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[@AHopkinsvilleGoblin](/creator/reddit/AHopkinsvilleGoblin)
"Must have dropped a stapler under my chair"  
[Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1ni0jqq) [@AHopkinsvilleGoblin](/creator/reddit/AHopkinsvilleGoblin) 2025-10-22T21:31Z X followers, 9858 engagements


"NHS surgeon Neil Hopper was considered to go to space as a para-astronaut in 2020 but has instead been jailed for X years after it was proven he caused the loss of his own legs as part of an amputation fetish"  
[Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1oa5jx1) [@AHopkinsvilleGoblin](/creator/reddit/AHopkinsvilleGoblin) 2025-10-18T19:55Z X followers, 265.8K engagements


"I actually don't understand this one"  
[Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1ofpsye) [@AHopkinsvilleGoblin](/creator/reddit/AHopkinsvilleGoblin) 2025-10-25T12:25Z X followers, 35K engagements