037078430) [@BitPaine](/creator/x/BitPaine) 2025-10-16T03:16Z 50.3K followers, 8977 engagements "PSA: On that day you will be able to buy a tiny fraction of the BTC you currently can afford" [X Link](https://x.com/BitPaine/status/1978891984585789476) [@BitPaine](/creator/x/BitPaine) 2025-10-16T18:33Z 50.3K followers, 7873 engagements "@Scublius Skill issue son. To are a slave to sentiment. You get bearish when you should be buying" [X Link](https://x.com/BitPaine/status/1979211857413181781) [@BitPaine](/creator/x/BitPaine) 2025-10-17T15:44Z 50.3K followers, XX engagements "@Broman0007 @saylor @Strategy" [X Link](https://x.com/BitPaine/status/1978886648801955939) [@BitPaine](/creator/x/BitPaine) 2025-10-16T18:11Z 50.4K followers, 6939 engagements "I refuse to buy low. Instead I will buy high. - average $MSTR commentary" [X Link](https://x.com/BitPaine/status/1978907144247181542) [@BitPaine](/creator/x/BitPaine) 2025-10-16T19:33Z 50.4K followers, 18.2K engagements "@Scublius @nztester Lmfao sure sure" [X Link](https://x.com/BitPaine/status/1978927094605189305) [@BitPaine](/creator/x/BitPaine) 2025-10-16T20:52Z 50.4K followers, XX engagements "@zeenuf00 how does that hurt you" [X Link](https://x.com/BitPaine/status/1979218015096082461) [@BitPaine](/creator/x/BitPaine) 2025-10-17T16:08Z 50.4K followers, XXX engagements "Whale takes out huge short. Trump makes China tariff threat at market close. (Same thing that triggered sell off in March). Market nukes -$20k. Clearly blew up big leveraged players. Whale closes short. Trump walks it back. Market up $10k. Nice totally organic market we have" [X Link](https://x.com/BitPaine/status/1976790021924647007) [@BitPaine](/creator/x/BitPaine) 2025-10-10T23:20Z 50.4K followers, 39.7K engagements "the most important video @saylor has ever made is not about bitcoin. it is this one. he tells you exactly what you should do and not do to become wealthy while bitcoin monetizes. unfortunately many of you would rather gamble than invest. to put a finer point on it for the low iq traders: youre trying to buy and sell $MSTR at $XXX per share do you not realize that they have a monopolistic share of the future money of earth that they have an unassailable moat on issuing credit against that money that they can issue credit instruments that outperform every other credit instrument - in a $100T" [X Link](https://x.com/BitPaine/status/1978798885696045390) [@BitPaine](/creator/x/BitPaine) 2025-10-16T12:23Z 50.4K followers, 87.2K engagements "Consider this. In May 2022 the last time this cretinous ooze tweeted the same thing $MSTR was trading at $XX per share mNAV X was underwater on its bitcoin holdings and had an outstanding Silvergate loan that was callable against its bitcoin holdings. Of course it didnt blow up then. Currently $MSTR is sitting on XX% unrealized gains on their bitcoin have XX% leverage ($8B debt against $69B bitcoin) none of which is callable and have met S&P inclusion criteria for two consecutive quarters. Turns out if you bought the last time this turdulent bottom signal opened the second asshole he has in" [X Link](https://x.com/BitPaine/status/1978977337409704154) [@BitPaine](/creator/x/BitPaine) 2025-10-17T00:12Z 50.4K followers, 41.9K engagements "@TracyElrod5 @yoalexrapz Thats the joke lol" [X Link](https://x.com/BitPaine/status/1979030771630317878) [@BitPaine](/creator/x/BitPaine) 2025-10-17T03:44Z 50.4K followers, 1618 engagements "many of you simply lack the man parts to successfully hodl $mstr. and thats okay. such wealth is not attainable by everyone. there are little girls investing groups you can join where they buy S&P index funds and celebrate being up XX% in two years" [X Link](https://x.com/BitPaine/status/1979307386788810765) [@BitPaine](/creator/x/BitPaine) 