@bowtiedgerman Bowtied German || 🐓
Bowtied German || 🐓 posts on X about the most, this is, twitter, money the most. They currently have [------] followers and [---] posts still getting attention that total [-------] engagements in the last [--] hours.
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Social Influence
Social category influence finance 11.97% technology brands 9.4% social networks 8.55% countries 5.13% musicians 4.27% celebrities 3.42% luxury brands 2.56% stocks 2.56% automotive brands 1.71% ufc 0.85%
Social topic influence the most 5.98%, this is 5.13%, twitter 5.13%, money 5.13%, in the 3.42%, if you 3.42%, watch 2.56%, town 2.56%, and it 2.56%, deep 1.71%
Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by @caoindealbain05 @bowtiedpixel @bowtiedcrow @ccmembersonly @rfkenmore @bowtiedum @ericerins @permacope @dougytweets10 @mcgregorrousey2 @rogerharford @tjbongiorno @retailrefugee @hollowearthterf @eaglepole @chrisoh58d @chaotichermes @execsum @litcapital @iammatthslates
Top assets mentioned Zynecoin (ZYN) Tesla, Inc. (TSLA)
Top Social Posts
Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours
"Between the late 2000s-mid 2010s there was this specific brand of party rap that wasn't especially good musically but was absolutely peak when you were [--] beers deep in a basement rager Sammy Adams and LMFAO are prime examples Is there a zoomer equivalent of this"
X Link 2026-02-03T15:22Z 10.2K followers, 738.2K engagements
"97% of European walkable urbanism looks equally as bland This is the block I lived on for [--] years. Most of Germany just looks like this I went jogging this morning in one of those treeless snout house subdivisions in suburban Oklahoma. This is what urbanists picture when they talk about how bland the suburbs can be https://t.co/3NTkOei0EG I went jogging this morning in one of those treeless snout house subdivisions in suburban Oklahoma. This is what urbanists picture when they talk about how bland the suburbs can be https://t.co/3NTkOei0EG"
X Link 2026-02-03T20:02Z 10.2K followers, 1.1M engagements
"What was it with boomer dads and their entire personality being centered around the thermostat I keep my house whatever temperature I want year round and the bill is table stakes Did utility prices change or are boomers really just that cheap"
X Link 2026-01-25T02:30Z 10.2K followers, 172.8K engagements
"@McGregorRousey2 Derrick Lewis vs some can + hand him the mic post fight"
X Link 2026-01-27T16:54Z 10.2K followers, [----] engagements
"@rogerharford Sammy Adams was the man in [----] when Bostons Boy and Party Records dropped. Front to back bangers"
X Link 2026-02-03T18:20Z 10.2K followers, 24.1K engagements
"Is there any verifiable data that says Arizona state/Miami girls go harder than any Big10 school or does warmer weather just correlate with more bikini pics on IG Oh no Mom. https://t.co/YN2Zuxtz10 Oh no Mom. https://t.co/YN2Zuxtz10"
X Link 2026-02-05T17:59Z 10.2K followers, 27.2K engagements
"Im convinced United airlines paid McKinsey a million dollars to make their 10k foot announcement audio as shrill and jarring as possible Every single time I manage to fall asleep pre-takeoff on a United flight they manage to startle me awake with a live action credit card ad Flight attendants need to shut the fuck up and stop interrupting the first five minutes of Zootopia when were taking off. Nobody cares whos piloting nobody cares how the flight is going to go nobody cares about anything anymore were just praying if we crash we die quickly. Flight attendants need to shut the fuck up and"
X Link 2026-02-07T15:10Z 10.2K followers, [----] engagements
"@TJ_Bongiorno Filthy drip The Americans walking into Europes fashion capital looking like that is showboating if the highest order"
X Link 2026-02-07T21:59Z 10.2K followers, [---] engagements
"The top selling boxer brief SKUs in America are all 100% polyester American consumers by and large do not care about Made in USA or polyester American consumers by and large do not care about Made in USA or polyester"
X Link 2026-02-07T22:04Z 10.2K followers, [----] engagements
"Why is finding God and becoming as attractive as possible considered mutually exclusive"
X Link 2026-02-08T20:25Z 10.2K followers, [----] engagements
"Did anyone else know that kid in middle/high school who was like "I don't like that new music and rap crap I only listen to REAL music like Led Zeppelin and Pink Floyd" That's what the entire halftime show drama yesterday reminds me of"
