@geoffreyasmus Geoffrey Asmus
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"Halliburton .#podcast #nba #basketball #usa #shorts #history #politics #funny #funnyvideos #lol"
YouTube Link 2023-02-15T22:19Z 136K followers, [----] engagements
"Wells Fargo is the Greatest Corporation of All Time A wild moment from my special taping. I always love a chance to shout out my favorite corporation on Earth Wells Fargo And I love creating stand up comedy. Especially when its funny. Thank you algorithm. Viral PLEASE COME SEE ME ON MY NEVERENDING TOUR in [----] - https://punchup.live/geoffreyasmus/ JOIN MY MAILING LIST AND ILL TELL YOU WHEN I PERFORM NEAR YOU - https://punchup.live/geoffreyasmus/ * Binghamton NY 9/13 * NYC 9/17 * Fargo ND 9/26-9/27 * Houston 10/3-10/4 * Jacksonville FL 10/17-10/18 * Indianapolis 10/26 * Lexington KY 10/31-11/1"
YouTube Link 2025-09-07T22:00Z 136K followers, 14.1K engagements
"You Can't Be Liberal Anymore Wow a great joke about the disappearance of any political party worth voting for. PLEASE COME SEE ME ON MY NEVERENDING TOUR in [----] - https://punchup.live/geoffreyasmus/ JOIN MY MAILING LIST AND ILL TELL YOU WHEN I PERFORM NEAR YOU - https://punchup.live/geoffreyasmus/ * Los Angeles 8/28 (sold out) * Columbus OH 9/6 * NYC 9/10 * Binghamton NY 9/13 * NYC 9/17 * Fargo ND 9/26-9/27 * Houston 10/3-10/4 * Jacksonville FL 10/17-10/18 * Indianapolis 10/26 * Lexington KY 10/31-11/1 * Portland OR 11/6-11/8 * Vancouver BC 11/9 * Charlotte NC 11/13-11/15 * Asheville NC 11/16"
YouTube Link 2025-08-24T22:00Z 136K followers, 55.2K engagements
"Mother Discovers Her Son Is An Incel Wow another brilliant video of riffs and raffs from my legendary show at Uncle Vinnie's Comedy Club in Point Pleasant New Jersey. The Jersey Shore is a fascinating mix of old world culture and truly disgusting late stage capitalism. God will reclaim the whole coastline soon though. Enjoy the comedy while ya can folks. PLEASE COME SEE ME ON MY NEVERENDING TOUR in [----] - https://punchup.live/geoffreyasmus/ JOIN MY MAILING LIST AND ILL TELL YOU WHEN I PERFORM NEAR YOU - https://punchup.live/geoffreyasmus/ * Indianapolis 10/26 * Lexington KY 10/31-11/1 *"
YouTube Link 2025-10-26T22:00Z 136K followers, 75.7K engagements
"Is the British Empire the Most Evil Empire Ever A fun little series of jokes from my London show last month. London is a great city and if fascism continues to rain upon us I will probably live there soon. Yay Also I love creating constant stand up comedy content. It really makes me feel like its valuable and not immensely disposable. Thank you algorithm. Viral PLEASE COME SEE ME ON MY NEVERENDING TOUR in [----] - https://punchup.live/geoffreyasmus/ JOIN MY MAILING LIST AND ILL TELL YOU WHEN I PERFORM NEAR YOU - https://punchup.live/geoffreyasmus/ *Houston 10/3 - 10/4 *NYC 10/8 * Jacksonville"
YouTube Link 2025-09-28T22:01Z 136K followers, 54.5K engagements
"Comedian Solves War in Gaza An astonishing series of humorous comedy vignettes from my monthly shows in NYC. I love America and Israel. Such great countries PLEASE COME SEE ME ON MY NEVERENDING TOUR in [----] - https://punchup.live/geoffreyasmus/ JOIN MY MAILING LIST AND ILL TELL YOU WHEN I PERFORM NEAR YOU - https://punchup.live/geoffreyasmus/ * Cleveland 2/19-2/21 * NYC 2/23 * Charleston 2/26 * Wilmington NC 2/27-2/28 * Detroit 3/6-3/7 * Atlanta 3/8 * Anchorage 3/18 * Calgary 3/20-3/21 * Minneapolis 3/24-3/25 * Raleigh 3/26 * Pittsburgh 3/27-3/28 * Albuquerque 4/3-4/4 *NYC 4/6 * Tulsa"
YouTube Link 2026-02-15T21:51Z 136K followers, 31.9K engagements
"I Met the Virginia Tech Shooter PLEASE COME SEE ME ON MY NEVERENDING TOUR in [----] - https://punchup.live/geoffreyasmus/ JOIN MY MAILING LIST AND ILL TELL YOU WHEN I PERFORM NEAR YOU - https://punchup.live/geoffreyasmus/ * Fort Wayne IN 2/13-2/14 * Cleveland 2/19-2/21 * NYC 2/23 * Charleston 2/26 * Wilmington NC 2/27-2/28 * Ann Arbor 3/5 * Detroit 3/6-3/7 * Atlanta 3/8 * Fairbanks 3/12-3/15 * Anchorage 3/18 * Calgary 3/20-3/21 * Raleigh 3/26 * Pittsburgh 3/27-3/28 * Albuquerque 4/3-4/4 * NYC 4/6 * Tulsa 4/9-4/10 * OKC 4/11-4/12 * Madison WI 4/16-4/18 * Ft Lauderdale 4/24-4/25 * Burlington VT"
YouTube Link 2026-02-12T23:00Z 136K followers, 35K engagements
"Canada is Falling Apart Some incredibly funny moments from my recent shows in Toronto and Montreal. Canada is a great country and its shame that we will have to conquer it soon and make all of your lives so so much worse. PLEASE COME SEE ME ON MY NEVERENDING TOUR in [----] - https://punchup.live/geoffreyasmus/ JOIN MY MAILING LIST AND ILL TELL YOU WHEN I PERFORM NEAR YOU - https://punchup.live/geoffreyasmus/ * Vancouver 1/29 * Salt Lake City 1/30-1/31 * Las Vegas 2/1 * Nashville 2/6-2/7 * Fort Wayne IN 2/13-2/14 * Cleveland 2/19-2/21 * NYC 2/23 * Charleston SC 2/26 * Wilmington NC 2/27-2/28 *"
YouTube Link 2026-01-29T23:00Z 136K followers, 69.5K engagements
"Liberals Need Conservatives - Geoffrey Asmus - Stand-up Comedy Another incredible set of alpha comedy from me Geoffrey Asmus at the world famous Comedy Cellar. These are mostly newer jokes from the last couple months. I edited out portions of the set where I told old jokes I have already posted. Let me know if you hate or love the new. . Buy tickets or sign up for my mailing list to find out when I'm performing in your city - https://linktr.ee/Geoffreyatm11 My podcast You're An Idiot (with Alex Dragicevich) comes out every Monday. Follow me on Instagram to catch each episode -"
YouTube Link 2022-12-27T23:30Z 136K followers, 718.6K engagements
"63 Minutes of Great Comedy - A Stand Up Comedy Special I love Sacramento. Every time I perform there I have a magical time and I have no idea why. Here is a completely unedited [--] minute set from the Sacramento Punchline. Most stand-up specials are severely over-edited making them frankly unwatchable (including my first one). Stand-up is spontaneous and raw in a way that cannot be captured through endless edits and [--] camera angles. I hope this is a fun loose and raw view into what going to a stand-up comedy show at a comedy club actually looks and feels like. It doesn't hurt that I have an"
YouTube Link 2025-07-06T22:00Z 136K followers, 518.3K engagements
"God only intervenes in the triangle offense #athletes #jokes #god #standup #stephcurry #shorts"
YouTube Link 2026-02-11T18:55Z 136K followers, 146K engagements
"Vibrators are not un-American Subscribe to my channel for more jokes"
YouTube Link 2026-01-08T18:01Z 136K followers, 19.3K engagements
"The south isnt racist #standupcomedy #comedy #funny #lol #georgia #northcarolina #mississippi"
YouTube Link 2025-11-26T22:00Z 134K followers, 164.1K engagements
"Confronting A Crypto Bro in the Front Row #shorts The only thing wrong with crypto is it costs me everything I had smh #standup #standupcomedy #crowdwork #cryptocurrency #investment #bro #funnyvideos"
YouTube Link 2022-08-08T15:02Z 135K followers, [----] engagements
"Jewish crowd work goes wrong Subscribe to my channel for more jokes"
YouTube Link 2026-01-14T17:00Z 136K followers, 77K engagements
"I'm so mad at Zohran #standupcomedy #standup #nyc #comedy #jokes #funny #politics Subscribe to my channel for daily jokes"
YouTube Link 2026-01-27T17:00Z 136K followers, 307.9K engagements
"I Made A Dead Dog Funny #standupcomedy #standup #dog #dogs #jokes #comedy #wtf #lol #pets Subscribe to my channel for more jokes"
YouTube Link 2026-01-22T17:00Z 136K followers, 98.1K engagements
"Wish you could have seen this guy #shorts #comedy #kids #parenting #funny"
YouTube Link 2026-02-03T17:25Z 136K followers, 48.2K engagements
"I remember every loser fan #standupcomedy #standup #comedy #usa #funny #jokes #smart #lol Subscribe to my channel for more jokes"
YouTube Link 2026-01-28T17:00Z 136K followers, 103.3K engagements
"Why soccer is the best sport #comedy #funny #soccer #football #history"
YouTube Link 2025-09-30T16:09Z 134K followers, 3.6M engagements
"The best type of autism #standup #funny #usa #america #history #comedy"
YouTube Link 2025-10-15T16:00Z 134K followers, 2M engagements
"Canada Hates the French #standupcomedy #standup #canada #funny #jokes #comedy #french #usa Subscribe to my channel for more jokes"
YouTube Link 2026-01-21T17:00Z 136K followers, 184.2K engagements
"8 Minutes of Hitler Jokes in Germany - Stand Up Comedy - Geoffrey Asmus I wrote a bunch of Hitler jokes in Berlin. I only had one show to do them but honestly I think they went over very well. I remain the only funny white comedian. Buy tickets to a show - - https://www.whitecomedian.com/schedule I have upcoming shows in Charlotte Cincy Ottawa Montreal Toronto New Jersey NYC Los Angeles Las Vegas Portland Connecticut Memphis Omaha Des Moines Nashville Boston Houston and so many more. Sign up for my mailing list to find out when I perform near you - http://eepurl.com/h_HMIX Also listen to my"
YouTube Link 2024-04-04T22:00Z 135K followers, 407.5K engagements
"Generational Hatred Is Stupid This is my magnum opus from my recent special. I worked very hard on these jokes. And I hope you like them. You can watch the full special here - https://youtu.be/nAeJomLwlhY PLEASE COME SEE ME ON MY NEVERENDING TOUR in [----] - https://punchup.live/geoffreyasmus/ JOIN MY MAILING LIST AND ILL TELL YOU WHEN I PERFORM NEAR YOU - https://punchup.live/geoffreyasmus/ * London UK 8/4 * Edinburgh Scotland 8/6 * Colorado Springs 8/15 * NYC 8/20 * Poughkeepsie NY 8/21 * Point Pleasant NJ 8/24 * Los Angeles 8/28 * Columbus OH 9/6 * Binghamton NY 9/13 * Fargo ND 9/26-9/27 *"
YouTube Link 2025-07-13T22:00Z 135K followers, 63.9K engagements
"I love small pharma #shorts #standupcomedy #bigpharma #jokes #job"
YouTube Link 2026-02-02T17:15Z 136K followers, 74.2K engagements