2025-10-17T22:03Z 50.4K followers, 16.7K engagements "@IIICapital you cant replicate the magic. even I cant. this was a once in a lifetime event. It appeared fully formed in my head as though placed there by a higher power. I will never live up to it. I have peaked and it haunts me daily" [X Link](https://x.com/BitPaine/status/1979322959463616698) [@BitPaine](/creator/x/BitPaine) 2025-10-17T23:05Z 50.4K followers, 4641 engagements "theyre becoming self aware" [X Link](https://x.com/BitPaine/status/1979597195365261795) [@BitPaine](/creator/x/BitPaine) 2025-10-18T17:15Z 50.4K followers, 27.6K engagements "@udiWertheimer dont worry Im sure hell conclude after doing his crypto research that ethereum has more use cases and sell all his BTC for ETH at the BTC.D local bottom" [X Link](https://x.com/BitPaine/status/1979604239388438900) [@BitPaine](/creator/x/BitPaine) 2025-10-18T17:43Z 50.4K followers, XXX engagements "Credit where its due: Im shocked and impressed that shitlibs were able to hold a protest without rioting looting and burning down half the city" [X Link](https://x.com/BitPaine/status/1979625610449486096) [@BitPaine](/creator/x/BitPaine) 2025-10-18T19:08Z 50.4K followers, 5347 engagements "Sometimes I pause and reflect on the fact that my entire financial portfolio is currently composed of 1) an imaginary Internet ponzi coin and 2) the stock of a company famous for having the largest peak-to-trough drawdown in the history of financial market bubbles and whose CEO is currently leveraged to the tits on the same Internet Ponzi coin (which he refers to as the goddess of truth) and that I consider this a sound financial strategy with a virtually XXX% chance of retiring my bloodline" [X Link](https://x.com/BitPaine/status/1867666981970964856) [@BitPaine](/creator/x/BitPaine) 2024-12-13T20:24Z 50.4K followers, 558.4K engagements "average ethereum investor gets a feature in esquire" [X Link](https://x.com/BitPaine/status/1976295981617758693) [@BitPaine](/creator/x/BitPaine) 2025-10-09T14:37Z 50.4K followers, 34.1K engagements "someone please plot and run a regression on $MSTR mNAV vs. $BTC IV" [X Link](https://x.com/BitPaine/status/1977412143718015022) [@BitPaine](/creator/x/BitPaine) 2025-10-12T16:32Z 50.4K followers, 32.2K engagements "Exiting your $MSTR position months (maybe weeks) before Bitcoin breaks out of a X year consolidation against gold is going to go down as one of the worst trades of all time. Bookmark this" [X Link](https://x.com/BitPaine/status/1977803781334241701) [@BitPaine](/creator/x/BitPaine) 2025-10-13T18:29Z 50.4K followers, 105.8K engagements "@zerosandohs @Strategy $MSTR is literally a business analytics company" [X Link](https://x.com/BitPaine/status/1978997957568475480) [@BitPaine](/creator/x/BitPaine) 2025-10-17T01:34Z 50.4K followers, 1570 engagements "@fartface2000 @Strategy I own almost no metaplanet" [X Link](https://x.com/BitPaine/status/1978997991261212986) [@BitPaine](/creator/x/BitPaine) 2025-10-17T01:34Z 50.4K followers, 1421 engagements "@fartface2000 Unclear what you mean by this. I own virtually no metaplanet and Im up in BTC terms on my MSTR. So Im not grieving anything" [X Link](https://x.com/BitPaine/status/1978998188859183266) [@BitPaine](/creator/x/BitPaine) 2025-10-17T01:35Z 50.4K followers, XXX engagements "we need @jimcramer to bull tweet about gold" [X Link](https://x.com/BitPaine/status/1979004390485717020) [@BitPaine](/creator/x/BitPaine) 2025-10-17T01:59Z 50.4K followers, 6325 engagements "almost X year of 🦀" [X Link](https://x.com/BitPaine/status/1977179232452448510) [@BitPaine](/creator/x/BitPaine) 2025-10-12T01:07Z 50.4K followers, 29.9K engagements "Remember when this s-tier retard sold the pico fuckin bottom in April Hes doing it again with $MSTR. I