X Link 2026-02-09T15:21Z 10.2K followers, [----] engagements
"Im not talking about the intent Im talking about the execution TPUSA show came off as petulance while official halftime show ended up gigamogging You cant let your politics get in the way of your ability to judge taste. People who cant are why we have Christian rock @bowtiedgerman The main issue isnt that the music is bad its that its a celebration of foreign invaders. It would be like the Visigoths hosting a celebration in Ancient Rome. @bowtiedgerman The main issue isnt that the music is bad its that its a celebration of foreign invaders. It would be like the Visigoths hosting a celebration"
X Link 2026-02-09T19:08Z 10.2K followers, [----] engagements
"Right now a right wing grifter is telling you with a straight face that the TPUSA halftime show was better than the bad bunny performance That same grifter will get exposed for being a degen in [--] months and people will be legitimately shocked at their ability to lie Think"
X Link 2026-02-09T19:21Z 10.2K followers, [----] engagements
"@bowtiedpixel @retailrefugee @BowTiedCrow The people who are vocally watching TPUSA largely dont have this in their blood They have doritos plaque and high systolic pressure in their blood"
X Link 2026-02-09T23:40Z 10.2K followers, [--] engagements
"@ccmembersonly My dad is financially deep in tattoo removal clinics and every time we talk on the phone hes like just saw another woman with a stupid hand doodle lol"
X Link 2026-02-11T16:21Z 10.2K followers, 13.3K engagements
"@hollowearthterf FOX News breaking news alert push notifications at full volume every [--] seconds"
X Link 2026-02-12T14:12Z 10.2K followers, [---] engagements
"This movie is a treasure and guy 16-18yo guy should watch it Me and the boys movies somehow went extinct"
X Link 2026-02-12T16:16Z 10.2K followers, [----] engagements
"Yes the NFL totally isnt scripted Taylor Swift just starts dating a star player whos team ends up making it to the Super Bowl Definitely not scripted The fact that I didnt refi my house to bet on the Chiefs actually bothers me"
X Link 2024-01-28T22:57Z 10.2K followers, 24.2K engagements
"Finding Dua Lipa attractive means you don't have the epigenetic europid blood memory of distrusting gypsies. I look at this woman and my DNA tells me she's just distracting me so her brothers can steal my livestock. dua lipa's passport photo https://t.co/XKjyWnGf9M dua lipa's passport photo https://t.co/XKjyWnGf9M"
X Link 2025-10-21T15:43Z 10.2K followers, 5M engagements
"Babe wake up new chicken underwear just dropped 🐓DROP DAY🐓 Introducing The Dawnbreaker boxer briefs Including the most requested new features - Fly - Deeper more ergonomic pouch - Soft vanishing waistband - Sick rooster branding on the leg (never been done before) Welcome back to Maison du Coq https://t.co/goI6eky109 https://t.co/g3pPVCYw5k 🐓DROP DAY🐓 Introducing The Dawnbreaker boxer briefs Including the most requested new features - Fly - Deeper more ergonomic pouch - Soft vanishing waistband - Sick rooster branding on the leg (never been done before) Welcome back to Maison du Coq"
X Link 2026-02-02T15:53Z 10.2K followers, [----] engagements
"2026 GNC: Hey we got the latest FDA compliant C4 formula. Can we interest you in some white labeled whey [----] GNC: DO METH AND DRINK 5k CALORIES YOU FUCKING TWINK"
X Link 2026-02-05T01:01Z 10.2K followers, 386.1K engagements
"@BowTiedUM I challenge a priest to show me where in the bible it says I cant inject peptides and anabolics"
X Link 2026-02-08T20:33Z 10.2K followers, [----] engagements
"@EaglePole_ @Chris_OH58D @chaotichermes You can buy it just not from a licensed or German source The Chinese will happily sell you one"
X Link 2026-02-14T15:08Z 10.2K followers, [---] engagements
"The hate I see on golf twitter regarding modern equipment feels misdirected toward the players Seems like criticism should be squarely aimed at governing bodies Expecting someone to potentially give up strokes + purse money while their competition arbs them seems silly"
X Link 2026-02-14T18:23Z 10.2K followers, [----] engagements
"Bring back preworkout with ridiculous GWOTcore branding and downright illegal ingredients"
X Link 2026-02-15T15:18Z 10.2K followers, 215.5K engagements
