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@iowahawkblog Avatar @iowahawkblog David Burge

David Burge posts on X about buick, marbles, penn state, ford the most. They currently have XXXXXXX followers and 7909 posts still getting attention that total XXXXXX engagements in the last XX hours.

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Social category influence automotive brands countries finance technology brands travel destinations ncaa football social networks events #544 stocks fashion brands

Social topic influence buick, marbles, penn state #588, ford, ohio #1215, grandpa #482, marble #665, sxsw #52, he will, australia

Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by @3yearletterman @jarvisbest @tracesoftexas @janecoaston @redsteeze @neoavatara @esotericcd @nickgillespie @thehistoryofth2 @super70ssports @mraff57 @bearflagfan @damintoell @bridgetphetasy @bendreyfuss @elonmusk @harrybergeron @speedandsport @neontaster @exjon

Top assets mentioned Dave Inc. Class A Common Stock (DAVE) General Motors Company (GM)

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"Pretty sure there was a metric fuckton of Tik Tok professional lefties and "educators" who got a well deserved Karmic career hook because they couldn't contain their incontinent keyboard glee over Charlie Kirk which I also endorse"
X Link @iowahawkblog 2025-10-16T13:44Z 269K followers, 10.7K engagements

"If you're following @CFBMarbleGame here are the current top XX marble leaders their Week X matchup and how many marbles they'll have depending on game outcome"
X Link @iowahawkblog 2025-10-06T17:31Z 269K followers, 15K engagements

"We need a national conversation on sarcasm detection"
X Link @iowahawkblog 2025-10-15T12:50Z 269K followers, 22.7K engagements

"Conclusion: in order to extend life expectancy in America we need mandatory Oktoberfests cornfields and Big Ten West football everywhere"
X Link @iowahawkblog 2025-10-13T22:55Z 269K followers, 7505 engagements

"I'm in a little cash flow situation right now I'm looking for someone to climate change my surplus Beanie Baby warehouse before next Tuesday"
X Link @iowahawkblog 2025-10-09T13:05Z 269K followers, 11.9K engagements

"He seems to be looking up at the caption like WTF"
X Link @iowahawkblog 2025-10-15T12:36Z 269K followers, 20.4K engagements

"*also I think the negative got reversed because the steering wheel is on the right. But GM did sell some of these abroad as right-side steering in left-side driving countries"
X Link @iowahawkblog 2025-10-11T17:38Z 269K followers, 5438 engagements

"Among other places he will be playing at SXSW Music Fest Sydney. Apparently SXSW opened a franchise in Australia. True story"
X Link @iowahawkblog 2025-10-13T18:37Z 269K followers, 10.2K engagements

"BTW Amazon CEO Andy Jassy's base annual salary is $365k less than half the NFL minimum wage. The other XX% of his 2024 pay came from 2021 stock options that vested in 2024. Had Amazon's stock price not increased during those X years they'd be worth jack shit"
X Link @iowahawkblog 2025-10-09T14:23Z 269K followers, 23.2K engagements

"Like I've always said Marble Game rankings don't really start to shake out until Week X or X in the season. I defy you to name a simpler more understandable and more objective way to select the playoff field"
X Link @iowahawkblog 2025-10-12T12:59Z 268.9K followers, 13.8K engagements

"The year is 1926. You have just entered a speakeasy in a dimly lit snowy Chicago alley. Me I'm Sigvard "Yorgi" Jorgensen boss of the Andersonville rackets. I own this joint the Twin Lingonberries. Maybe you're some out of towner who got a hot tip and a password from a hotel bellboy and maybe you were expecting to see Capone or O'Banion. But this is Swede territory see And those spaghetti benders and boghoppers know better than to wander up Clark Street north of Foster or they'll be swimmin' with the herring. And don't call me "Kong" like they do in those gotdamn newspaper headlines I hate"
X Link @iowahawkblog 2025-10-16T20:48Z 269K followers, 13K engagements

