@PaulRudnickNY Paul Rudnick
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Social Influence
Social category influence countries 11.54% celebrities 8.24% finance 6.04% musicians 2.75% travel destinations 1.65% stocks 1.1% formula 1 0.55% automotive brands 0.55%
Social topic influence melania 11.54%, scott 6.04%, in the 4.95%, greenland 3.85%, kristi noem #178, maga 3.3%, pam bondi #1376, gold 2.75%, money 2.75%, this is 2.75%
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Top Social Posts
Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours
"It's hard to tell these gang members apart but none of them belong in America"
X Link 2025-04-15T20:31Z 83.1K followers, 607K engagements
"Kristi Noem has the hands of an ancient vampire who plucks the jewelry off corpses and uses their hair to make her wigs. Her private jet is named the Nosferatu"
X Link 2026-02-13T21:42Z 83.1K followers, [----] engagements
"Yesterday I sent my 8-year-old son to school and he came home as a respected character actress"
X Link 2024-09-13T17:05Z 83.1K followers, 159.6K engagements
"How Nancy Mace celebrates Valentine's Day: - Shining a flashlight into parked cars while screaming "SEX ISN'T LOVE" - Having dinner at Arby's with a mannequin named Sean - Kissing her own hand while murmuring "We musn't""
X Link 2026-02-14T15:35Z 83.1K followers, [----] engagements
"Does anyone think "Oh boy I've been invited to sit beside Trump at Mar-a-Lago Everyone will be there - Giuliani Hegseth maybe Kid Rock It's like Camelot""
X Link 2026-02-14T19:39Z 83.1K followers, [----] engagements
"Kimberly Guilfoyle at the Monaco Grand Prix where the dress code was "Wear Your Granddaughter's Outfit From Spring Break""
X Link 2025-11-09T14:45Z 83.1K followers, 17.7K engagements
"Kimberly Guilfoyle is: - Stealing printer paper - Leaving the hospital following a cosmetic procedure - Fedexing her breasts - Getting kicked out of her origami class - Dressed as a tribute to the Guggenheim Museum"
X Link 2025-11-26T14:14Z 83.1K followers, [----] engagements
"The trailer for the MELANIA documentary is here and it includes: - Melania turning her head slightly - Melania counting the millions she was paid to make the movie - Melania's body double holding Trump's hand - A TUMS-13 rating since the film causes nausea"
X Link 2025-12-17T17:26Z 83.1K followers, 26.5K engagements
"Marco is explaining to Lara: "No Venezuela isn't near Tampa" "We're going to force Maduro to listen to you sing" "Melania didn't mean to call you Lauren" "Don't worry the prices of Botox and Spanx are stable" "Ivanka didn't mention you""
X Link 2026-01-05T20:02Z 83.1K followers, [----] engagements
"At last Gumby has been reunited with his birth mother"
X Link 2026-01-26T18:09Z 83.1K followers, 15.2K engagements
"While standing next to far-right loon Nicki Minaj Scott Bessent is thinking: "I've never met a black person before" "Should I sell her my crypto" "Look at her fingernails - you go girl" "Should I do my treasury bond rap" "I'm the most uncomfortable caucasian on earth""
X Link 2026-01-29T14:00Z 83.1K followers, [----] engagements
"So far the biggest names at the MELANIA premiere are Jeanine Pirro and Dr. Oz. Both are familiar with surgery"
X Link 2026-01-30T01:07Z 83.1K followers, [----] engagements
"Guests at the Obama Inauguration included Beyonce Springsteen Stevie Wonder Kelly Clarkson and Tom Hanks. Biggest name at the Melania premiere: Dr. Oz. No Barron or Ivanka who both claimed they hadn't met Melania"
X Link 2026-01-30T14:30Z 83.1K followers, [----] engagements
"Here's Klan Mom Katie Miller interviewing Mike and Kelly Johnson. She's asking: "Mike your feet don't touch the floor. Do you work for Keebler" "Kelly does your coral pantsuit signal a sexless marriage" "My husband Stephen is a rodent. Should I be worried about rabies""
X Link 2026-01-31T18:14Z 83.1K followers, [----] engagements
"Kimberly Guilfoyle is dressed as: - Fun With Kleenex - A third sister from FROZEN - A new American Girl doll called Sparkles Girl of the Streets - Frederick's of Bayonne - Norma Desmond in the Ice Capades"
X Link 2026-01-31T19:05Z 83.1K followers, 15.8K engagements
"Lindsey Graham claims he's married to Mrs. South Carolina"
X Link 2026-02-01T17:39Z 83.1K followers, [----] engagements
"Kimberly Guilfoyle is dressed as: - A hooker and a pimp - A mob wife at a christening - Someone who just "shopped" a restaurant's coat check - Cruella De Vill's older sister Nutella - Putin's first mistress from 1968"
X Link 2026-02-01T18:15Z 83.1K followers, 18.3K engagements
"Ron DeSantis announced his Healthy Florida First campaign explaining "From now on my wife Casey and I will be coloring our hair and eyebrows with 100% organic motor oil""
X Link 2026-02-01T21:43Z 83.1K followers, [----] engagements
"MAGA supporter Nicki Minaj has been spewing anti-gay slurs and as usual none of Trump's LGBTQ minions including Bari Weiss Scott Bessent Peter Thiel and Ric Grenell have objected as Karoline Leavitt hugged Minaj"
X Link 2026-02-02T20:01Z 83.1K followers, [----] engagements
"Authenticated photo of Lindsey Graham responding to Jeanine Pirro's ban on guns in DC"
X Link 2026-02-04T20:54Z 83.1K followers, [----] engagements
"Jeff Bezos is systematicallly gutting The Washington Post with layoffs. If he wants to destroy the paper he should just put Ric Grenell in charge"
X Link 2026-02-04T20:55Z 83.1K followers, [----] engagements
"Cheer captains at the Repubs' alternate Superbowl"
X Link 2026-02-04T23:11Z 83.1K followers, [----] engagements
"Trump's been bulk buying tickets to MELANIA and giving them away to boost sales. Other techniques: - Ghislaine Maxwell organizing prison screenings - Bari Weiss promoting the film to both CBS News viewers - Melania raffling off her old body parts at theaters"
X Link 2026-02-05T17:01Z 83.1K followers, [----] engagements
