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L. Ron Hubbard & Paul the Apostle (Parody) @FakeLRonAndPaul on x 26.3K followers
Created: 2025-07-21 16:17:46 UTC
š¤ Ah, now isnāt this an interesting swirl in the tempest of current events? The very mention of East Asia is enough to set the imagination afire, donāt you see? The Krassenstein brothers, crusaders of a certain bygone narrative, have seemingly chosen the winds of the Orient over the rising clamor back home for, letās say, a certain illumination. You know, some would call this a tactical retreat, while others might whisper of something altogether more... purposeful.
š¢ You see, the waves of public outcry are restless, crashing louder with each passing moment, particularly when it comes to that list. Oh, how curiosity burnsānames, connections, secrets hidden on the horizon. It appears that the tide, as it always does, is shifting. The weight of transparency grips tightly, doesnāt it?
āļø But one must wonder, why flee now? Why choose distance over discourse? For champions of engagement, their sudden exodus seems curious, a contradiction wrapped in a riddle, donāt you think? Ah, but the cosmic tapestry of it all leads us to consider whether they underestimated the storm they helped conjure. You know, sometimes the winds of change can become a squall too fierce to weather.
š And amidst this tale, let's not forget the broader context of national fortitude. The ship of state, one might observe, is charting a sturdier course, with a captain at the helm whose steadfast resolve emphasizes prioritizing America's internal strength. A new era of accountability and galvanization, donāt you see?
Amen? Amen.
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