# ![@28ozPorterhouse Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:26/cr:twitter::1806862565458239488.png) @28ozPorterhouse QuaaLud Aberg

QuaaLud Aberg posts on X about twitter, the most, if you, what are the most. They currently have [-------] followers and [---] posts still getting attention that total [-----] engagements in the last [--] hours.

### Engagements: [-----] [#](/creator/twitter::1806862565458239488/interactions)
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- [--] Week [-------] +698%
- [--] Month [-------] -85%
- [--] Months [---------] +119%
- [--] Year [---------] -11%

### Mentions: [--] [#](/creator/twitter::1806862565458239488/posts_active)
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- [--] Week [--] +17%
- [--] Month [---] +127%
- [--] Months [---] +54%
- [--] Year [---] +88%

### Followers: [-------] [#](/creator/twitter::1806862565458239488/followers)
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- [--] Week [-----] +0.24%
- [--] Month [-----] +0.82%
- [--] Months [-----] +15%
- [--] Year [-----] +73%

### CreatorRank: [-------] [#](/creator/twitter::1806862565458239488/influencer_rank)
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### Social Influence

**Social category influence**
[technology brands](/list/technology-brands)  8.53% [social networks](/list/social-networks)  6.64% [pga golfers](/list/pga-golfers)  #947 [finance](/list/finance)  2.84% [stocks](/list/stocks)  1.42% [countries](/list/countries)  0.95% [celebrities](/list/celebrities)  0.95% [musicians](/list/musicians)  0.95% [travel destinations](/list/travel-destinations)  0.95% [gaming](/list/gaming)  0.95%

**Social topic influence**
[twitter](/topic/twitter) 4.27%, [the most](/topic/the-most) 3.32%, [if you](/topic/if-you) 2.37%, [what are](/topic/what-are) 2.37%, [i want](/topic/i-want) 2.37%, [how to](/topic/how-to) 1.9%, [money](/topic/money) 1.9%, [god](/topic/god) 1.9%, [this shit](/topic/this-shit) 1.9%, [nba](/topic/nba) 1.42%

**Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by**
[@tomandmartys](/creator/undefined) [@peakbills](/creator/undefined) [@leftyzag](/creator/undefined) [@theticketpicks](/creator/undefined) [@buttercuts](/creator/undefined) [@hadiguy05](/creator/undefined) [@stucknabunk](/creator/undefined) [@cfastroker](/creator/undefined) [@volsfanmatt](/creator/undefined) [@golfcoursegurus](/creator/undefined) [@nikolatopic44](/creator/undefined) [@bluelotdegen](/creator/undefined) [@thedinme](/creator/undefined) [@golftipschecker](/creator/undefined) [@shallowedout](/creator/undefined) [@spiethlegion](/creator/undefined) [@mikejdre](/creator/undefined) [@tecgolf](/creator/undefined) [@lisasullivan69](/creator/undefined) [@sethraynorr](/creator/undefined)

**Top assets mentioned**
[Uber Technologies, Inc. (UBER)](/topic/$uber)
### Top Social Posts
Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours

"Tom Hoge 150/1 is gonna be a fun sweat this weekend Lets get after it. Henley Noren Lowry have chances aswell should be good watching"  
[X Link](https://x.com/28ozPorterhouse/status/2022440402863714480)  2026-02-13T22:39Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Some things I FUCKING HATE - [--] wheelers in left lane - angel reese - when the pens clogged - hangovers/comedowns - Ohio state - people that move from Cali to Texas - pop quizzes - Jack Doherty - Ohio state - Bud light - [--] wheelers in general - gas over 3$ a gallon"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1830985590726373464)  2024-09-03T15:05Z [----] followers, 936.2K engagements


"How to get a free dab pen in [--] minutes results may vary"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1856062255978426500)  2024-11-11T19:51Z [----] followers, 176K engagements


"@CfaStroker Good afternoon sir if you check my pinned tweet you can see Im a +2.3 and qualified to answer this. My best advice is to buy the most expensive clubs and trust the advice u receive on Twitter from people who claim to be golf guys. It worked for me I swear. The best clubs work"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1904592283452027191)  2025-03-25T17:52Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@vols_fan_matt Its a family league for no money and just fun man everything aint that serious"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1968287749758468536)  2025-09-17T12:15Z [----] followers, 21.8K engagements


"Nothing beats a post breakfast short game session"  
[X Link](https://x.com/28ozPorterhouse/status/2003861958559457677)  2025-12-24T16:14Z [----] followers, 23.1K engagements