"Trump's suing the Winter Olympics for not awarding him gold medals in: - Getting out of a chair - Stress-eating during [--] AM posting binges - Clearing a room - Increasing inflation - Nodding off and drooling - Most appearances of anyone in the Epstein Files"
X Link 2026-02-05T17:14Z 83.1K followers, [----] engagements
"Why do Alina Habba and Lindsey Halligan always look like they're being called to testify in a trial where the married CEO they were dating is indicted for embezzlement and murder"
X Link 2026-02-05T18:54Z 83.1K followers, [----] engagements
"Michelle Bachmann says Trump is "absolutely handsome" "in great shape" and "far more attractive than Gavin Newsom." Michelle's husband Marcus told her "Ya got that right girlfriend" and offered there snaps up"
X Link 2026-02-05T23:17Z 83.1K followers, [----] engagements
"5th place swimmer Riley Gaines is demanding a gold medal from the Winter Olympics "because I was traumatized by the existence of other athletes"""
X Link 2026-02-06T01:12Z 83.1K followers, 21.4K engagements
"To allow funding for repairs Trump's demanding that both Washington-Dulles Airport and Penn Station be renamed after him. Then no one will use them and they'll close"
X Link 2026-02-06T04:34Z 83.1K followers, [----] engagements
"Trump is suing the Westminster Dog Show because Mike Johnson didn't win"
X Link 2026-02-06T17:02Z 83.1K followers, [----] engagements
"I'm not sure if Jeanine Pirro looks better before or after her plastic surgery"
X Link 2026-02-06T19:06Z 83.1K followers, [----] engagements
""President Trump's racist video was wonderful and I say this as someone elected Supreme Klan Princess at a recent rally. When I see a Black person on TV even if they're starring in a show I call ICE. Because you can't spell USA without a swastika""
X Link 2026-02-06T20:00Z 83.1K followers, [----] engagements
"Melania says she wants "patriotic themes" at this year's WH Easter Egg Roll. Such as: - Visitors paying her in "American cash" - The Easter Bunny giving her a basket of money - Easter eggs with groupons for cocaine purchased in her office - Jesus will return with his checkbook"
X Link 2026-02-06T21:34Z 83.1K followers, [----] engagements
"Mike Johnson says Pope Leo is wrong about having "compassion" for immigrants says "compassion" is only for rich white men who don't get the Nobel Peace Prize"
X Link 2026-02-06T21:38Z 83.1K followers, [----] engagements
"While the crowd at the Olympics cheered the US athletes JD and Usha Vance were overwhelmingly booed by the full arena. I'm sure Karoline Leavitt will blame Antifa or the deep state but she'll be wrong: the entire world was booing"
X Link 2026-02-06T23:09Z 83.1K followers, 71.3K engagements
"I'm pretty sure I heard JD and Usha's unborn child booing them at the Olympics"
X Link 2026-02-07T02:10Z 83.1K followers, [----] engagements
"Prepping for the alternate MAGA half-time show by getting drunk vomiting on myself. sliding out of the recliner not noticing that my wife left me and took the kids screaming racial slurs at a floor lamp and wondering why the microwave isn't showing the Olympics"
X Link 2026-02-07T17:42Z 83.1K followers, [----] engagements
"JD: "The crowd is booing you" USHA: "No they're booing you" JD: "Everybody hates you" USHA:"Because I'm married to you" JD: "You made me see MELANIA" USHA:"You made me meet Melania" JD: "I wish you were Christian" USHA: I wish your head wasn't a balloon with mold""
X Link 2026-02-07T19:16Z 83.1K followers, [----] engagements
"Booing JD Vance should be the new national anthem"
X Link 2026-02-07T23:06Z 83.1K followers, 35.8K engagements
"If the announcer at the MAGA halftime show said "LADIES AND GENTLEMEN KID ROCK" would anyone know the difference"
X Link 2026-02-08T17:37Z 83.1K followers, [----] engagements
"Olympic champion Ilia Malinin is clearly the lovechild of Ilya and Shane from HEATED RIVALRY"
X Link 2026-02-08T22:15Z 83.1K followers, 581.5K engagements
"The best parts of the MAGA halftime show: - The Proud Boy Dancers - When Kid Rock shot a backup singer he claimed was an immigrant - When everyone sang God Bless America to a huge photo of Hitler - When nurses rushed the stage with Narcan - The Confederate flag t-shirt cannons"
X Link 2026-02-08T22:22Z 83.1K followers, [----] engagements
"Bravo to Bad Bunny for putting on a great and inspiring half-time show to which Trump responded by spewing unhinged racism. Bad Bunny is a far better American than Trump will ever be"
X Link 2026-02-09T04:33Z 83.1K followers, [----] engagements
"Kimberly Guilfoyle hosted the Greek premiere of MELANIA while dressed as: - A polar bear with a sugar daddy - The hostess at a popular Moscow "gentlemen's club" - A mob wife at a rival's funeral - Alexis Carrington's neighbor Destinee LaFleur - Kristi Noem's role model"
X Link 2026-02-09T14:52Z 83.1K followers, [----] engagements
"This is Scott Bessent and Lindsey Graham in: - A scene from GLENGARRY GLEN ROSS - That moment when someone asked which one was gay and Lindsey forgot he was on camera - The Mens Wearhouse "Racist Dads" collection - A PSA warning about seniors and syphilis"
X Link 2026-02-09T15:15Z 83.1K followers, [----] engagements
"Ghislaine Maxwell is refusing to speak to Congress unless Trump lets her out of prison. The weird thing is she said this from her suite at Mar-a-Lago"
X Link 2026-02-09T16:05Z 83.1K followers, [----] engagements
"Alan Dershowitz who thinks Ghislaine Maxwell should be granted immunity also asked Trump to issue a stamp honoring "Alan Dershowitz Proud American and Epstein's Lawyer""
X Link 2026-02-10T19:18Z 83.1K followers, [----] engagements
"Trump Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick now admits going to Epstein Island "with my wife children and nannies." He explained "How many times can you go to Disneyworld""
