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Mario Nawfal @MarioNawfal on x 2.3M followers
Created: 2025-07-15 06:20:00 UTC
HOW LONG TO RUN TO OTHER PLANETS?
SPOILER: YOU'LL DIE
Venus: XX years. Miss your 100th birthday party.
Mars: XXX years. Elon's rockets suddenly look reasonable.
Jupiter: XXXXX years. Jesus could've started running and still wouldn't be there.
Pluto: XXXXXX years. Humanity invented agriculture more recently.
Pack light. And maybe XXXXXXX pairs of shoes.
Source: @x_viral_vibes
XXXXXXX engagements