"@steely__drew 🎉"  
[X Link](https://x.com/28ozPorterhouse/status/2016673165510861006)  2026-01-29T00:42Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Please stop contacting me I see his score"  
[X Link](https://x.com/28ozPorterhouse/status/2016963695427899903)  2026-01-29T19:56Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@GolfCourseGurus 8ozs old home course mentioned"  
[X Link](https://x.com/28ozPorterhouse/status/2017284872272855056)  2026-01-30T17:12Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@TomPettysBurner"  
[X Link](https://x.com/28ozPorterhouse/status/2017286022460059861)  2026-01-30T17:17Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@GolfCourseGurus I was a fan of Lac La Belle Fun greens fun course"  
[X Link](https://x.com/28ozPorterhouse/status/2017385614736269479)  2026-01-30T23:53Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@leftyzag @golfclubenjoyer Igu"  
[X Link](https://x.com/28ozPorterhouse/status/2017658438617038887)  2026-01-31T17:57Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@Eddie_Rado @Mateer4Heisman_ @cbrouster85 @SoonerFletch"  
[X Link](https://x.com/28ozPorterhouse/status/2017755822982410514)  2026-02-01T00:24Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@jimbofish1234 @GrimlockOU @RonnyCrimson69 Finally someone said it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/28ozPorterhouse/status/2017782822870598051)  2026-02-01T02:11Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@SECUnfiltered @CPhilly19 @outlawlightbeer @Underdog @innisfreettown @AuburnSkyBar @ivarssportsbar @harposcomo STEP BROTHERS IN NORMAN 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 creepy Keith jumping for joy in his living room rn"  
[X Link](https://x.com/28ozPorterhouse/status/2018052582086705383)  2026-02-01T20:03Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@SupremeLeader27 NBA player Charles bediako moves to 1-2 😂😂😂😂😂😂 [--] points [--] fouls. Let [--] white boys give him a combined [--] points 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭"  
[X Link](https://x.com/28ozPorterhouse/status/2018064940284641659)  2026-02-01T20:52Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Mens league team stays hot. [--] point win with ZERO 3s as a team - old school bully ball for the win"  
[X Link](https://x.com/28ozPorterhouse/status/2018131796592914920)  2026-02-02T01:18Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@ButlerCabin1894 He was great for his first few months than the bit and followers got to his head and he became weird"  
[X Link](https://x.com/28ozPorterhouse/status/2018176190746448211)  2026-02-02T04:14Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@tomandmartys STUPID PARLAY TIMEEEEEEEE"  
[X Link](https://x.com/28ozPorterhouse/status/2018424817708376191)  2026-02-02T20:42Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@JustinRayGolf Gleneagles product"  
[X Link](https://x.com/28ozPorterhouse/status/2018462156665303323)  2026-02-02T23:10Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@NUCLRGOLF been to a 750k iniation club plenty of times - worth every single penny"  
[X Link](https://x.com/28ozPorterhouse/status/2018526587918938332)  2026-02-03T03:26Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@snakeollbroker @leftyzag Willys swing is [--] of [--] but I see it. This comment is a huge compliment tho Willy may have my favorite swing in golf"  
[X Link](https://x.com/28ozPorterhouse/status/2018691455896654133)  2026-02-03T14:22Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@ronaldreagan654 @haslamamex Damn I hadnt seen u on my TL in forever I was hoping u deleted ur account brutal"  
[X Link](https://x.com/28ozPorterhouse/status/2018841713343676919)  2026-02-04T00:19Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@JimCummings317 I hate Speith with a burning passion but Im afraid he could win this week if he does I may have to sign out for a few days"  
[X Link](https://x.com/28ozPorterhouse/status/2019089986583417315)  2026-02-04T16:45Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@BrianKirschner_ lol on the west side of the intercoastal tryna claim ur in Palm beach 😂😂😂😂😂😂🫵🏻🫵🏻🫵🏻🫵🏻🫵🏻🫵🏻🫵🏻"  
[X Link](https://x.com/28ozPorterhouse/status/2019634530286727281)  2026-02-06T04:49Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"The Park Gil Hanse & Jim Wagner First stop of the weekend - what an incredible facility they have here. Par [--] range pro shop restaurant course - its just all immaculate"  
[X Link](https://x.com/28ozPorterhouse/status/2019868893704049101)  2026-02-06T20:20Z [----] followers, 19K engagements


"Emerald Dunes Tom Fazio Absolutely blessed to be able to make it out thought we wouldnt play but it all came together. Just an absolute fantastic round probably my favorite hang in the country"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2020217449962958914)  2026-02-07T19:25Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Tomorrow afternoon should be fun @tomandmartys"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2020278643805811039)  2026-02-07T23:28Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@LouStagner Better pray he bought those used from PGA and cant hit em 🙏🏼"  
[X Link](https://x.com/28ozPorterhouse/status/2020567552095617411)  2026-02-08T18:36Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Hideki bro. unreal"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2020686379114775031)  2026-02-09T02:29Z [----] followers, 144.7K engagements


"@Nikola_Topic44 I threw up in my uber"  
[X Link](https://x.com/28ozPorterhouse/status/2020688880106975298)  2026-02-09T02:39Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@bluelotdegen Sadly not ):"  
[X Link](https://x.com/28ozPorterhouse/status/2020706370794954779)  2026-02-09T03:48Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@TheDinMe Didnt think much of it when I placed it thought it had no chance was just for fun. Just how it unfolded stings so bad"  
[X Link](https://x.com/28ozPorterhouse/status/2020894168365576600)  2026-02-09T16:14Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@PeakBills Why would I pay you [----] to kick me in the nuts"  
[X Link](https://x.com/28ozPorterhouse/status/2020906612920066109)  2026-02-09T17:04Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@tomandmartys My [--] good buddies already used theirs cant wait to shit on em if they bet him again Only [--] free pass"  
[X Link](https://x.com/28ozPorterhouse/status/2020910824223613195)  2026-02-09T17:21Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@TheTicketPicks @PeakBills THE VERDICT ⚖ We are betting on: ✅ Maye in a clean pocket. ✅ You are one to talk about betting 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 what a read on last nights game 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭"  
[X Link](https://x.com/28ozPorterhouse/status/2020923255591440784)  2026-02-09T18:10Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@TheTicketPicks @PeakBills Hang the banner right about 2-3 factors"  
[X Link](https://x.com/28ozPorterhouse/status/2020976291818897625)  2026-02-09T21:41Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@RevWSJohnson"  
[X Link](https://x.com/28ozPorterhouse/status/2021066402480697698)  2026-02-10T03:39Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@GolfTipsChecker Put me down for Alex Noren 80/1 - thanks"  
[X Link](https://x.com/28ozPorterhouse/status/2021222917858533458)  2026-02-10T14:01Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@tacomaturf Looking nice"  
[X Link](https://x.com/28ozPorterhouse/status/2021286870538133991)  2026-02-10T18:15Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@GolfTipsChecker @tomandmartys Henley 100/1 lets rock"  
[X Link](https://x.com/28ozPorterhouse/status/2021442009102520638)  2026-02-11T04:31Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@buttercuts_ @shallowedout"  
[X Link](https://x.com/28ozPorterhouse/status/2021652261622137316)  2026-02-11T18:27Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@Nikola_Topic44 Yessir lets ride"  
[X Link](https://x.com/28ozPorterhouse/status/2021741721818649074)  2026-02-12T00:22Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@Hadiguy05 @stuck_n_a_bunk Youre a good friend. And a good salesman Looks like I might be making the detour to Evansville"  
[X Link](https://x.com/28ozPorterhouse/status/2022100633462223348)  2026-02-13T00:08Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@_Nathan_Bruce_ @SpiethLegion My boy Tom Hoge would not be at home hes in prime position"  
[X Link](https://x.com/28ozPorterhouse/status/2022738183533007104)  2026-02-14T18:22Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Sony Open Corey Conners 26/1 Keegan Bradley 34/1 Nick Taylor 40/1 Nico EchaVarria 48/1 Nick Dunlap 145/1 Offshore book had some really good odds this morning so I couldnt resist"  
[X Link](https://x.com/28ozPorterhouse/status/2011470628411392100)  2026-01-14T16:09Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Going to be driving from Chicago to Dallas on the weekend of March 20-22 Any of yall located in central USA and want to play some golf Looking for a good spot to break my drive up. Kansas / Missouri / Oklahoma / Arkansas make the most sense. Dm me if in area and down"  
[X Link](https://x.com/28ozPorterhouse/status/2021613300413317350)  2026-02-11T15:52Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Appreciate the offers and kind gestures from you all. Have a bit of a route change if youre in the area below and want to play Sunday March [--] let me know. Or if anyone has course recommendations for that area please lmk as well. Thank u all 🙏🏼 Going to be driving from Chicago to Dallas on the weekend of March 20-22 Any of yall located in central USA and want to play some golf Looking for a good spot to break my drive up. Kansas / Missouri / Oklahoma / Arkansas make the most sense. Dm me if in area and down. Going to be driving from Chicago to Dallas on the weekend of March 20-22 Any of"  
[X Link](https://x.com/28ozPorterhouse/status/2022117154565632066)  2026-02-13T01:14Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@buttercuts_ Yeah let me drive [--] hours in a day and still have sunlight for golf. Youll get whats coming ur way on that Wednesday"  
[X Link](https://x.com/28ozPorterhouse/status/2022118416791089264)  2026-02-13T01:19Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Moving to Chicago in [--] days - give me recommendations for everything. Especially: - golf - food - bars - and everything else If youve never been feel free to RT so others can see and give recs. Thanks"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1950312131616006412)  2025-07-29T21:47Z [----] followers, 46.9K engagements


