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[@stevesommerfield](/creator/reddit/stevesommerfield)
"By the time Chuck Norris was XX. he was already 21"  
[Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1ndi0y5) [@stevesommerfield](/creator/reddit/stevesommerfield) 2025-09-11T00:23Z X followers, XXX engagements


"All roads lead away from Rome when Chuck Norris is there"  
[Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1o6wj7i) [@stevesommerfield](/creator/reddit/stevesommerfield) 2025-10-15T20:52Z X followers, XXX engagements


""Then why don't you use some of that money. AND GO SEE YOUR KIDS""  
[Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1oapmfr) [@stevesommerfield](/creator/reddit/stevesommerfield) 2025-10-19T13:31Z X followers, XX engagements


""Bye bye dirtbag. Get off my stage""  
[Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1obl7rf) [@stevesommerfield](/creator/reddit/stevesommerfield) 2025-10-20T15:07Z X followers, XX engagements


"You say you'll hit a man. I'm a man. Go for what you know""  
[Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1ocfk3t) [@stevesommerfield](/creator/reddit/stevesommerfield) 2025-10-21T15:41Z X followers, XX engagements


"When Chuck Norris drives through a toll booth they give him money"  
[Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1nfg0lh) [@stevesommerfield](/creator/reddit/stevesommerfield) 2025-09-13T16:07Z X followers, XXX engagements


"When Chuck Norris wants an egg he cracks open a chicken"  
[Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1nhyd7r) [@stevesommerfield](/creator/reddit/stevesommerfield) 2025-09-16T09:32Z X followers, XXX engagements


"At Toys R Us the Barbie dolls are required by law to be kept at least two aisles away from the Chuck Norris action figures. After all it is a children's store"  
[Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1nxe9ea) [@stevesommerfield](/creator/reddit/stevesommerfield) 2025-10-06T07:27Z X followers, XXX engagements


""Your son needs the machine to breathe. and you took him off of it""  
[Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1oddgk1) [@stevesommerfield](/creator/reddit/stevesommerfield) 2025-10-22T17:49Z X followers, XX engagements