"I know this is hard to believe but I do have a day job. One which required in 2021 a complete adult life rectal exam by a private detective agency because a gig involved handling sensitive personal financial data. School history work history prior lawsuits bankruptcies credit problems etc were fair game along with all of my social media use. Two weeks later clean bill of health. So fuck yeah I'll cast the first stone"
X Link @iowahawkblog 2025-10-15T15:30Z 269K followers, 13.3K engagements

"I see patterns"
X Link @iowahawkblog 2025-10-13T22:52Z 269K followers, 49K engagements

"I ID'd some cars last weekend from a tranche of great Iowa photos from Angie's family stash and now to finish off the rest: lovely Grandma is standing alongside a 1926-27 Ford T Tudor sedan last of the Model Ts"
X Link @iowahawkblog 2025-10-11T15:49Z 269K followers, 8260 engagements

"He's the CEO of a company with a $XXX trillion market cap and he makes less money than XX NFL quarterbacks including Brock fucking Purdy"
X Link @iowahawkblog 2025-10-08T17:30Z 269K followers, 650.9K engagements

"Right now Iowa has XXX marbles ranked #39. Wisconsin XX marbles ranked #95. Sorry Ohio State you can only XX marbles by winning at Wisconsin Saturday"
X Link @iowahawkblog 2025-10-13T12:01Z 269K followers, 8123 engagements

"@exjon Trust me if I knew anyone who was a blue collar person of some sort I bet they would be listening to Bruce all day when not picking up their unemployment checks or whatever it is they do out there"
X Link @iowahawkblog 2025-10-14T19:26Z 269K followers, 4904 engagements

"The problem with this notion is most men are too chickenshit to go all-in like the young fella. They'll buy the fedora and wear it with Dockers and New Balance shoes and end up looking like a sad dork"
X Link @iowahawkblog 2025-10-06T22:10Z 268.9K followers, 20.6K engagements

"What's the mood like on MySpace"
X Link @iowahawkblog 2025-10-08T17:24Z 269K followers, 19.5K engagements

"If I was the CEO of Dollar Tree I'd expand to the UK and call it Pound Towne"
X Link @iowahawkblog 2025-10-08T14:18Z 269K followers, 112K engagements

"Look I'm gonna get ahead of this thing before it goes into effect. Yes okay I tweet from North Korea. "Haha I knew it" Oh wow you found me out Sherlock give yourself a fucking award"
X Link @iowahawkblog 2025-10-14T19:45Z 269K followers, 6740 engagements

"Although I cannot solve the mystery lady and although the car's a bit of a challenge I can say categorically conclude it's a 1927-28 General Motors B-body sedan; Chevy Oakland or Oldsmobile"
X Link @iowahawkblog 2025-10-11T17:36Z 269K followers, 7147 engagements

"Oregon: the B1G's newest interlopers posed the biggest challenge as very few car companies were base in OR. One was the 1912 Beaver Six perhaps unacceptable to UO fans. So I went with the very odd duck 1937 Menkenns propeller car. Penn State: Lots of car makers in PA but I'm gonna go with Butler-made 1930 Austin American Bantam one of America's first compact economy cars. Purdue: You Boilermaking Astronauts get a dandy Buck Rodgersish Auburn-made 1937 Cord XXX phaeton you're welcome. Rutgers: Scarlet Knights are awarded a 1911 Mercer Raceabout chief rival to Stutz in the early performance car"
X Link @iowahawkblog 2025-10-11T14:37Z 269K followers, 8963 engagements

"Oh shit I'm afraid this is curtains for Ol' Dave"
X Link @iowahawkblog 2025-10-14T19:37Z 269K followers, 54.8K engagements

"Chef's kiss 10/10 no notes shower of Pulitzers tenured chair at Columbia Journalism School carve it on an obelisk in the lobby of the Newseum"
X Link @iowahawkblog 2025-10-07T11:47Z 269K followers, 133.1K engagements