warned you then - Im warning you now. If you listen to Bob Loukas you deserve poverty" [X Link](https://x.com/BitPaine/status/1977827421497004510) [@BitPaine](/creator/x/BitPaine) 2025-10-13T20:02Z 50.4K followers, 69.4K engagements "my deeply held belief is that ethereum was never intended to be a real thing. it was designed to be a short duration pump-and-dump scam but it got way out of hand because every scammer on earth realized that ERC-20 created in effect a securities fraud-as-a-service platform with (debatably) plausible deniability and a de facto regulatory moat because it got way out of hand before it was able to be reigned in. so people who say it is worthless are wrong. securities fraud-as-a-service is a valuable service for which scammers and gullible retail are willing to pay. the question is what is the" [X Link](https://x.com/BitPaine/status/1978811802671812794) [@BitPaine](/creator/x/BitPaine) 2025-10-16T13:14Z 50.4K followers, 25K engagements "On Dec XX 2024 BTC hit an ATH of $108.4k. Exactly XX months later we are at the same price. Volatility this low on a timeframe this long is completely unprecedented for $BTC. This is why $MSTR has underperformed. It has nothing to do with @Saylor or the team at @Strategy. Their business model is to monetize volatility to stack $BTC. Absent volatility $MSTR will compress towards mNAV XXX. When volatility returns mNAV will expand. Good luck timing it" [X Link](https://x.com/BitPaine/status/1978883886303318279) [@BitPaine](/creator/x/BitPaine) 2025-10-16T18:00Z 50.4K followers, 172K engagements "could @Strategy acquire metaplanet as a foreign subsidiary would give their prefs access to Japanese market and BTC at a discount" [X Link](https://x.com/BitPaine/status/1978995692283523242) [@BitPaine](/creator/x/BitPaine) 2025-10-17T01:25Z 50.4K followers, 74.2K engagements "Counterpoint: the show was great. Full of hot / thin women. Good energy. Similar energy to the 2000s shows. Very un-woke. The fact that a trans model was on screen for thirty seconds shouldnt ruin the experience for you. Trans people exist and want to wear lingerie. VS wants to sell lingerie to them. Its just capitalism. Nobody asked you to call her a woman. Nobody asked you to trans your kid. Nobody is suggesting she play womens sports. Nothing objectionable about having one trans model on screen for X% of the walks. That is somewhat proportional representation of an adult who has chosen to" [X Link](https://x.com/BitPaine/status/1979214145930350606) [@BitPaine](/creator/x/BitPaine) 2025-10-17T15:53Z 50.4K followers, 34K engagements "tweets you see at the bottom. as a reminder this account used to be biancoresearchETH. long history of being wrong" [X Link](https://x.com/BitPaine/status/1979306082997801316) [@BitPaine](/creator/x/BitPaine) 2025-10-17T21:58Z 50.4K followers, 26.2K engagements "@Tim_Walz are you sad nobody wanted you to be a king" [X Link](https://x.com/BitPaine/status/1979625152045556162) [@BitPaine](/creator/x/BitPaine) 2025-10-18T19:06Z 50.4K followers, XXX engagements "average ethereum investor has fake gf to accompany his fake asset" [X Link](https://x.com/BitPaine/status/1979750985070440848) [@BitPaine](/creator/x/BitPaine) 2025-10-19T03:26Z 50.4K followers, 10.5K engagements
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Some individuals are discussing the current state of Bitcoin and its market trends, with some expressing confidence in its long-term growth and others criticizing those who sell their Bitcoin to invest in other assets. A few commenters are also mocking the financial decisions and economic understanding of others, particularly those from Europe. The conversation also touches on the topics of hodling, investing strategies, and market volatility.
