@mariana057 mariana Z

mariana Z posts on X about if you, in the, so i, eat the most. They currently have [-------] followers and [---] posts still getting attention that total [------] engagements in the last [--] hours.

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Social Influence

Social category influence countries 3.31% stocks 1.99% finance 1.32% celebrities 1.32% technology brands 1.32% products 1.32% musicians 0.66% social networks 0.66%

Social topic influence if you 7.28%, in the 4.64%, so i 2.65%, eat 1.99%, how to 1.99%, night 1.99%, bag 1.99%, star 1.99%, store 1.99%, ceo 1.32%

Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by @dorian_aurora @scrotes3 @dorianaurora @docatcdi @darrenjohnhill @magicmark9 @mockking_j @blunt_always @neilgerardo @wildfirechris1 @davey12string @bunkaih @born_in_54 @skyyyprincess @jill13141567 @onedarkseed @theliamnissan @juliuskim @kurps84518 @hedseeker

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Top Social Posts

Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours

"My wife told me: Sex is better on vacation. I wasn't expecting that on the postcard she sent from Greece"
X Link 2026-01-10T21:49Z 106.4K followers, 1.3M engagements

"When I was a kid bedtime was [--] pm and I couldn't wait to be a grownup so I could go to bed any time I wanted. turns out that's [--] pm"
X Link 2023-11-28T01:57Z 106.4K followers, 323K engagements

"The CEO of IKEA was just elected Prime Minister in Sweden. He should have his cabinet together by the end of the weekend"
X Link 2025-09-11T19:55Z 106.4K followers, 17.4M engagements

"Why is no one ever the right amount of whelmed"
X Link 2025-12-08T16:54Z 106.4K followers, 475.7K engagements

"A worm is a pretty disappointing prize for getting up early if you ask me"
X Link 2026-01-06T12:24Z 106.4K followers, 621.5K engagements

"Sing it with me"
X Link 2026-01-11T02:28Z 106.3K followers, 68.8K engagements

"I love the phrase "bear with me" because it can either mean "be patient" or "the zoo heist was a success""
X Link 2026-01-15T16:33Z 106.4K followers, 1.4M engagements

"Me: "Look. A flock of cows." Son: "Herd of cows." Me: "Of course I've heard of cows. There's a flock of them right there.""
X Link 2026-01-22T03:08Z 106.4K followers, 95K engagements

"There's no way everybody was kung fu fighting"
X Link 2026-01-30T01:08Z 106.4K followers, 707.2K engagements

"Eggs are great for a diet. If you don't like the taste just add cocoa baking powder flour sugar and butter. bake at [---] degrees for [--] minutes"
X Link 2026-02-01T19:41Z 106.4K followers, 438K engagements

"Accordion to a recent survey [--] out of [--] people don't notice when a word in a sentence is replaced by a musical instrument"
X Link 2026-02-02T00:41Z 106.4K followers, 499.9K engagements

"Step 1: Start a beer company named Responsibly. Step 2: Watch as every other beer company promotes you for free at the end of their commercials. Step 3: Enjoy the 💰💰💰"
X Link 2026-02-05T02:40Z 106.4K followers, 856.2K engagements

"If you watch the movie "Jaws" backwards it becomes the heartwarming story about a shark who swims around giving arms and legs to disabled people"
X Link 2026-02-11T13:50Z 106.3K followers, 297K engagements

"Sometimes its just easier to eat the last slice of pizza than fit the box in the fridge"
X Link 2026-02-12T22:15Z 106.3K followers, 11.6K engagements

"Three hardest things for a man to say: 1: I need help. 2: I was wrong 3: Worcestershire Sauce"
X Link 2026-02-13T15:32Z 106.4K followers, 12K engagements

"Very friendly service"
X Link 2026-02-14T00:48Z 106.4K followers, 14.1K engagements

"Her: At least invite me out to dinner. Him: I don't go out with married women. Her: But I'm your wife. Him: I make no exceptions"
X Link 2026-02-15T17:05Z 106.3K followers, 31.5K engagements

"Apparently this weekend there will be constant rane hale gails drissle thundre litnin hy tydes tawnaydoes and frizzing colde. Really bad spell of wether"
X Link 2025-11-25T11:38Z 106.3K followers, [----] engagements

"It is a shame that nothing is built in America anymore. I just bought a TV that said: Built in Antenna. I dont even know where that is"
X Link 2025-12-03T17:54Z 106.2K followers, 216.2K engagements