"Steely Dan Sunday"  
[X Link](https://x.com/28ozPorterhouse/status/1957098619229614461)  2025-08-17T15:14Z [----] followers, 224.3K engagements


"@SpiethLegion Will be interesting to see how he holds up hes not used to playing [--] days in a row anymore"  
[X Link](https://x.com/28ozPorterhouse/status/2022550515238801778)  2026-02-14T05:56Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Say what you want about LIV - Anthony Kims story and what hes doing right now is one of the most impressive feats in golf history"  
[X Link](https://x.com/28ozPorterhouse/status/2022910522711220418)  2026-02-15T05:47Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@MikeJdre Ur a jets fan so im gonna be nice and just pray for you you probably need it 🙏🏼"  
[X Link](https://x.com/28ozPorterhouse/status/1954951646682943575)  2025-08-11T17:02Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@stuck_n_a_bunk Ive called my mom a lot of names but I dont think Ive ever called her a raccoon"  
[X Link](https://x.com/28ozPorterhouse/status/1954966730788290673)  2025-08-11T18:02Z [----] followers, 14.6K engagements


"First time cooking and I lowkey think Im a pro. Made some quesadillas - steak - lettuce - tomato - cheese - dipping in salsa I am a [--] year old male living on my own for the first time ever I need to go grocery shopping. Ive never cooked a single meal in my life - what are some easy meals to cook and good Grociers to buy Yes this is a real post and yes I have no shame in it. I am a [--] year old male living on my own for the first time ever I need to go grocery shopping. Ive never cooked a single meal in my life - what are some easy meals to cook and good Grociers to buy Yes this is a real post"  
[X Link](https://x.com/28ozPorterhouse/status/1954988672127996072)  2025-08-11T19:29Z [----] followers, 65.2K engagements


"@tec_golf Youtube as in like Rick Sheils how to break [--] series"  
[X Link](https://x.com/28ozPorterhouse/status/1955002367495246124)  2025-08-11T20:24Z [----] followers, 12.2K engagements


"@lisa_sullivan69 Guy is simply minding his own business working on himself trying to become a better version of himself. You are posting him on the internet trying to make it seem like its a bad thing. Who is actually ridiculous in this scenario"  
[X Link](https://x.com/28ozPorterhouse/status/1960742931104485481)  2025-08-27T16:35Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Uber decided to take his own route because he thought it was faster - I am now projected to miss my flight 👍🏼 Gotta love these guys"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1963746634526753068)  2025-09-04T23:30Z [----] followers, 31.3K engagements


"@sethraynorr People get upset when things arent handed to them how they want and I think thats the best part of golf it isnt like that. Theres so many life lessons to take away from the game but instead of living in the moment and realizing that - ppl just bitch. Bitch bitch bitch"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1965537644429148404)  2025-09-09T22:07Z [----] followers, 19.6K engagements


"Just an incredible day"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1966946293017952758)  2025-09-13T19:25Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@KillianHayes420 Dude ur name just brought back a dark time in the nicest way possible fuck you 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1968112008399900796)  2025-09-17T00:37Z [----] followers, 54.5K engagements


"@boxdestroyer007 Everyone is clowning u I kinda thought this was funny"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1969452241007333454)  2025-09-20T17:22Z [----] followers, 72.4K engagements


"Implementing the in office valuables pouch - and yes wires pods. Shoutout @PeterMillar1922 for the idea"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1977713731103555806)  2025-10-13T12:31Z [----] followers, 14.7K engagements


"@incolnlay @GolfTourChicago I walked a [----] Langford and monreau for $46 at 3:10pm on a Saturday in Chicago. In Dallas you pay $105 for a [----] yard tipped out goat track that hasnt been touched in [--] years"  
[X Link](https://x.com/28ozPorterhouse/status/1980291987187405159)  2025-10-20T15:16Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@BillTingleberry Pretend I am your boss If I gave you my credit card and said it has $20 on it go buy lunch youd probably buy a $20 lunch. If I gave you my credit card and said no limit go buy lunch you are more likely to go for a safe $10-15 lunch to not piss me off"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1986986818814853573)  2025-11-08T02:39Z [----] followers, 17.3K engagements