"Every Race Is Evil Just some great humor while stand up comedy is still legal. I love Trump and Bari Weiss PLEASE COME SEE ME ON MY NEVERENDING TOUR in [----] - https://punchup.live/geoffreyasmus/ JOIN MY MAILING LIST AND ILL TELL YOU WHEN I PERFORM NEAR YOU - https://punchup.live/geoffreyasmus/ * Eau Claire 1/3 * NYC 1/18 * Vancouver 1/29 * Salt Lake City 1/30-1/31 * Las Vegas 2/1 * Nashville 2/6-2/7 * Fort Wayne IN 2/13-2/14 * Louisville KY 2/15 * Cleveland 2/20-2/22 * Wilmington NC 2/27-2/28 * Detroit 3/6-3/7 * Atlanta 3/8 * Calgary 3/20-3/21 * Raleigh 3/26 * Pittsburgh 3/27-3/28 *"
YouTube Link 2025-12-26T23:00Z 136K followers, 44.3K engagements
"I met my first Hindu #comedy #standupcomedy #standup #funny #jokes #religion #india #hindu #god #lol Subscribe to my channel for more jokes"
YouTube Link 2026-01-24T17:00Z 136K followers, 69.2K engagements
"White people are so adventurous with their music taste #standupcomedy #music #shorts #joke #history"
YouTube Link 2026-01-31T17:09Z 136K followers, 411.6K engagements
"Right-wing weather #standupcomedy #standup #comedy #funny #usa #politics #climatechange #jokes Subscribe to my channel for more jokes"
YouTube Link 2026-01-25T00:00Z 136K followers, 151.2K engagements
"Canada is Too Woke Some great moments from my [--] sold out shows in Toronto. Probably the best comedy weekend of the year because Canadian audiences are just leagues smarter than most American crowds. I wonder why Certainly its not systemic issue with defunding education at every level 😎 PLEASE COME SEE ME ON MY NEVERENDING TOUR in [----] - https://punchup.live/geoffreyasmus/ JOIN MY MAILING LIST AND ILL TELL YOU WHEN I PERFORM NEAR YOU - https://punchup.live/geoffreyasmus/ * Vancouver 1/29 * Salt Lake City 1/30-1/31 * Las Vegas 2/1 * Nashville 2/6-2/7 * Fort Wayne IN 2/13-2/14 * Cleveland"
YouTube Link 2026-01-25T23:00Z 136K followers, 55.9K engagements
"All Muslims are the same #standupcomedy #standup #comedy #funny #america #canada #islam #jokes Subscribe to my channel for more jokes"
YouTube Link 2026-01-20T17:00Z 136K followers, 563K engagements
"All Arizonans are illegal immigrants #standupcomedy #standup #funny #arizona #usa #politics"
YouTube Link 2025-07-16T18:28Z 135K followers, 60.4K engagements
"I Love Kentucky Subscribe to my channel for more jokes"
YouTube Link 2026-01-16T17:01Z 136K followers, 17.3K engagements
"NASHVILLE I have [--] shows at Zanies this weekend. [--] are sold out and the others will be too #shorts"
YouTube Link 2026-02-04T20:27Z 136K followers, 80.7K engagements
"I Love Kentucky #standupcomedy #standup #comedy #funny #jokes #kentucky #horse subscribe to my channel for more jokres"
YouTube Link 2026-01-02T17:30Z 136K followers, 62.5K engagements
"The propaganda is getting so stupid #usa #standupcomedy #standup #venezuela #jokes #funny #lol #wtf Subscribe to my channel for more jokes"
YouTube Link 2026-01-25T17:01Z 136K followers, 127.8K engagements
"Praying for Patricks students #standupcomedy #shorts #teacher #history #jokes"
YouTube Link 2026-01-29T16:47Z 136K followers, 91.4K engagements
"Guns are for nerds #standupcomedy #standup #jokes #funny #comedy #2nd #usa #politics #lol #texas Subscribe to my channel for more jokes"
YouTube Link 2026-01-23T17:01Z 136K followers, 209.8K engagements
"A guy who cant read #standupcomedy #comedy #standup #funny #reading #dyslexia #lol #usa Subscribe to my channel for more jokes"
YouTube Link 2026-01-19T17:01Z 136K followers, 85.2K engagements
"The patriarchy lives #standupcomedy #standup #comedy #funny #marriage #dating #feminism Subscribe to my channel for more jokes folks"
YouTube Link 2025-12-18T17:01Z 136K followers, 82.5K engagements
"Adults converts to Catholicism Subscribe to my channel for more jokes"
YouTube Link 2026-01-13T17:00Z 136K followers, 52.1K engagements
"A Joke About Child Corn #standupcomedy #standup #funny #jokes #wtf #politics #florida #usa Subscribe to my channel for more jokes"
YouTube Link 2026-01-26T17:00Z 136K followers, 14.7K engagements
"Islam vs Christianity #standupcomedy #standup #comedy #religion #christian #islam #funny #smart #nba Subscribe to my channel for more jokes"
YouTube Link 2025-12-29T17:00Z 136K followers, 794.1K engagements
"New York Racism is Different #standupcomedy #funny #standup #comedy #nyc #newyork Please subscribe for more jokes"
YouTube Link 2025-11-04T17:00Z 136K followers, 1M engagements
"A Hindu and A Jew Walk Into A Comedy Club Another legendary compilation from my [--] sold out shows in Boston - one of the best comedy cities. Always a good time with some of the smartest and dumbest people on planet earth. PLEASE COME SEE ME ON MY NEVERENDING TOUR in [----] - https://punchup.live/geoffreyasmus/ JOIN MY MAILING LIST AND ILL TELL YOU WHEN I PERFORM NEAR YOU - https://punchup.live/geoffreyasmus/ * Nashville 2/6-2/7 * Fort Wayne IN 2/13-2/14 * Cleveland 2/19-2/21 * NYC 2/23 * Charleston 2/26 * Wilmington NC 2/27-2/28 * Ann Arbor 3/5 * Detroit 3/6-3/7 * Atlanta 3/8 * Fairbanks"
YouTube Link 2026-02-09T22:25Z 136K followers, 33.8K engagements
"The Other Halftime Show for Losers #standupcomedy #funny #superbowl #jokes #football #usa #politics Subscribe to my channel for more jokes"
YouTube Link 2026-02-08T16:30Z 136K followers, 273.9K engagements
"Dating autistic woman #standupcomedy #standup #comedy #funny #dating #autism #lol Subscribe to my channel for more jokes folks"
YouTube Link 2025-12-20T16:45Z 136K followers, 98.3K engagements
"Destination Weddings Are Awful #standupcomedy #standup #comedy #funny #jokes #wedding #florida Subscribe to my channel for more jokes"
YouTube Link 2026-01-05T17:30Z 136K followers, 86.5K engagements
"Doing math in Kentucky #standupcomedy #standup #comedy #jokes #kentucky #maths #math #funny Subscribe to my channelf or more jokes"
YouTube Link 2025-12-26T19:00Z 136K followers, 173K engagements
"I Love Portland Oregon Highlights from [--] incredible sold out shows in Portland one of the best cities in America. Smart crowds beautiful rivers great food and yea some homeless people. But homeless people arent evil and arent gonna hurt you. Stop being a weird coward. The enemies are in the gated communities not the gutters. Oh whoops sorry that wasn't funny. Thankfully this entire video is incredible comedy. Enjoy. PLEASE COME SEE ME ON MY NEVERENDING TOUR in [----] - https://punchup.live/geoffreyasmus/ JOIN MY MAILING LIST AND ILL TELL YOU WHEN I PERFORM NEAR YOU -"
YouTube Link 2026-01-11T23:00Z 136K followers, 76.1K engagements
"Best Crowd Work of [----] Pt [--] Wow so many great moments from last year. Wow Im so good at stand up comedy. Also my shows are maybe 15% crowd work. So please dont think this is all I do. Please. Im not a darn hack. PLEASE COME SEE ME ON MY NEVERENDING TOUR in [----] - https://punchup.live/geoffreyasmus/ JOIN MY MAILING LIST AND ILL TELL YOU WHEN I PERFORM NEAR YOU - https://punchup.live/geoffreyasmus/ * NYC 1/18 (sold out) * Vancouver 1/29 * Salt Lake City 1/30-1/31 * Las Vegas 2/1 * Nashville 2/6-2/7 * Fort Wayne IN 2/13-2/14 * Louisville KY 2/15 * Cleveland 2/20-2/22 * Charleston 2/26 *"
YouTube Link 2026-01-08T23:00Z 136K followers, 41.9K engagements
"I Learned Alot From A S*x Therapist Wow Some amazing humor and stand up comedy from my recent shows in Jacksonville one of the worst major cities in America. The crowds were great but good Lord do I feel bad for the people of Duval County. What a sad place to rest your bones. Just some great humor while stand up comedy is still legal. PLEASE COME SEE ME ON MY NEVERENDING TOUR in [----] - https://punchup.live/geoffreyasmus/ JOIN MY MAILING LIST AND ILL TELL YOU WHEN I PERFORM NEAR YOU - https://punchup.live/geoffreyasmus/ * Eau Claire 1/3 * NYC 1/18 * Vancouver 1/29 * Salt Lake City 1/30-1/31 *"
YouTube Link 2025-12-18T23:00Z 136K followers, 43.9K engagements
"I Drank Too Much Onstage - A Full Stand-Up Comedy Special This is an entire unedited show from the Columbus (Ohio) Funny Bone in early February [----]. It is a wild ride. If you like good comedy and care about the craft you will enjoy it. It takes a little time to coalesce but I promise its all worth it. If you are a fan you probably heard some jokes before but also they are different each time. I promise you'll enjoy it. PLEASE COME SEE ME ON MY NEVERENDING TOUR in [----] - https://punchup.live/geoffreyasmus/ JOIN MY MAILING LIST AND ILL TELL YOU WHEN I PERFORM NEAR YOU -"
YouTube Link 2025-07-24T23:00Z 136K followers, 184.8K engagements
"Best Crowd Work Comedy of [----] Pt. [--] Wow here are some of the best crowd work moments from my neverending stand-up comedy tour. And the best part is that my shows are only 10-15% crowd work. The jokes Im not posting are even better folks 😎 PLEASE COME SEE MY NEW HOUR ON MY NEVERENDING TOUR in [----] - https://punchup.live/geoffreyasmus/ JOIN MY MAILING LIST AND ILL TELL YOU WHEN I PERFORM NEAR YOU - https://punchup.live/geoffreyasmus/ * NYC 1/18 * Vancouver 1/29 * Salt Lake City 1/30-1/31 * Las Vegas 2/1 * Nashville 2/6-2/7 * Fort Wayne IN 2/13-2/14 * Louisville KY 2/15 * Cleveland 2/20-2/22 *"
YouTube Link 2026-01-04T23:00Z 136K followers, 31.6K engagements
"World War I Was Amazing #standupcomedy #standup #history #war #funny #comedy #france Subscribe to my channel for more jokes"
YouTube Link 2025-12-28T23:00Z 136K followers, 364.9K engagements
"Terrible dog names #standupcomedy #standup #comedy #funny #jokes #dog #politics Subscribe to my channel for more jokes"
YouTube Link 2026-01-07T17:30Z 136K followers, 142.3K engagements
"I Wrote A Joke About Every City I wrote a joke for every city I toured in this past year - well pretty much every city not much you can say about Albany or Long Island sadly. This is one of my favorite parts of touring. Researching the cities on Wikipedia for [--] minutes in a dark hotel room and then trying to make something funny right before showtime. What a thrill. Enjoy. Grab tix to my neverending tour - https://punchup.live/geoffreyasmus/ JOIN MY MAILING LIST AND ILL TELL YOU WHEN I PERFORM NEAR YOU - https://punchup.live/geoffreyasmus/ * Minneapolis 1/2 (sold out) * Eau Claire 1/3 (sold"
YouTube Link 2025-12-31T20:27Z 136K followers, 55.8K engagements
