@seattleiminyou Formerly aw_273
Formerly aw_273 posts on X about in the, if you, food, ice the most. They currently have [------] followers and [---] posts still getting attention that total [----------] engagements in the last [--] hours.
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- [--] Week [---------] -25%
- [--] Month [----------] -79%
Mentions: [---] #
- [--] Month [---] -3.20%
Followers: [------] #
- [--] Week [------] +2.10%
- [--] Month [------] +9.20%
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Social Influence
Social category influence finance countries social networks technology brands stocks celebrities musicians travel destinations gaming automotive brands
Social topic influence in the, if you, food, ice, lol #2369, super bowl #1663, breaking, switzerland, money, grocery store
Top assets mentioned Alphabet Inc Class A (GOOGL) DoorDash Inc. (DASH) Costco Wholesale Corporation (COST) Dutch Bros, Inc. (BROS)
Top Social Posts
Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours
"Really excited to announce I mailed my Amazon order to Ohio and not Washington state where I live"
X Link 2025-09-30T04:17Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Tried Dutch bros for tha first time today 😍"
X Link 2025-10-25T21:33Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"@HEAVEN__S3NT @Arealmfngl Yes lol"
X Link 2025-11-01T01:38Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"I hate when ppl give me weight loss advice Ive lost [--] pounds I dont need your advice lmfao"
X Link 2025-11-11T03:24Z [--] followers, [---] engagements
"POV youre me"
X Link 2025-11-11T09:06Z [--] followers, [---] engagements
"The northern lights are visible to the naked eye. why would you assume my eyes are naked. All I do is get objectified"
X Link 2025-11-13T08:19Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"1 hr clean of having a dating app"
X Link 2025-11-14T08:02Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"@ANGELBABYBITTY Manifesting u forget hes alive"
X Link 2025-11-14T08:09Z [----] followers, 31.6K engagements
"Lets craft Lets meet up and craft Lets fucking meet up and fucking craft"
X Link 2025-11-14T19:35Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Throwing away dryer lint seems like such a waste. what can I do with this"
X Link 2025-11-14T20:44Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"At craft nite with [--] ppl Ive never met"
X Link 2025-11-15T03:21Z [----] followers, 12K engagements
"I luv the ceiling elevator mirror"
X Link 2025-11-15T10:08Z [----] followers, 143K engagements
"I was going to honeymoon with you in Switzerland and bare two of your children but its whatever bro"
X Link 2025-11-15T19:51Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Saw thee most beautiful girl at a party but she wouldnt shut the fuck up about Taylor Swift so shes gonna have to be deported"
X Link 2025-11-16T07:45Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"When I see someone on a dating app that ends up being my boyfriend its like their pic glows"
X Link 2025-11-16T18:54Z [----] followers, 14.6K engagements
"Dr. Pepper is my gynecologist"
X Link 2025-11-16T23:54Z [----] followers, 10.6K engagements
"Opening wine on x games mode tonight"
X Link 2025-11-17T06:27Z [----] followers, 20.1K engagements
"Things have taken a turn pretty quickly"
X Link 2025-11-17T06:29Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"You met me at a really hunter biden time in my life"
X Link 2025-11-17T19:17Z 10.7K followers, 442.3K engagements
"Be rude to me one more fucking time and this is where youre going"
X Link 2025-11-17T20:08Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"@sarahconamor Bhad bhabie"
X Link 2025-11-18T17:52Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"I will dm you back if you send me coffee money"
X Link 2025-11-18T20:25Z [----] followers, 22.9K engagements
"Can someone send me [--] cents on Venmo its for a tweet"
X Link 2025-11-19T00:16Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"I would marry a twitter follower fyi"
X Link 2025-11-19T00:53Z [----] followers, 67.3K engagements
"I dont know anyone in Seattle so Im spending my free time dming ppl on Facebook marketplace"
X Link 2025-11-19T01:23Z [----] followers, 16.9K engagements
"Where the fuck are gen z getting their big pants Im jealous"
X Link 2025-11-19T01:26Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Im a reply guy too at heart"
X Link 2025-11-19T14:36Z [----] followers, 52.7K engagements
"Ending my work emails with type-shit"
X Link 2025-11-19T16:30Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"My grandpa did it beautifully no internet what i rlly wanna kno is why apps making it easier for mfs to cheat what i rlly wanna kno is why apps making it easier for mfs to cheat"
X Link 2025-11-19T17:55Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Can I come over and be a liability"
X Link 2025-11-19T18:03Z [----] followers, 100K engagements
"Ok whats all this may I meet you bullshit"
X Link 2025-11-19T19:04Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Can I come over and have ill will towards you"