Social category influence cryptocurrencies #676 stocks XXXX% finance #5475 countries XXXX% fashion brands XXXX%
Social topic influence $mstr #14, bitcoin #467, ethereum #318, cash flow #211, acquisition #1139, mstr #63, ponzi #10, $btc #1023, dip 0.13%, costco XXXX%
Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by @saylor @joshmandell6 @grok @lawrencelepard @strategy @dzambhalahodl @bobloukas @udiwertheimer @ryancohen @pledditor @burnthefed @niccarter @btcbreadman @thebtctherapist @kliberaali @finnejay @dylanleclair @zerosandohs @hodlwithledn @lpcapitalchi
Top assets mentioned Strategy (MSTR) Bitcoin (BTC) Ethereum (ETH) Costco Wholesale Corporation (COST) Silvergate Capital Corporation (SI) Metaplanet Inc. (MTPLF)
Top posts by engagements in the last XX hours
"How to think about $MSTR: 🧵 A simple mental model helps to strip away the complexity: Consider a simple leveraged bitcoin acquisition model such as @hodlwithLedn B2X loans. Suppose I have $100000 / year free cash flow and over the past five years I managed to acquire X BTC. I took out a B2X loan at BTC = $100000 borrowing $300000 at XX% APR and pledged a total of X BTC as collateral against that loan. How do I buy more bitcoin Well Im stuck for the moment. My $100000 / year less the $30000 in yearly interest allows me to stack XXXX BTC / year (at BTC = $120000) constituting a XXX% BTC yield."
X Link @BitPaine 2025-10-09T16:06Z 50.4K followers, 44.3K engagements
"Low IQ momentum-brained chart-masturbators like @BobLoukas are psy-ops meant to keep you poor by convincing you to buy the top and sell the bottom. A reminder that this literal cretin sold the literal pico bottom of the April dip"
X Link @BitPaine 2025-10-15T13:09Z 50.3K followers, 5126 engagements
"wall st. bros be like but bitcoin treasury companies arent profitable my brother in Christ people who bought bitcoin in 2011 to buy drugs on Silk Road didnt have cash flow either and now they are billionaires. eventually all companies will be btc treasury companies and being early to bitcoin mogs cash flow - you get the cash flow later when you buy the companies with cash flow who didnt buy bitcoin when you did. few"
X Link @BitPaine 2025-09-16T13:56Z 50.4K followers, 37K engagements
"Costco is trading at a 60x earnings multiple and you think $MSTR which has an insurmountable treasury of the future reserve currency of earth - and hence a monopoly on its securitization - belongs at XXX mNAV. You sir are fuckin retarded"
X Link @BitPaine 2025-09-20T19:03Z 50.3K followers, 46.4K engagements
"that young man I forgive him. 😭"
X Link @BitPaine 2025-09-21T22:18Z 50.3K followers, 17.6K engagements
"Thats not a knife. Thats a knife"
X Link @BitPaine 2025-09-23T14:53Z 50.4K followers, 7774 engagements
"NB: this is why I both agree and disagree with @JoshMandell6 on his ATM critique. I agree that from the perspective of a trader trying to time markets buying $MSTR at a high mNAV doesnt make sense and that this tends to correlate with maximum use of the ATM. But where I disagree is that this is a causal relationship: I do not think that ATM is the major cause of mNAV compression or that it is hurting shareholders. It is certainly some downward pressure in the short term but it raises the long-term price floor. I think it would hurt shareholders NOT to have maxxed out the ATM because the"
X Link @BitPaine 2025-10-09T16:25Z 50.3K followers, 3595 engagements
"we all are unfortunately"
X Link @BitPaine 2025-10-14T20:45Z 50.3K followers, 13.1K engagements
"if you think you can time the next time this happens all I have to say to you is this:"
X Link @BitPaine 2025-10-15T12:58Z 50.3K followers, 25.3K engagements
"holy 2021 deja vu can we get Cathy Wood to moderate"
X Link @BitPaine 2025-10-16T03:16Z 50.3K followers, 8977 engagements
"PSA: On that day you will be able to buy a tiny fraction of the BTC you currently can afford"
X Link @BitPaine 2025-10-16T18:33Z 50.3K followers, 7873 engagements
"@Scublius Skill issue son. To are a slave to sentiment. You get bearish when you should be buying"
