#  @ReasonableGator ReasonableGator ReasonableGator posts on Reddit about chuck norris, garmin, jokes, $yeti the most. They currently have [------] followers and [---] posts still getting attention that total [---] engagements in the last [--] hours. ### Engagements: [---] [#](/creator/reddit::t2_7nai0gn9/interactions)  - [--] Week [-----] +65% - [--] Month [-----] -88% - [--] Months [-------] +65% - [--] Year [---------] +958% ### Mentions: [--] [#](/creator/reddit::t2_7nai0gn9/posts_active)  - [--] Month [--] -67% - [--] Months [---] +124% - [--] Year [---] +466% ### Followers: [------] [#](/creator/reddit::t2_7nai0gn9/followers)  - [--] Months [------] +19% - [--] Year [------] +76% ### CreatorRank: [---------] [#](/creator/reddit::t2_7nai0gn9/influencer_rank)  ### Social Influence **Social category influence** [celebrities](/list/celebrities) [stocks](/list/stocks) [travel destinations](/list/travel-destinations) [technology brands](/list/technology-brands) [finance](/list/finance) [countries](/list/countries) [gaming](/list/gaming) [social networks](/list/social-networks) [fashion brands](/list/fashion-brands) [automotive brands](/list/automotive-brands) **Social topic influence** [chuck norris](/topic/chuck-norris) #90, [garmin](/topic/garmin), [jokes](/topic/jokes), [$yeti](/topic/$yeti), [costco](/topic/costco), [in a](/topic/in-a), [you have](/topic/you-have), [what do](/topic/what-do), [did you](/topic/did-you), [number of](/topic/number-of) **Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by** [@355](/creator/undefined) **Top assets mentioned** [YETI Holdings, Inc. Common Stock (YETI)](/topic/$yeti) [Costco Wholesale Corporation (COST)](/topic/costco) [BOOP (BOOP)](/topic/boop) [Tesla, Inc. (TSLA)](/topic/tesla) [Marriott International Inc (MAR)](/topic/$mar) ### Top Social Posts Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours "If George Jetson represents the future and he works at Spacely Space Sprockets Inc. what machines of the future are chain-driven that require sprockets AskReddit AskReddit" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1apacjr) 2024-02-12T20:40Z 28K followers, 230.3K engagements "Whoever coined the phrase "Going to the dogs." Has never been in a home where Pomeranians live. Pomeranians Pomeranians" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1cqbgin) 2024-05-12T16:16Z 32.8K followers, [--] engagements "Pom Check-In Let's Plan Next Week's Mischief Zoom call * Berry * Big Bill * Boi * Boop * Bunny * Chi X * Cooper * Copper * Dolly * Eevee * Eve * Faith * Fluffy * Grace * Haribo * Hemi (I got you Hemi *Ricky*) * Jimmy * Kleo * Kods * Loki * Mapo * Max * Miss Coco * Miso * Mochi * Mowgli * Muffin * Mugen * Mugen * Napoleon * Ozzy * Peanut * Phoebe * Pip * Rmy * Ricky * Rocket * Rocko * Rosie * Roxy * Sadie * Sophia * Waby King * Wally Pomeranians Pomeranians" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1cqf2ab) 2024-05-12T18:55Z 32.8K followers, [--] engagements "Darren leaned into the dark cavity where he knew the elevator ran to see if it was coming. Darren's service is 11AM Thursday TwoSentenceHorror TwoSentenceHorror" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1cr9aha) 2024-05-13T20:18Z 32.8K followers, [--] engagements "Pom Pals Everyone Here Listed We need [---] Pom signatures on the petition requesting 'National Pom Day.' I noted a few Poms hanging around this sub and added them. Standing at [---] Furry Friends today: [--]. Alfie [--]. Andy [--]. Apple [--]. Archie [--]. Ares [--]. Aspen [--]. Aurora [--]. BabyBella [--]. Bandit [--]. Bella [--]. Benji [--]. Berry [--]. Big Bill [--]. Boba [--]. Boi [--]. Bonbon [--]. Bonnie [--]. Boop [--]. Bubbles [--]. Buck [--]. Bunny [--]. Cali [--]. Cashew [--]. Charlie [--]. Charlie Bear [--]. Chef [--]. Chester [--]. Chevy [--]. Chewy [--]. Chi X [--]. Chloe [--]. Coco [--]. Cole Beans [--]. Cooper [--]. Copilot [--]. Copper [--]. Count Grimm 38." [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1crrl7v) 2024-05-14T13:02Z 33.2K followers, [---] engagements "Of these two choices which room in your home would make a better saferoom; Pantry/Kitchen Storage or Bathroom AskReddit AskReddit" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1cvv6ye) 2024-05-19T18:44Z 33.2K followers, [--] engagements "It's Ricky Ricky 'What can brown do for you' Pomeranians Pomeranians" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1d18g01) 2024-05-26T18:59Z 33.4K followers, [---] engagements "Play with me or else Ricky plays dirty Pomeranians Pomeranians" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1eyoi0j) 2024-08-22T16:57Z 33.9K followers, [--] engagements "Are you going to share that ice cream bar you're eating I've been scolded Pomeranians Pomeranians" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1f182js) 2024-08-25T21:57Z 33.9K followers, [---] engagements "Chuck Norris was the original actor chosen to play the lead in "Joe and the Volcano" But the studio couldn't find a volcano willing to work with Chuck. ChuckNorrisJokes ChuckNorrisJokes" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1gdhg28) 2024-10-27T18:18Z 35.5K followers, [--] engagements "Tips on keeping your head up while serving I get lazy & complacent too often and just get the serve in versus making it good. I focus on my tossing hand keep it raised and look at my fingers. I've started adding red K-Tape to the middle finger for better focus. Any better udeas 10s 10s" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1gic7ei) 2024-11-03T01:46Z 34.8K followers, [--] engagements "If your neighbor is just a bit 'different' what would convince you they are here from another planet AskReddit AskReddit" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1gpyv91) 2024-11-12T23:32Z 34.9K followers, [--] engagements "I donated a kidney to save my friend's life. I'm glad I wasn't asked where I got it. 3amjokes 3amjokes" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1gru6b7) 2024-11-15T11:21Z 34.9K followers, [---] engagements "When Chuck Norris swims in the ocean Sharks swim with him ChuckNorrisJokes ChuckNorrisJokes" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1gs9mx7) 2024-11-15T23:17Z 34.9K followers, [--] engagements "Whats the price of a cold soda from a vending machine in Hell Always $0;25 more than you have. 3amjokes 3amjokes" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1h1kx95) 2024-11-28T01:48Z 35K followers, [---] engagements "When your game is off just leave the court and go to the metaphysical section. 10s 10s" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1h30p15) 2024-11-30T00:57Z 35K followers, [---] engagements "Humans evolve and over the next three generations or about [--] years what do you think will be better for those in our future AskReddit AskReddit" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1h93dri) 2024-12-07T21:59Z 35K followers, [--] engagements "Tribute to Mom ChristmasLights ChristmasLights" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1hcudge) 2024-12-12T20:23Z 35.3K followers, [---] engagements "What do you call a redditor with [------] points Unemployed 3amjokes 3amjokes" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1hg1d1r) 2024-12-17T03:14Z 35.5K followers, [----] engagements "What did the man who was struck by and ice cream truck say to the paramedic when he was asked if he was hurt I have an ice cream headache 3amjokes 3amjokes" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1hgzxlo) 2024-12-18T11:52Z 35.5K followers, [---] engagements "Are there shows that were better in black & white that lost their appeal when they were in color I'm enjoying 60s shows on Tubi and My Favorite Martan (plus other shows) seem less appealing in color. television television" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1hjn80w) 2024-12-22T00:33Z 35.6K followers, [---] engagements "I'm listening to Surf primarily all through [----] because nothing makes me fell better I like a variety of music but nothing more consistently makes me feel good and 'covers my tinnitus' than the great guitar riffs and easy beat of Surf music. Join me. Let there be Surf in [----] surfrock surfrock" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1hm6tcp) 2024-12-25T19:08Z 35.7K followers, [---] engagements "I went from [--] to [--] racquets in [----] My wife thought I had 'about 20.' I hope she isn't counting the # of trips I've made shipping racquets this year She'll think I'm down to [--] 10s 10s" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1hm8fxb) 2024-12-25T20:34Z 35.7K followers, [---] engagements "Racquet model names you've strung beyond the basic Wilson Hammer Head Instinct Prince Power Ripstick and their funky Vortex series (my personal favorite the Tecnifibre T-Fight) what are some you've strung that belong in the 'who named this racquet' category Mine are listed in the text. * Dunlop Revelation * Prince More Dominant * Fischer GDS spice Air Carbon * ProKennex Power Prophecy [---] * Gamma's RZR Bubba * Share yours add to this list RacketStringers RacketStringers" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1hmp79k) 2024-12-26T14:17Z 35.7K followers, [--] engagements "If First Responders arrive at the scene of an accident to save lives and protect property who are second responders Lawyers 3amjokes 3amjokes" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1ho6hav) 2024-12-28T14:14Z 35.7K followers, [--] engagements "Who was the most memorable performer on Dick Clark's New Year's Rockin' Eve from [----] to [----] AskReddit AskReddit" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1hqr9pk) 2025-01-01T00:00Z 35.7K followers, [--] engagements "What did the 2nd armored car armed guard say to the other guard at the start of their day I call shotgun 3amjokes 3amjokes" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1hqtfiv) 2025-01-01T02:07Z 35.7K followers, [--] engagements "I was so bored today: I actually read the reddit posts before I voted 3amjokes 3amjokes" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1hw0ahx) 2025-01-07T19:54Z 36K followers, [--] engagements "What made you decide to pierce your septum and wear a metal ring in your mose AskReddit AskReddit" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1hx0fq9) 2025-01-09T01:00Z 35.8K followers, [--] engagements "I woke up in a a cheap hotel room bathtub filled with ice an abdominal scar and a pounding headache. That's the last after-concert party I'm ever attending with Ozzy 3amjokes 3amjokes" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1hyfb12) 2025-01-10T21:20Z 36.1K followers, [--] engagements "Does your male Pom lift a leg Our Pom [---] human years has yet to lift a leg. They are short so maybe that's why. Oddly enough his Keeshonden sister who was raised with a male golden doodle lifts her leg. (Daddy's Tom Girl). Pomeranians Pomeranians" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1hz5ys5) 2025-01-11T21:10Z 36.1K followers, [--] engagements "Redditors who have faked an illness to avoid a family event what was the event your "illness' and we're you ever caught AskReddit AskReddit" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1i0qdvt) 2025-01-13T22:19Z 36.1K followers, [--] engagements "People who enter the homes of others to provide a service what is the most surprising item or activity you have seen AskReddit AskReddit" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1i2swlh) 2025-01-16T16:32Z 36.2K followers, [--] engagements "EBay/FedEx say my tennis racquet with bag is [--] lbs and charged an extra $27.00 removed eBaySellerAdvice eBaySellerAdvice" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1i3q4ye) 2025-01-17T20:39Z 36.2K followers, [--] engagements "Dog walks into an employment agency and says in perfect English "I need a job." Surprised the receptionist replies "wow a real talking dog. You could easily get a job with the circus." To which the dog inquires "why would a circus need an architect" Jokes Jokes" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1i6wfaq) 2025-01-21T23:16Z 37.4K followers, 117.6K engagements "Did you hear about the talking dog If not you will soon because he's telling everyone. 3amjokes 3amjokes" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1i7sbn7) 2025-01-23T01:49Z 37.4K followers, [--] engagements "How does a prostitute from Boise introduce herself Ida ho 3amjokes 3amjokes" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1i8jflv) 2025-01-24T01:07Z 37.4K followers, [---] engagements "I don't care who let the cat out of the bag as much as I want to know who put the cat in and didn't lock the bag 3amjokes 3amjokes" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1iaenz0) 2025-01-26T13:34Z 37.4K followers, [--] engagements "I met a young lady on a May-December dating site and we were chatting when she told me she still hoped to have a child. I said that's easy in fact I'm wearing a diaper now Jokes Jokes" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1idyxlf) 2025-01-30T22:05Z 37.4K followers, [--] engagements "I went to a urologist to check my vasectomy. He said we need to do a sperm count would you like to masturbate in the cup. I said no I'm good but I'm nit ready to compete. 3amjokes 3amjokes" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1iizyp1) 2025-02-06T10:58Z 37.5K followers, [----] engagements "My wife had her annual eye test and she has 20/20 20/25 vision. But she still can't see things my way Jokes Jokes" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1imdvo4) 2025-02-10T18:57Z 37.5K followers, [--] engagements "What thing do you continue doing because you saw your parents do it AskReddit AskReddit" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1in045d) 2025-02-11T14:43Z 37.5K followers, [---] engagements "On June [--] [----] following a couples counseling retreat I asked my wife of [--] years how I could be a better husband. Shes still talking. Jokes Jokes" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1j0jp70) 2025-02-28T22:06Z 37.9K followers, [---] engagements "Did you hear about the comedy competition held at the beer distillery I hear it was quite the brouhaha. 