X Link 2025-11-19T22:22Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"7/11 is really special to me because I didnt grow up near one"
X Link 2025-11-20T16:53Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"I dont like that Pluto was kicked out of the planet system. Thats my friend"
X Link 2025-11-20T18:16Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Can my bitch ass get a double cheese burger and hold the lettuce"
X Link 2025-11-20T20:10Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"@sarahconamor Magic [--] ball"
X Link 2025-11-20T20:11Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"Mentally places you in the sims pool with no ladder"
X Link 2025-11-20T22:56Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"When I was [--] I dated a guy who I thought had a prosthetic leg but it turns out he was just a white dude who pimp walked"
X Link 2025-11-21T00:51Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Instagram has the same energy as putting a dollar general on an ancient Indian burial ground"
X Link 2025-11-21T09:41Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"Your honor that was the other wolf inside of me"
X Link 2025-11-22T14:01Z [----] followers, 105.3K engagements
"Reply guys are very special to me if Im Achilles youre like Chiron to me"
X Link 2025-11-22T18:50Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"I wish pets could understand how good nacho bell grandes are"
X Link 2025-11-22T20:31Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Inside me there are three wolves and theyre polyamorous"
X Link 2025-11-22T21:32Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Idk why the gas pumps are so fucking difficult in Washington theyre made entirely different in the Midwest FYI"
X Link 2025-11-23T00:28Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Having adhd sucks cause my thoughts will randomly be like crash bandicoot crash bandicoot crash bandicoot crash bandicoot Like ok I FUCKING GET IT I dont even know what that is"
X Link 2025-11-23T00:37Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"My last bf (a therapist) apparently did not know that you dont get into a new relationship while still sharing locations with your ex"
X Link 2025-11-23T01:09Z [----] followers, 44.2K engagements
"Down [--] pounds btw lol My weight loss regimen for Nov/Dec is not going to the grocery store and rationing out whats in my cabinets like Im in castaway https://t.co/M4KW4ztLWe My weight loss regimen for Nov/Dec is not going to the grocery store and rationing out whats in my cabinets like Im in castaway https://t.co/M4KW4ztLWe"
X Link 2025-11-23T04:36Z [----] followers, 54.7K engagements
"Do you want to join my religion"
X Link 2025-11-23T08:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"We were girls together"
X Link 2025-11-23T09:23Z [----] followers, 13.4K engagements
"one time I had a dream I was in Tennessee officiating a midget wedding and Willie Nelson was singing n this was all me no Benadryl or nothing"
X Link 2025-11-23T09:32Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Stairway to heaven"
X Link 2025-11-23T15:16Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"In [----] I went to Switzerland and I was the only guest in a [--] floor hotel (all the staff left too) and I was so scared I was crying bc everytime I closed my eyes I kept picturing Abraham Lincoln in there with me"
X Link 2025-11-23T16:33Z [----] followers, 1M engagements
"Theres no vegetable out here doing it like broccoli"
X Link 2025-11-23T23:25Z [----] followers, 168.9K engagements
"I bet it feels so good to be on your honeymoon"
X Link 2025-11-24T01:51Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Put your balls on the phone"
X Link 2025-11-24T20:07Z 11K followers, 197.1K engagements
"I wear a size $50 Venmo deposit"
X Link 2025-11-24T22:04Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"If I saw an old man sitting next to me making love to his tonic and gin I would go home"
X Link 2025-11-24T23:41Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Why is doing shrooms with others so fun and doing shrooms alone is evil"
X Link 2025-11-25T00:47Z [----] followers, 63.5K engagements
"@elle_bae I dont believe in the concept either 💚"
X Link 2025-11-25T06:08Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"If you see me dating your ex I am the karma you prayed for"
X Link 2025-11-25T07:40Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"When I was in Italy the road to Venice flooded and I was dropped off in the middle of nowhere late at night and an older Italian man who spoke no English found me bawling my eyes out and brought me in and him & his wife cooked me dinner and let me stay. Angels exist"
X Link 2025-11-25T14:17Z [----] followers, 11.1K engagements
"I would have to be peer pressured into using doordash"
X Link 2025-11-26T00:11Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"There are so many nazis on twitter now :( twitter used to be more pure & fun not evil and political /3"
X Link 2025-11-26T05:38Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Whats donda trumps plan to get a live orca into my bathtub"
