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#  @AwesomeNewsom Governor Newsom Press Office (parody)
Governor Newsom Press Office (parody) posts on X about donald trump, white house, donald j, the white the most. They currently have XXXXXX followers and XX posts still getting attention that total XXXXXXX engagements in the last XX hours.
### Engagements: XXXXXXX [#](/creator/twitter::1265084903865102341/interactions)

- X Week XXXXXXXXX -XX%
- X Month XXXXXXXXXX -XX%
- X Year XXXXXXXXXX +563,640%
### Mentions: XX [#](/creator/twitter::1265084903865102341/posts_active)

- X Week XX -XX%
- X Month XXX +27%
- X Year XXX +885%
### Followers: XXXXXX [#](/creator/twitter::1265084903865102341/followers)

- X Week XXXXXX +4.40%
- X Month XXXXXX +20%
- X Year XXXXXX +1,485%
### CreatorRank: XXXXXX [#](/creator/twitter::1265084903865102341/influencer_rank)

### Social Influence
**Social category influence**
[finance](/list/finance) #1930 [countries](/list/countries) #7826 [celebrities](/list/celebrities) XXXX% [travel destinations](/list/travel-destinations) XXXX% [musicians](/list/musicians) XXXX%
**Social topic influence**
[donald trump](/topic/donald-trump) #596, [white house](/topic/white-house) #931, [donald j](/topic/donald-j) #37, [the white](/topic/the-white) 3.95%, [i am](/topic/i-am) 2.63%, [money](/topic/money) #668, [joe](/topic/joe) 2.63%, [joe biden](/topic/joe-biden) 2.63%, [fifa world](/topic/fifa-world) 1.32%, [nobel peace](/topic/nobel-peace) XXXX%
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### Top Social Posts
Top posts by engagements in the last XX hours
"WHAT AN AMAZING NIGHT FOR DONALD TRUMP. AFTER RECEIVING THE PRESTIGIOUS FISHER-PRICE MEDAL DONALD JOINED THE VILLAGE PEOPLE AS THEIR NEWEST MEMBER THE VILLAGE IDIOT"
[X Link](https://x.com/AwesomeNewsom/status/1997368280361607177) 2025-12-06T18:11Z 41.9K followers, 462.8K engagements
"DONALD TRUMP ENDS WOKENESS. EVERY DAY. AT NOON"
[X Link](https://x.com/AwesomeNewsom/status/1986912653705437676) 2025-11-07T21:44Z 41.9K followers, 5.4M engagements
"WE'RE HEARING IT WAS AN MRI OF THE NECK ORDERED BY HIS GYNECOLOGIST"
[X Link](https://x.com/AwesomeNewsom/status/1995568773693407413) 2025-12-01T19:00Z 41.9K followers, 533.5K engagements
"SLEEPY DOPEY AND GROPEY"
[X Link](https://x.com/AwesomeNewsom/status/1996148746195988536) 2025-12-03T09:25Z 41.9K followers, 383.9K engagements
"THE ONLY PART OF DONALD THAT'S THIN"
[X Link](https://x.com/AwesomeNewsom/status/1996853296213237772) 2025-12-05T08:05Z 41.9K followers, 64.9K engagements
"I WANT TO CONGRATULATE DONALD J. TRUMP FOR WINNING THE "YOU DIDN'T WIN THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE BECAUSE YOU'RE A WARMONGER AND A CLOWN BUT WE STILL NEED YOU SO HERE'S A HAPPY MEAL AWARD YOU CAN WEAR TO YOUR CABINET CONCUBINE MEETINGS SO YOUR HAREM CAN CLAP LIKE CIRCUS SEALS" MEDAL"
[X Link](https://x.com/AwesomeNewsom/status/1997015828688965961) 2025-12-05T18:50Z 41.9K followers, 1.6M engagements
"I AM DESIGNATING THE FOLLOWING GROUPS AS TERRORIST ORGANIZATIONS: ALL RECIPIENTS OF THE HELLO KITTY PEACE PRIZE GROWN MEN WITH ELF-SIZE HANDS GUARDIANS OF THE EPSTEIN TRUMP'S CABINET OF CLAPPING CLOWNS ANYONE WEARING HORSE MANURE MAKEUP ALL DROWSY PIGGIES. --GCN"