3amjokes 3amjokes" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1j3ocgc) 2025-03-04T23:03Z 38.5K followers, [--] engagements "Wilson Ultra Pro v4 (18x20) or Tecnifibre T-Fight [---] RS (18x19) I like and own both but want to reduce the number of sticks. Help me decide which is keep. Thanks View Poll(https://www.reddit.com/poll/1j437h8) 10s 10s" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1j437h8) 2025-03-05T13:35Z 38K followers, [--] engagements "I wasn't good with foreign languages in school deleted 3amjokes 3amjokes" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1j4rllf) 2025-03-06T09:18Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "I am totally stoked. I just signed my first contract with Netflix deleted Jokes Jokes" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1j4rp3e) 2025-03-06T09:26Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "Taxiing down the tarmac the [---] abruptly stopped turned around and returned to the gate. After a hour-long wait it finally took off. A concerned passenger asked the flight attendant "What exactly was the problem" "The pilot was bothered by a noise he heard in the engine" explained the flight attendant. "It took us a while to find a new pilot." Jokes Jokes" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1j9mivv) 2025-03-12T15:23Z 40.9K followers, 14.1K engagements "I'm not OCD but I host a weekly meeting for those who are. Because when they leave my home is spotlessly clean Jokes Jokes" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1ja84c1) 2025-03-13T09:35Z 40.9K followers, [----] engagements "A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. Indeed the ball hit one of the men and he immediately clasped his hands together at his crotch fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in evident agony. The woman rushed down to the man and immediately began to apologize. She explained that she was a physical therapist: "Please allow me to help. I'm a physical therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd just allow me" she told him" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1jb375i) 2025-03-14T12:53Z 44.6K followers, [----] engagements "Kenny deleted 3amjokes 3amjokes" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1jbt2eu) 2025-03-15T11:28Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "What USB cable do pirates use C to C 3amjokes 3amjokes" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1jbxvsl) 2025-03-15T15:41Z 41.9K followers, [--] engagements "A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice. After an hour of this the exasperated doctor asked the lawyer "What do you do to stop people from asking you for legal advice when you're out of the office" "I give it to them" replied the lawyer "and then I send them a bill." The doctor was shocked but agreed to give it a try. The next day still feeling slightly guilty the doctor prepared the bills. When he went to place them in his mailbox he found a bill from the" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1je42ou) 2025-03-18T12:45Z 47.7K followers, 34.5K engagements "After living in the remote wilderness all his life an old codger decided it was time to visit the big city. After living in the remote wilderness all his life an old codger decided it was time to visit the big city. In one of the stores he picks up a mirror and looks in it. Not knowing what it was he remarked "How about that Here's a picture of my daddy." He bought the "picture" but on the way home he remembered his wife Lizzy didn't like his father. So he hung it in the barn and every morning before leaving for the fields he would go there and look at it. Lizzy began to get suspicious of" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1jewmcy) 2025-03-19T13:11Z 45K followers, 14.1K engagements "There's a new after shave for [--] year old boys. Awkward Velva 3amjokes 3amjokes" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1jgdg5m) 2025-03-21T10:12Z 45K followers, [---] engagements "An 80-year-old man goes to a doctor for a check-up. An 80-year-old man goes to a doctor for a check-up. The doctor tells him "You're in terrific shape. There's nothing wrong with you. Why you might live forever. By the way how old was your father when he died" The 80-year-old responded "Did I say he was dead" The doctor couldn't believe it So he said "Well how old was your grandfather when he died The 80-year-old responded again "Did I say he was dead" The doctor was astonished. He said "You mean to tell me you are [--] years old and both your father and your grandfather are both alive" "Not" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1jhb6jp) 2025-03-22T15:37Z 47.6K followers, 38.4K engagements "What comes to mind when you read "chopsticks" deleted AskReddit AskReddit" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1jinqpg) 2025-03-24T10:45Z [--] followers, [---] engagements "Alligator Advisory The Florida State Department of Fish and Wildlife is advising hikers hunters fishers and golfers to take extra precautions and keep alert for alligators while in Brevard Broward Hillsborough Pinellas Orange Osceola Polk Palm Beach and Sarasota Counties. They advise people to wear noise-producing devices such as little bells on their clothing to alert but not startle the alligators unexpectedly. They also advise the carrying of pepper spray in case of an encounter with an alligator. It is also a good idea to watch for fresh signs of alligator activity. People should" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1jip3ft) 2025-03-24T12:08Z 48.8K followers, [----] engagements "Two hikers were climbing The Himalayas when they encountered two hikers descending. Looking for tips from the other hikers who had been to the top the climbing hikers asked if they had seen any monsters deleted 3amjokes 3amjokes" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1jizoe2) 2025-03-24T19:37Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "To save your life you must give up sight sound touch taste or smell. Which do you surrender AskReddit AskReddit" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1jja8ei) 2025-03-25T03:27Z 47.6K followers, [----] engagements "Did you know that making a girl laugh is the second best way to get her into bed I asked my date. removed Jokes Jokes" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1jkhxa9) 2025-03-26T17:49Z [--] followers, [----] engagements "Did you know that making a girl laugh is the second best way to get her into bed I asked my date. "Really" she asked. "What's the first" "A big knife" I replied. "Ha-ha you're funny" she said. "Well done you've made a sensible choice." Jokesuncensored Jokesuncensored" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1jkjt7j) 2025-03-26T19:06Z 47.6K followers, [--] engagements "A rope and a string go to a bar. After they tied one on things got very knotty. 3amjokes 3amjokes" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1jms3bp) 2025-03-29T17:56Z 48K followers, [---] engagements "I wrote Cocaine Bear I mean I typed it. 3amjokes 3amjokes" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1jnmcal) 2025-03-30T20:53Z 47.7K followers, [--] engagements "I have Tourette syndrome by proxy When I enter a room everyone else starts cursing 3amjokes 3amjokes" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1jno06w) 2025-03-30T22:07Z 48.2K followers, [---] engagements "Best Pure Aero version Which year is the best PA & why Thank you 10s 10s" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1jokqow) 2025-04-01T02:10Z 48.2K followers, [--] engagements "Did you hear about naive woman who went out fishing with three guys She came back after a few hours with ninety bucks and a red snapper. Jokes Jokes" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1jotlhm) 2025-04-01T11:47Z 48.2K followers, [----] engagements "Do you know how to milk and sheep deleted Jokes Jokes" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1jqlmyq) 2025-04-03T15:36Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "Home Security by Po. Ricky from his second floor perch watching over the community. Since Ricky joined us: Burglaries=0 Lion attacks=0 Pirates plundering=0 Burmese mountain lion attacks=0 Yeti appearances=0 Pomeranians Pomeranians" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1jrbi90) 2025-04-04T13:10Z 48.6K followers, [---] engagements "DL [---] ATL-BCN. Maybe only maybe. deleted delta delta" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1jrcitg) 2025-04-04T13:57Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "Tip jar on a player piano useless useless" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1jv9y9o) 2025-04-09T16:25Z 48.4K followers, [--] engagements "What's the soft spot on a cruise ship The tender Jokes Jokes" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1jxbjqi) 2025-04-12T07:07Z 48.7K followers, [---] engagements "Two blondes sit in the park after a long night of club hopping. They look up in the sky and see the full moon. Blonde [--] remarks how beautiful the moon is on this clear night and says it would be so cool to go there. Blonde [--] says yes thats cool but I'd rather go to Paris. Blonde [--] asks which do you think is further the moon or Paris Blonde [--] replies duh can you see Paris from here Jokes Jokes" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1jxbmso) 2025-04-12T07:13Z 48.7K followers, [---] engagements "Congratulate me I joined the Mile-High club today It was destiny I was on seat 2B 3amjokes 3amjokes" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1jyc4x5) 2025-04-13T16:51Z 48.8K followers, [--] engagements "Anyone else ready to just wear a watch and live without stats on O2 sleep steps stress recharge discharge miles cadence speed days records challenges deleted Garmin Garmin" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1k0wcyr) 2025-04-16T21:44Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "See you next Thursday I filled in for a friend who couldn't make the golf game at his country club. One of the golfers I met is a pathologist. As we parted ways that afternoon he shook my hand warmly and said "see you next Thursday." I said " thanks but I only filled in today." He said "I know. See you next Thursday." Jokes Jokes" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1k1ja9r) 2025-04-17T17:59Z 48.9K followers, [---] engagements "What would you do if you logged in and found a brand new never seen before question on AskReddit AskReddit AskReddit" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1k289a3) 2025-04-18T15:52Z 48.9K followers, [--] engagements "My wife just returned from grocery shopping. She said they were out of 2% milk. I said why didn't you get [--] at 1% deleted Jokes Jokes" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1k2yrp7) 2025-04-19T15:25Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "What's your insider tip for traveling abroad using carry-on luggage only AskReddit AskReddit" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1k40llx) 2025-04-21T00:24Z 49K followers, [--] engagements "The Judge says to the defendant "on the 3rd August you are accused of killing your wife by beating her to death with a hammer how do you plead" "Guilty" said the man in the dock. At this point a man at the back of the court stood up and shouted "*You dirty rat*" The Judge asked the man to site down and to refrain from making any noise. The Judge continued ". and that also on the 17th September you are accused of killing your son by beating him to death with a hammer how do you plead" "Guilty" said the man in the dock. Again the same man at the back stood up and shouted even louder "*You dirty" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1k6qet2) 2025-04-24T12:00Z 53.1K followers, 155.5K engagements "There was once a man and woman who had been married for more than [--] years. They had shared everything. They had talked about everything. They had kept no secrets from each other except that the little old woman had a shoe box in the top of her closet that she had cautioned her husband never to open or ask her about. For all of these years he had never thought about the box but one day the little old woman got very sick and the doctor said she would not recover. In trying to sort out their affairs the little old man took down the shoe box and took it to his wife's bedside. She agreed that it" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1k7r1rj) 2025-04-25T17:43Z 53.1K followers, 74.5K engagements "Newish Instinct [--] deleted Garmin Garmin" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1k7yelb) 2025-04-25T22:59Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "I met a guy at the gym and he told me he is a criminal attorney. deleted cleanjokes cleanjokes" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1k8o67h) 2025-04-26T21:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "Well ain't that a . . . Recently upgraded from a Sapphire 6X Pro to the Instinct [--]. Playing tennis Friday felt like my HR was racing. Sat for a few and watched HR go from [---] upwards. Expected wife to call based on emergency alert settings. Felt okay kept playing HR nearing [---] BPM thought maybe the sunscreen on my arms was mucking up the reading. Wrong# I was looking at calories burned HR was in a different position on my Instinct. Color me embarrassed. Garmin Garmin" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1k9hda2) 2025-04-27T23:17Z 52.9K followers, [---] engagements "You're given a synthetic human (SH) for your personal use but it's only capable of one personal task. What is your SH programmed to do AskReddit AskReddit" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1kb3qsc) 2025-04-30T00:43Z 52.9K followers, [--] engagements "9 year old Jimmy wants to know about his father. Living in his single-parent home he asks his mother about his father. Mom tells Jimmy "I just don't know Jimmy. It was my wild times. I went to parties I did drugs. I lost days at a time. I'm sorry son I just don't remember." Jimmy persists. "what do you remember Anything Any detail I want to know about my dad." Mom replies "well there was one party a wild one. And I'm just happy you don't bark." Jokesuncensored Jokesuncensored" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1kbu1gt) 2025-04-30T23:02Z 53.2K followers, [--] engagements "Yo momma so fat removed Jokes Jokes" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1kdb8pg) 2025-05-02T20:39Z [--] followers, [---] engagements "Chuck Norris has a Yeti Not the thermal product the actual mythical animal. ChuckNorrisJokes ChuckNorrisJokes" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1kdcal5) 2025-05-02T21:24Z 54.9K followers, [---] engagements "Bob was excited about his new .338 rifle and decided to try bear hunting. He traveled up to Alaska spotted a small brown bear and shot it. Soon after there was a tap on his shoulder and he turned around to see a big black bear. The black bear said That was a very bad mistake. That bear is my cousin Im going to give you two choices. Either I maul you to death or we have sex. After considering briefly Bob decided to accept the latter alternative. So the black bear had his way with Bob. Even though he felt sore for two weeks Bob soon recovered and vowed revenge. He headed out on another trip to" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1kdzazi) 2025-05-03T18:12Z 54.4K followers, [--] engagements "Brazil has half the number of guns in comparison to the USA but twice the number of deaths by gunshot you know what that means That Brazilians have better aim. Jokes Jokes" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1kdzbbm) 2025-05-03T18:12Z 53.5K followers, 27.2K engagements "Do you know why General Antonio Lpez de Santa Anna only took [---] troops to the Alamo He only had [--] pickup trucks. Jokesuncensored Jokesuncensored" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1ke4xt6) 2025-05-03T22:29Z 53.5K followers, [--] engagements "I saved a child from a life of poverty and want today. I wore a condom. Jokes Jokes" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1kgc2cf) 2025-05-06T18:36Z 54.4K followers, [----] engagements "If a WWII era 'air raid' alarm sounded in your community today what would you do deleted AskReddit AskReddit" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1kgh5p4) 2025-05-06T22:05Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "Andre deleted Pickleball Pickleball" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1khp1tf) 2025-05-08T12:38Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "What's the first thing you used AI for on your phone or PC AskReddit AskReddit" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1ki03wk) 2025-05-08T20:18Z 54.4K followers, [--] engagements "My neighbor asked to borrow a rubber mallet. I said sure if I can watch you use it. I still just roll mine on but I'm ready to learn a new way. Jokes Jokes" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1krfxzo) 2025-05-20T20:55Z 54.5K followers, [----] engagements "Did you hear about the research professor who retired from the university and started an auto detailing service removed cleanjokes cleanjokes" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1kv6d69) 2025-05-25T16:16Z 54.5K