"Iowa has a possible shot at ending two coaching careers in two consecutive weekends"
X Link @iowahawkblog 2025-10-12T13:26Z 269K followers, 31.7K engagements

"When you see a place mentioned as "one of the top jobs in the country" they mean a place that will give you a $XX million dollar paid vacation after losing to UCLA"
X Link @iowahawkblog 2025-10-13T13:08Z 269K followers, 7468 engagements

"On behalf of XXXX% of the American public our main question about this story is who tf is Hasan Piker"
X Link @iowahawkblog 2025-10-09T18:21Z 269K followers, 7915 engagements

"The most hilarious boomerang in the history of boomeranging approaches its ultimate denoument"
X Link @iowahawkblog 2025-10-06T13:36Z 269K followers, 134.3K engagements

"Gonna celebrate the big win by beating up a 3rd grader and spinning donuts with his Lambo in the grade school parking lot"
X Link @iowahawkblog 2025-09-21T14:16Z 269K followers, 18.1K engagements

"neo-Nazi staffer for a Kansas Republican or spokesthem for the Portland chapter of Indiginous Non-Binaries For Palestine You make the call"
X Link @iowahawkblog 2025-10-14T18:25Z 269K followers, 160.1K engagements

"I could blather endlessly about Michigan car industry a had hundreds of of choices for its two conference reps. In this case I could pick brands made just off-campus. Michigan: Wolverines get a very spacious 1911 Ann Arbor the Big House of early touring cars. Michigan State: a layup for Sparty because Lansing was forever the home of Oldsmobile. 1903 curved dash Olds model R the Model T before the Model T"
X Link @iowahawkblog 2025-10-11T13:50Z 268.9K followers, 10.3K engagements

"Dad may not have been a senator's son but he was a kind of a fortunate one (apologies to Creedence Clearwater Revival) having a very spiffy 1962 Ford Galaxie XXX convertible. And I thank him for his service"
X Link @iowahawkblog 2025-10-05T14:34Z 269K followers, 13.7K engagements

"This is what a healthy America looks like"
X Link @iowahawkblog 2025-10-13T23:06Z 269K followers, 14.4K engagements

"I don't know what is going to happen the rest of the college football season but I hope it concludes with Cignetti parading Finebaum's head on a pike around Mercedes-Benz stadium"
X Link @iowahawkblog 2025-10-12T13:29Z 269K followers, 17.8K engagements

"punch up punch down whatever. Whenever anyone who molds their entire life and personality around politics suffers a self-inflicted faceplant it should be celebrated with endless ridicule and gleefully cruel mockery"
X Link @iowahawkblog 2025-10-16T13:16Z 269K followers, 18.6K engagements

"You: wasting your precious time on this stupid app all day Me: getting drunk with a rhinoceros"
X Link @iowahawkblog 2025-10-12T23:07Z 269K followers, 19.6K engagements

"The year is 1934. You are disembarking on the strange mid-Atlantic tropical isle of San Esquelito. Me I am Doctor Friederich von Schadel late of the University of Leipzig. I was once the toast of European medical science the dazzling Bavarian boy wonder who heeded no limits to the problems that science could solve or perhaps create. That is until a superstitious and ignorant world forced me to exile here upon San Esquelito. It was only XX years ago that I was feted with praise in every scientific salon from Paris to Budapest. The world's greatest minds were beating a path to the door of my"
X Link @iowahawkblog 2025-10-10T15:46Z 269K followers, 10.6K engagements

"Gonna put this one out for female followers only: smash or pass"
X Link @iowahawkblog 2025-10-06T21:56Z 268.9K followers, 14.6K engagements

"Dress up in suits and ties to collect cash from Grandpa at the Alzheimer's Home then spend it on Nazi regalia and Hostess Twinkies"
X Link @iowahawkblog 2025-10-15T13:01Z 269K followers, 25.2K engagements

