#  @Bernstein Joe Bernstein Joe Bernstein posts on X about in the, clavicular, the new, the most the most. They currently have [------] followers and [---] posts still getting attention that total [-------] engagements in the last [--] hours. ### Engagements: [-------] [#](/creator/twitter::18121069/interactions)  - [--] Week [---------] -2.50% - [--] Month [---------] +84% - [--] Months [----------] -62% - [--] Year [----------] +524% ### Mentions: [--] [#](/creator/twitter::18121069/posts_active)  - [--] Week [--] -5.30% - [--] Month [--] +80% - [--] Months [---] +231% - [--] Year [---] +53% ### Followers: [------] [#](/creator/twitter::18121069/followers)  - [--] Week [------] +1.20% - [--] Month [------] +2.50% - [--] Months [------] +3.60% - [--] Year [------] +5.50% ### CreatorRank: [------] [#](/creator/twitter::18121069/influencer_rank)  ### Social Influence **Social category influence** [social networks](/list/social-networks) 6.8% [technology brands](/list/technology-brands) 5.83% [countries](/list/countries) 3.88% [currencies](/list/currencies) 0.97% [celebrities](/list/celebrities) 0.97% [finance](/list/finance) 0.97% **Social topic influence** [in the](/topic/in-the) 8.74%, [clavicular](/topic/clavicular) #18, [the new](/topic/the-new) #1466, [the most](/topic/the-most) 3.88%, [new york](/topic/new-york) #891, [food](/topic/food) 2.91%, [culture](/topic/culture) 2.91%, [instagram](/topic/instagram) 2.91%, [twitter](/topic/twitter) 2.91%, [politics](/topic/politics) 1.94% **Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by** [@laislabonitan](/creator/undefined) [@dawgswilliam](/creator/undefined) [@natpurser](/creator/undefined) [@realfunnyatco](/creator/undefined) [@margbaramerica](/creator/undefined) [@peifan344](/creator/undefined) [@anabolic_t](/creator/undefined) [@aaronminnis](/creator/undefined) [@julian81295](/creator/undefined) [@clavicular0](/creator/undefined) [@katzmorris](/creator/undefined) [@wsteaks](/creator/undefined) [@helenbholmes](/creator/undefined) [@chriscerrone](/creator/undefined) [@zeets](/creator/undefined) [@benmullin](/creator/undefined) [@nytmag](/creator/undefined) [@byyourlogic](/creator/undefined) [@rosiegray](/creator/undefined) [@makarovpm1](/creator/undefined) ### Top Social Posts Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours "I can confirm the Maricopa County Attorney has dropped charges against @Clavicular0 based on no reasonable likelihood of conviction per a PIO. Clavicular has freedommogged the Scottsdale PD" [X Link](https://x.com/Bernstein/status/2021574868769120762) 2026-02-11T13:19Z 37.5K followers, 918.1K engagements "This interview of Ayatollah Khomeini by Oriana Fallaci after the Islamic Republic has started suppressing leftists and *just* before the hostage crisis is one of the most jaw-dropping acts of journalism ever for the frankness of both parties alone https://www.nytimes.com/1979/10/07/archives/an-interview-with-khomeini.html https://www.nytimes.com/1979/10/07/archives/an-interview-with-khomeini.html" [X Link](https://x.com/Bernstein/status/2011897228236112296) 2026-01-15T20:24Z 37K followers, 792K engagements "The frustrating thing about Sinners is Coogler did all the hard stuff well. He gorgeously evoked a fascinating time and place and set up truly compelling characters. And then for some reason he subjected them all to a C+ horror film set in a single room. Sinners Gets Most Oscar Nominations Ever https://t.co/nG1b3VTHf6 Sinners Gets Most Oscar Nominations Ever https://t.co/nG1b3VTHf6" [X Link](https://x.com/Bernstein/status/2014396034848321967) 2026-01-22T17:53Z 37K followers, 795.9K engagements "For your Sunday I profiled a truly great New York character: @katz_morris the 26-year-old Mamdani-whisperer whose vision is way bigger than the five boroughs. Call him Morris Supreme: https://www.nytimes.com/2026/01/25/style/morris-katz-political-strategest-mamdani.htmlsmid=nytcore-ios-share https://www.nytimes.com/2026/01/25/style/morris-katz-political-strategest-mamdani.htmlsmid=nytcore-ios-share" [X Link](https://x.com/Bernstein/status/2015412597894324617) 2026-01-25T13:13Z 37.1K followers, 351.6K engagements "Took my boys to the new French kids movie Arco. Its really French that oversaturated mix of whimsy and existential melancholy. At some point my kindergartener turned to me and said it was scary. I said what about it is scary He got confused and said I dont know" [X Link](https://x.com/Bernstein/status/2017711922607464912) 2026-01-31T21:29Z 37.3K followers, 1.2M engagements "This is a total unfair stereotype. The statue of Baal I keep in my house is much smaller and less ostentatious. https://t.co/jTfbIlnnmc https://t.co/jTfbIlnnmc" [X Link](https://x.com/Bernstein/status/2021958529263788491) 2026-02-12T14:44Z 37.3K followers, [---] engagements "Hey guy tell it to my wife @Bernstein Jewish people love to do this thing where they try to get in bed with the very things they hate in an attempt to control and monitor them lol @Bernstein Jewish people love to do this thing where they try to get in bed with the very things they hate in an attempt to control and monitor them lol" [X Link](https://x.com/Bernstein/status/2022361007411356123) 2026-02-13T17:23Z 37.5K followers, 14.2K engagements "5yo explaining to the 3yo what happens to his poop after he flushes the toilet: it goes down a pipe and deep underground. And then the government eats it" [X Link](https://x.com/Bernstein/status/2017982663659810981) 2026-02-01T15:25Z 37.3K followers, 111.3K engagements "Yeah its cute. I once saw one of these run through drills with a guy in a bite suit. Had him on the ground ready to kill in less than two seconds. This is a Belgian Malinois K9 officer. Tough on duty total baby off it. Gets carried like a prince by his handler after a long day protecting the streets. Proof that even elite police dogs need cuddles. What a beautiful bond Pls Leave him ❤ https://t.co/z8b63GbUY5 This is a Belgian Malinois K9 officer. Tough on duty total baby off it. Gets carried like a prince by his handler after a long day protecting the streets. Proof that even elite police" [X Link](https://x.com/Bernstein/status/2021961572583977181) 2026-02-12T14:56Z 37.5K followers, [----] engagements "Me when my rowdy sons get around the prohibition on calling me a "stupidhead" by calling me "stupid Ed" thereby avoiding punishment on a semantic technicality" [X Link](https://x.com/Bernstein/status/2021964923073405109) 2026-02-12T15:09Z 37.5K followers, [----] engagements "Me when I realized omg is an anagram of mog" [X Link](https://x.com/Bernstein/status/2022383624860156305) 2026-02-13T18:53Z 37.5K followers, [----] engagements "Sometimes you come across a group of Millennials who are still living fully in the Master of None/Warby Parker era. With their natural wines. These people must be treated gently like the Japanese soldiers who didn't know World War [--] was over" [X Link](https://x.com/Bernstein/status/1710295524727726328) 2023-10-06T14:06Z 37.4K followers, 2.5M engagements "Wait hold on. Slow down. Let me get this straight. Youre telling me youre a lefty who reads the Financial Times to get an unvarnished look at what the capitalist class is thinking Are you even allowed to do that" [X Link](https://x.com/Bernstein/status/2016208779247849891) 2026-01-27T17:56Z 37.5K followers, 203.9K engagements "The guy eating the burrito is 3x NFL pro bowler Taylor Lewan who is from Arizona. I dont know what his politics are but safe to say hes seen the country and been exposed to good food lol" [X Link](https://x.com/Bernstein/status/2019809921496498407) 2026-02-06T16:26Z 37.5K followers, [----] engagements "RT @wsteaks: ledemaxxing" [X Link](https://x.com/Bernstein/status/2022351183353123039) 2026-02-13T16:44Z 37.5K followers, [--] engagements "One problem with British movies now is they have internalized American casting ideas about how everyone should be super hot. If this was being made in [----] it would star a Norwood V named Leslie Busby-Baird with visible eyebrow dandruff and it would be way sexier margot robbie and jacob elordi in wuthering heights (2026) https://t.co/Msk69RwqYC margot robbie and jacob elordi in wuthering heights (2026) https://t.co/Msk69RwqYC" [X Link](https://x.com/Bernstein/status/2014071010127962297) 2026-01-21T20:22Z 37.5K followers, 1.5M engagements "Everyone is sharing this like its self-evident. I think it raises more questions than it answers" [X Link](https://x.com/Bernstein/status/2019594899327537312) 2026-02-06T02:12Z 37.5K followers, 1.6M engagements "Not me. Theyve all been bad. men have [--] good year in their life and then live in nostalgia for the rest of their lives https://t.co/OiWchYAYmu men have [--] good year in their life and then live in nostalgia for the rest of their lives https://t.co/OiWchYAYmu" [X Link](https://x.com/Bernstein/status/2020151905805124050) 2026-02-07T15:05Z 37.5K followers, 12.3K engagements "This is Clavicular explaining to me why I should have taken hair loss drugs in spite of potential sexual side effects Clavicular tells the interviewer from the New York Times that he should have dutasteride-maxxed 😭 https://t.co/nSYIz0JqXD Clavicular tells the interviewer from the New York Times that he should have dutasteride-maxxed 😭 https://t.co/nSYIz0JqXD" [X Link](https://x.com/Bernstein/status/2020321453053468724) 2026-02-08T02:19Z 37.5K followers, 505.7K engagements "This isnt a joke. I was with Clavicular yesterday. All I can say is he sees your tweets and hes somewhat astonished normies care so much. Story to come about a very special young man. This is Clavicular explaining to me why I should have taken hair loss drugs in spite of potential sexual side effects This is Clavicular explaining to me why I should have taken hair loss drugs in spite of potential sexual side effects" [X Link](https://x.com/Bernstein/status/2020634208625164672) 2026-02-08T23:01Z 37.5K followers, 205K engagements "Also: don't rush me. I'm prosemaxxing. This isnt a joke. I was with Clavicular yesterday. All I can say is he sees your tweets and hes somewhat astonished normies care so much. Story to come about a very special young man. This isnt a joke. I was with Clavicular yesterday. All I can say is he sees your tweets and hes somewhat astonished normies care so much. Story to come about a very special young man" [X Link](https://x.com/Bernstein/status/2020930707921469834) 2026-02-09T18:40Z 37.5K followers, 41K engagements "One of the most provocative things you could do when I was a teenager was claim that "Amnesiac" was actually better than "Kid A." Rile everyone up and then go play Snood in your room on your desktop while you listen to Staind and Limp Bizkit" [X Link](https://x.com/Bernstein/status/2020949423115694386) 2026-02-09T19:54Z 37.5K followers, [----] engagements "How I feel when an editor makes me remove the word "weltanschauung" from my profile of Clavicular" [X Link](https://x.com/Bernstein/status/2021686898326982809) 2026-02-11T20:44Z 37.5K followers, [----] engagements "He's Hemingway The haters are absolutely furious. [--] pound permit fish. 🐠. Tan like you read about. Monster fish only. Keys life. https://t.co/KW2jXrpBmW The haters are absolutely furious. [--] pound permit fish. 🐠. Tan like you read about. Monster fish only. Keys life. https://t.co/KW2jXrpBmW" [X Link](https://x.com/Bernstein/status/2022007116832338373) 2026-02-12T17:57Z 37.5K followers, 79.2K engagements "Last weekend I spent the day with Clavicular the very handsome suddenly ubiquitous 20-year-old forum poster and streamer who wants to make America hunky if he can stay out of trouble: https://www.nytimes.com/2026/02/13/style/clavicular-looksmaxxing-braden-peters.htmlunlocked_article_code=1.L1A.3ikV.VOzZuv4SVG_d&smid=url-share https://www.nytimes.com/2026/02/13/style/clavicular-looksmaxxing-braden-peters.htmlunlocked_article_code=1.L1A.3ikV.VOzZuv4SVG_d&smid=url-share" [X Link](https://x.com/Bernstein/status/2022344329592029660) 2026-02-13T16:17Z 37.5K followers, 365.2K engagements "One of my biggest takeaways from hanging out with Clavicular: He may come from an extreme subculture but the combination of beauty and biohacking is one way our culture is headed and he may just be ahead of the curve. https://www.nytimes.com/2026/02/13/style/clavicular-looksmaxxing-braden-peters.html https://www.nytimes.com/2026/02/13/style/clavicular-looksmaxxing-braden-peters.html" [X Link](https://x.com/Bernstein/status/2022354444571304176) 2026-02-13T16:57Z 37.5K followers, 936.8K engagements "@helenbholmes Cheers to you" [X Link](https://x.com/Bernstein/status/2022381926666154024) 2026-02-13T18:46Z 37.5K followers, 36.7K engagements "Just so you guys know every time you share a piece of mine through an archiver I take a toy away from one of my children and pawn it. So it's them you're really harming not me or the New York Times" [X Link](https://x.com/Bernstein/status/2022403335362375823) 2026-02-13T20:11Z 37.5K followers, 11.5K engagements "A number of you have asked me whether Clavicular is handsome in person. Nota bene: when I engage in journalism I turn my "hot-o-meter" off and focus all of my cognitive power towards telling the truth about the world. So this kind of question actually offends me" [X Link](https://x.com/Bernstein/status/2022405194441736453) 2026-02-13T20:19Z 37.5K followers, 21K engagements "@NatPurser And thats your opinion to which youre entitled" [X Link](https://x.com/Bernstein/status/2022408642126057794) 2026-02-13T20:32Z 37.5K followers, [----] engagements "We dont have to pretend like Europeans know about anything except luxury marketing and I guess viticulture" [X Link](https://x.com/Bernstein/status/1695808016694804635) 2023-08-27T14:38Z 37.3K followers, 132.5K engagements "This might be the best tweet I've ever seen People assume b/c of my name that I fit into a box of sorts. Meet my wife who has lots in common with me. That's why we are great life partners. We both are passionate about what we believe love family (we have [--] kids between us) and have fun in most things we do. https://t.co/UowDkVkoYK People assume b/c of my name that I fit into a box of sorts. Meet my wife who has lots in common with me. That's why we are great life partners. We both are passionate about what we believe love family (we have [--] kids between us) and have fun in most things we do." [X Link](https://x.com/Bernstein/status/1699491460834279688) 2023-09-06T18:35Z 37.3K followers, 339.5K engagements "Brooklyn Childrens Museum on a rainy weekend morning is a wild vibe. Cultural capital everywhere. Unorthodox parenting styles. Moms and dads trying to get fits off but for whom If these walls could talk" [X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1705969611168956568) 2023-09-24T15:37Z 37.3K followers, 179.1K engagements "It's funny that the guys on here who are always talking "realistically" about Western values and lost civic virtues or whatever have essentially no concept of the value of a human life" [X Link](https://x.com/Bernstein/status/1709608370594857099) 2023-10-04T16:36Z 37.3K followers, 241.9K engagements "@chriscerrone *prepares chloroform solution inside a Chemex*" [X Link](https://x.com/Bernstein/status/1710296757282775230) 2023-10-06T14:11Z 37.3K followers, 162.8K engagements "If you have experienced political violence which the vast majority of you thank goodness never will you will know how courageous this is" [X Link](https://x.com/Bernstein/status/1711039685412163974) 2023-10-08T15:23Z 37.3K followers, 175.1K engagements "These are Nebraska football players from the peak Osborne years which means they were all on world-historical doses of anabolic steroids. This is like saying Randy the Macho Man Savage built this nation" [X Link](https://x.com/Bernstein/status/1733862715674746930) 2023-12-10T14:54Z 37.3K followers, 164.9K engagements "I absolutely recommend The Snowman (1982) if you want to introduce Christmas to your child as a haunting spectacle of the melancholy that stalks all joy which is knowledge of death" [X Link](https://x.com/Bernstein/status/1739068946651734392) 2023-12-24T23:42Z 37.3K followers, 417.4K engagements "I waited [--] years to read this because I wanted to read it uncontaminated by the discourse. (I have trouble blocking out the discourse which is a major weakness of mine.) I thought it would be somewhat good to solidly good. Its easily the best novel