X Link 2025-11-26T16:36Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Being single is not my worst nightmare. My worst nightmare would be never leaving my hometown and marrying someone from my high school"
X Link 2025-11-26T16:53Z [----] followers, 50.9K engagements
"Imagine the elevator ride we had together when I discovered my neighbor was a blue wolf furry because he was holding his costume"
X Link 2025-11-26T17:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"I had to get a nose piercing so ppl know which side Im on I look too republican naturally"
X Link 2025-11-26T17:11Z [----] followers, 127.5K engagements
"Gift from the sea"
X Link 2025-11-26T21:14Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Need to meet someone really kind hearted who will let me and our spawn go to the beach everyday"
X Link 2025-11-26T21:53Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"This is how I pay for my groceries"
X Link 2025-11-26T21:57Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"I dont want to drive to chipotle but Im not paying $27 for DoorDash. Even if I was rich I dont think I could do it"
X Link 2025-11-27T05:51Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"If this pic looks familiar to you lmk if we used to be moots/aw_273"
X Link 2025-11-27T06:10Z [----] followers, 35.5K engagements
"Walk a mile in my shoes. Theres a hole in the sock I hope you dont mind"
X Link 2025-11-27T06:43Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"I wish I was joking my last bf told me that him and his mom put spells on me to get me to date him"
X Link 2025-11-27T09:50Z [----] followers, 26.9K engagements
"I saw a wife swap episode when I was [--] where they kept saying jah will provide and its been stuck in my head since"
X Link 2025-11-27T20:17Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"lowkey have an eating disorder and I also hate wasting food so its a win win for the homeless people near me everybody getting leftovers"
X Link 2025-11-28T02:54Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"I feel so bad for the last person who got my phone number Ive had like [--] people reach out to me about talking to her"
X Link 2025-11-28T03:24Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Im trying to watch [--] shades of grey but its so hard to take seriously"
X Link 2025-11-28T07:33Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Little cat in my house I love you"
X Link 2025-11-28T15:47Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Earlier this year I was doing a cold plunge and when I popped my head up [--] people in all black were on these stairs playing drums and chanting and throwing flowers and I thought I was getting sacrificed but they were having a memorial and I was swimming in her ashes 😭"
X Link 2025-11-28T19:52Z [----] followers, 44.2K engagements
"@randomNPCcat Believe it or not as if nobody has ever called me anything in my life. lol. Building up a mental fortitude and having a good opinion of yourself will make you a happier person. If you constantly rely on others opinions that sounds miserable to me"
X Link 2025-11-28T19:55Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"I want to go to Canada this weekend but I dont understand why their speed limit signs say 100"
X Link 2025-11-28T20:01Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"How do men wear cologne and not just be bricked up all the time this smells too sexy for me to be in public right now"
X Link 2025-11-29T01:27Z [----] followers, 80.9K engagements
"Seattle at night"
X Link 2025-11-29T07:24Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"This is how girls want to be texted. Men take notes"
X Link 2025-11-29T19:03Z [----] followers, 52.6K engagements
"Getting high and making Christmas cards fa la la la la"
X Link 2025-11-29T23:08Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"@cigtracker Are you lonely"
X Link 2025-11-30T03:40Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"I dont think theres anyone I enjoy talking to anymore I miss that"
X Link 2025-11-30T04:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"I think of this quote [--] times a week"
X Link 2025-11-30T05:23Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"My neighbor whose apartment I can see into has entirely too many funko pops"
X Link 2025-11-30T06:31Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Why are noodles only a savory item Shouldnt there be a noodle dessert"
X Link 2025-11-30T07:10Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Do you ever think youre a little crazy and then you speak to an actual crazy person"
X Link 2025-11-30T18:54Z 11K followers, [----] engagements
"Im always alone bc I have more fun by myself idk what to say lol"
X Link 2025-11-30T19:29Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"At the vintage sto"
X Link 2025-12-01T02:45Z [----] followers, 34.4K engagements
"@bekapek1 Its just for fun Becky"
X Link 2025-12-01T04:32Z [----] followers, 18.6K engagements
"Would you ride at dawn with her"
X Link 2025-12-01T04:38Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"My ideal dating scenario would be that there is no label and I dont see anyone else and they dont see anyone else and we only hang out when we are bored which I think is a situationship so I am a part of the problem Im sorry"