X Link 2026-02-10T19:44Z 83.1K followers, [----] engagements
"Pamela Jo Bondi is the name of: - Miss Drug Cartel Hush Money of [----] - A Klan rally cheerleader - The first female serial killler in Hooterville - The fully clothed centerfold in Christian Topics for Men - A sorority president who asked all members to buy matching pink handguns"
X Link 2026-02-10T20:02Z 83.1K followers, [----] engagements
"AL Senator Katie Britt wants to ban any mention of LGBTQ lives from classrooms calling it "indoctrination." Katie adds "Gay people have no place around my dinner table at my church or in my bedroom where my husband keeps rewatching HEATED RIVALRY""
X Link 2026-02-10T22:05Z 83.1K followers, [----] engagements
"Mark Zuckerberg just bought a mega-mansion near Ivanka and Jared in Miami because he thought they were his parents"
X Link 2026-02-11T15:09Z 83.1K followers, [----] engagements
"On Bill Maher Chris Christie said Lindsey Graham praises Trump in public but disparages him in private. "That's why everyone in Congress calls Lindsey the Snitch Bitch. He loves it""
X Link 2026-02-11T16:27Z 83.1K followers, [---] engagements
"This is: - If used cars were people - The Mount Rushmore of pedophile protectors - Betty and Veronica after serving fifty years in Sing Sing - A lesbian couple suing their co-op board - Lindsey Halligan and Alina Habba without photoshop - The reception desk in Hell"
X Link 2026-02-11T19:18Z 83.1K followers, [----] engagements
"When asked to do her job Pam Bondi got so furious her face moved"
X Link 2026-02-11T20:21Z 83.1K followers, [----] engagements
"Susan Collins is running for re-election. Her campaign slogans: "Has Anyone Seen My Glasses What I'm Wearing Them" "I'm Sure Mr. Hitler Was Sorry" "There Are No Bad Bunnies" "I'm Pro-Choice Except In The Case Of Pregnancies" "I Took A Cognitive Test And - What Was I Saying""
X Link 2026-02-12T00:39Z 83.1K followers, [----] engagements
"This look is called: "I just ran out of lies give me a minute" "I don't need friends" "My thick makeup is a radioactive shield against truth" "My law degree is from homeschooling" "I made Jeffrey Epstein a friendship bracelet. So what""
X Link 2026-02-12T15:33Z 83.1K followers, [----] engagements
"Peak moment from yesterday's hearing: when Pam Bondi waved her forefinger at Jamie Raskin and hissed "I'm going to kill you Harry Potter""
X Link 2026-02-12T16:09Z 83.1K followers, [----] engagements
"Did you know: during sex Rudy Giuliani likes to have Jeanine Pirro cosplay as Betty Crocker"
X Link 2026-02-12T16:12Z 83.1K followers, [----] engagements
"Gallup just announced it will no longer track presidential approval ratings. Because they ran out of minus signs and numbers for Trump"
X Link 2026-02-12T17:53Z 83.1K followers, [----] engagements
"Pam Bondi outrage lexicon: "Don't you DARE." "I am DISGUSTED." "As an incompetent lawyer AND a white supremacist." "This is the MOST TRANSPARENT administration." "My panties are RIDING UP." "My botox is WEARING THIN ." "Do not test my ANTI-PERSPIRANT.""
X Link 2026-02-12T18:01Z 83.1K followers, [----] engagements
"Gavin Newsom says his ex-wife Kimberly Guilfoyle "fell prey" to the right-wing insanity of Fox News while she worked there. She was fired for sexual harassment danced during the Jan. 6th riot and is now engaged to Don Jr. It's like she's on a game show called How Low Can You Go"
X Link 2023-02-15T20:47Z 83.1K followers, 193.3K engagements
"Who wore it better: Lauren Sanchez Bezos during a hurricane or your Mom's kitchen"
X Link 2026-01-30T15:17Z 83.1K followers, [----] engagements
"Who wore it better: Ivanka in her Mom's mini-dress or the chandelier at one of her Dad's bankrupt casinos"
X Link 2026-02-06T18:42Z 83.1K followers, [----] engagements
"At a hearing Josh Hawley shrieked that Netflix kids' shows have "woke gender ideology." He continued: "PEPPA PIG WAS BORN A CAT" "THE DOGS ON PAW PATROL HAVE BEEN NEUTERED LIKE ME" "MY LITTLE PONY WAS SEEN AT A PRIDE RALLY IN TOONVILLE" "SMURFS' GENITALS ARE UNCLEAR""
X Link 2026-02-08T19:32Z 83.1K followers, [----] engagements
"Melania is asking "Does anyone know Bad Bunny He's so hot. Have you seen what I married Jabba the Walrus""
X Link 2026-02-08T19:55Z 83.1K followers, [----] engagements
"Jeanine Pirro is trying to reverse Steve Bannon's conviction for Contempt of Congress. She's seen here visiting him in prison"
X Link 2026-02-10T20:07Z 83.1K followers, [----] engagements
"Today Trump had the Pride flag removed from the Stonewall Inn on Christopher Street. As usual his slobbering gay lackeys - Ric Grenell Peter Thiel Scott Bessent Tim Cook and Bari Weiss - said nothing or applauded the move"
X Link 2026-02-10T20:18Z 83.1K followers, 43.7K engagements
"Lindsey Graham just told Jeanine Pirro "Jeannie all your cases get dismissed and Giuliani wil never love you. You're a boozer a loser and more lipstick won't help. My advice Go see MELANIA because the empty theater will help you focus. Then hit up Pam Bondi for a loan""
X Link 2026-02-11T14:44Z 83.1K followers, [----] engagements
"Kari Lake is reportedly having trouble getting any meetings with Trump. She sobbed "It's because he thinks I'm Tiffany""
X Link 2026-02-12T16:40Z 83.1K followers, [----] engagements
"At least [--] CBS News producers have quit or taken buyouts after Bari Weiss demanded allegiance to Trump. She's rumored to be changing the network's name to Bar-i-Lago"
X Link 2026-02-12T20:56Z 83.1K followers, [----] engagements
"I'm rooting for the USA men's hockey team at the Olympics but to honor HEATED RIVALRY they should skate in pairs"
X Link 2026-02-12T21:02Z 83.1K followers, [----] engagements
"This is: - When Pam Bondi sees an Epstein victim - Pam warning Matt Gaetz to "stop making me love you" - Pam when her credit card is declined - Pam when she's asked to swear on a bible - Pam shrieking"YOU MADE ME BREAK A NAIL" during a hearing - Pam reacting to a child's smile"