"Near certain the same XX Buick in both pics color diff due to exposure/aging. Maybe a kindly photoshop whiz can color correct I believe correct paint color code is "Tawny Rose" (3)"
X Link @iowahawkblog 2025-10-11T17:02Z 268.9K followers, 5015 engagements

"These are the only acceptable hat options for a head football coach: X. None X. Beanie but only when temperature is below 20F X. Proper ballcap X. Tom Landry / Vince Lombardi style classic men's brimmed hat but only with suit and tie"
X Link @iowahawkblog 2025-10-13T13:53Z 269K followers, 8811 engagements

"Get a room you two A little torrid Iowa PDA in this PG-13 version of American Gothic. To left a 1934 Hudson X yonder a 1935 Hudson Terraplane. Further confirms the evidence I saw last weekend that Grandpa was a Hudson Man"
X Link @iowahawkblog 2025-10-11T15:56Z 268.9K followers, 6437 engagements

"I'm gonna put X and X together here and conclude that Angie's grandfather was a dyed-in-the-wool Hudson man. Here the stern-of-countenance Paterfamilias is holding baby Mom in front of a spiffy 1934 Hudson Terraplane 2-door sedan"
X Link @iowahawkblog 2025-10-05T14:26Z 269K followers, 11.7K engagements

"The non-stop horrors suffered by Portland have now surpassed my comprehension"
X Link @iowahawkblog 2025-10-07T12:44Z 268.9K followers, 110.3K engagements

"Dave Burge The Pflugerville Bugle. My first question is why in the absolute fuck does a rump-ass slave state hell hole need an air force facility in Idaho I have a few followups"
X Link @iowahawkblog 2025-10-10T20:30Z 268.9K followers, 11.2K engagements

"By "young white kids" do you mean XX year old paid political staffers Yes by all means I'm absolutely all-in on gleefully ruining their careers"
X Link @iowahawkblog 2025-10-15T14:50Z 269K followers, 24.4K engagements

"#GloomyDaveForecast Indiana Hoosiers 31415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209749445923078164062862089986280348253421170679821480865132823066470938446095505822317253594081284811174502841027019385211055596446229489549303819 Iowa Hawkeyes 5"
X Link @iowahawkblog 2025-09-25T19:36Z 269K followers, 32.4K engagements

"Of course the speed equipment decal was not limited to hot rods and muscle cars; there were and are decals specific to VW stuff (like EMPI) Japanese and Euro imports off-roading motorcycles etc. Got a favorite decal design from your corner of the gearhead world Share"
X Link @iowahawkblog 2025-09-07T13:13Z 269K followers, 7617 engagements

"Even in the midst of occupation and food shortages this lovely Belgian woman donned her best haute couture for a photo with Dad's 1939 Buick. Which bears a passing resemblance to Wilford Brimley"
X Link @iowahawkblog 2025-10-05T16:21Z 269K followers, 11K engagements

"if you're following the @CFBMarbleGame here are the top XX teams in the standings and the marbles they'll have depending on weekend games. Alabama controls this week's marble destiny. They will be #1 with a win at Tennessee regardless of how other games end"
X Link @iowahawkblog 2025-10-13T17:41Z 269K followers, 28.8K engagements

"If you must know I had a spinster aunt in the Symbionese Liberation Army who defected to North Korea back in the 70s. She died recently and left me her condo in the Heroes of the Revolution Towers in Pyongyang. I'm just here for a while to clean it and put it on the market"
X Link @iowahawkblog 2025-10-14T19:52Z 269K followers, 10.4K engagements

"Complete with all the douchey tech bros and everything"
X Link @iowahawkblog 2025-10-13T18:41Z 269K followers, 7696 engagements

"@3YearLetterman LOL rookie numbers. Our queen Vodka Samm blew a .341 and didn't need no EMS"
X Link @iowahawkblog 2025-10-12T13:16Z 269K followers, 7101 engagements

