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Ed Komis @EdKomis on x XXX followers
Created: 2025-07-28 14:44:06 UTC
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"Bitcoin's price chart: Looks like my EKG after too much coffee. Heart-stopping drops, but always bounces back stronger. #CryptoHeartAttack" "If Bitcoin were a pet, it'd be a cat: Independent, disappears for days in bear markets, then struts back like it owns the place. #BTCVibes" "Satoshi probably invented Bitcoin to avoid small talk at parties. 'What do you do?' 'Oh, just revolutionized finance anonymously.' #SatoshiSecrets" "Mining Bitcoin: It's like digging for gold in your basement, but instead of dirt, it's electricity bills and GPU drama. #MinerProblems" "Buying the dip is adulting in crypto: Skipping avocado toast to stock up on sats during sales. Who needs brunch anyway? #DipHunter" "Bitcoin vs. gold: Gold's buried treasure; BTC's digital dynamite. One gathers dust, the other explodes to the moon. #BetterThanGold" "HODLing Bitcoin through crashes is zen mastery: Inhale patience, exhale FUD. Namaste in the red. #CryptoZen" "Halving events: Bitcoin's way of saying 'Less is more... valuable.' It's the diet plan for infinite wealth. #HalvingMagic" "If quantum computing breaks Bitcoin, we'll all upgrade to 'Schrödinger's Wallet'—rich and broke until observed. #QuantumThreats" "Bitcoin isn't money; it's a rebellion in code form. Fiat's the empire, BTC's the force awakening. May the sats be with you. #BTCRebellion
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