[X Link](https://x.com/AwesomeNewsom/status/1998477329962549737) 2025-12-09T19:38Z 41.9K followers, 52K engagements
"TRUMP'S MRI"
[X Link](https://x.com/AwesomeNewsom/status/1996065637672910925) 2025-12-03T03:55Z 41.9K followers, 31.7K engagements
"LARA TRUMP CLAIMS THEY GOT DE-BANKED. NO THE BANKS GOT DE-FRAUDED BY YOUR DE-RANGED AND DE-PRAVED FAMILY LED BY DONNY WHO IS DE-BRAINED DE-SOULED DE-HAIRED DE-THINNED AND DE-AWAKE"
[X Link](https://x.com/AwesomeNewsom/status/1994156626262086032) 2025-11-27T21:29Z 41.8K followers, 66.9K engagements
"YES HE BARELY SLEEPS. UNLESS SOMEONE IS FILMING HIM OR HE'S AT AN IMPORTANT MEETING OR IN HIS OFFICE OR AT HOME OR SOMEWHERE OUTDOORS OR INDOORS BUT MOSTLY AT NIGHT AND DURING THE DAY"
[X Link](https://x.com/AwesomeNewsom/status/1994605199961248241) 2025-11-29T03:11Z 41.8K followers, 145K engagements
"NEW BROADWAY SHOW IN NYC: "OF COURSE HE KNEW ABOUT THE GIRLS" STARRING TRUMP GHISLAINE MAXWELL AND THE GHOST OF EPSTEIN. WATCH DONNY DANCE AROUND THE ISSUE SCREAM HOAX START A WAR AND FALL ASLEEP. ANYONE BUYING A TICKET WILL BE CALLED A TRAITOR AND DEPORTED TO EL SALVADOR"
[X Link](https://x.com/AwesomeNewsom/status/1994837695257088480) 2025-11-29T18:35Z 41.8K followers, 33.3K engagements
"THE TRUMP FAMILY VODKA. GOES DOWN EASY WITH LIES TREASON INCOMPETENCE TAX CHEATING BANK FRAUD ASSAULT INSURRECTION AND WAR. ONLY $XX PER BOTTLE. PLUS $XXX TARIFF TAX $XXX TRUMP'S YOUR DADDY TAX AND $50000 TOM HOMAN TAX (BRING YOUR OWN PAPER BAG.)"
[X Link](https://x.com/AwesomeNewsom/status/1994861751377281132) 2025-11-29T20:11Z 41.8K followers, 86K engagements
"GOOD NEWS PATRIOTS YOUR PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP HAS ENDORSED A HONDURAN PRESIDENT AND WILL PARDON THE OLD HONDURAN PRESIDENT. YOU CAN SLEEP PEACEFULLY KNOWING THAT TRUMP WILL ALWAYS BE THERE FOR PRESIDENT JUAN HERNANDEZ. AMERICA FIRST"
[X Link](https://x.com/AwesomeNewsom/status/1994906331585941552) 2025-11-29T23:08Z 41.9K followers, 41.4K engagements
"YES DONNY IS BUILT DIFFERENT. WE'VE ANALYZED HIS MRI AND DETERMINED WHAT HE'S MADE OF: XX% DELIRIUM XX% HATE XX% TINY PUTIN PULLING LEVERS X% CIRCUS MONKEYS FIGHTING XX% WINDMILLS XX% CHICKEN AND XX% PORK"
[X Link](https://x.com/AwesomeNewsom/status/1996301549144826172) 2025-12-03T19:32Z 41.8K followers, 56.5K engagements
"THREE LITTLE PIGGIES (DONALD JR & ERIC) WENT TO THE MARKET (OUR COUNTRY) AND ROBBED IT BLIND. YOU CAN PUT A PIG IN THE WHITE HOUSE BUT IT WILL STILL BE A PIG"
[X Link](https://x.com/AwesomeNewsom/status/1996426481346724253) 2025-12-04T03:48Z 41.8K followers, 99.8K engagements
"WHILE LOSERS TALK DURING MEETINGS. DONALD IS FOCUSED. ON HIS BATTLE. WITH WOKENESS"
[X Link](https://x.com/AwesomeNewsom/status/1996660460679287198) 2025-12-04T19:18Z 41.8K followers, 58.7K engagements
"TRUMP HATES CRIME SO MUCH THAT HE'S PARDONING THOUSANDS OF CRIMINALS. THAT'S THE NEXT LEVEL OF CRIME FIGHTING. THE MAN IS PLAYING 4D CHESS. EVERY CITIZEN AND POLICE OFFICER NEEDS TO READ HIS NEW BOOK: "HOW I STOPPED CRIME BY STARTING IT." PICK ONE UP AT YOUR NEXT MENSA MEETING"