followers, [---] engagements "A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks for bottom deodorant. The assistant a little bemused explains to the woman they have never sold bottom deodorant. The blonde unfazed assures the lady behind the counter that she has been buying the stuff from here on a regular basis and would like some more. The shop assistant thinks for a minute knowing full well that they don't stock or sell such an item smiles at the blonde and says "One moment please I will get the Pharmacist." The pharmacist looks at the blonde and says "Can I help you miss" "I would like to buy some bottom deodorant please" says" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1kwlrgv) 2025-05-27T12:17Z 54.9K followers, 53.1K engagements "Did you hear about the research professor who retired from the university and started an auto detailing service His tag line is "Polish or Perish" Jokesuncensored Jokesuncensored" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1kwu1xj) 2025-05-27T17:58Z 54.5K followers, [--] engagements "Hydration & Cramps deleted 10s 10s" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1lepe8c) 2025-06-18T18:57Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "I was fined for defacing public property I was at the county park with my friends and thought it would be amusing to draw eyes nose and a mouth on the tree so it could party with us. I was caught and fined for 'defacing' public property 3amjokes 3amjokes" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1lk3fis) 2025-06-25T11:43Z 55.2K followers, [---] engagements "Summer cooling with Fans Anyone know of a court that uses battery-operated fans to cool players We have benches with awnings and want to move air around when players are sitting but don't have electrical power to plug in fans. Looking at the various fans available and guessing how much is enough without having large fans taking up space is the task. Thanks for your valued input 10s 10s" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1lkisje) 2025-06-25T21:55Z 55.2K followers, [--] engagements "A dog goes to a Western Union office to send a telegram The clerk asks the dog what to put in the telegram and the dog says "bark bark bark woof bark bark woof woof woof." The clerk tells the dog "you're paying by the line two more words will fit at the same price." The dog replies "the message wouldn't make any sense then." Jokes Jokes" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1ltxg2o) 2025-07-07T15:39Z [--] followers, 12.7K engagements "As a child growing up Chuck Norris dreamt of being Chuck Norris when he grew up ChuckNorrisJokes ChuckNorrisJokes" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1lz2xkl) 2025-07-13T20:26Z [--] followers, [---] engagements "Let's go to the zoo In the summer between my 4th & 5th grade I got up early one morning and heard mom and dad talking in the kitchen. Mom said "why don't you take him (me) to the zoo today" My dad replied "if they want him they'll come get him." Jokes Jokes" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1m1obum) 2025-07-16T20:56Z [--] followers, [----] engagements "Chillin' Luckily her groom is in a few days because she always finds something stinky to roll on. Keeshond Keeshond" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1m6pbu0) 2025-07-22T20:33Z [--] followers, [---] engagements "When I saw the cut out in the trash can at the doc's office I could only see the missing radio https://preview.redd.it/96mfzi797shf1.jpgwidth=2250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b8fb74775f1f82288fcb25fae7ca77e593d9f23 CarAV CarAV" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1mkspwa) 2025-08-08T11:32Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "String similar to Toroline Wasabi and Wasabi X in 17g/1.23mm I like the Toroline strings and am looking for similar playing strings other players use/ Anyone find a string similar to Wasabi or Wasabi X 10s 10s" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1mmlex1) 2025-08-10T15:27Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "My birthday gift I awoke on my birthday next to my wife and she asked what do you want for your birthday I exposed my erection and answered a great blow job. She responded remember we already agreed no more gifts our birthdays should be fun and frivolous. I responded I know just call it a gag gift. Jokesuncensored Jokesuncensored" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1mr3t5r) 2025-08-15T17:05Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "3-Legged Chicken I was driving along a country road at about 45MPH when a chicken caught up with my car. I thought this was impossible so I slowly sped up until I was doing [--] and the chicken kept up with me. I dropped back to [--] and the chicken easily kept my pace and that is when I looked closely and noticed it had [--] legs. As I cruised along wondering the chicken passed me and turned left into a farm so I followed it out of curiosity. I pulled into the farm saw a man in overalls and stopped my car. I said "this might sound wild but did a 3-legged chicken just run onto your farm" The guy" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1myb7px) 2025-08-23T19:52Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "What is your "I am keeping this racquet because of memories' stick Mine is a Yonex VCORE Pro [--] (310G) - purchased because 'Stan the Man' was using the racquet. I play primarily with Tecnifibre TFight 305/rs (18x19) but every now and again I get the Yonex out and have fun 10s 10s" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1myyk1m) 2025-08-24T15:27Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "U.S. Open I had a great seat at the U.S. Open Mens Singles Finals and for the entire first set a seat in front of me was open. I noticed the guy next to it put his bag on the seat so I asked Is your friend still in the security line waiting to get in He replied no its my wifes seat. I said she couldnt make it He said no she died. I said Im sorry to hear that couldnt any of your friends join you He said no theyre all at her funeral. Jokes Jokes" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1nbmius) 2025-09-08T12:34Z [--] followers, [----] engagements "Two deaf people get married During the first week of marriage they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom with the lights out since they can't see each other signing or lips to lip-read. After several nights of fumbling around and many misunderstandings the wife figures out a solution. "Honey why don't we agree on some simple signals For instance at night if you want to have sex with me reach over and squeeze my left breast one time. If you don't want to have sex reach over and squeeze my right breast two times. The husband thinks this is a great idea. He suggests to his wife" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1nchbc3) 2025-09-09T12:18Z [--] followers, [---] engagements "As a child Chuck Norris dreamed of being Chuck Norris when he grew up. ChuckNorrisJokes ChuckNorrisJokes" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1neepux) 2025-09-11T17:19Z [--] followers, [---] engagements "Shoe autopsy Lacoste AG [--]. About [--] hours on hardcourts. My darling wife knows this by purchased date times I play per week and which shoes I wear. Manufacturers say 40-60 hours. I'm [---] play hard run for shots cover the court. When I get home my shoes are damp. (I dry them with a fan then don't wear them fir 2+ days). So when she said it's time for my favorite blue ones to go I decided to do an autopsy. They don't look too bad inside but I admit newer shoes feel better. 10s 10s" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1ngwrfe) 2025-09-14T17:07Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "This man got his prescription for Viagra and goes home to get ready for when his wife gets home. He calls her on the phone and she says "I'll be home in an hour." "Perfect" he replies. The Doctor told him to take his Viagra an hour before they're ready for the act. He takes the Viagra and waits. An hour goes by and the man is ready to go but no wife. His wife calls him on the phone and says "Traffic is terrible. I can't be there for another hour" The man frustrated calls his doctor for advice. "What should I do" The Doctor replied "It would be a shame to waste it. Do you have a housekeeper" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1nhxt5p) 2025-09-15T20:52Z [--] followers, [----] engagements "Never trust atoms. They make up everything. 3amjokes 3amjokes" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1nhyfjf) 2025-09-15T21:15Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "A man is driving along a remote road at night when a state trooper pulls him over. The trooper asks the man. "did you know you're driving without tail lights" And the man springs from the driver's seat runs to the rear of his car and looks quite distraught. The trooper noting the anxiety says "sir it's a minor infraction there's no need to be so worried." The driver replies "no officer you don't understand. I'm driving to the campground so this means I've lost the trailer my wife and four children." Jokes Jokes" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1nkaag5) 2025-09-18T14:47Z [--] followers, 37.7K engagements "A Scout and two other passengers were flying in a small plane at [----] feet when the pilot came out of the cockpit in a panic. **Pilot:**The plane is going to crash Im sorry but we only have three parachutes. I have four young children so Im taking one of the parachutes. Good luck figuring out which of the three of you get the other two parachutes. **Scout:**You guys go ahead it will be my Good Turn for the day to sacrifice my life. **Passenger 1:**Sure kid. Im way smarter than anyone a genius in fact so the most important thing is that I live. He straps on and jumps out of the plane." [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1nmsnr9) 2025-09-21T13:57Z [--] followers, 49.7K engagements "Wilson Ultra Pro v4 Tennis Racquet 18x20 [--] 1/8" grip $150 [--] sq. in. #1 [--] 1/8 grip 18x20 string pattern [---] grams unstrung weight Super good condition. A few small paint dings/smudges see photos. Very light scuffing on the bumper guard Factory grip with plastic cover and bar code. Grip was always covered with an overgrip. Mains - String Project Armour 17/1.25mm u/30 lbs. Crosses - WeissCannon Scorpion 17/1.23@35.5 About [--] hours on these strings. It is a feisty & fun string bed with good pop. It is used. RacketMarket RacketMarket" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1nmwsza) 2025-09-21T16:41Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "Them Blondes Two blondes rest on a park bench in Central Park after a night of bar-hopping in NYC. Its a full moon night and Blonde [--] looks up to the sky and says What a beautiful moon. Someday I would like to go there. Blonde [--] says I want to go to Paris someday. I wonder which is further. Blonde [--] says Duh can you see Paris from here Jokes Jokes" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1nrc27h) 2025-09-26T20:27Z [--] followers, [----] engagements "Middle of the night husband is found sitting in the kitchen alone with a faraway look in his eyes On the wee hours one morning a wife awakes and goes looking for her husband. She finds him in the kitchen sitting with a faraway look in his eyes. She says honey are you having trouble sleeping Husband No dear I am just reflecting back on our years together. Wife thinking this is a great moment and she wants to encourage the warmth she is feeling says Thats so sweet. What are you thinking about honey Husband Remember when we met you were only [--] and your dad caught us in the back seat of my car" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1ns8r4o) 2025-09-27T22:52Z [--] followers, [---] engagements "My dog swallowed a staple DOG DOG" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1nsbbek) 2025-09-28T01:00Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "A career politician and an Evangelical Minister arrive in Heaven at the same time. After all the necessary steps are completed St. Peter takes them to a small room with but a bed and a chair and tells the minister this is your eternal home. The politician worried now is surprised when he is shown to a mansion with staff shining gold trim and fixtures and a view of all Heaven. He says wait how is it that the good and holy minister gets such small plain quarters and I receive such a glorious mansion St. Peter says you need to understand how things work up here. We have thousands and thousands" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1nugv88) 2025-09-30T15:50Z [--] followers, [----] engagements "A frustrated wife decided her sex life needed spicing up. deleted Jokesuncensored Jokesuncensored" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1nuhl2w) 2025-09-30T16:18Z [--] followers, [---] engagements "A man moves to a home in the mountains miles from the nearest town or neighbor. As he unpacks boxes there is a knock on his front door and he answers it to be greeted by a smiling man who says welcome neighbor just thought Id stop by and introduce myself. Im Luke problee the nearest neighbor you have in these parts. The homeowner congenially responds with a bit of reluctance as he was not expecting a visitor so soon thats mighty nice of you Luke. Thanks for dropping over. Luke says I know youre just getting settld in but Im here to invite you to a party tonight. Homeowner thats nice but Im" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1nuowsq) 2025-09-30T20:52Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "A young girl prays to God for a new bicycle. Her mom hears her pray and gently reminds her that praying to God for a gift won't work. So the young girl decides to steal a bicycle amd pray to God for forgiveness 3amjokes 3amjokes" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1nuulj8) 2025-10-01T00:58Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "Guy at the bar orders a drink and one for another patron "Give me a scotch neat and a drink for whatever that douche bag at the end of the bar wants." Lady at the end of the bar "I beg your pardon that's unnecessary calling me names like that." That's offensive and you're a pig" Guy "you're right and I am sorry. It's bad manners I apologize for taking out my bad mood on you. Please let me buy you a drink." Bartender to lady "what will it be" Lady "vinegar and water please." Jokesuncensored Jokesuncensored" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1nvcig1) 2025-10-01T16:12Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "A Priest wakes up to fantastic weather one Sunday decides play golf and cancel mass. He tells his assistant that he isnt feeling well and drives to a golf course in another city where he won't be recognized. He tees off on the first hole. A huge gust of wind catches his ball and carrys it an extra hundred yards drops it in the hole and he scores a hole-in'one. An angel looks at God and says "What'd you do that for" God smiles and says "Who's he going to tell" Jokes Jokes" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1nvpfgi) 2025-10-02T00:32Z [--] followers, 39.1K engagements "Ever since Jane Goodall died I feel like no one really understands me 3amjokes 3amjokes" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1nvy5vn) 2025-10-02T08:27Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "Timmy is in second grade studying subtraction when the teacher asks Timmy if I have [--] cats and give you [--] how many cats do you have Timmy [--]. Teacher no Timmy if I have [--] cats and give you [--] I have [--] left. [--] minus [--] is [--]. What if I have [--] cats and give you [--] how many cats do you have Timmy [--]. Teacher no Timmy thats not right. What of I have [--] cats and give you [--] cats how many cats do you have Timmy [--]. Teacher thats not correct I only gave you [--] cats. Timmy yes it is I already have a damn cat. Jokes Jokes" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1nwfy4v) 2025-10-02T21:01Z [--] followers, 203.2K engagements "Chuck Norris once asked for better drainage behind his Arizona home. They built the Grand Canyon in response. ChuckNorrisJokes ChuckNorrisJokes" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1ny5img) 2025-10-04T21:05Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "Grandma's RV fire deleted Jokes Jokes" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1nyktnr) 2025-10-05T10:35Z [--] followers, [----] engagements "Couldn't resist filming the shadow of the jet Into Tucson on a sunny afternoon delta delta" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1o1hhob) 2025-10-08T17:47Z [--] followers, [---] engagements "3 men each sentenced to years for their crimes are riding together in the bus to the prison. The guard riding along asks them how they will pass their time. The first one shows them a book about becoming a minister and tells the others he will be in prison helping others and when he is released he will continue helping youth so they do not end up in prison. The second one shows a deck of cards and says he will practice poker and plans to become so good he will go professional when he is released and become wealthy playing cards. The third one holds up a box of tampons and says he will be" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1o1qja8) 2025-10-08T23:19Z [--] followers, 20.1K engagements "Removed by moderator removed cleanjokes cleanjokes" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1o2mbj3) 2025-10-10T00:17Z [--] followers, [---] engagements "A man in California bumped into and recognized God at the beach. God says "promise never to tell anyone I was here and I'll grant you one miracle." Man says "I want a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive there." God "the logistics of a bridge over the ocean are unfathomable. It would also be too obvious that I intervened. Do you have a different request" Man " I want to truly understand women." God "how many lanes do you want on the bridge" Jokesuncensored Jokesuncensored" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1o2z1u9) 2025-10-10T12:05Z [--] followers, [---] engagements "A sheriff comes upon two cars alongside a remote country road. The first is wrecked and badly damaged the second one is not and there is a man placing a shovel in the trunk. Jokes Jokes" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1o5r6ks) 2025-10-17T08:36Z [--] followers, 22.9K engagements "A man is telling the bartender about his nightmares and difficulty sleeping as he sips his beer. Another patron arrives and sits a few stools away listening to the other guy talking about recurring nightmares from his childhood monsters under his bed that keep him anxious worried and awake all Jokes Jokes" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1o6mo72) 2025-10-17T08:48Z [--] followers, 19.4K engagements "Three men lived quietly and survived together on the beaches of Los Angeles until one day they snuck aboard a small ship in the port and ended up on the beach in Mexico. Jokes Jokes" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1o8d33f) 2025-10-16T18:22Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "I'm not saying my aunt is a demon but when she travels to 'the old country' her passport is stamped Hades cleanjokes cleanjokes" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1it5y3m) 2025-02-19T13:51Z 37.6K followers, [---] engagements "Of the [------] people who attended Woodstock in '69 [-------] are still alive Jokes Jokes" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1ixh5rk) 2025-02-25T00:01Z 37.9K followers, 27.3K engagements "What smell were you trying to cover and from whom the last time you intentionally burned toast AskReddit AskReddit" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1ixte37) 2025-02-25T12:03Z 37.6K followers, [--] engagements "USB ports are showing up everywhere: planes trains cars ebikes etc. Where have you found a USB port that surprised you AskReddit AskReddit" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1iywgkb) 2025-02-26T19:50Z 37.9K followers, [---] engagements "The Pentagon has too many generals so it offered an early retirement bonus. Jokes Jokes" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1j875l5) 2025-03-10T19:30Z [--] followers, 23.2K engagements "An English explorer was taking part in an expedition to the Himalayas. Led by a grizzled local guide they ascended one of the less frequently climbed peaks. Jokes Jokes" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1nms17n) 2025-09-21T13:36Z [--] followers, 36.3K engagements "A young girl goes to a pet store Jokesuncensored Jokesuncensored" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1nmxngl) 2025-09-24T15:46Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "4 friends played golf into their 80s Jokes Jokes" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1nnmwg9) 2025-09-23T01:59Z [--] followers, [----] engagements "Talking Dog Jokes Jokes" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1nnvjmt) 2025-09-24T10:16Z [--] followers, [---] engagements "An unemployed man is getting desperate to find employment. He is low on options and decides to try the zoo he knows. dadjokes dadjokes" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1nsyfdn) 2025-09-29T15:44Z [--] followers, 10K engagements "Had to break up with my girlfriend she was a great squeeze but just wouldn't let go. 3amjokes 3amjokes" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1o3g3xb) 2025-11-05T03:39Z [--] followers, [---] engagements "A man in California bumped into and recognized God at the beach. God says "promise never to tell anyone I was here and I'll grant you one miracle." Jokes Jokes" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1o5ku3z) 2025-10-19T07:35Z [--] followers, 86.4K engagements "A man bumps into and recognizes Satan on the beach in the Dominican Republic. Jokes Jokes" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1o6i8li) 2025-10-16T18:31Z [--] followers, [----] engagements "I don't have OCD but I host a weekly OCD meeting in my home. 3amjokes 3amjokes" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1o9s56t) 2025-10-18T10:27Z [--] followers, [---] engagements "ITAP of a Green Anole lizard eye itookapicture itookapicture" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1oa6j18) 2025-10-18T20:57Z [--] followers, [----] engagements "When my neighbors took long trips I'd put this sign up and send them a picture funnysigns funnysigns" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1obhn7a) 2025-10-20T18:32Z [--] followers, [----] engagements "Anyone use the Tennis without Talent Web site 10s 10s" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1obnorz) 2025-10-20T19:27Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "What did the ashtray say to the toilet 3amjokes 3amjokes" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1oclmg4) 2025-10-21T19:46Z [--] followers, [---] engagements "My favorite 'tips' from clients - what are yours RacketStringers RacketStringers" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1odj7rc) 2025-10-22T20:21Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "If I throw four D-Cell batteries at my neighbor 3amjokes 3amjokes" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1odl7o2) 2025-10-22T21:34Z [--] followers, [---] engagements "At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying I know the whole truth. Jokes Jokes" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1oe962w) 2025-10-23T17:30Z [--] followers, 131.2K engagements "I picked up a hitchhiker because it was cold out and he looked normal. Jokes Jokes" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1oejx3d) 2025-10-24T00:37Z [--] followers, [---] engagements "I got my first cock ring. Jokes Jokes" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1oek16d) 2025-10-24T01:42Z [--] followers, [----] engagements "What bean goes best with rum 3amjokes 3amjokes" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1oekupk) 2025-10-24T01:53Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "I accidentally released a road flare in the senior center. Jokes Jokes" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1of5sa5) 2025-10-25T16:35Z [--] followers, [---] engagements "Anyone take their own darts on a cruise Darts Darts" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1of6zs3) 2025-10-24T21:52Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "Removed by moderator itookapicture itookapicture" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1ofd4qp) 2025-10-25T00:15Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "What kind of bread has children dadjokes dadjokes" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1ofh3cm) 2025-10-25T04:38Z [--] followers, [---] engagements "It's always been a favorite that I found right here on reddit signs signs" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1ofraer) 2025-10-25T14:13Z [--] followers, [---] engagements "I'm packing now. Tell me one item you always want on the ship and forget to pack. Thank you Cruise Cruise" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1ofrhzw) 2025-10-25T21:05Z [--] followers, [---] engagements "The teacher was doing a "guess what fruit I have" game. Jokes Jokes" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1og22nr) 2025-10-25T21:12Z [--] followers, [----] engagements "What is your favorite Halloween memory as of now AskReddit AskReddit" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1og4e33) 2025-10-25T22:51Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "Two blondes rest on a park bench in Central Park after a late night of bar-hopping in NYC. Jokes Jokes" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1oglaut) 2025-10-26T14:41Z [--] followers, [----] engagements "My wife woke up with a huge smile on her face this morning. 3amjokes 3amjokes" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1oglgv2) 2025-10-26T14:18Z [--] followers, [----] engagements "When I told my wife I was looking at flights on the internet she got very excited Darts Darts" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1ognk09) 2025-10-27T15:10Z [--] followers, [---] engagements "Queen Elizabeth Q530 Cruise Cruise" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1ohuzmr) 2025-10-28T00:23Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "Cops [--] robbers [--] mildlyamusing mildlyamusing" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1oiimzw) 2025-10-28T19:24Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "I went to a shoemaker looking for boots lined with rabbit fur. 3amjokes 3amjokes" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1ommpde) 2025-11-02T20:52Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "PS5 Console will not start - out of warranty playstation playstation" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1oruaec) 2025-11-08T16:55Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "I had a dream that I lived in a snow globe. 3amjokes 3amjokes" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1os34kd) 2025-11-08T23:06Z [--] followers, [---] engagements "What caused the damage to this ceiling trim americanairlines americanairlines" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1os5aw8) 2025-11-09T00:39Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "I met a woman glass blower. Jokes Jokes" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1os763z) 2025-11-09T02:11Z [--] followers, [---] engagements "A blonde is flying in an Airbus A380 [--] engine jet when it's hit by a freak lightening strike. Jokes Jokes" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1os7vgk) 2025-11-09T02:41Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "When Fred W. Wolf invented the first home electric refrigerator ChuckNorrisJokes ChuckNorrisJokes" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1osorha) 2025-11-09T17:53Z [--] followers, [---] engagements "I sold a bike to a guy on Craig's List and he paid me with Monopoly money. 3amjokes 3amjokes" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1osp4yr) 2025-11-09T17:33Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "You can pick your friends. You can pick your nose. 3amjokes 3amjokes" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1otq0kf) 2025-11-10T21:09Z [--] followers, [---] engagements "I just scored [--] ounces of Coke 3amjokes 3amjokes" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1outoer) 2025-11-12T02:55Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "Chuck Norris was in my high-school science class. ChuckNorrisJokes ChuckNorrisJokes" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1ouu2fc) 2025-11-12T05:17Z [--] followers, [---] engagements "PS5 failed [--] weeks ago and PS5 PS5" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1ovfzu0) 2025-11-12T20:58Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "ITAP of a tiny green frog on my garage door at night itookapicture itookapicture" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1ovgukn) 2025-11-12T22:24Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "Chuck Norris can parallel park a locomotive. ChuckNorrisJokes ChuckNorrisJokes" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1ovylfb) 2025-11-13T13:24Z [--] followers, [---] engagements "My best friend never knew I had a prosthetic leg. Jokes Jokes" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1owk8mt) 2025-11-14T02:18Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "What's the main difference between marriage and prison Jokes Jokes" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1ox0b5p) 2025-11-14T16:02Z [--] followers, [---] engagements "'Tis the season to avoid ornaments DontPutThatInYourAss DontPutThatInYourAss" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1ox8oyy) 2025-11-14T21:48Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "When I saw this portable sauna at Costco the first thing that came to mind was a confessional. Catholicism Catholicism" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1oxonm2) 2025-11-15T10:46Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "When I saw this portable sauna at Costco the first thing that came to mind was a confessional. Catholicism Catholicism" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1oxonqp) 2025-11-15T11:08Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "I only saw the potential as a confessional when I saw this sauna at Costco Catholicism Catholicism" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1oxooba) 2025-11-15T11:08Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "Babolat Pure Strike 16x19 - best generation 10s 10s" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1oxor64) 2025-11-15T11:29Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "Steam away your sins in this new Sauna-fessional funny funny" [Reddit Link](https://redd.it/1oxovlp) 2025-11-15T11:08Z [--] followers, [--] engagements Limited data mode. Full metrics available with subscription: lunarcrush.com/pricing
@ReasonableGator ReasonableGatorReasonableGator posts on Reddit about chuck norris, garmin, jokes, $yeti the most. They currently have [------] followers and [---] posts still getting attention that total [---] engagements in the last [--] hours.