"Just helped my neighbor bury a rolled up carpet in the woods. Her boyfriend would've done it but he's out of town"
X Link 2025-12-06T20:00Z 106.3K followers, 175.3K engagements

"A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence. For example: - Jane ate her friend's sandwich. - Jane ate her friend's colon"
X Link 2025-12-28T22:39Z 106.3K followers, 1.4M engagements

"I hate spelling errors. You mix up two letters and your entire post is urined"
X Link 2026-01-05T11:48Z 106.3K followers, 178.3K engagements

"So I think it's a disgrace on society and our education system when after [--] years most people have no idea who Neil Armstrong is. Or what kind of trumpet he played"
X Link 2026-01-28T15:36Z 106.3K followers, 48.5K engagements

"The [--] second rule for food dropped on the ground does not work if you have a [--] second dog"
X Link 2026-01-28T20:34Z 106.3K followers, 117.4K engagements

"A large group of Karens is called a Homeowners Association"
X Link 2026-02-04T23:45Z 106.2K followers, 32.3K engagements

"I have an emotional support spider. Well at least thats what Im calling him. Hes always in my corner"
X Link 2026-02-05T16:46Z 106.3K followers, [----] engagements

"I'm making a new documentary on how to fly a plane. We're currently filming the pilot"
X Link 2026-02-06T02:55Z 106.2K followers, [----] engagements

"Justice is a dish best served cold. If it was served warm it would be justwater"
X Link 2026-02-06T13:10Z 106.3K followers, 44.3K engagements

"My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. Its called "lunch.""
X Link 2026-02-06T17:42Z 106.3K followers, 19.5K engagements

"Apparently you cant use beef stew as a password. Its not stroganoff"
X Link 2026-02-07T13:46Z 106.3K followers, 515.7K engagements

"I thought chiropractors were a waste of money but i stand corrected"
X Link 2026-02-07T16:05Z 106.2K followers, 16.9K engagements

"I hate it when I'm singing a song and the singer gets the words wrong"
X Link 2026-02-07T21:30Z 106.2K followers, 13.7K engagements

"I can't decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life or are living it to the fullest"
X Link 2026-02-08T13:27Z 106.3K followers, 63.1K engagements

"@DarrenJohnHill I grew up in Rogers park Small world"
X Link 2026-02-09T00:13Z 106.2K followers, [--] engagements

"People who can't tell the difference between whole numbers and decimals are missing the point"
X Link 2026-02-09T14:20Z 106.3K followers, 90.1K engagements

"The sentence: "Are you as bored as I am" can be said backwards and still makes sense"
X Link 2026-02-09T19:17Z 106.3K followers, 61.8K engagements

"@Skyyy_Princess 😂😂"
X Link 2026-02-09T20:03Z 106.2K followers, [---] engagements

"My wife texted me Your great and I replied No you're great". She's been really happy and smiling at me all weekend. I just corrected her grammar. Don't need to get so excited"
X Link 2026-02-09T21:45Z 106.3K followers, 10.1K engagements

"The whole salad dressing industry exists because people really just don't like the taste of salad"
X Link 2026-02-09T22:52Z 106.3K followers, 30.4K engagements

"@DocAtCDI Life is definitely getting better. If you told me [--] months ago Id meet someone new and start enjoying life again I dont think Id believe you but here we are ❤❤"
X Link 2026-02-09T23:52Z 106.2K followers, [--] engagements

"Wife: sometimes I like to mess with my husband and hide his stuff where he can't find it. Like I put his shoes in the shoe closet his jacket on the hanger and his keys on the key hook"
X Link 2026-02-10T12:57Z 106.3K followers, 12.1K engagements

"Mixed up my pizza app and my dating app Now theres a [--] inch vegetarian at my door"
X Link 2026-02-10T17:20Z 106.3K followers, [----] engagements

"@Dorian_Aurora Ew no thank you 😂😂😂 Hi honey"
X Link 2026-02-10T19:09Z 106.3K followers, [--] engagements

"If an email shows up titled "Knock knock" don't open it Its a Jehovah's Witness working from home"
X Link 2026-02-10T22:57Z 106.3K followers, 12.3K engagements

"@Dorian_Aurora 😂😂😂😂😂"
X Link 2026-02-11T15:50Z 106.3K followers, [----] engagements

"@Jill13141567 I did I borrow 90% of stuff I post and I say it on my profile. I just want to make people smile"
X Link 2026-02-11T22:05Z 106.3K followers, [----] engagements