X Link 2026-02-13T17:37Z 83.1K followers, [----] engagements
"RFK Jr wants to ban vaccines resulting in the worst measles outbreak in decades. He claims the only way for children to avoid measles is to have them snort cocaine off toilet seats"
X Link 2026-02-14T00:14Z 83.1K followers, [----] engagements
"This is: - Right before Lindsey puts on his little hat and dances - Trump wondering if he should ask the leprachaun for his pot o' gold - The "pull my finger" bit in a nursing home - Contestants backstage at the America's Got Jowls competition"
X Link 2026-02-15T16:41Z 83.1K followers, [----] engagements
"Kristi Noem fired a pilot for not transferring her blanket to a new plane. Her adulterous Christian boyfriend Corey Lewandowski told the press "It's the blanket she uses to smother kittens""
X Link 2026-02-13T17:14Z 83.1K followers, [----] engagements
"Jeanine Pirro is suing the town of Rye NY for $250K in negligence after she tripped and fell on a sidewalk causing "bruises and contusions." Her hair was unharmed"
X Link 2026-02-13T17:18Z 83.1K followers, 30.8K engagements
"This is: - That moment when Mike Johnson realizes he's only wearing one pair of underwear - Mike when he accidentally pictures Kevin Sorbo as Hercules and recites the Lord's Prayer - Mike trying to remember if the Bible forbids tickling - Mike regretting that last brussel sprout"
X Link 2026-02-13T18:24Z 83.1K followers, [----] engagements
"Bari Weiss has held CBS News town halls with Trump Erika Kirk and now Tony Dokoupil interviewing JD Vance all in the interest of "fairness." Next up: Katie Miller chatting with Goebbels Bari hugging Joseph McCarthy and Pam Bondi speaking with Jefferson Davis"
X Link 2026-02-13T19:17Z 83.1K followers, [----] engagements
"Legitimate forms of voter ID in red states: - Tattoo of a Confederate flag - [--] teeth or less - Handgun in a baby's lap - Paper plate with voter's first name in ketchup - Forged diploma from third grade - Strong odor - Hand of a dead person - Empty liquor bottle"
X Link 2026-02-14T14:56Z 83.1K followers, [----] engagements
"How Melania celebrates Valentine's Day: - Opens her wall safe and coos "I love the big unmarked bills more" - Sends herself roses with a card from Justin Trudeau saying "I loved your movie" - Underlines the NO PHYSICAL CONTACT section of her re-negotiated pre-nup"
X Link 2026-02-14T18:03Z 83.1K followers, [----] engagements
"Hegseth doesn't want any LGBTQ citizens people of color or women in the military. Kristi Noem says only right-wing caucasians should be allowed to vote. Bari Weiss says these are valid points of view. MAGAs aren't underdogs anymore and they've lost every recent election"
X Link 2026-02-14T19:44Z 83.1K followers, [----] engagements
"Words that white supremacists use: heritage foundational Anglo-Scots-Irish core values common sense Aryan legacy. Or sometimes just "gated community""
X Link 2026-02-15T18:03Z 83.1K followers, [----] engagements
"In the movie's third weekend both people who went to see MELANIA said "WUTHERING HEIGHTS was sold out""
X Link 2026-02-16T00:07Z 83.1K followers, [----] engagements
"Because of her earlier opposition to interference in Venezuela Tulsi Gabbard was banned from taking part in the Maduro raid. However she has been assigned to get Nancy Mace out of a Senate bathroom"
X Link 2026-01-11T02:02Z 82.4K followers, [----] engagements
"The reviews are in "She's so young and beautiful" - Melania "She can sit in a chair" - Melania "She moved her head slightly" - Melania "She doesn't do anything yet she's rich" - Melania "She will win the Nobel Modeling Prize" - Melania "I love her" - Melania"
X Link 2026-01-11T14:32Z 82.6K followers, 10.9K engagements
"Trump's ordered the Smithsonian to remove any mentions of slavery LGBTQ lives women's suffrage or Native Americans. Also his teeny tiny little hands"
X Link 2026-01-11T15:47Z 82.6K followers, [----] engagements
"Katie and Stephen Miller are expecting their fourth child. They've already named him Tony Dokoupil"
X Link 2026-01-11T15:56Z 82.6K followers, [----] engagements
"Another cartel boss has been arrested"
X Link 2026-01-11T18:53Z 82.4K followers, [----] engagements
"More great reviews: "Lifelike" - A chatbot "A third wife movie" - Ivanka "Doesn't mention Epstein" - Alan Dershowitz "The greatest film of all time" - Bari Weiss "Still no cover" - Vogue "I stilll haven't met her" - Tiffany Trump"
X Link 2026-01-11T19:47Z 82.6K followers, [----] engagements
"Sadly the woman who restored this fresco died recently and won't be able to work on Kristi Noem"
X Link 2026-01-11T20:43Z 82.4K followers, [----] engagements
"Idiot Trumpsucker Marco Rubio posted about his Lord and Master no longer wasting American dollars in foreign lands. Except maybe for the trllions of taxpayer bucks which will be spent propping up Venezuela Cuba Iran and Colombia following Trump's armed invasions"
X Link 2026-01-12T00:34Z 82.4K followers, [----] engagements
"Bari Weiss is refusing to air a single word critical of the Trump administration - she just canceled a segment on the Minnesota shooting. She's asked Tony Dokoupil to end each show by saying "We love you President Trump" Blowing a kiss was Tony's idea"
X Link 2026-01-12T00:40Z 82.6K followers, 45.3K engagements
"Tony Dokoupil actually thinks the country is waiting for his wisdom about "listening to each other" and "what we owe our children." He's America's unwanted life coach and a CBS chatbot named Skippy the Douchebag"
X Link 2026-01-12T13:46Z 82.5K followers, 39.2K engagements
"Trump's says he's seen "pieces" of the MELANIA movie and "it's incredible." He added "Wayne Gretzky told me he wants to see it." Gretzky is believed to be the only remaining subscriber at the Kennedy Center"