"This is the dorkiest tweet Ive ever read on this app and that includes all political discourse over the last decade You see a flashy new $60000 truck. I see a $60000 down payment on a $300k rental that does $750/mo cash flow. Im just built different than most I guess. https://t.co/uXELegGTI3 You see a flashy new $60000 truck. I see a $60000 down payment on a $300k rental that does $750/mo cash flow. Im just built different than most I guess. https://t.co/uXELegGTI3"
X Link 2023-12-02T15:35Z 10.2K followers, 30.1K engagements
"The comments on this post make it abundantly clear that maybe .1% of the population has watched Blue Mountain State and the fact that Alan Ritchson is more commonly known as Reacher rather than Thad Castle honestly shocks me"
X Link 2023-12-19T20:07Z 10.2K followers, 33.4K engagements
"You are hiding 19% bodyfat underneath your Balenciaga T shirt are you not"
X Link 2024-02-05T22:25Z 10.2K followers, 329.5K engagements
"Posting like this is a great way to expose yourself as either European or a nerd This video looks like normal game day darty energy at a college campus. Everyone is drinking and banging eachother. This video isnt even worthy of Old Row theres no profound significance Crying about Muh western women is inherently repulsive because western women would throw themselves at you if you were a desirable man Why dont men want western women https://t.co/DmacXcv8ow Why dont men want western women https://t.co/DmacXcv8ow"
X Link 2024-02-27T13:36Z 10.2K followers, 141.9K engagements
"Were still in inning [--] The meme magic hasnt even begun yet $zyn"
X Link 2024-03-07T20:25Z 10.2K followers, 19.6K engagements
"ZM to all who celebrate"
X Link 2024-03-12T13:36Z 10.2K followers, 11.5K engagements
"If I went on vacation in Miami with the boys and spotted my homie out on the balcony of the 5th floor airbnb in his $36 camp collar filming a hustle porn tiktok I would immediately fly home delete everyone except mom and dad from my phone not eat for a week buy a new MacBook go to church a few times and spend time oscillating between reinventing my life and meditating on where everything went wrong to ensure it never happened again Guy is on the bottom floor smoking a cheap cigar acting like this The Andrew Tate effect is crazy https://t.co/5VdLwxQyhG Guy is on the bottom floor smoking a"
X Link 2024-04-26T16:27Z 10.2K followers, 43.8K engagements
"The most well adjusted people I know partied in their late teens and 20s Yes both men and women Comparing the people who only sought after trad family life vs reformed degens who naturally graduated into it the latter wins 99/100 times on aggregate Which way Western woman https://t.co/NegwHnj4gP Which way Western woman https://t.co/NegwHnj4gP"
X Link 2024-05-07T22:33Z 10.2K followers, 43K engagements
"@exec_sum @litcapital Class of [----] wont even get to know the cleaning people at this rate"
X Link 2024-09-12T02:12Z 10.2K followers, 45.5K engagements
"@iamMatthSlates Sorry you didnt get a bid man"
X Link 2024-11-15T18:00Z 10.2K followers, [----] engagements
"@AllyTaft We need a total and complete shutdown of homesteading twitter until we can figure out whats going on"
X Link 2024-12-15T03:19Z 10.2K followers, [----] engagements
"@baja_my_blast How am I supposed to do drugs without an iPad"
X Link 2025-01-20T19:42Z 10.2K followers, 12.1K engagements
"I was always supportive of Elba as Bond and tbh would still like to see how hed handle the role But at this point he would have to be sequestered to a Timothy Dalton type 2-3 year timeframe if he took the role. Hes only a few years younger than Craig who debuted nearly [--] years ago"
X Link 2025-02-20T17:02Z 10.2K followers, 322K engagements
"@taurisjoe Good observation"
X Link 2025-02-20T17:34Z 10.2K followers, 113.8K engagements
"@randomrecruiter I sincerely hope so but at the moment its primarily just tradtard twitter gassing me up"
X Link 2025-02-20T19:39Z 10.2K followers, 94.1K engagements
"@ladystormbreak1 Billie Eilish"
X Link 2025-02-20T20:59Z 10.2K followers, 136.2K engagements
"@chrismilas Idk man I love Fassbender but hes missing something"
X Link 2025-02-20T23:08Z 10.2K followers, 109K engagements
"@mask_bastard They can go back to casting relative unknowns and taking some risks for those roles too tbh"
X Link 2025-02-21T01:00Z 10.2K followers, 139.7K engagements
"@MikeBellATL 100%"
X Link 2025-02-21T03:51Z 10.2K followers, 77.8K engagements
"@LokiJulianus Bernie Sanders with a strong border policy wins [---] electoral votes"
X Link 2025-03-23T23:44Z 10.2K followers, 14.3K engagements
