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[@NearbyBreakfast7148](/creator/reddit/NearbyBreakfast7148)
"Chuck Norris doesnt do comedy because no one laughs at Chuck Norris and lives"  
[Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1ndj0g7) [@NearbyBreakfast7148](/creator/reddit/NearbyBreakfast7148) 2025-09-11T00:23Z X followers, XXX engagements


"Candyman wont look in the mirror and say Chuck Norris X times"  
[Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1nh0ct8) [@NearbyBreakfast7148](/creator/reddit/NearbyBreakfast7148) 2025-09-16T00:17Z X followers, XXX engagements


"Earth realm lost X Mortal Kombat tournaments in a row then Chuck Norris was born and the tournaments stoped"  
[Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1nnbhb8) [@NearbyBreakfast7148](/creator/reddit/NearbyBreakfast7148) 2025-09-22T04:50Z X followers, XXX engagements


"Every time Chuck Norris does a race his times are recorded using negative numbers"  
[Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1nqjm4q) [@NearbyBreakfast7148](/creator/reddit/NearbyBreakfast7148) 2025-09-27T11:48Z X followers, XXX engagements


"Chuck Norris snorkels to the bottom of the Mariana Trench"  
[Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1nscfag) [@NearbyBreakfast7148](/creator/reddit/NearbyBreakfast7148) 2025-09-28T17:11Z X followers, XXX engagements


"Notice how we never get invaded by Galactus Dark Side or Godzilla Oh theyre all real I assure you but this universe has Chuck Norris"  
[Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1nw553n) [@NearbyBreakfast7148](/creator/reddit/NearbyBreakfast7148) 2025-10-02T21:05Z X followers, XXX engagements


"Chuck Norris looked SPC XXX in the eye and made it run for its life"  
[Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1ob9j7a) [@NearbyBreakfast7148](/creator/reddit/NearbyBreakfast7148) 2025-10-20T09:13Z X followers, XXX engagements