X Link 2025-12-01T04:55Z [----] followers, 460K engagements
"I would go on a date with anyone if they gave me a really cool sword. this is not an innuendo"
X Link 2025-12-01T05:06Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Pictures paint [----] words but this one is actually pretty short. This is how I feel towards my upstairs neighbor"
X Link 2025-12-01T14:11Z [----] followers, 17.1K engagements
"If you ever want to be the father who stepped up and buy her cat toys thats always allowed Ill buy whatever you tell me to"
X Link 2025-12-01T17:36Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Idc what people say I love @Safeway its my favorite grocery store Ive ever been to"
X Link 2025-12-01T19:39Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Sorry if I emasculated you I was spoken to like a grown man when I was growing up"
X Link 2025-12-01T21:52Z 11.2K followers, 1.1M engagements
"It officially my birthday (and Britney Spears)"
X Link 2025-12-02T08:54Z [----] followers, 21.7K engagements
"I have been in Washington for [--] months and the only big foot Ive seen is my own"
X Link 2025-12-02T13:10Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Wengen Switzerland"
X Link 2025-12-02T20:28Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Need to go sit in my car about this"
X Link 2025-12-03T23:11Z 11K followers, 130.3K engagements
"One time this guy I was dating pissed me off so bad I deleted his number out of my phone entirely and he didnt have social media so I got a free trial and messaged him on LinkedIn LMFAOOOOO"
X Link 2025-12-04T03:43Z [----] followers, 16.8K engagements
"Both times Ive offered to help a homeless person they told me no are my vibes off"
X Link 2025-12-04T04:45Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"1 for me and [--] for the hat man I truly believe you can judge someone entirely by how many pillows they sleep with I truly believe you can judge someone entirely by how many pillows they sleep with"
X Link 2025-12-04T18:55Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Whore feels mean but slut sounds cute like 2000s pink tracksuit flip phone vibe"
X Link 2025-12-04T21:39Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Im done dating twink looking men. Can you lift my car"
X Link 2025-12-06T02:27Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Messaging my ex who has not even talked to me telling him to leave me alone"
X Link 2025-12-06T21:31Z [----] followers, 247K engagements
"Thank you to everyone who has broken up with me I would not be having this much fun if we were still together"
X Link 2025-12-07T02:25Z [----] followers, 67.4K engagements
"Youre in his DMs Im bedazzling his circumcision scar"
X Link 2025-12-07T22:15Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"I want to eat a swisher sweets"
X Link 2025-12-08T17:20Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Lining up my bush with a straight razor"
X Link 2025-12-08T17:44Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Theres no reason to be an incel girls will fuck you even if youre lame and ugly"
X Link 2025-12-08T18:29Z 10.4K followers, 1.9M engagements
"Your body is a temple and slim jims dont belong in there"
X Link 2025-12-08T19:58Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"My fursona is the tiger king"
X Link 2025-12-08T22:23Z 10.4K followers, [----] engagements
"Did Mike Pence want to send people to conversion camps or did I hallucinate that"
X Link 2025-12-08T22:25Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"If I go to Starbucks and give them my name as Dr Pervert do you think they would call it out"
X Link 2025-12-09T00:56Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"@exit_earth_ramp Bc they are angry and hate women but if they just stopped doing that they could have them lol"
X Link 2025-12-09T01:16Z [----] followers, 45K engagements
"Im friends with people who fuck the ugliest men Ive ever seen stop saying Im lying Theres no reason to be an incel girls will fuck you even if youre lame and ugly Theres no reason to be an incel girls will fuck you even if youre lame and ugly"
X Link 2025-12-09T01:58Z 10.6K followers, 1.3M engagements
"First rounds on me oh ok im going home after that for a really amazing reason"
X Link 2025-12-09T07:03Z [----] followers, 1.6M engagements
"Me (we havent even been on one date)"
X Link 2025-12-09T07:25Z [----] followers, 10.3K engagements
"Love a dude with addiction issues. Dont care what to. Its all about the passion"
X Link 2025-12-09T22:33Z [----] followers, 155.8K engagements
"Pay me Ill send [---] messages in a row I paid the $300 dollar dm fee and all I got was a "👍" reaction I paid the $300 dollar dm fee and all I got was a "👍" reaction"
X Link 2025-12-09T23:23Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Dont really wanna die in this life with any fears so Im gonna have to get over car washes the Amish and public dancing"
X Link 2025-12-09T23:47Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"This grocery store elevator makes me feel like Im about to perform at a concert and theyre putting me down on stage"