[X Link](https://x.com/AwesomeNewsom/status/1996805979095421375) 2025-12-05T04:56Z 41.9K followers, 88.2K engagements
"THAT SLEEPY JOE BIDEN. LAST WEEK HE SNUCK INTO THREE CABINET MEETINGS PUT ON A DONALD MASK (PEOPLE WERE HORRIFIED) AND FELL ASLEEP. THEN HE WOKE UP TALKED GIBBERISH LIMPED TO THE WHITE HOUSE STARTED A WAR SHOT AT BOATS TRIPLED PRICES DISAPPOINTED MELANIA AND FELL ASLEEP"
[X Link](https://x.com/AwesomeNewsom/status/1998132682451271945) 2025-12-08T20:48Z 41.8K followers, 1828 engagements
"DONNY THIS FEELS LOW ENERGY. YOU BARELY USED CAPS. YOU ONLY MISSPELLED SOME WORDS. YOU ONLY LIED EVERY OTHER WORD. IT FELT LIKE YOU WERE A 5-YEAR-OLD AND NOT YOUR USUAL 2-YEAR-OLD. AND YOU CALLED A JOURNALIST "UGLY" INSTEAD OF YOUR USUAL "PIGGY." LOW ENERGY LOW EFFORT AND SAD"
[X Link](https://x.com/AwesomeNewsom/status/1993919290307920057) 2025-11-27T05:46Z 41.9K followers, 110.1K engagements
"I GAVIN C. NEWSOM AM DECLARING THE MAR-A-LAGO AIRSPACE PERMANENTLY CLOSED. I'M ALSO CLOSING GOLF GAMES CANCELLING NAPS OUTLAWING UGLY GOLD AND UGLY PRESIDENTS RETURNING FREE JETS TO QATAR AND DISALLOWING PIGS IN THE OVAL OFFICE IT'S THE WHITE HOUSE NOT A GODDAMN FARM"
[X Link](https://x.com/AwesomeNewsom/status/1995214853531934853) 2025-11-30T19:34Z 41.9K followers, 241K engagements
"I GAVIN C. NEWSOM HEREBY CANCEL ANYTHING SIGNED BY DONALD J. TRUMP SINCE HE WAS SLEEPING OR INSANE WHILE SIGNING IT"
[X Link](https://x.com/AwesomeNewsom/status/1996092139466314218) 2025-12-03T05:40Z 41.9K followers, 395.1K engagements
"PETE HEGSETH UNCOVERS A SLEEPER CELL"
[X Link](https://x.com/AwesomeNewsom/status/1996691324809236655) 2025-12-04T21:21Z 41.9K followers, 174.4K engagements
"I LIKE PRESIDENTS WHO CAN DO 2ND GRADE ARITHMETIC"
[X Link](https://x.com/AwesomeNewsom/status/1997737995445862823) 2025-12-07T18:40Z 41.9K followers, 211.2K engagements
"ACCORDING TO TRUMP'S PHYSICIAN THE BANDAGES ON HIS HAND ARE THERE BECAUSE DONALD CUT HIMSELF SHAVING"
[X Link](https://x.com/AwesomeNewsom/status/1998110772497678669) 2025-12-08T19:21Z 41.9K followers, 20K engagements
"TO CELEBRATE JIMMY KIMMEL SIGNING A ONE YEAR EXTENSION I'M AWARDING JIMMY "THE NOBEL NEWSOM PRIZE OF NOBILITY AND ASTONISHMENT" THE MEDAL OF VICTORY FOR WAKING UP TARIFF TODDLER LONG ENOUGH TO MAKE HIM CRY AND 2ND PLACE FOR HOTTEST PATRIOT. --GCN ("C" IS FOR CHAMPION. SORRY.)"
[X Link](https://x.com/AwesomeNewsom/status/1998225589430317257) 2025-12-09T02:58Z 41.9K followers, 60.2K engagements
"I GAVIN C. NEWSOM AM RENAMING THE PENTAGON AS "THE DEPARTMENT OF WAR ON SOBRIETY AND SPEEDBOATS.""
[X Link](https://x.com/AwesomeNewsom/status/1998697603832131762) 2025-12-10T10:13Z 41.9K followers, 57.3K engagements
"DONALD I KNOW YOU'RE SLOW WHEN IT COMES TO CRIMINAL JUSTICE (AND EVERYTHING ELSE) SO I GAVIN C. NEWSOM THE WORLD'S FOREMOST EXPERT ON JUSTICE (MANY CALL ME A ONE-MAN SCOTUS) HAVE SOME ADVICE. IF YOU DON'T WANT TO BE PROSECUTED STOP COMMITTING CRIMES FOR FIVE GODDAMN MINUTES"
[X Link](https://x.com/AwesomeNewsom/status/1999047667079643303) 2025-12-11T09:24Z 41.9K followers, 81.2K engagements
"IT SADDENS ME TO SEE A SENILE BALD MAN DREAM ABOUT HAVING FED HAIR. DONALD WE HAVE GREAT NURSING HOMES. YOU'LL BE SAFE FROM JIMMY KIMMEL & TAYLOR SWIFT. YOU CAN BRING YOUR PEACE PRIZE BARBIE DOLL. AND THERE IS BINGO AND A KID ROCK PERFORMANCE EVERY TUESDAY AT NOON. -LOVE GAVIN"