"@Dorian_Aurora @Scrotes3"
X Link 2026-02-12T03:26Z 106.3K followers, [--] engagements

"Stop killing Alligators to make Gatorade"
X Link 2026-02-12T04:32Z 106.3K followers, [----] engagements

"@Scrotes3 @Dorian_Aurora Whos fondling whom"
X Link 2026-02-12T05:56Z 106.3K followers, [--] engagements

"@Dorian_Aurora @Scrotes3 Ouch. What happened to taking it easy for a while"
X Link 2026-02-12T06:23Z 106.3K followers, [--] engagements

"If there is soup of the day is there a sexier soup of the night somewhere"
X Link 2026-02-12T19:27Z 106.3K followers, [----] engagements

"I played Stairway to Heaven for the 1000th time today. I think that was a record"
X Link 2026-02-13T14:43Z 106.3K followers, [----] engagements

"I just mashed up some Kelloggs Frosted Flakes into a paste & used it between my bathroom tiles. Theyyy'rre GROUT"
X Link 2026-02-13T23:33Z 106.3K followers, [----] engagements

"@MagicMark9 @OneDarkSeed Thanks Mark"
X Link 2026-02-14T02:03Z 106.3K followers, [--] engagements

"@theliamnissan Tupac"
X Link 2026-02-14T04:12Z 106.3K followers, [---] engagements

"Ate an edible last night and cooked a pizza at [--] degrees for [---] minutes"
X Link 2025-12-11T17:09Z 106.4K followers, 3.2M engagements

"The fact that hemorrhoids aren't called asteroids is a major missed opportunity for science health and the English language"
X Link 2026-02-08T01:30Z 106.3K followers, 266.5K engagements

"The first rule of Condescension Club is complex and I don't think you'd understand even if I explained it to you"
X Link 2026-02-08T23:59Z 106.4K followers, 64K engagements

"Before I die Im going to eat a bag of unpopped popcorn. That should make the cremation a little more interesting"
X Link 2026-02-12T02:23Z 106.4K followers, 56.6K engagements

"Has anyone tried unplugging the United States and plugging it back in again"
X Link 2026-02-15T20:17Z 106.3K followers, 110.4K engagements

"Buying something nice for myself because today would've been my birthday if I was born today"
X Link 2026-02-15T21:55Z 106.4K followers, [----] engagements

"The fact that some people can't distinguish between etymology and entomology bugs me in ways I can't put into words"
X Link 2021-11-27T20:49Z 106.4K followers, 29.6K engagements

"I watched a documentary on weed last night. I think thats how Ill watch all documentaries from now on"
X Link 2022-03-12T01:57Z 106.4K followers, 17.3K engagements

"My son Luke loves that we named our children after Star Wars characters. My daughter Chewbacca not so much"
X Link 2022-10-16T00:19Z 106.4K followers, [----] engagements

"My twin sister called me from prison. She said: You know how we finish each others sentences"
X Link 2022-11-02T19:00Z 106.4K followers, 35.1K engagements

"My 75-year-old mother just informed me that she is going to her first "sex party" and doesn't know what to bring. After some awkward questions I said "Gender reveal. You're going to a gender reveal.""
X Link 2023-06-20T21:31Z 106.4K followers, 1.8M engagements

"The next Star Wars movie will introduce Darth Vaders annoying brother: Aggra Vader"
X Link 2026-02-13T19:31Z 106.3K followers, [----] engagements

"@Dorian_Aurora @Julius_Kim 😂😂😂"
X Link 2026-02-16T15:25Z 106.3K followers, [--] engagements

"When I was a little kid I used to think "this little pig went to market" meant it was going shopping"
X Link 2025-07-12T20:38Z 106.4K followers, 12.1M engagements

"I've just turned off the news and put on a serial killer documentary to relax"
X Link 2025-07-30T22:50Z 106.4K followers, 500.6K engagements

"My co-worker said - "You should never eat donuts for breakfast to me today. I told her "My Grandmother lived to [---] years old." She asked "Did she eat donuts for breakfast I said "No she minded her own business.""
X Link 2025-09-27T14:19Z 106.4K followers, 152.4K engagements

"If you serve frozen pizza or chicken nuggets for dinner you are a terrible parent. I dont care how busy you are Find the time to microwave the stuff"
X Link 2026-02-11T03:22Z 106.3K followers, 48.8K engagements

"@DocAtCDI Why is it always John Damnit 😂😂"
X Link 2026-02-12T23:33Z 106.4K followers, [---] engagements