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Social topic influence chuck norris #90, garmin, jokes, $yeti, costco, in a, you have, what do, did you, number of
Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by @355
Top assets mentioned YETI Holdings, Inc. Common Stock (YETI) Costco Wholesale Corporation (COST) BOOP (BOOP) Tesla, Inc. (TSLA) Marriott International Inc (MAR)
Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours
"If George Jetson represents the future and he works at Spacely Space Sprockets Inc. what machines of the future are chain-driven that require sprockets AskReddit AskReddit"
Reddit Link 2024-02-12T20:40Z 28K followers, 230.3K engagements
"Whoever coined the phrase "Going to the dogs." Has never been in a home where Pomeranians live. Pomeranians Pomeranians"
Reddit Link 2024-05-12T16:16Z 32.8K followers, [--] engagements
"Pom Check-In Let's Plan Next Week's Mischief Zoom call * Berry * Big Bill * Boi * Boop * Bunny * Chi X * Cooper * Copper * Dolly * Eevee * Eve * Faith * Fluffy * Grace * Haribo * Hemi (I got you Hemi Ricky) * Jimmy * Kleo * Kods * Loki * Mapo * Max * Miss Coco * Miso * Mochi * Mowgli * Muffin * Mugen * Mugen * Napoleon * Ozzy * Peanut * Phoebe * Pip * Rmy * Ricky * Rocket * Rocko * Rosie * Roxy * Sadie * Sophia * Waby King * Wally Pomeranians Pomeranians"
Reddit Link 2024-05-12T18:55Z 32.8K followers, [--] engagements
"Darren leaned into the dark cavity where he knew the elevator ran to see if it was coming. Darren's service is 11AM Thursday TwoSentenceHorror TwoSentenceHorror"
Reddit Link 2024-05-13T20:18Z 32.8K followers, [--] engagements
"Pom Pals Everyone Here Listed We need [---] Pom signatures on the petition requesting 'National Pom Day.' I noted a few Poms hanging around this sub and added them. Standing at [---] Furry Friends today: [--]. Alfie [--]. Andy [--]. Apple [--]. Archie [--]. Ares [--]. Aspen [--]. Aurora [--]. BabyBella [--]. Bandit [--]. Bella [--]. Benji [--]. Berry [--]. Big Bill [--]. Boba [--]. Boi [--]. Bonbon [--]. Bonnie [--]. Boop [--]. Bubbles [--]. Buck [--]. Bunny [--]. Cali [--]. Cashew [--]. Charlie [--]. Charlie Bear [--]. Chef [--]. Chester [--]. Chevy [--]. Chewy [--]. Chi X [--]. Chloe [--]. Coco [--]. Cole Beans [--]. Cooper [--]. Copilot [--]. Copper [--]. Count Grimm 38."
Reddit Link 2024-05-14T13:02Z 33.2K followers, [---] engagements
"Of these two choices which room in your home would make a better saferoom; Pantry/Kitchen Storage or Bathroom AskReddit AskReddit"
Reddit Link 2024-05-19T18:44Z 33.2K followers, [--] engagements
"It's Ricky Ricky 'What can brown do for you' Pomeranians Pomeranians"
Reddit Link 2024-05-26T18:59Z 33.4K followers, [---] engagements
"Play with me or else Ricky plays dirty Pomeranians Pomeranians"
Reddit Link 2024-08-22T16:57Z 33.9K followers, [--] engagements
"Are you going to share that ice cream bar you're eating I've been scolded Pomeranians Pomeranians"
Reddit Link 2024-08-25T21:57Z 33.9K followers, [---] engagements
"Chuck Norris was the original actor chosen to play the lead in "Joe and the Volcano" But the studio couldn't find a volcano willing to work with Chuck. ChuckNorrisJokes ChuckNorrisJokes"
Reddit Link 2024-10-27T18:18Z 35.5K followers, [--] engagements
"Tips on keeping your head up while serving I get lazy & complacent too often and just get the serve in versus making it good. I focus on my tossing hand keep it raised and look at my fingers. I've started adding red K-Tape to the middle finger for better focus. Any better udeas 10s 10s"
Reddit Link 2024-11-03T01:46Z 34.8K followers, [--] engagements
"If your neighbor is just a bit 'different' what would convince you they are here from another planet AskReddit AskReddit"
Reddit Link 2024-11-12T23:32Z 34.9K followers, [--] engagements
"I donated a kidney to save my friend's life. I'm glad I wasn't asked where I got it. 3amjokes 3amjokes"
Reddit Link 2024-11-15T11:21Z 34.9K followers, [---] engagements
"When Chuck Norris swims in the ocean Sharks swim with him ChuckNorrisJokes ChuckNorrisJokes"
Reddit Link 2024-11-15T23:17Z 34.9K followers, [--] engagements
"Whats the price of a cold soda from a vending machine in Hell Always $0;25 more than you have. 3amjokes 3amjokes"
Reddit Link 2024-11-28T01:48Z 35K followers, [---] engagements
"When your game is off just leave the court and go to the metaphysical section. 10s 10s"
Reddit Link 2024-11-30T00:57Z 35K followers, [---] engagements
"Humans evolve and over the next three generations or about [--] years what do you think will be better for those in our future AskReddit AskReddit"
Reddit Link 2024-12-07T21:59Z 35K followers, [--] engagements
"Tribute to Mom ChristmasLights ChristmasLights"
Reddit Link 2024-12-12T20:23Z 35.3K followers, [---] engagements
"What do you call a redditor with [------] points Unemployed 3amjokes 3amjokes"
Reddit Link 2024-12-17T03:14Z 35.5K followers, [----] engagements
"What did the man who was struck by and ice cream truck say to the paramedic when he was asked if he was hurt I have an ice cream headache 3amjokes 3amjokes"
Reddit Link 2024-12-18T11:52Z 35.5K followers, [---] engagements
"Are there shows that were better in black & white that lost their appeal when they were in color I'm enjoying 60s shows on Tubi and My Favorite Martan (plus other shows) seem less appealing in color. television television"
Reddit Link 2024-12-22T00:33Z 35.6K followers, [---] engagements
"I'm listening to Surf primarily all through [----] because nothing makes me fell better I like a variety of music but nothing more consistently makes me feel good and 'covers my tinnitus' than the great guitar riffs and easy beat of Surf music. Join me. Let there be Surf in [----] surfrock surfrock"
Reddit Link 2024-12-25T19:08Z 35.7K followers, [---] engagements
"I went from [--] to [--] racquets in [----] My wife thought I had 'about 20.' I hope she isn't counting the # of trips I've made shipping racquets this year She'll think I'm down to [--] 10s 10s"
Reddit Link 2024-12-25T20:34Z 35.7K followers, [---] engagements
"Racquet model names you've strung beyond the basic Wilson Hammer Head Instinct Prince Power Ripstick and their funky Vortex series (my personal favorite the Tecnifibre T-Fight) what are some you've strung that belong in the 'who named this racquet' category Mine are listed in the text. * Dunlop Revelation * Prince More Dominant * Fischer GDS spice Air Carbon * ProKennex Power Prophecy [---] * Gamma's RZR Bubba * Share yours add to this list RacketStringers RacketStringers"
Reddit Link 2024-12-26T14:17Z 35.7K followers, [--] engagements
"If First Responders arrive at the scene of an accident to save lives and protect property who are second responders Lawyers 3amjokes 3amjokes"
Reddit Link 2024-12-28T14:14Z 35.7K followers, [--] engagements
"Who was the most memorable performer on Dick Clark's New Year's Rockin' Eve from [----] to [----] AskReddit AskReddit"
Reddit Link 2025-01-01T00:00Z 35.7K followers, [--] engagements
"What did the 2nd armored car armed guard say to the other guard at the start of their day I call shotgun 3amjokes 3amjokes"
Reddit Link 2025-01-01T02:07Z 35.7K followers, [--] engagements
"I was so bored today: I actually read the reddit posts before I voted 3amjokes 3amjokes"
Reddit Link 2025-01-07T19:54Z 36K followers, [--] engagements
"What made you decide to pierce your septum and wear a metal ring in your mose AskReddit AskReddit"
Reddit Link 2025-01-09T01:00Z 35.8K followers, [--] engagements
"I woke up in a a cheap hotel room bathtub filled with ice an abdominal scar and a pounding headache. That's the last after-concert party I'm ever attending with Ozzy 3amjokes 3amjokes"
Reddit Link 2025-01-10T21:20Z 36.1K followers, [--] engagements
"Does your male Pom lift a leg Our Pom [---] human years has yet to lift a leg. They are short so maybe that's why. Oddly enough his Keeshonden sister who was raised with a male golden doodle lifts her leg. (Daddy's Tom Girl). Pomeranians Pomeranians"
Reddit Link 2025-01-11T21:10Z 36.1K followers, [--] engagements
"Redditors who have faked an illness to avoid a family event what was the event your "illness' and we're you ever caught AskReddit AskReddit"
Reddit Link 2025-01-13T22:19Z 36.1K followers, [--] engagements
"People who enter the homes of others to provide a service what is the most surprising item or activity you have seen AskReddit AskReddit"
Reddit Link 2025-01-16T16:32Z 36.2K followers, [--] engagements
"EBay/FedEx say my tennis racquet with bag is [--] lbs and charged an extra $27.00 removed eBaySellerAdvice eBaySellerAdvice"
Reddit Link 2025-01-17T20:39Z 36.2K followers, [--] engagements
"Dog walks into an employment agency and says in perfect English "I need a job." Surprised the receptionist replies "wow a real talking dog. You could easily get a job with the circus." To which the dog inquires "why would a circus need an architect" Jokes Jokes"
Reddit Link 2025-01-21T23:16Z 37.4K followers, 117.6K engagements
"Did you hear about the talking dog If not you will soon because he's telling everyone. 3amjokes 3amjokes"
Reddit Link 2025-01-23T01:49Z 37.4K followers, [--] engagements
"How does a prostitute from Boise introduce herself Ida ho 3amjokes 3amjokes"
Reddit Link 2025-01-24T01:07Z 37.4K followers, [---] engagements
"I don't care who let the cat out of the bag as much as I want to know who put the cat in and didn't lock the bag 3amjokes 3amjokes"
Reddit Link 2025-01-26T13:34Z 37.4K followers, [--] engagements
"I met a young lady on a May-December dating site and we were chatting when she told me she still hoped to have a child. I said that's easy in fact I'm wearing a diaper now Jokes Jokes"
Reddit Link 2025-01-30T22:05Z 37.4K followers, [--] engagements
"I went to a urologist to check my vasectomy. He said we need to do a sperm count would you like to masturbate in the cup. I said no I'm good but I'm nit ready to compete. 3amjokes 3amjokes"
Reddit Link 2025-02-06T10:58Z 37.5K followers, [----] engagements
"My wife had her annual eye test and she has 20/20 20/25 vision. But she still can't see things my way Jokes Jokes"
Reddit Link 2025-02-10T18:57Z 37.5K followers, [--] engagements
"What thing do you continue doing because you saw your parents do it AskReddit AskReddit"
Reddit Link 2025-02-11T14:43Z 37.5K followers, [---] engagements
"On June [--] [----] following a couples counseling retreat I asked my wife of [--] years how I could be a better husband. Shes still talking. Jokes Jokes"
Reddit Link 2025-02-28T22:06Z 37.9K followers, [---] engagements
"Did you hear about the comedy competition held at the beer distillery I hear it was quite the brouhaha. 3amjokes 3amjokes"
Reddit Link 2025-03-04T23:03Z 38.5K followers, [--] engagements
"Wilson Ultra Pro v4 (18x20) or Tecnifibre T-Fight [---] RS (18x19) I like and own both but want to reduce the number of sticks. Help me decide which is keep. Thanks View Poll(https://www.reddit.com/poll/1j437h8) 10s 10s"
Reddit Link 2025-03-05T13:35Z 38K followers, [--] engagements
"I wasn't good with foreign languages in school deleted 3amjokes 3amjokes"
Reddit Link 2025-03-06T09:18Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"I am totally stoked. I just signed my first contract with Netflix deleted Jokes Jokes"
