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[@DokCyber](/creator/reddit/DokCyber)
"Dogs float on water because they're good buoys"  
[Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1oa9f2e) [@DokCyber](/creator/reddit/DokCyber) 2025-10-18T22:43Z X followers, XX engagements


"I saw a guy drop his Scrabble letters on the road. I asked him 'What's the word on the street'"  
[Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1ngywtt) [@DokCyber](/creator/reddit/DokCyber) 2025-10-21T05:06Z X followers, XX engagements


"It really bothers me that Elon Musk's bodyguards aren't called Musketeers"  
[Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1o0ypoq) [@DokCyber](/creator/reddit/DokCyber) 2025-10-08T05:28Z X followers, XXX engagements


"We need to add PR DC and Guam as states. XX is a prime numberthen we can TRULY BE"One Nation Indivisible""  
[Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1o2gbem) [@DokCyber](/creator/reddit/DokCyber) 2025-10-10T14:11Z X followers, XX engagements


"I'm developing a fear of sausages. I fear the wurst"  
[Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1o9k946) [@DokCyber](/creator/reddit/DokCyber) 2025-10-18T03:05Z X followers, XX engagements


"My wife always prefers the stairs whereas I always like to take the elevator. I guess we are raised differently"  
[Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1oakfdg) [@DokCyber](/creator/reddit/DokCyber) 2025-10-19T09:38Z X followers, XX engagements


"Mary and John siblings grew up on a sheep farm. Soft-hearted John eventually became a vegan. Mary cut down on eating meat but once in a while Mary had a little lamb"  
[Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1oamaad) [@DokCyber](/creator/reddit/DokCyber) 2025-10-19T10:57Z X followers, XX engagements


"How do fleas travel from place to place By itch-hiking"  
[Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1oaofcj) [@DokCyber](/creator/reddit/DokCyber) 2025-10-19T12:36Z X followers, XX engagements


"What do you call a girl who sets fire to her credit card statementsBernadette"  
[Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1njl917) [@DokCyber](/creator/reddit/DokCyber) 2025-09-17T18:33Z X followers, XXX engagements


"Found in an advice page: Question: My child won't eat meat with what can I replace it Answer: A dog. Dogs love meat"  
[Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1o5og4e) [@DokCyber](/creator/reddit/DokCyber) 2025-10-16T18:35Z X followers, XX engagements


"Where do fish washIn river basins.Where do fish sleepIn river beds"  
[Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1ob5vgy) [@DokCyber](/creator/reddit/DokCyber) 2025-10-20T14:19Z X followers, XX engagements


"The Beach Boys walk into a bar.RoundRoundGet a roundI get a roundGet a round"  
[Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1o7ywfb) [@DokCyber](/creator/reddit/DokCyber) 2025-10-19T20:58Z X followers, XX engagements


"I asked my wife how to turn Alexa off.She said: How about walking through the room naked"  
[Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1o8kcxw) [@DokCyber](/creator/reddit/DokCyber) 2025-10-17T17:09Z X followers, XX engagements


"Did you know that a raven has XX rigid tail feathers called pinionswhile a crow only has 16The difference between a raven and a crowis just a matter of a pinion"  
[Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1o9qfx7) [@DokCyber](/creator/reddit/DokCyber) 2025-10-18T08:56Z X followers, XX engagements


"I have a masturbation addiction but I'm beating it #DocAfterDark"  
[Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1oadv8a) [@DokCyber](/creator/reddit/DokCyber) 2025-10-19T02:09Z X followers, XX engagements


"I WRITE ALL MY JOKES IN CAPITALS.THIS ONE WAS WRITTEN IN PARIS"  
[Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1oau77y) [@DokCyber](/creator/reddit/DokCyber) 2025-10-19T18:43Z X followers, XX engagements


"If you could be great at one sport which would you choose I'd choose dodgeball. because I keep dodging responsibilities anyway"  
[Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1ob09bg) [@DokCyber](/creator/reddit/DokCyber) 2025-10-19T20:36Z X followers, X engagements


"HEYwhats upHOW THE HELL ARE YOU"  
[Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1ob6kom) [@DokCyber](/creator/reddit/DokCyber) 2025-10-20T01:52Z X followers, X engagements


"yesterday@MrsDocAtCDI : Stop using so much saltMe: Why@MrsDocAtCDI : Too much is hard for your heart and really does a lot of damage to your bodyMe: sooowhat you're saying istoo much sodiumis a saltwith a deadly weapon@MrsDocAtCDI : *Pours more salt on my food*"  
[Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1ob8lh8) [@DokCyber](/creator/reddit/DokCyber) 2025-10-20T04:45Z X followers, X engagements