"@artembwright @bowtiedbrazil"
X Link 2025-04-16T15:02Z 10.2K followers, 10.8K engagements
"When I went back to Europe for a year during college I would fly Ryanair to random cities on Friday with my wallet a cell phone and a ticket home for Sunday afternoon. Zero itinerary Would head into town order a drink at a bar and start furiously chatting up locals Had some of the most insane times of my life. Went to jail slept under a bridge partied with a billionaires kids witnessed things not explained in any holy book Memorable travel is full sending it to somewhere you know almost nothing about and just winging the whole thing on nothing but vibes "travel" is fake no one except lord"
X Link 2025-05-17T18:27Z 10.2K followers, 424.8K engagements
"@rfkenmore Hot people in ads Tends to help"
X Link 2025-05-30T21:28Z 10.2K followers, 11.1K engagements
"Being a dad of multiple kids and being in good shape is borderline antisocial behavior Majority of the population sees you and has to assume you are a deeply bad person just to prevent their ego from self-destructing on the spot"
X Link 2025-05-30T22:53Z 10.2K followers, 41.5K engagements
"Just drove by a GameStop. Massive line out front No idea what for but it gave me pleasant feeling of nostalgia I hope those guys enjoy whatever it is theyre buying today"
X Link 2025-06-04T20:58Z 10.2K followers, 17.6K engagements
"@jimdrunknmiller Youll want to sit down when I tell you this mate"
X Link 2025-06-06T23:16Z 10.2K followers, 19.6K engagements
"@rfkenmore Its the tucked in cable knit sweater for me"
X Link 2025-06-11T19:19Z 10.2K followers, 99.5K engagements
"Whenever I see guys in their 20s foregoing trips and life experiences to save for retirement it makes me deeply sad for them"
X Link 2025-06-26T13:35Z 10.2K followers, 25.4K engagements
"@neontaster Barn and its just a literal tool shed"
X Link 2025-06-28T17:12Z 10.2K followers, 61.4K engagements
"All you have to do is retire you wife and give her a bottomless credit card and you will witness a century of feminism vaporize instantly"
X Link 2025-07-08T18:16Z 10.2K followers, 106.8K engagements
"@Eric_Erins The city is always way better than how the suburban/rural doomers describe it and marginally worse than how the fully vested urbanists describe it Chicago isnt the warzone people think it is but it helps nobody to pretend there arent issues"
X Link 2025-07-11T17:46Z 10.2K followers, 10.1K engagements
"@n0th0stl3tk0v3r Oh boy here I go posting vitals again"
X Link 2025-07-26T20:04Z 10.2K followers, 48.7K engagements
"During the GME moment in [----] I bought $5k worth of calls that I sold for $10k an hour later. I took the W and moved on The position was worth $1.5m at its peak two days later Share a piece of investing lore about yourself. https://t.co/3wXY9dEbFY Share a piece of investing lore about yourself. https://t.co/3wXY9dEbFY"
X Link 2025-07-28T02:11Z 10.2K followers, 15.7K engagements
"Btw this 90s Germany town I speak of was 99% white. The exile social concept exists in a vacuum I have no interest in turning this into a race discussion"
X Link 2025-08-03T17:37Z 10.2K followers, 50.2K engagements
"Urbanism twitter needs to take a step back and re-assess their goals There's an order of magnitude difference between understanding the essence of what makes an urban center grow and thrive and just saying "I LIKE TRAINS" over and over"
X Link 2025-08-03T19:38Z 10.2K followers, 29.6K engagements
"@Eric_Erins The people posting it dont even think that. Its marketing. Facebook boomer maga lunatics (who are slowly migrating here) engage with it and think yeah take that librul. Then the posting account gets elonbux and the cycle repeats"
X Link 2025-08-07T14:39Z 10.2K followers, [----] engagements
"@BowTiedYukon Dangerous tweet Expect a bullet from big creatine very soon"
X Link 2025-08-16T23:31Z 10.2K followers, 49.1K engagements
"@JMQC90 @BillyM2k Dealers are a valuable part of the community. Why are people buying direct from Tesla"
X Link 2025-09-22T23:25Z 10.2K followers, [----] engagements
"Imagine finally being a FIRE millionaire at [--] and not being able to hold a conversation with anyone because you spent your whole 20s and 30s not doing anything except pinching pennies 401k $9.8mil Checking $3000 Savings $296 Wife - Let's go on vacation Me - Can't we're broke. Few understand. https://t.co/yreMjAtPvA 401k $9.8mil Checking $3000 Savings $296 Wife - Let's go on vacation Me - Can't we're broke. Few understand. https://t.co/yreMjAtPvA"