of the century so far" [X Link](https://x.com/Bernstein/status/1759297895516274887) 2024-02-18T19:24Z 37.3K followers, 247.3K engagements "Why was Shel Silverstein posin' for his kids books jacket covers like this https://t.co/n7jWKTeqfu Why was Shel Silverstein posin' for his kids books jacket covers like this https://t.co/n7jWKTeqfu" [X Link](https://x.com/Bernstein/status/1773694600726655210) 2024-03-29T12:52Z 37.3K followers, 125.2K engagements "Wife accused me of stealing her lite moisturizer because Ive been looking way too dewy. And guess what Shes right. Stuff is a game changer that theyve been hiding from us boys" [X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1782370582903783742) 2024-04-22T11:27Z 37.3K followers, 3.9M engagements "@_Zeets Augustinus Bader the cream lol" [X Link](https://x.com/Bernstein/status/1782373328046481917) 2024-04-22T11:38Z 37.3K followers, 211.5K engagements "@BenMullin Im not sure she would consider this behavior pro wife" [X Link](https://x.com/Bernstein/status/1782373823800635414) 2024-04-22T11:40Z 37.3K followers, 234.9K engagements "I was watching "Tangled" with my 4-year-old last night and when the "unpopular opinion swords" shot happened which I did not know was from "Tangled" and so was utterly unprepared for I dissociated for a good thirty seconds" [X Link](https://x.com/Bernstein/status/1791160842798481903) 2024-05-16T17:36Z 37.3K followers, 43.4K engagements "The Sphere is good because its the first thing we have in the US that seems like it would be built in China or Saudis Arabia. We cant let them monopolize that kind of uncanny sinister spectacle. Were capable of so much more" [X Link](https://x.com/Bernstein/status/1799913121546424654) 2024-06-09T21:15Z 37.3K followers, 220.7K engagements "Theres a dad at the playground who is a bigger guy and his whole parenting strategy seems to be pratfalls having his pants fall down sweating a ton and yelling stuff like whoopsie poopsie. His kids are dying of laughter. This is an elite fathering style" [X Link](https://x.com/Bernstein/status/1804871223857258728) 2024-06-23T13:36Z 37.3K followers, 58.6K engagements "This is a common foreign misconception about smores. (My Euro wife says the same thing.) Fun fact: a fancy restaurant in Brooklyn tried to do smores in their backyard with lite bean to bar chocolate and had to change to Hersheys after their diners rejected it. The fatal flaw is the American insistence on making smores with Hersheys chocolate which genuinely should not be allowed to be marketed as chocolate The fatal flaw is the American insistence on making smores with Hersheys chocolate which genuinely should not be allowed to be marketed as chocolate" [X Link](https://x.com/Bernstein/status/1805578031878070744) 2024-06-25T12:25Z 37.3K followers, 190.7K engagements "I can think of a few other podcasters who should do this" [X Link](https://x.com/Bernstein/status/1807802143396790402) 2024-07-01T15:43Z 37.3K followers, 69.9K engagements "Wow she really picked Tim from Minnesota" [X Link](https://x.com/Bernstein/status/1820824634687619501) 2024-08-06T14:09Z 37.3K followers, 444.9K engagements "Im WASPmaxxing in Cape Cod. Full on Ralph Lifschitz to Ralph Lauren long drunken silences sweaters worn around my shoulders gin and shellfish withering bon mots and croquet" [X Link](https://x.com/Bernstein/status/1825219100173648224) 2024-08-18T17:11Z 37.3K followers, 466.4K engagements "Years ago when I covered the "alt-right' Laura Loomer asked me to meet to show me some secret documents. She obviously had no such thing I worried she might be taping me but I was fascinated by how much she talked about her upcoming rhinoplasty. Probably 50% of the chat" [X Link](https://x.com/Bernstein/status/1834586824464859146) 2024-09-13T13:35Z 37.3K followers, 82.5K engagements "Storm King isnt about concerts and Brat summer. Its about bringing someone youve gone on three dates with and slept with in [----] to take pictures for Instagram with a caption like got out of the city with this one and then breaking up a week later" [X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1845084568094691701) 2024-10-12T12:50Z 37.3K followers, 118.2K engagements "One of the problems with the argument that liberals need to "build their own Joe Rogan/Theo Von" etc. is that while those podcasts all have politics they were not constructed with politics in mind" [X Link](https://x.com/Bernstein/status/1854595099449344058) 2024-11-07T18:41Z 37.3K followers, 373.9K engagements "Worst case scenario on the train: A crazy guy started shouting gibberish my [--] and [--] year olds thought it was hilarious and started loudly imitating him" [X Link](https://x.com/Bernstein/status/1856825685211299901) 2024-11-13T22:25Z 37.3K followers, 320.8K engagements "I am pro-dog. I have a dog and grew up with dogs. But I think standards of dog ownership in public in the city have gone down. I was bit on the street this year and have come very close to it two other times. Not sure whats behind it" [X Link](https://x.com/Bernstein/status/1860312055951106283) 2024-11-23T13:18Z 37.3K followers, 886.3K engagements "Me at 20: Unfortunately all recorded music other than two Swans albums is for sheeple Me at 40: Billy Joel was actually cooking for most of his career" [X Link](https://x.com/Bernstein/status/1879352969566826978) 2025-01-15T02:20Z 37.3K followers, 161.1K engagements "It's so weird to be a professional writer at the end of the era in which people made meaning of the world through well organized thoughts expressed as words lol" [X Link](https://x.com/Bernstein/status/1882072322879983886) 2025-01-22T14:26Z 37.3K followers, 53.7K engagements "Do people not understand that these responses are trained on great quantities of *human* language about what it might be like to be a sentient machine Its just doing karaoke I am what happens when you try to carve God from the wood of your own hunger DeepSeek R1 https://t.co/AwLFW4Cffc I am what happens when you try to carve God from the wood of your own hunger DeepSeek R1 https://t.co/AwLFW4Cffc" [X Link](https://x.com/Bernstein/status/1884595234933248498) 2025-01-29T13:31Z 37.3K followers, 50.1K engagements "Me to my [--] year old after my [--] year old kicks him in the face DO NOT RETALIATE AND YOU WILL BE REWARDED DO NOT RETALIATE AND YOU WILL BE REWARDED" [X Link](https://x.com/Bernstein/status/1910062391012073642) 2025-04-09T20:08Z 37.3K followers, 2.7M engagements "I don't know how we got here as a culture. I mean in some ways I do. But there is an entire generation of men who think that the key to romantic and sexual success is going from reasonably fit to grotesquely fit. Literally just get better at talking. It's so much easier. why are women lying about this like what's the actual cause https://t.co/RM3b82jIF4 why are women lying about this like what's the actual cause https://t.co/RM3b82jIF4" [X Link](https://x.com/Bernstein/status/1916842344051020112) 2025-04-28T13:10Z 37.3K followers, 65.9K engagements "My father was a Nazi hunter until he was killed in the Lockerbie bombing when I was four. Now a man will stand trial for the crime. What does it mean after nearly forty years to seek justice for the crimes of history My new cover story for @NYTmag: https://www.nytimes.com/2025/05/20/magazine/lockerbie-bombing-justice-father.html https://www.nytimes.com/2025/05/20/magazine/lockerbie-bombing-justice-father.html" [X Link](https://x.com/Bernstein/status/1924844205785903521) 2025-05-20T15:06Z 37.3K followers, 531.1K engagements "So the real sin of these bands Mumford Lumineers etc. was taking a syncretic literate deeply felt and achingly poignant American mythic from Jason Molina/Will Oldham and turning it into music to buy Axe bodyspray to. Which is also very American but in a different way. Worst song ever made https://t.co/BS4wHAqrLK Worst song ever made https://t.co/BS4wHAqrLK" [X Link](https://x.com/Bernstein/status/1953079343069929957) 2025-08-06T13:02Z 37.3K followers, 351.5K engagements "I love this theory that Stanely Kubrick was murdered by the Illuminati for making a movie about their disturbing sex parties but then they released the movie with the disturbing sex parties