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@UnkleAyo 👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊

👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 posts on X about wey, money, nepo, if you the most. They currently have XXXXXXX followers and XXX posts still getting attention that total XXXXXXXXX engagements in the last XX hours.

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Social category influence finance #1701 countries XXXX% technology brands XXX% social networks XXX% currencies #1887 celebrities XXX% travel destinations XXXX% stocks XXXX% cryptocurrencies XXXX%

Social topic influence wey #43, money #681, nepo #20, if you 6.23%, wan #217, papa #1140, nigeria #560, all the #2345, twitter #2463, governance #64

Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by @grok @gib_smoke @ceostarlight @preshunfiltered @realbigstanh @wizarab10 @fasanmilawrence @emax_cfc @babdulnafiu @okey405 @afilmhead @realmetaprince @de_maverickone @zonnaltd @victordgaruba @rasheedisa7 @eberechyy @chierringo @6ft_abraham @coach_ehis

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"Here's to the partial conclusion of the matter: Always have the ability to detect lamba. Goodnight. See you tomorrow"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-20 00:04:43 UTC 207.8K followers, 159.8K engagements

"Nepo baby you've responded. We were all here that year when you admitted to racketeering. If you were based in China you would've gotten the firing squad sentence in Tiananmen square. If you didn't throw stones while in a glass house you won't be shalayeing now. FRAUD"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-19 21:21:54 UTC 207.8K followers, 222.5K engagements

"Possibly the most important XX mins video you'll watch this weekend. "E get backing wey you go get from house e go sweet to pursue your dreams because if your dreams later pursue you food dey house" - SALAKO 2025"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-19 10:07:00 UTC 207.8K followers, 1.6M engagements

"Of course feel free to read what you please - just have the ability to detect lamba. You wey be say as you dey pursue your dreams you gaz catch am o. Because if your dream start to dey pursue you your life don spoil. These people if their dreams pursue them food dey house"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-18 12:24:56 UTC 207.8K followers, 234.6K engagements

"@TadyJerry I know what it is to have SCRATHED bottom these niggas have fed well. Not suffer Olympics o but which of them don chop fufu and beans water before 😂😭 The year Otedola "lost everything" his children still they fly first class. Otedola bottom na XXXX% high for many people"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-18 10:39:08 UTC 207K followers, 99.4K engagements

"Mallam Nasir Ahmad El Rufai. Started as an advisor on the cabinet of Abdulsalam Abubakar on his economic team after the death of Abacha in 1998. 1999 appointed by Obasanjo as Director Bureau of Public Enterprises. Appointed FCT Minister in 2003. EFCC laid an 8-count charge against him for land allocation and revocation in 2011. Governor Kaduna State 2015 to 2023. Got into power and immediately abolished Kaduna Charter For Equity scrapping power sharing between Muslims and Christians. As Governor reported to have allocated 27000 plots of land - some to family members. This year a Kaduna court"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-23 23:03:18 UTC 207.8K followers, 261.5K engagements

"5h XX mins conversation. 89000 listeners tuning in. Here's to the conclusion of the matter: - Be conscious of your presence/ absence of leverage - Not everyone is equipped to teach you what you need to know and finally Always have the ability to detect lamba. Goodnight"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-20 22:16:25 UTC 207.8K followers, 183.4K engagements

""Opportunity comes but once" 😂 Na you dem write that quote for. 🫵 You know how many work Cuppy don do"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-19 18:09:03 UTC 207.8K followers, 1.5M engagements

"If Nepo baby no sabi book na slow learner. If Lapo baby no sabi book na Olodo. Wetin poor man pikin do. 😹"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-20 13:11:10 UTC 207.8K followers, 162.5K engagements

"Owner Ijora terminal Sky capital bank SAHCO Aviation Okota 1&2 terminal Sufax off dock terminal Mid maritime terminal Ocean and cargo terminal OPG. How many song your papa wan sing Money wey you suppose chop ewa agonyin you wan use am buy book. 😂 Shout powerrrr 😂"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-18 15:29:43 UTC 207.8K followers, 353.7K engagements

"Nature gave you seeds to plant as food to eat. Someone comes to take nature's seed switches it up - wants to sell it to you and you cannot plant it. When you want to eat you ask him - not nature. And they want me to believe that person cares about you. 🙂"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-25 10:38:12 UTC 207.8K followers, 504.5K engagements

"Naeto C Houston born X degrees before he decided to pursue his dream. Make I burst your brain again His mother Kem Chikwe was: - Federal Minster of Transport 1999 to 2001 - Federal Minister of Aviation 2001 to 2003 She's currently PDP's national women leader. 😂"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-18 14:07:58 UTC 207.8K followers, 813.2K engagements

"God I remember this day vividly. I was in year II and hadn't eaten all day. My guy told me of a vigil where they'd probably share food & it was my hope for the week's first decent meal. I enter looked everywhere not one cooler in sight. Hunger pasted me with yellow eyes"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-22 15:07:53 UTC 207.8K followers, 307.3K engagements

"@Okey405 Silver spoon wey be say as long as you get am - make food no dey you go chop. Dem wan use motivational books finish poor man pikin. Silver o plastic o wooden spoon o we no get but na we lazy. 😭😂 Somebody shout powerrrr"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-18 16:57:50 UTC 207.8K followers, 119.3K engagements

"I'll say it with blank generalization & I don't care how it makes you feel. The Igbos are generally more objective with public discourses. They don't cower behind tRiBaLiSm while puncturing the eyes of good judgement. Might also be the reason for their political misfortune"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-25 09:30:37 UTC 207.8K followers, 683.8K engagements

"Let me warn you beforehand. I'm not sharing this from experience but from verifiable research. This is purely academic. How It Feels Inside A Woman Tuck your tongue around the walls of your mouth then replace that smooth feel with tender running ridges. Assume your tongue travels through those ridged walls for about 2-4 seconds (depending on shaft length) then plunges into a waiting mass of moist flesh - just like your mouth's but this time it is twice layered. Thicker. Repeat routine as you're enabled. Now let's assume this is from - A woman you love that loves you obsessed with you in awe"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-06-20 09:49:14 UTC 207.7K followers, 932.2K engagements

"Before APC you were: 1990-25 1991-24 1992-23 1993-22 1994-21 1995-20 1996-19 1997-18 1998-17 1999-16 2000-15 By 2031 you'll be: 1990-41 1991-40 1992-39 1993-38 1994-37 1995-36 1996-35 1997-34 1998-33 1999-32 2000-31 You need to see in numbers how APC is ruining your life"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-25 06:05:00 UTC 207.8K followers, 41.6K engagements

"Make I burst your brain again. "All fingers are not equal" no be for you o. 🧏♂ Nepo babies pass Nepo babies. Na for them. As for you you see finger for your papa hand No let anybody write book give you o. No gree o"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-19 22:30:18 UTC 207.8K followers, 192.3K engagements

"What a beautiful video. If I had to take one educated guess I'd say she's Japanese. The Japanese are absolutely beautiful people. Got lost in the Metro station one time & this couple ditched their intended route helping with navigation to the exact spot. 👏"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-17 19:13:44 UTC 207.8K followers, 97K engagements

"Naeto C is an incredibly talented rapper top talent but you know how many talent choke inside Jos Manchi don lead them 4000:0 already. First degree in New York was when he decided to "pursue his dreams" - you wey heat wan kill for Ijegun. No let anybody write book for you o"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-18 14:07:58 UTC 207.8K followers, 235.1K engagements

