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[@RubFuture5580](/creator/reddit/RubFuture5580)
"(CIRCA 2023) "Dear Abby my credit score is in the 400s but I really want to own a house so I can brag and pretend to be rich. I have an ingenious way to make it happen"  
[Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1o3kfgi) [@RubFuture5580](/creator/reddit/RubFuture5580) 2025-10-11T02:56Z X followers, XXX engagements


"NYU JOHNNY - As you live in mommie's house with your ring shitty credit and no job scrounging for $X supachats and wallowing in your own filth I thought you'd appreciate this list of HIGH SCHOOL DROPOUTS:"  
[Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1o7anrq) [@RubFuture5580](/creator/reddit/RubFuture5580) 2025-10-15T20:55Z X followers, XXX engagements


"3 times Lil' Johnny could've shown us how tough he is but didn't do sh*t. Odd. Oh well I guess we'll have to take his word for it and watch old Stern tapes with Ralph AJ and Cabbie"  
[Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1oatams) [@RubFuture5580](/creator/reddit/RubFuture5580) 2025-10-19T16:02Z X followers, XXX engagements


"A few of my John favorites reposted for your pleasure. Is it any surprise that this vindictive small man can't find work and that he's f*cked up every meaningful relationship in his life"  
[Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1o1be32) [@RubFuture5580](/creator/reddit/RubFuture5580) 2025-10-19T06:34Z X followers, XXX engagements


"JOHN - How utterly pathetic that you tell DoorDash drivers you're a big star who used to be on Leno and Stern. You left Stern XX years ago and Leno over a decade ago No one gives a frog's fat a*s about your mediocre career or who you WERE. In 2025 you ARE a loser"  
[Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1o5vv4h) [@RubFuture5580](/creator/reddit/RubFuture5580) 2025-10-20T13:49Z X followers, XXX engagements


"Isn't it ironic and hilarious that John is so butt hurt over people goofing on him It's exactly what he did on Stern -- goofed on Gary Grillo hell everyone Plus part of his job was to harass unsuspecting celebrities. Now the little sh*tbag is whining because he's the brunt of the joke :)"  
[Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1o7bawn) [@RubFuture5580](/creator/reddit/RubFuture5580) 2025-10-17T17:08Z X followers, XXX engagements


"John starring in the "The Lyin' King""  
[Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1oa4ym8) [@RubFuture5580](/creator/reddit/RubFuture5580) 2025-10-18T19:48Z X followers, XXX engagements


"Johnny Boy reciting the same lame jokes year after year after year. He's STILL telling jokes about childbirth and how Suzanner's water broke while she was doing dishes during a party. How f*cking embarrassing Zero pride or humility with this d-bag"  
[Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1oa59vf) [@RubFuture5580](/creator/reddit/RubFuture5580) 2025-10-18T19:50Z X followers, XXX engagements


"Really hope the President's team forgets John's dumb prank from 2018 and his continued hatred for the Commander-in-Chief. Otherwise someone might lob calls into the IRS and DOJ asking them to look at John's tax filings and mortgage records"  
[Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1oaddw3) [@RubFuture5580](/creator/reddit/RubFuture5580) 2025-10-19T01:45Z X followers, XXX engagements


"FUN FACT: Severe alcohol use can significantly impact eye health and contribute to dry eye disease (DED). Of course this has nothing to do with John because he's in the best shape of his life"  
[Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1oav7b2) [@RubFuture5580](/creator/reddit/RubFuture5580) 2025-10-19T17:33Z X followers, XXX engagements


"Flashback to when the legendary storyteller shares the time he was robbed of his 1999 iPhone d*ck pills and NY Giants motorcycle helmet"  
[Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1o7vpja) [@RubFuture5580](/creator/reddit/RubFuture5580) 2025-10-17T01:48Z X followers, XX engagements


"Dear Abby: My XX year old son keeps borrowing money from me. Most recently he wanted to sue someone and needed $5000. I never get repaid I'm an 88-year-old woman on a pension. He refuses to get a job and drinks far too much. What advice do you have for me"  
[Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1oc3zdz) [@RubFuture5580](/creator/reddit/RubFuture5580) 2025-10-21T05:29Z X followers, XXX engagements


"Political Question: Will Trump's upcoming education reforms ensure that irresponsible losers like this never end up in classrooms again"  
[Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1h7nkzv) [@RubFuture5580](/creator/reddit/RubFuture5580) 2024-12-06T00:07Z X followers, XXX engagements


"LMFAO: 6'2" Bruce Jenner looks like Kareem Abdul-Jabbar next to Johnny Dwarf :)"  
[Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1n8iodc) [@RubFuture5580](/creator/reddit/RubFuture5580) 2025-09-04T18:51Z X followers, XXX engagements


"He'll take her money he'll use her creditworthiness and he'll use her house whenever the f*ck he feels like it -- but he will NOT stand for her belligerent bullsh*t of just walking in on him when he's doing a show Good for John for keeping Aase in line"  
[Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1oczpfx) [@RubFuture5580](/creator/reddit/RubFuture5580) 2025-10-22T05:39Z X followers, XXX engagements