"I've been told that I need professional help So I'm looking for a Butler a Maid and a nanny"
X Link 2026-02-14T15:20Z 106.4K followers, 10.1K engagements

"My wife has just told me that shes going to leave me over my obsession with Wham. I said "Okay wake me up before you go go""
X Link 2026-02-14T22:52Z 106.3K followers, [----] engagements

"It's been raining cats and dogs ALL DAY I just stepped in a poodle"
X Link 2026-02-15T15:01Z 106.4K followers, [----] engagements

"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender: Hey. Horse: Sure"
X Link 2026-02-16T16:52Z 106.4K followers, 10.9K engagements

"An apple a day is bogus Apples are dangerous. Just look at Eve Snow White Blackberry or any pig at a luau"
X Link 2026-02-16T20:29Z 106.3K followers, [----] engagements

"What if soy milk is just regular milk introducing itself in Spanish"
X Link 2021-07-30T04:09Z 106.4K followers, [----] engagements

"Why is Iron Man called Iron Man and not Fe-Male"
X Link 2021-08-10T19:03Z 106.4K followers, [----] engagements

"Im sorry do what to now"
X Link 2021-08-13T23:00Z 106.4K followers, 11.8K engagements

"If a bra is an "over the shoulder boulder holder" does that make men's underwear an "under the butt nut hut""
X Link 2021-08-27T01:47Z 106.4K followers, [----] engagements

"I took some Ivermectin yesterday. The Dr. says I'm in stable condition"
X Link 2021-09-10T15:59Z 106.4K followers, [----] engagements

"The guy who invented throat lozenges died last week. There was no coffin at the funeral"
X Link 2021-09-22T03:44Z 106.4K followers, [----] engagements

"I cant 😂😂😂😂"
X Link 2021-10-16T22:27Z 106.4K followers, 11.2K engagements

"I get very annoyed when people mix up there they're and their.from now on I'm going to point it out weather they like it or not"
X Link 2021-11-15T23:48Z 106.4K followers, 16.5K engagements

"When I was young I was poor. After years of hard work.I am no longer young"
X Link 2021-11-20T17:22Z 106.4K followers, 22.8K engagements

"So my rum and raisin cake is gluten free. Its also raisin free. And cake free. OK its just rum"
X Link 2021-11-24T23:12Z 106.4K followers, 10.2K engagements

"I bought a Christmas tree today and the salesman asked if I was going to put it up myself. I said no Im going to put it in the living room"
X Link 2021-12-18T21:44Z 106.4K followers, [----] engagements

"Sometimes you meet someone and you know from the first moment that you want to spend your whole life without them"
X Link 2021-12-22T20:53Z 106.4K followers, [----] engagements

"That last tooth brushing before heading to the dentist is the adult version of cramming for finals"
X Link 2021-12-23T18:05Z 106.4K followers, 16K engagements

"Say got if you get it"
X Link 2021-12-23T21:02Z 106.4K followers, 10.7K engagements

"Today I found a twenty dollar bill on the ground. As I went to walk away with it I thought "What would Jesus do" So I went to a store and turned it into wine"
X Link 2022-01-02T23:32Z 106.4K followers, [----] engagements

"Changed all my passwords to Kenny. Now all I have are Kenny Loggins"
X Link 2022-01-08T03:28Z 106.4K followers, [----] engagements

"My wife and I have decided we don't want to have children. So we are going to tell them tonight at dinner"
X Link 2022-01-11T02:30Z 106.4K followers, 19.9K engagements

"I have questions 😂😂😂😂"
X Link 2022-01-14T00:04Z 106.4K followers, [----] engagements

"Has anyone lived long enough to buy a second bottle of worcestershire sauce"
X Link 2022-01-30T03:09Z 106.4K followers, 17.8K engagements

"Milli Vanilli just announced that theyre pulling someone elses music from Spotify"
X Link 2022-02-03T00:38Z 106.4K followers, [----] engagements

"I asked my daughter to give me a phone book. She laughed at me called me a boomer and lent me her iPhone. So now the spider is dead her iPhone is broken & my daughter is furious"
X Link 2022-02-11T18:46Z 106.4K followers, 58.5K engagements

"Say got it if you get it"
X Link 2022-02-19T02:35Z 106.4K followers, 17K engagements

"I've just turned off the news and put on a serial killer documentary to relax"
X Link 2022-03-03T21:45Z 106.4K followers, 68K engagements