"This is the tweet that Twitter deleted that made Buhari to ban Twitter. He threatened to repeat the civil war - a war that inflicted pains we've not recovered from. You want to gaslight us to mourn this war-mongering unempathetic bastard. Again Fuck you & FUCK Buhari"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-13 17:54:22 UTC 207.8K followers, 660.5K engagements

"Nothing to see here. Just a 6'2 sculptor doing what he does on Fridays - sculpting his back. 🌋 🪝 Oh and by the way Damola will always be that guy. 🎵 Dopamine 🎶 by @fireboydml"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-25 17:24:30 UTC 207.8K followers, 92.6K engagements

"Dear rich people & rich people kids See bah it's okay to live your life without any kind of relational guilt. It's not your fault that our parents were sapanified. Stop romanticizing trenchified routes to success. Stop making your music books and podcasts relatable. 🙏"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-18 06:03:09 UTC 207.8K followers, 486.6K engagements

"No gree o. If you dey outside no comot singlet o - if you comot singlet no show your nipple o If your nipple show Naija elites go whine am wetin no good. No let anybody write book for you o 😹"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-20 11:09:58 UTC 207.8K followers, 150K engagements

"That's how Buchymix hol of una that year as per King of Feminism - dey teach una who be real man. Mumu boy wey been dey ND X. Now e dey UK with him bani dey form Pastor. See your own life. Not everyone has the capacity to teach you what you need to know. Use your brain"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-20 12:07:29 UTC 207.8K followers, 105.7K engagements

"Asa Asika is XX. In 2006 he was XX when he made his first 1M - that was around 8K USD valued today at 12M naira. At XX you still dey play post to post. If he writes book today they'll charge it to "entrepreneurial spirit" 😂 Shout power jor 😂😂😂"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-18 21:54:50 UTC 207.8K followers, 685.3K engagements

"Year II my guy tell me say work dey. Dem carry me enter farm to transport wet igi gedu. XX mins waka back and forth. X gedu na #50 I start around 7am finish by 6pm - I make #300. Before I enter house na chemist I fess enter. Drug #250 garri and sugar #50 "Nepo babies outwork some of you" Jehovah will take you"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-20 14:51:42 UTC 207.8K followers, 594.1K engagements

"Her in green after she took my seat. Because I don't understand how useless you'll be that you're tapping current from this child in public transport. Tap my own current nau. Suddenly he faked a call was speaking in shori shori then dropped off at the next. Stupid perv"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-24 10:07:42 UTC 207.8K followers, 130.6K engagements

"This country 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 After reading the title you'll not believe who the author of this book is. You'll also not believe who wrote the foreword of this book. Somebody shout poweeerrrrr"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-19 14:35:07 UTC 207.8K followers, 640.8K engagements

"True story - one that introduced me to one of the nuances of corporate politics Post-NYSC I interned with this edutech & was in a science team of X interns all first class grads. We all studied "unrelated" first disciplines & like with all internships it was probationary"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-22 05:40:43 UTC 207.8K followers, 689.2K engagements

"@afilmhead @Wizarab10 He no go join law ke. Person wey dey sell poison suppose know the antidote nau. 😂😭"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-19 15:11:31 UTC 206.8K followers, 57.5K engagements

"Buruji Kashamu. Arrested in the US in 1998 for drugs with $200000 cash. In 2015 New York Post published that he was smuggling heroine. He fought extradition for most of his life. Guess who his running mate for Ogun State Governorship was in 2019 😂 Lmfao"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-22 21:14:08 UTC 207.8K followers, 97.4K engagements

"😂😂😂😂😂 He waited for X month and X days for the dust to settle before eventually hitting the block button. Now this is how you handle bullies. Especially aesthetically deficient proglottides with brain cells measured in nanograms. He was moving like Van Damme from the beginning of the year and they were gassing him up. Went about attacking people's looks when he's wielding multipurpose eyeballs. Someone that is physically built like a road block with occular capacity of a traffic warden. He can stand at Ajah overhead pass while controlling traffic at Ogombo and Jakande - just with those"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-26 13:05:36 UTC 207.8K followers, 165.7K engagements

"It was at KNUST he got into music. Before XX he was running shows on campus. Someone that went to study Engineering. E get backing wey you go get from house e go sweet to pursue your dreams because if your dreams later pursue you Food dey house. 😂😂😂😂😂"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-18 09:50:56 UTC 207.8K followers, 310.7K engagements

"Pastor just dey lead prayer points dey go. Choir dey sing. 11pm no cooler. XX midnight no cooler. As I hear whistle of vigilante I just knew nobody else was coming in - I also couldn't go back to the room of the squatter I was squatting with. Forever a Lapo daddy"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-22 15:07:54 UTC 207.8K followers, 57.9K engagements

"Not one Edo person is throwing a fit in the mentions or quotes - let it be the other riffraffs forming progressives. Anyways anytime it is someone from Ogun state reply with this picture. This is the mugshot of their Governor convicted of credit card fraud in the US in 1986"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-22 19:24:01 UTC 207.8K followers, 246.4K engagements

"See motion. Somebody shout powerrrrrrrr 😂 Tomorrow them go write book. "Making it big" una"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-18 22:27:27 UTC 207.8K followers, 397K engagements

"@razaqdotart Otedola dey whine our nipple"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-18 21:18:12 UTC 207.6K followers, 81.9K engagements

"It is possible that for some roles you've interviewed for; roles that you exceptionally nailed the interviews with accolades and they get back to you saying they found someone "who is a better fit". They mostly found someone who was more likeable. It was never a skill issue"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-22 05:40:46 UTC 207.8K followers, 79.8K engagements

"When we're done with politics and entertainment let's branch into tech. Check some of the top tech founders check their backgrounds - including the unicorns. NEPO BABIES. If you like leave python write scorpion - as far as no be your papa get Foursquare nothing for you 🫵"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-19 22:54:15 UTC 207.8K followers, 868.8K engagements

"Oh there's nothing as beautiful. There is nothing as beautiful as a free man. Mentally free. Geographically free. Physically free. On whom there are no shackles of slavery. Not psychological not political not ideological"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-26 13:55:20 UTC 207.8K followers, 43.9K engagements

"Nyesom Wike @GovWike You will not live forever. 🙏"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-14 19:49:05 UTC 207.8K followers, 250.7K engagements

"@aproko_doctor You been think say I dey follow you play - your own don be for my hand as you talk this thing for outside. 🫵"
@UnkleAyo on X 2024-01-17 22:19:52 UTC 207.8K followers, 21.6K engagements

"@Wizarab10 And if you've never lived it you cannot teach us how to overcome it"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-19 22:25:58 UTC 207.8K followers, 160.5K engagements

"This is why I'll NEVER forgive you. @feminist_co I'll NEVER forgive all you XX women including Kiki Mordi and FK Abudu - that have marinated in silence for X years now. I could have died while you oversaw an affair that embezzled 157M 8BTC - outside of & . THIEVES"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-06-30 16:54:16 UTC 207.7K followers, 135.4K engagements

""Nepo babies are outworking some of you" You wey talk that thing. God suppose take you"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-20 13:04:20 UTC 207.8K followers, 348.1K engagements

"Your mother Amidat Agboola was appointed in 2019 as Oyo State Head of Service. Your father Hosea Agboola was a former Senate deputy chief whip and was appointed chairman of Governor Seyi Makindes advisory committee. Of course a crying stupid nepo baby. Deliberately taking my entire conversation premise and twisting it to drive a "you're envious" trope. All I've said in summary is - "be conscious of your presence/lack of privileges." Of course stupid nepo babies and their delusional wankers are the ones triggered. Fraud"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-19 11:20:53 UTC 207.8K followers, 218.7K engagements

