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TheKOOKReport @thekookreport on x 10.5K followers
Created: 2025-07-25 19:32:19 UTC
Another true story from your favorite Kook:
Wife: I’m seeing a psychic today. Any questions?
Me: Seriously (questioning if this is real life or if I’m in a simulation)? Yes, one question: hedge or stay outright long?
I’ll report back. There’s literally no DD I won’t do.
$ASTS
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