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[@BigFreddyT](/creator/reddit/BigFreddyT)
"Chuck Norris doesn't wear a cowboy hat - that's actually a compartment for his two extra brains"  
[Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1nmnvt7) [@BigFreddyT](/creator/reddit/BigFreddyT) 2025-09-22T03:03Z X followers, XX engagements


"Chuck Norris once walked into a feminist convention wearing a 'No Fat Chicks' t-shirt and ended up having sex with over twenty lesbians"  
[Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1nq2d53) [@BigFreddyT](/creator/reddit/BigFreddyT) 2025-09-25T14:58Z X followers, XX engagements


"There is no Life or Death only Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicking you in the face"  
[Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1o1zaw0) [@BigFreddyT](/creator/reddit/BigFreddyT) 2025-10-10T03:05Z X followers, XX engagements


"When Chuck Norris gives you the finger that's how many seconds you have left to live"  
[Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1o1zcml) [@BigFreddyT](/creator/reddit/BigFreddyT) 2025-10-10T03:05Z X followers, XX engagements


"Chuck Norris slaughtered Paul McCartney back in '66 and replaced him with a homemade cyborg"  
[Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1o5e4rv) [@BigFreddyT](/creator/reddit/BigFreddyT) 2025-10-17T02:32Z X followers, XX engagements