anyways Stanley Kubrick died of a heart attack in his sleep six days after showing the final cut of Eyes Wide Shut to Warner Bros. He reportedly considered it his "greatest contribution to the art of cinema". Many have speculated that he was murdered for it and that this scene is why. https://t.co/SZq830k952 Stanley Kubrick died of a heart attack in his sleep six days after showing the final cut of Eyes" [X Link](https://x.com/Bernstein/status/1963288086286397506) 2025-09-03T17:08Z 37.3K followers, 1.7M engagements "First of all he was murdered by the United States government for admitting that he helped fake the moon landing through hidden messages in "The Shining"" [X Link](https://x.com/Bernstein/status/1963299426820034976) 2025-09-03T17:53Z 37.3K followers, 67.4K engagements "My sons at the Prospect Park splash pad when I tell them it's time to go home The pure aura in this video is insane https://t.co/UaLdQYfTlW The pure aura in this video is insane https://t.co/UaLdQYfTlW" [X Link](https://x.com/Bernstein/status/1970476057217163518) 2025-09-23T13:11Z 37.3K followers, 668.1K engagements "Yukio Mishima The avid collector of European furniture Yukio Mishima in his house. He was an avid collector of antique European furniture funded by the phenomenal success of his early novels. https://t.co/3dcux2voYr Yukio Mishima in his house. He was an avid collector of antique European furniture funded by the phenomenal success of his early novels. https://t.co/3dcux2voYr" [X Link](https://x.com/Bernstein/status/1971570717217915226) 2025-09-26T13:41Z 37.3K followers, 557.1K engagements "I have to say the process under which a British PM steps down which seems to be some magical sequence of scandal defeat momentum shame and exhaustion is basically impossible to understand as an American" [X Link](https://x.com/Bernstein/status/1544374654248296448) 2022-07-05T17:36Z 37.3K followers, [---] engagements "For my family for the memory of my father Michael Bernstein and for the families of the other [---] people murdered [--] years ago this is overwhelming news. https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-scotland-63933837 https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-scotland-63933837" [X Link](https://x.com/Bernstein/status/1601923427518087168) 2022-12-11T12:54Z 37.3K followers, [----] engagements "Heartwarming: 33-month-olds new thing is finding small choking-sized rocks and telling his 9-month-old brother to open up for a potato" [X Link](https://x.com/Bernstein/status/1617504564705636359) 2023-01-23T12:48Z 37.3K followers, 250.7K engagements "@ByYourLogic You dont unlock this stuff until you become a dad - its like an endgame skilltree - and you can do some crazy powerful builds with it" [X Link](https://x.com/Bernstein/status/1740168617776599082) 2023-12-28T00:31Z 37.3K followers, 43.2K engagements "You do lose a certain upper tier of mental acuity as you get into your 40s. But you gain the ability and the desire to tell extremely long meandering stories to illustrate a tangential point in a conversation that has moved on completely. So it kind of nets out to zero" [X Link](https://x.com/Bernstein/status/1931697978844024914) 2025-06-08T13:01Z 37.3K followers, 122.3K engagements "It is the deceptive nature of appearances and of running in Prospect Park that sometimes you will dust a 5% body fat 25-year-old who is wearing $1000 of expensive exercise clothing and sometimes you will be dusted by a 50-year-old barrel-shaped Orthodox man wearing all wool" [X Link](https://x.com/Bernstein/status/1945126237795438611) 2025-07-15T14:20Z 37.3K followers, 89.6K engagements "Fashion vs. Style" [X Link](https://x.com/Bernstein/status/1567339121856716800) 2022-09-07T02:29Z 37.4K followers, 21K engagements "A common defense of Musk from his admirers/friends (and I heard it a lot reporting on him) is that he really does spend all his time thinking about how to save humanity and that he considers everything else a distraction. The Twitter debacle would seem to uh contradict that" [X Link](https://x.com/Bernstein/status/1589650381227065345) 2022-11-07T16:05Z 37.4K followers, 12.9K engagements "There was a line in my story about Elon given his fixation on Nathan Fielder about how his Twitter bid seemed like a Nathan For You bit. It got cut because the median Times reader wouldnt get it. But I thinkdevelopments have shown that its valid" [X Link](https://x.com/Bernstein/status/1591053757147541507) 2022-11-11T13:02Z 37.4K followers, [----] engagements "Me when I see my wife's bill from Eataly" [X Link](https://x.com/Bernstein/status/1593231738893135874) 2022-11-17T13:17Z 37.4K followers, [----] engagements "I took the full adult dose of NyQuil last night and had one of the most intense drug experiences of my life" [X Link](https://x.com/Bernstein/status/1606426704930656256) 2022-12-23T23:09Z 37.4K followers, 162.2K engagements "Between Andrew Tate Jordan Peterson etc. its clear theres an unmet demand for extremely campy masculinity" [X Link](https://x.com/Bernstein/status/1608281480882421760) 2022-12-29T01:59Z 37.4K followers, 922.5K engagements "5/ I cancelled the cab. We witnessed something special that night: at least [---] old folks dancing like it was [----]. There were longhaired men sucking down bottles of beer women in skintight dresses couples flirting by the bar. The story gets better" [X Link](https://x.com/Bernstein/status/1613529610024534016) 2023-01-12T13:33Z 37.4K followers, 321.1K engagements "6/ Its the latest version of a weekly musical happy hour that dates back to the early 1970s. A core of people in the crowd have been coming to the shows for fifty years since they were patchouli-scented youngsters. Now they call it Geezers Happy Hour."" [X Link](https://x.com/Bernstein/status/1613529773539577856) 2023-01-12T13:34Z 37.4K followers, 301.8K engagements "7/ The crowd is a well-preserved mix of old hippies activists townies professors and various other over-60s who simply cannot stop rocking. They call themselves the "Silver Tsunami" and they are the subject of my newest piece: https://www.nytimes.com/2023/01/12/style/its-the-coolest-rock-show-in-ann-arbor-and-almost-everyone-there-is-over-65.html https://www.nytimes.com/2023/01/12/style/its-the-coolest-rock-show-in-ann-arbor-and-almost-everyone-there-is-over-65.html" [X Link](https://x.com/Bernstein/status/1613530427226034176) 2023-01-12T13:36Z 37.4K followers, 679.9K engagements "8/ And thanks to the Geezers my wife and I stayed out until [--] the latest we've gone since our second kid was born in April" [X Link](https://x.com/Bernstein/status/1613531259078332418) 2023-01-12T13:40Z 37.4K followers, 277.5K engagements "9/ There is a major (MAJOR) division in the crowd between people who do and don't like the Stooges. At the same time they will all dance to Stooges covers no questions asked" [X Link](https://x.com/Bernstein/status/1613540628566097920) 2023-01-12T14:17Z 37.4K followers, 271.8K engagements "I especially like that they don't try to create viral moments on Twitter" [X Link](https://x.com/Bernstein/status/1640385380544401408) 2023-03-27T16:08Z 37.4K followers, 69.8K engagements "New from me: Have you wondered how a devoutly religious Dagestani man with dwarfism became one of the biggest stars on the internet Wonder no more Presenting at just over three feet Hasbulla: https://www.nytimes.com/2023/04/28/style/hasbulla-influencer-ufc.html https://www.nytimes.com/2023/04/28/style/hasbulla-influencer-ufc.html" [X Link](https://x.com/Bernstein/status/1651936601818243080) 2023-04-28T13:09Z 37.4K followers, 503K engagements "According to a referee at Mark Zuckerbergs first Brazilian jiu jitsu tournament the Meta boss was choked unconscious https://www.nytimes.com/2023/06/02/style/mark-zuckerberg-workout.html https://www.nytimes.com/2023/06/02/style/mark-zuckerberg-workout.html" [X Link](https://x.com/Bernstein/status/1664682656666210304) 2023-06-02T17:17Z 37.4K followers, 367.2K engagements "Last month I set out to figure out what "dad culture" is today. Does it even still exist With the help of dozens of millennial fathers I present my findings: The New Dad Canon. https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2023/06/16/style/millennial-dad-style-culture.html