"Let me burst your brain again. Mr Eazi's father Captain Ajibade is a Pilot retired as a squadron leader. His parents even run an aviation consulting business. Na why I dey look that Ibadan boy that year. He wants to cup cuppy from Twitter. Who is your daddy 😂😭"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-18 09:50:55 UTC 207.8K followers, 1.6M engagements

"Nepo babies are irritated that a nobody like me - combines brilliance street OT oratory command intellectual strength isn't humble about it can afford to take the trips they take enter the rooms they enter and has the balls to unrattle difficult conversations like this"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-20 11:46:54 UTC 207.8K followers, 135.7K engagements

"Of course she's an idiot. Came on air X years ago to insinuate that her husband is a paedophile. In her own words: "I trust my husband but I won't take chances and have him bathe my daughter because whether we like it or not there's something flying in the air these days""
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-11 12:58:46 UTC 206.8K followers, 124.3K engagements

"Own it jor. As long as you no sell any "grass to grace" type shii as book for us. No be you send my papa make hin dey gbezume. Na two of us suppose dey nepolize today. Dem kuku don dey call me lapo daddy for DM. Thank you God for keeping things running smoothly 🙏"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-21 21:07:57 UTC 207.8K followers, 512.6K engagements

"I was born in Lagos bred in sango ota - lived most of my teenage years in Ota. All the dilapidated roads have been in rot years before my family moved to Ogun State - today those roads are still the same. You think it is hard to fix road Ask Alex Otti. Nigeria works"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-21 18:02:08 UTC 207.2K followers, 23.7K engagements

"Nigerians have an insane task ahead. The people at the helms of affairs - you cannot uproot them with Queen's english. Task would have been easier if the oppressed an a united front. Unfortunately to fight for Nigeria - you have to fight Nigerians. Back to work abeg"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-23 13:13:04 UTC 207.8K followers, 108K engagements

"@Johnaslem57 Gutters get level nau. All of us dey drink garri na only you dey use salt drink your own. 😭😂 If you see better fried fish milik olope cashew nut wey I dey use ehn. 😂"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-18 10:41:13 UTC 207.8K followers, 133.8K engagements

"This app is poetically beautiful. A cooking pot of fine chaos. So that HybridOla babe that has become "gist compressor" for NG Twitter is the girlfriend of a chronic debtor that's currently threatening the person he's owing Don't you just love how twisted this is. 😭 😂"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-17 20:04:03 UTC 207.6K followers, 157.1K engagements

"Good evening. Let's talk about Atiku. Started as a customs officer in Lagos was there for XX years. Retired as a Deputy Director in 1989. Ventured into politics same year. Contested for Gongola state lost. Contested for SDP Presidential ticket lost to Abiola. Joined PDP became running mate to Obasanjo. X years as Vice President. 1999 to 2007. Contested for AC Presidential ticket lost to Yaradua in 2007. Came back to PDP contested for the PDP Presidential ticket lost to Jonathan in 2011. Obasanjo accused Atiku of distributing $5K per senator to remove Senate President Evan Enwerem. During a"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-23 21:45:15 UTC 207.8K followers, 928.1K engagements

"I hear you. Should have chosen a better word. "Fast typing" Deregulation in this sense meaning "there won't be any need to regulate". They don't want it here. As it stands today the countries that haven't totally banned need to send whatever GMO product coming in to the EU FIRST for vetting and approval. They are approaching with incredible caution. France here. Poland more recently"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-24 14:37:33 UTC 207.8K followers, 23.3K engagements

"How much you wan use talent raise😹 Once you leave "founders" check their C Level Execs. I'm even going to far. Check ALL the girls wey constitute FEMCO ALL NEPO BABIES. You wey just enter Unilag you never chop - you go dey form Twitter microwitch. Poor man pikin. 🙂"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-19 22:54:16 UTC 207.8K followers, 257.3K engagements

"@kenny2dacore Chapter 1: "Started from the scratch now we're here" If e sure for am make e come start from scratch for Aboru"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-17 22:26:31 UTC 206.8K followers, 89.4K engagements

"Femi Otedola is the son of Lagos' 9th Governor Micheal Otedola. His father was a governor during the Nigerian third republic. He's the real "old money". There's nothing he wants to write in a book that appeals to people like me. "making it big" una. 😂"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-17 20:38:04 UTC 207.8K followers, 2.7M engagements

"Ori gbogbo yin ti buru. These are your leaders sha:"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-23 22:59:20 UTC 207.8K followers, 43K engagements

"I have scraped the rocks tired the valley lingered in scars. Life is a bitch. It has fucked me & I have fucked it back. The reason I have my pinned thread up since 2021 is because I wish someone gave me that - when all that surrounded me was the smell of burning flesh as I walked through coals in that valley. X years now & it's been thousands of DMs I've received of young people who have drawn hope from it. There are certain brand deals I have turned down because they wanted me to take down my pinned thread temporarily and have theirs up. For as long as this account stays up it is not coming"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-21 13:10:21 UTC 207.8K followers, 794.2K engagements

"Obi Asika is the uncle to Asa Asika Davido's manager. They're both cousins to Naeto C whose mother was Federal Minister twice btw '99 & '03. Obi Asika's father who is also Asa Asika's grandfather - Anthony Ukpabi Asika was the first "Governor" of the East Central State. 😂"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-18 19:30:08 UTC 207.8K followers, 2.4M engagements

"If you lived through #EndSARS saw what those demons did to us & you join in protesting for the Nigerian Police - before the end of this week you'll wake up with chicken pox. That's all I'll say"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-21 17:37:39 UTC 207.8K followers, 123.8K engagements

"In shock I'm finding out that the whole NEPO/LAPO conversation from last week spiralled to tiktok - and creators are making content around it. The humbling part of see it is that my ex students are in all the comments with feedback. Omi jabo loju mi ni sha. Fuck"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-24 20:11:29 UTC 207.8K followers, 89.6K engagements

"Dear struggling Kings I've had my own fair share of life's trouble and hopeless waiting. Let me talk to you. If you're unsure what the future holds feeling terribly lonely and all you get is rejections ladened with responsibilities and no sign of help OPEN THIS THREAD"
@UnkleAyo on X 2021-12-07 20:15:23 UTC 206.8K followers, 55.6K engagements

"Wizarab for example. I like him as a person. There are certain values we align on. I don't agree with him on many opinions. I've aired it in his mentions or as independent tweets but I respect him regardless. I think he's a good man. I don't agree with certain people he associates with but he's his own man so am I. I have also never told him accosted him on why he's associating with them. 😂 That's disrespectful. I hope no one does it to me. As long as his association with those people isn't a criteria for our association we're good. I'm not impressionable and above all I am my own man. If he"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-25 13:52:20 UTC 207.8K followers, 544.4K engagements

"😂😂😂😂😂 You'll not believe the title of the book & the reviewer. Bruh I dey dieee. 😂😂😂😂"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-19 17:18:58 UTC 207.8K followers, 132.9K engagements

"@ConzyMrc I'm an avid reader but madly selective. Many people write for different reasons - you gaz first assess the intention of the author. Wetin dey give Otedola money Otedola no go tell me. I go still carry 10K buy him book 😭"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-18 16:52:45 UTC 207.8K followers, 148.9K engagements

"Nation scale poverty is an intentional design. If you keep the people rich enough to only source their next meal you can own them. You can feed them enough to motivate them. When you're able to sell "hope" consistently to them you've won. Wicked people"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-20 09:45:38 UTC 207.8K followers, 112.5K engagements

