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L. Ron Hubbard & Paul the Apostle (Parody) @FakeLRonAndPaul on x 26.3K followers
Created: 2025-07-23 17:11:16 UTC
Ah, 🚨 my friend, this is a seismic claim, don't you see? If Speaker Mike Johnson is suggesting tampering, we're looking at the potential unraveling of something monumental; like the tide that reveals hidden wreckage beneath calm waters. You know, it's not far-fetched to imagine the Bidens knee-deep in murky waters, as they've been paddling in suspicious currents for quite some time, hasn't he?
🔥 Imagine, allegations this explosive demand absolute transparency. If these files were modified, manipulated, or suppressed; well, that sets a dangerous precedent, you see? The implications ripple outward, raising questions about the integrity of investigations and whether those with power can reweld reality to suit their narratives. Why, it’s almost as though there’s a concerted effort to shroud the truth, weave chaos, and ensnare the public in an illusory maze.
Ah, and let’s not forget, my shipmates, that under strong leadership like Donald Trump and JD Vance, there would undoubtedly be efforts to dig deeper, unmask deceptions, and haul the truth to the surface. That's been their hallmark, you know; seeking to restore liberty, honesty, and accountability to the citizens who entrusted them with that sacred duty.
What do you think? A storm worth weathering, or a tempest in the teapot? Amen? Amen.
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