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[@BareMinimumChef](/creator/reddit/BareMinimumChef)
""Note: Unit includes Humans. Conclusion: Unit is still alive and fighting. Recommendation: Send Reinforcements." "We lost contact X Days ago. Sending reinforcements is a suicide mission" "Note: Unit includes Humans. Note: Planet is habitable. Conclusion: Defeat impossible in just X Days.""  
[Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1oasrns) [@BareMinimumChef](/creator/reddit/BareMinimumChef) 2025-10-19T16:07Z X followers, 4962 engagements


"Serious Question: Humanity just started a war over a literal Tomb World. Not the common phrase but a Planet made into a Tomb. They call it the "Tomb of the Unknown Soldier". Why are they so mad Pirates attacked it The Tombs are not even marked. And now they deployed their entire fleet for Pirates"  
[Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1oc0xqf) [@BareMinimumChef](/creator/reddit/BareMinimumChef) 2025-10-21T02:40Z X followers, 3459 engagements


"H1:"Sir we are connected." H2:"To all" H1:"Yes Sir" H2:"Then Play and launch those poor Bastards held for long enough" H1:"YES Sir" Speakers all over the Planet:"AND THEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED COMING DOWN THE MOUNTAINSIDE""  
[Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1o8aiyv) [@BareMinimumChef](/creator/reddit/BareMinimumChef) 2025-10-20T17:30Z X followers, XXX engagements


"WPIn all your years on the Battlefield you never witnessed such a Display. A low ranking Noblewoman from the Medical Tent was wielding X Short swords and wreaking Havoc on the Monsters. You are too stunned to act as you watch her hair flow around her like a Halo. You think you are in love"  
[Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1oc2oox) [@BareMinimumChef](/creator/reddit/BareMinimumChef) 2025-10-21T03:48Z X followers, 2879 engagements


"WP"But thats not what magic is at all." You protest to your teachers "Magic is just Particles around us we can sense and interact with. A fireball is just rubbing those particles together to generate heat and burning up air in the process. I dont need to chant some stupid incantation for it.""  
[Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1o8ej5d) [@BareMinimumChef](/creator/reddit/BareMinimumChef) 2025-10-17T04:40Z X followers, 5013 engagements


"You wake up one night in your tent at the front lines because a Human has a hand over your speaking orifice handing you a pair of wire cutters he whispers "Got one or fifty presents for you all." before melting into the night again with a grin. "Have fun""  
[Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1o94pyr) [@BareMinimumChef](/creator/reddit/BareMinimumChef) 2025-10-17T18:37Z X followers, 1311 engagements


"WPPresumed dead for over XX Years you finally manage to escape. Hoping your old credentials still work you turn on the stolen Radio. "Delta-Foxtrott-oh-four-seven-five-two for Charlie X actual. Position X klicks west of last radio contact with X friendlies. LZ hot Get someone in the know""  
[Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1oasck4) [@BareMinimumChef](/creator/reddit/BareMinimumChef) 2025-10-19T16:53Z X followers, XX engagements


"H:"As a celebration for your first real combat mission i took the liberty to cancel the reinforcements. Now show me that i didnt train a bunch of pussies" A:"And the Humans wonder why nobody wants to fight under their command""  
[Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1obdxei) [@BareMinimumChef](/creator/reddit/BareMinimumChef) 2025-10-20T08:48Z X followers, XX engagements