"Sometimes I think Im buying organic vegetables but when I get home I realize theyre just regular donuts"
X Link 2022-03-05T02:09Z 106.4K followers, [----] engagements

"Stallone: I'm making a movie about composers. I'm playing Beethoven. Van Damme: I'll be Mozart. Schwarzenegger: Stop it guys I'm not saying it"
X Link 2022-03-08T23:52Z 106.4K followers, 62.8K engagements

"HEY WALMART DON'T GET PISSED AT ME IF I FORGOT TO SCAN SOMETHING. YOU LITERALLY GAVE ME ZERO TRAINING BEFORE MAKING ME A CASHIER"
X Link 2022-03-19T22:37Z 106.4K followers, 111.9K engagements

"I was today years old when I found out that if you hold down the [--] button/key you get the degree sign"
X Link 2022-03-27T20:24Z 106.4K followers, 18.7K engagements

"What did the police at the oscars find when they dusted Chris Rock's face Fresh Prints"
X Link 2022-03-28T13:00Z 106.4K followers, 21.4K engagements

"Caught my son chewing on electrical wires. So I grounded him. He's doing better currently and conducting himself properly"
X Link 2022-04-05T20:55Z 106.4K followers, 16.9K engagements

"Why is Iron Man called Iron Man and not Fe-Male"
X Link 2022-04-07T00:52Z 106.4K followers, 92.8K engagements

"My dog accidentally swallowed a whole bag of Scrabble tiles. We took him to the vet to get him checked out. No word yet"
X Link 2022-04-09T22:38Z 106.4K followers, 165.7K engagements

"Elon Musk bought twitter for $43 Billion. Didnt he know that he could download it for free from the App Store"
X Link 2022-04-27T02:38Z 106.4K followers, 17.1K engagements

"The CEO of IKEA was just elected Prime Minister in Sweden. He should have his cabinet together by the end of the weekend"
X Link 2022-05-02T01:40Z 106.4K followers, 31.1K engagements

"Cooking for [--] hours just to eat for [--] minutes is the biggest scam in the world"
X Link 2022-06-05T21:03Z 106.4K followers, 52.2K engagements

"As the Kardashians celebrate their 20th and final season. I would LOVE you to congratulate myself for never watching a single episode"
X Link 2022-06-30T17:18Z 106.4K followers, 127.4K engagements

"If you're cremated after you die you can be put into an hourglass and continue to participate in family game night"
X Link 2022-07-09T21:25Z 106.4K followers, 466.9K engagements

"A large group of Karens is called a Homeowners Association"
X Link 2022-07-10T01:09Z 106.4K followers, 20.5K engagements

"FYI: It's no longer "box wine" The classy term is "cardboardeaux""
X Link 2022-07-18T02:39Z 106.4K followers, 56.5K engagements

"I got carded at the liquor store & my Blockbuster card accidentally fell out. The cashier said"Never mind.""
X Link 2022-08-11T01:36Z 106.4K followers, [----] engagements

"How to cook crack and clean a crab. Step 1: Use fucking commas"
X Link 2022-08-31T17:22Z 106.4K followers, 15.6K engagements

"Mr. Rogers did not adequately prepare me for the people in my neighborhood"
X Link 2022-09-06T16:36Z 106.4K followers, 17K engagements

"I found $20 laying in the parking lot and thought to myself What would Jesus do So I turned it into wine"
X Link 2022-09-10T03:35Z 106.4K followers, 61.8K engagements

"My dog accidentally swallowed a whole bag of Scrabble tiles. We took him to the vet to get him checked out. No word yet"
X Link 2022-09-17T00:23Z 106.4K followers, 16.3K engagements

"That moment when you drive your Chevy to the levy and the levy isnt dry. This is what happens when you drink whiskey and rye"
X Link 2022-09-17T00:45Z 106.4K followers, [----] engagements

"The only thing flat earthers have to fear. .is sphere itself"
X Link 2022-09-18T04:00Z 106.4K followers, 36.1K engagements

"The walk from my house to the bar is [--] minutes. The walk from the bar to my house is [--] minutes. The difference is Staggering"
X Link 2022-09-27T23:33Z 106.4K followers, [----] engagements

"If you lose your Khakis in Texas it means you can't find your pants. If you lose your Khakis in Boston it means you can't start your car"
X Link 2022-10-07T15:45Z 106.4K followers, [----] engagements

"I asked my daughter to give me a phone book. She laughed at me called me a boomer and lent me her iPhone. So now the spider is dead her iPhone is broken & my daughter is furious"
X Link 2022-10-10T17:52Z 106.4K followers, [----] engagements