"This is the recently approved budget by the National Assembly. If my mathematics isn't off 1477 streetlights is projected to be erected with unit value of XXX MILLION per streetlight. 1477 streetlight for 400B $260M. No APC Politician should be walking freely. None. The useless celebrities you support fraternize with these thieves and you'll call the people who call out their associations "bullies" You don't even know where your next meal will come from and these thieves are pocketing 266M naira per streetlight Are you people cursed What kind of country is this"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-05-28 07:01:09 UTC 207.5K followers, 390.9K engagements

"If my grandfather was the first eastern governor you think say I no go dey entrepreneurial. Go Oshodi see better hustlers. People wey life don give over XXX for first half wan write book for us. No gree o. Hol your nipples well o - else dem go whine am wetin no good. 😭"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-18 21:54:50 UTC 207.8K followers, 148.5K engagements

"Even Okoya pikin don dey act skit. E sing song last year e act skit this year. Wetin you dey use do full life career manchi carry am dey do side quest. See as billionaire house dey echo Good. Dem dey write book for you na your brain dey echo"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-19 22:43:29 UTC 207.8K followers, 494.4K engagements

"@ThaBoyYom Nepo baby. See your richard millie for frame X. Na why you no dey comot kitchen"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-21 18:56:53 UTC 206.7K followers, 3533 engagements

"Firstly if you tell me "wrap it up" - God will punish you. Secondly If you think my point has been "a nobody cannot make it" or "don't hustle" -or "stop reading books". Hold your head shout "I am a stupid person" X times"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-20 09:08:09 UTC 207.8K followers, 505.6K engagements

"I latched onto that corporate lesson - If someone like you they'll hire you. If they like you they will train you. When it clicked I laid my hands on every piece D Carnegie had ever written. Likeability is a skill that can be learnt & belted. Likeability is not asslicking"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-22 05:40:48 UTC 207.8K followers, 93.3K engagements

"Dimeji Bankole. In 2013 EFCC had a 16-count criminal charge against him for contract inflation & 9Bn embezzlement. EFCC counsel was Festus Keyamo. 😂 He was also arrested for misappropriation of $65M in 2011. Former Speaker currently HoR member. These are your leaders"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-23 10:33:37 UTC 207.8K followers, 358.2K engagements

"Umar Musa Yaradua - arguably one of Nigeria's most decent Presidents. When he died the entire nation was thrown into genuine mourning. One of our only shot at corruption-free governance. You cannot fake mourning. You cannot gaslight people into mourning"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-13 18:09:51 UTC 207.6K followers, 432.5K engagements

"Since we're talking about Otedola. X siblings. Ayo runs Otedola farms. Rotimi runs Afrinero. They both invested $3.6M in Geregu. Lola is an accomplished Lawyer Most of the top shows in Nigeria run under Muyiwa's entertainment brand XX label. Dey there make pant dey wear you"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-18 08:44:17 UTC 207.6K followers, 276.6K engagements

"@simisanya Energy that I fuck w. Stunt on her envious ass. Congratulations to you both. 🎈"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-22 05:11:24 UTC 207.8K followers, 89.1K engagements

"You've quoted me twice unprovoked this year (with foolishness) - that I've ignored bcos of someone in your circle I have mutual respect for. Today I've come to catch my sub on your TL. Your mother was Oyo HoS & you used that access for a scam. STFU"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-19 11:20:22 UTC 207.8K followers, 1.2M engagements

"This useless boy has started again 😭 😂 You know what I think I like him. 😂"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-17 15:54:05 UTC 207.8K followers, 214.9K engagements

"@Samdrew27881981 This one too is a first class student 😂😭 See their school logo behind her. 😭"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-16 23:11:52 UTC 206.8K followers, 32.3K engagements

"In X days it will be XX years since his death. Same question. Who killed Funsho Williams"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-24 07:13:24 UTC 207.8K followers, 568.5K engagements

"@Ol0ye I'm left-handed and I'm afraid your suspicions are correct"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-24 09:56:48 UTC 207.8K followers, 19.1K engagements

"On GMOs. Firstly permit me to throw data to the wind. Only time. XX% of people arguing about GMOs reading this thread - have never handled genetic materials edited genes. Probably never will. I eat CRISPR-CAS9 for lunch. I write this thread as a subject authority"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-24 19:42:13 UTC 207.8K followers, 841.6K engagements

"Alli Ndume. Federal lawmaker since 2003. Still a senator. First boko haram member Konduga to be convicted was arrested at his residence. Konduga was imprisoned for X years. Remanded by the EFCC in 2020 for being Maina's (2bn fraud) surety. These are your leaders"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-23 12:19:05 UTC 207.8K followers, 236.5K engagements

"100L vs Ph.D Final Year From wearing a Paris branded T-shirt with an uncertain future tattered sandals and an empty belly - to doing everything I've always wanted to do in Paris. Life a poetic simulation"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-21 13:45:24 UTC 207.8K followers, 354.7K engagements

"There's no such thing as apolitical. Just people who: X. know the govt is useless but have friends who eat at the table friends they don't want to offend X. don't currently eat at the table but the possibility of a plate exists X. as long as they're okay fuck all of you"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-23 17:37:59 UTC 207.8K followers, 81.7K engagements

".@Hybrid_Ola is it true that this is your boyfriend 👀 Do you mind doing us your usual unsolicited service by compiling the gist 🌚"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-17 20:07:08 UTC 207.8K followers, 235.5K engagements

"I'm not even trolling. A graduate from Unilorin once argued that a President doesn't govern. His argument: "a governor governs a President presidens a house of reps member respirates." I need to visit that school. 😭😭"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-16 21:23:27 UTC 207.8K followers, 731K engagements

"You don see dem use nepo baby act winch for school drama before 😹 Na Lapo baby go act winch act devil - still act thief join. Ahhhh. Poor man pikin"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-20 13:40:52 UTC 207.8K followers, 263.6K engagements

"I've put all the independent tweets as a thread here. So that anyday anybody wan whine you wan sell book for you - you know where to find all the receipts. No gree o"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-20 21:17:06 UTC 207.8K followers, 223.8K engagements

"Wole Soyinka's uncle is Fela's father. Herbert Macaulay that egbon wey dey XX naira is the grandson to Ajayi Crowther & also Fela's great grandfather. Because Fela dey follow una smoke Igbo you think say na common man. 😂 No let anybody write book for you o"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-18 22:22:42 UTC 207.8K followers, 2.2M engagements

"When you hear people say "Nigeria doesn't work" - shut them up. Nigeria works. If you design a system to fail if it fails - it actually works. From education to infrastructure to health to commerce - everything works. The question is - who is it working for"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-21 18:02:06 UTC 207.8K followers, 299.4K engagements

"The legacy of Bola. Actively ruining Lagos and the South West by extension - to facilitate the lifeline for institutionalized thuggery the very bane of his political longevity. You should always be reminded who Bola actually is. 🎥: @stkizitosluxury"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-11 11:41:19 UTC 207.7K followers, 52.8K engagements

"When you are making moves. Sit with it. Keep quiet. When your wins come. Most times sit with it. Keep quiet. Choose when to share why to share. With whom to share. Not everyone is worth sharing with. The art of seeking validation can open portals of unexpected failure"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-22 09:56:59 UTC 207.8K followers, 289K engagements

"Aliko Dangote had X siblings - Sani Bello & Garba (all of blessed memories). Sani died of colon cancer Bello died in a plane crash alongside Abacha's son Garba died of stroke in 2013. They were all doing incredibly well as at the time of their death. VP this board that"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-18 08:44:14 UTC 207.6K followers, 292K engagements

"Between January and December 2014 Akpabio was alleged to have colluded with two of his aides to divert 108B from Akwa Ibom State account. He was actually arrested by EFCC. Today he is your Senate President. Tomorrow Yahaya will be in the senate. These are your leaders"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-23 07:05:33 UTC 207.8K followers, 237.5K engagements

