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[@deseretfire](/creator/reddit/deseretfire)
"When Chuck Norris goes through TSA screenings he is always allowed to carry on liquids in excess of XXX ounces"  
[Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1nfjw93) [@deseretfire](/creator/reddit/deseretfire) 2025-09-13T16:07Z X followers, XXX engagements


"Chuck Norris will often enjoy munching on shards of pure Kryptonite which Superman finds to be extremely rude unnerving and inconsiderate. The sensation of how it explodes like Pop Rocks Candy in his mouth is what he likes"  
[Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1nqteol) [@deseretfire](/creator/reddit/deseretfire) 2025-09-27T11:48Z X followers, XXX engagements