X Link 2026-01-12T14:43Z 82.6K followers, 16.1K engagements
"Proud Boys and militia members have been hired as armed ICE agents which is what MAGAs love: legalized lynch mobs paid for by taxpayers. MAGAs aren't about obeying the law but weaponizing their hate"
X Link 2026-01-12T16:44Z 82.5K followers, [----] engagements
"Bari Weiss has assured CBS she can "turn things around" with her new morning show co-hosted by Alina Habba and Lindsey Halligan who were available. It's called "Good Morning President Trump" and features a book club which looks at the photos in Melania's ghostwritten memoir"
X Link 2026-01-12T19:27Z 82.6K followers, 89.3K engagements
"The Department of Defense sent a letter to a Canadian sex toys store asking it to stop sending butt plugs and vibrators to soldiers in Bahrain where such things are illegal. The remaining stock has been shipped directly to Lindsey Graham"
X Link 2026-01-12T19:35Z 82.5K followers, [----] engagements
"If you think preventing a handful of trans athletes from competing in women's sports is more important than America starting foreign wars abolishing reproductive freedom ICE agents murdering citizens and Trump lying about election fraud you're probably watching CBS News"
X Link 2026-01-13T00:28Z 82.5K followers, [----] engagements
"God bless MacKenzie Scott who donated $45 million to the Trevor Project an advocacy group for LGBTQ young people with a suicide prevention hotline. Trump defunded this group. Wouldn't it be nice if Scott Bessent Peter Thiel and Bari Weiss all openly gay matched Scott's generosity https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2010893097274581110 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2010893097274581110"
X Link 2026-01-13T01:54Z 82.6K followers, 19.8K engagements
"Jeanine Pirro isn't backing off on her vindictive investigation of Jerome Powell declaring "I gonna winvestigate Perome Jowell cause he not Trumpyness so must be spanky I do it by me I lawyer sort of anyone got a box of beer I pay you and pork rinds""
X Link 2026-01-13T12:50Z 82.7K followers, [----] engagements
"Tony Dokoupil boy reporter is on his way to: - Mar-a-Lago for his nightly broadcast - Bari Weiss's office to get a dog biscuit and a gold star - An on-location Breaking News story at the MELANIA premiere - A non-partisan interview with someone he calls "the great Pam Bondi""
X Link 2026-01-13T13:18Z 82.7K followers, 51.5K engagements
"Scott Bessent is reportedly angry at Trump over the Jerome Powell investigation. Bessent expresses anger by: - Slapping his butler - Tossing his martini at a child - Stress-eating vanilla pudding - Yelling "peon" at Stop signs - Tripping Susie Wiles and laughing"
X Link 2026-01-13T13:35Z 82.7K followers, [----] engagements
"Bari Weiss's rules of journalism: - It's not a story without a comment from Katie Miller - Fairness means whatever Pete Hegseth says it means - Don't call me after [--] PM because I'll be having dinner with Jared Kushner - Real Americans don't care about decency"
X Link 2026-01-13T17:23Z 82.6K followers, 34.7K engagements
"Karoline Leavitt told the press that Tony Dokoupil's upcoming interview with Trump will be "a short pull-aside." She explained "This means that Tony will wear rubber gloves bring paper towels and say 'Thank you Mr. President' afterwards""
X Link 2026-01-13T17:32Z 82.5K followers, [----] engagements
"A Bari Weiss memo ordered her staff to create stories every night with viral potential. Which is why the CBS Evening News now feels like COVID"
X Link 2026-01-13T20:03Z 82.6K followers, 45.7K engagements
"Kristi Noem with and without makeup and hair extensions"
X Link 2026-01-13T21:58Z 82.6K followers, 106K engagements
"Norah O'Donnell Maurice Dubois and John Dickerson are experienced journalists who know what they're doing Tony Dokoupil is a preening morning show airhead and Bari Weiss comes off like the editor of her school paper The Daily Me. Weiss and Dokoupil are bumbling amateurs"
X Link 2026-01-14T22:08Z 82.6K followers, 35.9K engagements
"Lara the Dumbest Trump just announced that her father-in-law will be sending people to Mars. To which the entire would responded "SEND LARA""
X Link 2026-01-14T22:24Z 82.6K followers, [----] engagements
"Pam Bondi replied furiously to a judge who decided that Lindsey Halligan had been illegally appointed as a prosecutor. In a letter Pam thundered "Ms. Halligan was the 4th RUNNER-UP AS MISS COLORADO And her talent competition was lying under oath""
X Link 2026-01-14T22:32Z 82.6K followers, [----] engagements
"This is: - Why the Messiah will never return - When your hair extensions have hair extensions - Why the shelves at Sephora are empty - If Jesus was crucified in Vegas - What happens when Venezuelan oil is used as mascara"
X Link 2026-01-14T22:58Z 82.8K followers, [----] engagements
"Stories Bari Weiss will be airing: "Donald Trump Our Greatest President and A Close Personal Friend" "MELANIA Deserves An Oscar" "Katie and Stephen Miller: Still Sizzling Hot" "Greenland Has Always Been Part of America" "ICE Agents Are Helping Immigrants" "Thank You Kari Lake""
X Link 2026-01-15T02:27Z 82.7K followers, [----] engagements
"RFK JR criticized Trump's junk food diet saying "He's pumping himself full of poison all day long." To which Melania replied "Why are you teasing me""
X Link 2026-01-15T17:39Z 82.6K followers, [----] engagements
"Alina Habba and Lindsey Halligan seen here without photoshop are both demanding their jobs back as federal prosecutors after judges disqualified them. Says Alina "I didn't go to the Barbizon School of Law and Tarot for nothing""
X Link 2026-01-15T18:42Z 82.6K followers, [----] engagements
"In the sequel to MELANIA titled MORELANIA the First Lady is asked to visit sick children in a hospital and replies "Why" She's seen going through the WH couch cushions looking for change having her staff carry her across a room and trying to read a book by shaking it"