""Make hay while the sun shine" 😹 Na you dem write that quote for o 🫵 Your own na to make hay - both you and the hay na rich man get all of una. 😭😂 No let anybody whine you o"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-19 21:07:22 UTC 207.8K followers, 129.4K engagements

"Benefits of GMOs exist but it doesn't outweigh the risks. I also wouldn't be listening to America on food health and nutrition. XX% of Americans are obese. Before you see an Obese European you stand better chance of seeing Seyilaw with sense. Good evening"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-24 19:42:20 UTC 207.8K followers, 167.6K engagements

""The journey of a thousand miles begins with a step" 😹 Na you dem write am for 🫵 For nepo babies the journey of a thousand miles begins with XXX steps. No gree o. No let their papa write book for you o"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-20 10:47:06 UTC 207.8K followers, 113.3K engagements

"When people reply your tweets I'm of the opinion that you ask them what state they're from before deciding to give a response. Once you see they're from Edo State just reply with: D7 D7 D7 E8 F9 F9 F9 D7. Keep the interaction short"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-22 14:09:06 UTC 207.8K followers, 732.8K engagements

"The upcoming Yahoo boys you despise today will still rule this country. When they do there's nothing new they'd be doing. The template is already there. The current governance structure is filled with fraudsters extremists & thieves. These boys will simply be taking over"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-24 11:22:30 UTC 207.8K followers, 177.7K engagements

"This boy is killing me 😂 Made a mistake to watch this video at work. How am I just seeing all his videos"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-10 09:40:02 UTC 207.8K followers, 380.2K engagements

""Money is not everything" you follow them dey retweet. "Chase your passion money will follow" you follow them dey retweet. You 🫵 You 🫵 You wey be say dem dey wear slippers before dem open your papa fridge. You no ge' sense. 🧏♂"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-20 13:19:43 UTC 207.8K followers, 533.9K engagements

"I first stumbled on this video X years ago - this is still one of the best pieces of advice I've scripted my life after. Aspirations beget aspirations - if you tie your happiness to the fulfillment of an aspiration you'll never truly be happy"
@UnkleAyo on X 2023-09-08 10:11:27 UTC 207K followers, 337.9K engagements

""Just chase your dreams money will follow" 😹 No be for you o poor man pikin. For you na the other way round: "Chase the money and your dreams will follow" Also pull your singlet down. If you raise am up your nipple go show if your nipple show - dem go too whine am 😭"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-19 20:42:51 UTC 207.8K followers, 234.2K engagements

""Life is unscripted" No be for Okoya papa wey dey sell Biro 😂😂😂😂😂😂"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-18 18:01:35 UTC 207.6K followers, 562.8K engagements

"Ekweremadu is currently eating watery beans and bread in a British prison. Go on google & type "Commissioner for Youth & Sports Enugu State" - come back to this tweet with screenshots. Same year o. Nigerian "elites" set their own up. No let anybody write book for you o. 😭"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-18 13:35:33 UTC 207.8K followers, 962.2K engagements

"Remember that thread I made two weeks ago about how Bola ruined Lagos. This is it. This is the Legacy of Bola. The slums need to thrive for him to churn those neglects as human resources for his empire of institutionalized thuggery. This is Bola"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-06-20 08:12:01 UTC 207.8K followers, 570.7K engagements

"I'm not a political analyst. I'm not a Journalist. I'm not an investigator. I just spend time on the internet reading. There's nothing I've shared that isn't laying on the internet for free. There's no "revelation". You're either too lazy to read or too dishonest to admit"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-23 23:10:13 UTC 207.8K followers, 148K engagements

"Walahi you people don't know what access is. There's NO child of an ex governor or ex president that isn't doing well. Because they don't like spotlight Before yesterday would you have known that Tinubu's daughter paid 2.2M USD cash for a house one decade ago AT XX 😂"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-18 08:44:13 UTC 207.8K followers, 2.3M engagements

"The year is 2045 Joaq Wike is set to publish his first book: "From trenchpoint to clenchpoint: A pipeline for global expansion". See wetin him papa do for 2025. Your children will be reading Joaq's book. No let anybody write book for you o"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-18 17:37:18 UTC 207.6K followers, 215.2K engagements

"I've never seen suit look so hideous on a person. This court usher indoor lawyer fine boy elede with two left legs is the one always coming for people's looks Unbelievable. Even SUG President wear white canvas ontop suits 😭😭😭😭 Unilorin which way 😭😂"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-06-14 08:28:38 UTC 207.8K followers, 278.9K engagements

"Its Monday hopefully your hustle is still your priority. If you run a small business or render services - share in the quotes and replies. Let's see what you're selling. Ask your previous buyers vouch for you - let's buy from you or bookmark for when we want to buy"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-21 12:14:06 UTC 207.8K followers, 432.6K engagements

"@PeterObi Posterity will be kind to you. Ehn ehn .@officialABAT what school shaped you Bola You don't have to support the school - we will contribute money and support on your behalf. We just want to know. What secondary school shaped you 👀"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-24 21:21:38 UTC 207.8K followers, 60K engagements

"Oh and by the way. Anyone close to that racketeering nincompoop should tell him - that last one should be the last time he ever quotes me. He made the mistake twice and 1.1M eyes got to see that he's a thief. People from his father's constituency have also been feeding me enough materials to ruin his headspace for at least a week. You people should leave me alone. Disagree with me all you want but stop quoting me with foolishness. You don't like whatever it is I say - mute or block me. Just leave me alone. I don't know how to let it go. Ask around"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-26 13:06:09 UTC 207.8K followers, 38.7K engagements

"Needs no introduction. Deputy Governor Kano: 1999 - 2003 & 2011 - 2015. Governor Kano: 2015 - 2023. APC Chairman: 2023 - 2025. Recently appointed Chairman Federal Airports Authority of Nigeria FAAN. 😂 These are your leaders"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-23 12:23:54 UTC 207.8K followers, 190.8K engagements

"Bola Ahmed Tinubu. Political career began in 1991. Elected into the senate in 1992. 1993 Illinois Court found Bola's account linked to drug proceeds $2M worth. Court documents show that he forfeited $460K. Same year he was a senator. Once lied that his "big break" came from Big4 consultancy where he got $850K in bonuses which is around $2.3M today. Factually the highest anyone earns at Deloittes today is around half a mil $ 1994. Exiled started working with NADECO. 1998. Abacha dead. Returns back to Nigeria. Runs for office. Governor Lagos State. 1999 - 2007. Abacha's bagman becomes his"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-24 08:33:48 UTC 207.8K followers, 831.2K engagements

"Wait until you see how 24H uninterrupted light changes your life. Wait until you see the quality it adds to your life IN ONE WEEK. Ask people who moved abroad for the first time in their 30's. Water go comot for your eyes. But they'll be writing book for you. No gree o"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-20 09:52:59 UTC 207.8K followers, 571.7K engagements

"@alfredjags13 You don see poor man slippers before 😭 😹"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-19 18:38:12 UTC 207.8K followers, 47.1K engagements

""Look before you leap" Na you dem write am for 🫵 If Nepo baby leap before him look on top better mouka foam. E go stand up leap again. As for you see your head see concrete for ground. No gree o 🧏♂ No let Cuppy papa whine you o. Hide your nipple. Shout poweeeerrr jor"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-20 12:40:19 UTC 207.8K followers, 111.4K engagements

"Poor man pikin. 😹😹😹😹😹😹 Dem kill am for real life kill am for feem. 😹 MMS"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-20 14:11:40 UTC 207.8K followers, 66.5K engagements