"What's the best thing that happened to you today#BestThingOfTheDay"  
[Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1oba2lr) [@DokCyber](/creator/reddit/DokCyber) 2025-10-20T04:38Z X followers, X engagements


"Question: What do people usually do first when they wake up Shawn: Yawn Shaun: Yawn Sean: Yawn"  
[Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1obcok7) [@DokCyber](/creator/reddit/DokCyber) 2025-10-20T07:40Z X followers, X engagements


"got up this morning thinking I forgot to pay my internet billNope it was amazon that didn't pay thiersAWS (IYKYK) crashed and burned about 3am easternmostly beck online still strugglingif you look around you'll discover how much of what you need is controlled by amazon"  
[Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1obnn95) [@DokCyber](/creator/reddit/DokCyber) 2025-10-20T17:58Z X followers, X engagements


"Why do North Koreans draw the straightest lines Because they have a supreme ruler"  
[Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1o0ge9v) [@DokCyber](/creator/reddit/DokCyber) 2025-10-07T18:27Z X followers, XX engagements


"I just found out that Microsoft bought Skype for almost X billion dollars.Idiots. they should have downloaded it for free"  
[Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1o4js2t) [@DokCyber](/creator/reddit/DokCyber) 2025-10-12T16:19Z X followers, XX engagements


"I got gas today for $1.39.You can always count on fast food for a bargain"  
[Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1o4ntoy) [@DokCyber](/creator/reddit/DokCyber) 2025-10-12T14:07Z X followers, XX engagements


"While at a zoo I saw a man from Prague be eaten by a lion. The zookeeper was incredulous when I told him it was the lion. Despite my protests the zookeeper euthanized and autopsied the lioness. Her stomach was empty. No one believes me when I say the Czech is in the male"  
[Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1o6z80s) [@DokCyber](/creator/reddit/DokCyber) 2025-10-19T16:42Z X followers, XX engagements


"Rudolph the Red-Nosed reindeer dead at XX I know it's sad.Over Barcelona today the famed reindeer was hit by a flock of seagulls and a 747.Eyewitnesses report that the Reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane"  
[Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1o7maef) [@DokCyber](/creator/reddit/DokCyber) 2025-10-21T04:58Z X followers, X engagements


"That strange moment when you walk through a big spider web and instantly turn into a karate master"  
[Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1o8pkie) [@DokCyber](/creator/reddit/DokCyber) 2025-10-17T08:13Z X followers, XX engagements


"Last Valentine's Day my wife said she'd go on top for a change.I love our bunk beds"  
[Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1o92vfn) [@DokCyber](/creator/reddit/DokCyber) 2025-10-17T14:44Z X followers, XX engagements


"Someone broke into my house and stole a limbo stick.How low can you go"  
[Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1o9ui9s) [@DokCyber](/creator/reddit/DokCyber) 2025-10-18T12:51Z X followers, XX engagements


"Dad: Someone here is possessed by an owl.Son: WhoDad: Mhmm guess we found it"  
[Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1oaik47) [@DokCyber](/creator/reddit/DokCyber) 2025-10-19T07:52Z X followers, XX engagements


"I don't wanna go into detail but the Dyson ball cleaneris a very misleading product name #DocAfterDark"  
[Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1ob7si7) [@DokCyber](/creator/reddit/DokCyber) 2025-10-20T02:33Z X followers, X engagements


"Enjoy #OurEarthPorn(Steal This Hashtag for your own & join the community of Nature Addicts )OC Dead Horse Point Utah 3000x4000 Photo Credit: yourmomssubluminal . https://t.co/BupyHnw1BX"  
[Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1obl0bv) [@DokCyber](/creator/reddit/DokCyber) 2025-10-20T15:03Z X followers, X engagements


"Enjoy #OurEarthPorn(Steal This Hashtag for your own & join the community of Nature Addicts )Reflections of the fall colors in the Baraboo Hills of Wisconsin 3949x4937OC Photo Credit: KirbyJW . https://t.co/XHOy2RkbWf"  
[Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1oblnd6) [@DokCyber](/creator/reddit/DokCyber) 2025-10-20T16:01Z X followers, X engagements


"Enjoy #OurEarthPorn(Steal This Hashtag for your own & join the community of Nature Addicts )Kennicott River Alaska OC 5712x4284 Photo Credit: FunkHavoc . https://t.co/Tqptwi6sho"  
[Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1obmarm) [@DokCyber](/creator/reddit/DokCyber) 2025-10-20T16:01Z X followers, X engagements