X Link 2025-09-29T16:49Z 10.2K followers, 48.3K engagements
"@RaelHelman The phenomenon of people [--]. working from home [--]. lifting at home [--]. getting everything delivered should be studied I can't comprehend how some people are cool with that level of isolation. I would go utterly insane"
X Link 2025-10-08T14:52Z 10.2K followers, 64.1K engagements
"@Nick9437 ok"
X Link 2025-10-08T15:24Z 10.2K followers, 13.4K engagements
"@FrankFF10FF Patriot"
X Link 2025-10-08T16:31Z 10.2K followers, 39.2K engagements
"@paleonormie You know how they say "Chicago is very safe all the crime is contained to a few neighborhoods" This is one of those neighborhoods"
X Link 2025-10-08T19:08Z 10.2K followers, 29.5K engagements
"Nobody talks about how bad European men actually are at dressing Id love to buy some clothes over here but the cut on all of the mens wear is so comically 2010s looking Id love to buy some clothes over here but the cut on all of the mens wear is so comically 2010s looking"
X Link 2025-10-19T20:28Z 10.2K followers, 40.6K engagements
""Um can't you just make your stuff in America" Ok sure let me try Call US Factory No Answer Call US Factory No Answer Call US Factory "It's a $300k MOQ plus [--] week lead time" Call US Factory No Answer Call US Factory "200k guarantee up front plus you have to procure all the materials and arrange delivery and provide CAD files. Also our capacity is booked until Q2 2026" Everyone wants to talk about reinvigorating American manufacturing but here's been my experience needing a sub [--] unit prototype run done of a small item (photo below) The prototype lab in the US can't do injection molds just"
X Link 2025-10-21T15:56Z 10.2K followers, 60.5K engagements
"@BowTiedCrow To let the other party know that their latest message had been acknowledged and I wont be responding"
X Link 2025-10-23T20:58Z 10.2K followers, [----] engagements
"Posting about how hard you work is the lamest thing in existence. Youre supposed to just randomly be wealthy and successful one day without anyone really knowing how or why [--] laws of power came out like [--] years ago man working nights and weekends https://t.co/7MLDdjfXsK working nights and weekends https://t.co/7MLDdjfXsK"
X Link 2025-10-28T19:05Z 10.2K followers, 14.2K engagements
"Theres a large contingent of Americans who only know clothes shopping at Kohls and TJ Maxx and to them these shoes might as well be Gucci loafers If you wear these to work just know you disgust me https://t.co/tWrDfrVErq If you wear these to work just know you disgust me https://t.co/tWrDfrVErq"
X Link 2025-11-18T16:55Z 10.2K followers, 30.4K engagements
"@ccmembersonly Still cant fully wrap my head around the legality of 55+ communities"
X Link 2025-11-18T16:56Z 10.2K followers, [----] engagements
"Behold: the Porsche [---] Anyone who argues that timeliness design isnt a thing can take one look at this perfection of roadster design and immediately fall into shambles because their worldview has been irreparably shattered [--] years of German engineering perfection"
X Link 2023-03-02T18:16Z 10.2K followers, [----] engagements
"The price of [--] zyn is $6 The price of [--] $zyn is currently $0.035 Easiest upside calculation of your life anon"
X Link 2024-03-05T19:50Z 10.2K followers, 39.3K engagements
"The formula to revive classic Bond is simple - Cast Cavill (obviously) - Make it a 60s/70s period piece - Film is 100% practical effects - Devote silly budget to finding and casting a completely unknown but extremely hot brown haired actress from european country - Allow Cavill to be a ruthless male chauvinist. Like really let him get in his Connery bag - Source the score exclusively from Goldeneye [--] Whod you pick as the next Bond https://t.co/u7nBaRROlf Whod you pick as the next Bond https://t.co/u7nBaRROlf"
X Link 2025-02-20T16:28Z 10.2K followers, 7.2M engagements
"I spent age 1-7 growing up in a German town that looked just like this The only reason this model worked is because if you made a fool of yourself in public let alone committed crime you were basically kicked out of the community. Businesses wouldnt serve you. People wouldnt accommodate you. If you had kids they would get bullied at school with full endorsement of the other parents If you want this idyllic fairy tale euro style walkable city everyone has to fall in line. The second you start looking the other way when people mess around it immediately collapses Thank god NO ONE wants places"