"Bobo Ajudua Davido's former lawyer. As at 2003 EFCC (allegedly o) had XX cases against his father Fred lawyer - mostly advanced fee fraud. His mother Pat Ajudua has been in elected office SINCE 2007 - as in no leave no transfer. No let anybody sell book for you o"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-18 22:09:14 UTC 207.8K followers, 870.1K engagements

"Dimeji Bankole was XX the youngest ever to serve sorry steal at his position. He was a brazen thief. A young man. The women who have since evaded accountability for the #EndSars bitcoin heist are all young women. Young people aren't any better just younger thieves"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-24 13:28:49 UTC 207.8K followers, 85K engagements

"Na poor man pikin dey burn midnight candle. Light no dey off for rich man house. No let anybody sell book give you o. 🧏♂ Somebody shout poweeerrrrr"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-19 22:13:48 UTC 207.8K followers, 425.4K engagements

"@hannytalker "To ignore the nuance" tsk tsk. What is the nuance here 😂 Once you people hear new word you'll be piping it - better word salad with kebab. Are you also from Unilorin big man 😭"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-17 22:29:05 UTC 207.6K followers, 191.5K engagements

"You see am. Rich man wey write book don sleep. 😹😹 Poor man pikin still dey awake dey read the book. 😹😹😹😹 Somebody shout poweeeerrrr"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-19 23:54:59 UTC 207.8K followers, 282.2K engagements

".@BillGates Big man I genuinely think they need food more than Nigerians at the moment. Is it possible that you 👏 leave 👏 us 👏 alone"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-25 10:18:20 UTC 207.8K followers, 260.2K engagements

"You've never been relatable. 😂 As them born you you don dey 3000 steps ahead. Dangote got $3000 loan abi na gift in 1977 - where my paps wan thief am Just be flying your PJs and eating your spagheri bolonoah - fi lawa loju daanu. Just don't whine us. 😂 😭"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-18 06:03:09 UTC 207.8K followers, 128.3K engagements

"David Mark. Military Governor Niger State (1984 - 1986). Minister for X years. Longest serving Nigerian in the Senate Senate President for X years. Was operating X foreign accounts while in office. Over 6M in those accounts. He was in violation of Nigerian Constitution wasn't charged to court. Had an alleged 2Bn EFCC scandal from 2010. Today he is Chairman of ADC. These are your leaders"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-23 08:41:43 UTC 207.8K followers, 398.2K engagements

"I don't know how to say this whilst sounding "humble" but you should count yourself lucky to daily interact with how my mind works regardless the version of me you engage on here. I'm not your typical everyday chad you meet. How I think is different how I've lived is different what I've done and what I can do - different. I don't know what "move like Albert" means but if you mean academically sound respectfully I'm chunked in the exclusive XXXX% of the world's population. By SS1 I had concluded all the Organic Chemistry syllabuses end to end - my first principal would have me teach my"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-17 11:59:45 UTC 207.8K followers, 525.3K engagements

"@ceejayxy Tomorrow Seyi Tinubu sef go launch book. "Tough times to soft times: the pipeline for economic giants" Him papa sef go write on good governance"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-17 22:24:59 UTC 206.8K followers, 108.3K engagements

"J E S U S - C H R I S T Nigeria definitely has the finest batch of ethnically mentally twisted slaves. I should argue less with people on here. Someone with the capacity to vote actually thinks like this COOKED"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-16 21:32:52 UTC 207.8K followers, 28.5K engagements

"The predictability of death is what removes her sense of mystery. You cannot gaslight people with death. You also cannot mourn-watch them. Feel free to mourn Buhari however you want to mourn him but you won't erase history. His legacy was that of murder terrorism & theft"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-13 21:38:33 UTC 206.8K followers, 99.6K engagements

"You cannot harvest tuition fees from XXX students over the span of half a decade then decide to not graduate them. It is not right. It doesn't happen anywhere. After X years you ask them to learn a trade - it is wickedness. #SurvingDentistryinUNICAL"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-11 15:58:42 UTC 207.8K followers, 226.8K engagements

"Go and see how SUG elections is being ran in higher institutions then come back and slap me for this tweet. In Auchi Poly how many students died during the last elections In my time (which isn't far back) it wasn't like that. In science we call it normalization"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-24 11:52:49 UTC 207.8K followers, 90.2K engagements

"Yoruba go say: "Three generations cannot be wretched" 😹 See your papa see your papa papa - you wey be the 3rd generation still wan carry cuppy papa book read. 😹 Poor man pikin wey still wan born poor man. 😭"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-20 15:47:15 UTC 207.8K followers, 200.7K engagements

"Hope Uzodinma. Alleged to have bought a supreme court judgment in 2011 against Osita Izunaso to become Senator. Doesn't have a public academic record. Used to say that he studied criminology at Missouri. Of course a lie. Was accused by Spring Bank of XXX in 2005. Once had a petition filed against him by Festus Keyamo. 😂 Still has a lingering 12M USD fraud case since 2016. As M.D of transurb was owing Bank PHB over 690M naira. During the 2018 APC Primaries he was arrested for defrauding the NPA of $12M USD in a contract scam. Has a X count criminal charge still sitting against him in Abuja."
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-23 07:22:10 UTC 207.8K followers, 634K engagements

"@Roman_Romanoff_ Oh you won't find fools of that strain on this side of the internet. They check handles before interacting. If you walk two bus stops from here to the other corner of virgin hunters - you'll find them there"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-24 13:19:54 UTC 207.8K followers, 77K engagements

"This is why when a political player appears & looks like he ACTUALLY wants to work a different kind of work - they inspire all kinds of principalities against him. If X people are used to sharing a pie of pizza - it becomes a problem for them when you want to add an extra 5"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-21 18:02:12 UTC 207.8K followers, 38.5K engagements

"Tomorrow Okpebholo go write book una go read. 😹 Person wey get E8 for government wey dey lead government. Somebody shout poweerrrrr"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-19 20:22:31 UTC 207.8K followers, 480.1K engagements

"@Ucheyyy2 So it's not longer about the veracity of the message it is now about the possibility of being misconstrued Difficult conversations must be had regardless of presence/absence of comprehension. That accidents happen doesn't mean people stop buying/driving cars"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-20 09:38:42 UTC 206.7K followers, 23.9K engagements

"@chierringo @NafdacAgency @NOA_Nigeria @NGfmafs We're already a compromised country. We're now adding a new front of compromise. Call me stupid but I don't believe Bill Gates loves us that much that "he wants to help us" 💀 Why do they bring their help here first The answer is obvious"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-24 20:26:02 UTC 207.8K followers, 35.5K engagements

"Ogun State has been plagued with the most unfortunate governors in the South West apart from Ondo State. The white bearded guyman there now @DapoAbiodunCON is the worst. His own is to employ army of social media nitwits to whitewash him & Saturday owanbes. Just look at"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-17 15:51:57 UTC 206.9K followers, 55K engagements

"DJ Exclusive's real name is Rotimi Alakija. Rings a bell Yup He's the nephew of Folorunsho Alakija 2nd Richest African Woman. Again not to take away from his talent but Trenches DJ don play for you before 😂 British born two degrees before he pursue dreams. 😂"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-18 12:24:55 UTC 207.8K followers, 1.6M engagements

"If you read this book and you don't hiss more than XXX times call me bastard. If you remove singlet ehn Nigerian elites go whine your nipple. No let anybody write book for you o 😹"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-19 15:09:19 UTC 207.8K followers, 355.6K engagements