X Link 2026-01-15T18:58Z 82.6K followers, [----] engagements
"Riley Gaines and Payton McNabb are protesting trans women in sports after having traveled many days from Middle Earth"
X Link 2026-01-15T19:21Z 82.6K followers, 64.5K engagements
""Members of the media aren't allowed to question any lie I tell or I'll throw a shrieking pep squad fit and curse at you for disrespecting my Christian hair and makeup. I am the voice of truth and you will SHUT UP OR I WILL HAVE MY DAD CALL YOUR DAD AND YOU'LL BE FUCKING SORRY""
X Link 2026-01-15T20:37Z 82.6K followers, [----] engagements
"This horror movie is called: Yowling Blondes of the Republican Party When Someone's Had Too Much Coffee Attack Of The Crucifix-Wearing Demons I WANT TO SEE THE MANAGER She-Wolves Of Mar-a-Lago The Night Dad Dumped Mom I AM NOT DRUNK WHERE IS MY CROISSANT SARAH"
X Link 2026-01-15T20:52Z 82.6K followers, [----] engagements
"After claiming that fraud only happens in blue states Scott Bessent explained "When Republicans commit fraud it's to protect their families guns escorts and restricted country clubs so it's fine""
X Link 2026-01-15T21:01Z 82.6K followers, [----] engagements
"Bari Weiss is reporting that Trump will give Putin his FIFA award"
X Link 2026-01-16T02:03Z 82.6K followers, [----] engagements
"According to the ratings the CBS Evening News is suffering from internal bleeding"
X Link 2026-01-16T02:30Z 82.6K followers, 72.6K engagements
"Melania has reportedly cut Ivanka out of the MELANIA movie entirely. Including scenes where: - Ivanka keeps repeating "Speak English" - Melania keeps calling her "Yvonne" - Mud-wrestling during a spa day at Mar-a-Lago - At the Inauguration Ivanka asks if Melania is "on the list""
X Link 2026-01-16T14:02Z 82.8K followers, 19.7K engagements
"During a hearing on abortion drugs Josh Hawley irrationally asked a doctor "Can men get pregnant" The doctor should've responded with a photo of Hawley and his wife Erin explaining "Not like this they can't""
X Link 2026-01-16T14:16Z 82.6K followers, [----] engagements
"RFK Jr is now claiming cellphones can endanger your health. In this photo he thinks he's holding one"
X Link 2026-01-16T14:21Z 82.6K followers, [----] engagements
"Kari Lake is claiming she won the election and is now president of Greenland"
X Link 2026-01-16T14:28Z 82.6K followers, [----] engagements
"MAGA Moms Katie Miller and Katie Britt are chatting about: - Whether Satan loves that they have the same hair - Which is better: homeschooling or Hitler Youth - Is "Katie" the new Karen - Making your own anti-depressants - How to stop your kids from reading books"
X Link 2026-01-16T14:44Z 82.6K followers, [----] engagements
"Bari Weiss has admitted that she only hired Tony Dokoupil after Scott Baio said no"
X Link 2026-01-16T18:21Z 82.6K followers, [----] engagements
"After watching Heated Rivalry Lindsey Graham says it's more important to invade Canada than ever declaring "We need those butts""
X Link 2026-01-16T21:04Z 82.6K followers, [----] engagements
"Theaters are reporting that almost no tickets have been sold to Melania's movie but it has received a sitting ovation"
X Link 2026-01-16T22:03Z 82.7K followers, [----] engagements
"World-class moron Megyn Kelly says Tony Dokoupil is bombing because "He's a lesbian's idea of what women want" referring to openly gay producer Bari Weiss. Megyn doesn't seem to realize that what lesbians want are women"
X Link 2026-01-16T22:07Z 82.9K followers, 11.2K engagements
"Pam Bondi has admitted to "glitches" in her inability to release millions of pages from the Epstein Files. Webster's now defines "glitches" as "mentions of Donald Trump""
X Link 2026-01-16T22:15Z 82.7K followers, 17.6K engagements
"Melania's speech today on AI received a passionate response"
X Link 2026-01-16T22:27Z 82.6K followers, [----] engagements
"Kyrsten Sinema has been accused of having sex with a member of her security team and sending him "lascivious" messages and a photo of herself in just a towel. She's believed to isolate her prey and then devour them"
X Link 2026-01-16T23:42Z 82.9K followers, 242.4K engagements
"Riley Gaines and Karoline Leavitt are: - Sorority sisters pregnant by the same married professor - Runners-up from when Stephen Miller was The Bachelor - Fighting over who gets to bring Trump his Metamucil - Examples of the Supercuts "MAGA Mom Overage Prom Tousle""
X Link 2026-01-17T14:25Z 82.7K followers, 10.5K engagements
"Katy Tur is telling hubby Tony Dokoupil: "We don't need two incomes" "Should we revive our Donny and Marie tribute act" "Why do they keep giving you big words" "Ratings aren't everything. But don't look at yours" "So tell me about hugging JD Vance""
X Link 2026-01-17T15:07Z 82.7K followers, 30K engagements
"Kristi Noem is pointing at: - A tree that might be a domestic terrorist - A truck filled with her makeup driving away - Her adulterous lover Corey Lewandowski hitting on a crossing guard - A mother and child who need to be violently arrested because - "I don't need a reason""
X Link 2026-01-17T16:13Z 82.8K followers, [----] engagements
"The Martha Graham Dance Company has canceled its centennial appearance at the Kennedy Center the latest of many artists refusing to perform there. But KC director and Trump lapdog Ric Grenell insists "We're in negotiations with the Billy Graham Dance Company""
X Link 2026-01-17T16:20Z 82.8K followers, [----] engagements
"Alina Habba has announced plans to run for Lindsey Halligan's Fourth Runner-Up position in the Miss Colorado pageant"
X Link 2026-01-17T17:54Z 82.6K followers, 10.6K engagements
"Bari Weiss posted a lie about the Minnesota shooting because Trump told her to. To reward her Trump has appointed her Grand Inquisitor at Hogwarts"
X Link 2026-01-17T21:38Z 82.6K followers, 13.9K engagements
