# ![@AlysssaHazel Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:26/cr:twitter::1674740108820377600.png) @AlysssaHazel Alyssa Hazel, Page Turner

Alyssa Hazel, Page Turner posts on X about in the, books, the first, money the most. They currently have [-----] followers and [---] posts still getting attention that total [-----] engagements in the last [--] hours.

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### Social Influence

**Social category influence**
[finance](/list/finance)  8.06% [stocks](/list/stocks)  1.61% [gaming](/list/gaming)  1.61% [celebrities](/list/celebrities)  0.81% [musicians](/list/musicians)  0.81% [social networks](/list/social-networks)  0.81% [technology brands](/list/technology-brands)  0.81% [countries](/list/countries)  0.81% [automotive brands](/list/automotive-brands)  0.81% [products](/list/products)  0.81%

**Social topic influence**
[in the](/topic/in-the) 7.26%, [books](/topic/books) 6.45%, [the first](/topic/the-first) 5.65%, [money](/topic/money) 4.84%, [this is](/topic/this-is) 4.84%, [politics](/topic/politics) 3.23%, [book](/topic/book) 3.23%, [if you](/topic/if-you) 2.42%, [at a](/topic/at-a) 2.42%, [awesome](/topic/awesome) 2.42%

**Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by**
[@cduds2024](/creator/undefined) [@curmudgeon03a3](/creator/undefined) [@111publications](/creator/undefined) [@lcronovt](/creator/undefined) [@adente1984](/creator/undefined) [@kyledwilson1](/creator/undefined) [@valentine414rb](/creator/undefined) [@glennandtonic](/creator/undefined) [@emperorkingdad](/creator/undefined) [@paularbear4](/creator/undefined) [@xanon597443](/creator/undefined) [@keelowsierra](/creator/undefined) [@thefreeseaelf](/creator/undefined) [@hdefilpo](/creator/undefined) [@exedexes1](/creator/undefined) [@kaykayla231354](/creator/undefined) [@hippymomphd](/creator/undefined) [@bluewmist](/creator/undefined) [@collinrugg](/creator/undefined) [@otokyo](/creator/undefined)

**Top assets mentioned**
[PepsiCo, Inc. (PEP)](/topic/$pep) [PSYOP (PSYOP)](/topic/$psyop)
### Top Social Posts
Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours

""In Florida." They're the only ones crazy enough to let Walmart experiment on them. Walmart is testing a fresh sushi bar at its Supercenter store in Florida https://t.co/AHFvrKBIwk Walmart is testing a fresh sushi bar at its Supercenter store in Florida https://t.co/AHFvrKBIwk"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/2022683181858836567)  2026-02-14T14:43Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"You heard the man Get your Weird Fiction (and horror) here Vampire Moms Lovecraftian Abominations Mad Scientists a Man who eats Money and more Actually I lied; you need to get really weird. Actually I lied; you need to get really weird"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/2022781942530249190)  2026-02-14T21:16Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"I can feel my love for capitalism diminish whenever I see new LEGO set prices. Excuse me I need to go.drill for oil or open a mine or something. LEGO has revealed their first-ever Snoopy set. Will cost $89.99 https://t.co/cOLadInOL6 LEGO has revealed their first-ever Snoopy set. Will cost $89.99 https://t.co/cOLadInOL6"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/2022739368096497697)  2026-02-14T18:27Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Me catching up on everything that has happened over the last [--] days on X"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/2017734350758932962)  2026-01-31T22:58Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"The scripts were pretty bad and I wasn't a fan of Jar jar. But the absolute scale costuming music fights are just peak"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/2018443018575986882)  2026-02-02T21:54Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@HippyMomPhD The Husband and I paid off our commercial debts rather than have a big wedding. Now I get to stay home with my newborn and I feel like a Queen"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/2018676523926966522)  2026-02-03T13:22Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"The most retarded thing I've said since becoming a mom is: "We'll be fine without the diaper bag." We did in fact need the diaper bag"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/2018711574198837683)  2026-02-03T15:41Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Breaking Benjamin: *Makes a Song for Halo 2* Men in 2004:"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/2019138356593193384)  2026-02-04T19:57Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Ariel going from a dumb teen who benefits from the sacrificial love of a father turning into a mom who exhibits the same to her own child was oddly satisfying. As someone who could not stand Ariel growing up of course. Reminder that within Disneys official film canon Ariel is the only Disney princess who is explicitly depicted becoming a mother. https://t.co/pdQKsuR1F9 Reminder that within Disneys official film canon Ariel is the only Disney princess who is explicitly depicted becoming a mother. https://t.co/pdQKsuR1F9"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/2019181380467360236)  2026-02-04T22:48Z [----] followers, 509.8K engagements


"Didn't expect this to blow up but- Want a low fantasy story where a young prince goes on a quest to become worthy of kingship Check out my book below (sequel arriving mid March) Among The Juniper Trees https://a.co/d/1H0beSC https://a.co/d/1H0beSC"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/2019339155168522553)  2026-02-05T09:15Z [----] followers, 33.5K engagements