[X Link](https://x.com/AwesomeNewsom/status/1999307593794326953) 2025-12-12T02:37Z 41.9K followers, 36.8K engagements
"THIS IS WHY MAGA LOVES HIM. EVERY DAY DURING EVERY MEETING. DONALD FIGHTS WOKENESS"
[X Link](https://x.com/AwesomeNewsom/status/1993864140188996017) 2025-11-27T02:07Z 41.9K followers, 208.8K engagements
"I GAVIN C. NEWSOM JUST HAD AN AMAZING 3-DAY MEETING WITH NO NAPS. (DIDN'T EVEN BLINK) I ONLY NEED FIVE HOURS OF SLEEP. PER YEAR. I WAS WOKE BEFORE THERE WAS WOKE UNLIKE THE KING OF SNOOZOPIA. NOBODY KNOWS IF HE'S NAPPING OR IN A COMA. WHO KNEW THAT PIGGIES HIBERNATE. NOT I"
[X Link](https://x.com/AwesomeNewsom/status/1995932381048701299) 2025-12-02T19:05Z 41.9K followers, 227K engagements
"I HAD MY OFFICE ANALYZE WHAT LUTNICK IS SAYING BUT NO ONE SPEAKS IMBECILIAN. WE DID NOTICE A TRUMPONESE DIALECT. UPON FURTHER ANALYSIS WE BELIEVE LUTNICK IS EITHER A BATSHITIAN OR A BULLSHITIAN. --GCN"
[X Link](https://x.com/AwesomeNewsom/status/1996008713065255242) 2025-12-03T00:08Z 41.9K followers, 387.6K engagements
"I GAVIN C. NEWSOM AM A PATRIOT. I AM ROOTING FOR MY PRESIDENT TO OVERTAKE NIXON AND BE NUMBER ONE. ON HIS BEST DAY NIXON COULDN'T MATCH DONALD'S CORRUPTION LYING ODOR AND LOW ENERGY. ADD TRUMP'S TYRANNY INCOMPETENCE AND FACE - SORRY NIXON YOU WILL NEVER BE AS HATED"
[X Link](https://x.com/AwesomeNewsom/status/1996709286584393892) 2025-12-04T22:32Z 41.9K followers, 39.4K engagements
"A PROUD DONALD J. TRUMP BECOMES THE FIRST RECIPIENT OF THE FIFA - THE FAT INCOHERENT FASCIST AWARD. BRAVO COULDN'T HAPPEN TO A FATTER FASCIST. --GCN"
[X Link](https://x.com/AwesomeNewsom/status/1997031732013355278) 2025-12-05T19:54Z 41.9K followers, 395.3K engagements
"I GAVIN C. NEWSOM WAS AWARDED A MEDAL FROM "THE ASSOCIATION OF BEST MEN ON THE PLANET." AS WELL AS TROPHIES FROM "THE SOCIETY OF STUDS" "GENIUS GUILD" & "SYNCHRONIZED SWIMMING." TOMORROW I'M RECEIVING "THE NOBEL PRIZE IN PATRIOTISM" AND "THE AWARD FOR ANKLE EXCELLENCE.""
[X Link](https://x.com/AwesomeNewsom/status/1997238179946963339) 2025-12-06T09:34Z 41.9K followers, 112.3K engagements
"DONNY IS GREAT AT DESTROYING BUT SUCKS AT BUILDING. LUCKILY I GAVIN C. NEWSOM AM ALSO BUILDING A BALLROOM. MADE FROM GAVINIZED STEEL. IT WILL BE FOR KAITLAN (NOT CAITLIN) COLLINS CNN (NOT FOX) AND PATRIOTS WHO KNOW HOW TO SPELL. I WILL CALL IT "MY BIG BEAUTIFUL BALLS-ROOM.""
[X Link](https://x.com/AwesomeNewsom/status/1997542311958655128) 2025-12-07T05:42Z 41.9K followers, 40.3K engagements
"BREAKING NEWS: PEOPLE KISS UP TO TRUMP EVEN THOUGH THEY DESPISE HIM. IN OTHER NEWS: WATER OFFICIALLY CAME OUT AS WET"
[X Link](https://x.com/AwesomeNewsom/status/1997897355576668314) 2025-12-08T05:13Z 41.9K followers, 25.9K engagements
"KNOWING THERE WOULD BE FAMILIES PRESENT DONALD TRUMP WORE HIS SPARE CHIN TO COVER UP HIS NECK. WE THANK HIM"
[X Link](https://x.com/AwesomeNewsom/status/1998102566769676744) 2025-12-08T18:49Z 41.9K followers, 29.1K engagements