"ICE needs our help #standupcomedy #standup #comedy #funny #ice #politics #immigration #usa Subscribe to my channel for more jokes folks"
YouTube Link 2025-12-22T17:01Z 136K followers, 84.1K engagements
"Wells Fargo is the GOAT #standup #comedy #standupcomedy #usa #funny #capitalism"
YouTube Link 2025-10-14T16:01Z 136K followers, 2.1M engagements
"Toyotathon used to mean something #standupcomedy #comedy #funny #christmas #politics #lol"
YouTube Link 2025-12-23T17:01Z 136K followers, 226.7K engagements
"Everyone is gay #standupcomedy #standup #comedy #funny #prank #lgbt #lol Subscribe to my channel for more jokes"
YouTube Link 2026-01-03T17:15Z 136K followers, 31.5K engagements
"Strange Republicans #standupcomedy #standup #comedy #politics #usa #wtf #funny Subscribe to my channel for more jokes folks"
YouTube Link 2025-12-19T17:01Z 136K followers, 107.1K engagements
"Rich kid cant read #standupcomedy #standup #comedy #funny #jokes #reading #usa Subscribe to my channel for more jokes"
YouTube Link 2026-01-08T17:30Z 136K followers, 160.8K engagements
"I Met My Doppelganger in Indiana - Stand Up Comedy - Geoffrey Asmus Highlights from two shows in Indianapolis one of the dullest major cities in America. I did my best though. COME SEE ME ON MY NEVERENDING TOUR - https://punchup.live/geoffreyasmus/ Fort Collins 9/5 - 9/7 Fargo 9/13 - 9/14 Sioux Falls 9/15 Edmonton 9/19 - 9/21 Calgary 9/22 Pittsburgh 9/25 - 9/26 Morgantown 9/27 Memphis 10/3 Bentonville AR 10/4 Minneapolis 10/11 Eau Claire WI 10/13 Madison WI 10/17 - 10/19 NYC 10/22 Salt Lake City 10/25 -10/26 Spokane 10/27 Detroit 11/1 - 11/2 St. Louis 11/3 Erie PA 11/7 Cleveland 11/8 - 11/10"
YouTube Link 2024-08-29T21:30Z 136K followers, 104.5K engagements
"The worst religion Subscribe to my channel for more jokes"
YouTube Link 2026-01-12T17:01Z 136K followers, 211.5K engagements
"Please no more AI please #standupcomedy #comedy #funny #standup #ai #aiart #wtf #lol Subscribe for more jokes folks"
YouTube Link 2025-12-21T17:01Z 136K followers, 175.5K engagements
"The perfect prank #standup #funny #comedy #lgbt #dating #pranks"
YouTube Link 2025-10-07T17:00Z 98.7K followers, [----] engagements
"Comment if I was wrong #standupcomedy #comedy #funny #history #usa"
YouTube Link 2025-07-06T19:51Z 83.7K followers, 13.2K engagements
"Philadelphia Loves Bill Cosby Here is a collage of masterful crowd work and riffing from my shows in Philadelphia. I love stand up comedy but I love posting content incessantly even more What better way to enjoy art than endlessly posting Its awesome COME SEE ME ON MY NEVERENDING TOUR in [----] - https://punchup.live/geoffreyasmus/ JOIN MY MAILING LIST AND ILL TELL YOU WHEN I PERFORM NEAR YOU - http://eepurl.com/h_HMIX Gainesville FL 1/23 Tampa 1/24 - 1/25 Orlando 1/26 Rochester NY 1/31 - 2/1 Buffalo 2/2 Columbus OH 2/7 Cincinnati OH 2/8 DC 2/13 - 2/15 Virginia Beach 2/19 Raleigh 2/20-2/22"
YouTube Link 2025-01-16T22:30Z 72.5K followers, 20.9K engagements
"Father Didn't Know Son Was A Virgin - Stand Up Comedy - Geoffrey Asmus I love when families come to a comedy show and sit up front. It makes my job so much easier. COME SEE ME ON MY NEVERENDING TOUR in [----] - https://punchup.live/geoffreyasmus/ Omaha 12/20 - 12/21 Minneapolis 12/29 - 12/31 (sold out) Irvine CA 1/3 Los Angeles 1/4 Jacksonville 1/10 - 1/11 NYC 1/19 Gainesville FL 1/23 Tampa 1/24 - 1/25 Orlando 1/26 Rochester NY 1/31 - 2/1 Buffalo 2/2 Columbus OH 2/7 Cincinnati OH 2/8 DC 2/13 - 2/15 Virginia Beach 2/19 Raleigh 2/20-2/22 Richmond 2/23 New Brunswick New Jersey 3/2 Chicago 3/6"
YouTube Link 2024-12-19T22:03Z 69.2K followers, 16.7K engagements
"Los Angeles is Full of Losers More stand up comedy from my recent show at Masonic Lodge in West Hollywood. The show was next to a graveyard of celebrities where I will one day be buried after the Illuminati take me out. PLEASE COME SEE ME ON MY NEVERENDING TOUR in [----] - https://punchup.live/geoffreyasmus/ JOIN MY MAILING LIST AND ILL TELL YOU WHEN I PERFORM NEAR YOU - http://eepurl.com/h_HMIX Wilmington DE 2/28 New Brunswick New Jersey 3/2 Chicago 3/4-3/6 Milwaukee 3/7-3/9 Appleton WI 3/14-3/15 NYC 3/19 Grand Rapids MI 3/21-3/22 Ann Arbor MI 3/23 NYC 3/25 San Francisco 3/28-3/29 Sacramento"
YouTube Link 2025-02-27T23:00Z 75.6K followers, 25.4K engagements
"Body positivity is nonsense #comedy #funny #funnyshorts #standupcomedy #comedyshorts #comedian #lol"
YouTube Link 2023-10-25T21:01Z 42.3K followers, [---] engagements
"Looking forward to Thanksgiving #funny #lol #standupcomedy #comedyshorts #funnyshorts #comedian"
YouTube Link 2023-10-19T21:32Z 44K followers, [----] engagements
"I made child ab*se funny #standupcomedy #standup #lol #family #wtf #joke"
YouTube Link 2024-03-07T19:40Z [--] followers, [----] engagements
"Montanas Dark Secret #funny #standupcomedy #comedy #montana #sushi #food #lol"
YouTube Link 2024-06-10T13:46Z 54.3K followers, [---] engagements
"Lady Plans To Murder Her Cousin I did one show in Wilmington Delaware. I had never been to Delaware before so I had to check it off the ole bucket list. And the show unfortunately ripped. I love Delaware. PLEASE COME SEE ME ON MY NEVERENDING TOUR in [----] - https://punchup.live/geoffreyasmus/ JOIN MY MAILING LIST AND ILL TELL YOU WHEN I PERFORM NEAR YOU - http://eepurl.com/h_HMIX San Antonio 4/30 Austin TX 5/1-5/3 Dallas 5/4 Virginia Beach 5/8 NYC 5/18 Providence 5/24 Boston 6/11-6/12 Portsmouth NH 6/13 Albany 7/20 Long Island 7/24 London UK 8/4 Point Pleasant NJ 8/24 Buy tix -"
YouTube Link 2025-05-01T22:00Z 77.6K followers, 20.3K engagements
"Please get angry in the comments #standup #comedy #funny #funnyshorts #comedyshorts #lol #comedian"
YouTube Link 2023-10-04T21:17Z 47.1K followers, [----] engagements
"The Military Is Full Of Betas Please take the title seriously and comment how angry you are. A small little slice of stand up comedy from a recent set at The Stand in New York City. What fun PLEASE COME SEE ME ON MY NEVERENDING TOUR in [----] - https://punchup.live/geoffreyasmus/ JOIN MY MAILING LIST AND ILL TELL YOU WHEN I PERFORM NEAR YOU - http://eepurl.com/h_HMIX Boise ID 4/3 Phoenix 4/4-4/5 Denver 4/6 San Antonio 4/30 Austin TX 5/1-5/3 Dallas 5/4 Virginia Beach 5/8 NYC 5/18 Boston 6/11-6/12 Portsmouth NH 6/13 Buy tix - https://punchup.live/geoffreyasmus/"
YouTube Link 2025-04-01T22:30Z 76.8K followers, 18.5K engagements
"Old Woman Challenges Me To Pickleball Match - Stand Up Comedy - Geoffrey Asmus A long series of incredible comedic vignettes from my recent [--] show run in Pittsburgh. You all should be grateful for all the content I bestow upon you. COME SEE ME ON MY NEVERENDING TOUR - https://punchup.live/geoffreyasmus/ Atlanta 11/14 - 11/16 Philly 11/21 - 11/23 Louisville 12/5 Bloomington IN 12/6 - 12/7 San Diego 12/13 - 12/15 NYC 12/18 Omaha 12/20 - 12/21 Minneapolis 12/29-12/31 Irvine CA 1/3 Los Angeles 1/4 Jacksonville 1/10 - 1/11 Gainesville FL 1/23 Tampa 1/24 - 1/25 Orlando 1/26 Rochester NY 1/31 - 2/1"
YouTube Link 2024-11-16T22:30Z 66K followers, 19.4K engagements
"Body Positivity Makes No Sense Everyone is ugly. Subscribe for more jokes"
YouTube Link 2025-09-17T17:00Z 93.2K followers, 12.4K engagements
"College protests joke #standupcomedy #joke #funny #politics #usa #history"
YouTube Link 2024-05-08T12:18Z 64.6K followers, 17.7K engagements
"2024 Was a Very Very Bad Year A massive compilation from the two man show I did in Minneapolis with my hilarious friend Tommy Brennan. We talk about how [----] went for us and ask the crowd about their hopes for [----]. One of my favorite compilations yet. PLEASE COME SEE ME ON MY NEVERENDING TOUR in [----] - https://punchup.live/geoffreyasmus/ JOIN MY MAILING LIST AND ILL TELL YOU WHEN I PERFORM NEAR YOU - http://eepurl.com/h_HMIX Columbus OH 2/7 Cincinnati OH 2/8 DC 2/13 - 2/15 Virginia Beach 2/19 Raleigh 2/20-2/22 Richmond 2/23 NYC 2/26 Wilmington DE 2/28 New Brunswick New Jersey 3/2 Chicago 3/6"
YouTube Link 2025-02-04T23:00Z 74.3K followers, 25.1K engagements
"Elderly Polyamorous Throuple More great stand up comedy from my recent shows in Grand Rapids and Ann Arbor. Ann Arbor was one of the best shows on the tour and is the best college town in America besides Madison Wisconsin. PLEASE COME SEE ME ON MY NEVERENDING TOUR in [----] - https://punchup.live/geoffreyasmus/ JOIN MY MAILING LIST AND ILL TELL YOU WHEN I PERFORM NEAR YOU - http://eepurl.com/h_HMIX NYC 5/18 Providence 5/24 Boston 6/11-6/12 Portsmouth NH 6/13 Albany 7/20 Long Island 7/24 London UK 8/4 Point Pleasant NJ 8/24 Buy tix - https://punchup.live/geoffreyasmus/"
YouTube Link 2025-05-15T22:00Z 78.1K followers, 21.3K engagements
"Drinking in the Midwest #standupcomedy #comedy #funny #midwest #wisconsin #minnesota #indiana #ohio"
YouTube Link 2025-01-07T03:36Z 72.7K followers, [----] engagements
"Italians are the last whites with pride #standupcomedy #italy #italian #funny #joke #history"
YouTube Link 2024-08-06T15:31Z 64K followers, 19.5K engagements
"Comedian Uncovers Small Town's Dark Secret - Stand-up Comedy/Crowd Work - Geoffrey Asmus In this video I make a shocking discovery in the beautiful little mountain town of Bozeman Montana. Many comedians would never tour in such a worthless dilapidated village but I did two sold-out shows there and had the time of my life. This is one of my favorite comedy moments in my stand-up comedy career. Funny wild and bizarre and just an incredible callback at the end by me. Just great great stand-up comedy folks. If I type stand-up comedy and funny more it will help my career in the algorithm's"
YouTube Link 2023-11-16T23:30Z 64.5K followers, 23.5K engagements
"All Immigrants Must Be Deported A beautiful funny video from my recent [--] sold out shows in cosmopolitan Morris Plains New Jersey. Just more proof that I'm the greatest [--] year old stand up comedian to ever hail from a Minneapolis suburb. PLEASE COME SEE ME ON MY NEVERENDING TOUR in [----] - https://punchup.live/geoffreyasmus/ JOIN MY MAILING LIST AND ILL TELL YOU WHEN I PERFORM NEAR YOU - https://punchup.live/geoffreyasmus/ * Fargo ND 9/26-9/27 * Houston 10/3-10/4 * NYC 10/8 * Jacksonville FL 10/17-10/18 * NYC 10/23 * Indianapolis 10/26 * Lexington KY 10/31-11/1 * Portland OR 11/6-11/8 *"