"@bluewmist My C-section Surgeon: *honks clown nose*"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/2019784590810865892)  2026-02-06T14:45Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@CollinRugg Or they could just. Spend time in the sun"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/2019880910267568143)  2026-02-06T21:08Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"I think Jared Leto owes Travis Knight a big Thank You. If this movie bombs it will be the result of Knight's big fat mouth. Skeletor is "the embodiment of toxic masculinity" in Masters of the Universe says director Travis Knight. Jared Leto wanted to swing for the fences the director tells Empire. We landed on something that Im really happy with. Read more: https://t.co/Gbynow1YYB https://t.co/FQmYk01FbP Skeletor is "the embodiment of toxic masculinity" in Masters of the Universe says director Travis Knight. Jared Leto wanted to swing for the fences the director tells Empire. We landed on"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/2019882602036097106)  2026-02-06T21:15Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Also they pretty much guaranteed Leto's Skeletor will be the favorite part of the film"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/2019882828172026285)  2026-02-06T21:16Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


""No no no you don't understand. I need everyone I interact with to have the exact same opinions as me Or I'll die" Emiru is asked her thoughts on ICE If you need a streamer who doesnt even know anything about politics to tell you about politics you probably just need to like get off the Internet https://t.co/JbcorDo9AQ Emiru is asked her thoughts on ICE If you need a streamer who doesnt even know anything about politics to tell you about politics you probably just need to like get off the Internet https://t.co/JbcorDo9AQ"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/2020120269520527375)  2026-02-07T12:59Z [----] followers, 79.2K engagements


"COMING MARCH 14TH A Murderous Cousin. A Treacherous Commander. A Corrupted Matriarch. All three threaten the peace between Othane and Byre. And with their opponents consisting of a Crippled Prince a Forgotten Lieutenant and a Pilgrim Lady avoiding war seems naught but a fleeting illusion. But not all is lost. For courage and heroism can be found Beyond the Juniper Trees. When Crown Prince Emund Boone found the Tears of God the place of miracles said to cure any ailment he thought his problems would be solved. Instead his world became far more complicated. Family became foes friendships were"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/2020162809623904757)  2026-02-07T15:48Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


""You have failed to seek out whimsy AND literacy. What say you""  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/2020215470553522324)  2026-02-07T19:17Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@otokyo__ Flowers by Miley Cyrus. It's simultaneously overplayed while reeking of desperation"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/2020268989285650807)  2026-02-07T22:50Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Which reminds me *coughs* "hAvE i ToLD yOu aBoUT mY boOks" I'm disappointed to report that actually talking about my books on here does in fact lead to sales. Unlike my preferred method which involves hiding in my house and sincerely wishing someone would read my books. I'm disappointed to report that actually talking about my books on here does in fact lead to sales. Unlike my preferred method which involves hiding in my house and sincerely wishing someone would read my books"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/2020287199900798989)  2026-02-08T00:02Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Me on pain meds: " Is the winter Olympics is just fit people strapping things on their feet" My baby:"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/2020298600761237506)  2026-02-08T00:48Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"So fun fact The Third Test was intended to be standalone. No sequel spin-offs etc. It took nearly a year for the book to gain traction well after I'd released two other books: Among the Juniper Trees and To Those Who Haunt You. There is one more book slated for the trilogy (working title The First Sovereign) that I'll start in earnest after I get out of the newborn trenches. The silver lining in whatever series confusion happens is that each book is fairly standalone so it'll be enjoyable whenever you get into the series @AlysssaHazel I don't know if I've brought this up before and if I have"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/2020510928345678266)  2026-02-08T14:51Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@lcronovt It's more reoccurring characters with separate adventures. Ex: There is a time jump between The Third Test and The Second Initiative and events from the first book lead into the second but you don't have to read one to enjoy the other. Sort of episodic"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/2020516604316987891)  2026-02-08T15:14Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"When I buy a revolver because it makes me feel like a pulp detective and suddenly everyone brings up "effectiveness" and "complexity""  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/2020533590048608498)  2026-02-08T16:22Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Hollywood really gaslit us into loving dolphins. Meanwhile friend-shaped Jimbo: Since you have all been enjoying the Jimbo throwback videos I came across this one and it was pretty darn cute. Thought I would share it with you. Jimbo was a kodiak bear. He stood ten and a half feet tall and weighed almost [----] lbs. He was the bestest boy. https://t.co/HKpV0sgjP2 Since you have all been enjoying the Jimbo throwback videos I came across this one and it was pretty darn cute. Thought I would share it with you. Jimbo was a kodiak bear. He stood ten and a half feet tall and weighed almost [----] lbs."  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/2020566579642077584)  2026-02-08T18:33Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@Curmudgeon03A3 Was it a black bear that worked for the French army in ww2 Or am I misremembering I think he was paid in cigarettes and honey"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/2020569243415118304)  2026-02-08T18:43Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Question for which I don't know the answer: Are abridged versions made for kids a boon or detriment I gobbled up the Great Illustrated Classic books growing up and it allowed me to experience books like Kidnapped Count of Monte Cristo Tale of Two Cities etc. Now as an adult I realize there are a lot of Classic Books I haven't fully experienced. So now I'm just chewing on the question🤔"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/2020577899019935914)  2026-02-08T19:18Z [----] followers, 22.2K engagements