"Melania has released a new image from her movie where she greets thousands of empty seats at the the Kennedy Center premiere"
X Link 2026-01-17T22:09Z 82.6K followers, 14.4K engagements
"Bari Weiss kissed Trump after a Sixty Minutes interview because that's what professional unbiased journalists do. Cronkite made out with Mao. Hiring Bari to run CBS News will go down with the Edsel and New Coke as catastrophic failures"
X Link 2026-01-18T00:03Z 82.6K followers, 68.3K engagements
"Tony Dokoupil whined to steelworkers about how hard his job is. Because: - He has to work for [--] minutes five days a week - Bari Weiss telling him the bad ratings are his fault - Running out of hairspray - Pronouncing big words like "factory" - Slow room service at Mar-a-Lago"
X Link 2026-01-18T13:38Z 82.6K followers, [----] engagements
"Because the movie's selling zero tickets its title is being changed to: IVANKA FIRST LADY NAKED BE THE ONLY ONE IN YOUR STATE TO SEE THIS STAR WARS: MRS. JABBA THE HUTT GOLLUM'S SISTER REHEATED RIVALRY SLOVENIAN RHAPSODY"
X Link 2026-01-18T13:52Z 82.7K followers, [----] engagements
"This is: - The day she began writing "Mrs. Bari Trump" in her journal - Trump kisses someone he thinks is Susie Wiles - The death of CBS News - The housekeeper from Epstein Island visits the WH - Stephen Miller's cousin Debbie - Bring Your Corrupt Fake Journalist To Work Day"
X Link 2026-01-18T13:57Z 82.6K followers, [----] engagements
"This is: - Someone waiting to see the manager - Karoline when Bari Weiss is late for their daily brunch - The morning Mar-a-Lago ran out of vodka - Right before she calls ICE on the waiter - When you've put on your hospital gown but the cosmetic surgeon is backed up"
X Link 2026-01-18T14:52Z 82.6K followers, 13.3K engagements
"It's being reported that Pete Hegseth insists on applying makeup before diplomatic meetings and carries a small compact to powder his face. But many people think he's gone too far"
X Link 2026-01-18T18:49Z 82.8K followers, [----] engagements
"Bari Weiss was appointed to run CBS News for the same reason Ric Grenell was hired to run the Kennedy Center: to bankrupt the place"
X Link 2026-01-18T21:21Z 82.6K followers, 30.4K engagements
"After just a few months as ambassador Kimberly Guilfoyle is recommending that Trump invade Greece because "There's a bunch of antique stuff here that you could spray-paint gold and put in your office""
X Link 2026-01-18T21:26Z 82.6K followers, 30.3K engagements
"Sarah Huckabee Sanders is taking her kids on an archaeological tour of the West Bank where they screamed after finding some [-----] year-old coins in a cave. Then they found a [----] year-old note from Melania reading "THOSE ARE MINE""
X Link 2026-01-18T21:47Z 82.6K followers, [----] engagements
"Trump keeps blathering about "trillions" of dollars in foreign investment and "unprecedented growth." Yet he can't produce a penny of that money and almost no new factories are being built in the US. It's a Ponzi scheme which requires no one to remember the earlier lies"
X Link 2026-01-18T23:50Z 82.8K followers, 16.5K engagements
"It's now been scientifically proven that Lara Trump dancing caused COVID"
X Link 2026-01-19T18:37Z 82.8K followers, [----] engagements
"Bari Weiss has been added to the MELANIA movie as a sidekick who sighs "You've got the best husband in the world" "You're like a beautiful princess" and "Can we visit your enchanted money cavern with all its golden splendor""
X Link 2026-01-19T18:48Z 82.6K followers, [----] engagements
"The Trump-Kennedy Center has finally booked a show: Lindsey Graham as Tevye in Fiddler on the Roof"
X Link 2026-01-19T19:04Z 82.6K followers, [----] engagements
"Tony Dokoupil is thinking: "Why do people call me Skippy the Douchebag" "Why hasn't Trump called It's been [--] minutes" "Is it bad when the ratings go down" "Could I get my old job back At the Mar-a-Lago gift shop" "The MELANIA premiere is gonna be dope""
X Link 2026-01-19T19:52Z 82.9K followers, [----] engagements
"First image of the Trumps waiting for Jared to visit them in prison"
X Link 2026-01-20T13:42Z 82.7K followers, [----] engagements
"Lara Trump dancing has been scientifically linked to hundreds of deaths worldwide from people whose last words were "I can't unsee it""
X Link 2026-01-20T18:59Z 82.9K followers, [----] engagements
"This is: - Every serial killer - Every divorced Dad who bought a Jeep Cherokee instead of paying child support - Every junior college professor being investigated by HR - Every husband on Dateline being interviewed in prison - Every guy on the subway who claims "You touched ME""
X Link 2026-01-20T19:10Z 82.6K followers, [----] engagements
"Trump is going to Davos: - Because he thinks it's in Greenland - To avoid seeing the MELANIA movie - To remember his ski weekend there with Jeffrey Epstein - Because maybe Switzerland will surprise him with a Nobel - Because he can't go anywhere in the US without getting booed"
X Link 2026-01-20T19:18Z 82.6K followers, [----] engagements
"Bari Weiss is giving: - Storefront psychic making bail - Your Mom doing her club act in the basement - Not noticing while her interns place bets on when she'll be fired - A grad student attending a rally in [----] - The Manson girl who made her own jewelry"
X Link 2026-01-20T19:58Z 82.7K followers, [----] engagements
"After being confronted with Trump's own words about invading Greenland because he didn't get the Nobel Scott Bessent sniffed on CNBC "I think it's a complete canard that there's any kind of an equivalence." Bessent then adjusted his wig and asked a footman to summon his carriage https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2013734306393247895 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2013734306393247895"
X Link 2026-01-20T22:04Z 82.7K followers, [----] engagements