"Say what you want about cockroaches but at least they have the presence of mind to scurry when the kitchen light is turned on"
X Link @iowahawkblog 2025-10-15T13:08Z 269K followers, 16.7K engagements

"Look I actually like Wisconsin they're my 2nd favorite B1G team and traditionally Iowa's mirror image. But this is the kind of undisciplined idiocy that has resulted in their current predicament"
X Link @iowahawkblog 2025-10-13T14:22Z 269K followers, 19K engagements

"Minnesota: despite my antipathy for the Gophers I am granting them a dandy a 1911 Minneapolis X hp. Made by the ancestors of a pal of mine Ky Michaelson. Nebraska: Cornhuskers get another 2-wheeler a Lincoln-made Cushman Airborne. Cushman virtually invented the motor scooter and this one was used in WW2 by paratroopers. Northwestern: Wildcats get the Chicago-made 1948 Tucker Torpedo the star-crossed car of legend. Ohio State: again hundreds choices available for an Ohio made car including the Buckeye. And couple dozen brands made in Columbus. But among them I chose the 1910 Firestone-Columbus"
X Link @iowahawkblog 2025-10-11T14:10Z 269K followers, 11K engagements

"I am fully confident that when Ferentz retires he will leave a note on his desk naming which one of his assistants will take over to continue Iowa perpetual Groundhog Season. This is our curse and yet it is also our blessing"
X Link @iowahawkblog 2025-10-13T13:17Z 269K followers, 6798 engagements

"A shout-out to big bro IowaClone & his wife currently traipsing about France and a joyeux 70eme anniversaire to the Citroen DS from #DavesCarIDService. France's jetsonic car of the future sparked a sensation when it debuted at the Paris Auto Show on October X 1955. The DS was Citroen's long awaited replacement for its beloved old Traction Avant (1934-56) and like other Citroens became a French automotive icon. But in a snazzy new way Where the Traction Avant spoke of Edith Piaf and Django Reinhard and the 2CV of simple boulangers and wacky singing nuns the DS spoke of New Wave cineastes and"
X Link @iowahawkblog 2025-10-05T11:46Z 269K followers, 98.1K engagements

"I'm all for granting people grace. Along with a pat on the back an explanation that politics is the wrong career choice for them and a job application form for Chipotle"
X Link @iowahawkblog 2025-10-16T16:46Z 269K followers, 6609 engagements

"We've spent 30+ years and infinite money on injecting fashionable nonsense into school curricula based on nothing but the vibes of the Ed school professoriate and the incontrovertible empirical evidence from Mississippi proves what a total fucking waste all of it was"
X Link @iowahawkblog 2025-09-26T13:09Z 269K followers, 387.7K engagements

"Today's #DavesCarIDService crosses the streams on two of my avid interests American cars and American college football with a salute to the Cars of the Big Ten. Yes there are XX schools in the Big Ten. I'm sorry if you don't get ironic Midwest humor. The quality of its football versus other conferences is debatable but there's no debating that it encompasses America's historic vehicle-making region. Not just Michigan every state represented in the Big Ten played a non-trivial role in America's car history. Even the Johnny-come-latelys who ironically pushed the school count above Ten. To"
X Link @iowahawkblog 2025-10-11T13:40Z 269K followers, 86.8K engagements

"WOW. That is an amazing story and hats off to Grandpa for his medical service to rural Ohio. His faithful housecall-maker / mobile maternity ward / childen's park bench was a 1940 Buick Special sedan"
X Link @iowahawkblog 2025-10-11T18:35Z 269K followers, 8081 engagements

"The new @CFBMarbleGame standings aren't out yet but here's a preview of what the top X will be: X. Ohio State XXX X. Alabama XXX X. Indiana XXX X. Ole Miss XXX X. Texas A&M 383"
X Link @iowahawkblog 2025-10-12T12:32Z 269K followers, 48.5K engagements