"2 and a half hours now"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/2020587730669809734)  2026-02-08T19:57Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"I have created a monkey's paw situation. She's now solidly conked out. Tonight's sleep pattern is gonna be jacked"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/2020612381374566826)  2026-02-08T21:35Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"When I see a miserable little biscuit whore (who has not yet embraced literacy):"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/2020861272414134355)  2026-02-09T14:04Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"If the anon was both a skank for cookies AND was knee deep in The Three Musketeers I could make an exception"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/2020861274481897511)  2026-02-09T14:04Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Like all influencers sometimes I have to throw these on the timeline to keep people's attention:"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/2020922828472627419)  2026-02-09T18:08Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


""Alyssa you wouldn't dare drop Columbo on the timeline" Me: "Oh really""  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/2020984629155725486)  2026-02-09T22:14Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Just you wait for the afternoon after they screamed at [--] AM when you get to kiss that perfect little forehead and boop their little nose and you realize the full depths of love held in your spirit. "Look how strong you are" You say as she lifts her head. Tired of all the just wait until they wake up screaming at [--] am comments. Give me your best positive just waits. Like just wait until theyre [--] and you get to show them some of your favourite movies and watch their reactions and laugh together at Nacho Libre squeezing his Tired of all the just wait until they wake up screaming at [--] am"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/2021281923889348956)  2026-02-10T17:55Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


""Hey Alyssa why do you stay apolitical in your work" I want to create stories like what I read as a kid: pulpy fairly all-ages appropriate weird and speculative fiction. I think that's my contribution to culture: good entertainment. Not my insights into foreign policy. (Also I'm a little idiot savant coded so I'd rather rattle my saber for literacy rates.)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/2021643193906049278)  2026-02-11T17:51Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@CDuds2024 Faith and our complex relationship with it inspired a lot of The Third Test and its sequel. Oddly enough I tried to show an absence of God/Faith in the Juniper Books to add a low-key barreness to the setting"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/2021645099000901685)  2026-02-11T17:58Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@kenzietuff A quest"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/2021645537053946293)  2026-02-11T18:00Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@ADente1984 I *think* I have it in my steam library"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/2021649177630146881)  2026-02-11T18:14Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Be Me Opens Tax Summary Packet My Newborn starts to cry"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/2021677284306887119)  2026-02-11T20:06Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


""That meme might be a little too dangerous to put on the timeline." "Oh it's not that dangerous." The meme in question:"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/2021722773186388185)  2026-02-11T23:07Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@GlennAndTonic @Gallagiun @lisavsworld @nordaforda @SarahAHoyt Hey thanks for the shout out I write speculative fiction in a classic pulp style. No politics no porn. Simple as"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/2021980245939958050)  2026-02-12T16:10Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@EmperorKingDad Kind of It's longer than the Odyssey by 5x and over half the length of the Bible. So it is long compared to other books as well"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/2021996334149243010)  2026-02-12T17:14Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


""Yeah guys stop judging me for liking the film where Margot Robbie touches a fish inappropriately." Own your freak man. Just don't expect us to respect your opinion on book adaptations. A movie should be judged separately from the book. Enjoy a movie for what it is. Don't get caught up in its fidelity; or lack thereof. https://t.co/apuGGYt8uo A movie should be judged separately from the book. Enjoy a movie for what it is. Don't get caught up in its fidelity; or lack thereof. https://t.co/apuGGYt8uo"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/2022007549432873091)  2026-02-12T17:59Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@Paularbear4 I would tell you to read Tower of The Elephant or The Slithering Shadow"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/2022029588352970774)  2026-02-12T19:26Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@xanon597443 I'm doing an audiobook from the 80s narrated by Richard Matthews"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/2022306502120210522)  2026-02-13T13:46Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@111publications It's also weird reminiscent of The Odyssey for me; grand epic centered on a vengeful return"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/2022307282420199857)  2026-02-13T13:50Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@111publications I was pretty good with the prison. The Abbe took on the likeness of Dr. Brown"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/2022316707981803544)  2026-02-13T14:27Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@111publications He's also a surrogate father figure to Dantes after the disconnect from Morrel and Dantes Senior"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/2022320015395926337)  2026-02-13T14:40Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@KeelowSierra Emma is one I haven't dove into much. Sense and Sensibility and Persuasion fight for my favorite"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/2022348502097887546)  2026-02-13T16:33Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"I'll organize a search party to find it. Where did Disney last see this money Disney loses $170000000 with 'Snow White' remake. https://t.co/myRuOuBUaG Disney loses $170000000 with 'Snow White' remake. https://t.co/myRuOuBUaG"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/2023117515346354438)  2026-02-15T19:29Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Me to the baby: "Girl why you so clingy" "Mom I'm [--] days old-" "That makes sense." "but you're [--] years old what's your excuse""  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/2022368643313533210)  2026-02-13T17:53Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Well looky here. You found the pinned comment. Guess I should tell you about my books I specialize in weird and speculative fiction Want Spooky The Twitching Light Omnibus and To Those Who Haunt You Want Sci-Fi Thrillers The Helios System Books Want Low Odd Fantasy Among the Juniper Trees Want Audiobooks To Those Who Haunt You and The Third Test are both available"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1949911164944584860)  2025-07-28T19:13Z [----] followers, 43.7K engagements