"What does a painter do when he gets cold He puts on another coat"  
[Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1obn1pg) [@DokCyber](/creator/reddit/DokCyber) 2025-10-20T20:27Z X followers, XX engagements


"What do you call a hot dog on October 31st.A Halloweenie"  
[Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1obpnlj) [@DokCyber](/creator/reddit/DokCyber) 2025-10-20T21:58Z X followers, XX engagements


"Old mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to get her dog a bone when she bent over rover drove her cause he had a bone of his own#DocAfterDark"  
[Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1oc0p8z) [@DokCyber](/creator/reddit/DokCyber) 2025-10-21T02:36Z X followers, X engagements


"I'm in big trouble if people find out I don't really have Tourette's"  
[Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1oc1ujo) [@DokCyber](/creator/reddit/DokCyber) 2025-10-21T03:16Z X followers, XX engagements


"What's the best thing that happened to you today#BestThingOfTheDay"  
[Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1oc319i) [@DokCyber](/creator/reddit/DokCyber) 2025-10-21T04:12Z X followers, X engagements


"Quote of the Day: "If the world seems cold to you kindle fires to warm it.""  
[Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1oc4d4v) [@DokCyber](/creator/reddit/DokCyber) 2025-10-21T05:38Z X followers, X engagements


"I was out walking the dogs today and someone asked me if they were Jack Russells. I replied 'No they're mine'"  
[Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1oc5maq) [@DokCyber](/creator/reddit/DokCyber) 2025-10-21T06:43Z X followers, X engagements


"What do you call a singing laptopA Dell"  
[Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1oc7ggk) [@DokCyber](/creator/reddit/DokCyber) 2025-10-21T09:25Z X followers, X engagements


"Interviewer: How do you explain this 4-year gap on your resumeMe: That's when I went to Yale.Interviewer: That's impressive. You are hired.Me: Thanks. I really need this yob"  
[Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1nwbujg) [@DokCyber](/creator/reddit/DokCyber) 2025-10-05T20:56Z X followers, XX engagements


"People say my hobby of filling farm animals up with helium is morally reprehensible.But I say whatever floats your goat"  
[Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1o57ul2) [@DokCyber](/creator/reddit/DokCyber) 2025-10-13T02:37Z X followers, XXX engagements


"I recently took an airline to court after my luggage didn't turn up. I lost my case"  
[Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1o7ulx9) [@DokCyber](/creator/reddit/DokCyber) 2025-10-20T15:28Z X followers, XX engagements


"I took my dog to the park today to play frisbee with him.He was useless I need a flatter dog"  
[Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1o9oj56) [@DokCyber](/creator/reddit/DokCyber) 2025-10-19T05:01Z X followers, XX engagements


"My wife always buys cheap toilet paper. It's a pain in the ass"  
[Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1obhr7a) [@DokCyber](/creator/reddit/DokCyber) 2025-10-20T13:00Z X followers, XX engagements


"My wife asked for something black and lacy last Valentine's Day.Apparently she didn't mean hiking boots"  
[Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1obynsy) [@DokCyber](/creator/reddit/DokCyber) 2025-10-21T01:03Z X followers, XX engagements


"My wife gets annoyed when I mess with her wine. I added some fruit and lemonade to it. Now she's sangria than ever"  
[Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1oc9cyv) [@DokCyber](/creator/reddit/DokCyber) 2025-10-21T13:23Z X followers, XX engagements


"Did you hear about the man who cooled himself to absolute zeroHe's 0-K now"  
[Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1ocbn4a) [@DokCyber](/creator/reddit/DokCyber) 2025-10-21T13:19Z X followers, X engagements

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@DokCyber "Dogs float on water because they're good buoys"
Reddit Link @DokCyber 2025-10-18T22:43Z X followers, XX engagements

"I saw a guy drop his Scrabble letters on the road. I asked him 'What's the word on the street'"
Reddit Link @DokCyber 2025-10-21T05:06Z X followers, XX engagements

"It really bothers me that Elon Musk's bodyguards aren't called Musketeers"
Reddit Link @DokCyber 2025-10-08T05:28Z X followers, XXX engagements

"We need to add PR DC and Guam as states. XX is a prime numberthen we can TRULY BE"One Nation Indivisible""
Reddit Link @DokCyber 2025-10-10T14:11Z X followers, XX engagements

"I'm developing a fear of sausages. I fear the wurst"
Reddit Link @DokCyber 2025-10-18T03:05Z X followers, XX engagements

"My wife always prefers the stairs whereas I always like to take the elevator. I guess we are raised differently"
Reddit Link @DokCyber 2025-10-19T09:38Z X followers, XX engagements