"@Mike_kim714 Why wont cam Davis win the masters"  
[X Link](https://x.com/28ozPorterhouse/status/2010395743451074907)  2026-01-11T16:57Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@grok @delnewberry5 @_reboundbosh 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/28ozPorterhouse/status/2012353814779609573)  2026-01-17T02:38Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"The Swedish Prince is BACK [----] is our year lets get it started early 📈"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2014314909601857685)  2026-01-22T12:31Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@ForePlayPod Stacked and its Wyndham Clark 😂😂😂😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/28ozPorterhouse/status/2015456723834675340)  2026-01-25T16:08Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Mens league game tonight other team pointed at me and said watch shooter - one of the best feelings in the world"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2015581972022649114)  2026-01-26T00:26Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@patrick_cantlay @theamexgolf Atta baby Pat keep churning. #SilentKiller"  
[X Link](https://x.com/28ozPorterhouse/status/2015806875703361881)  2026-01-26T15:19Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@buttercuts_ Since junior year of college My goodness youve been playing alot of golf over the last [--] years"  
[X Link](https://x.com/28ozPorterhouse/status/2018018258176094634)  2026-02-01T17:47Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@nate_oats [--] points [--] fouls for Bediako. Moves to 1-2 overall and let [--] white boys give him [--] combined. On behalf of all college basketball fans thank you he has turned a bad team into a horrible team. U did a service by adding him to the roster 🤝"  
[X Link](https://x.com/28ozPorterhouse/status/2018065697847271442)  2026-02-01T20:55Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@leftyzag @vogeygolf Joining a gym with an indoor range was the best thing I ever did [--] outside and Im bout to get some long iron work in 😁"  
[X Link](https://x.com/28ozPorterhouse/status/2018822217447203233)  2026-02-03T23:01Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Drinkin beer doing blow wearing Peter 🤷🏻✊🏿🤪👌🏼🙌🏼🤟🏻👍🏼🎯🔥 only way this night could get better is if it ended with a lil hawk tuah on my thang 🤪🤪🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪 #SPITONIT"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1827123147767730607)  2024-08-23T23:17Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Woke up at 6:23am Instantly grabbed my pen and started scrolling on twitter. I thought itd been like [--] minutes. It is now 7:20am I am stoned Going to continue doing this until probably 1pm Happy Friday everyone"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1834568046926610473)  2024-09-13T12:21Z [----] followers, 135.3K engagements


"Just hit the pen and cooked up a gnarly grocery list like it was a parlay"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1835724011310895267)  2024-09-16T16:54Z [----] followers, 373.5K engagements


"7 years ago my girlfriend cheated on me with a kid a grade above us. They just got engaged. Man what the fuck. Wild"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1842305451402076177)  2024-10-04T20:47Z [----] followers, 155.3K engagements


"@nofakeblake1 No it doesnt really hurt bc its from so long ago - more so like a general life eye opener in a way if you know what I mean - Im still young to be getting married"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1842327153540759717)  2024-10-04T22:13Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@doggincartgirls Poker is cheese tho - pen rips go for 2.50$ if u just won a hand"  
[X Link](https://x.com/28ozPorterhouse/status/1842344618756632994)  2024-10-04T23:22Z [----] followers, 28.6K engagements


"oh boy do I have a busy day"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1850912665884836271)  2024-10-28T14:49Z [----] followers, 71.7K engagements


"Came with a very nice glass tip. I am so interested and curious if this will get me high enough to fuck up my presentation in class today Fun game we play I paid $25 for this joint (I couldve bought an ounce for 100$ in the same store) If I dont meet God I want a refund. How the fuck is .678gs worth $25 What the fuck could be in this shit I have to find out. https://t.co/lSQ8HZD6PI I paid $25 for this joint (I couldve bought an ounce for 100$ in the same store) If I dont meet God I want a refund. How the fuck is .678gs worth $25 What the fuck could be in this shit I have to find out."  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1856094031270277541)  2024-11-11T21:57Z [----] followers, 45.3K engagements


"Initial thoughts - smoothest J Ive ever hit - slowest burning J Ive ever smoked - good taste Gonna face this whole thing and let yall know if its hitting Came with a very nice glass tip. I am so interested and curious if this will get me high enough to fuck up my presentation in class today Fun game we play https://t.co/r4PKG1ROmv Came with a very nice glass tip. I am so interested and curious if this will get me high enough to fuck up my presentation in class today Fun game we play https://t.co/r4PKG1ROmv"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1856097708622184796)  2024-11-11T22:12Z [----] followers, 40.1K engagements


"@austin_recolpe I was in this same pro shop and i actually bought a similar item today. Noticed how I put it in my trunk and went about my day Didnt post some gay shit on other peoples TL hurting their eyes Do better"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1867002541483167881)  2024-12-12T00:24Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@hannahcmontoya Moving to Chicago in a few months - [--] [---] - [--] yrs old - make 100k+ a year - decent sized cock - fun family that likes to travel First date Karaoke I can rap the entire Jay-Z part and Ill do Alicia keys aswell if u get nervous Just lmk 👍🏼"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1878476147052425280)  2025-01-12T16:16Z [----] followers, 14.1K engagements


"Weed smokers arent productive crowd would really hate to see a day in my life"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1878842296353104068)  2025-01-13T16:31Z [----] followers, 10.1K engagements


"Decided I am going to take the LSAT for fun. I am not planning on going to law school I am just a senior with a light class load and a lot of free time. Want to challenge myself and I truly think I can score in the top 5% of all test takers"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1878965972046119021)  2025-01-14T00:42Z [----] followers, 35.6K engagements


"We didnt really feel like going out so me and my Jesuit friends are hanging out at a buddies in Highland Park Dallas. Wearing my Jesuit sweats betting my dads money on the bills need a big 2nd half"  
[X Link](https://x.com/28ozPorterhouse/status/1883686245555138809)  2025-01-27T01:19Z [----] followers, 23.9K engagements