"@TheFreeSeaElf Sometimes words don't have anything to do with conversations"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/2023197177741549618)  2026-02-16T00:46Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@KyleDWilson1 They grow legs and walk away obviously"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/2023200999004160390)  2026-02-16T01:01Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"And twelve more for Solomon Kane I think we need another ten accounts reminding you Conan the barbarian exists I think we need another ten accounts reminding you Conan the barbarian exists"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/2022022416705482934)  2026-02-12T18:58Z [----] followers, 18.2K engagements


"It would take but one. And for him It would be Tuesday. Do you think a thousands of bison could potentially derail a modern train Do you think a thousands of bison could potentially derail a modern train"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/2022324055953600904)  2026-02-13T14:56Z [----] followers, 29K engagements


""Odds fish my dear fellow." "What is it you Frenchies say Too shay" "Sink me" "So much for French Fashion and French Politics." I have a theory that everyone consumed a piece of media between 9-13 years old that is the foundation of their entire worldview. Everything they learnt since was stacked on top of this. Asking this is one of my favourite ways to get to know someone. I have a theory that everyone consumed a piece of media between 9-13 years old that is the foundation of their entire worldview. Everything they learnt since was stacked on top of this. Asking this is one of my favourite"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/2023116450588692561)  2026-02-15T19:25Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Track [---] of The Count of Monte Cristo: The Count: "Yeah I have a recipe for going to sleep whenever I want." His host: "And what is it" Me a new mom: *leans forward and listens intently* TC: "Hachi and Pure Opium. In pill form." Me: *writes that down*"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/2023300492953006165)  2026-02-16T07:36Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"The Lord of the Rings Trilogy was a real lightning in a bottle scenario. They had an amazing cast each suited for their role. The movies were helmed by a Peter Jackson who at the time was fiercely devoted to telling the story as it was intended. It was also created at a time where CGI was used to augment amazing practicals rather than turning the whole thing into a green screen fueled nightmare. Perfect time. Perfect place. I doubt it could ever be replicated. @AlysssaHazel The way Sean Bean played him was masterful. @AlysssaHazel The way Sean Bean played him was masterful"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1830792171785531694)  2024-09-03T02:17Z [----] followers, 38.8K engagements


"Lewis worked with a soft magic system and he wrote for kids to young adults. We don't need to understand the deep magic. We just need to know Aslan was there when it was written. I WANNA DIG UP THE CORPSE OF C.S. LEWIS AND MAKE HIM READ THIS SHIT https://t.co/MdEqSOcZNF I WANNA DIG UP THE CORPSE OF C.S. LEWIS AND MAKE HIM READ THIS SHIT https://t.co/MdEqSOcZNF"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1841551489463914673)  2024-10-02T18:51Z [----] followers, 22.3K engagements


"@TheCriticalDri2 You are all wrong"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1844918965421670774)  2024-10-12T01:52Z [----] followers, 60.1K engagements


"To the Left is a Frazetta Girl. She has a belly. She has dimples. She's a very attainable body. I am very sedentary from writing so I go on walks a 1-2 times a week and go to the gym between 1-3 times a week. I eat fairly well. I look like her. To the right is a modern fitness model. I could never look like her unless I made fitness my whole life. To me that's unattainable. @AlysssaHazel These are intended to be fantasy and as such nearly unattainable. Though having his fitness model wife pose for some speaks to that point as well. @AlysssaHazel These are intended to be fantasy and as such"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1854524796412784857)  2024-11-07T14:02Z [----] followers, 207.3K engagements


"Friends don't let friends think the Frazetta Girl body is unattainable. @AlysssaHazel I found such art inspirational when I was younger. It motivated me to put away sweets or don't drink coke or pepsi. Difficult Yes Unattainable Only if you don't believe in yourself or have "friends" that keep telling you that. Do yourself a favour weed out those friends @AlysssaHazel I found such art inspirational when I was younger. It motivated me to put away sweets or don't drink coke or pepsi. Difficult Yes Unattainable Only if you don't believe in yourself or have "friends" that keep telling you that."  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1854554250912604251)  2024-11-07T15:59Z [----] followers, 35.1K engagements


"Night friends. Remember to be as awesome as Frazetta would have drawn you"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1854751729587192315)  2024-11-08T05:04Z [----] followers, 35.2K engagements


"I think part of the reason I'm never gonna get mad at guys for liking hot women in chainmail is because I like pretty men in elaborate costumes. There. I did it guys. I solved sexism"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1861844353750077649)  2024-11-27T18:47Z [----] followers, 18.2K engagements


"I miss the visual "crunch" of 90s-00s anime. That's the tweet"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1862292714387059124)  2024-11-29T00:29Z [----] followers, 14K engagements


"A final Conan note: Part of the reason I love Conan so much is how I identify with him. Oh yes you must be thinking that makes sense. A tiny woman writer from a small town in the USA has a lot in common with a Cimmerian Barbarian Man written by a Texan boxer from the pulp era. And yeah I know. Seems off. Yet I firmly believe the power of storytelling comes from tying two people (the reader and the main character) together. I've never killed an ancient spider fought alongside pirate women rescued friends from giant snakes or scoured an ancient city full of people high on lotus. But I know what"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1862348154341138523)  2024-11-29T04:09Z [----] followers, 13.3K engagements