YouTube Link 2025-09-21T22:00Z 94.1K followers, 35.2K engagements
"ICE Deports Audience Member An astonishing array of stand up comedy from my recent [--] show run at the Den Theater in Chicago - by far the best major city in America. Don't let the propaganda scare you. Be smarter. PLEASE COME SEE ME ON MY NEVERENDING TOUR in [----] - https://punchup.live/geoffreyasmus/ JOIN MY MAILING LIST AND ILL TELL YOU WHEN I PERFORM NEAR YOU - http://eepurl.com/h_HMIX San Antonio 4/30 Austin TX 5/1-5/3 Dallas 5/4 Virginia Beach 5/8 NYC 5/18 Providence 5/24 Boston 6/11-6/12 Portsmouth NH 6/13 Albany 7/20 Long Island 7/24 London UK 8/4 Buy tix -"
YouTube Link 2025-04-19T22:30Z 77.3K followers, 27K engagements
"The Best Crowd Work Ever Part [--] - Stand Up Comedy - Geoffrey Asmus Here are some incredible crowd work moments from the last year. All of these clips are incontrovertible proof I am the king of crowd work and there is no God but me (and Allah). If you like this type of funny stand-up comedy come see me on tour I'm touring non-stop this spring - Buy tix - https://linktr.ee/Geoffreyatm11 I have upcoming shows in Wisconsin Vermont Lexington Charlotte Des Moines Nashville Boston St. Louis Houston and so many more - https://www.whitecomedian.com/schedule And also European shows in Paris Amsterdam"
YouTube Link 2024-02-04T22:39Z 100K followers, 40.5K engagements
"Germany ❤❤❤ Israel #standupcomedy #funny #history #israel #palestine #joke"
YouTube Link 2024-05-30T15:44Z 64.6K followers, 19.5K engagements
"New York Is A Trash City A short set I found from a year ago at the Comedy Cellar. Don't think I've posted a few of these before. Enjoy it. Or don't. Not my call If you enjoyed this though COME SEE ME ON MY NEVERENDING TOUR in [----] - https://punchup.live/geoffreyasmus/ JOIN MY MAILING LIST AND ILL TELL YOU WHEN I PERFORM NEAR YOU - http://eepurl.com/h_HMIX Jacksonville 1/10 - 1/11 NYC 1/19 Gainesville FL 1/23 Tampa 1/24 - 1/25 Orlando 1/26 Rochester NY 1/31 - 2/1 Buffalo 2/2 Columbus OH 2/7 Cincinnati OH 2/8 DC 2/13 - 2/15 Virginia Beach 2/19 Raleigh 2/20-2/22 Richmond 2/23 NYC 2/26"
YouTube Link 2025-01-12T21:00Z 72.6K followers, 45.1K engagements
"The Boys Get Nostalgic - You're An Idiot Podcast #91 w/Ben Katzner This week the boys welcome old friend and Minnesota comrade Ben Katzner. Something about Ben really riles up the boys and leads to one of our most contentious episodes yet. The boys are fightingggg this week - who wins Who is the better man Please let us know in the comments. Will the n-word streak continue Only one way to find out. Through all the fighting the boys remain the only funny podcast. JOIN THE PATREON for a weekly bonus episode and early access to regular episodes: https://www.patreon.com/youreanidiot We passed our"
YouTube Link 2023-09-11T17:00Z 64.6K followers, [----] engagements
"The Boys Get Pretentious w/Nate Fisher - You're An Idiot Podcast Episode #94 This weekend the boys chat with Nate Fisher Alex's good college buddy from sketch comedy during his halcyon days at Boston College. The boys reminisce on what a nightmare Alex was in college. Nate becomes the first guest to know more about history than Geoffrey. And that is something that will never happen again. Through it all we remain the only funny podcast. JOIN THE PATREON for a weekly bonus episode and early access to regular episodes and so we can feed our families: https://www.patreon.com/youreanidiot When we"
YouTube Link 2023-10-02T16:00Z 64.2K followers, [----] engagements
"Christian Comedian Roasts Muslim Man A wonderful exchange with a man named Yusuf that really shows off my deep knowledge of this beautiful world. Wow. Must watch Such good comedy PLEASE COME SEE ME ON MY NEVERENDING TOUR in [----] - https://punchup.live/geoffreyasmus/ JOIN MY MAILING LIST AND ILL TELL YOU WHEN I PERFORM NEAR YOU - https://punchup.live/geoffreyasmus/ * Point Pleasant NJ 8/24 * Los Angeles 8/28 * Columbus OH 9/6 * Binghamton NY 9/13 * Fargo ND 9/26-9/27 * Houston 10/3-10/4 * Jacksonville FL 10/17-10/18 * Indianapolis 10/26 * Lexington KY 10/31-11/1 * Portland OR 11/6-11/8 *"
YouTube Link 2025-08-17T22:00Z 92.5K followers, 69.1K engagements
"too soon #shorts #standup #standupcomedy #comedian #joke #jokes #dark #usa #funny #funnyvideos"
YouTube Link 2022-07-11T17:46Z 78.2K followers, 26.5K engagements
"Comedian Loves the Midwest - Geoffrey Asmus - Stand Up Comedy Another immaculate and hilarious collection of funny stand up comedy gems from my [--] shows at Comedy on State in Madison. I have a lengthy exchange with a lovely bearded man named Aaron. I debut a few new incredible Midwest jokes and I meet a man trapped in a job at a Children's hospital. Some tremendously funny gems in here folks. Come see me on tour - https://linktr.ee/Geoffreyatm11 All hail the king of crowd work. Even though I don't even like doing crowd work and its ruining comedy. I do what the people want. Please leave a"
YouTube Link 2023-10-03T22:30Z 93.6K followers, 54.1K engagements
"The Dutch Are The Worst Just a little bit of fun stand-up comedy from my recent shows in Minneapolis at Sisyphus Brewery. Minneapolis is one of the best cities in America and anyone trying to tell you it is 'third world liberal cesspool' is lying to you. Be smarter folks. PLEASE COME SEE ME ON MY NEVERENDING TOUR in [----] - https://punchup.live/geoffreyasmus/ JOIN MY MAILING LIST AND ILL TELL YOU WHEN I PERFORM NEAR YOU - https://punchup.live/geoffreyasmus/ * Fargo ND 9/26-9/27 * Houston 10/3-10/4 * NYC 10/8 * Hartford CT 10/9 * Jacksonville FL 10/17-10/18 * NYC 10/23 * Indianapolis 10/26 *"
YouTube Link 2025-09-11T21:53Z 93.8K followers, 45K engagements
"Comedian Brings Family Back Together #funny #standup #comedy #family #wtf"
YouTube Link 2024-03-04T19:15Z 64.2K followers, 15.7K engagements
"Comedian Tells A Joke About Every City I write a joke for pretty much every city I perform in. Here are my favorites from the spring tour. This video won't go viral but it should. I love stand up comedy and the algorithm. PLEASE COME SEE ME ON MY NEVERENDING TOUR in [----] - https://punchup.live/geoffreyasmus/ JOIN MY MAILING LIST AND ILL TELL YOU WHEN I PERFORM NEAR YOU - http://eepurl.com/h_HMIX Boston 6/11-6/12 Portsmouth NH 6/13 Morris Plains NJ 7/18 Albany 7/20 NYC 7/23 Long Island 7/24 London UK 8/4 Point Pleasant NJ 8/24 Buy tix - https://punchup.live/geoffreyasmus/"
YouTube Link 2025-05-25T23:00Z 78.4K followers, 20.5K engagements
"I Love RFK Jr. Some razor sharp wit from my [--] show stint at the DC Comedy Loft. Our nation's capital is a great city with incredible comedy audiences. PLEASE COME SEE ME ON MY NEVERENDING TOUR in [----] - https://punchup.live/geoffreyasmus/ JOIN MY MAILING LIST AND ILL TELL YOU WHEN I PERFORM NEAR YOU - http://eepurl.com/h_HMIX San Antonio 4/30 Austin TX 5/1-5/3 Dallas 5/4 Virginia Beach 5/8 NYC 5/18 Providence 5/24 Boston 6/11-6/12 Portsmouth NH 6/13 Albany 7/20 Long Island 7/24 London UK 8/4 Buy tix - https://punchup.live/geoffreyasmus/"
YouTube Link 2025-04-13T22:00Z 77.2K followers, 34.3K engagements
"Australians Are So Annoying A magical moment I shared with a few lovely Australians at my monthly show in Manhattan. That is all. Just some more great stand-up comedy. I love endlessly creating content. It feels great PLEASE COME SEE ME ON MY NEVERENDING TOUR in [----] - https://punchup.live/geoffreyasmus/ JOIN MY MAILING LIST AND ILL TELL YOU WHEN I PERFORM NEAR YOU - https://punchup.live/geoffreyasmus/ * NYC 10/8 (sold out) * Jacksonville FL 10/17-10/18 * NYC 10/23 * Indianapolis 10/26 * Lexington KY 10/31-11/1 * Portland OR 11/6-11/8 * Vancouver BC 11/9 * Charlotte NC 11/13-11/15 * Asheville"
YouTube Link 2025-10-05T22:00Z 101K followers, 43.3K engagements
"crowd work for smart people #funny #comedy #standup #europe #spain #lol #funnyshorts #comedyshorts"
YouTube Link 2023-09-28T21:00Z 64.2K followers, 14.2K engagements
"The Boys Argue Over Zoom Again - You're An Idiot Podcast #93 Yet again the boys are forced to pod via the worst communication medium ever conceived the dreaded Zoom. But since they are the greatest podcasters to ever walk the earth they turn in an incredible and entertaining performance. They even spend the money for Zoom Premium so the episodes doesn't end abruptly at [--] minutes this time. Alex is yet again aghast at how Geoffrey chooses to live his life and Geoffrey frankly rarely thinks about Alex at all. Back in the studio next week when Geoffrey finally has a break from touring and Alex"
YouTube Link 2023-09-18T19:00Z 64.8K followers, [----] engagements
"White Woman Goes Crazy at Comedy Show A lady stood up during the show and attempted to disrupt my stand up comedy. But thankfully I have been blessed with endless talent and was able to make it all very funny. This might be the best compilation yet. From [--] sold out shows in Milwaukee at the lovely little Laughing Tap. Go support comedy in small venues folks. Its such a better experience. Theater and arena comedy is absurdly overpriced and I guarantee it will be a mid experience at best. PLEASE COME SEE ME ON MY NEVERENDING TOUR in [----] - https://punchup.live/geoffreyasmus/ JOIN MY MAILING"
YouTube Link 2025-05-08T21:49Z 77.9K followers, 29K engagements
"Comedians Vs Musicians - Geoffrey Asmus - Stand Up Comedy In the last year I have done crowd work with [--] lead singers in metal bands. Here is a compilation of these bizarre occurrences. Can't wait for more. If you liked this please buy tickets to my neverending tour - https://www.whitecomedian.com/schedule I have upcoming shows in Wichita Tulsa Missoula NYC Atlanta Spokane Salt Lake City Fort Collins Indianapolis Sioux Falls Pittsburgh Morgantown NW Arkansas Madison WI Louisville San Diego Bloomington Indiana Fargo Edmonton Detroit St. Louis Tulsa Memphis Omaha and so many more. Sign up for"