Reddit Link 2025-03-06T09:26Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Taxiing down the tarmac the [---] abruptly stopped turned around and returned to the gate. After a hour-long wait it finally took off. A concerned passenger asked the flight attendant "What exactly was the problem" "The pilot was bothered by a noise he heard in the engine" explained the flight attendant. "It took us a while to find a new pilot." Jokes Jokes"
Reddit Link 2025-03-12T15:23Z 40.9K followers, 14.1K engagements
"I'm not OCD but I host a weekly meeting for those who are. Because when they leave my home is spotlessly clean Jokes Jokes"
Reddit Link 2025-03-13T09:35Z 40.9K followers, [----] engagements
"A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. Indeed the ball hit one of the men and he immediately clasped his hands together at his crotch fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in evident agony. The woman rushed down to the man and immediately began to apologize. She explained that she was a physical therapist: "Please allow me to help. I'm a physical therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd just allow me" she told him"
Reddit Link 2025-03-14T12:53Z 44.6K followers, [----] engagements
"Kenny deleted 3amjokes 3amjokes"
Reddit Link 2025-03-15T11:28Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"What USB cable do pirates use C to C 3amjokes 3amjokes"
Reddit Link 2025-03-15T15:41Z 41.9K followers, [--] engagements
"A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice. After an hour of this the exasperated doctor asked the lawyer "What do you do to stop people from asking you for legal advice when you're out of the office" "I give it to them" replied the lawyer "and then I send them a bill." The doctor was shocked but agreed to give it a try. The next day still feeling slightly guilty the doctor prepared the bills. When he went to place them in his mailbox he found a bill from the"
Reddit Link 2025-03-18T12:45Z 47.7K followers, 34.5K engagements
"After living in the remote wilderness all his life an old codger decided it was time to visit the big city. After living in the remote wilderness all his life an old codger decided it was time to visit the big city. In one of the stores he picks up a mirror and looks in it. Not knowing what it was he remarked "How about that Here's a picture of my daddy." He bought the "picture" but on the way home he remembered his wife Lizzy didn't like his father. So he hung it in the barn and every morning before leaving for the fields he would go there and look at it. Lizzy began to get suspicious of"
Reddit Link 2025-03-19T13:11Z 45K followers, 14.1K engagements
"There's a new after shave for [--] year old boys. Awkward Velva 3amjokes 3amjokes"
Reddit Link 2025-03-21T10:12Z 45K followers, [---] engagements
"An 80-year-old man goes to a doctor for a check-up. An 80-year-old man goes to a doctor for a check-up. The doctor tells him "You're in terrific shape. There's nothing wrong with you. Why you might live forever. By the way how old was your father when he died" The 80-year-old responded "Did I say he was dead" The doctor couldn't believe it So he said "Well how old was your grandfather when he died The 80-year-old responded again "Did I say he was dead" The doctor was astonished. He said "You mean to tell me you are [--] years old and both your father and your grandfather are both alive" "Not"
Reddit Link 2025-03-22T15:37Z 47.6K followers, 38.4K engagements
"What comes to mind when you read "chopsticks" deleted AskReddit AskReddit"
Reddit Link 2025-03-24T10:45Z [--] followers, [---] engagements
"Alligator Advisory The Florida State Department of Fish and Wildlife is advising hikers hunters fishers and golfers to take extra precautions and keep alert for alligators while in Brevard Broward Hillsborough Pinellas Orange Osceola Polk Palm Beach and Sarasota Counties. They advise people to wear noise-producing devices such as little bells on their clothing to alert but not startle the alligators unexpectedly. They also advise the carrying of pepper spray in case of an encounter with an alligator. It is also a good idea to watch for fresh signs of alligator activity. People should"
Reddit Link 2025-03-24T12:08Z 48.8K followers, [----] engagements
"Two hikers were climbing The Himalayas when they encountered two hikers descending. Looking for tips from the other hikers who had been to the top the climbing hikers asked if they had seen any monsters deleted 3amjokes 3amjokes"
Reddit Link 2025-03-24T19:37Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"To save your life you must give up sight sound touch taste or smell. Which do you surrender AskReddit AskReddit"
Reddit Link 2025-03-25T03:27Z 47.6K followers, [----] engagements
"Did you know that making a girl laugh is the second best way to get her into bed I asked my date. removed Jokes Jokes"
Reddit Link 2025-03-26T17:49Z [--] followers, [----] engagements
"Did you know that making a girl laugh is the second best way to get her into bed I asked my date. "Really" she asked. "What's the first" "A big knife" I replied. "Ha-ha you're funny" she said. "Well done you've made a sensible choice." Jokesuncensored Jokesuncensored"
Reddit Link 2025-03-26T19:06Z 47.6K followers, [--] engagements
"A rope and a string go to a bar. After they tied one on things got very knotty. 3amjokes 3amjokes"
Reddit Link 2025-03-29T17:56Z 48K followers, [---] engagements
"I wrote Cocaine Bear I mean I typed it. 3amjokes 3amjokes"
Reddit Link 2025-03-30T20:53Z 47.7K followers, [--] engagements
"I have Tourette syndrome by proxy When I enter a room everyone else starts cursing 3amjokes 3amjokes"
Reddit Link 2025-03-30T22:07Z 48.2K followers, [---] engagements
"Best Pure Aero version Which year is the best PA & why Thank you 10s 10s"
Reddit Link 2025-04-01T02:10Z 48.2K followers, [--] engagements
"Did you hear about naive woman who went out fishing with three guys She came back after a few hours with ninety bucks and a red snapper. Jokes Jokes"
Reddit Link 2025-04-01T11:47Z 48.2K followers, [----] engagements
"Do you know how to milk and sheep deleted Jokes Jokes"
Reddit Link 2025-04-03T15:36Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Home Security by Po. Ricky from his second floor perch watching over the community. Since Ricky joined us: Burglaries=0 Lion attacks=0 Pirates plundering=0 Burmese mountain lion attacks=0 Yeti appearances=0 Pomeranians Pomeranians"
Reddit Link 2025-04-04T13:10Z 48.6K followers, [---] engagements
"DL [---] ATL-BCN. Maybe only maybe. deleted delta delta"
Reddit Link 2025-04-04T13:57Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Tip jar on a player piano useless useless"
Reddit Link 2025-04-09T16:25Z 48.4K followers, [--] engagements
"What's the soft spot on a cruise ship The tender Jokes Jokes"
Reddit Link 2025-04-12T07:07Z 48.7K followers, [---] engagements
"Two blondes sit in the park after a long night of club hopping. They look up in the sky and see the full moon. Blonde [--] remarks how beautiful the moon is on this clear night and says it would be so cool to go there. Blonde [--] says yes thats cool but I'd rather go to Paris. Blonde [--] asks which do you think is further the moon or Paris Blonde [--] replies duh can you see Paris from here Jokes Jokes"
Reddit Link 2025-04-12T07:13Z 48.7K followers, [---] engagements
"Congratulate me I joined the Mile-High club today It was destiny I was on seat 2B 3amjokes 3amjokes"
Reddit Link 2025-04-13T16:51Z 48.8K followers, [--] engagements
"Anyone else ready to just wear a watch and live without stats on O2 sleep steps stress recharge discharge miles cadence speed days records challenges deleted Garmin Garmin"
Reddit Link 2025-04-16T21:44Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"See you next Thursday I filled in for a friend who couldn't make the golf game at his country club. One of the golfers I met is a pathologist. As we parted ways that afternoon he shook my hand warmly and said "see you next Thursday." I said " thanks but I only filled in today." He said "I know. See you next Thursday." Jokes Jokes"
Reddit Link 2025-04-17T17:59Z 48.9K followers, [---] engagements
"What would you do if you logged in and found a brand new never seen before question on AskReddit AskReddit AskReddit"
Reddit Link 2025-04-18T15:52Z 48.9K followers, [--] engagements
"My wife just returned from grocery shopping. She said they were out of 2% milk. I said why didn't you get [--] at 1% deleted Jokes Jokes"
Reddit Link 2025-04-19T15:25Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"What's your insider tip for traveling abroad using carry-on luggage only AskReddit AskReddit"
Reddit Link 2025-04-21T00:24Z 49K followers, [--] engagements
"The Judge says to the defendant "on the 3rd August you are accused of killing your wife by beating her to death with a hammer how do you plead" "Guilty" said the man in the dock. At this point a man at the back of the court stood up and shouted "You dirty rat" The Judge asked the man to site down and to refrain from making any noise. The Judge continued ". and that also on the 17th September you are accused of killing your son by beating him to death with a hammer how do you plead" "Guilty" said the man in the dock. Again the same man at the back stood up and shouted even louder "*You dirty"
Reddit Link 2025-04-24T12:00Z 53.1K followers, 155.5K engagements
"There was once a man and woman who had been married for more than [--] years. They had shared everything. They had talked about everything. They had kept no secrets from each other except that the little old woman had a shoe box in the top of her closet that she had cautioned her husband never to open or ask her about. For all of these years he had never thought about the box but one day the little old woman got very sick and the doctor said she would not recover. In trying to sort out their affairs the little old man took down the shoe box and took it to his wife's bedside. She agreed that it"
Reddit Link 2025-04-25T17:43Z 53.1K followers, 74.5K engagements
"Newish Instinct [--] deleted Garmin Garmin"
Reddit Link 2025-04-25T22:59Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"I met a guy at the gym and he told me he is a criminal attorney. deleted cleanjokes cleanjokes"
Reddit Link 2025-04-26T21:50Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Well ain't that a . . . Recently upgraded from a Sapphire 6X Pro to the Instinct [--]. Playing tennis Friday felt like my HR was racing. Sat for a few and watched HR go from [---] upwards. Expected wife to call based on emergency alert settings. Felt okay kept playing HR nearing [---] BPM thought maybe the sunscreen on my arms was mucking up the reading. Wrong# I was looking at calories burned HR was in a different position on my Instinct. Color me embarrassed. Garmin Garmin"
Reddit Link 2025-04-27T23:17Z 52.9K followers, [---] engagements
"You're given a synthetic human (SH) for your personal use but it's only capable of one personal task. What is your SH programmed to do AskReddit AskReddit"
Reddit Link 2025-04-30T00:43Z 52.9K followers, [--] engagements
"9 year old Jimmy wants to know about his father. Living in his single-parent home he asks his mother about his father. Mom tells Jimmy "I just don't know Jimmy. It was my wild times. I went to parties I did drugs. I lost days at a time. I'm sorry son I just don't remember." Jimmy persists. "what do you remember Anything Any detail I want to know about my dad." Mom replies "well there was one party a wild one. And I'm just happy you don't bark." Jokesuncensored Jokesuncensored"