X Link 2025-08-03T14:16Z 10.2K followers, 897.9K engagements
"Weed is becoming uncool along with excessive drinking Unsure how edgy 20yr olds and gambling addicted middle managers will cope with this paradigm shift"
X Link 2022-12-07T21:57Z 10.2K followers, [---] engagements
"Twitter health gurus will all blanket say just go outside in the mornings Do you mfs all live in LA and Florida Have you ever been north of the Mason-Dixon between November and March"
X Link 2022-12-16T19:24Z 10.2K followers, 27.1K engagements
"Will repeat Smoking weed in public with the whole its just a plant + its legal mentality is turbo loser behavior You arent cool + weed culture has been lame and cringe since 2015"
X Link 2023-02-22T01:35Z 10.2K followers, 23.4K engagements
"In case youre wondering why my activitys been rugged the last few days Yung German says sup"
X Link 2023-04-17T23:31Z 10.2K followers, 19.8K engagements
"At a coffee shop Barista does the ✨ipad flip✨ Tip selection looks off Its $1 $2 and $3 Not 15-25% range. Theyre prompting potential 100% tip on my $3 black coffee purchase Lmao"
X Link 2023-04-27T14:37Z 10.2K followers, 84.5K engagements
"@mweinbach Being overly concerned with bezels is peak NPC behavior I will never understand how peoples lives can be so easy and free from conflict that bezels on a phone occupy a microsecond of brain bandwidth"
X Link 2023-05-04T20:24Z 10.2K followers, 16K engagements
"Remember what they took from us If you're ever not in the mood to go to the gym but want to go anyway. Take exotic stimulants on an empty stomach. @jon_prosser knows what I mean If you're ever not in the mood to go to the gym but want to go anyway. Take exotic stimulants on an empty stomach. @jon_prosser knows what I mean"
X Link 2023-05-27T17:59Z 10.2K followers, 352.9K engagements
"Money Twitter is where people who make $110k tell people who make $90k that $25m isnt that much"
X Link 2023-06-12T20:30Z 10.2K followers, 26.8K engagements
"If youre in your 20s you will see more ROI traveling buying quality food buying quality clothes going on dates etc Crippling yourself socially to max your 401k Roth etc is borderline self destructive behavior and people who advise doing it need to be called out I spent my first years working spending money as fast as I made it saved almost nothing outside full 401k match. Zero regrets. Made countless lifetime memories. Now I save more quarterly than I would have through my first two years working Grifters need to quit waging war on the lives of guys in their early and mid 20s. Its so"
X Link 2023-12-16T17:52Z 10.2K followers, 61.1K engagements
"Hit your wife/gf with a well timed dont worry about it kitten and watch [---] years of feminism leave her body like an exercised demon Its tax season you say My husband handles all that silly stuff Its tax season you say My husband handles all that silly stuff"
X Link 2025-04-08T14:17Z 10.2K followers, 17.4K engagements
"To all my dawgs currently up in your city apartments with your mattresses sitting pretty on a box spring It wont be today it wont be tomorrow. May not even be for some years But one day just as youve gotten comfortable with things your current/future gf will hit you with those dreaded [--] words We need a bed frame Youll be confused. Angry even. Why You ask yourself. The bed works perfectly fine the way it is. Secured comfortably by bare drywall as a de-facto headboard. The box spring provides the perfect amount of ground clearance But then she starts texting things like what do you think of"
X Link 2025-06-27T13:31Z 10.2K followers, 25.3K engagements
"@Brooke_Lin1 This person is insane"
X Link 2025-07-02T00:42Z 10.2K followers, 201.5K engagements
"@ccmembersonly Yeah man that sucks and may dampen Pokmon for them but on the plus side your kids are likely radicalized enough now to be [--] years old doing David Goggins shit in your garage at 4:30am so short term pain long term gain"
X Link 2025-07-08T04:15Z 10.2K followers, 10.4K engagements
"Please bro you cant just order a car online like its Amazon bro you have to come into our storefront and engage in menial bullshit haggling for several hours. Please bro the ultra premium giga nutsack shield isnt actually dealer markup bro you get free car washes and two oil changes a year bro"
X Link 2025-07-10T12:50Z 10.2K followers, [----] engagements