YouTube Link 2024-07-24T21:17Z 64.2K followers, 14.8K engagements
"Comedian vs. UFC Fighters - Stand up Comedy - Geoffrey Asmus w/Matt Rife Another epic selection of hilarious funny stand up comedy crowd work moments from my [--] shows stint at Wiseguys Comedy Club in Las Vegas. I thought Las Vegas crowds would be a bunch of fat broing stupid tourists from Kansas but they were actually some of the hipper and smarter crowds of the tour. Life is full of surprises. At these shows I met two murderous UFC fighters a repentant ex-Mormon and a saucy lady from Croatia. What a trip. I am also adding Matt Rife to all of my YouTube titles from now on. He doesn't deserve"
YouTube Link 2023-12-07T23:59Z 44.8K followers, 16.9K engagements
"Mormons Arent Christian - Stand Up Comedy - Geoffrey Asmus A hot lil set from my two shows in Salt Lake City. Christianity is the one true faith. COME SEE ME ON MY NEVERENDING TOUR in [----] - https://punchup.live/geoffreyasmus/ Irvine CA 1/3 Los Angeles 1/4 Jacksonville 1/10 - 1/11 NYC 1/19 Gainesville FL 1/23 Tampa 1/24 - 1/25 Orlando 1/26 Rochester NY 1/31 - 2/1 Buffalo 2/2 Columbus OH 2/7 Cincinnati OH 2/8 DC 2/13 - 2/15 Virginia Beach 2/19 Raleigh 2/20-2/22 Richmond 2/23 New Brunswick New Jersey 3/2 Chicago 3/6 Milwaukee 3/7-3/9 San Antonio 3/12 Austin 3/13-3/15 Phoenix 4/4-4/5 Buy tix -"
YouTube Link 2024-12-28T22:18Z 69.7K followers, 23K engagements
"Which City Has the Dumbest People #shorts Tag your favorite city full of idiots in the comments. #standup #standupcomedy #jokes #smalltown #fyp #jokes #newjersey #beloit #kansas #funnyvideos"
YouTube Link 2022-08-22T13:16Z 63.5K followers, 90K engagements
"Conspiracy Theories Have Gone Too Far Hey kids. Another stellar collection of hilarious stand up comedy from my monthly show in NYC where I workshop new jokes and do some crowd work. It sells out every month. Please come and buy tickets below. PLEASE COME SEE ME ON MY NEVERENDING TOUR in [----] - https://punchup.live/geoffreyasmus/ JOIN MY MAILING LIST AND ILL TELL YOU WHEN I PERFORM NEAR YOU - http://eepurl.com/h_HMIX New Brunswick New Jersey 3/2 Chicago 3/4-3/6 Milwaukee 3/7-3/9 Appleton WI 3/14-3/15 NYC 3/19 Grand Rapids MI 3/21-3/22 Ann Arbor MI 3/23 NYC 3/25 San Francisco 3/28-3/29"
YouTube Link 2025-03-01T22:30Z 76.9K followers, 32.4K engagements
"An Israel/Palestine Joke - Geoffrey Asmus - Stand Up Comedy w/Matt Rife Wow another stellar compilation of moments from my recent sold out show at Cobbs in San Francisco. I tell a daring joke about Israel and Palestine and make an incredibly witty remark about Warren Buffett. What a treat If you like this type of funny stand-up comedy come see me on tour I'm touring non-stop this fall and winter - Buy tix - https://linktr.ee/Geoffreyatm11 I have upcoming shows in Albany Connecticut Wisconsin Tulsa OKC Minneapolis Raleigh Los Angeles Vancouver Long Island Nashville Boston St. Louis Houston and"
YouTube Link 2023-12-28T22:32Z 47.1K followers, 16.8K engagements
"Working in A.I. Is Evil - Stand Up Comedy - Geoffrey Asmus A comedian made Brooklyn fun. Its almost like everyone who complains about Brooklyn being too sensitive is a talentless loser. Hahah just playing around folks. If you liked this please buy tickets to my neverending tour - https://www.whitecomedian.com/schedule I have upcoming shows in Wichita Tulsa Missoula NYC Atlanta Spokane Fort Collins NYC Indianapolis Sioux Falls Pittsburgh Morgantown Arkansas Fargo Edmonton Detroit St. Louis South Jersey Tulsa Memphis Omaha and so many more. Sign up for my mailing list to find out when I perform"
YouTube Link 2024-07-18T22:00Z 57.9K followers, 17.2K engagements
"How I Fixed My Mental Health Please go to a sensory deprivation tank. They will change your life. Also please comment and enjoy another snippet of amazing stand-up comedy. PLEASE COME SEE ME ON MY NEVERENDING TOUR in [----] - https://punchup.live/geoffreyasmus/ JOIN MY MAILING LIST AND ILL TELL YOU WHEN I PERFORM NEAR YOU - https://punchup.live/geoffreyasmus/ * London UK 8/4 * Edinburgh Scotland 8/6 * Colorado Springs 8/15 * NYC 8/20 * Poughkeepsie NY 8/21 * Point Pleasant NJ 8/24 * Los Angeles 8/28 * Columbus OH 9/6 * Binghamton NY 9/13 * Fargo ND 9/26-9/27 * Houston 10/3-10/4 * Jacksonville"
YouTube Link 2025-08-10T22:00Z 90.5K followers, 24.4K engagements
"A Hindu and a Jew walk into a bar A beautiful video from my monthly stand up comedy show in Chinatown NYC. It always sells out. Please come. PLEASE COME SEE ME ON MY NEVERENDING TOUR in [----] - https://punchup.live/geoffreyasmus/ JOIN MY MAILING LIST AND ILL TELL YOU WHEN I PERFORM NEAR YOU - https://punchup.live/geoffreyasmus/ * Columbus OH 9/6 * Binghamton NY 9/13 * NYC 9/17 * Fargo ND 9/26-9/27 * Houston 10/3-10/4 * Jacksonville FL 10/17-10/18 * Indianapolis 10/26 * Lexington KY 10/31-11/1 * Portland OR 11/6-11/8 * Vancouver BC 11/9 * Charlotte NC 11/13-11/15 * Asheville NC 11/16 * Montreal"
YouTube Link 2025-09-14T22:00Z 93.4K followers, 22K engagements
"Seattle Is Trashhhh - Stand Up Comedy - Geoffrey Asmus I did [--] shows in Seattle. One of the best cities in America. Anyone who says otherwise has been blinded by propaganda. Truly a beautiful place. Also with some of the smartest and best crowds. Again any comedian who says "Seattle can't take jokes" is a bad comedian who is bad at comedy. COME SEE ME ON MY NEVERENDING TOUR - https://punchup.live/geoffreyasmus/ Fort Collins 9/5 - 9/7 Fargo 9/13 - 9/14 Sioux Falls 9/15 Edmonton 9/19 - 9/21 Calgary 9/22 Pittsburgh 9/25 - 9/26 Morgantown 9/27 Memphis 10/3 Bentonville AR 10/4 Minneapolis 10/11"
YouTube Link 2024-08-25T20:52Z 93.6K followers, 36.3K engagements
"These Jokes Won Me A Comedy Contest in [----] I was a virgin in [----]. I cant believe I rediscovered this. It was tough to watch because the deliver was so cringe. But honestly the jokes are very clever and well-written. Thank God I became a much better performer though. This is so brave for me to post. I do it all for me. PLEASE COME SEE ME ON MY NEVERENDING TOUR in [----] - https://punchup.live/geoffreyasmus/ JOIN MY MAILING LIST AND ILL TELL YOU WHEN I PERFORM NEAR YOU - https://punchup.live/geoffreyasmus/ * NYC 10/8 (sold out) * Jacksonville FL 10/17-10/18 * NYC 10/23 * Indianapolis 10/26 *"
YouTube Link 2025-10-08T22:00Z 102K followers, 21.3K engagements
"Everyone is Fat in Wisconsin Honestly a perfect collection of stand-up comedy. The funnier I get the worse I do online. I love how the algorithm rewards mediocrity PLEASE COME SEE ME ON MY NEVERENDING TOUR in [----] - https://punchup.live/geoffreyasmus/ JOIN MY MAILING LIST AND ILL TELL YOU WHEN I PERFORM NEAR YOU - http://eepurl.com/h_HMIX NYC 5/18 Providence 5/24 Boston 6/11-6/12 Portsmouth NH 6/13 Albany 7/20 Long Island 7/24 London UK 8/4 Point Pleasant NJ 8/24 Buy tix - https://punchup.live/geoffreyasmus/"
YouTube Link 2025-05-11T22:00Z 77.9K followers, 22.6K engagements
"Death Can Be Funny A beautiful video from my recent [--] show stint in Boston where I make death funny and anger some old ladies. What a ride. PLEASE COME SEE ME ON MY NEVERENDING TOUR in [----] - https://punchup.live/geoffreyasmus/ JOIN MY MAILING LIST AND ILL TELL YOU WHEN I PERFORM NEAR YOU - https://punchup.live/geoffreyasmus/ * Columbus OH 9/6 * Binghamton NY 9/13 * NYC 9/17 * Fargo ND 9/26-9/27 * Houston 10/3-10/4 * Jacksonville FL 10/17-10/18 * Indianapolis 10/26 * Lexington KY 10/31-11/1 * Portland OR 11/6-11/8 * Vancouver BC 11/9 * Charlotte NC 11/13-11/15 * Asheville NC 11/16 * Montreal"
YouTube Link 2025-08-31T22:00Z 92.6K followers, 37.9K engagements
"Americans Worship Celebrities Too Much One of my favorte jokes on my new special. The joke is completely different every time I tell it beause of how the audience interacts. I'd love to see Matt Rife ever write a joke 1/10th this good. PLEASE COME SEE ME ON MY NEVERENDING TOUR in [----] - https://punchup.live/geoffreyasmus/ JOIN MY MAILING LIST AND ILL TELL YOU WHEN I PERFORM NEAR YOU - https://punchup.live/geoffreyasmus/ * Minneapolis 7/10-7/12 (sold out) * Morris Plains NJ 7/18 * Albany 7/20 * NYC 7/23 (sold out) * Long Island 7/24 * London UK 8/4 *Chicago 8/8 * NYC 8/20 * Poughkeepsie 8/21 *"
YouTube Link 2025-07-27T22:00Z 88.8K followers, 24.3K engagements
"The liberals took my job True story. Please subscribe for more brilliant comedy. Please"
YouTube Link 2025-09-18T17:00Z 93.8K followers, [----] engagements
"The Only Funny White Man - Stand Up Comedy Special - Geoffrey Asmus Hello fellow alphas. Welcome to Geoffrey Asmus first stand-up comedy special The Only Funny White Man. This is the first 100% alpha stand up comedy special ever released. Others have tried but none have succeeded. Congratulations on witnessing history. The stand up comedy special was filmed in front of my parents in Minneapolis the greatest city in America at Sisyphus Brewery. I'm trying to type stand up comedy as much as I can for the almighty algorithm. In this stand-up comedy special I answer all of societys pressing"
YouTube Link 2023-07-21T00:00Z 89.2K followers, 526.7K engagements
"Florida Is The Worst State Wow. More clips from my legendary shows in Tampa and Orlando. I really think I'm getting quite good at this stand up comedy thing. PLEASE COME SEE ME ON MY NEVERENDING TOUR in [----] - https://punchup.live/geoffreyasmus/ JOIN MY MAILING LIST AND ILL TELL YOU WHEN I PERFORM NEAR YOU - http://eepurl.com/h_HMIX Chicago 3/4-3/6 Milwaukee 3/7-3/9 Appleton WI 3/14-3/15 NYC 3/19 Grand Rapids MI 3/21-3/22 Ann Arbor MI 3/23 NYC 3/25 San Francisco 3/28-3/29 Sacramento 3/30 Boise ID 4/3 Phoenix 4/4-4/5 Denver 4/6 San Antonio 4/30 Austin TX 5/1-5/3 Dallas 5/4 Virginia Beach 5/8"
YouTube Link 2025-03-06T23:30Z 76K followers, 21.9K engagements