X Link 2025-12-10T06:23Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"In my dream world the currency would be sea glass"
X Link 2025-12-10T13:01Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"In my early 20s I dated this guy I called meth hands he wasnt even on meth but thats meth hands fs"
X Link 2025-12-10T17:37Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"@sha1yssssa No I would lie about mine"
X Link 2025-12-10T20:11Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"Fucking up my life for the love of the game"
X Link 2025-12-11T01:08Z [----] followers, 70.8K engagements
"Do you like my new nail color say yes maam"
X Link 2025-12-11T07:58Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"I went to McDonalds and ordered a cheeseburger and the lady said thats it youre not hungry Um yes I am hungry thats why I ordered a cheeseburger. If I wanted to be shamed at a fast food restaurant I would have gone to chick fi la and told them Im bisexual"
X Link 2025-12-11T08:36Z [----] followers, 144K engagements
"Marrying a guy with CTE so we dont have to have any hard conversations"
X Link 2025-12-11T19:27Z 11K followers, 1.3M engagements
"I feel like this song today https://open.spotify.com/track/3cjvqsvvU80g7WJPMVh8iqsi=z2WcyGTTQ3qhDspXqOv_Eg https://open.spotify.com/track/3cjvqsvvU80g7WJPMVh8iqsi=z2WcyGTTQ3qhDspXqOv_Eg"
X Link 2025-12-11T21:44Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Edinburgh Scotland (2024)"
X Link 2025-12-11T22:19Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Going to read at the bar"
X Link 2025-12-12T01:43Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Are you shitting my pants rn"
X Link 2025-12-12T04:26Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Stevie Knicks shirt I thrifted"
X Link 2025-12-12T07:48Z [----] followers, 158.9K engagements
"This was one I found in Ohio. Its Andre the Giant if u cant tell :)"
X Link 2025-12-12T08:15Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"So glad my neighbor is a night owl I would hate to sleep at night when youre supposed to sleep"
X Link 2025-12-12T08:23Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Vienna (2024)"
X Link 2025-12-12T14:23Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"2 years ago I went to a haunted house and got a concussion and gave a worker a black eye bc I didnt know he was close behind me so when I jumped the back of my head connected to his eye socket it was awesome"
X Link 2025-12-12T14:59Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Never had [----] Instagram followers in my life this is a big day for Elmo"
X Link 2025-12-12T16:59Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"A friend of a friend fell in love with me after hanging out twice and when I wouldnt date him he wrote me a [--] paragraph email and checked himself into the psych ward"
X Link 2025-12-12T19:56Z [----] followers, 320.6K engagements
"Felt like throwing up so I was gonna go outside for fresh air and I get on the elevator and a homeless lady was doing meth in there. You know what Ok "
X Link 2025-12-13T07:39Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Im anti war but if I could redo my life I would have joined the air force so I got free training and been a pilot"
X Link 2025-12-13T18:48Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"I wish Panera still sold the lemonades that could kill you"
X Link 2025-12-13T19:06Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Asked this guy if he was from here bc I wanted to know what mountain I was looking at and he fully said yes then [--] min later told me he is here from bulgaria. yes was about the only word he knew in English. Buddy if you dont gtf. playing in my face. LMFAO 😭"
X Link 2025-12-13T20:31Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"This looks like a LinkedIn post How Im Surviving My Lay-Off"
X Link 2025-12-14T06:19Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Free Willy is out there I know it"
X Link 2025-12-14T06:26Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"I bought earplugs so I dont have to listen to my neighbor exist anymore hes been defeated"
X Link 2025-12-14T08:20Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Dont get mad at me because its MY list but I sat down and thought out my requirements for a partner heres a rough draft"
X Link 2025-12-14T09:37Z [----] followers, 21.1K engagements
"@CrudeUK Dont care"
X Link 2025-12-14T14:07Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"Youre mad at me and Im at home taking dollar tree drug tests for fun . Ok"
X Link 2025-12-14T18:44Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Wearing earplugs in public is the best idea Ive ever had"
X Link 2025-12-14T22:25Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"My behavior is really adjacent to when Robert Pattinson went to dinner with his stalker and was fucking nuts towards her and she left him alone forever"
X Link 2025-12-15T22:17Z 10.7K followers, 2.8M engagements
"Taking a shower in the dark w a candle will fix you"
X Link 2025-12-16T03:43Z 10.7K followers, 311.2K engagements
"Ive been using dollar tree shampoo and conditioner so if in a couple years I have a baby with three eyes dont stare at us too long"