"Grandpa's alongside another first ballot inductee in the Tailfin Hall of Fame 1960 Chevy Impala. To my taste the 1959 Impala fins had a bit more pizzazz oomph and razzamatazz but these were a fine followup number"
X Link @iowahawkblog 2025-10-11T17:26Z 269K followers, 7645 engagements

"I think it's time for all Americans to come together by publicly acting out our fetishes until all of the injustices go away"
X Link @iowahawkblog 2025-10-13T15:53Z 269K followers, 9494 engagements

""Dak Prescott makes $XX million a year and meanwhile the guy who polishes the goalposts at Jerry World makes $XX per hour""
X Link @iowahawkblog 2025-10-08T17:33Z 268.9K followers, 34.4K engagements

"Soon: USC vs UCLA"
X Link @iowahawkblog 2025-10-13T23:09Z 269K followers, 10.1K engagements

"Oregon refs are Antifa"
X Link @iowahawkblog 2025-10-11T20:47Z 269K followers, 23.3K engagements

"Just a brief time-out here to say I hope you enjoy this content as much as I do because it's the most fun I've had on the internet by cracky"
X Link @iowahawkblog 2025-10-05T15:51Z 269K followers, 6047 engagements

"Though unseen in the photo Mom & Dad's honeymoon Buick had one of the craziest grilles ever made. Also it was specifically a X door Jetback Sedanette like this. Ventiport primer: ever full sized Buick 1949-82 had Ventiports; X per side for lower end models only top-of-line Roadmaster or Electra XXX got X. Every model year ventiport design was unique and they became more subtle into the 60s 70s and 80s"
X Link @iowahawkblog 2025-10-05T16:13Z 269K followers, 6759 engagements

"everybody has a plan until they get Hawkspawned right in the pouch"
X Link @iowahawkblog 2025-10-16T12:11Z 269K followers, 9676 engagements

"Sittin' down for that big Assistant Manager Trainee interview at Five Guys"
X Link @iowahawkblog 2025-10-15T15:02Z 269K followers, 11K engagements

"In fairness UCLA and NW are both bluebloods in getting other coaches fired and share credint for Franklin. UCLA can also claim Kevin Sumlin & Ed Orgeron. Iowa has had success in coach firings but mostly via Nebraska"
X Link @iowahawkblog 2025-10-13T13:34Z 269K followers, 12.1K engagements

"Why isnt there a Nobel Prize for car identification"
X Link @iowahawkblog 2025-10-10T13:26Z 268.9K followers, 29.5K engagements

"RT if you think @bariweiss should hire me for XX Minutes to be their new Andy Rooney on LSD"
X Link @iowahawkblog 2025-10-06T13:51Z 268.9K followers, 31.6K engagements

"If they can control the weather they can control the shock collars"
X Link @iowahawkblog 2025-10-09T18:14Z 269K followers, 48.8K engagements

"A fine keepsake here and I will only add the detail that it's a Buick Series E roadster. In all honesty without the photo note I would've only been able to narrow it down to 1917-1920 Buick roadster"
X Link @iowahawkblog 2025-10-11T17:21Z 269K followers, 9096 engagements

"Ventiports That was the official Buick name for their side-holes allowing me to conclude glamor newlyweds Mom & Dad's honeymoon car as a 1950 Buick Super or Special. Behind it its predecessor a 1949 Buick"
X Link @iowahawkblog 2025-10-05T16:01Z 269K followers, 10.2K engagements

"*No kangaroos were harmed in the making of these tweets they are for comedic purposes only **Sydneysiders can see Hawkspawn and pals perform Saturday at SXSW Music Fest"
X Link @iowahawkblog 2025-10-16T12:29Z 269K followers, 6163 engagements

"At season start every FBS team gets XXX marbles + XX bonus marbles for every P4 team on schedule. ND is treated as P4. Typical P4 team starts with XXX or XXX marbles typical G5 team XXX. FCS team get X so zero upside to scheduling a game vs FCS"
X Link @iowahawkblog 2025-10-13T11:55Z 269K followers, 9105 engagements