Reddit Link 2025-04-30T23:02Z 53.2K followers, [--] engagements
"Yo momma so fat removed Jokes Jokes"
Reddit Link 2025-05-02T20:39Z [--] followers, [---] engagements
"Chuck Norris has a Yeti Not the thermal product the actual mythical animal. ChuckNorrisJokes ChuckNorrisJokes"
Reddit Link 2025-05-02T21:24Z 54.9K followers, [---] engagements
"Bob was excited about his new .338 rifle and decided to try bear hunting. He traveled up to Alaska spotted a small brown bear and shot it. Soon after there was a tap on his shoulder and he turned around to see a big black bear. The black bear said That was a very bad mistake. That bear is my cousin Im going to give you two choices. Either I maul you to death or we have sex. After considering briefly Bob decided to accept the latter alternative. So the black bear had his way with Bob. Even though he felt sore for two weeks Bob soon recovered and vowed revenge. He headed out on another trip to"
Reddit Link 2025-05-03T18:12Z 54.4K followers, [--] engagements
"Brazil has half the number of guns in comparison to the USA but twice the number of deaths by gunshot you know what that means That Brazilians have better aim. Jokes Jokes"
Reddit Link 2025-05-03T18:12Z 53.5K followers, 27.2K engagements
"Do you know why General Antonio Lpez de Santa Anna only took [---] troops to the Alamo He only had [--] pickup trucks. Jokesuncensored Jokesuncensored"
Reddit Link 2025-05-03T22:29Z 53.5K followers, [--] engagements
"I saved a child from a life of poverty and want today. I wore a condom. Jokes Jokes"
Reddit Link 2025-05-06T18:36Z 54.4K followers, [----] engagements
"If a WWII era 'air raid' alarm sounded in your community today what would you do deleted AskReddit AskReddit"
Reddit Link 2025-05-06T22:05Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Andre deleted Pickleball Pickleball"
Reddit Link 2025-05-08T12:38Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"What's the first thing you used AI for on your phone or PC AskReddit AskReddit"
Reddit Link 2025-05-08T20:18Z 54.4K followers, [--] engagements
"My neighbor asked to borrow a rubber mallet. I said sure if I can watch you use it. I still just roll mine on but I'm ready to learn a new way. Jokes Jokes"
Reddit Link 2025-05-20T20:55Z 54.5K followers, [----] engagements
"Did you hear about the research professor who retired from the university and started an auto detailing service removed cleanjokes cleanjokes"
Reddit Link 2025-05-25T16:16Z 54.5K followers, [---] engagements
"A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks for bottom deodorant. The assistant a little bemused explains to the woman they have never sold bottom deodorant. The blonde unfazed assures the lady behind the counter that she has been buying the stuff from here on a regular basis and would like some more. The shop assistant thinks for a minute knowing full well that they don't stock or sell such an item smiles at the blonde and says "One moment please I will get the Pharmacist." The pharmacist looks at the blonde and says "Can I help you miss" "I would like to buy some bottom deodorant please" says"
Reddit Link 2025-05-27T12:17Z 54.9K followers, 53.1K engagements
"Did you hear about the research professor who retired from the university and started an auto detailing service His tag line is "Polish or Perish" Jokesuncensored Jokesuncensored"
Reddit Link 2025-05-27T17:58Z 54.5K followers, [--] engagements
"Hydration & Cramps deleted 10s 10s"
Reddit Link 2025-06-18T18:57Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"I was fined for defacing public property I was at the county park with my friends and thought it would be amusing to draw eyes nose and a mouth on the tree so it could party with us. I was caught and fined for 'defacing' public property 3amjokes 3amjokes"
Reddit Link 2025-06-25T11:43Z 55.2K followers, [---] engagements
"Summer cooling with Fans Anyone know of a court that uses battery-operated fans to cool players We have benches with awnings and want to move air around when players are sitting but don't have electrical power to plug in fans. Looking at the various fans available and guessing how much is enough without having large fans taking up space is the task. Thanks for your valued input 10s 10s"
Reddit Link 2025-06-25T21:55Z 55.2K followers, [--] engagements
"A dog goes to a Western Union office to send a telegram The clerk asks the dog what to put in the telegram and the dog says "bark bark bark woof bark bark woof woof woof." The clerk tells the dog "you're paying by the line two more words will fit at the same price." The dog replies "the message wouldn't make any sense then." Jokes Jokes"
Reddit Link 2025-07-07T15:39Z [--] followers, 12.7K engagements
"As a child growing up Chuck Norris dreamt of being Chuck Norris when he grew up ChuckNorrisJokes ChuckNorrisJokes"
Reddit Link 2025-07-13T20:26Z [--] followers, [---] engagements
"Let's go to the zoo In the summer between my 4th & 5th grade I got up early one morning and heard mom and dad talking in the kitchen. Mom said "why don't you take him (me) to the zoo today" My dad replied "if they want him they'll come get him." Jokes Jokes"
Reddit Link 2025-07-16T20:56Z [--] followers, [----] engagements
"Chillin' Luckily her groom is in a few days because she always finds something stinky to roll on. Keeshond Keeshond"
Reddit Link 2025-07-22T20:33Z [--] followers, [---] engagements
"When I saw the cut out in the trash can at the doc's office I could only see the missing radio https://preview.redd.it/96mfzi797shf1.jpgwidth=2250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b8fb74775f1f82288fcb25fae7ca77e593d9f23 CarAV CarAV"
Reddit Link 2025-08-08T11:32Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"String similar to Toroline Wasabi and Wasabi X in 17g/1.23mm I like the Toroline strings and am looking for similar playing strings other players use/ Anyone find a string similar to Wasabi or Wasabi X 10s 10s"
Reddit Link 2025-08-10T15:27Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"My birthday gift I awoke on my birthday next to my wife and she asked what do you want for your birthday I exposed my erection and answered a great blow job. She responded remember we already agreed no more gifts our birthdays should be fun and frivolous. I responded I know just call it a gag gift. Jokesuncensored Jokesuncensored"
Reddit Link 2025-08-15T17:05Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"3-Legged Chicken I was driving along a country road at about 45MPH when a chicken caught up with my car. I thought this was impossible so I slowly sped up until I was doing [--] and the chicken kept up with me. I dropped back to [--] and the chicken easily kept my pace and that is when I looked closely and noticed it had [--] legs. As I cruised along wondering the chicken passed me and turned left into a farm so I followed it out of curiosity. I pulled into the farm saw a man in overalls and stopped my car. I said "this might sound wild but did a 3-legged chicken just run onto your farm" The guy"
Reddit Link 2025-08-23T19:52Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"What is your "I am keeping this racquet because of memories' stick Mine is a Yonex VCORE Pro [--] (310G) - purchased because 'Stan the Man' was using the racquet. I play primarily with Tecnifibre TFight 305/rs (18x19) but every now and again I get the Yonex out and have fun 10s 10s"
Reddit Link 2025-08-24T15:27Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"U.S. Open I had a great seat at the U.S. Open Mens Singles Finals and for the entire first set a seat in front of me was open. I noticed the guy next to it put his bag on the seat so I asked Is your friend still in the security line waiting to get in He replied no its my wifes seat. I said she couldnt make it He said no she died. I said Im sorry to hear that couldnt any of your friends join you He said no theyre all at her funeral. Jokes Jokes"
Reddit Link 2025-09-08T12:34Z [--] followers, [----] engagements
"Two deaf people get married During the first week of marriage they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom with the lights out since they can't see each other signing or lips to lip-read. After several nights of fumbling around and many misunderstandings the wife figures out a solution. "Honey why don't we agree on some simple signals For instance at night if you want to have sex with me reach over and squeeze my left breast one time. If you don't want to have sex reach over and squeeze my right breast two times. The husband thinks this is a great idea. He suggests to his wife"
Reddit Link 2025-09-09T12:18Z [--] followers, [---] engagements
"As a child Chuck Norris dreamed of being Chuck Norris when he grew up. ChuckNorrisJokes ChuckNorrisJokes"
Reddit Link 2025-09-11T17:19Z [--] followers, [---] engagements
"Shoe autopsy Lacoste AG [--]. About [--] hours on hardcourts. My darling wife knows this by purchased date times I play per week and which shoes I wear. Manufacturers say 40-60 hours. I'm [---] play hard run for shots cover the court. When I get home my shoes are damp. (I dry them with a fan then don't wear them fir 2+ days). So when she said it's time for my favorite blue ones to go I decided to do an autopsy. They don't look too bad inside but I admit newer shoes feel better. 10s 10s"
Reddit Link 2025-09-14T17:07Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"This man got his prescription for Viagra and goes home to get ready for when his wife gets home. He calls her on the phone and she says "I'll be home in an hour." "Perfect" he replies. The Doctor told him to take his Viagra an hour before they're ready for the act. He takes the Viagra and waits. An hour goes by and the man is ready to go but no wife. His wife calls him on the phone and says "Traffic is terrible. I can't be there for another hour" The man frustrated calls his doctor for advice. "What should I do" The Doctor replied "It would be a shame to waste it. Do you have a housekeeper"
Reddit Link 2025-09-15T20:52Z [--] followers, [----] engagements
"Never trust atoms. They make up everything. 3amjokes 3amjokes"
Reddit Link 2025-09-15T21:15Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"A man is driving along a remote road at night when a state trooper pulls him over. The trooper asks the man. "did you know you're driving without tail lights" And the man springs from the driver's seat runs to the rear of his car and looks quite distraught. The trooper noting the anxiety says "sir it's a minor infraction there's no need to be so worried." The driver replies "no officer you don't understand. I'm driving to the campground so this means I've lost the trailer my wife and four children." Jokes Jokes"
Reddit Link 2025-09-18T14:47Z [--] followers, 37.7K engagements
"A Scout and two other passengers were flying in a small plane at [----] feet when the pilot came out of the cockpit in a panic. **Pilot:**The plane is going to crash Im sorry but we only have three parachutes. I have four young children so Im taking one of the parachutes. Good luck figuring out which of the three of you get the other two parachutes. **Scout:**You guys go ahead it will be my Good Turn for the day to sacrifice my life. **Passenger 1:**Sure kid. Im way smarter than anyone a genius in fact so the most important thing is that I live. He straps on and jumps out of the plane."