"Wow. As someone who actually wants to sell work I would give all the money in my purse ($3) for honest feedback about what would make my books more appealing in the future. People are telling you exactly why they're not buying the game and your response is "cry harder" And then they wonder why no one is buying their games"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1862575724454191573)  2024-11-29T19:13Z [----] followers, 22.5K engagements


""Baby It's Cold Outside" is a sultry song about two consenting adults about to get it on during the holidays. It should remain a Christmas Staple"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1862957622854397966)  2024-11-30T20:31Z [----] followers, 39.9K engagements


"Shout out to the Mom from Gremlins who takes one look at the situation and mercs three of them in cold blood"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1865918543889387576)  2024-12-09T00:37Z [----] followers, 13.2K engagements


"Dumb Question Ahead: If this is peak male power fantasy do men just hate wearing pants"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1867580551969849455)  2024-12-13T14:41Z [----] followers, 63.8K engagements


"As a wife who posts about their husband online: This is cruel. This is narcissistic. The fact that when she saw her husband crying and her first instinct was to whip out her phone is all you need to know. The fact she did all this and STILL posted it on socials shows this is an abusive relationship. A wife's role isn't supposed to be yet another person who cuts into her husband. They are supposed to be a mutual place of refuge and support. I loathe this trend of spouse shaming and I hope it dies going into [----]. Thoughts https://t.co/fa0aId8Xdh Thoughts https://t.co/fa0aId8Xdh"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1869938629528727843)  2024-12-20T02:51Z [----] followers, 111.5K engagements


"I shall say no more. To quote my far more liberal wife who learned Greek in college and is obsessed with classical translations. "Any translation after Fagles is needless. Wilson crosses the line to outright vandalism." https://t.co/6B4s3O6m2U To quote my far more liberal wife who learned Greek in college and is obsessed with classical translations. "Any translation after Fagles is needless. Wilson crosses the line to outright vandalism." https://t.co/6B4s3O6m2U"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1873056429151772948)  2024-12-28T17:20Z [----] followers, 21.6K engagements


"Part of the reason I don't talk politics on this page is that I represent a business; myself. Jason here is one of the faces at Paizo; a company who employs approximately [--] people full time. I'm so glad he has decided to risk the jobs of the other employees at the company by sharing this ugly attitude and alienating 50% of their user base. TTRPG tables are a place where you can sit down and escape the politics and pressures of the day to day. I'm never one to say someone should be fired over this but I think Paizo should re-evaluate who they want representing their company"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1878882775098396922)  2025-01-13T19:12Z [----] followers, 53K engagements


"Yeah. I'm a Christian. There was a satanic panic. How extensive it was and who was actually reacting (moral authoritarianism is a tool of political pundits just as it is for well meaning moms) can be up for debate. But it existed. There's this Christian Radio Theater Show we listened to growing up that had an episode on Dungeons and Dragons. I heard it multiple times growing up AND I grew up playing TTRPGs. It happened when Diablo and Doom came out as well. There are even Christians now who are hesitant about D&D and similar media. Christians are human. And sometimes like everyone else we"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1880803474310373654)  2025-01-19T02:24Z [----] followers, 21.4K engagements


""Oh they're doing WHAT to the IRS Tell me slowly .and in great detail.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1881554720466366513)  2025-01-21T04:09Z [----] followers, 33.5K engagements


"From what I understand the hotel is the entire Disney Star Wars Saga in a nutshell: They spent a lot of money and promised a lot to create an experience meant to leech as much as possible from the consumer while actually giving as little as possible. And now at the end it's going out with a whimper rather than a bang. The closed Star Wars: Galactic Starcruiser hotel will be converted into offices for Walt Disney Imagineering (Source: https://t.co/ExUrjTzbvM) https://t.co/dTI3PhJeWW The closed Star Wars: Galactic Starcruiser hotel will be converted into offices for Walt Disney Imagineering"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1885048131185738012)  2025-01-30T19:31Z [----] followers, 28.2K engagements


"Pro tip I learned from six months of marriage: Feed your husband and he won't be hungry"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1891979035447640398)  2025-02-18T22:32Z [----] followers, 118.2K engagements


"I have hated the character of Korra since episode five of the first season of Legend of Korra. Her absolutely sociopathic treatment of Mako and Bolin is treated with a slap on the wrist. What should have happened is both brothers should have cut her out of their lives. The fact they continued putting up with her (without any serious long lasting consequence) brought down the whole cast. Amon was the best thing about the show. Him saying "bending allows people to do whatever they want without consequence" right next to Korra being an absolute garbage human made him incredibly compelling. And"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1893463334302663109)  2025-02-23T00:50Z [----] followers, 316.1K engagements


"I will buy Star Wars for three dollars. Then I will not release any new shows for a year while re canonizing the EU. I will do reprints of the best of the EU novels and omnibus collections of graphic novels. Plus a couple of waifu figurines of Mara Jade Padme and Leia. Because I know what the people want. Finally with the money I make from merchandising I will make both a Thrawn Show and a Revan Show for [--] million each. Then I will vanish. No explanations. RUMOR: Chris Gore Reports Disney Has Been Trying to Sell Star Wars for [--] Months But No One Will Buy It Film Threat Seeks Additional"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1895964330858058102)  2025-03-01T22:28Z [----] followers, 22.1K engagements