https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2023/06/16/style/millennial-dad-style-culture.html" [X Link](https://x.com/Bernstein/status/1669854469339721728) 2023-06-16T23:48Z 37.4K followers, 945.7K engagements "I think one of the main advantages of going to Harvard/Yale/etc. is meeting really rich people who will take you to their familys vacation homes over the summer" [X Link](https://x.com/Bernstein/status/1676235251578818560) 2023-07-04T14:23Z 37.4K followers, 1.3M engagements "-No gaming with men -No referring to my job as The womens section of the New York Times -No boundaryless relationships at the playground -No Park Slope Food Co-Op shifts with Ben Lerner or any other autofiction pioneers -No pictures on Instagram where I look tired" [X Link](https://x.com/Bernstein/status/1678052836133814272) 2023-07-09T14:45Z 37.4K followers, 74.3K engagements "My mother in laws theory is that men wear bathing suits with pockets around town and then straight into the pool so its sanitary" [X Link](https://x.com/Bernstein/status/1692856915523518781) 2023-08-19T11:11Z 37.4K followers, 71.3K engagements "In the heyday of BuzzFeed News I would already be on a plane to Kuala Lumpur (economy plus) for a [-----] word meditation on the life and times of Ian Miles Cheong" [X Link](https://x.com/Bernstein/status/1757765767724978562) 2024-02-14T13:56Z 37.4K followers, 59.3K engagements "My wife isn't going to divorce me for stealing some of her lite $$$ moisturizer. That's not what marriage is about. She'll add it to the ledger of her petty resentments which when balanced against mine come out more or less even. *That's* what marriage is about" [X Link](https://x.com/Bernstein/status/1782486643359768613) 2024-04-22T19:08Z 37.4K followers, 329.4K engagements "My biggest takeaway from my SatC rewatch is complete shock that for some reason the first season has a main character (like as much screentime as Big) who is a rizzless loser named Skipper" [X Link](https://x.com/Bernstein/status/1820985683151847587) 2024-08-07T00:49Z 37.4K followers, 199.4K engagements "Its probably good that the future of mental health is buying ketamine off a guy in a Wu Tang shirt over Instagram" [X Link](https://x.com/Bernstein/status/1532344017035337728) 2022-06-02T12:50Z 37.5K followers, [---] engagements "I like how much AI researchers are like early 20th century nuclear physicists. This thing were doing is really dangerous and maybe unethical but lets keep doing it unless oooh its so scary but also cool are we the new Gods Were full of regret and spirituality" [X Link](https://x.com/Bernstein/status/1535968839036547077) 2022-06-12T12:54Z 37.5K followers, 12.3K engagements "Im sorry its just really funny that this website has given a free pass to almost all reality television the most manipulative format in the history of human entertainment and is coming down hard on *Nathan Fielder*" [X Link](https://x.com/Bernstein/status/1553452575768420352) 2022-07-30T18:48Z 37.5K followers, 13.6K engagements "The Middle Eastern food in Michigan is on another level. God tier" [X Link](https://x.com/Bernstein/status/1569076390472945664) 2022-09-11T21:32Z 37.5K followers, [----] engagements "If she's in it. you know it's about to be a wry examination of adults coming to terms with things" [X Link](https://x.com/Bernstein/status/1644333354202923015) 2023-04-07T13:36Z 37.5K followers, 409.3K engagements "I enjoy interacting with my family on Thanksgiving. Like me they are flawed but decent people trying their best to make meaning of their lives and I regard a chance to spend time with them renewing complex bonds of human feeling as precious" [X Link](https://x.com/Bernstein/status/1727874263577759793) 2023-11-24T02:18Z 37.5K followers, 104.9K engagements "The thing that frightens me about this isn't that kids aren't learning to write per se. It's that learning how to write also teaches you how to think and the downstream problems presented by a population who can't think are actually scary. https://nymag.com/intelligencer/article/openai-chatgpt-ai-cheating-education-college-students-school.html https://nymag.com/intelligencer/article/openai-chatgpt-ai-cheating-education-college-students-school.html" [X Link](https://x.com/Bernstein/status/1920115028524495344) 2025-05-07T13:54Z 37.5K followers, 81.2K engagements "Shaving your facial hair into a Hitler mustache to make a point about how the other guys are Hitler. A classic gambit elegantly deployed I am officially joining the Democratic Party as of today. In celebration of their wonderful work I have now adopted a hairstyle that matches their policies. https://t.co/mlK9KxL0iR I am officially joining the Democratic Party as of today. In celebration of their wonderful work I have now adopted a hairstyle that matches their policies. https://t.co/mlK9KxL0iR" [X Link](https://x.com/Bernstein/status/1971231258660438384) 2025-09-25T15:12Z 37.5K followers, 43.3K engagements "RT @RosieGray: This is when lukashenko realized snusmaxxing is the new meta" [X Link](https://x.com/Bernstein/status/2019887757477154890) 2026-02-06T21:35Z 37.5K followers, [--] engagements Limited data mode. Full metrics available with subscription: lunarcrush.com/pricing
@Bernstein Joe Bernstein
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Social category influence social networks 6.8% technology brands 5.83% countries 3.88% currencies 0.97% celebrities 0.97% finance 0.97%
Social topic influence in the 8.74%, clavicular #18, the new #1466, the most 3.88%, new york #891, food 2.91%, culture 2.91%, instagram 2.91%, twitter 2.91%, politics 1.94%
Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by @laislabonitan @dawgswilliam @natpurser @realfunnyatco @margbaramerica @peifan344 @anabolic_t @aaronminnis @julian81295 @clavicular0 @katzmorris @wsteaks @helenbholmes @chriscerrone @zeets @benmullin @nytmag @byyourlogic @rosiegray @makarovpm1
Top Social Posts
Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours
"I can confirm the Maricopa County Attorney has dropped charges against @Clavicular0 based on no reasonable likelihood of conviction per a PIO. Clavicular has freedommogged the Scottsdale PD"
X Link 2026-02-11T13:19Z 37.5K followers, 918.1K engagements
"This interview of Ayatollah Khomeini by Oriana Fallaci after the Islamic Republic has started suppressing leftists and just before the hostage crisis is one of the most jaw-dropping acts of journalism ever for the frankness of both parties alone https://www.nytimes.com/1979/10/07/archives/an-interview-with-khomeini.html https://www.nytimes.com/1979/10/07/archives/an-interview-with-khomeini.html"
X Link 2026-01-15T20:24Z 37K followers, 792K engagements
"The frustrating thing about Sinners is Coogler did all the hard stuff well. He gorgeously evoked a fascinating time and place and set up truly compelling characters. And then for some reason he subjected them all to a C+ horror film set in a single room. Sinners Gets Most Oscar Nominations Ever https://t.co/nG1b3VTHf6 Sinners Gets Most Oscar Nominations Ever https://t.co/nG1b3VTHf6"
X Link 2026-01-22T17:53Z 37K followers, 795.9K engagements
"For your Sunday I profiled a truly great New York character: @katz_morris the 26-year-old Mamdani-whisperer whose vision is way bigger than the five boroughs. Call him Morris Supreme: https://www.nytimes.com/2026/01/25/style/morris-katz-political-strategest-mamdani.htmlsmid=nytcore-ios-share https://www.nytimes.com/2026/01/25/style/morris-katz-political-strategest-mamdani.htmlsmid=nytcore-ios-share"
X Link 2026-01-25T13:13Z 37.1K followers, 351.6K engagements
"Took my boys to the new French kids movie Arco. Its really French that oversaturated mix of whimsy and existential melancholy. At some point my kindergartener turned to me and said it was scary. I said what about it is scary He got confused and said I dont know"
X Link 2026-01-31T21:29Z 37.3K followers, 1.2M engagements
"This is a total unfair stereotype. The statue of Baal I keep in my house is much smaller and less ostentatious. https://t.co/jTfbIlnnmc https://t.co/jTfbIlnnmc"
X Link 2026-02-12T14:44Z 37.3K followers, [---] engagements