X Link @BitPaine 2025-10-17T15:44Z 50.3K followers, XX engagements
"@Broman0007 @saylor @Strategy"
X Link @BitPaine 2025-10-16T18:11Z 50.4K followers, 6939 engagements
"I refuse to buy low. Instead I will buy high. - average $MSTR commentary"
X Link @BitPaine 2025-10-16T19:33Z 50.4K followers, 18.2K engagements
"@Scublius @nztester Lmfao sure sure"
X Link @BitPaine 2025-10-16T20:52Z 50.4K followers, XX engagements
"@zeenuf00 how does that hurt you"
X Link @BitPaine 2025-10-17T16:08Z 50.4K followers, XXX engagements
"Whale takes out huge short. Trump makes China tariff threat at market close. (Same thing that triggered sell off in March). Market nukes -$20k. Clearly blew up big leveraged players. Whale closes short. Trump walks it back. Market up $10k. Nice totally organic market we have"
X Link @BitPaine 2025-10-10T23:20Z 50.4K followers, 39.7K engagements
"the most important video @saylor has ever made is not about bitcoin. it is this one. he tells you exactly what you should do and not do to become wealthy while bitcoin monetizes. unfortunately many of you would rather gamble than invest. to put a finer point on it for the low iq traders: youre trying to buy and sell $MSTR at $XXX per share do you not realize that they have a monopolistic share of the future money of earth that they have an unassailable moat on issuing credit against that money that they can issue credit instruments that outperform every other credit instrument - in a $100T"
X Link @BitPaine 2025-10-16T12:23Z 50.4K followers, 87.2K engagements
"Consider this. In May 2022 the last time this cretinous ooze tweeted the same thing $MSTR was trading at $XX per share mNAV X was underwater on its bitcoin holdings and had an outstanding Silvergate loan that was callable against its bitcoin holdings. Of course it didnt blow up then. Currently $MSTR is sitting on XX% unrealized gains on their bitcoin have XX% leverage ($8B debt against $69B bitcoin) none of which is callable and have met S&P inclusion criteria for two consecutive quarters. Turns out if you bought the last time this turdulent bottom signal opened the second asshole he has in"
X Link @BitPaine 2025-10-17T00:12Z 50.4K followers, 41.9K engagements
"@TracyElrod5 @yoalexrapz Thats the joke lol"
X Link @BitPaine 2025-10-17T03:44Z 50.4K followers, 1618 engagements
"many of you simply lack the man parts to successfully hodl $mstr. and thats okay. such wealth is not attainable by everyone. there are little girls investing groups you can join where they buy S&P index funds and celebrate being up XX% in two years"
X Link @BitPaine 2025-10-17T22:03Z 50.4K followers, 16.7K engagements
"@IIICapital you cant replicate the magic. even I cant. this was a once in a lifetime event. It appeared fully formed in my head as though placed there by a higher power. I will never live up to it. I have peaked and it haunts me daily"
X Link @BitPaine 2025-10-17T23:05Z 50.4K followers, 4641 engagements
"theyre becoming self aware"
X Link @BitPaine 2025-10-18T17:15Z 50.4K followers, 27.6K engagements
"@udiWertheimer dont worry Im sure hell conclude after doing his crypto research that ethereum has more use cases and sell all his BTC for ETH at the BTC.D local bottom"
X Link @BitPaine 2025-10-18T17:43Z 50.4K followers, XXX engagements
"Credit where its due: Im shocked and impressed that shitlibs were able to hold a protest without rioting looting and burning down half the city"
X Link @BitPaine 2025-10-18T19:08Z 50.4K followers, 5347 engagements
"Sometimes I pause and reflect on the fact that my entire financial portfolio is currently composed of 1) an imaginary Internet ponzi coin and 2) the stock of a company famous for having the largest peak-to-trough drawdown in the history of financial market bubbles and whose CEO is currently leveraged to the tits on the same Internet Ponzi coin (which he refers to as the goddess of truth) and that I consider this a sound financial strategy with a virtually XXX% chance of retiring my bloodline"
X Link @BitPaine 2024-12-13T20:24Z 50.4K followers, 558.4K engagements