""How does it feel to know you'll always stand in the shadows of dead men" *takes a swig of hard liquor* "Feels pretty good.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1897394727936561275)  2025-03-05T21:12Z [----] followers, 12.7K engagements


"Oh. It's Fantasy Friday And you're NOT posting pictures of your favorite elf OK then"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1898021419339931946)  2025-03-07T14:42Z [----] followers, 609.1K engagements


"I am [--] minutes into my first viewing of Starship Troopers. I do not like Carmen"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1900696426163642590)  2025-03-14T23:51Z [----] followers, 2.8M engagements


"Just finished my first viewing of Starship Troopers. Watching it post the era of online discourse is an odd experience. If I went blind I probably would chalk it up as a fun B-Movie Military Sci Fi bit of camp. Which I generally love. But knowing that the director had little respect for the source material AND the book is (based on descriptions from people who have read it) more a Proto-Warhammer 40k story it leaves a little bit of a sour taste in my mouth. That being said I'm going to look forward to seeing an invested director take a crack at giving the story a faithful adaptation. Don't"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1900730457047921009)  2025-03-15T02:07Z [----] followers, 59.5K engagements


"First I was reposted by Nerdrotic and then the Critical Drinker. This has been a wild first few months of the year. I am [--] minutes into my first viewing of Starship Troopers. I do not like Carmen. https://t.co/u6H1u2zj2S I am [--] minutes into my first viewing of Starship Troopers. I do not like Carmen. https://t.co/u6H1u2zj2S"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1900907816371486920)  2025-03-15T13:51Z [----] followers, 32.8K engagements


"I say "I don't like Carmen" while watching Starship Troopers for the first time. I get reposted by a much bigger account. Account is responded to by anon who talks crap about Dizzy. Dina "Freakin" Meyer reposts with an absolutely classy answer. What a wild day. (Also Dina you were pretty awesome in the movie) So I guess dating is out of the question. 🥴 So I guess dating is out of the question. 🥴"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1901016277356810533)  2025-03-15T21:02Z [----] followers, 290.5K engagements


"There were eight seasons of this show. Firefly got one. I crave the meteor. The final season of BIG MOUTH will release on May [--] on Netflix. https://t.co/YuMPAfQqwx The final season of BIG MOUTH will release on May [--] on Netflix. https://t.co/YuMPAfQqwx"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1902790962998288505)  2025-03-20T18:34Z [----] followers, 23.9K engagements


"Dizzy in the Book vs the movie. One big swerve between the movie and the book in the composition of the infantry. As much as I love Dizzy (If I were a man Dina Meyer could ruin my life) the Infantry is explicitly all men to the point women are almost viewed as mythical. Not saying women aren't represented in the military in Heinlein's world they are seen as excellent pilots etc. That being said the fundamental difference in philosophy between the book and the movie can be summed up in women being in the infantry. And no power suits. (Not done yet. No spoilers) "And Here.we.go." (Only [---] ish"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1908486194058473870)  2025-04-05T11:45Z [----] followers, 63.6K engagements


""There are no dangerous weapons; only dangerous men." As of a couple minutes ago I finished Starship Troopers. Time for me an aRtIsTiC woman in [----] to give her opinion on a Men's Story from the 1950s. I'll be honest I think this story has more in common with The Red Badge of Courage than most Sci-Fi Novels with little exploration of some wild ideas (neo dogs etc) and heady philosophical discussion. Heinlen from my reading set out to explain the necessity and demands of war as well as the personal experiences of the average footsoldier in an interesting hypothetical future. I think he"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1908640765913219498)  2025-04-05T21:59Z [----] followers, 83.7K engagements


""No. You can't fix her. But I know you'll try." https://t.co/avVFdL6ty6 https://t.co/avVFdL6ty6"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1924952520901771276)  2025-05-20T22:16Z [----] followers, 36.1K engagements


".why was there titanium dioxide in skittles Skittles is reportedly removing titanium dioxide from all U.S. products via Bloomberg https://t.co/esFzMp6d35 Skittles is reportedly removing titanium dioxide from all U.S. products via Bloomberg https://t.co/esFzMp6d35"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1927848722542592222)  2025-05-28T22:05Z [----] followers, 106.9K engagements


"James Gunn's 'Superman' Replaces Iconic Motto "The American Way" With "The Human Way" https://t.co/9CngNuxBUt James Gunn's 'Superman' Replaces Iconic Motto "The American Way" With "The Human Way" https://t.co/9CngNuxBUt"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1931051682546507988)  2025-06-06T18:12Z [----] followers, 36.9K engagements


""My love Highlander is peak cinema. Everyone should watch it at least once. It's got music from Queen. Watch it with me Please.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1931835577445621845)  2025-06-08T22:07Z [----] followers, 21.8K engagements


"@DiscussingFilm "Handpainted style of animation""  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1933587915747012845)  2025-06-13T18:10Z [----] followers, 31.5K engagements


"This is such a frustrating article. "Where did all the men go" Woman. You start the article by saying you're spending Saturday Night at a bistro (one which is clearly a quiet intimate place that women like going by table count) with a guy who clearly likes you. He's made the effort to stay in contact with you for the last twenty years. Maybe if you got your head out of your butt stopped bemoaning society as a whole and paid attention to your dinner date you wouldn't still be single"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1936756386731294972)  2025-06-22T12:01Z [----] followers, 58K engagements


