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Flopping Aces @FloppingAces on x 25.8K followers
Created: 2025-07-28 17:27:30 UTC
So now we’re at “if there’s no ink, there’s no deal,” as if international trade only counts when it’s printed on your kitchen printer.
Trump announced a deal, the EU confirmed the terms, von der Leyen admitted defeat on camera, and XX% tariffs are actively hitting EU exports right now. But sure, let’s pretend it’s not real unless it comes notarized and bound in leather.
Also, I have no idea what “eating the cats & dogs” is supposed to mean, but if you’re trying to say Trump made bold moves without bureaucracy slowing him down, yeah, that’s the point.
Deals don’t need to pass your sniff test, Mary. They just need to make our enemies pay. Which this one does — in tariffs, in energy, and in political pride.
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