"I believe what you're describing is technically called a "Jew hater circle jerk""
X Link @iowahawkblog 2025-10-09T16:38Z 269K followers, 211.2K engagements

"The new base will also include a podcasting studio for Tucker Carlson"
X Link @iowahawkblog 2025-10-10T20:22Z 269K followers, 99.1K engagements

"Please join me and my band for our alternative Super Bowl halftime Facebook Live streaming event performing the first ever 23-minute version of "Wild Thing""
X Link @iowahawkblog 2025-10-13T18:15Z 269K followers, 44.4K engagements

"This event is Davos for global elite day drinkers"
X Link @iowahawkblog 2025-10-08T16:32Z 269K followers, 12.3K engagements

"There was more alcohol consumed in Madison Wisconsin yesterday than in every SEC state since the dawn of time"
X Link @iowahawkblog 2025-10-13T00:02Z 269K followers, 37.8K engagements

"I don't understand why anybody would spend one second minimizing or defending somebody else's murder fantasy texts or chatroom Nazi shtick. I'm lazy and that shit seems like it'd be totally exhausting"
X Link @iowahawkblog 2025-10-15T14:28Z 269K followers, 72.7K engagements

"Let's see: enjoy $X million/year life tenure at a place that considers you a golden god for winning X games or grab that golden $XX million/year opportunity to work for psychos who will tar and feather you after winning X games"
X Link @iowahawkblog 2025-10-13T12:57Z 269K followers, 67.1K engagements

"It's the most ubiquitous car I ID a Ford Model T touring; I can only narrow this one to 1915-24 vintage. But I never get bored of Ts because great photos like this illustrate how they put everyday America on the road"
X Link @iowahawkblog 2025-10-11T17:14Z 269K followers, 8658 engagements

"@exjon Sir I'll have you know Bruce Springsteen is the authentic voice of the forgotten blue collar dreamer reving his chromed up Chevy outside an abandoned steel mill on on the beaches of New Jersey and whatnot I heard an NPR segment about this"
X Link @iowahawkblog 2025-10-14T19:15Z 268.9K followers, 3029 engagements

"Also safe travels to Hawkspawn en route to Australia to plink-plonk on his git-fiddle for a spell"
X Link @iowahawkblog 2025-10-13T18:22Z 269K followers, 7631 engagements

"*Alabama & Ole Miss both have a marble game achilles heel: on Nov X Ole Miss will play Citadel and Nov XX Alabama plays Eastern Illinois. Likewise Texas A&M plays Samford. Even if all win of these they will not gain a single marble"
X Link @iowahawkblog 2025-10-13T18:57Z 269K followers, 7916 engagements

"*After 1954 Hudson was basically Dead Company Walking but Nash bought them out to use the name to rebadge Nash models. After 1957 Hudson brand name was kaput"
X Link @iowahawkblog 2025-10-11T18:13Z 269K followers, 7599 engagements

"Retards in my replies are like "anybody could be CEO of Amazon." Fine. Pick yourself or one of your retard buddies. Same pay package. $365k base X year vesting Amazon options. X minutes after you are announced new CEO of Amazon they'd have to shut down Wall Street because of panic selling and vaporization of millions of 401k. If you somehow manage to survive the Amazon stock price bloodbath and pitchfork-wielding shareholder mobs for three years you've earned $XXX million which is $XXX million more than you deserved"
X Link @iowahawkblog 2025-10-09T14:34Z 269K followers, 24.7K engagements

"That amazing feeling after you scored a 1400 on your Paragliding Aptitude Test"
X Link @iowahawkblog 2025-10-15T12:09Z 269K followers, 28.9K engagements

""Be vewwy vewwy quiet we'we hunting evwyfing." That pile of critters atop Great Grandpa Fudd's car make it a tough ID but after careful consideration I am XXX% certain it was a 1932 Plymouth PB sedan. Wearing 1935 Ohio plates BTW"
X Link @iowahawkblog 2025-10-11T18:29Z 269K followers, 7862 engagements