"No notes. Perfect. #BREAKING: A security guard and church deacon shot the active sho*ter after running him over in a Ford F-150. #BREAKING: A security guard and church deacon shot the active sho*ter after running him over in a Ford F-150"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1936926493600346136)  2025-06-22T23:17Z [----] followers, 13.6K engagements


"Little story about the Husband and me. Our first date did not go as planned. We'd both agreed on "the next Saturday" to meet for breakfast. For me this meant the very next Saturday. For him it meant the Saturday after this upcoming one. Simple miscommunication really but- It meant I was sitting there at [--] AM seemingly ghosted by a guy six years my junior. I could've gotten huffy and left but instead I texted him asking if we were still on for the day. He *sprinted* to get there. It was a little awkward at first but the date went so well we ended up taking a walk at the park after. I think a"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1940736669440725373)  2025-07-03T11:37Z [----] followers, 57.7K engagements


"@QuetzalPhoenix When the hubband wants barbecue but I want a baby"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1944198038269902920)  2025-07-13T00:51Z [----] followers, 43.8K engagements


"I am smol. I am pregnant. Break into my home and to quote The Three Amigos: "I will fill you with so much lead you could use your Dck as a pencil." @jamesr9388 @DrewPavlou This is fair. I just dont think someone breaking into a house deserves to be called a criminal (how would you feel) and be sentenced there and then (no right to jury trial) to die @jamesr9388 @DrewPavlou This is fair. I just dont think someone breaking into a house deserves to be called a criminal (how would you feel) and be sentenced there and then (no right to jury trial) to die"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1944521486779441492)  2025-07-13T22:17Z [----] followers, 10.5K engagements


"@Xbox Except Terry"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1945520894215872629)  2025-07-16T16:28Z [----] followers, 44.6K engagements


"SON OF A BI- Found out Tom Lehrer is still alive. So that's nice. https://t.co/e0rvf6p4Mz Found out Tom Lehrer is still alive. So that's nice. https://t.co/e0rvf6p4Mz"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1949597675235528852)  2025-07-27T22:28Z [----] followers, 20.2K engagements


"@Dexerto "Some body call [---] Shawty's.laundering money on the dance floor""  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1956453996694007929)  2025-08-15T20:32Z [----] followers, 27K engagements


"@ShitpostRock "There's gold in them hills""  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1959391881495765150)  2025-08-23T23:06Z [----] followers, 22.4K engagements


"@Mikeggibbs *taps sign*"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1959795514339213383)  2025-08-25T01:50Z [----] followers, 11.2K engagements


"If groups like Collective Shout actually cared about women and girls they would be creating her defense fund. I hope my little girl has half her courage. If this was my daughter Id be so proud https://t.co/LGGvQ2fpzV If this was my daughter Id be so proud https://t.co/LGGvQ2fpzV"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1960295338469642456)  2025-08-26T10:56Z [----] followers, 13.2K engagements


"This Fantasy Friday I ask the question all IRS haters have locked in their heart; Why would anyone want to explain a tax policy in a Fantasy Setting"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1966469505116225633)  2025-09-12T11:50Z [----] followers, 44.7K engagements


"When MS Word marks something as wrong because it's "archaic""  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1968287977513402464)  2025-09-17T12:16Z [----] followers, 44.5K engagements


""Is this a musical" ".like the book there are songs in it." Status: Forcing the Husband to watch the Rankin and Bass Hobbit movie for the first time"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1969162754545131957)  2025-09-19T22:12Z [----] followers, 25.3K engagements


"If I slay a Dragon does the horde count as taxable income"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1969875220438606249)  2025-09-21T21:23Z [----] followers, 33K engagements


"I feel like people forget that part of the female fantasy is being involved in an incredible adventure. To be swept from the mundane mediocre or the horrible into a thrilling tale Usually involving a stud muffin with a great jaw. Am I allowed to call Conan a stud muffin Anywho Howard's Conan stories 75-80% of the time had a woman in that role: A handmaiden A Warrior A Pirate Queen A Noble Woman etc. And let's be honest the desire to have mighty thews (TM pending) is Unisex. Conan DID make bank with women. Classical sword-and-sorcery at its most masculine in the 70s had [--] percent female"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1971338960686264804)  2025-09-25T22:20Z [----] followers, 40K engagements


"Once L died and Near took his place the show lost its steam. It's not that Near was a bad character but I came here to watch L go toe to toe with Light. It's like watching a Rocky Movie where halfway through the final fight Rocky is swapped out with Apollo Creed. I like Creed but I'm here for Rocky. just finished death note the first half was AWESOME the second half well . um lets not talk about it . 😐 just finished death note the first half was AWESOME the second half well . um lets not talk about it . 😐"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1972722281026666767)  2025-09-29T17:56Z [----] followers, 21.9K engagements