"@account_blown Hes had that conversation 100x before and it always ends with what stocks should I buy This is a battle hardened response"
X Link 2025-07-28T15:01Z 10.2K followers, 16.5K engagements
"Just signed an email with bet instead of best"
X Link 2025-07-31T16:30Z 10.2K followers, 8.3M engagements
"@0xBernard_ Signing a scathing email with "Bet Retards" and still maintianing a shred of plausible deniability"
X Link 2025-07-31T16:44Z 10.2K followers, 28.4K engagements
"@SpiritofPines I golfed with a couple high schoolers a few weeks ago who made Trump sound like George Carlin by comparison [--] white [--] Asian [--] Latino"
X Link 2025-08-02T21:28Z 10.2K followers, [----] engagements
"@AJA_Cortes Stubborn adherence to feeling miserable and hungry all the time [---] gallons of water daily 1g+ caffeine daily 30mg+ nicotine daily Whey protein + Greek yogurt Treating dessert like a CIA honeypot prostitute Passively munching on carrots and celery A soul full of spite"
X Link 2025-08-03T15:20Z 10.2K followers, 26.4K engagements
"@BowTiedSerpent The Karen archetype is literally necessary to keep these walkable communities viable"
X Link 2025-08-03T17:58Z 10.2K followers, 25.7K engagements
"@kaydhako I had the exact same thing People will say "wow that's bad" but the upside was my parents could let me walk around town unsupervised at 4-5yo with zero concern for my wellbeing"
X Link 2025-08-03T19:33Z 10.2K followers, 15.9K engagements
"@helen_mrow You don't invent high trust society by zoning and building"
X Link 2025-08-03T20:02Z 10.2K followers, 11.9K engagements
"@shoe0nhead Im supposed to read this and believe it when a woman tells me the world would be peaceful if women were in charge"
X Link 2025-08-06T19:42Z 10.2K followers, 127.1K engagements
"No lab grown here btw. Absolutely drenched in blood that rock. Imbued with the spirit of human suffering I know how important that is to women Engagement (ring) post https://t.co/mokVtqdNSW Engagement (ring) post https://t.co/mokVtqdNSW"
X Link 2025-08-07T01:18Z 10.2K followers, 12.3K engagements
"The most jarring realization I've had after [--] months in the underwear game is that apparently a solid 30% of the male population doesn't wear it and it's some kind of non-negotiable for them to do so So now I have to broaden my scope from "here's some comfy undies lol" to getting public service announcements out to 50m american men to please for the love of God wear underwear"
X Link 2025-08-14T14:22Z 10.2K followers, 34.6K engagements
"I have a neighbor that has a sick hangout garage. Several guys from the neighborhood frequent it to watch games or play golden tee etc I usually bring over a [--] pack of beer every time. Ill have a few and leave the rest in the fridge He recently told me Im the only guy in the neighborhood who does that. Everyone else just comes over and drinks his beer We throw around its never been easier in a lot of contexts but it turns out it also never been easier to be a good neighbor"
X Link 2025-08-29T17:54Z 10.2K followers, 54.9K engagements
"Went for a run this morning. Halfway through I rolled my ankle on the curb. Hurt very bad. Decided to Jocko it and finished the run This was an enormous mistake and now my ankle is the size of a Valencia Orange"
X Link 2025-09-03T19:16Z 10.2K followers, 17.6K engagements
"When youre looking for a wife pay close attention to whether she values work or providing Theres still a dangerously high amount of people with the bookmaker mindset of if you arent kinetically toiling away you arent working. It doesnt matter to them that money is coming in. You must see you breaking your back. This is the type of woman who doesnt care if youre bringing in $400k. All you did was play golf all morning then lounged around. You didnt work. men need to be working real jobs again. muscle and a shovel style jobs. testosterone levels would rise and men would feel like they had a"
X Link 2025-10-04T12:22Z 10.2K followers, 45.2K engagements
"Craft beer is the most tangible millenial failure. Gen X didn't have anything even close to being this lame. "Hey man want to go to the new brewpup It's in a really sketchy part of town and the employees are paid in vicodin. It's only $14 for their latest triple IPA and it tastes like juiced pine cones. The bartender looks like a scottish drag queen and hates you. Half the beers have "shit" and "fuck" in their names isn't that so cool and subversive No they don't show sports on the TVs but they do play youtube loops of people unboxing pokemon cards" The long 2010s have ended"