"So this was a Zoom meeting this whole time"
X Link 2022-10-11T03:00Z 106.4K followers, [----] engagements

"Apparently there is a Patron Saint of copying people on an email. It's St. Francis of a CC"
X Link 2022-10-25T21:40Z 106.4K followers, [----] engagements

"Caught my son chewing on electrical wires so I grounded him. He's doing better currently and conducting himself properly"
X Link 2022-10-29T21:09Z 106.4K followers, [----] engagements

"I've just turned off the news and put on a serial killer documentary to relax"
X Link 2022-10-30T00:07Z 106.4K followers, [----] engagements

"LIFE HACK: Answer your phone "Hello you're on the air" and 99% of the time people will just hang up"
X Link 2022-10-30T01:26Z 106.4K followers, [----] engagements

"I was at the library when people began throwing Stephen King novels around. I could not figure out why. Then IT hit me"
X Link 2022-11-05T02:49Z 106.4K followers, [----] engagements

"How to speak Irish WHALE OIL BEEF HOOKED (say it fast)"
X Link 2022-11-06T01:34Z 106.4K followers, 12K engagements

"Just helped my neighbour bury a rolled up carpet in the woods. Her boyfriend would've done it but he's out of town"
X Link 2022-11-23T03:40Z 106.4K followers, 14.8K engagements

"Don't forget to turn your bathroom scales back [--] pounds tonight at 1AM for Thanksgiving"
X Link 2022-11-23T17:18Z 106.4K followers, 39.8K engagements

"I was today years old when I found out that if you hold down the [--] button/key you get the degree sign"
X Link 2022-11-25T02:12Z 106.4K followers, 21.6K engagements

"Does anyone else tell their pets "I'll be back soon" when they leave the house Just me"
X Link 2022-12-04T19:33Z 106.4K followers, 42.8K engagements

"Which wine pairs best with finding out my in-laws are staying a day longer than I thought"
X Link 2023-01-10T17:12Z 106.4K followers, 884.9K engagements

"If someone from ziplock could contact Literally anyone in the cereal Business that would be great"
X Link 2023-01-12T03:03Z 106.4K followers, 1.9M engagements

"Back in my day there was so much Toilet Paper and Eggs that we would throw them at the houses of our enemies"
X Link 2023-01-16T20:00Z 106.4K followers, 489.5K engagements

"QUICK QUESTION: Is it "for fucks sake" or "for fuck sake" It's for a work email so has to sound professional"
X Link 2023-02-28T17:10Z 106.4K followers, 677.4K engagements

"I was arguing with a guy at a bar. He said he was a big pop star in the 80s. I didnt believe him but he was adamant"
X Link 2023-03-11T22:00Z 106.4K followers, 11.9M engagements

"Parenting is buying [--] yogurts and watching them all get eaten In one day. Then buying [--] yogurts and watching them expire because Nobody likes yogurt"
X Link 2023-11-22T21:06Z 106.4K followers, 333.6K engagements

"Cassette tapes had an A side and a B side so it makes sense that their successor would be the CD"
X Link 2024-03-06T16:29Z 106.4K followers, 626K engagements

"We DO NOT throw perfectly good food away in this house. We put leftovers in a Tupperware & let it go bad THEN throw it out"
X Link 2024-06-20T17:01Z 106.4K followers, 5.4M engagements

"My 76-year-old mother just informed me that she is going to her first "sex party" and doesn't know what to bring. After some awkward questions I said "Gender reveal. You're going to a gender reveal.""
X Link 2025-07-04T03:10Z 106.4K followers, 1.5M engagements

"Accordion to a recent survey [--] out of [--] people don't notice when a word in a sentence is replaced by a musical instrument"
X Link 2025-07-17T18:58Z 106.4K followers, 831.2K engagements

"Which wine pairs best with finding out my in-laws are staying a day longer than I thought"
X Link 2025-09-19T16:48Z 106.4K followers, 544.9K engagements

"Please pray for my daughter who had to empty the dishwasher when she "just did this yesterday and she's tired.""
X Link 2025-11-01T21:11Z 106.4K followers, 2.3M engagements

"I cant 😂😂😂"
X Link 2025-11-09T20:38Z 106.4K followers, 172.7K engagements

"loud knocking "Open up. its the police". Me: "prove it". "How". Me: "Sing Roxanne""
X Link 2026-01-10T14:30Z 106.3K followers, 26.1K engagements

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