"THAT SLEEPY JOE BIDEN. LAST WEEK HE SNUCK INTO THREE MEETINGS PUT ON A DONALD MASK AND FELL ASLEEP. THEN WOKE UP TALKED GIBBERISH HOBBLED TO THE WHITE HOUSE STARTED A WAR TRIPLED PRICES CRIED RECEIVED THE OLIVE BRANCH PEACE PRIZE FROM OLIVE GARDEN AND FELL ASLEEP"
[X Link](https://x.com/AwesomeNewsom/status/1998137504432857328) 2025-12-08T21:07Z 41.9K followers, 58K engagements
"I WILL JOIN DONALD TRUMP IN OUR INVESTIGATION OF WHO HARMED THE FARMERS BY TARIFFS. THE PRESIDENT AND I HAVE RELEASED A JOINED STATEMENT: "WE WILL NOT REST UNTIL WE FIND THE DERANGED ANIMAL WHO FAILED MATH BUT THINKS HE KNOWS TARIFFS. WE'RE COMING TARIFF BOY" --GCN & DJT"
[X Link](https://x.com/AwesomeNewsom/status/1998257568746180957) 2025-12-09T05:05Z 41.9K followers, 73.4K engagements
"CHARGES AGAINST FIFA ARE DROPPED AFTER FIFA GIVES TRUMP A DOLLAR STORE TROPHY. IMAGINE IF THEY GAVE HIM A BURGER KING CROWN. FIFA WOULD BE RUNNING AMERICA"
[X Link](https://x.com/AwesomeNewsom/status/1998953551926800758) 2025-12-11T03:10Z 41.9K followers, 131.6K engagements
"YOU KNOW WHO'S NOT IN EITHER OF THESE PICTURES ME. --GCN"
[X Link](https://x.com/AwesomeNewsom/status/1998992120687042986) 2025-12-11T05:43Z 41.9K followers, 87.4K engagements
"NO TINA IS IN PRISON FOR THE "CRIME" OF BELIEVING A FAILED CASINO OWNER TURNED REALITY ACTOR TURNED SHOE SALESMAN TURNED BIBLE SALESMAN TURNED ELECTION THIEF TURNED CONVICTED FELON TURNED PEACE PRIZE LOSER TURNED HIBERNATING HOG TURNED ANGRY OLD MAN. TINA GOT TRUMPED"
[X Link](https://x.com/AwesomeNewsom/status/1999345648399704256) 2025-12-12T05:08Z 41.9K followers, 10.2K engagements
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@AwesomeNewsom Governor Newsom Press Office (parody)Governor Newsom Press Office (parody) posts on X about donald trump, white house, donald j, the white the most. They currently have XXXXXX followers and XX posts still getting attention that total XXXXXXX engagements in the last XX hours.
Social category influence finance #1930 countries #7826 celebrities XXXX% travel destinations XXXX% musicians XXXX%
Social topic influence donald trump #596, white house #931, donald j #37, the white 3.95%, i am 2.63%, money #668, joe 2.63%, joe biden 2.63%, fifa world 1.32%, nobel peace XXXX%
Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by @jamiemilli96 @ronmari98 @marsdeninn @maryellendrury1 @shereewokeaf @kathycaliving1 @veritas71597012 @renatabrasilis @mcmlxxiii_au @blgrieb @gopoftreason @thelongshotcouk @gbart22429 @kristitalmadge @gianl1974 @jeanniesto39861 @jkuda2 @kalelreborn @gbphigherpower @wethememeingful
Top posts by engagements in the last XX hours
"WHAT AN AMAZING NIGHT FOR DONALD TRUMP. AFTER RECEIVING THE PRESTIGIOUS FISHER-PRICE MEDAL DONALD JOINED THE VILLAGE PEOPLE AS THEIR NEWEST MEMBER THE VILLAGE IDIOT"
X Link 2025-12-06T18:11Z 41.9K followers, 462.8K engagements
"DONALD TRUMP ENDS WOKENESS. EVERY DAY. AT NOON"
X Link 2025-11-07T21:44Z 41.9K followers, 5.4M engagements
"WE'RE HEARING IT WAS AN MRI OF THE NECK ORDERED BY HIS GYNECOLOGIST"
X Link 2025-12-01T19:00Z 41.9K followers, 533.5K engagements
"SLEEPY DOPEY AND GROPEY"
X Link 2025-12-03T09:25Z 41.9K followers, 383.9K engagements
"THE ONLY PART OF DONALD THAT'S THIN"
X Link 2025-12-05T08:05Z 41.9K followers, 64.9K engagements