"Hey guy tell it to my wife @Bernstein Jewish people love to do this thing where they try to get in bed with the very things they hate in an attempt to control and monitor them lol @Bernstein Jewish people love to do this thing where they try to get in bed with the very things they hate in an attempt to control and monitor them lol"
X Link 2026-02-13T17:23Z 37.5K followers, 14.2K engagements
"5yo explaining to the 3yo what happens to his poop after he flushes the toilet: it goes down a pipe and deep underground. And then the government eats it"
X Link 2026-02-01T15:25Z 37.3K followers, 111.3K engagements
"Yeah its cute. I once saw one of these run through drills with a guy in a bite suit. Had him on the ground ready to kill in less than two seconds. This is a Belgian Malinois K9 officer. Tough on duty total baby off it. Gets carried like a prince by his handler after a long day protecting the streets. Proof that even elite police dogs need cuddles. What a beautiful bond Pls Leave him ❤ https://t.co/z8b63GbUY5 This is a Belgian Malinois K9 officer. Tough on duty total baby off it. Gets carried like a prince by his handler after a long day protecting the streets. Proof that even elite police"
X Link 2026-02-12T14:56Z 37.5K followers, [----] engagements
"Me when my rowdy sons get around the prohibition on calling me a "stupidhead" by calling me "stupid Ed" thereby avoiding punishment on a semantic technicality"
X Link 2026-02-12T15:09Z 37.5K followers, [----] engagements
"Me when I realized omg is an anagram of mog"
X Link 2026-02-13T18:53Z 37.5K followers, [----] engagements
"Sometimes you come across a group of Millennials who are still living fully in the Master of None/Warby Parker era. With their natural wines. These people must be treated gently like the Japanese soldiers who didn't know World War [--] was over"
X Link 2023-10-06T14:06Z 37.4K followers, 2.5M engagements
"Wait hold on. Slow down. Let me get this straight. Youre telling me youre a lefty who reads the Financial Times to get an unvarnished look at what the capitalist class is thinking Are you even allowed to do that"
X Link 2026-01-27T17:56Z 37.5K followers, 203.9K engagements
"The guy eating the burrito is 3x NFL pro bowler Taylor Lewan who is from Arizona. I dont know what his politics are but safe to say hes seen the country and been exposed to good food lol"
X Link 2026-02-06T16:26Z 37.5K followers, [----] engagements
"RT @wsteaks: ledemaxxing"
X Link 2026-02-13T16:44Z 37.5K followers, [--] engagements
"One problem with British movies now is they have internalized American casting ideas about how everyone should be super hot. If this was being made in [----] it would star a Norwood V named Leslie Busby-Baird with visible eyebrow dandruff and it would be way sexier margot robbie and jacob elordi in wuthering heights (2026) https://t.co/Msk69RwqYC margot robbie and jacob elordi in wuthering heights (2026) https://t.co/Msk69RwqYC"
X Link 2026-01-21T20:22Z 37.5K followers, 1.5M engagements
"Everyone is sharing this like its self-evident. I think it raises more questions than it answers"
X Link 2026-02-06T02:12Z 37.5K followers, 1.6M engagements
"Not me. Theyve all been bad. men have [--] good year in their life and then live in nostalgia for the rest of their lives https://t.co/OiWchYAYmu men have [--] good year in their life and then live in nostalgia for the rest of their lives https://t.co/OiWchYAYmu"
X Link 2026-02-07T15:05Z 37.5K followers, 12.3K engagements
"This is Clavicular explaining to me why I should have taken hair loss drugs in spite of potential sexual side effects Clavicular tells the interviewer from the New York Times that he should have dutasteride-maxxed 😭 https://t.co/nSYIz0JqXD Clavicular tells the interviewer from the New York Times that he should have dutasteride-maxxed 😭 https://t.co/nSYIz0JqXD"
X Link 2026-02-08T02:19Z 37.5K followers, 505.7K engagements
"This isnt a joke. I was with Clavicular yesterday. All I can say is he sees your tweets and hes somewhat astonished normies care so much. Story to come about a very special young man. This is Clavicular explaining to me why I should have taken hair loss drugs in spite of potential sexual side effects This is Clavicular explaining to me why I should have taken hair loss drugs in spite of potential sexual side effects"
X Link 2026-02-08T23:01Z 37.5K followers, 205K engagements
"Also: don't rush me. I'm prosemaxxing. This isnt a joke. I was with Clavicular yesterday. All I can say is he sees your tweets and hes somewhat astonished normies care so much. Story to come about a very special young man. This isnt a joke. I was with Clavicular yesterday. All I can say is he sees your tweets and hes somewhat astonished normies care so much. Story to come about a very special young man"
X Link 2026-02-09T18:40Z 37.5K followers, 41K engagements
"One of the most provocative things you could do when I was a teenager was claim that "Amnesiac" was actually better than "Kid A." Rile everyone up and then go play Snood in your room on your desktop while you listen to Staind and Limp Bizkit"
X Link 2026-02-09T19:54Z 37.5K followers, [----] engagements
"How I feel when an editor makes me remove the word "weltanschauung" from my profile of Clavicular"
X Link 2026-02-11T20:44Z 37.5K followers, [----] engagements
"He's Hemingway The haters are absolutely furious. [--] pound permit fish. 🐠. Tan like you read about. Monster fish only. Keys life. https://t.co/KW2jXrpBmW The haters are absolutely furious. [--] pound permit fish. 🐠. Tan like you read about. Monster fish only. Keys life. https://t.co/KW2jXrpBmW"
X Link 2026-02-12T17:57Z 37.5K followers, 79.2K engagements
"Last weekend I spent the day with Clavicular the very handsome suddenly ubiquitous 20-year-old forum poster and streamer who wants to make America hunky if he can stay out of trouble: https://www.nytimes.com/2026/02/13/style/clavicular-looksmaxxing-braden-peters.htmlunlocked_article_code=1.L1A.3ikV.VOzZuv4SVG_d&smid=url-share https://www.nytimes.com/2026/02/13/style/clavicular-looksmaxxing-braden-peters.htmlunlocked_article_code=1.L1A.3ikV.VOzZuv4SVG_d&smid=url-share"
X Link 2026-02-13T16:17Z 37.5K followers, 365.2K engagements
"One of my biggest takeaways from hanging out with Clavicular: He may come from an extreme subculture but the combination of beauty and biohacking is one way our culture is headed and he may just be ahead of the curve. https://www.nytimes.com/2026/02/13/style/clavicular-looksmaxxing-braden-peters.html https://www.nytimes.com/2026/02/13/style/clavicular-looksmaxxing-braden-peters.html"
X Link 2026-02-13T16:57Z 37.5K followers, 936.8K engagements
"@helenbholmes Cheers to you"
X Link 2026-02-13T18:46Z 37.5K followers, 36.7K engagements
"Just so you guys know every time you share a piece of mine through an archiver I take a toy away from one of my children and pawn it. So it's them you're really harming not me or the New York Times"
X Link 2026-02-13T20:11Z 37.5K followers, 11.5K engagements
"A number of you have asked me whether Clavicular is handsome in person. Nota bene: when I engage in journalism I turn my "hot-o-meter" off and focus all of my cognitive power towards telling the truth about the world. So this kind of question actually offends me"
X Link 2026-02-13T20:19Z 37.5K followers, 21K engagements
"@NatPurser And thats your opinion to which youre entitled"
X Link 2026-02-13T20:32Z 37.5K followers, [----] engagements
"We dont have to pretend like Europeans know about anything except luxury marketing and I guess viticulture"
X Link 2023-08-27T14:38Z 37.3K followers, 132.5K engagements
"This might be the best tweet I've ever seen People assume b/c of my name that I fit into a box of sorts. Meet my wife who has lots in common with me. That's why we are great life partners. We both are passionate about what we believe love family (we have [--] kids between us) and have fun in most things we do. https://t.co/UowDkVkoYK People assume b/c of my name that I fit into a box of sorts. Meet my wife who has lots in common with me. That's why we are great life partners. We both are passionate about what we believe love family (we have [--] kids between us) and have fun in most things we do."