X Link 2025-10-06T19:54Z 10.2K followers, 143.2K engagements
"The home gym is a luxury for those squeezed for time. You only have [--] minutes total for a lift that day and don't want to spend half of it round tripping to the gym. It makes sense as a supplemental vehicle to lift. But lifting at a home gym full time is grueling. It's like 100% wfh. You eventually start falling into bad habits tht wouldn't otherwise take form at a public gym. The presence of other people is necessary for proper human function even if you aren't talking to anyone. Simply having people around you makes a massive difference. Even if I had a 6k sqft house with the equivalent of"
X Link 2025-10-08T14:32Z 10.2K followers, 1.5M engagements
""Um it's only gypsy if it's from the Roma region of Europe otherwise it's just sparkling pikey""
X Link 2025-10-21T18:43Z 10.2K followers, 311.7K engagements
"@donniexbt Dont come to me for sustenance after the gypsies abscond with your heifers and grain"
X Link 2025-10-21T23:05Z 10.2K followers, 172.2K engagements
"Not enough white boys are up on the barber meta Under no circumstances do you want some stuffy old dude cutting your hair You will get the best haircuts from one of the following - 55+ yo Russian women - Flamboyantly gay men Why Because they are the most suited to respond to the request of make me look hot"
X Link 2025-10-29T02:10Z 10.2K followers, 36.3K engagements
"I always thought it was odd seeing people on here preaching that young men should throw it all away and move to Methville USA because after meeting some people in Chicago from places just like that you realize everyone who has ambition beyond gas station cigarette runs wants to leave them as soon as physically possible No words https://t.co/qM4Zkvz1N2 No words https://t.co/qM4Zkvz1N2"
X Link 2025-10-31T05:40Z 10.2K followers, 59.2K engagements
"Probably the most unwarranted dogpile Ive ever seen on this app going on in these replies Gaintrust Mikey is good people. Hes also a total sickkunt and 99% of the people saying theyd never want to look like that couldnt even if they tried their very hardest When GTA [--] came out vs when GTA [--] got delayed 💀 https://t.co/gaZApLzTKY When GTA [--] came out vs when GTA [--] got delayed 💀 https://t.co/gaZApLzTKY"
X Link 2025-11-10T14:26Z 10.2K followers, 34.9K engagements
"Eventually people will realize that flexing the grind only appeals to other insufferable strivers Your primary goal should be to make it appear like you dont even work at all marriage looks like this when youre both workaholics https://t.co/IZSbCF936F marriage looks like this when youre both workaholics https://t.co/IZSbCF936F"
X Link 2025-11-13T17:43Z 10.2K followers, 17.6K engagements
"While golf has been a major driver of new members to exclusive country clubs I see demand rising even higher from people who crave a retreat to an environment many would consider stuffy or judgmental Theres a reason those traits have always been common among societys higher rung. The people crave a return to exclusivity and high stakes social hierarchy Many people saying wait until youre a parent We have [--] children and have never let our kids do this at a restaurant. We give them little tinker toys or they draw or they talk with us. Its called enforcing standards. Many parents are afraid to"
X Link 2025-11-14T06:31Z 10.2K followers, 39.4K engagements
"When I moved to Chicago a new place had opened on my block at the same time. Went to the soft opening on a Saturday afternoon and it was mostly dead. The owner personally came to my table and we chatted for a bit. After this and meeting some of the waitstaff I knew the place would eventually be popping once it had time to heat up I started going 1-3x per week for dinner or drinks. Always had great conversations with staff always left 50% minimum tips always palmed the bouncer a $20 during bar hours Didn't take more than a few months before free stuff would just materialize in front of me"
X Link 2025-11-18T15:56Z 10.2K followers, 175.2K engagements
"I knew the whole manosphere was fake and dumb when I finally met a few of those guys who were racking up 50+ bodies a year in NYC and realized they were just mass approaching mids in Bushwick"
X Link 2025-11-19T17:23Z 10.2K followers, 17.1K engagements
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