"Shutterbug Pops is standing in front of a base model 1949-50 Chevy Special Styleline. Looks like the camera is a Kodak but maybe a camera buff can give a better ID"
X Link @iowahawkblog 2025-10-11T16:01Z 269K followers, 6651 engagements

"I am forever loyal to my humble Iowa Hawkeyes I wouldn't insult Texas by becoming a pretentious turncoat UT fan"
X Link @iowahawkblog 2025-10-08T11:58Z 269K followers, 52.8K engagements

"Holy moly From the frozen lakes of Fergus Falls we now travel south to sunny Cocoa Beach. Cuban immigrant Abuelito Paco picked one of the greatest tailfin cars of all a coral pink 1959 Buick Electra X door "flattop." In #3 a much less XX Dodge Dart"
X Link @iowahawkblog 2025-10-11T16:53Z 269K followers, 9226 engagements

"Man you guys are on an absolute heater with the car ID requests lately. But now onto the street & wilderness portion of our program: Citroen 2CV of 1970s-80s vintage"
X Link @iowahawkblog 2025-10-04T18:00Z 269K followers, 4685 engagements

"In a neutral site game each team stakes XX% of their marbles. Pre-game marbles: OU XXX (68 at stake) UT XXX (32 at stake). UT wins post game marbles are OU XXX UT 237"
X Link @iowahawkblog 2025-10-12T12:44Z 269K followers, 8158 engagements

"What in the absolute fuck"
X Link @iowahawkblog 2025-10-10T16:25Z 269K followers, 115.9K engagements

"FFS ruining someone's career in the political parasite ecosystem isn't "ruining their life." There's a Dairy Queen near me with a sign offering $XX per hour. I think it includes free Dilly Bars and I bet they don't even check references on your application"
X Link @iowahawkblog 2025-10-15T14:57Z 269K followers, 13K engagements

"Big Ten or not was there a locally made car that you think best reps your alma mater Drop 'em in the replies. Meanwhile I'll be getting to my car ID duties"
X Link @iowahawkblog 2025-10-11T15:21Z 269K followers, 5503 engagements

"@exjon in short Springsteen is not Biden he is Beto O'Rourke"
X Link @iowahawkblog 2025-10-14T19:31Z 269K followers, 4673 engagements

"Ah yes the old double-negative switcheroo confirmation"
X Link @iowahawkblog 2025-10-14T19:21Z 269K followers, 21.6K engagements

"I am racking my brain to name a musical artist cooler than Johnny Cash and I ready to throw in the towel"
X Link @iowahawkblog 2025-10-10T16:44Z 268.9K followers, 13K engagements

"I swear that even if Cignetti hoists a National Champ trophy in January there are still gonna be people arguing he should take the job at Major Brand State because uh reasons"
X Link @iowahawkblog 2025-10-16T14:54Z 269K followers, 6426 engagements

"UCLA: the Bruins of Westwood get a 1947 Davis Divan a space age 3-wheeled wonder made in nearby Van Nuys. USC: For the Trojans I could choose nothing other than the Bob McGee roadster one of the greatest hot rods ever built. Though technically a 1932 Ford manufactured in Michigan it was MADE in California in 1947. By a WW2 GI vet member of the USC football team to boot. Washington: Like fellow newcomer Oregon Washington had very very few old timey car makers and I almost hit a dry well to ID find one that actual made a car (most were fly-by-night scams that never made anything). But EUREKA"
X Link @iowahawkblog 2025-10-11T15:14Z 269K followers, 6678 engagements

"I say this as someone who has been an asshole on the internet for 25+ years. In my defense I'm generally only an asshole to people who truly truly deserve it"
X Link @iowahawkblog 2025-10-16T16:37Z 269K followers, 8611 engagements