"The Audience Got Me Drunk A long clip from my legendary late show in Columbus where the audience kept buying me shots and I had some of my best crowd work yet. A truly amazing slice of stand up comedy that will get 1/50th of the views it deserves. PLEASE COME SEE ME ON MY NEVERENDING TOUR in [----] - https://punchup.live/geoffreyasmus/ JOIN MY MAILING LIST AND ILL TELL YOU WHEN I PERFORM NEAR YOU - http://eepurl.com/h_HMIX San Francisco 3/28-3/29 Sacramento 3/30 Boise ID 4/3 Phoenix 4/4-4/5 Denver 4/6 San Antonio 4/30 Austin TX 5/1-5/3 Dallas 5/4 Virginia Beach 5/8 NYC 5/18 Buy tix -"
YouTube Link 2025-03-25T23:00Z 76.7K followers, 30.8K engagements
"Comedian Travels Back in Time - Geoffrey Asmus - Stand up Comedy An immaculate collection of hilarious alpha stand up comedy from my [--] shows at Comedy on State in Madison Wisconsin. By far the best comedy club in America. I met a duo with medieval jobs a white Muslim an anti-Catalonia Catalonian and even a yokel from South Carolina. Some tremendously funny gems in here folks. Come see me on tour - https://linktr.ee/Geoffreyatm11 All hail the king of crowd work. Even though I don't even like doing crowd work and its ruining comedy. I do what the people want. Please leave a comment whether you"
YouTube Link 2023-10-01T21:30Z 93.6K followers, 48.1K engagements
"Train strike in Germany #standupcomedy #joke #funny #germany #history"
YouTube Link 2024-05-06T21:41Z 64.2K followers, 13.3K engagements
"Beta Males Are Ruining America - Stand Up Comedy - Geoffrey Asmus A beautiful collage of moments from my shows in Fort Collins. You all should be grateful for all the content I bestow upon you. COME SEE ME ON MY NEVERENDING TOUR - https://punchup.live/geoffreyasmus/ Louisville 12/5 Bloomington IN 12/6 - 12/7 San Diego 12/13 - 12/15 NYC 12/18 Omaha 12/20 - 12/21 Minneapolis 12/29-12/31 Irvine CA 1/3 Los Angeles 1/4 Jacksonville 1/10 - 1/11 Gainesville FL 1/23 Tampa 1/24 - 1/25 Orlando 1/26 Rochester NY 1/31 - 2/1 Buffalo 2/2 Columbus OH 2/7 Cincinnati OH 2/8 DC 2/13 - 2/15 Virginia Beach 2/19"
YouTube Link 2024-11-21T22:30Z 67.4K followers, 22.4K engagements
"Is it Cheating to Hire a Prostitute Another delightful series of stand up comedy vignettes from my monthly comedy show in Chinatown (NYC). Comment where I should tour this fall. PLEASE COME SEE ME ON MY NEVERENDING TOUR in [----] - https://punchup.live/geoffreyasmus/ JOIN MY MAILING LIST AND ILL TELL YOU WHEN I PERFORM NEAR YOU - http://eepurl.com/h_HMIX Boston 6/11-6/12 Portsmouth NH 6/13 Morris Plains NJ 7/18 Albany 7/20 NYC 7/23 Long Island 7/24 London UK 8/4 Point Pleasant NJ 8/24 Buy tix - https://punchup.live/geoffreyasmus/"
YouTube Link 2025-05-30T00:00Z 78.6K followers, 29.5K engagements
"Guy Doesn't Know What Qanon is #shorts We miss Qanon tbh. #podcaster #podcasters #funny #jokes #qanon #fyp #funnyvideos #idiot"
YouTube Link 2022-08-26T17:30Z 87.3K followers, [----] engagements
"The Boys Go To Indiana w/Tom Thakkar - You're An Idiot Podcast Episode #87 This week the boys welcome on the King of Indiana Tom Thakkar the funniest half-Indian man in comedy. One of the funniest in the business - go watch his new special Thakkar Noir - TomThakkarThakkarNoir(FullCome. Tom talks about working with Geoffrey [--] years ago when he was still named Tom Brady touring in the Midwest and Alex discusses yet another date. Will this man ever find love Tom spurns the boys and leaves [--] minutes into the podcast to attend a baseball game. He will never be allowed back. But the boys soldier"
YouTube Link 2023-08-14T16:28Z 47.1K followers, [---] engagements
"Met the typical RFK voter RFK isnt very very dumb. Please subscribe for more jokes"
YouTube Link 2025-09-25T17:00Z 93.9K followers, 13.3K engagements
"Connecticut Is The Most Boring State - Stand Up Comedy - Geoffrey Asmus An amazing video from my show in Bend where I met a former student in the front row. Just another perfect lil snippet of stand-up comedy folks. If you liked this please buy tickets to my neverending tour - https://www.whitecomedian.com/schedule I have upcoming shows in Missoula Pittsburgh Morgantown Fort Collins NYC Indianapolis Fargo Edmonton Calgary Cleveland Salt Lake City Spokane Detroit St. Louis South Jersey Tulsa Memphis Omaha and so many more. Sign up for my mailing list to find out when I perform near you -"
YouTube Link 2024-07-13T22:00Z 64.4K followers, 19.2K engagements
"Dont blame the president #standup #comedy #funny #politics #usa"
YouTube Link 2024-04-16T23:11Z 64.6K followers, 20.5K engagements
"Guy claims he wrote 90s hit song Do we believe Tom I do. Please subscribe for more jokes"
YouTube Link 2025-09-30T22:01Z 96.8K followers, 34.1K engagements
"Americans Know Nothing About Other Countries #shorts #podcast #funny #pakistan #usa"
YouTube Link 2022-09-05T21:13Z 78.2K followers, [----] engagements
"Dont say this word fellas #standupcomedy #funny #wedding #beta #alpha #lol"
YouTube Link 2024-12-02T15:29Z 67.7K followers, [----] engagements
"its Dave Matthews for me"
YouTube Link 2023-08-18T21:32Z 44K followers, 23.4K engagements
"The Boys Go To New Jersey - You're An Idiot Podcast #90 This week the boys discuss their recent weekend performing in a hotel conference room in Rutherford New Jersey. Geoffrey reveals why he always drafts football players accused of se*ual assault in fantasy football. Alex quizzes Geoffrey on proper first date protocol. And Alex attempts to explain how World War I started. Also Alex reveals how his inner Republican dad came out recently with a woman. Through it all the boys remain the only funny podcast. JOIN THE PATREON for a weekly bonus episode and early access to regular episodes:"
YouTube Link 2023-09-09T17:57Z 44K followers, [----] engagements
"American in Amsterdam #standupcomedy #funny #joke #america #usa #netherlands"
YouTube Link 2024-05-16T17:17Z 53.6K followers, [---] engagements
"Military Drones Arent Evil A delightful series of stand up comedy vignettes from my monthly comedy show in Chinatown (NYC). Comment where I should tour this fall. PLEASE COME SEE ME ON MY NEVERENDING TOUR in [----] - https://punchup.live/geoffreyasmus/ JOIN MY MAILING LIST AND ILL TELL YOU WHEN I PERFORM NEAR YOU - http://eepurl.com/h_HMIX Boston 6/11-6/12 Portsmouth NH 6/13 Morris Plains NJ 7/18 Albany 7/20 NYC 7/23 Long Island 7/24 London UK 8/4 Point Pleasant NJ 8/24 Buy tix - https://punchup.live/geoffreyasmus/"
YouTube Link 2025-05-23T00:00Z 78.2K followers, 21K engagements
"Midwest drinking is wild #standupcomedy #funny #midwest #beer #drink #joke"
YouTube Link 2024-05-21T17:51Z 64.7K followers, [----] engagements
"Everyone in the Midwest is Dumb One of my best stand up comedy videos yet. A devastating collection of witty repartee and intellectual comedy from me Geoffrey Asmus. I dont think anyone reads these bios besides the algorithm robots. COME SEE ME ON MY NEVERENDING TOUR in [----] - https://punchup.live/geoffreyasmus/ JOIN MY MAILING LIST AND ILL TELL YOU WHEN I PERFORM NEAR YOU - http://eepurl.com/h_HMIX Gainesville FL 1/23 Tampa 1/24 - 1/25 Orlando 1/26 Rochester NY 1/31 - 2/1 Buffalo 2/2 Columbus OH 2/7 Cincinnati OH 2/8 DC 2/13 - 2/15 Virginia Beach 2/19 Raleigh 2/20-2/22 Richmond 2/23 NYC 2/26"
YouTube Link 2025-01-23T23:00Z 73.4K followers, 43.1K engagements
"Adult Still Has High School Friends A delicious collection of stand up comedy from my recent shows in Columbus and Cincinnati Ohio. Another masterpiece. PLEASE COME SEE ME ON MY NEVERENDING TOUR in [----] - https://punchup.live/geoffreyasmus/ JOIN MY MAILING LIST AND ILL TELL YOU WHEN I PERFORM NEAR YOU - http://eepurl.com/h_HMIX San Francisco 3/28-3/29 Sacramento 3/30 Boise ID 4/3 Phoenix 4/4-4/5 Denver 4/6 San Antonio 4/30 Austin TX 5/1-5/3 Dallas 5/4 Virginia Beach 5/8 NYC 5/18 Buy tix - https://punchup.live/geoffreyasmus/"
YouTube Link 2025-03-27T22:30Z 76.7K followers, 32K engagements
"COVID Wasn't Why You Were Lonely #shorts An old covid joke sorry folks I must feed the algorithm #standup #standupcomedy #jokes #comedian #funnyvideos #lol #quarantine #dating #fyp"
YouTube Link 2022-09-08T15:20Z 63.3K followers, [----] engagements
"Patriotism Makes No Sense Some astonishingly funny stand up comedy from my shows in Cleveland right after the election. Please stop voting for Democrats or Republicans. Its embarrassing. COME SEE ME ON MY NEVERENDING TOUR in [----] - https://punchup.live/geoffreyasmus/ JOIN MY MAILING LIST AND ILL TELL YOU WHEN I PERFORM NEAR YOU - http://eepurl.com/h_HMIX Jacksonville 1/10 - 1/11 NYC 1/19 Gainesville FL 1/23 Tampa 1/24 - 1/25 Orlando 1/26 Rochester NY 1/31 - 2/1 Buffalo 2/2 Columbus OH 2/7 Cincinnati OH 2/8 DC 2/13 - 2/15 Virginia Beach 2/19 Raleigh 2/20-2/22 Richmond 2/23 Wilmington DE 2/28"
YouTube Link 2025-01-09T22:00Z 72K followers, 33.5K engagements
"Roasting Netflix At The Netflix Festival - Stand Up Comedy - Geoffrey Asmus Another incredible video of me being funny at one show for the Netflix Is A Joke festival at the Hollywood Improv. If you liked this buy tickets to my neverending tour - https://www.whitecomedian.com/schedule I have upcoming shows in Toronto New Jersey Spokane Seattle Fort Collins NYC Las Vegas Connecticut Fargo Tulsa Memphis Minneapolis Omaha Houston and so many more. Sign up for my mailing list to find out when I perform near you - http://eepurl.com/h_HMIX Also listen to my incredible podcast You're An Idiot with"
YouTube Link 2024-06-08T21:00Z 64.7K followers, 24.1K engagements
"Epstein would love this joke A brilliant joke that will get me deported. Please subscribe for more jokes"
YouTube Link 2025-09-19T17:01Z 93.8K followers, 25K engagements
"A [--] Year Old Birthday Party Sat in the Front Row - Stand Up Comedy - Geoffrey Asmus An unbelievably uncomfortable clip from a show in Edmonton where a gaggle of [--] year olds celebrated their birthday by coming to see my very raunchy set. Their mother should be thrown in jail. Thankfully I'm the greatest comedian to ever live though and I made the impossible funny. COME SEE ME ON MY NEVERENDING TOUR - https://punchup.live/geoffreyasmus/ Madison WI 10/17 - 10/19 NYC 10/22 (SOLD OUT) Salt Lake City 10/25 -10/26 Spokane 10/27 Detroit 11/1 - 11/2 St. Louis 11/3 (SOLD OUT) Erie PA 11/7 Cleveland"