X Link 2025-12-16T04:05Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"My guide for a first date: Tell them where you were conceived (make this up) Ask if they miss Pangaea Tell the waitress this is your one year anniversary Say you can tell they were a C Section baby Ask if they could lift the booth youre sitting in"
X Link 2025-12-16T20:05Z 11.2K followers, 66K engagements
"Fuck cookies if I was Santa Id want spam musubi left out for me"
X Link 2025-12-16T20:09Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"You let your cat on the counters buddy I would let my cat shoot me [--] times"
X Link 2025-12-16T21:50Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"I found out that taking every person you date super seriously and planning your life with them in your head is actually not what youre supposed to do youre supposed to figure out if they are a good person first I missed that step my bad"
X Link 2025-12-17T08:26Z 11K followers, 1.1M engagements
"If I was god Jake Paul would have never been famous he would work at Walmart"
X Link 2025-12-17T16:42Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"@sackboy11111 If anyone knows let me know too"
X Link 2025-12-17T20:51Z [----] followers, 42.5K engagements
"Overheard this girl saying this isnt worth the calories and omg Ive never thought of a single calorie in my life"
X Link 2025-12-18T04:25Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Girls that let their bfs call them a bitch omg I could not even tell you the irreparable damage I would do to his mental health and probably his mothers too thats so crazy you allow that"
X Link 2025-12-18T06:10Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Men love to talk about their ex girlfriends"
X Link 2025-12-18T13:45Z 10.9K followers, 141.6K engagements
"Im so excited to go to Las Vegas for [--] hours going to get a wedding dress and pretend my husband left me at the altar"
X Link 2025-12-18T19:20Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Deleting mean messages as soon as I send them Im sorry Im still growing stink forgive me"
X Link 2025-12-18T19:26Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Putting my voodoo doll on the treadmill"
X Link 2025-12-19T04:51Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"@ErniSama Why are you in debt"
X Link 2025-12-19T04:59Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"Why are mens jeans so stiff are they bulletproof"
X Link 2025-12-19T19:46Z 11.1K followers, [----] engagements
"@Sapper933 Just a weird pose I was taking a pic of the underneath of my hair cause I just dyed it lol"
X Link 2025-12-20T07:47Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"Sometimes the wrong piece of chicken will make you want to join PETA"
X Link 2025-12-20T15:05Z 11K followers, 1.5M engagements
"Taking pics of all the grocery store flowers then leaving"
X Link 2025-12-20T17:36Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"the biggest cake in the grocery store"
X Link 2025-12-20T17:48Z [----] followers, 172.6K engagements
"North Bend Washington (2025)"
X Link 2025-12-20T23:17Z 11.2K followers, 330.8K engagements
"My tire is flat. I dont want to deal with that. Im in bed"
X Link 2025-12-21T17:04Z 10.4K followers, 16.7K engagements
"Giving her a fridge tour"
X Link 2025-12-21T20:17Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Are boys on here like we were incels together ❤"
X Link 2025-12-21T22:51Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Im so glad Covid happened so that we could all watch tiger king"
X Link 2025-12-22T08:24Z 11.1K followers, [----] engagements
"What I love doing to all of my boyfriends is dumping them and then when they wont take me back telling them I would have never left them"
X Link 2025-12-22T08:50Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"Found out last night that people are in much different tax brackets than me. I told someone I got a flat tire and they recommend I go ahead and replace all of them. ALL OF THEM. LOOOOLLLLLL"
X Link 2025-12-22T17:53Z 10.5K followers, 2.6M engagements
"@jerseyfrost69 Like is Mr. beast buying these tires cus Im not"
X Link 2025-12-22T17:58Z 10.4K followers, 134.1K engagements
"At the fear of making them sell out these are the best hot chips on earth and they sell them at the dollar tree"
X Link 2025-12-22T18:43Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Whats a job I could do where people dont ask me a lot of questions"
X Link 2025-12-23T18:06Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Bruh am I herbert the pervert I have [---] of these"
X Link 2025-12-23T23:42Z 10.4K followers, 14.1K engagements
"I have to wait [--] hours for my tire to be put on so enjoy my pet store pics while I wait"
X Link 2025-12-24T01:35Z 10.7K followers, 13.1K engagements
"In Switzerland I met a mountain kitty named Fritz"
X Link 2025-12-24T16:08Z 10.7K followers, 13.4K engagements
"@Shoun_B Lmfao"
X Link 2025-12-25T22:23Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"Watching big mommas house [--]. Merry Christmas"
X Link 2025-12-26T03:09Z 11.2K followers, 92.7K engagements
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