"Did I just pay $30 extra dollars so I could play PGA25 [--] days early Yes. Do I already regret it Yes"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1889045919410119141)  2025-02-10T20:16Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@BBucocki99541 You posted a thirst trap and directed it toward an audience of horny college guys What did u expect Hope objectifying your body was worth a bunch of followers on anonymous twitter Everyone in ur replies is the reason this app sucks now. Just terrible things unfolding on the TL"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1889088618112954512)  2025-02-10T23:06Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@PatMcAfeeShow This has gotten out of hand Jesus. Fuck this app"  
[X Link](https://x.com/28ozPorterhouse/status/1894834313243271500)  2025-02-26T19:37Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Getting high going to great clips and giving the fat green hair chick a completely made up life story while she cuts my hair is something I will never stop doing"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1904204184297046406)  2025-03-24T16:10Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@JonRothstein Absolutely terrible take. Hogged TV coverage to jack up 3s and lose for [--] years. Couldnt win anywhere he went wont even make the NBA. Wasnt good never won what the fuck did he do for CBB"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1905477785222607279)  2025-03-28T04:31Z [----] followers, 14.7K engagements


"@DChosenGeneral Dad: hey son I got to play cypress and pebble this weekend and got you some polos Me: sorry man you gotta return those because The General on Twitter said I couldnt wear them"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1912492649241612503)  2025-04-16T13:05Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@DavePoorboy Easier to wear the coat then pack it Honestly the most fair answer he couldve given I wanted to hate but thats a great point"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1913426747615334846)  2025-04-19T02:57Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Me liking all the Shaduer hate tweets"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1915616018409410610)  2025-04-25T03:57Z [----] followers, 11.2K engagements


"Landed in Barcelona customs found the dab pen I brought. Had to pay $1500 to not go to jail and they took the pen. Fathers not happy Im not happy no ones happy. What a start to the trip. I shouldve listened to you guys"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1925165804640776337)  2025-05-21T12:24Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@Crusad3rfan13CB Damn How far was the total drive. My best is an Apple Maps [--] hour [--] min drive in [--] hours and [--] minutes"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1926614924714807510)  2025-05-25T12:22Z [----] followers, 19.1K engagements


"@BradJHuff Wake up go to the gym shower get high and play Xbox go play golf for [--] hours get home shower get high and watch playoffs or drink and go out"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1931097438833778770)  2025-06-06T21:14Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"72 holes I watch em all"  
[X Link](https://x.com/28ozPorterhouse/status/1933121926949380465)  2025-06-12T11:19Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@GlobalCreditGus - Pinned tweet is a stolen photo for engagement - most recent tweet is a stolen photo for engagement Not hating but cmon man what are we doing here Its not about the followers or likes never has been never will be just be urself and post original shit"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1945535508324487381)  2025-07-16T17:26Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"This dad has been here with his son for [--] minutes now he hasnt hit a single ball. All hes done is video his son clean his clubs and give pointers. I hope this is me and my son one day"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1951328065847447773)  2025-08-01T17:03Z [----] followers, 40.7K engagements


"Final day at the home course calls for [--] Really gonna miss this place. Next up. T100 Jr membership in Chicago"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1951403673571217770)  2025-08-01T22:04Z [----] followers, 25.4K engagements


"Unlimited PTO is arguably the smartest mind game of all time"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1986951630944637181)  2025-11-08T00:19Z [----] followers, 217.9K engagements


"@jimmywilliamdos @RogerSteeleJr Wait but whats wrong with 28oz porterhouse Its just a steak"  
[X Link](https://x.com/28ozPorterhouse/status/2015595574418899325)  2026-01-26T01:20Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@HacksawWookie Elena looks like she would talk to ur grandma for [--] minutes and then walk upstairs and suck u fucking silly"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1869895872957591799)  2024-12-20T00:01Z [----] followers, 36.1K engagements


"@EllyDeLaBoozer The golf up here is better than Texas - but I havent touched a course in over a month where as my dad plays everyday [---] days a year in Texas. So its a trade off but I have enjoyed every course Ive been too just dont get to play as much. Fav is Olympia fields"  
[X Link](https://x.com/28ozPorterhouse/status/2001335024063517031)  2025-12-17T16:53Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Moving to Chicago in [--] days - give me recommendations for everything. Especially: - golf - food - bars - and everything else If youve never been feel free to RT so others can see and give recs. Thanks"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1950312131616006412)  2025-07-29T21:47Z [----] followers, 46.9K engagements


"Can I hit ur pen U can hit my juul What I hear: Ill give you Bryce young and a 7th for Patrick Mahomes"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1842320939880485354)  2024-10-04T21:48Z [----] followers, 1M engagements


"Steely Dan Sunday"  
[X Link](https://x.com/28ozPorterhouse/status/1957098619229614461)  2025-08-17T15:14Z [----] followers, 224.3K engagements


"Some things I FUCKING HATE - [--] wheelers in left lane - angel reese - when the pens clogged - hangovers/comedowns - Ohio state - people that move from Cali to Texas - pop quizzes - Jack Doherty - Ohio state - Bud light - [--] wheelers in general - gas over 3$ a gallon"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1830985590726373464)  2024-09-03T15:05Z [----] followers, 936.2K engagements


"Just hit the pen and cooked up a gnarly grocery list like it was a parlay"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1835724011310895267)  2024-09-16T16:54Z [----] followers, 373.5K engagements


"@Show3rBeers"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1939680856370520067)  2025-06-30T13:42Z [----] followers, 230.9K engagements


"7 years ago my girlfriend cheated on me with a kid a grade above us. They just got engaged. Man what the fuck. Wild"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1842305451402076177)  2024-10-04T20:47Z [----] followers, 155.3K engagements


"How to get a free dab pen in [--] minutes results may vary"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1856062255978426500)  2024-11-11T19:51Z [----] followers, 176K engagements


"Unlimited PTO is arguably the smartest mind game of all time"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1986951630944637181)  2025-11-08T00:19Z [----] followers, 217.9K engagements


"How I be walkin into the pro shop with dads card"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1815722664972947618)  2024-07-23T12:16Z [----] followers, 136.6K engagements