YouTube Link 2024-10-17T21:30Z 63.2K followers, 23.6K engagements
"Participation trophies make no sense Great joke by me. Please subscribe for more great jokes by me"
YouTube Link 2025-09-23T17:01Z 99.4K followers, 51.8K engagements
"Liberals ruin everything #shorts #standup #standupcomedy #comedian #joke #jokes #school #teacher"
YouTube Link 2022-07-13T21:20Z 64.2K followers, [----] engagements
"The Irish Can't Hold Their Liquor - Stand Up Comedy - Geoffrey Asmus Here is a beautifully short collage from my classic show in Dublin Ireland. A heavily drunk woman named Sinead did her best to throw the alpha off but alas she failed. If you liked this buy tickets to my neverending tour - https://www.whitecomedian.com/schedule I have upcoming shows in Ottawa Montreal Toronto New Jersey NYC Los Angeles Las Vegas Portland Connecticut Memphis Minneapolis Omaha Houston and so many more. Sign up for my mailing list to find out when I perform near you - http://eepurl.com/h_HMIX Also listen to my"
YouTube Link 2024-04-27T21:08Z 64.2K followers, 24.7K engagements
"Everyone Hates Their Family I did [--] incredible shows in Washington DC - one of the best cities in America with the best comedy crowds. Here is the first of two compilations from this incredible weekend of stand-up comedy. PLEASE COME SEE ME ON MY NEVERENDING TOUR in [----] - https://punchup.live/geoffreyasmus/ JOIN MY MAILING LIST AND ILL TELL YOU WHEN I PERFORM NEAR YOU - http://eepurl.com/h_HMIX San Antonio 4/30 Austin TX 5/1-5/3 Dallas 5/4 Virginia Beach 5/8 NYC 5/18 Providence 5/24 Boston 6/11-6/12 Portsmouth NH 6/13 Albany 7/20 Long Island 7/24 London UK 8/4 Buy tix -"
YouTube Link 2025-04-15T22:30Z 77.2K followers, 22K engagements
"Comedian Performs Incredible Tongue Twister Subscribe for daily jokes"
YouTube Link 2022-04-20T18:00Z 63.4K followers, [----] engagements
"Student Married Her Teacher in Kentucky A truly wild moment from a show in Lexington Kentucky where an old woman revealed she married her [--] year old teacher when she was only [--]. I have bravely chosen to repost this incredible clip because it simply did not get the views it deserved last time around. COME SEE ME ON MY NEVERENDING TOUR in [----] - https://punchup.live/geoffreyasmus/ Jacksonville 1/10 - 1/11 NYC 1/19 Gainesville FL 1/23 Tampa 1/24 - 1/25 Orlando 1/26 Rochester NY 1/31 - 2/1 Buffalo 2/2 Columbus OH 2/7 Cincinnati OH 2/8 DC 2/13 - 2/15 Virginia Beach 2/19 Raleigh 2/20-2/22"
YouTube Link 2025-01-02T22:00Z 70.3K followers, 14.9K engagements
"Dont Bring Your Parents to a Comedy Show Rochester New York was surprisingly one of the best cities on the neverending tour. A forgotten little industrial town filled with great smart and hardworking folk. Another W for famous stand up comedian Geoffrey Asmus. PLEASE COME SEE ME ON MY NEVERENDING TOUR in [----] - https://punchup.live/geoffreyasmus/ JOIN MY MAILING LIST AND ILL TELL YOU WHEN I PERFORM NEAR YOU - http://eepurl.com/h_HMIX San Antonio 4/30 Austin TX 5/1-5/3 Dallas 5/4 Virginia Beach 5/8 NYC 5/18 Providence 5/24 Boston 6/11-6/12 Portsmouth NH 6/13 Albany 7/20 Long Island 7/24 London"
YouTube Link 2025-04-24T22:30Z 77.4K followers, 32.8K engagements
"Her middle name is States Rights #funny #america #usa #comedy #comedian #standupcomedy #funnyshorts"
YouTube Link 2023-10-23T21:23Z 64.2K followers, 16.4K engagements
"I solved JFK #standupcomedy #history #texas #dallas #JFK #funny"
YouTube Link 2024-09-04T13:22Z 89.4K followers, 11.6K engagements
"Beta Weightlifting Subscribe for more daily jokes"
YouTube Link 2022-04-19T20:00Z 63.4K followers, [----] engagements
"Live In Sacramento - Stand Up Comedy Special - Geoffrey Asmus Gaze in awe at my new special 'Work In Progress' - This set represents the halfway point between my last stand up comedy special and the next one I will film this fall. This is a straightforward [--] minute edit from one [--] minute set last December at the Sacramento Punchline. It was the greatest show I had ever done and I want you all to see it in (most of) its glory. I edited out about [--] minutes that I want to keep secret for the proper special I'm recording this fall. About half of the remaining jokes won't make the special"
YouTube Link 2024-06-13T23:00Z 127K followers, 254.2K engagements
"Lady survives car crash #standup #standupcomedy #comedy #funny #wtf Subscribe to my channel for more jokes"
YouTube Link 2025-11-17T20:00Z 124K followers, 90.3K engagements
"Lamest Time Traveler #funny #comedy #standup #standupcomedy #history #milennial Subscribe to my channel for more jokes"
YouTube Link 2025-11-19T20:00Z 125K followers, 81.1K engagements
"Canada is crazyyyy right now #standupcomedy #standup #comedy #funny #politics #usa #canada #trudeau Subscribe for more jokes folks"
YouTube Link 2025-12-14T16:39Z 128K followers, 106.2K engagements
"Everything used to be gay #comedy #standup #music #history #70s #funny"
YouTube Link 2025-10-10T17:00Z 118K followers, 142.1K engagements
"American Comedian Mocks Canada - Geoffrey Asmus - Stand-up Comedy Here are some stand up comedy gems from my recent shows in Toronto and Hamilton Ontario. Canada is a truly beautiful nation and its a shame America will never be as good. (this is called pandering I am pandering to my large Canadian fanbase). But in all seriousness I had a blast in Toronto a wonderful cosmopolitan metropolis and Hamilton a failing steel town overrun with fentanyl. I met a white man converting to Islam for p***y a Middle Eastern man afraid to chase his dreams and a very interesting man who really likes music - a"
YouTube Link 2023-09-17T23:00Z 126K followers, 91.9K engagements
"Cats over dogs #standupcomedy #standup #comedy #cats #dog #funny #usa"
YouTube Link 2025-12-14T22:00Z 128K followers, 91.2K engagements
"A Kentucky derby joke #standupcomedy #kentucky #horse #funny #joke #history"
YouTube Link 2024-05-02T02:05Z 126K followers, 23.2K engagements
"Bullied for being tall #funny #comedy #standupcomedy #standup Subscribe to my channel for more jokes"
YouTube Link 2025-11-17T01:00Z 125K followers, 97.9K engagements
"I met the funniest old lady #standup #standupcomedy #comedy #funny #boomer #history Subscribe to my channel for more jokes"
YouTube Link 2025-11-20T20:00Z 125K followers, 39.6K engagements
"Having Republican Family Members subscribe for more brilliant comedy. please. i need this"
YouTube Link 2025-09-16T17:00Z 121K followers, 462.5K engagements
"The Life Of A Mildly Successful Stand-up Comedian - Geoffrey Asmus A video my fellow alpha Tucker Brookshire made of a three show run in Iowa I did in late [----]. YouTube usually only shows the succesful parts of stand-up comedy - headlining arenas and Netflix specials. But this video showcases the typical life of what most stand-up comedians go through. Its not always so great But at least you get to hook up with the beautiful women of Cedar Rapids Iowa Also Iowa City is one of the most underrated places in America. Thankfully now I'm doing mildly better and I have upcoming shows in Fargo"
YouTube Link 2023-02-08T22:30Z 117K followers, 15.7K engagements
"Beta Males Are Ruining America A wonderfully funny interaction from my recent stand up comedy show in Irvine. Irvine is a disgusting yuppie hellscape but I had fun regardless. PLEASE COME SEE ME ON MY NEVERENDING TOUR in [----] - https://punchup.live/geoffreyasmus/ JOIN MY MAILING LIST AND ILL TELL YOU WHEN I PERFORM NEAR YOU - http://eepurl.com/h_HMIX Richmond 2/23 (sold out) NYC 2/26 (sold out) Wilmington DE 2/28 New Brunswick New Jersey 3/2 Chicago 3/4-3/6 Milwaukee 3/7-3/9 Appleton WI 3/14-3/15 NYC 3/19 Grand Rapids MI 3/21-3/22 Ann Arbor MI 3/23 NYC 3/25 San Francisco 3/28-3/29 Sacramento"
YouTube Link 2025-02-22T21:42Z 75.4K followers, 25.8K engagements
"Two Minutes of Dark Humor - Stand Up Comedy - Geoffrey Asmus A chunk of great stand up comedy jokes from my special "The Only Funny White Man" that I released last July. If you like this go watch the special here - https://youtu.be/_3vSW95zhfs Comment if you liked or hated these. Just coment. I dont really care what you comment. If you like this type of funny stand-up comedy come see me on tour I'm touring non-stop this fall and winter - Buy tix - https://linktr.ee/Geoffreyatm11 I have upcoming shows in Wisconsin Tulsa OKC Raleigh Los Angeles Vancouver Des Moines Nashville Boston St. Louis"
YouTube Link 2024-01-21T23:00Z 117K followers, 15.1K engagements
"Air Force Bans Trans Pilots #comedy #usa #funny #standup #military #politics"
YouTube Link 2025-10-05T16:00Z 126K followers, 156.9K engagements
"The Holocaust Museum #standupcomedy #comedy #funny #history"
YouTube Link 2024-12-17T17:25Z 124K followers, 32.7K engagements
"Roasting Scotland Wow a very short tasty little video from Scotland to tide over my little fanbase. Why not PLEASE COME SEE ME ON MY NEVERENDING TOUR in [----] - https://punchup.live/geoffreyasmus/ JOIN MY MAILING LIST AND ILL TELL YOU WHEN I PERFORM NEAR YOU - https://punchup.live/geoffreyasmus/ * Portland OR 11/6-11/8 * Vancouver BC 11/9 * Charlotte NC 11/13-11/15 * Asheville NC 11/16 * Montreal 11/20 * Toronto 11/21-11/22 * Denver 12/3 * Fort Collins CO 12/4-12/7 * NYC 12/10 * Boston 12/11-12/13 * Burlington VT 12/14 * Tacoma WA 12/18-12/20 * Spokane WA 12/21 * Salt Lake City 1/30-1/31 * Las"
YouTube Link 2025-11-06T23:00Z 122K followers, 21.1K engagements
"I Performed in the Saddest City in America I love Binghamton and I wish the best for them. These shows were amazing. Some of the best crowd members I've met. Devastating that our government is so obsessed with petty crime and not the massive corporate crimes that destroy millions of lives. Just something to think about. PLEASE COME SEE ME ON MY NEVERENDING TOUR in [----] - https://punchup.live/geoffreyasmus/ JOIN MY MAILING LIST AND ILL TELL YOU WHEN I PERFORM NEAR YOU - https://punchup.live/geoffreyasmus/ * NYC 10/23 * Indianapolis 10/26 * Lexington KY 10/31-11/1 * Portland OR 11/6-11/8 *"