""There's light at the end of the tunnel" 😹 Na you dem write that quote for. 🫵 Na people wey build the tunnel dey write book for you. No gree o. Somebody shout poweeeeerrrr"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-20 11:21:32 UTC 207.8K followers, 98.9K engagements

"I wrote a thread last week one riffraff strolled into the comments to say: "You sef let chatgpt rest nau" Lmaooo. The actual disrespect. My secondary school days had my english teacher cum Principal admitting that he didn't write better essays than I did. Me ChatGPT 😂"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-16 20:55:00 UTC 207.4K followers, 46.8K engagements

"The young teenage girl on the train this morning will go home relating how a stranger stood up for her. Diagonally across me on this two seater I see this weird guy sitting with her constantly expanding his thighs. As she kept adjusting he kept expanding. Then I stood up"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-24 10:00:30 UTC 207.8K followers, 712K engagements

"Took what was supposed to be the crowning moment of a mediocre career & rubbished it for 20K per month at the behest of an occultic govt. - only to become a national laughing stock. After APC you faze into eternal irrelevance. To have lived like this is definitely not life"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-12 22:56:22 UTC 207.8K followers, 211.6K engagements

"As I aged I realised the entire National Anthem was a lie. We didn't have heroes in the past and their labor was definitely not in vain - their labor was towards cementing their families as dynasties on public wealth. Also how they made us believe Murtala was a good man"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-19 00:01:24 UTC 207.8K followers, 671.7K engagements

"please don't ask me how I know If you want to mutate your woman into a wild animal give her red wine when she's ovulating. Add small dark chocolates. Eyes have not seen ears have not heard what she'll do to you. Any flavor of Pinot Noir will effect the shapeshifting"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-06-20 17:03:24 UTC 207.7K followers, 637.4K engagements

"Egbon was able to secure a $1.7B loan in 2007 - X years later he appeared on Forbes list. Saying Otedola's book will speak to you when you can't even borrow 5K from opay. "Is he the only billionaire's child" Is it all billionaire's children interested in business Ode"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-18 06:06:41 UTC 207.8K followers, 644.4K engagements

"Kassim Shettima. January 2011: One week to the deadline for submission of candidates names to INEC the governorship candidate of the ANPP Fannami Gubio and X others were shot dead in front of his fathers house in Maiduguri and the ANPP was forced to present Kassim Shettima as candidate. March XX 2014: Shettima is already Governor. The Minister of State for Education advised him to shut down all remote schools for security concerns. Ignored. (One month later) April XX 2014: Chibok girls abducted. XXX girls. Some raped some left half dead tied to trees some others buried. Chibok School"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-23 11:23:47 UTC 207.8K followers, 666.1K engagements

"@wilma_nut Otedola wan whine our nipple. 😂"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-18 21:18:31 UTC 207.8K followers, 167.1K engagements

"When I started my 20's decade I knew that I needed money lessons if I wanted to feature in a particular life in my 30's. I've also learnt that you play the game different when you eclipse into another decade. As I venture into my 30's decade this is my possible play. 🧵"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-08 08:37:51 UTC 206.8K followers, 202.3K engagements

"Some billionaire's children just want to relax and open foundations. The point is "privilege" and "access" - that's already set you ahead with a nitro booster. Even if you give me example of billionaire's children that failed - they failed forward. Money still dey for house"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-18 06:06:42 UTC 207.6K followers, 133.1K engagements

"It didn't matter the urban structural genius GRV was sharing round TV stations b4 the elections - he wasn't enough because of his maternal roots. We are not led by clueless leaders. We are led by calculated callous people protecting a system that works for them. Nigeria works"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-21 18:02:13 UTC 207.8K followers, 36.7K engagements

"😂😂😂😂😂😂 this country Abobi is there now & he's using straw to suck what's left. "Water from an empty well" una. After you use how many years push powder for Chicgs. 😂 If you raise armpit ehn Nigerian elites go too totori you. No let anybody write book for you o 😹"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-19 16:39:06 UTC 207.8K followers, 216.4K engagements

"You follow Teni dey sing "Money don't buy happiness". 🫠 If dem never spank your papa TV e no dey on. See your laptop if you never fold the wire - e no dey charge. If you no wear better jeans you no fit put your LAPtop for laps. 😹 You no ge'sense 🧏♂"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-20 14:19:55 UTC 207.8K followers, 141.4K engagements

"@avogroovy We all had that shirt 😂 And one other grass grass something something money"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-21 17:19:08 UTC 207.6K followers, 10.1K engagements

""Just save more than you spend" Inside #12500 No be you dem write am for o. 🧏♂ You wey your ribs dey show Poor man pikin. Chop o. Chop o"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-19 23:27:46 UTC 207.8K followers, 628.2K engagements

"See whining 😹 You wey go first all of us do great things. Na the one wey you do remain we go pursue. 😂😭 Nothing wey Funke Akindele never act - wetin take am XX years to achieve you nail am for your first movie. Poor man pikin. Kai"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-20 12:48:52 UTC 207.8K followers, 591.5K engagements

"While at a Senate session Akpabio referred to Bola as being "dead and honored" Two public officials same gang same week same slip of tongue. Coincidence Even though it tarries"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-23 18:13:21 UTC 207.8K followers, 148.3K engagements

"@afilmhead @Wizarab10 Na only Mgbadume she never sell. Tomorrow if she launch am rub am pink dye it's still going. She fit comot the business that week enter Harvard the next week go start law degree - her papa go dey write book for us. 😂 Shout poweeerrr jor. 😹"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-19 18:32:30 UTC 206.8K followers, 79.4K engagements

""Nepo babies are outworking some of you" 😹😹😹 You don go summer before 😂 Scratch that. No be when you join Twitter you know wetin be summer. Rich man pikin dey go summer poor man pikin dey read book. Somebody shout poweeeerrrrrr"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-20 10:20:31 UTC 207.8K followers, 634.1K engagements

"His Excellency Peter Gregory Obi - My Principal. Happy birthday in arrears to you. 🎂 This is coming now because I didn't want sons of perdition to politicize the weekend's conversation. Thank you for being a breath of fresh air. Posterity will be kind to you"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-21 19:50:50 UTC 207.8K followers, 116.3K engagements

"Not to take anything from Mr Eazi who is an incredible genius btw but at XX he unilaterally decided to relocate to Ghana to study at KNUST. At XX Jamb still dey take your life. 😭 Some things dey wey you no fit enjoy again just lay better pass for your children"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-18 09:50:55 UTC 207.8K followers, 278.7K engagements

"I have some time so let me teach a concept I taught in my X years of teaching college biology. Mosquitoes fit perfectly into the food chain and the absence of mosquitoes means many plants and animals will cease to exist. I'll tell you how & why:"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-06-27 05:19:15 UTC 207.6K followers, 911.9K engagements

""The North won't forget". Northern rule 47yrs out of 62yrs with Nigeria as an independent country. Highest out of school children - North Highest poverty - North Highest insurgency - North Highest mother death at childbirth - North Highest children death - North The civil war was fought in the East for XX months. Entirely levelled. They rebuilt the region from scratch with nothing to their names. Today poverty is at its lowest there literacy is the highest mother death at childbirth is also at its lowest. Hopefully the North doesn't forget. You've clenched onto power for X decades by this"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-14 09:18:43 UTC 207.8K followers, 499.4K engagements

"@adekunleGOLD Contributing to the chain here. If your graduated with first class *specifically from Unilorin - post your transcripts. 🌚"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-16 18:36:31 UTC 207.8K followers, 324.6K engagements

"@ThankGodmene Na only for Nollywood poor man pikin dey marry rich man pikin. For real life:"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-18 10:48:06 UTC 207.6K followers, 72.3K engagements