"Woke up at 6:23am Instantly grabbed my pen and started scrolling on twitter. I thought itd been like [--] minutes. It is now 7:20am I am stoned Going to continue doing this until probably 1pm Happy Friday everyone"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1834568046926610473)  2024-09-13T12:21Z [----] followers, 135.3K engagements


"No ur a fucking loser and If I ever hear anyone say that Im punching them in the face. #ShrinkTheGame"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1814857929218019734)  2024-07-21T03:00Z [----] followers, 115K engagements


"I am a [--] year old male living on my own for the first time ever I need to go grocery shopping. Ive never cooked a single meal in my life - what are some easy meals to cook and good Grociers to buy Yes this is a real post and yes I have no shame in it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/28ozPorterhouse/status/1954925864300224604)  2025-08-11T15:20Z [----] followers, 442.7K engagements


"This guy is racked outta his mind love it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1854036729616793911)  2024-11-06T05:42Z [----] followers, 47.7K engagements


"@HacksawWookie Elena looks like she would talk to ur grandma for [--] minutes and then walk upstairs and suck u fucking silly"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1869895872957591799)  2024-12-20T00:01Z [----] followers, 36.1K engagements


"oh boy do I have a busy day"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1850912665884836271)  2024-10-28T14:49Z [----] followers, 71.7K engagements


"@KillianHayes420 Dude ur name just brought back a dark time in the nicest way possible fuck you 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1968112008399900796)  2025-09-17T00:37Z [----] followers, 54.5K engagements


"Hot chick on the plane couldnt keep her eyes off me"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1913426222580629983)  2025-04-19T02:55Z [----] followers, 33.2K engagements


"This dad has been here with his son for [--] minutes now he hasnt hit a single ball. All hes done is video his son clean his clubs and give pointers. I hope this is me and my son one day"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1951328065847447773)  2025-08-01T17:03Z [----] followers, 40.7K engagements


"@Show3rBeers"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1939700337687871610)  2025-06-30T14:59Z [----] followers, 26.1K engagements


"Uber decided to take his own route because he thought it was faster - I am now projected to miss my flight 👍🏼 Gotta love these guys"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1963746634526753068)  2025-09-04T23:30Z [----] followers, 31.3K engagements


"@vols_fan_matt Its a family league for no money and just fun man everything aint that serious"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1968287749758468536)  2025-09-17T12:15Z [----] followers, 21.8K engagements


"-250 I get laid tonight"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1827131583859437853)  2024-08-23T23:51Z [----] followers, 42.1K engagements


"#NewProfilePic"  
[X Link](https://x.com/28ozPorterhouse/status/1891516527725195359)  2025-02-17T15:54Z [----] followers, 22.1K engagements


"@boxdestroyer007 Everyone is clowning u I kinda thought this was funny"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1969452241007333454)  2025-09-20T17:22Z [----] followers, 72.4K engagements


"Got a job offer today. Dream role amazing company great pay - but its in fucking Chicago. I dont like the big city. This is such a fucked decision I hate being grown I want to be a freshmen again"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1853510586698776682)  2024-11-04T18:52Z [----] followers, 44.3K engagements


"First time cooking and I lowkey think Im a pro. Made some quesadillas - steak - lettuce - tomato - cheese - dipping in salsa I am a [--] year old male living on my own for the first time ever I need to go grocery shopping. Ive never cooked a single meal in my life - what are some easy meals to cook and good Grociers to buy Yes this is a real post and yes I have no shame in it. I am a [--] year old male living on my own for the first time ever I need to go grocery shopping. Ive never cooked a single meal in my life - what are some easy meals to cook and good Grociers to buy Yes this is a real post"  
[X Link](https://x.com/28ozPorterhouse/status/1954988672127996072)  2025-08-11T19:29Z [----] followers, 65.2K engagements


"@top100analyst If you went from a non SEC school to a big city post grad than this take is very valid. However any SEC kid would happen to disagree with you. Nothing will ever be as fun as college and being around your PC"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1922658869362270320)  2025-05-14T14:22Z [----] followers, 15K engagements


"Rained out after [--] holes 👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1913616017286119859)  2025-04-19T15:29Z [----] followers, 27.9K engagements


"@octaviusrex_612 I smoke a ton of weed and Im literally none of those besides retarded"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1883885693476503985)  2025-01-27T14:32Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Decided I am going to take the LSAT for fun. I am not planning on going to law school I am just a senior with a light class load and a lot of free time. Want to challenge myself and I truly think I can score in the top 5% of all test takers"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1878965972046119021)  2025-01-14T00:42Z [----] followers, 35.6K engagements


"Just pulled up to the house and ripped every single pledges vape (I tested positive for Covid yesterday) 🤣 haha get fucked u little shits guess whose not gonna have a fun weekend 🫵🏻🫵🏻🫵🏻"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1828929506276741388)  2024-08-28T22:55Z [----] followers, 20.8K engagements


"@lisa_sullivan69 Guy is simply minding his own business working on himself trying to become a better version of himself. You are posting him on the internet trying to make it seem like its a bad thing. Who is actually ridiculous in this scenario"  
[X Link](https://x.com/28ozPorterhouse/status/1960742931104485481)  2025-08-27T16:35Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"I wear a medium large and XL in Peter If I posted my medium the twitter gays would call me small if I posted my extra large the twitter gays would call me big if I posted the large Id be a ball knower And if I posted none of them Id be a fucking normal human. Plz stop"  
[X Link](https://x.com/28ozPorterhouse/status/1872289742995509541)  2024-12-26T14:33Z [----] followers, 15.5K engagements


"Final day at the home course calls for [--] Really gonna miss this place. Next up. T100 Jr membership in Chicago"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1951403673571217770)  2025-08-01T22:04Z [----] followers, 25.4K engagements


"@stuck_n_a_bunk Ive called my mom a lot of names but I dont think Ive ever called her a raccoon"  
[X Link](https://x.com/28ozPorterhouse/status/1954966730788290673)  2025-08-11T18:02Z [----] followers, 14.6K engagements