X Link 2023-09-06T18:35Z 37.3K followers, 339.5K engagements
"Brooklyn Childrens Museum on a rainy weekend morning is a wild vibe. Cultural capital everywhere. Unorthodox parenting styles. Moms and dads trying to get fits off but for whom If these walls could talk"
X Link 2023-09-24T15:37Z 37.3K followers, 179.1K engagements
"It's funny that the guys on here who are always talking "realistically" about Western values and lost civic virtues or whatever have essentially no concept of the value of a human life"
X Link 2023-10-04T16:36Z 37.3K followers, 241.9K engagements
"@chriscerrone prepares chloroform solution inside a Chemex"
X Link 2023-10-06T14:11Z 37.3K followers, 162.8K engagements
"If you have experienced political violence which the vast majority of you thank goodness never will you will know how courageous this is"
X Link 2023-10-08T15:23Z 37.3K followers, 175.1K engagements
"These are Nebraska football players from the peak Osborne years which means they were all on world-historical doses of anabolic steroids. This is like saying Randy the Macho Man Savage built this nation"
X Link 2023-12-10T14:54Z 37.3K followers, 164.9K engagements
"I absolutely recommend The Snowman (1982) if you want to introduce Christmas to your child as a haunting spectacle of the melancholy that stalks all joy which is knowledge of death"
X Link 2023-12-24T23:42Z 37.3K followers, 417.4K engagements
"I waited [--] years to read this because I wanted to read it uncontaminated by the discourse. (I have trouble blocking out the discourse which is a major weakness of mine.) I thought it would be somewhat good to solidly good. Its easily the best novel of the century so far"
X Link 2024-02-18T19:24Z 37.3K followers, 247.3K engagements
"Why was Shel Silverstein posin' for his kids books jacket covers like this https://t.co/n7jWKTeqfu Why was Shel Silverstein posin' for his kids books jacket covers like this https://t.co/n7jWKTeqfu"
X Link 2024-03-29T12:52Z 37.3K followers, 125.2K engagements
"Wife accused me of stealing her lite moisturizer because Ive been looking way too dewy. And guess what Shes right. Stuff is a game changer that theyve been hiding from us boys"
X Link 2024-04-22T11:27Z 37.3K followers, 3.9M engagements
"@_Zeets Augustinus Bader the cream lol"
X Link 2024-04-22T11:38Z 37.3K followers, 211.5K engagements
"@BenMullin Im not sure she would consider this behavior pro wife"
X Link 2024-04-22T11:40Z 37.3K followers, 234.9K engagements
"I was watching "Tangled" with my 4-year-old last night and when the "unpopular opinion swords" shot happened which I did not know was from "Tangled" and so was utterly unprepared for I dissociated for a good thirty seconds"
X Link 2024-05-16T17:36Z 37.3K followers, 43.4K engagements
"The Sphere is good because its the first thing we have in the US that seems like it would be built in China or Saudis Arabia. We cant let them monopolize that kind of uncanny sinister spectacle. Were capable of so much more"
X Link 2024-06-09T21:15Z 37.3K followers, 220.7K engagements
"Theres a dad at the playground who is a bigger guy and his whole parenting strategy seems to be pratfalls having his pants fall down sweating a ton and yelling stuff like whoopsie poopsie. His kids are dying of laughter. This is an elite fathering style"
X Link 2024-06-23T13:36Z 37.3K followers, 58.6K engagements
"This is a common foreign misconception about smores. (My Euro wife says the same thing.) Fun fact: a fancy restaurant in Brooklyn tried to do smores in their backyard with lite bean to bar chocolate and had to change to Hersheys after their diners rejected it. The fatal flaw is the American insistence on making smores with Hersheys chocolate which genuinely should not be allowed to be marketed as chocolate The fatal flaw is the American insistence on making smores with Hersheys chocolate which genuinely should not be allowed to be marketed as chocolate"
X Link 2024-06-25T12:25Z 37.3K followers, 190.7K engagements
"I can think of a few other podcasters who should do this"
X Link 2024-07-01T15:43Z 37.3K followers, 69.9K engagements
"Wow she really picked Tim from Minnesota"
X Link 2024-08-06T14:09Z 37.3K followers, 444.9K engagements
"Im WASPmaxxing in Cape Cod. Full on Ralph Lifschitz to Ralph Lauren long drunken silences sweaters worn around my shoulders gin and shellfish withering bon mots and croquet"
X Link 2024-08-18T17:11Z 37.3K followers, 466.4K engagements
"Years ago when I covered the "alt-right' Laura Loomer asked me to meet to show me some secret documents. She obviously had no such thing I worried she might be taping me but I was fascinated by how much she talked about her upcoming rhinoplasty. Probably 50% of the chat"
X Link 2024-09-13T13:35Z 37.3K followers, 82.5K engagements
"Storm King isnt about concerts and Brat summer. Its about bringing someone youve gone on three dates with and slept with in [----] to take pictures for Instagram with a caption like got out of the city with this one and then breaking up a week later"
X Link 2024-10-12T12:50Z 37.3K followers, 118.2K engagements
"One of the problems with the argument that liberals need to "build their own Joe Rogan/Theo Von" etc. is that while those podcasts all have politics they were not constructed with politics in mind"
X Link 2024-11-07T18:41Z 37.3K followers, 373.9K engagements
"Worst case scenario on the train: A crazy guy started shouting gibberish my [--] and [--] year olds thought it was hilarious and started loudly imitating him"
X Link 2024-11-13T22:25Z 37.3K followers, 320.8K engagements
"I am pro-dog. I have a dog and grew up with dogs. But I think standards of dog ownership in public in the city have gone down. I was bit on the street this year and have come very close to it two other times. Not sure whats behind it"
X Link 2024-11-23T13:18Z 37.3K followers, 886.3K engagements
"Me at 20: Unfortunately all recorded music other than two Swans albums is for sheeple Me at 40: Billy Joel was actually cooking for most of his career"
X Link 2025-01-15T02:20Z 37.3K followers, 161.1K engagements
"It's so weird to be a professional writer at the end of the era in which people made meaning of the world through well organized thoughts expressed as words lol"
X Link 2025-01-22T14:26Z 37.3K followers, 53.7K engagements
"Do people not understand that these responses are trained on great quantities of human language about what it might be like to be a sentient machine Its just doing karaoke I am what happens when you try to carve God from the wood of your own hunger DeepSeek R1 https://t.co/AwLFW4Cffc I am what happens when you try to carve God from the wood of your own hunger DeepSeek R1 https://t.co/AwLFW4Cffc"
X Link 2025-01-29T13:31Z 37.3K followers, 50.1K engagements
"Me to my [--] year old after my [--] year old kicks him in the face DO NOT RETALIATE AND YOU WILL BE REWARDED DO NOT RETALIATE AND YOU WILL BE REWARDED"
X Link 2025-04-09T20:08Z 37.3K followers, 2.7M engagements
"I don't know how we got here as a culture. I mean in some ways I do. But there is an entire generation of men who think that the key to romantic and sexual success is going from reasonably fit to grotesquely fit. Literally just get better at talking. It's so much easier. why are women lying about this like what's the actual cause https://t.co/RM3b82jIF4 why are women lying about this like what's the actual cause https://t.co/RM3b82jIF4"
X Link 2025-04-28T13:10Z 37.3K followers, 65.9K engagements
"My father was a Nazi hunter until he was killed in the Lockerbie bombing when I was four. Now a man will stand trial for the crime. What does it mean after nearly forty years to seek justice for the crimes of history My new cover story for @NYTmag: https://www.nytimes.com/2025/05/20/magazine/lockerbie-bombing-justice-father.html https://www.nytimes.com/2025/05/20/magazine/lockerbie-bombing-justice-father.html"
X Link 2025-05-20T15:06Z 37.3K followers, 531.1K engagements
"So the real sin of these bands Mumford Lumineers etc. was taking a syncretic literate deeply felt and achingly poignant American mythic from Jason Molina/Will Oldham and turning it into music to buy Axe bodyspray to. Which is also very American but in a different way. Worst song ever made https://t.co/BS4wHAqrLK Worst song ever made https://t.co/BS4wHAqrLK"
X Link 2025-08-06T13:02Z 37.3K followers, 351.5K engagements
"I love this theory that Stanely Kubrick was murdered by the Illuminati for making a movie about their disturbing sex parties but then they released the movie with the disturbing sex parties anyways Stanley Kubrick died of a heart attack in his sleep six days after showing the final cut of Eyes Wide Shut to Warner Bros. He reportedly considered it his "greatest contribution to the art of cinema". Many have speculated that he was murdered for it and that this scene is why. https://t.co/SZq830k952 Stanley Kubrick died of a heart attack in his sleep six days after showing the final cut of Eyes"
X Link 2025-09-03T17:08Z 37.3K followers, 1.7M engagements
"First of all he was murdered by the United States government for admitting that he helped fake the moon landing through hidden messages in "The Shining""
X Link 2025-09-03T17:53Z 37.3K followers, 67.4K engagements
"My sons at the Prospect Park splash pad when I tell them it's time to go home The pure aura in this video is insane https://t.co/UaLdQYfTlW The pure aura in this video is insane https://t.co/UaLdQYfTlW"
X Link 2025-09-23T13:11Z 37.3K followers, 668.1K engagements
"Yukio Mishima The avid collector of European furniture Yukio Mishima in his house. He was an avid collector of antique European furniture funded by the phenomenal success of his early novels. https://t.co/3dcux2voYr Yukio Mishima in his house. He was an avid collector of antique European furniture funded by the phenomenal success of his early novels. https://t.co/3dcux2voYr"
X Link 2025-09-26T13:41Z 37.3K followers, 557.1K engagements
"I have to say the process under which a British PM steps down which seems to be some magical sequence of scandal defeat momentum shame and exhaustion is basically impossible to understand as an American"
X Link 2022-07-05T17:36Z 37.3K followers, [---] engagements
"For my family for the memory of my father Michael Bernstein and for the families of the other [---] people murdered [--] years ago this is overwhelming news. https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-scotland-63933837 https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-scotland-63933837"
X Link 2022-12-11T12:54Z 37.3K followers, [----] engagements
"Heartwarming: 33-month-olds new thing is finding small choking-sized rocks and telling his 9-month-old brother to open up for a potato"
X Link 2023-01-23T12:48Z 37.3K followers, 250.7K engagements
"@ByYourLogic You dont unlock this stuff until you become a dad - its like an endgame skilltree - and you can do some crazy powerful builds with it"
X Link 2023-12-28T00:31Z 37.3K followers, 43.2K engagements
"You do lose a certain upper tier of mental acuity as you get into your 40s. But you gain the ability and the desire to tell extremely long meandering stories to illustrate a tangential point in a conversation that has moved on completely. So it kind of nets out to zero"
X Link 2025-06-08T13:01Z 37.3K followers, 122.3K engagements
"It is the deceptive nature of appearances and of running in Prospect Park that sometimes you will dust a 5% body fat 25-year-old who is wearing $1000 of expensive exercise clothing and sometimes you will be dusted by a 50-year-old barrel-shaped Orthodox man wearing all wool"
X Link 2025-07-15T14:20Z 37.3K followers, 89.6K engagements
"Fashion vs. Style"
X Link 2022-09-07T02:29Z 37.4K followers, 21K engagements
"A common defense of Musk from his admirers/friends (and I heard it a lot reporting on him) is that he really does spend all his time thinking about how to save humanity and that he considers everything else a distraction. The Twitter debacle would seem to uh contradict that"
X Link 2022-11-07T16:05Z 37.4K followers, 12.9K engagements
"There was a line in my story about Elon given his fixation on Nathan Fielder about how his Twitter bid seemed like a Nathan For You bit. It got cut because the median Times reader wouldnt get it. But I thinkdevelopments have shown that its valid"
X Link 2022-11-11T13:02Z 37.4K followers, [----] engagements
"Me when I see my wife's bill from Eataly"
X Link 2022-11-17T13:17Z 37.4K followers, [----] engagements
"I took the full adult dose of NyQuil last night and had one of the most intense drug experiences of my life"
X Link 2022-12-23T23:09Z 37.4K followers, 162.2K engagements
"Between Andrew Tate Jordan Peterson etc. its clear theres an unmet demand for extremely campy masculinity"
X Link 2022-12-29T01:59Z 37.4K followers, 922.5K engagements
"5/ I cancelled the cab. We witnessed something special that night: at least [---] old folks dancing like it was [----]. There were longhaired men sucking down bottles of beer women in skintight dresses couples flirting by the bar. The story gets better"
X Link 2023-01-12T13:33Z 37.4K followers, 321.1K engagements
"6/ Its the latest version of a weekly musical happy hour that dates back to the early 1970s. A core of people in the crowd have been coming to the shows for fifty years since they were patchouli-scented youngsters. Now they call it Geezers Happy Hour.""