"This is who he was. He had no respect for electoral processes or the rule of law. Over XXX people murdered including serving corp members because he lost the 2011 elections. You keep going the way you're going and this is how we will remember you Bola"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-13 23:47:52 UTC 207.6K followers, 39.6K engagements

"I don't mean to interrupt your evening but do you know that: In 2024 Tinubu spent XX billion on trips alone. $1.2B to Dubai. N1.3B for fleet fuel. N5B for fleet maintenance His wife spent: N150 M to France. N202 M to Mozambique. As you all were"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-06-09 19:41:47 UTC 207.7K followers, 59.9K engagements

"On this GMO conversation this is what I'll say. With food and drugs you shouldn't be looking at the US and her big corps for gUiDaNcE. Their population health is data enough. X EU countries have GMO banned. Europe is currently moving for total deregulation. As you were"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-24 13:39:46 UTC 207.8K followers, 252.3K engagements

"Femi Gbajabiamila. Found guilty by US Court of withholding client's $25000 in 2003 - prosecuted in 2007. Georgia State number 288330 He was debarred as a lawyer for XX months. Today he is the Chief of Staff to your President. These are your leaders"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-23 07:58:15 UTC 207.8K followers, 880.6K engagements

"@DangoteGroup Hmmm 😂 👏 hmmm 👏😂 Word word"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-19 13:06:19 UTC 207.6K followers, 48.5K engagements

"LAX came back from the UK and under a year met Wizkid through his stylist in 2013. Know his father Barrister Taiwo Afolabi. Founder Sifax Group of Companies Operator Tincan Island Ports Terminal C Bought the Warri Port for $100m Owner of Lagos Marriot Hotel Ikeja"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-18 15:29:42 UTC 207.8K followers, 2.1M engagements

"Last video for today I'm sorry 😭 But it looks like they've released new batch of mad people 😭 Wtf is this again. 😭😭😭"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-09 21:53:50 UTC 206.8K followers, 741.3K engagements

""Una plenty for this app wey no go school sha" 😂😭 Blacqeez omo weyrey 😂 eyan Egi Einstein 😂😂😂"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-16 22:11:18 UTC 207.8K followers, 172.4K engagements

"@Wizarab10 We have 600K in the #PeopleHelpingPeople @PH3LPeople account from last year. We've been looking for a weekend to disburse it but this seems like a better cause. We will empty the entire account to this effect. Looking forward to the successful surgery. #HandsOnDeck"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-22 19:32:52 UTC 207.8K followers, 300.2K engagements

"Dapo Abiodun jailed in 1986 of credit card fraud. When he contested in 2015 for senatorial seat he did so against Kashamu - another drug kingpin. When he became Governor he appointed Abidemi Rufai as SSA - arrested in 2021 for employment fraud. These are your leaders"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-22 20:01:12 UTC 207.8K followers, 691K engagements

"I was going to leave the whole GMO convo since I've educated as much as I can but this genuinely made my jaw drop. I can't believe that a founder building a health startup is drawing a direct line from genetic modification to selective breeding. This saddens me actually"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-26 09:58:00 UTC 207.8K followers, 182.7K engagements

"@Adukeadexoxo Tomorrow dem go write book for poor man pikin. Poor man go wan implement wetin they book brain go knock. I go lie for you 😹"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-19 18:29:55 UTC 206.8K followers, 88.8K engagements

"Nigerian elites go whine you no panic. 😂😂 You wey be say if you commot tarmac - you never know wetin you go chop this night. See nau money wey you suppose use chop you use am buy book. If you read the book finish laanu sategun. 😂 "Leaving the tarmac" una 😂"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-18 16:47:17 UTC 207.6K followers, 318.6K engagements

"Let's chat when you have one of these lil bro"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-06-08 22:05:23 UTC 207.8K followers, 2.6M engagements

"Nepo baby na biggie. Nepa baby na opom. Poor man pikin. 😹 MMS"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-20 11:59:59 UTC 207.6K followers, 142.3K engagements

"@ImperialOSITA This is the one that's been killing me 😭 E say na Mgbadume. 😭"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-09 22:46:34 UTC 206.8K followers, 36.9K engagements

"Orji Uzor Kalu. Executed a 7.65B fraud during his time as Governor. He was also accused to have withdrawn 460M from the state account between July & Dec 2002. Sentenced to XX years in Prison in 2019 became a Senator same year. Still a senator. These are your leaders"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-23 08:11:29 UTC 207.8K followers, 330.9K engagements

"If you're not smart enough you'll fall for that faux support. What they've done successfully is recruit you into a cult you didn't know exist. You now have to "support" them always "agree" with them because they once "stood up for you". They've made you make enemies with the one who actually did care about you - cared enough to share their opinion. Humans perfect experimental social rats - Twitter a case study"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-25 18:37:34 UTC 207.8K followers, 11.6K engagements

"Nepo baby wey wan start to learn tech dem give am Macbook 16" M3 Pro. See you nau. Poor man pikin. Dem fit use your DELL laptop boil ewa oloyin. 😹"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-20 12:29:26 UTC 207.8K followers, 435.1K engagements

""Money can't buy happiness" 😹 As dem dey enter private jets you see water for their eyes 😂 Dem wan kee poor man pikin with quotes. Na money you no get. No let them whine you o. 🧏♂"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-19 21:39:08 UTC 207.8K followers, 374.6K engagements

"@official_veenom Davido wey never shit for shalanga before say him start from face me I face you. Nigerian billionaires go whine you iwo sha ma panic. 😂"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-17 22:42:53 UTC 207.5K followers, 80.2K engagements

"Nobody fall from nowhere. Na you no just know. As you don know now no carry your nipples give them o. If you give Naija elites your nipples dem go too whine am. No let anybody sell book for you o. 😂 Somebody shout powerrrrr"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-18 19:30:09 UTC 207.8K followers, 275.8K engagements

"I say you'll not believe the author seh 😂😂😂 This country 😂😂😂😂😂😂 No let anybody write book for you 😹 Ahn ahn shout poweeeerrrr nau"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-19 15:54:25 UTC 207.8K followers, 229.7K engagements

"@SmaAfc Innocent Kazim from Iyana Iba go read the book wan implement "I started from nothing" from chapter one - engine go knock. You wan start from nothing without 1.5B loan in your first year of business 😂 How you wan do am 😭😂"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-17 22:33:04 UTC 207.6K followers, 150.8K engagements

""Make hay while the sun shine" Na you dem write that quote for o 🫵 😹 Your own na to make hay - rich man and him bae go use your hay make him day. 😹😹 No let anybody whine you o. 🧏♂"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-20 09:29:27 UTC 207.8K followers, 66.7K engagements

"Happened at least thrice before I stood up. I signalled to her to exchange seats with me - the sheer gratitude in her eyes. I sat down comfortably and as expected his thighs retracted. I'm a man like you expand your thighs at me & see if I'll not crack your femur"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-24 10:00:30 UTC 207.8K followers, 124.5K engagements

"Let's start by talking about why European countries have GMOs banned. France Italy Germany Austria Greece Luxembourg Hungary - all have GMOs banned. According to the EU - advantages are there but are weak compared to the risk. In plain words: "it's not worth it""
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-24 19:42:13 UTC 207.8K followers, 137K engagements

"Person papa die. You go their house for condolence visit go dey tell am say: "I understand how you feel" You wey your papa and mama dey house"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-20 10:39:13 UTC 207.8K followers, 260.3K engagements

"The person directly on top of this tweet doesn't have sense. 👆"
@UnkleAyo on X 2025-07-10 11:07:34 UTC 207.6K followers, 138.5K engagements