Reddit Link 2025-09-21T13:57Z [--] followers, 49.7K engagements
"Wilson Ultra Pro v4 Tennis Racquet 18x20 [--] 1/8" grip $150 [--] sq. in. #1 [--] 1/8 grip 18x20 string pattern [---] grams unstrung weight Super good condition. A few small paint dings/smudges see photos. Very light scuffing on the bumper guard Factory grip with plastic cover and bar code. Grip was always covered with an overgrip. Mains - String Project Armour 17/1.25mm u/30 lbs. Crosses - WeissCannon Scorpion 17/1.23@35.5 About [--] hours on these strings. It is a feisty & fun string bed with good pop. It is used. RacketMarket RacketMarket"
Reddit Link 2025-09-21T16:41Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Them Blondes Two blondes rest on a park bench in Central Park after a night of bar-hopping in NYC. Its a full moon night and Blonde [--] looks up to the sky and says What a beautiful moon. Someday I would like to go there. Blonde [--] says I want to go to Paris someday. I wonder which is further. Blonde [--] says Duh can you see Paris from here Jokes Jokes"
Reddit Link 2025-09-26T20:27Z [--] followers, [----] engagements
"Middle of the night husband is found sitting in the kitchen alone with a faraway look in his eyes On the wee hours one morning a wife awakes and goes looking for her husband. She finds him in the kitchen sitting with a faraway look in his eyes. She says honey are you having trouble sleeping Husband No dear I am just reflecting back on our years together. Wife thinking this is a great moment and she wants to encourage the warmth she is feeling says Thats so sweet. What are you thinking about honey Husband Remember when we met you were only [--] and your dad caught us in the back seat of my car"
Reddit Link 2025-09-27T22:52Z [--] followers, [---] engagements
"My dog swallowed a staple DOG DOG"
Reddit Link 2025-09-28T01:00Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"A career politician and an Evangelical Minister arrive in Heaven at the same time. After all the necessary steps are completed St. Peter takes them to a small room with but a bed and a chair and tells the minister this is your eternal home. The politician worried now is surprised when he is shown to a mansion with staff shining gold trim and fixtures and a view of all Heaven. He says wait how is it that the good and holy minister gets such small plain quarters and I receive such a glorious mansion St. Peter says you need to understand how things work up here. We have thousands and thousands"
Reddit Link 2025-09-30T15:50Z [--] followers, [----] engagements
"A frustrated wife decided her sex life needed spicing up. deleted Jokesuncensored Jokesuncensored"
Reddit Link 2025-09-30T16:18Z [--] followers, [---] engagements
"A man moves to a home in the mountains miles from the nearest town or neighbor. As he unpacks boxes there is a knock on his front door and he answers it to be greeted by a smiling man who says welcome neighbor just thought Id stop by and introduce myself. Im Luke problee the nearest neighbor you have in these parts. The homeowner congenially responds with a bit of reluctance as he was not expecting a visitor so soon thats mighty nice of you Luke. Thanks for dropping over. Luke says I know youre just getting settld in but Im here to invite you to a party tonight. Homeowner thats nice but Im"
Reddit Link 2025-09-30T20:52Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"A young girl prays to God for a new bicycle. Her mom hears her pray and gently reminds her that praying to God for a gift won't work. So the young girl decides to steal a bicycle amd pray to God for forgiveness 3amjokes 3amjokes"
Reddit Link 2025-10-01T00:58Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Guy at the bar orders a drink and one for another patron "Give me a scotch neat and a drink for whatever that douche bag at the end of the bar wants." Lady at the end of the bar "I beg your pardon that's unnecessary calling me names like that." That's offensive and you're a pig" Guy "you're right and I am sorry. It's bad manners I apologize for taking out my bad mood on you. Please let me buy you a drink." Bartender to lady "what will it be" Lady "vinegar and water please." Jokesuncensored Jokesuncensored"
Reddit Link 2025-10-01T16:12Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"A Priest wakes up to fantastic weather one Sunday decides play golf and cancel mass. He tells his assistant that he isnt feeling well and drives to a golf course in another city where he won't be recognized. He tees off on the first hole. A huge gust of wind catches his ball and carrys it an extra hundred yards drops it in the hole and he scores a hole-in'one. An angel looks at God and says "What'd you do that for" God smiles and says "Who's he going to tell" Jokes Jokes"
Reddit Link 2025-10-02T00:32Z [--] followers, 39.1K engagements
"Ever since Jane Goodall died I feel like no one really understands me 3amjokes 3amjokes"
Reddit Link 2025-10-02T08:27Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Timmy is in second grade studying subtraction when the teacher asks Timmy if I have [--] cats and give you [--] how many cats do you have Timmy [--]. Teacher no Timmy if I have [--] cats and give you [--] I have [--] left. [--] minus [--] is [--]. What if I have [--] cats and give you [--] how many cats do you have Timmy [--]. Teacher no Timmy thats not right. What of I have [--] cats and give you [--] cats how many cats do you have Timmy [--]. Teacher thats not correct I only gave you [--] cats. Timmy yes it is I already have a damn cat. Jokes Jokes"
Reddit Link 2025-10-02T21:01Z [--] followers, 203.2K engagements
"Chuck Norris once asked for better drainage behind his Arizona home. They built the Grand Canyon in response. ChuckNorrisJokes ChuckNorrisJokes"
Reddit Link 2025-10-04T21:05Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Grandma's RV fire deleted Jokes Jokes"
Reddit Link 2025-10-05T10:35Z [--] followers, [----] engagements
"Couldn't resist filming the shadow of the jet Into Tucson on a sunny afternoon delta delta"
Reddit Link 2025-10-08T17:47Z [--] followers, [---] engagements
"3 men each sentenced to years for their crimes are riding together in the bus to the prison. The guard riding along asks them how they will pass their time. The first one shows them a book about becoming a minister and tells the others he will be in prison helping others and when he is released he will continue helping youth so they do not end up in prison. The second one shows a deck of cards and says he will practice poker and plans to become so good he will go professional when he is released and become wealthy playing cards. The third one holds up a box of tampons and says he will be"
Reddit Link 2025-10-08T23:19Z [--] followers, 20.1K engagements
"Removed by moderator removed cleanjokes cleanjokes"
Reddit Link 2025-10-10T00:17Z [--] followers, [---] engagements
"A man in California bumped into and recognized God at the beach. God says "promise never to tell anyone I was here and I'll grant you one miracle." Man says "I want a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive there." God "the logistics of a bridge over the ocean are unfathomable. It would also be too obvious that I intervened. Do you have a different request" Man " I want to truly understand women." God "how many lanes do you want on the bridge" Jokesuncensored Jokesuncensored"
Reddit Link 2025-10-10T12:05Z [--] followers, [---] engagements
"A sheriff comes upon two cars alongside a remote country road. The first is wrecked and badly damaged the second one is not and there is a man placing a shovel in the trunk. Jokes Jokes"
Reddit Link 2025-10-17T08:36Z [--] followers, 22.9K engagements
"A man is telling the bartender about his nightmares and difficulty sleeping as he sips his beer. Another patron arrives and sits a few stools away listening to the other guy talking about recurring nightmares from his childhood monsters under his bed that keep him anxious worried and awake all Jokes Jokes"
Reddit Link 2025-10-17T08:48Z [--] followers, 19.4K engagements
"Three men lived quietly and survived together on the beaches of Los Angeles until one day they snuck aboard a small ship in the port and ended up on the beach in Mexico. Jokes Jokes"
Reddit Link 2025-10-16T18:22Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"I'm not saying my aunt is a demon but when she travels to 'the old country' her passport is stamped Hades cleanjokes cleanjokes"
Reddit Link 2025-02-19T13:51Z 37.6K followers, [---] engagements
"Of the [------] people who attended Woodstock in '69 [-------] are still alive Jokes Jokes"
Reddit Link 2025-02-25T00:01Z 37.9K followers, 27.3K engagements
"What smell were you trying to cover and from whom the last time you intentionally burned toast AskReddit AskReddit"
Reddit Link 2025-02-25T12:03Z 37.6K followers, [--] engagements
"USB ports are showing up everywhere: planes trains cars ebikes etc. Where have you found a USB port that surprised you AskReddit AskReddit"
Reddit Link 2025-02-26T19:50Z 37.9K followers, [---] engagements
"The Pentagon has too many generals so it offered an early retirement bonus. Jokes Jokes"
Reddit Link 2025-03-10T19:30Z [--] followers, 23.2K engagements
"An English explorer was taking part in an expedition to the Himalayas. Led by a grizzled local guide they ascended one of the less frequently climbed peaks. Jokes Jokes"
Reddit Link 2025-09-21T13:36Z [--] followers, 36.3K engagements
"A young girl goes to a pet store Jokesuncensored Jokesuncensored"
Reddit Link 2025-09-24T15:46Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"4 friends played golf into their 80s Jokes Jokes"
Reddit Link 2025-09-23T01:59Z [--] followers, [----] engagements
"Talking Dog Jokes Jokes"
Reddit Link 2025-09-24T10:16Z [--] followers, [---] engagements
"An unemployed man is getting desperate to find employment. He is low on options and decides to try the zoo he knows. dadjokes dadjokes"
Reddit Link 2025-09-29T15:44Z [--] followers, 10K engagements
"Had to break up with my girlfriend she was a great squeeze but just wouldn't let go. 3amjokes 3amjokes"
Reddit Link 2025-11-05T03:39Z [--] followers, [---] engagements
"A man in California bumped into and recognized God at the beach. God says "promise never to tell anyone I was here and I'll grant you one miracle." Jokes Jokes"
Reddit Link 2025-10-19T07:35Z [--] followers, 86.4K engagements
"A man bumps into and recognizes Satan on the beach in the Dominican Republic. Jokes Jokes"
Reddit Link 2025-10-16T18:31Z [--] followers, [----] engagements
"I don't have OCD but I host a weekly OCD meeting in my home. 3amjokes 3amjokes"
Reddit Link 2025-10-18T10:27Z [--] followers, [---] engagements
"ITAP of a Green Anole lizard eye itookapicture itookapicture"
Reddit Link 2025-10-18T20:57Z [--] followers, [----] engagements
"When my neighbors took long trips I'd put this sign up and send them a picture funnysigns funnysigns"
Reddit Link 2025-10-20T18:32Z [--] followers, [----] engagements
"Anyone use the Tennis without Talent Web site 10s 10s"
Reddit Link 2025-10-20T19:27Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"What did the ashtray say to the toilet 3amjokes 3amjokes"
Reddit Link 2025-10-21T19:46Z [--] followers, [---] engagements
"My favorite 'tips' from clients - what are yours RacketStringers RacketStringers"
Reddit Link 2025-10-22T20:21Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"If I throw four D-Cell batteries at my neighbor 3amjokes 3amjokes"
Reddit Link 2025-10-22T21:34Z [--] followers, [---] engagements
"At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying I know the whole truth. Jokes Jokes"
Reddit Link 2025-10-23T17:30Z [--] followers, 131.2K engagements
"I picked up a hitchhiker because it was cold out and he looked normal. Jokes Jokes"
Reddit Link 2025-10-24T00:37Z [--] followers, [---] engagements
"I got my first cock ring. Jokes Jokes"
Reddit Link 2025-10-24T01:42Z [--] followers, [----] engagements
"What bean goes best with rum 3amjokes 3amjokes"
Reddit Link 2025-10-24T01:53Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"I accidentally released a road flare in the senior center. Jokes Jokes"
Reddit Link 2025-10-25T16:35Z [--] followers, [---] engagements
"Anyone take their own darts on a cruise Darts Darts"
Reddit Link 2025-10-24T21:52Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Removed by moderator itookapicture itookapicture"
Reddit Link 2025-10-25T00:15Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"What kind of bread has children dadjokes dadjokes"
Reddit Link 2025-10-25T04:38Z [--] followers, [---] engagements
"It's always been a favorite that I found right here on reddit signs signs"
Reddit Link 2025-10-25T14:13Z [--] followers, [---] engagements
"I'm packing now. Tell me one item you always want on the ship and forget to pack. Thank you Cruise Cruise"
Reddit Link 2025-10-25T21:05Z [--] followers, [---] engagements
"The teacher was doing a "guess what fruit I have" game. Jokes Jokes"
Reddit Link 2025-10-25T21:12Z [--] followers, [----] engagements
"What is your favorite Halloween memory as of now AskReddit AskReddit"
Reddit Link 2025-10-25T22:51Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Two blondes rest on a park bench in Central Park after a late night of bar-hopping in NYC. Jokes Jokes"
Reddit Link 2025-10-26T14:41Z [--] followers, [----] engagements
"My wife woke up with a huge smile on her face this morning. 3amjokes 3amjokes"
Reddit Link 2025-10-26T14:18Z [--] followers, [----] engagements
"When I told my wife I was looking at flights on the internet she got very excited Darts Darts"
Reddit Link 2025-10-27T15:10Z [--] followers, [---] engagements
"Queen Elizabeth Q530 Cruise Cruise"
Reddit Link 2025-10-28T00:23Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Cops [--] robbers [--] mildlyamusing mildlyamusing"
Reddit Link 2025-10-28T19:24Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"I went to a shoemaker looking for boots lined with rabbit fur. 3amjokes 3amjokes"
Reddit Link 2025-11-02T20:52Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"PS5 Console will not start - out of warranty playstation playstation"
Reddit Link 2025-11-08T16:55Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"I had a dream that I lived in a snow globe. 3amjokes 3amjokes"
Reddit Link 2025-11-08T23:06Z [--] followers, [---] engagements
"What caused the damage to this ceiling trim americanairlines americanairlines"
Reddit Link 2025-11-09T00:39Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"I met a woman glass blower. Jokes Jokes"
Reddit Link 2025-11-09T02:11Z [--] followers, [---] engagements
"A blonde is flying in an Airbus A380 [--] engine jet when it's hit by a freak lightening strike. Jokes Jokes"
Reddit Link 2025-11-09T02:41Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"When Fred W. Wolf invented the first home electric refrigerator ChuckNorrisJokes ChuckNorrisJokes"
Reddit Link 2025-11-09T17:53Z [--] followers, [---] engagements
"I sold a bike to a guy on Craig's List and he paid me with Monopoly money. 3amjokes 3amjokes"
Reddit Link 2025-11-09T17:33Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"You can pick your friends. You can pick your nose. 3amjokes 3amjokes"
Reddit Link 2025-11-10T21:09Z [--] followers, [---] engagements
"I just scored [--] ounces of Coke 3amjokes 3amjokes"
Reddit Link 2025-11-12T02:55Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Chuck Norris was in my high-school science class. ChuckNorrisJokes ChuckNorrisJokes"
Reddit Link 2025-11-12T05:17Z [--] followers, [---] engagements
"PS5 failed [--] weeks ago and PS5 PS5"
Reddit Link 2025-11-12T20:58Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"ITAP of a tiny green frog on my garage door at night itookapicture itookapicture"
Reddit Link 2025-11-12T22:24Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Chuck Norris can parallel park a locomotive. ChuckNorrisJokes ChuckNorrisJokes"
Reddit Link 2025-11-13T13:24Z [--] followers, [---] engagements
"My best friend never knew I had a prosthetic leg. Jokes Jokes"
Reddit Link 2025-11-14T02:18Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"What's the main difference between marriage and prison Jokes Jokes"
Reddit Link 2025-11-14T16:02Z [--] followers, [---] engagements
"'Tis the season to avoid ornaments DontPutThatInYourAss DontPutThatInYourAss"
Reddit Link 2025-11-14T21:48Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"When I saw this portable sauna at Costco the first thing that came to mind was a confessional. Catholicism Catholicism"
Reddit Link 2025-11-15T10:46Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"When I saw this portable sauna at Costco the first thing that came to mind was a confessional. Catholicism Catholicism"
Reddit Link 2025-11-15T11:08Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"I only saw the potential as a confessional when I saw this sauna at Costco Catholicism Catholicism"
Reddit Link 2025-11-15T11:08Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Babolat Pure Strike 16x19 - best generation 10s 10s"
Reddit Link 2025-11-15T11:29Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Steam away your sins in this new Sauna-fessional funny funny"
Reddit Link 2025-11-15T11:08Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
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