"Final exam = done Grade = pending"  
[X Link](https://x.com/28ozPorterhouse/status/1919445636753109082)  2025-05-05T17:34Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@DChosenGeneral Dad: hey son I got to play cypress and pebble this weekend and got you some polos Me: sorry man you gotta return those because The General on Twitter said I couldnt wear them"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1912492649241612503)  2025-04-16T13:05Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@doggincartgirls Poker is cheese tho - pen rips go for 2.50$ if u just won a hand"  
[X Link](https://x.com/28ozPorterhouse/status/1842344618756632994)  2024-10-04T23:22Z [----] followers, 28.6K engagements


"@CfaStroker Good afternoon sir if you check my pinned tweet you can see Im a +2.3 and qualified to answer this. My best advice is to buy the most expensive clubs and trust the advice u receive on Twitter from people who claim to be golf guys. It worked for me I swear. The best clubs work"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1904592283452027191)  2025-03-25T17:52Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@dannybeers69 U definitely can"  
[X Link](https://x.com/28ozPorterhouse/status/1941841466352955487)  2025-07-06T12:47Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"MISMATCH ON THE OUTSIDE Throw it up Goff I got you 🙏🏼🙏🏼"  
[X Link](https://x.com/28ozPorterhouse/status/1845614609123709052)  2024-10-13T23:56Z [----] followers, 14.4K engagements


"not the biggest dead guy but this was fucking sick sphere is dope jams were good"  
[X Link](https://x.com/28ozPorterhouse/status/1923400079303401896)  2025-05-16T15:28Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"This shit is so unserious 😂😂😂😂😂 youre a pro golfer man tuck your fucking shirt in"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1939418061309669695)  2025-06-29T20:17Z [----] followers, 15.4K engagements


"Implementing the in office valuables pouch - and yes wires pods. Shoutout @PeterMillar1922 for the idea"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1977713731103555806)  2025-10-13T12:31Z [----] followers, 14.7K engagements


"We didnt really feel like going out so me and my Jesuit friends are hanging out at a buddies in Highland Park Dallas. Wearing my Jesuit sweats betting my dads money on the bills need a big 2nd half"  
[X Link](https://x.com/28ozPorterhouse/status/1883686245555138809)  2025-01-27T01:19Z [----] followers, 23.9K engagements


"@austin_recolpe I was in this same pro shop and i actually bought a similar item today. Noticed how I put it in my trunk and went about my day Didnt post some gay shit on other peoples TL hurting their eyes Do better"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1867002541483167881)  2024-12-12T00:24Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@JohnDadof7 @atticusdixie601 Do u know how shit of human u have to be for JW to call u a loser and people agree with him"  
[X Link](https://x.com/28ozPorterhouse/status/1878941457928921211)  2025-01-13T23:05Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"The return of top [--] lists. Top [--] fruits [--]. Cantaloupe [--]. Banana [--]. Peaches [--]. Honeydew [--]. Tangerines [--]. Green grapes [--]. Plums Open to suggestions or alternatives"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1918023295519039824)  2025-05-01T19:22Z [----] followers, 41.5K engagements


"Strawberrymilkmob sneaky fire. 🪵"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1815201105774846463)  2024-07-22T01:44Z [----] followers, 25.1K engagements


"@BillTingleberry Pretend I am your boss If I gave you my credit card and said it has $20 on it go buy lunch youd probably buy a $20 lunch. If I gave you my credit card and said no limit go buy lunch you are more likely to go for a safe $10-15 lunch to not piss me off"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1986986818814853573)  2025-11-08T02:39Z [----] followers, 17.3K engagements


"Valentines Day"  
[X Link](https://x.com/28ozPorterhouse/status/1890408870813515821)  2025-02-14T14:32Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Im seeing the board rn. Dont let the kid get hot"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1904150714114248982)  2025-03-24T12:38Z [----] followers, 19.6K engagements


"they not gone like this one"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1849960085889614148)  2024-10-25T23:43Z [----] followers, 13.4K engagements


"Im a simple guy I like simple things"  
[X Link](https://x.com/28ozPorterhouse/status/1952746591174992182)  2025-08-05T15:00Z [----] followers, 17.2K engagements


"@halalsandler Nope Freshman year = meal plan Sophomore year = Frat house Junior & Senior year = roommate was THE PEOPLES CHEF"  
[X Link](https://x.com/28ozPorterhouse/status/1954927052395565066)  2025-08-11T15:25Z [----] followers, 20.6K engagements


"I paid $25 for this joint (I couldve bought an ounce for 100$ in the same store) If I dont meet God I want a refund. How the fuck is .678gs worth $25 What the fuck could be in this shit I have to find out"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1856086066077544482)  2024-11-11T21:26Z [----] followers, 27.4K engagements


"Initial thoughts - smoothest J Ive ever hit - slowest burning J Ive ever smoked - good taste Gonna face this whole thing and let yall know if its hitting Came with a very nice glass tip. I am so interested and curious if this will get me high enough to fuck up my presentation in class today Fun game we play https://t.co/r4PKG1ROmv Came with a very nice glass tip. I am so interested and curious if this will get me high enough to fuck up my presentation in class today Fun game we play https://t.co/r4PKG1ROmv"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1856097708622184796)  2024-11-11T22:12Z [----] followers, 40.1K engagements


"Came with a very nice glass tip. I am so interested and curious if this will get me high enough to fuck up my presentation in class today Fun game we play I paid $25 for this joint (I couldve bought an ounce for 100$ in the same store) If I dont meet God I want a refund. How the fuck is .678gs worth $25 What the fuck could be in this shit I have to find out. https://t.co/lSQ8HZD6PI I paid $25 for this joint (I couldve bought an ounce for 100$ in the same store) If I dont meet God I want a refund. How the fuck is .678gs worth $25 What the fuck could be in this shit I have to find out."  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1856094031270277541)  2024-11-11T21:57Z [----] followers, 45.3K engagements


"Rain rain stay away I want to play some golf today Happy Easter everyone beautiful morning [--] before brunch"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1913946470270603708)  2025-04-20T13:22Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@vinnychase1764 The fact that Im alive means I have some survival skills"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1954950357354004677)  2025-08-11T16:57Z [----] followers, 18K engagements