YouTube Link 2025-10-19T21:44Z 117K followers, 81.4K engagements
"The King of Crowd Work In Pennsylvania - Geoffrey Asmus - Standup Comedy Hello alphas. I performed a show last week in Pottstown Pennsylvania at the incredible Soul Joel's Comedy Club. I'll be honest I was very skeptical about doing a show [--] minutes outside of Philly in a 1930's vaudeville theater. But it was honestly one of the best shows I've done. Pottstown is a cute delightful town and God bless the Rust Belt. I interrogated an elderly painter became friends with a cop and wrote a great new joke about getting bullied in high school. Please comment if you loved or hated it and appease the"
YouTube Link 2023-04-11T16:31Z 120K followers, 75.8K engagements
"Crazy rich asians #funny #standupcomedy #standup Please subscribe for more jokes"
YouTube Link 2025-11-03T17:00Z 122K followers, 18.4K engagements
"Help im antisemitic #funny #standup #standupcomedy #lol #religion"
YouTube Link 2024-06-28T14:53Z 105K followers, 25.8K engagements
"Comedian Knows Every World Capital - Geoffrey Asmus - Alpha Standup Comedy Howdy fellow alphas. Here is a short clip of alpha comedy from my upcoming standup comedy special "The Only White Man" which premieres on Thursday July 20th at [--] pm ET. Turn on your notifications and prepare for the greatest event in American history since Dukakis rode the tank. Also this joke is very impressive and all shall bow down to me for it. Though honestly this joke doesn't go well a lot of the time but thankfully it did on this magical night in Minneapolis. Again please subscribe and turn on those"
YouTube Link 2023-03-19T22:00Z 118K followers, 126.4K engagements
"I Met The Most Portland Woman Ever - Stand Up Comedy - Geoffrey Asmus Another clip from Portland where I meet the encapsulation of every Portland stereotype. For good or ill. Just tremendous stand-up comedy from me yet again. Also Portland rocks. Don't believe the propaganda. Beautiful city. If you liked this please buy tickets to my neverending tour - https://www.whitecomedian.com/schedule I have upcoming shows in Seattle Pittsburgh Morgantown NW Arkansas Fort Collins NYC Indianapolis Fargo Edmonton Detroit St. Louis New Jersey Tulsa Memphis Omaha and so many more. Sign up for my mailing"
YouTube Link 2024-06-27T22:30Z 124K followers, 95.8K engagements
"Florida Hippies #standupcomedy #standup #funny #politics #florida #wtf Subscribe to my channel for more jokes folks"
YouTube Link 2025-12-16T17:00Z 128K followers, 13.5K engagements
"No vegetarians in Arkansas #standupcomedy #standup #funny #food #wtf #comedy"
YouTube Link 2025-10-21T16:00Z 116K followers, 114.9K engagements
"How to fix American politics I truly believe this. Please subscribe for more jokes"
YouTube Link 2025-10-01T17:00Z 125K followers, 44.5K engagements
"I Shot My First AR-15 - Stand Up Comedy - Geoffrey Asmus Comedy is very funny in Houston. Not Austin. Houston. Another great video from me in the best comedy city in Texas. Which is Houston. Not Austin. If you liked this please buy tickets to my neverending tour - https://www.whitecomedian.com/schedule I have upcoming shows in Seattle Spokane Fort Collins NYC Indianapolis Sioux Falls Pittsburgh Morgantown Arkansas Fargo Edmonton Detroit St. Louis South Jersey Tulsa Memphis Omaha and so many more. Sign up for my mailing list to find out when I perform near you - http://eepurl.com/h_HMIX Also"
YouTube Link 2024-07-03T22:30Z 117K followers, 33.8K engagements
"Rapture #standupcomedy #standup #usa #religion #politics #funny #wtf Subscribe to my channel for more jokes folks"
YouTube Link 2025-12-10T22:00Z 128K followers, 53.8K engagements
"MAGA Dad #funny #standup #standupcomedy #history #boomer #genz #joke #comedy Subscribe for more jokes folks"
YouTube Link 2025-11-25T17:30Z 127K followers, 84.8K engagements
"History keeps repeating #standup #comedy #history #funny #historyfacts #lol #smart subscribe to my channel for more jokes"
YouTube Link 2025-10-08T17:00Z 123K followers, 799.4K engagements
"No more immigrants please #standupcomedy #funny #politics #ysa #immigration"
YouTube Link 2024-12-03T21:39Z 124K followers, 62K engagements
"Comedian in Austin - Geoffrey Asmus - Stand Up Comedy Another fun little compilation from my recent shows at Creek and the Cave is chaotic Austin Texas. Not the longest or best compilation but hell folks. Content is content and its still better than 80% of the other mediocrity being uploaded daily. The next few are going to be absolutely amazing too so I hope this tide you all over. Love you If you like this type of funny stand-up comedy come see me on tour I'm touring non-stop this fall and winter - Buy tix - https://linktr.ee/Geoffreyatm11 I have upcoming shows in Connecticut Wisconsin"
YouTube Link 2024-01-07T22:30Z 117K followers, 14.5K engagements
"Portland is Trashhhhhh - Stand Up Comedy - Geoffrey Asmus Another stunning colleciton of alpha comedy from my recent shows in Portland Oregon. I have a lot of content coming out in the next month. Y'all dont deserve me. If you liked this please buy tickets to my neverending tour - https://www.whitecomedian.com/schedule I have upcoming shows in Seattle Spokane Fort Collins NYC Indianapolis Fargo Edmonton Detroit St. Louis South Jersey Tulsa Memphis Omaha and so many more. Sign up for my mailing list to find out when I perform near you - http://eepurl.com/h_HMIX Also listen to my incredible"
YouTube Link 2024-06-22T22:00Z 123K followers, 75.9K engagements
"Biden is Still Lame #standupcomedy #politics #usa #funny #comedy"
YouTube Link 2025-11-19T16:51Z 125K followers, 77K engagements
"Parents just dont understand #funny #standup #standupcomedy #joke #comedy #usa #parents #mother Subscribe for more jokes folks"
YouTube Link 2025-11-28T17:30Z 125K followers, [----] engagements
"My Former Student Was In The Audience - Stand Up Comedy - Geoffrey Asmus An amazing video from my show in Bend where I met a former student in the front row. Just another perfect lil snippet of stand-up comedy folks. If you liked this please buy tickets to my neverending tour - https://www.whitecomedian.com/schedule I have upcoming shows in Seattle Pittsburgh Morgantown Fort Collins NYC Indianapolis Fargo Edmonton Detroit St. Louis South Jersey Tulsa Memphis Omaha and so many more. Sign up for my mailing list to find out when I perform near you - http://eepurl.com/h_HMIX Also listen to my"
YouTube Link 2024-06-29T22:00Z 131K followers, 83.4K engagements
"The King Of Crowd Work Goes To Chicago - Geoffrey Asmus - Stand-up Comedy Hello alphas. Here are some of the most alpha crowd work moments from my recent weekend in Chicago at the Comedy Bar. At the end a rich Lebanese man Venmos me $2000 because he thought I riffed so good. Finally someone gives me the respect I deserve. Please critique or compliment every riff and remember to tip me handsomely. I have upcoming shows in Cincinnati Springfield Mass DC Richmond Baltimore Cleveland Nashville Raleigh Charlotte Greenville Savannah Wilmington Charleston Atlanta Lexington Pittsburgh Indianapolis"
YouTube Link 2023-03-01T22:30Z 118K followers, 52.6K engagements
"Texas is full of freedumb Texas is horrible. Please subscribe for more great jokes"
YouTube Link 2025-09-24T17:00Z 122K followers, 114.7K engagements
"Vibrators are unpatriotic #standup #comedy #funny #dating #feminism"
YouTube Link 2025-10-09T17:00Z 111K followers, 20.8K engagements
"Woman Has Worst Name Ever - Stand-up Comedy - Geoffrey Asmus A short greatest hits package from my recent sold out stand- up comedy show at Helium Comedy Club in Philadelphia. I am almost racist yet again have another wardrobe malfunction and continue to write the greatest local jokes in the business. Some great funny jokes and great funny crowd work for the great algorithm. Some great gems in here folks. If you like this come see me on tour - https://linktr.ee/Geoffreyatm11 All hail the king of crowd work. Even though I don't even like doing crowd work and its ruining comedy. I am very good"
YouTube Link 2023-10-22T22:14Z 117K followers, 31.7K engagements
"Mormonism Isn't A Real Religion Subscribe for more brilliant comedy. Please. I beg of you"
YouTube Link 2025-10-02T17:00Z 122K followers, 71K engagements
"The Best Crowd Work Ever Part [--] - Stand Up Comedy - Geoffrey Asmus Here are some more incredible crowd work moments from the last year. All of these clips are incontrovertible proof I am the king of crowd work and there is no God but me (and Allah). If you like this type of funny stand-up comedy come see me on tour I'm touring non-stop this spring - Buy tix - https://linktr.ee/Geoffreyatm11 I have upcoming shows in Wisconsin Vermont Lexington Charlotte Des Moines Nashville Boston St. Louis Houston and so many more - https://www.whitecomedian.com/schedule And also European shows in Paris"
YouTube Link 2024-02-08T22:46Z 126K followers, 57.5K engagements
"Lady wants to murder her cousin A wild ride. Please subscribe for more jokes"
YouTube Link 2025-10-25T17:00Z 117K followers, 77.1K engagements
"White Guys LOVE History An incredible set from the world famous Comedy Cellar. Just perfect comedy here folks. PLEASE COME SEE ME ON MY NEVERENDING TOUR in [----] - https://punchup.live/geoffreyasmus/ JOIN MY MAILING LIST AND ILL TELL YOU WHEN I PERFORM NEAR YOU - http://eepurl.com/h_HMIX * London UK 8/4 * Edinburgh Scotland 8/6 * Colorado Springs 8/15 * NYC 8/20 * Poughkeepsie NY 8/21 * Point Pleasant NJ 8/24 * Los Angeles 8/28 * Columbus OH 9/6 * Binghamton NY 9/13 * Fargo ND 9/26-9/27 * Houston 10/3-10/4 * Jacksonville FL 10/17-10/18 * Indianapolis 10/26 * Lexington KY 10/31-11/1 * Portland"
YouTube Link 2025-06-22T22:00Z 123K followers, 156K engagements
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