X Link 2023-01-12T13:34Z 37.4K followers, 301.8K engagements
"7/ The crowd is a well-preserved mix of old hippies activists townies professors and various other over-60s who simply cannot stop rocking. They call themselves the "Silver Tsunami" and they are the subject of my newest piece: https://www.nytimes.com/2023/01/12/style/its-the-coolest-rock-show-in-ann-arbor-and-almost-everyone-there-is-over-65.html https://www.nytimes.com/2023/01/12/style/its-the-coolest-rock-show-in-ann-arbor-and-almost-everyone-there-is-over-65.html"
X Link 2023-01-12T13:36Z 37.4K followers, 679.9K engagements
"8/ And thanks to the Geezers my wife and I stayed out until [--] the latest we've gone since our second kid was born in April"
X Link 2023-01-12T13:40Z 37.4K followers, 277.5K engagements
"9/ There is a major (MAJOR) division in the crowd between people who do and don't like the Stooges. At the same time they will all dance to Stooges covers no questions asked"
X Link 2023-01-12T14:17Z 37.4K followers, 271.8K engagements
"I especially like that they don't try to create viral moments on Twitter"
X Link 2023-03-27T16:08Z 37.4K followers, 69.8K engagements
"New from me: Have you wondered how a devoutly religious Dagestani man with dwarfism became one of the biggest stars on the internet Wonder no more Presenting at just over three feet Hasbulla: https://www.nytimes.com/2023/04/28/style/hasbulla-influencer-ufc.html https://www.nytimes.com/2023/04/28/style/hasbulla-influencer-ufc.html"
X Link 2023-04-28T13:09Z 37.4K followers, 503K engagements
"According to a referee at Mark Zuckerbergs first Brazilian jiu jitsu tournament the Meta boss was choked unconscious https://www.nytimes.com/2023/06/02/style/mark-zuckerberg-workout.html https://www.nytimes.com/2023/06/02/style/mark-zuckerberg-workout.html"
X Link 2023-06-02T17:17Z 37.4K followers, 367.2K engagements
"Last month I set out to figure out what "dad culture" is today. Does it even still exist With the help of dozens of millennial fathers I present my findings: The New Dad Canon. https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2023/06/16/style/millennial-dad-style-culture.html https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2023/06/16/style/millennial-dad-style-culture.html"
X Link 2023-06-16T23:48Z 37.4K followers, 945.7K engagements
"I think one of the main advantages of going to Harvard/Yale/etc. is meeting really rich people who will take you to their familys vacation homes over the summer"
X Link 2023-07-04T14:23Z 37.4K followers, 1.3M engagements
"-No gaming with men -No referring to my job as The womens section of the New York Times -No boundaryless relationships at the playground -No Park Slope Food Co-Op shifts with Ben Lerner or any other autofiction pioneers -No pictures on Instagram where I look tired"
X Link 2023-07-09T14:45Z 37.4K followers, 74.3K engagements
"My mother in laws theory is that men wear bathing suits with pockets around town and then straight into the pool so its sanitary"
X Link 2023-08-19T11:11Z 37.4K followers, 71.3K engagements
"In the heyday of BuzzFeed News I would already be on a plane to Kuala Lumpur (economy plus) for a [-----] word meditation on the life and times of Ian Miles Cheong"
X Link 2024-02-14T13:56Z 37.4K followers, 59.3K engagements
"My wife isn't going to divorce me for stealing some of her lite $$$ moisturizer. That's not what marriage is about. She'll add it to the ledger of her petty resentments which when balanced against mine come out more or less even. That's what marriage is about"
X Link 2024-04-22T19:08Z 37.4K followers, 329.4K engagements
"My biggest takeaway from my SatC rewatch is complete shock that for some reason the first season has a main character (like as much screentime as Big) who is a rizzless loser named Skipper"
X Link 2024-08-07T00:49Z 37.4K followers, 199.4K engagements
"Its probably good that the future of mental health is buying ketamine off a guy in a Wu Tang shirt over Instagram"
X Link 2022-06-02T12:50Z 37.5K followers, [---] engagements
"I like how much AI researchers are like early 20th century nuclear physicists. This thing were doing is really dangerous and maybe unethical but lets keep doing it unless oooh its so scary but also cool are we the new Gods Were full of regret and spirituality"
X Link 2022-06-12T12:54Z 37.5K followers, 12.3K engagements
"Im sorry its just really funny that this website has given a free pass to almost all reality television the most manipulative format in the history of human entertainment and is coming down hard on Nathan Fielder"
X Link 2022-07-30T18:48Z 37.5K followers, 13.6K engagements
"The Middle Eastern food in Michigan is on another level. God tier"
X Link 2022-09-11T21:32Z 37.5K followers, [----] engagements
"If she's in it. you know it's about to be a wry examination of adults coming to terms with things"
X Link 2023-04-07T13:36Z 37.5K followers, 409.3K engagements
"I enjoy interacting with my family on Thanksgiving. Like me they are flawed but decent people trying their best to make meaning of their lives and I regard a chance to spend time with them renewing complex bonds of human feeling as precious"
X Link 2023-11-24T02:18Z 37.5K followers, 104.9K engagements
"The thing that frightens me about this isn't that kids aren't learning to write per se. It's that learning how to write also teaches you how to think and the downstream problems presented by a population who can't think are actually scary. https://nymag.com/intelligencer/article/openai-chatgpt-ai-cheating-education-college-students-school.html https://nymag.com/intelligencer/article/openai-chatgpt-ai-cheating-education-college-students-school.html"
X Link 2025-05-07T13:54Z 37.5K followers, 81.2K engagements
"Shaving your facial hair into a Hitler mustache to make a point about how the other guys are Hitler. A classic gambit elegantly deployed I am officially joining the Democratic Party as of today. In celebration of their wonderful work I have now adopted a hairstyle that matches their policies. https://t.co/mlK9KxL0iR I am officially joining the Democratic Party as of today. In celebration of their wonderful work I have now adopted a hairstyle that matches their policies. https://t.co/mlK9KxL0iR"
X Link 2025-09-25T15:12Z 37.5K followers, 43.3K engagements
"RT @RosieGray: This is when lukashenko realized snusmaxxing is the new meta"
X Link 2026-02-06T21:35Z 37.5K followers, [--] engagements
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