"I WANT TO CONGRATULATE DONALD J. TRUMP FOR WINNING THE "YOU DIDN'T WIN THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE BECAUSE YOU'RE A WARMONGER AND A CLOWN BUT WE STILL NEED YOU SO HERE'S A HAPPY MEAL AWARD YOU CAN WEAR TO YOUR CABINET CONCUBINE MEETINGS SO YOUR HAREM CAN CLAP LIKE CIRCUS SEALS" MEDAL"
X Link 2025-12-05T18:50Z 41.9K followers, 1.6M engagements
"I AM DESIGNATING THE FOLLOWING GROUPS AS TERRORIST ORGANIZATIONS: ALL RECIPIENTS OF THE HELLO KITTY PEACE PRIZE GROWN MEN WITH ELF-SIZE HANDS GUARDIANS OF THE EPSTEIN TRUMP'S CABINET OF CLAPPING CLOWNS ANYONE WEARING HORSE MANURE MAKEUP ALL DROWSY PIGGIES. --GCN"
X Link 2025-12-09T19:38Z 41.9K followers, 52K engagements
"TRUMP'S MRI"
X Link 2025-12-03T03:55Z 41.9K followers, 31.7K engagements
"LARA TRUMP CLAIMS THEY GOT DE-BANKED. NO THE BANKS GOT DE-FRAUDED BY YOUR DE-RANGED AND DE-PRAVED FAMILY LED BY DONNY WHO IS DE-BRAINED DE-SOULED DE-HAIRED DE-THINNED AND DE-AWAKE"
X Link 2025-11-27T21:29Z 41.8K followers, 66.9K engagements
"YES HE BARELY SLEEPS. UNLESS SOMEONE IS FILMING HIM OR HE'S AT AN IMPORTANT MEETING OR IN HIS OFFICE OR AT HOME OR SOMEWHERE OUTDOORS OR INDOORS BUT MOSTLY AT NIGHT AND DURING THE DAY"
X Link 2025-11-29T03:11Z 41.8K followers, 145K engagements
"NEW BROADWAY SHOW IN NYC: "OF COURSE HE KNEW ABOUT THE GIRLS" STARRING TRUMP GHISLAINE MAXWELL AND THE GHOST OF EPSTEIN. WATCH DONNY DANCE AROUND THE ISSUE SCREAM HOAX START A WAR AND FALL ASLEEP. ANYONE BUYING A TICKET WILL BE CALLED A TRAITOR AND DEPORTED TO EL SALVADOR"
X Link 2025-11-29T18:35Z 41.8K followers, 33.3K engagements
"THE TRUMP FAMILY VODKA. GOES DOWN EASY WITH LIES TREASON INCOMPETENCE TAX CHEATING BANK FRAUD ASSAULT INSURRECTION AND WAR. ONLY $XX PER BOTTLE. PLUS $XXX TARIFF TAX $XXX TRUMP'S YOUR DADDY TAX AND $50000 TOM HOMAN TAX (BRING YOUR OWN PAPER BAG.)"
X Link 2025-11-29T20:11Z 41.8K followers, 86K engagements
"GOOD NEWS PATRIOTS YOUR PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP HAS ENDORSED A HONDURAN PRESIDENT AND WILL PARDON THE OLD HONDURAN PRESIDENT. YOU CAN SLEEP PEACEFULLY KNOWING THAT TRUMP WILL ALWAYS BE THERE FOR PRESIDENT JUAN HERNANDEZ. AMERICA FIRST"
X Link 2025-11-29T23:08Z 41.9K followers, 41.4K engagements
"YES DONNY IS BUILT DIFFERENT. WE'VE ANALYZED HIS MRI AND DETERMINED WHAT HE'S MADE OF: XX% DELIRIUM XX% HATE XX% TINY PUTIN PULLING LEVERS X% CIRCUS MONKEYS FIGHTING XX% WINDMILLS XX% CHICKEN AND XX% PORK"
X Link 2025-12-03T19:32Z 41.8K followers, 56.5K engagements
"THREE LITTLE PIGGIES (DONALD JR & ERIC) WENT TO THE MARKET (OUR COUNTRY) AND ROBBED IT BLIND. YOU CAN PUT A PIG IN THE WHITE HOUSE BUT IT WILL STILL BE A PIG"
X Link 2025-12-04T03:48Z 41.8K followers, 99.8K engagements
"WHILE LOSERS TALK DURING MEETINGS. DONALD IS FOCUSED. ON HIS BATTLE. WITH WOKENESS"
X Link 2025-12-04T19:18Z 41.8K followers, 58.7K engagements
"TRUMP HATES CRIME SO MUCH THAT HE'S PARDONING THOUSANDS OF CRIMINALS. THAT'S THE NEXT LEVEL OF CRIME FIGHTING. THE MAN IS PLAYING 4D CHESS. EVERY CITIZEN AND POLICE OFFICER NEEDS TO READ HIS NEW BOOK: "HOW I STOPPED CRIME BY STARTING IT." PICK ONE UP AT YOUR NEXT MENSA MEETING"
X Link 2025-12-05T04:56Z 41.9K followers, 88.2K engagements