"I'm now watching the full video and I'm struck by two things (as someone who got my Bachelor's in Creative Writing): 1) Around 60% of US Adults are reading at a third or fourth grade level with approx 28% reading at a kindergarten or 1st grade level. 2) Part of the reason I didn't go and get my Masters and why I decided to self-publish had to do with this very fact. When I went to visit a school in Vermont (admittedly the only one who accepted my application) they were teaching Masters Level Students how to write cover letters. For a price tag of around 60k (pre inflation) for two years. This"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1974939979357814874)  2025-10-05T20:49Z [----] followers, 62.7K engagements


"Am I glad he's getting his royalties restored Yes. Am I a firm believer in grace and forgiveness Yes. It's clear to me that the only reason Bitmaps is backtracking is because of the hundreds of people who threatened to boycott. Even in this post they admit to nothing besides "being hasty". Heck they still said their fulfillment of the original contract was basically linked to the author apologizing and the one rando who complained letting him off the hook. Which means to me that if given the opportunity to throw their writers under the bus again they'd do it happily if they can avoid the same"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1975384833376268532)  2025-10-07T02:16Z [----] followers, 27.8K engagements


"Watership Down is not traumatic. We as a society have become increasingly detached from the natural world and the tangible effects of death since the end of the 19th century. @AlysssaHazel Were his girls taken into care This is a traumatizing story @AlysssaHazel Were his girls taken into care This is a traumatizing story"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1976973605985771698)  2025-10-11T11:30Z [----] followers, 39.8K engagements


"Take a Well-Established Well-Liked Character Give them a child Child is marketed via turning up their nose at their parent's legacy the book itself is riding entirely on name recognition from the established character. "I've played these games before" "My name is not Drizzts daughter" Meet Breezy DoUrden a fierce ambitious and unforgettable new heroine forging her own legacy in The Finest Edge of Twilight a new series by R.A. Salvatore. Available now. https://t.co/kmEve1VfFJ "My name is not Drizzts daughter" Meet Breezy DoUrden a fierce ambitious and unforgettable new heroine forging her own"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1977855808705564786)  2025-10-13T21:55Z [----] followers, 134.6K engagements


"My niece wanted to watch Frozen. So we're watching Rescuers Down Under"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1980640200788476044)  2025-10-21T14:19Z [----] followers, 70.3K engagements


"The Underdog Everyman Character who has to travel to the most dangerous godforsaken monster-inhabited stretch of his world to gain the courage to ask a woman to marry him "If I had a nickel each time I'd have [--] nickels which isn't a lot but it's weird it happened twice." @AlysssaHazel Upgrade. Bernard is the ultimate relatable underdog everyman. @AlysssaHazel Upgrade. Bernard is the ultimate relatable underdog everyman"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1980760690123022489)  2025-10-21T22:18Z [----] followers, 26.2K engagements


"Be Me Reading Frank Herbert's Dune for the first time Encounters The Baron The Baron calls his nephew "My Darling""  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1980958918030373061)  2025-10-22T11:26Z [----] followers, 46.9K engagements


"Grammarly: "You should change this word for clarity." Me:"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1982811879643767248)  2025-10-27T14:09Z [----] followers, 24.2K engagements


"How is Vox still alive The bizarre conservative misunderstanding of The Lord of the Rings explained. https://t.co/svWh4qrilg The bizarre conservative misunderstanding of The Lord of the Rings explained. https://t.co/svWh4qrilg"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1984338982998544531)  2025-10-31T19:17Z [----] followers, 12K engagements


""The only Good Bug is a Dead Bug.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1986048070795034694)  2025-11-05T12:28Z [----] followers, 17.4K engagements


"@ThatGirlMKay That's nice. Anyway here's my handsome husband and I on our wedding day. I'm having his baby in January and he spoiled me last night with a Wendy's trip"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1986880766593159518)  2025-11-07T19:37Z [----] followers, 49.2K engagements


"I need someone to ban my books so I can get a net worth of 20-25 million a six season long book adaptation be paraded around on Sixty Minutes and other mainstream news outlets and still have people consider me counter-cultural. Margaret Atwood author of [--] books including The Handmaids Tale has seen her work banned for content deemed overly sexual morally corrupt and anti-Christian. https://t.co/nBbi6le8WX https://t.co/nT8Vlk0BbV Margaret Atwood author of [--] books including The Handmaids Tale has seen her work banned for content deemed overly sexual morally corrupt and anti-Christian."  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1988002601758347526)  2025-11-10T21:55Z [----] followers, 24.2K engagements


"Bond became a lot less interesting when you moved him from the Idea of being a spy to the Reality of being a spy. Peak Bond was borderline Science Fiction and I think a Cold War Era Bond in both film aesthetic AND historical direction would make a good chunk of change. James Bonds death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond was blown to pieces. Anthony Horowitz author of three [---] novels says: You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream." https://t.co/jiAzwbP0jr James Bonds death in No Time to Die is causing a"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1988389784507871746)  2025-11-11T23:34Z [----] followers, 22.1K engagements


"That's what the clankers want you to do surrender the EM-DASH. But by the Grace of God we will outmanuever the Clanker sink our hands into their motherboards and remind them what mankind can do. Let the Clanker hold their position. We won't. You should never use an em dash in your writing anymore. You will 100% be accused of using AI especially if its on social. You should never use an em dash in your writing anymore. You will 100% be accused of using AI especially if its on social"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1981334426819973568)  2025-10-23T12:18Z [----] followers, 32.3K engagements

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