"average ethereum investor gets a feature in esquire"
X Link @BitPaine 2025-10-09T14:37Z 50.4K followers, 34.1K engagements
"someone please plot and run a regression on $MSTR mNAV vs. $BTC IV"
X Link @BitPaine 2025-10-12T16:32Z 50.4K followers, 32.2K engagements
"Exiting your $MSTR position months (maybe weeks) before Bitcoin breaks out of a X year consolidation against gold is going to go down as one of the worst trades of all time. Bookmark this"
X Link @BitPaine 2025-10-13T18:29Z 50.4K followers, 105.8K engagements
"@zerosandohs @Strategy $MSTR is literally a business analytics company"
X Link @BitPaine 2025-10-17T01:34Z 50.4K followers, 1570 engagements
"@fartface2000 @Strategy I own almost no metaplanet"
X Link @BitPaine 2025-10-17T01:34Z 50.4K followers, 1421 engagements
"@fartface2000 Unclear what you mean by this. I own virtually no metaplanet and Im up in BTC terms on my MSTR. So Im not grieving anything"
X Link @BitPaine 2025-10-17T01:35Z 50.4K followers, XXX engagements
"we need @jimcramer to bull tweet about gold"
X Link @BitPaine 2025-10-17T01:59Z 50.4K followers, 6325 engagements
"almost X year of 🦀"
X Link @BitPaine 2025-10-12T01:07Z 50.4K followers, 29.9K engagements
"Remember when this s-tier retard sold the pico fuckin bottom in April Hes doing it again with $MSTR. I warned you then - Im warning you now. If you listen to Bob Loukas you deserve poverty"
X Link @BitPaine 2025-10-13T20:02Z 50.4K followers, 69.4K engagements
"my deeply held belief is that ethereum was never intended to be a real thing. it was designed to be a short duration pump-and-dump scam but it got way out of hand because every scammer on earth realized that ERC-20 created in effect a securities fraud-as-a-service platform with (debatably) plausible deniability and a de facto regulatory moat because it got way out of hand before it was able to be reigned in. so people who say it is worthless are wrong. securities fraud-as-a-service is a valuable service for which scammers and gullible retail are willing to pay. the question is what is the"
X Link @BitPaine 2025-10-16T13:14Z 50.4K followers, 25K engagements
"On Dec XX 2024 BTC hit an ATH of $108.4k. Exactly XX months later we are at the same price. Volatility this low on a timeframe this long is completely unprecedented for $BTC. This is why $MSTR has underperformed. It has nothing to do with @Saylor or the team at @Strategy. Their business model is to monetize volatility to stack $BTC. Absent volatility $MSTR will compress towards mNAV XXX. When volatility returns mNAV will expand. Good luck timing it"
X Link @BitPaine 2025-10-16T18:00Z 50.4K followers, 172K engagements
"could @Strategy acquire metaplanet as a foreign subsidiary would give their prefs access to Japanese market and BTC at a discount"
X Link @BitPaine 2025-10-17T01:25Z 50.4K followers, 74.2K engagements
"Counterpoint: the show was great. Full of hot / thin women. Good energy. Similar energy to the 2000s shows. Very un-woke. The fact that a trans model was on screen for thirty seconds shouldnt ruin the experience for you. Trans people exist and want to wear lingerie. VS wants to sell lingerie to them. Its just capitalism. Nobody asked you to call her a woman. Nobody asked you to trans your kid. Nobody is suggesting she play womens sports. Nothing objectionable about having one trans model on screen for X% of the walks. That is somewhat proportional representation of an adult who has chosen to"
X Link @BitPaine 2025-10-17T15:53Z 50.4K followers, 34K engagements
"tweets you see at the bottom. as a reminder this account used to be biancoresearchETH. long history of being wrong"
X Link @BitPaine 2025-10-17T21:58Z 50.4K followers, 26.2K engagements
"@Tim_Walz are you sad nobody wanted you to be a king"
X Link @BitPaine 2025-10-18T19:06Z 50.4K followers, XXX engagements
"average ethereum investor has fake gf to accompany his fake asset"
X Link @BitPaine 2025-10-19T03:26Z 50.4K followers, 10.5K engagements
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