"THAT SLEEPY JOE BIDEN. LAST WEEK HE SNUCK INTO THREE CABINET MEETINGS PUT ON A DONALD MASK (PEOPLE WERE HORRIFIED) AND FELL ASLEEP. THEN HE WOKE UP TALKED GIBBERISH LIMPED TO THE WHITE HOUSE STARTED A WAR SHOT AT BOATS TRIPLED PRICES DISAPPOINTED MELANIA AND FELL ASLEEP"
X Link 2025-12-08T20:48Z 41.8K followers, 1828 engagements
"DONNY THIS FEELS LOW ENERGY. YOU BARELY USED CAPS. YOU ONLY MISSPELLED SOME WORDS. YOU ONLY LIED EVERY OTHER WORD. IT FELT LIKE YOU WERE A 5-YEAR-OLD AND NOT YOUR USUAL 2-YEAR-OLD. AND YOU CALLED A JOURNALIST "UGLY" INSTEAD OF YOUR USUAL "PIGGY." LOW ENERGY LOW EFFORT AND SAD"
X Link 2025-11-27T05:46Z 41.9K followers, 110.1K engagements
"I GAVIN C. NEWSOM AM DECLARING THE MAR-A-LAGO AIRSPACE PERMANENTLY CLOSED. I'M ALSO CLOSING GOLF GAMES CANCELLING NAPS OUTLAWING UGLY GOLD AND UGLY PRESIDENTS RETURNING FREE JETS TO QATAR AND DISALLOWING PIGS IN THE OVAL OFFICE IT'S THE WHITE HOUSE NOT A GODDAMN FARM"
X Link 2025-11-30T19:34Z 41.9K followers, 241K engagements
"I GAVIN C. NEWSOM HEREBY CANCEL ANYTHING SIGNED BY DONALD J. TRUMP SINCE HE WAS SLEEPING OR INSANE WHILE SIGNING IT"
X Link 2025-12-03T05:40Z 41.9K followers, 395.1K engagements
"PETE HEGSETH UNCOVERS A SLEEPER CELL"
X Link 2025-12-04T21:21Z 41.9K followers, 174.4K engagements
"I LIKE PRESIDENTS WHO CAN DO 2ND GRADE ARITHMETIC"
X Link 2025-12-07T18:40Z 41.9K followers, 211.2K engagements
"ACCORDING TO TRUMP'S PHYSICIAN THE BANDAGES ON HIS HAND ARE THERE BECAUSE DONALD CUT HIMSELF SHAVING"
X Link 2025-12-08T19:21Z 41.9K followers, 20K engagements
"TO CELEBRATE JIMMY KIMMEL SIGNING A ONE YEAR EXTENSION I'M AWARDING JIMMY "THE NOBEL NEWSOM PRIZE OF NOBILITY AND ASTONISHMENT" THE MEDAL OF VICTORY FOR WAKING UP TARIFF TODDLER LONG ENOUGH TO MAKE HIM CRY AND 2ND PLACE FOR HOTTEST PATRIOT. --GCN ("C" IS FOR CHAMPION. SORRY.)"
X Link 2025-12-09T02:58Z 41.9K followers, 60.2K engagements
"I GAVIN C. NEWSOM AM RENAMING THE PENTAGON AS "THE DEPARTMENT OF WAR ON SOBRIETY AND SPEEDBOATS.""
X Link 2025-12-10T10:13Z 41.9K followers, 57.3K engagements
"DONALD I KNOW YOU'RE SLOW WHEN IT COMES TO CRIMINAL JUSTICE (AND EVERYTHING ELSE) SO I GAVIN C. NEWSOM THE WORLD'S FOREMOST EXPERT ON JUSTICE (MANY CALL ME A ONE-MAN SCOTUS) HAVE SOME ADVICE. IF YOU DON'T WANT TO BE PROSECUTED STOP COMMITTING CRIMES FOR FIVE GODDAMN MINUTES"
X Link 2025-12-11T09:24Z 41.9K followers, 81.2K engagements
"IT SADDENS ME TO SEE A SENILE BALD MAN DREAM ABOUT HAVING FED HAIR. DONALD WE HAVE GREAT NURSING HOMES. YOU'LL BE SAFE FROM JIMMY KIMMEL & TAYLOR SWIFT. YOU CAN BRING YOUR PEACE PRIZE BARBIE DOLL. AND THERE IS BINGO AND A KID ROCK PERFORMANCE EVERY TUESDAY AT NOON. -LOVE GAVIN"
X Link 2025-12-12T02:37Z 41.9K followers, 36.8K engagements
"THIS IS WHY MAGA LOVES HIM. EVERY DAY DURING EVERY MEETING. DONALD FIGHTS WOKENESS"
X Link 2025-11-27T02:07Z 41.9K followers, 208.8K engagements
"I GAVIN C. NEWSOM JUST HAD AN AMAZING 3-DAY MEETING WITH NO NAPS. (DIDN'T EVEN BLINK) I ONLY NEED FIVE HOURS OF SLEEP. PER YEAR. I WAS WOKE BEFORE THERE WAS WOKE UNLIKE THE KING OF SNOOZOPIA. NOBODY KNOWS IF HE'S NAPPING OR IN A COMA. WHO KNEW THAT PIGGIES HIBERNATE. NOT I"
X Link 2025-12-02T19:05Z 41.9K followers, 227K engagements