"Mary and John siblings grew up on a sheep farm. Soft-hearted John eventually became a vegan. Mary cut down on eating meat but once in a while Mary had a little lamb"
Reddit Link @DokCyber 2025-10-19T10:57Z X followers, XX engagements

"How do fleas travel from place to place By itch-hiking"
Reddit Link @DokCyber 2025-10-19T12:36Z X followers, XX engagements

"What do you call a girl who sets fire to her credit card statementsBernadette"
Reddit Link @DokCyber 2025-09-17T18:33Z X followers, XXX engagements

"Found in an advice page: Question: My child won't eat meat with what can I replace it Answer: A dog. Dogs love meat"
Reddit Link @DokCyber 2025-10-16T18:35Z X followers, XX engagements

"Where do fish washIn river basins.Where do fish sleepIn river beds"
Reddit Link @DokCyber 2025-10-20T14:19Z X followers, XX engagements

"The Beach Boys walk into a bar.RoundRoundGet a roundI get a roundGet a round"
Reddit Link @DokCyber 2025-10-19T20:58Z X followers, XX engagements

"I asked my wife how to turn Alexa off.She said: How about walking through the room naked"
Reddit Link @DokCyber 2025-10-17T17:09Z X followers, XX engagements

"Did you know that a raven has XX rigid tail feathers called pinionswhile a crow only has 16The difference between a raven and a crowis just a matter of a pinion"
Reddit Link @DokCyber 2025-10-18T08:56Z X followers, XX engagements

"I have a masturbation addiction but I'm beating it #DocAfterDark"
Reddit Link @DokCyber 2025-10-19T02:09Z X followers, XX engagements

"I WRITE ALL MY JOKES IN CAPITALS.THIS ONE WAS WRITTEN IN PARIS"
Reddit Link @DokCyber 2025-10-19T18:43Z X followers, XX engagements

"If you could be great at one sport which would you choose I'd choose dodgeball. because I keep dodging responsibilities anyway"
Reddit Link @DokCyber 2025-10-19T20:36Z X followers, X engagements

"HEYwhats upHOW THE HELL ARE YOU"
Reddit Link @DokCyber 2025-10-20T01:52Z X followers, X engagements

"yesterday@MrsDocAtCDI : Stop using so much saltMe: Why@MrsDocAtCDI : Too much is hard for your heart and really does a lot of damage to your bodyMe: sooowhat you're saying istoo much sodiumis a saltwith a deadly weapon@MrsDocAtCDI : Pours more salt on my food"
Reddit Link @DokCyber 2025-10-20T04:45Z X followers, X engagements

"What's the best thing that happened to you today#BestThingOfTheDay"
Reddit Link @DokCyber 2025-10-20T04:38Z X followers, X engagements

"Question: What do people usually do first when they wake up Shawn: Yawn Shaun: Yawn Sean: Yawn"
Reddit Link @DokCyber 2025-10-20T07:40Z X followers, X engagements

"got up this morning thinking I forgot to pay my internet billNope it was amazon that didn't pay thiersAWS (IYKYK) crashed and burned about 3am easternmostly beck online still strugglingif you look around you'll discover how much of what you need is controlled by amazon"
Reddit Link @DokCyber 2025-10-20T17:58Z X followers, X engagements

"Why do North Koreans draw the straightest lines Because they have a supreme ruler"
Reddit Link @DokCyber 2025-10-07T18:27Z X followers, XX engagements

"I just found out that Microsoft bought Skype for almost X billion dollars.Idiots. they should have downloaded it for free"
Reddit Link @DokCyber 2025-10-12T16:19Z X followers, XX engagements

"I got gas today for $1.39.You can always count on fast food for a bargain"
Reddit Link @DokCyber 2025-10-12T14:07Z X followers, XX engagements

"While at a zoo I saw a man from Prague be eaten by a lion. The zookeeper was incredulous when I told him it was the lion. Despite my protests the zookeeper euthanized and autopsied the lioness. Her stomach was empty. No one believes me when I say the Czech is in the male"
Reddit Link @DokCyber 2025-10-19T16:42Z X followers, XX engagements

"Rudolph the Red-Nosed reindeer dead at XX I know it's sad.Over Barcelona today the famed reindeer was hit by a flock of seagulls and a 747.Eyewitnesses report that the Reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane"
Reddit Link @DokCyber 2025-10-21T04:58Z X followers, X engagements

"That strange moment when you walk through a big spider web and instantly turn into a karate master"
Reddit Link @DokCyber 2025-10-17T08:13Z X followers, XX engagements