"@tec_golf Youtube as in like Rick Sheils how to break [--] series"  
[X Link](https://x.com/28ozPorterhouse/status/1955002367495246124)  2025-08-11T20:24Z [----] followers, 12.2K engagements


"And then there was [--]. Lets dance @GamecockWill69 Two schools have emerged as the frontrunners to land Alabama transfer RB Justice Haynes @petenakos reports👀 Intel: https://t.co/Gvfn4FBQcZ https://t.co/c7BJkvoSus Two schools have emerged as the frontrunners to land Alabama transfer RB Justice Haynes @petenakos reports👀 Intel: https://t.co/Gvfn4FBQcZ https://t.co/c7BJkvoSus"  
[X Link](https://x.com/28ozPorterhouse/status/1871284592264777765)  2024-12-23T19:59Z [----] followers, 42K engagements


"Two schools have emerged as the frontrunners to land Alabama transfer RB Justice Haynes @petenakos reports👀 Intel: https://www.on3.com/news/alabama-transfer-rb-justice-haynes-has-two-teams-emerging-at-the-top/ https://www.on3.com/news/alabama-transfer-rb-justice-haynes-has-two-teams-emerging-at-the-top/"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1871279769649811713)  2024-12-23T19:40Z 135.8K followers, 259.6K engagements


"Getting high going to great clips and giving the fat green hair chick a completely made up life story while she cuts my hair is something I will never stop doing"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1904204184297046406)  2025-03-24T16:10Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"I just tried to scroll on TikTok and I had [--] posts in a row of people tryna sell things. Shilajit gummies mouth tape jeans tons of BS. [--] times a day I see a HS kid tryna sell me shorts or a hoodie Reels is forever superior A+ level rotting capabilities. TikTok SUCKS now"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1836184453804151024)  2024-09-17T23:24Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@sethraynorr People get upset when things arent handed to them how they want and I think thats the best part of golf it isnt like that. Theres so many life lessons to take away from the game but instead of living in the moment and realizing that - ppl just bitch. Bitch bitch bitch"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1965537644429148404)  2025-09-09T22:07Z [----] followers, 19.6K engagements


"@JonRothstein Absolutely terrible take. Hogged TV coverage to jack up 3s and lose for [--] years. Couldnt win anywhere he went wont even make the NBA. Wasnt good never won what the fuck did he do for CBB"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1905477785222607279)  2025-03-28T04:31Z [----] followers, 14.7K engagements


"@PowerstrokeChad Worked in the industry truckers are great ppl no complaints there. Just stay the fuck out my left lane and stop being so fucking big"  
[X Link](https://x.com/28ozPorterhouse/status/1831015538698657818)  2024-09-03T17:04Z [----] followers, 11.7K engagements


"#NewProfilePic #FuckYeah"  
[X Link](https://x.com/28ozPorterhouse/status/1829556750904971267)  2024-08-30T16:28Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@BradJHuff Wake up go to the gym shower get high and play Xbox go play golf for [--] hours get home shower get high and watch playoffs or drink and go out"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1931097438833778770)  2025-06-06T21:14Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Me liking all the Shaduer hate tweets"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1915616018409410610)  2025-04-25T03:57Z [----] followers, 11.2K engagements


"Weed smokers arent productive crowd would really hate to see a day in my life"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1878842296353104068)  2025-01-13T16:31Z [----] followers, 10.1K engagements


"@stimmyaddict Dont use ur composite (professionally paid for proper headshot while ur wearing a suit) Instead ur supposed to use a headshot of u in a suit 🤣🤣🤦🏼♂🤦🏼♂ smh"  
[X Link](https://x.com/28ozPorterhouse/status/1843774455279140946)  2024-10-08T22:04Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@hannahcmontoya Moving to Chicago in a few months - [--] [---] - [--] yrs old - make 100k+ a year - decent sized cock - fun family that likes to travel First date Karaoke I can rap the entire Jay-Z part and Ill do Alicia keys aswell if u get nervous Just lmk 👍🏼"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1878476147052425280)  2025-01-12T16:16Z [----] followers, 14.1K engagements


"Heres the plan. - heat the pan - drop the full gram on the pan - put the lid on the pan - inhale through straw through hold in lid Readdddyyyyyy break 👏🏼"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1815123956455571842)  2024-07-21T20:37Z [----] followers, 15K engagements


"@Crusad3rfan13CB Damn How far was the total drive. My best is an Apple Maps [--] hour [--] min drive in [--] hours and [--] minutes"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1926614924714807510)  2025-05-25T12:22Z [----] followers, 19.1K engagements


"Flight home to Highland Park tonight. I cant wait. Golf at Dallas country club meet up with old Jesuit friends eat burgers drink beer talk about our old Jesuit memories. God its the life and it starts tmrw"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1923753724117385513)  2025-05-17T14:53Z [----] followers, 12.8K engagements


"@MikeJdre Ur a jets fan so im gonna be nice and just pray for you you probably need it 🙏🏼"  
[X Link](https://x.com/28ozPorterhouse/status/1954951646682943575)  2025-08-11T17:02Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"72 holes I watch em all"  
[X Link](https://x.com/28ozPorterhouse/status/1933121926949380465)  2025-06-12T11:19Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@BRotsniffer I dont run it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/28ozPorterhouse/status/1892282330888208623)  2025-02-19T18:37Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@chaz_sizzle How do u fail HIST [----] Theres no Tests"  
[X Link](https://x.com/28ozPorterhouse/status/1921265239036695016)  2025-05-10T18:05Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Landed in Barcelona customs found the dab pen I brought. Had to pay $1500 to not go to jail and they took the pen. Fathers not happy Im not happy no ones happy. What a start to the trip. I shouldve listened to you guys"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1925165804640776337)  2025-05-21T12:24Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Good morning happy opening day and happy sweet sixteen"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1905252251821547930)  2025-03-27T13:35Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"good mornin"  
[X Link](https://x.com/28ozPorterhouse/status/1878833958697529673)  2025-01-13T15:58Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

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