"I HAD MY OFFICE ANALYZE WHAT LUTNICK IS SAYING BUT NO ONE SPEAKS IMBECILIAN. WE DID NOTICE A TRUMPONESE DIALECT. UPON FURTHER ANALYSIS WE BELIEVE LUTNICK IS EITHER A BATSHITIAN OR A BULLSHITIAN. --GCN"
X Link 2025-12-03T00:08Z 41.9K followers, 387.6K engagements
"I GAVIN C. NEWSOM AM A PATRIOT. I AM ROOTING FOR MY PRESIDENT TO OVERTAKE NIXON AND BE NUMBER ONE. ON HIS BEST DAY NIXON COULDN'T MATCH DONALD'S CORRUPTION LYING ODOR AND LOW ENERGY. ADD TRUMP'S TYRANNY INCOMPETENCE AND FACE - SORRY NIXON YOU WILL NEVER BE AS HATED"
X Link 2025-12-04T22:32Z 41.9K followers, 39.4K engagements
"A PROUD DONALD J. TRUMP BECOMES THE FIRST RECIPIENT OF THE FIFA - THE FAT INCOHERENT FASCIST AWARD. BRAVO COULDN'T HAPPEN TO A FATTER FASCIST. --GCN"
X Link 2025-12-05T19:54Z 41.9K followers, 395.3K engagements
"I GAVIN C. NEWSOM WAS AWARDED A MEDAL FROM "THE ASSOCIATION OF BEST MEN ON THE PLANET." AS WELL AS TROPHIES FROM "THE SOCIETY OF STUDS" "GENIUS GUILD" & "SYNCHRONIZED SWIMMING." TOMORROW I'M RECEIVING "THE NOBEL PRIZE IN PATRIOTISM" AND "THE AWARD FOR ANKLE EXCELLENCE.""
X Link 2025-12-06T09:34Z 41.9K followers, 112.3K engagements
"DONNY IS GREAT AT DESTROYING BUT SUCKS AT BUILDING. LUCKILY I GAVIN C. NEWSOM AM ALSO BUILDING A BALLROOM. MADE FROM GAVINIZED STEEL. IT WILL BE FOR KAITLAN (NOT CAITLIN) COLLINS CNN (NOT FOX) AND PATRIOTS WHO KNOW HOW TO SPELL. I WILL CALL IT "MY BIG BEAUTIFUL BALLS-ROOM.""
X Link 2025-12-07T05:42Z 41.9K followers, 40.3K engagements
"BREAKING NEWS: PEOPLE KISS UP TO TRUMP EVEN THOUGH THEY DESPISE HIM. IN OTHER NEWS: WATER OFFICIALLY CAME OUT AS WET"
X Link 2025-12-08T05:13Z 41.9K followers, 25.9K engagements
"KNOWING THERE WOULD BE FAMILIES PRESENT DONALD TRUMP WORE HIS SPARE CHIN TO COVER UP HIS NECK. WE THANK HIM"
X Link 2025-12-08T18:49Z 41.9K followers, 29.1K engagements
"THAT SLEEPY JOE BIDEN. LAST WEEK HE SNUCK INTO THREE MEETINGS PUT ON A DONALD MASK AND FELL ASLEEP. THEN WOKE UP TALKED GIBBERISH HOBBLED TO THE WHITE HOUSE STARTED A WAR TRIPLED PRICES CRIED RECEIVED THE OLIVE BRANCH PEACE PRIZE FROM OLIVE GARDEN AND FELL ASLEEP"
X Link 2025-12-08T21:07Z 41.9K followers, 58K engagements
"I WILL JOIN DONALD TRUMP IN OUR INVESTIGATION OF WHO HARMED THE FARMERS BY TARIFFS. THE PRESIDENT AND I HAVE RELEASED A JOINED STATEMENT: "WE WILL NOT REST UNTIL WE FIND THE DERANGED ANIMAL WHO FAILED MATH BUT THINKS HE KNOWS TARIFFS. WE'RE COMING TARIFF BOY" --GCN & DJT"
X Link 2025-12-09T05:05Z 41.9K followers, 73.4K engagements
"CHARGES AGAINST FIFA ARE DROPPED AFTER FIFA GIVES TRUMP A DOLLAR STORE TROPHY. IMAGINE IF THEY GAVE HIM A BURGER KING CROWN. FIFA WOULD BE RUNNING AMERICA"
X Link 2025-12-11T03:10Z 41.9K followers, 131.6K engagements
"YOU KNOW WHO'S NOT IN EITHER OF THESE PICTURES ME. --GCN"
X Link 2025-12-11T05:43Z 41.9K followers, 87.4K engagements
"NO TINA IS IN PRISON FOR THE "CRIME" OF BELIEVING A FAILED CASINO OWNER TURNED REALITY ACTOR TURNED SHOE SALESMAN TURNED BIBLE SALESMAN TURNED ELECTION THIEF TURNED CONVICTED FELON TURNED PEACE PRIZE LOSER TURNED HIBERNATING HOG TURNED ANGRY OLD MAN. TINA GOT TRUMPED"
X Link 2025-12-12T05:08Z 41.9K followers, 10.2K engagements
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