"Last Valentine's Day my wife said she'd go on top for a change.I love our bunk beds"
Reddit Link @DokCyber 2025-10-17T14:44Z X followers, XX engagements

"Someone broke into my house and stole a limbo stick.How low can you go"
Reddit Link @DokCyber 2025-10-18T12:51Z X followers, XX engagements

"Dad: Someone here is possessed by an owl.Son: WhoDad: Mhmm guess we found it"
Reddit Link @DokCyber 2025-10-19T07:52Z X followers, XX engagements

"I don't wanna go into detail but the Dyson ball cleaneris a very misleading product name #DocAfterDark"
Reddit Link @DokCyber 2025-10-20T02:33Z X followers, X engagements

"Enjoy #OurEarthPorn(Steal This Hashtag for your own & join the community of Nature Addicts )OC Dead Horse Point Utah 3000x4000 Photo Credit: yourmomssubluminal . https://t.co/BupyHnw1BX"
Reddit Link @DokCyber 2025-10-20T15:03Z X followers, X engagements

"Enjoy #OurEarthPorn(Steal This Hashtag for your own & join the community of Nature Addicts )Reflections of the fall colors in the Baraboo Hills of Wisconsin 3949x4937OC Photo Credit: KirbyJW . https://t.co/XHOy2RkbWf"
Reddit Link @DokCyber 2025-10-20T16:01Z X followers, X engagements

"Enjoy #OurEarthPorn(Steal This Hashtag for your own & join the community of Nature Addicts )Kennicott River Alaska OC 5712x4284 Photo Credit: FunkHavoc . https://t.co/Tqptwi6sho"
Reddit Link @DokCyber 2025-10-20T16:01Z X followers, X engagements

"What does a painter do when he gets cold He puts on another coat"
Reddit Link @DokCyber 2025-10-20T20:27Z X followers, XX engagements

"What do you call a hot dog on October 31st.A Halloweenie"
Reddit Link @DokCyber 2025-10-20T21:58Z X followers, XX engagements

"Old mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to get her dog a bone when she bent over rover drove her cause he had a bone of his own#DocAfterDark"
Reddit Link @DokCyber 2025-10-21T02:36Z X followers, X engagements

"I'm in big trouble if people find out I don't really have Tourette's"
Reddit Link @DokCyber 2025-10-21T03:16Z X followers, XX engagements

"What's the best thing that happened to you today#BestThingOfTheDay"
Reddit Link @DokCyber 2025-10-21T04:12Z X followers, X engagements

"Quote of the Day: "If the world seems cold to you kindle fires to warm it.""
Reddit Link @DokCyber 2025-10-21T05:38Z X followers, X engagements

"I was out walking the dogs today and someone asked me if they were Jack Russells. I replied 'No they're mine'"
Reddit Link @DokCyber 2025-10-21T06:43Z X followers, X engagements

"What do you call a singing laptopA Dell"
Reddit Link @DokCyber 2025-10-21T09:25Z X followers, X engagements

"Interviewer: How do you explain this 4-year gap on your resumeMe: That's when I went to Yale.Interviewer: That's impressive. You are hired.Me: Thanks. I really need this yob"
Reddit Link @DokCyber 2025-10-05T20:56Z X followers, XX engagements

"People say my hobby of filling farm animals up with helium is morally reprehensible.But I say whatever floats your goat"
Reddit Link @DokCyber 2025-10-13T02:37Z X followers, XXX engagements

"I recently took an airline to court after my luggage didn't turn up. I lost my case"
Reddit Link @DokCyber 2025-10-20T15:28Z X followers, XX engagements

"I took my dog to the park today to play frisbee with him.He was useless I need a flatter dog"
Reddit Link @DokCyber 2025-10-19T05:01Z X followers, XX engagements

"My wife always buys cheap toilet paper. It's a pain in the ass"
Reddit Link @DokCyber 2025-10-20T13:00Z X followers, XX engagements

"My wife asked for something black and lacy last Valentine's Day.Apparently she didn't mean hiking boots"
Reddit Link @DokCyber 2025-10-21T01:03Z X followers, XX engagements

"My wife gets annoyed when I mess with her wine. I added some fruit and lemonade to it. Now she's sangria than ever"
Reddit Link @DokCyber 2025-10-21T13:23Z X followers, XX engagements

"Did you hear about the man who cooled himself to absolute zeroHe's 0-K now"
Reddit Link @DokCyber 2025-10-21T13:19Z X followers, X engagements

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