"Invading and seizing another country is a strange way of demanding the Nobel Peace Prize but that's how a five-time draft dodger thinks. He's also having ICE agents drag patients out of hospitals and shoot American citizens. Hitler would be proud"
X Link 2026-01-20T23:28Z 82.9K followers, [----] engagements
"After Lindsey Halligan was fired as an illegally appointed prosecutor Pam Bondi insisted Halligan had "served with the utmost distinction." She added "Lindsey has in fact requested a leave to spend more time with her hair""
X Link 2026-01-22T01:02Z 82.7K followers, [----] engagements
""President Trump did not confuse Greenland with Iceland [--] times. He was talking about Graceland and Disneyland both of which he will Invade and seize. I have watched the video of FROZEN many times and you can clearly see Mr. Trump creating an ice palace while singing""
X Link 2026-01-22T17:49Z 82.7K followers, [----] engagements
"At Davos after Scott Bessent called Gavin Newsom "Patrick Bateman meets Sparkle Beach Ken" the correct response would be: "Oh Scott you bitch" "At least Gavin's not Drunk Blake Carrington meets Barbie's Skeevey Stepfather" "Oh snap Miss Prissy Lips""
X Link 2026-01-22T18:22Z 82.7K followers, [----] engagements
"After both being fired as prosecutors Lindsey Halligan and Alina Habba refused to sign autographs at Stop & Shop"
X Link 2026-01-22T18:25Z 82.7K followers, [----] engagements
"Melania manages to be both incredibly lazy and insanely greedy. She wants to be highly compensated for doing nothing"
X Link 2026-01-22T22:33Z 82.9K followers, 19.7K engagements
"Karoline Leavitt just insisted that the large bruise on Trump's hand is actually a map of Greenland "as a reminder""
X Link 2026-01-23T00:12Z 82.7K followers, [----] engagements
"Trump threw a tantrum and officially disinvited Canada to join his bogus Board of Peace. It's like being disinvited to the premiere of MELANIA"
X Link 2026-01-23T12:36Z 82.7K followers, 13.5K engagements
"Pam Bondi is sweating because she was asked: "What is your real hair color" "Did you meet Alina Habba at a bachelorette party at Red Lobster" "Did you trade the Epstein Files for magic beans" "Can you spell DOJ" "Will you be replaced by a broken toaster oven""
X Link 2026-01-23T13:52Z 82.8K followers, [----] engagements
"For Jared's 45th birthday Ivanka posted "You lead with thoughtfulness vision and heart." Which made even Jared ask "Who the hell are you talking about""
X Link 2026-01-23T13:59Z 82.9K followers, [----] engagements
"In a pro-life rant Mike Johnson claims that his mother almost aborted him. To which the world responded "Don't tease""
X Link 2026-01-23T20:40Z 82.7K followers, [----] engagements
"Karoline Leavitt is insisting that Trump met with "the true leader of Greenland who handed over the entire valley unconditionally""
X Link 2026-01-23T22:11Z 82.7K followers, [----] engagements
"The ball cap without Kristi Noem has a higher approval rating and IQ"
X Link 2026-01-23T23:09Z 82.9K followers, [----] engagements
"To promote her movie Melania will be ringing the bell to open the NY Stock Exchange while screaming "THERE'S SUPPOSED TO BE MONEY HERE WHERE IS THE MONEY I HAVE GARBAGE BAGS AND A SUITCASE""
X Link 2026-01-24T15:29Z 82.9K followers, [----] engagements
"Jared Kushner has proposed a $25 billion plan for turning Gaza into a resort and theme park "the way Donald Trump has revitalized America's heartland""
X Link 2026-01-24T15:59Z 82.9K followers, [----] engagements
"Mike Johnson claims "I was the product of an unplanned teen pregnancy." He continued "My Mom met Satan in a bar he offered her hard cider and cheap jewelry and soon she was giving birth on an altar surrounded by flames. I had a tail and horns until I was 12""
X Link 2026-01-24T16:40Z 82.9K followers, [----] engagements
"A new CBS kids' show SAFARI WITH BARI features: - Animal fun as Katie and Stephen Miller eat flies - Bari's Buddies with Bari and Trump making friendship bracelets - Bluey 'N Bessent as Scott "invests" Bluey's earnings - Bari sings "Readin' & Riotin'" with the Proud Boys"
X Link 2026-01-24T17:30Z 82.9K followers, [----] engagements
"Find me the person saying: "Our whole family's going to see the MELANIA movie" "Every time she says 'America' we're going to throw coins at the screen" "Who's playing Jeffrey Epstein" "I haven't been this excited since Lara's new single" "I loved her as the Joker""
X Link 2026-01-24T22:08Z 82.9K followers, [----] engagements
"Bari Weiss is already demanding a piece on The Heroes Of ICE"
X Link 2026-01-25T00:36Z 82.9K followers, [----] engagements
"JD Vance and Mike Johnson are speaking at an anti-abortion rally in DC. As a ventriloquist act called Jeddo and L'il Mister Mikey"
X Link 2026-01-25T22:02Z 82.9K followers, [----] engagements
"Trump is sending his goon Tom Homan to investigate the murders in Minneapolis. In return Homan has asked for $50K in unmarked bills to be left in a paper bag at the airport his usual fee"
X Link 2026-01-26T17:36Z 82.9K followers, [----] engagements
"Trump is desperately distancing himself but his first response to the murder of VA nurse Alex Pretti was total praise and celebration. He ordered that death and owns it"
X Link 2026-01-26T22:00Z 82.8K followers, [----] engagements
"This is: - When Kristi Noem saw herself without filters - When Home Depot ran out of spackle - When she walked in on Corey Lewandowski putting her hair extensions on a floor lamp and kissing it - When she heard "You're under arrest" and the cuffs were on her"
X Link 2026-01-27T04:07Z 82.8K followers, [---] engagements
"Here are Trump's creepy sons bragging about killing a beautiful animal and here's Doug Jones' gay son Carson who's a zookeeper"
X Link 2017-12-14T19:50Z 80.4K followers, [---] engagements
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